I always keep a bottle of helium in the house. Adam curry, John
C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, May 17 2012. Time for your Gitmo nation media
assassination Episode Four zero Niner. This is no agenda,
testing my head flag here and can't move forward in the
capital of the drone Star State Austin Tejas in the morning,
everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley words gloomy. I'm John C.
Dvorak.
Buzzkill. Wow, with a stinger. Stinger opening with a stinger.
So, Don illumi here. Yeah. Donna. Summer died. Oh, really?
Yeah.
You told me that a couple of minutes ago. Yeah, that was a
shocker. I think that was ended because my comment was, it was
the cover up that Mary Kennedy assassination. Yeah,
yeah, that's real nice. Real nice. That was an assassination.
John. I heard it on the news this morning. She died due to
lack of oxygen because of the rope around her neck.
Yeah, that's literally that's many women actually hang
themselves.
Well, that's a good that's a good question for for statistic
that they it takes a lot of effort is like a lot of crazy
work. You have to be kind of nutty. And it's just as
ridiculously showy.
It's so selfish. Well, I mean,
no, it's not selfish. It's just showing you that someone's got
to cut you down. Yeah, I was like painting your house in
there, you know, as makes an impression at the beginning kids
see it, they'd get ruined for life missing out, right.
I mean, isn't Isn't it just a really old fashioned way of
committing suicide? Yeah. And I think she was no stranger to
pills. You know, she I think
that might be exaggerated. I mean, maybe she was a, you know,
rich woman that was wasted all the time on something or other,
but
it just seems like there's so many other easy ways to go.
Yeah, the typically women will slit their wrists.
Do you have some scientific proof of this? Or are you just
making this up as you go along?
I'm just saying. Look it up on the Google. Yeah, I gotta
say I'm a little depressed, John. Why? Well,
you know why weather turned sour? They're in Austin. No,
I'll
say the weather is really beautiful today. But we were in
Los Angeles for a couple days went to make you depressed?
Well, for a number of reasons.
Did you take take a vaccination against douchebaggery
showdown. That was actually what happened is we were staying with
a guy who used to work at my first company in New York. And
he was an art director. And I've kept in touch with him over the
years. And when I was in Amsterdam, one time he came to
visit very creative, crazy kind of guy. And, you know, we had a
kind of a Down Down donation show on Sunday. And so for now,
for today's, which we'll find out in a minute. It's also down.
So you know, I'm already it's, I'm so you heard down so I'm as
well, I'm okay. Normally when I was ex boss, you know, I was
like, Hey, come and go. We've got a great place in Malibu,
and he's got some mansion. Dude.
Dude, dude, not only a mansion on the beach. He's got, you
know, he's got a brand new Ferrari. Not that I I crave a
Ferrari. But I'm like, I'm like, I won't mention his name. Like,
dude, what what are you doing? He says, Oh, yeah. Well, I have
a website. type this into your browser.
Again. Hang on. You're ready. Yeah. x
dash rt.com If you're doing this if you're playing along on the
live stream, and you're listening to the show, this is
not safe for work. No, this
is this is a porn site. Yeah, but it's look at it. It is high
end. This guy's kind of more no high high
end. Yeah, it's slick. Yeah, he's doing stuff with red cams
and you know so he's he's printing money.
Yeah, that's what you can do that we you know, we could have
gotten into horses my point well,
now you know why I'm so down. I'm like, Really, you make
movies of people having sex and you make millions and millions
and millions of dollars. I on the other hand, read government
legislation and I'm just getting by and Well the
difference is is that you won't find yourself with your head
with a hit with your head on a stick because you didn't cough
up some money to some mob boss. No, this
this is a very very clean operation
so far.
Yeah, and this all these girls are all from Czechoslovakia and
they shoot it in a light
shirt. One of them's a Russian mob boss's girlfriend, we find
the idea to have his head Get on a stick. Ferraris gonna be
burning in the garage.
Oh, thank you, John. You know how to lift my spirits don't I
beside that, I was very happy to return back home to Austin after
you know you're in Malibu. You look up at the mountains, and
there's smog in Malibu. Isn't that pathetic? Oh, it, you know,
and we drove into town, obviously, you see, Christina,
you can't see town. You can't see the city. You literally
cannot see it
one time a year. October is just as bad too. Which is funny. I
mean, they have a it's an interesting effect down there.
It's a bit it's essentially the even if there was no cars down
there, they'd have smog because of the the way the lands laid
out.
Yeah, I remember when we lived there. There was one day if you
actually look at the city, and you saw mountains behind it you
like huh, I didn't know this amazing. Actually,
I one time I was in Pasadena, where this really beautiful if
there wasn't smog, and the mountains were all around the
place. It was like, wow, this is really pretty new. It's like
once in a lifetime apparently.
It really is. We only saw it once and like the two years that
we were there. Anyway, I did learn something interesting.
From my buddy. Yeah, because of course, I was like really
interested in the business. His wife actually is she runs it.
She runs the whole thing. And so you know, their biggest problem
is BitTorrent. Because you know, their movies are the number one
pirated movies on BitTorrent. And
so does that. If it weren't pirated? He'd have to Ferrari's
Is that what you're saying? Well, this
is what I asked him. He said, You know, no, I don't believe
so. He believes it's the community aspect. Like, well,
hold on a second. Because there is the people who are members of
his site. Yeah, they know all the girls. They know what
they're doing what the next movie is. I mean, it's just it's
just like hookers. Yeah, exactly. Your friend.
They are they're totally your buddy. And they're your friend
does hookers. Here's,
here's what happened. So he got a call from one of these law
firms that does. They do it for the MPAA and the Ria. They go
after people who BitTorrent stuff. And here's how it works.
They're basically they have, you know, single stringers all over
the country. And, you know, they'll do a conference call and
be like, Yeah, this is your lawyer in, in Mississippi. Yeah,
here's your lawyer in Jersey, and it's, you know, one guy
sitting in his bedroom office. So the way it works is they
subpoena the ISPs for the contact information of the IP
addresses, which, you know, when you have a swarm of BitTorrent
traffic, you can get the IP addresses, obviously, or unless
it's a magnet, link is getting harder, thank goodness. And then
they contact these people. And they, then they essentially,
pressure them, like mob into settling. And the owner of the
content gets 10% 10%. So they once got a check for check this
out. $300,000. And they're like, whoa, hold on a second, you
know, what is and then this, they stopped doing this, because
they thought it was, you know, inherently kind of wrong. But
the interesting part of the story is that there was one
person who had settled for like, $100,000. And, and they said,
Well, how do you know most of these people are settling for
$3,000, which is also outrageous, of course. How did
that how did that happen? Turns out that one person that was a
woman who was an executive at the Screen Actors Guild, and
they were so worried that that would get out that they, you
know, and of course, they were pressured by these mob, like,
lawyers that they settled for. $100,000 It's a complete mafioso
operation. Yeah. And worse, and I'm like, 300,000
that's where it where they go,
like $300,000. And we're giving it away, John, you and me.
Yeah, well, we're not hookers. Yet. Well, you might be too old
for it. I'm over the hill for being Oh, come
on. There's always room for a GILF guild. Anyway, in the
morning in the morning to you John C. Dvorak in
the morning to you Adam. And in the morning Joel ships at sea
boots on the ground subs in the water and feet in the air
and all of our human resources all charged up ready to go in
our chat room? No agenda stream God calm no agenda. chat.net.
Good to see y'all. depleting your human resource value of
$9.2 million. And welcome to the show. Best podcast in the
universe. I tried to get on the Joe Rogan show too. But I got no
answer. I thought it would be good on Yeah, no, but I was in
LA you know, I was like, Well, you have to
let him do you have to let him know way in advance. Okay. I
mean, like a few days at least. Hey, I did oh yeah. Ha Um,
I did on like Saturday. I said, How about Tuesday? I didn't hear
back. Oh, well,
you didn't. I didn't. I did. I
know I screwed up. I did it wrong. I got some BBC press for
us, though. To watch. I got some BBC press for us. All right. Now
is the BBC called me and said, Yeah, we wanted to I don't know
some bogus thing about plugin. Yes, yes. Yeah. Flipboard was
doing a, I got it here. Hold on a second. Flipboard did a deal
with like SoundCloud or something. Oh, god. Yeah. And I
was basically like, I thought I did pretty good actually.
Whereas it Flipboard starts integrating, here we go. It was
the number one. It was on the homepage of the BBC. And let's
see. Mr. Curry, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's a win for
consumers. Without a doubt. Mr. Curry noted, you now have a very
interesting model, which surpasses that traditional media
organizations are doing which I didn't say of course, but he
questions the business angle. I don't know where the money comes
from yet other than a typical advertising play. And then I go
on to slam Spotify. And, yes, Spotify or Pandora or any music
service. It's apples to oranges. Mr. Curry added both have yet to
prove their model actually works right now. Everyone's losing
money. And then here comes Mr. Curry co host his own podcast,
no agenda with technology pundit. John, I didn't say that.
Technology pundit John C. Dvorak, the show was 100%
listener funded, and is profitable, despite there being
no ads. Mr. Curry says, of course, $1 is not as profitable,
so I thought that sounded pretty good. Yeah, of course, I didn't
put a link to no agenda.
Just put no agenda. Did they say the name? Yes. No agenda. Okay.
Well, then people google it. We got nine pages of returns, which
you know, some lesser idiots, they should be able to find it.
Although you run it still run into people that will ask you
the dumbest questions that you've just, you don't have to
do is type it into Google. And they won't do it. They just
don't think to do that. There are people that do not think to
use Google. Really? You ever noticed this? Apparently not.
No. I think well, maybe. People always say how do I find it?
That's what they always how do I find this thing? You type in
type in No, no agenda into Google. Although, you know,
Google changed their algorithms. And on the first page of the no
agenda results at the bottom we've got on Oh,
we have a lurker. Yeah, we've got no booing to get our guy
back on this
beanie agenda against Oshiomole. It's like some African dude.
No agenda then page two. We're back. The show. Oh my god. Oh
says no. Binny agenda. No bindi agenda. Oh, she mobilehome
get a mobile haul off of our page.
A mobile roadshow. Oh, Mojo. Joe is a special adviser to Governor
Adams Alma Hoelscher. Hole and arts do what is this guy doing
here?
Get off our page. I don't know. It's someone SEO Tim. Yeah, no
kidding. Special Adviser to Governor Adams, awesome molar
holes and Vanguard
Vanguard. Vanguard is a weird web address. It's not even
spelled. It's not even Vanguard dot Thompson guard and GE are
just like a newspaper. Yeah,
this has got to be one of those big PR companies do an SEO
Yes. Somebody screwed with us and they suckered we lost the
top thing for a while
they've got to get suckered summoning some African nation
into SEO in their guy. That's how it works.
And it's not even like it's not even just as an even American.
Get off of our Google site. You
You're not an American. Stop that you.
Anyway, I, despite the low turnout. I did some work, man.
Yeah, well, you got anything good. I got one thing at least
that's particularly interesting to me. Oh, good. Let's hear
let's hear it. Well, well, you might as well bring it up right
away because it kind of does relate to the non American guy.
So one of the big news items is last week was the guy at
Facebook who's going to renounce his American citizenship in
there. You know, it was a Brazilian game here. I got an
American citizen made a billion dollars, but he's been living in
Singapore and he doesn't really want to be an American. But
everybody all the pundits and everybody you see all over on,
especially on Twitter. Oh, it's unAmerican. He's an idiot. He's,
how can anyone do such a thing? So I have a friend, associate
correspondent who had done gone through this process, he was
worth about a half a billion dollars.
Oh, this is the guy that kind of had the camera. He had to do it.
So he didn't have to do it. My friend this one producer sent
him a note about this guy. He says, and this is interesting.
First of all, before we go into this, I want you to go to
Wikipedia and look up factor.
Factor. Yeah, effect FA CTA.
Yeah, factor.
Okay. Fair, fair and accurate credit transaction that act?
Yeah. You see
anything in there that looks remotely onerous? Well, it's
been stretched, posted protected, just like the Child
Protection Act. It's going to protect the public from for fair
transactions right. Now. Let me read the note. So it's a little
long, but it's
asking me to analyze a whole an entire wiki page in three
seconds,
there's nothing there to digest. Let me tell you in advance. As I
see it, the main reason a number of renunciations are exploding
is not due to any desire to avoid taxation, but rather the
fact that the so called Fact The law has made it almost
impossible for US citizens or green card holders abroad to
live their lives. The reporting requirements imposed on banks
and other financial institutions for routine bill paying accounts
opened by US citizens are estimated to be in the 1000s of
dollars per year. And those institutions have responded by
simply refusing to open accounts for US Nationals, and in some
case, preemptively closed accounts opened years ago.
That's true. That's true. You can't have that anymore. That's
true.
Now suppose you're yet by the way is not none of this is on
the wiki page. Now suppose you're a US citizen and foreign
assignment on a branch manager or branch manager, European
subsidiary. If you cannot open a local bank accounts extremely
difficult to receive your salary, pay bills or pay your
tax obligations to the local authorities. Even worse, some US
banks have now taken the step of refusing to open or maintain
good accounts of US citizens with foreign addresses. In this
environment, you can find yourself unbanked. Why would I
like unbanked unbanked, effectively a financial pariah
simply because you carry the wrong password? Now, people in a
foreign assignment who intend to return to the US when it's done
may put up with this somehow, although I expect to be
increasingly difficult to find candidates to take any of those
positions overseas. And once they understand the
difficulties, those who have permanently established
themselves in other countries severed, severed all ties with
the US bought property, in some cases, married and obtained,
there's this other citizen and their new domicile if they have
no intention of returning the US the burden of maintaining US
citizen is increasingly difficult to justify, you know
what you've heard us.
Go ahead. Well, I had part of this problem. Remember what
happened to me? Yeah, is I was over there. And, you know, I
left the country in the end of 1999, lived abroad. And then in
2005, I started showing up because of the MVNO payroll. And
then the IRS came into the office with their guns and said,
we've been looking for you. And it's an asset, another case of
82 Can't use Google. Yeah, I wasn't hiding or anything. And
then I am that I would I spent like you want to assist them. I
still had money. But I spent 10s and 1000s 10s of 1000s of
dollars, proving that I hadn't lived in America and I did not
have any liability because I couldn't find my report because
I have to report every year and report how much you own and
foreign companies. If you have a bank account, it was very it was
not a fun time.
Will hem goes on to say it could cost you $3,000 a year if you
when you're overseas to for the to prepare your US tax return.
And if they should fail to file one of the disclosures for say,
the account you keep at the post office to pay for your stamps
and train tickets. You can be sought for frightful penitent
penalties lined up. Sorry,
yeah, penalties. Yeah, that's what they were hammering on me.
I had the same thing. Come back
to the US. They'll throw you in the green room and the baby
arrest. Yeah.
This is very close to what happened to me. It is
transparently
gotten worse. Yeah, no, we're the bank. This letter goes on
and on. But he finishes it with if I think anybody who believes
that the US still offers the best freedom and opportunity in
the world today needs to get out more.
Well, now well. Okay.
Now along with that there's a bunch of websites because I said
what is this? I said, this is amazing, because it's doesn't
indicate any of this on the wiki page. But you can if you find a
Canadian site that talks about the fact the laws it's called
Sovereign investor. The factor law applies to every conceivable
type of offshore account or investment and in fact
blackmails foreign banks and financial companies trying to
force them for the first time to identify their American
customers to the IRS, regardless of existing financial privacy
laws. In other countries, they're just doing it by saying,
Look, we're not going to do says essentially, by the time that
requirements fully take effect in January 2013, every foreign
financial institution must enter into an information sharing
agreement with the IRS, those that don't will effectively be
barred from accessing US markets. Yeah. Because,
you know, what, where, where I think the stems from is the
screw the rich people who have their money offshore, it can
only be rich people that are doing that, where of course
there are hundreds of 1000s if not millions of expats,
who are working for this world American companies overseas.
Yeah.
And by the way, getting paid in dollars, which is not that
advantageous. Although these days is getting better.
Although it's it tends to, it tends to be by agreement, they
can be paid locally, or in dollars. I've gotten a lot of
guys who have worked overseas and they make deals. Not
if not, not me, let's put it that way. Okay, well, I was
hurting, anyway. Yeah. So no, I mean, the whole thing is this
guy, this guy who's living in Singapore, doing all his
business there, he has to renounce the citizenship. He's
called a douchebag for doing it, but he's forced to do it from
the way the way I read all this other documentation and the guy
who knows,
yeah. Now, but it's, you know, what's going on right now is, I
don't know if you've noticed,
it's what Ron Paul said the fence is designed to keep people
in.
Yeah. But just regarding Facebook briefly, and there are
so many hit jobs go I can't believe that no one is reporting
on the coverage of Facebook. Yeah, this is what's
interesting. Weird. You've got all the all the mainstream
publication just saying, well, that advertising thing don't
work. And of course, we know what doesn't work. We know
display advertising is Bogut IV, duh. But now they're all coming
out and trying to make them look bad. GM pulls their advertising.
And
it's like, yeah, by coincidence, yeah.
Yeah. How did that happen? And they didn't even spend that
much. You know, there was spending what, maybe $3 million
a year or something. And I remember, Chrysler used to be my
client, I built chrysler.com. Back in the day, and dodge.com.
And I think, yeah, those two. And we know that it doesn't
work. The way people the way advertising for automobiles
works, is you see the flashy ad and then it's like your local
dealer with his deal. That's how that's how people buy cars. They
don't look at a car and go, Wow, I need some, just some add on
some banner. No. to the to the app. Yeah, it's this this whole
thing. And that may even be some kind of pricing scam in itself.
You know, to get the pricing numbers down. Maybe the
underwriters are happy. Yeah, oh, no, man, we got a lot of
prep tonight is pricing if you don't have an IPO works. That'll
be the number that the share opens out on the stock market.
And the lower it is, with a popular IPO, the more money the
underwriters make. So it's very possible that these guys set it
all up just to let you know, hey, GM guess well, and once you
pull your advertising, so we can get go at the bottom range of
the band, as they call it, and come out really low because of
course, it's going to be a popular IPO because people are
idiots, all the dentists and Doc
by writing about this has always said this is going to be a very
popular IPO. Because you're right. It's the dentists, the
people who use Facebook or they're going to be the
investors.
Yeah, they think it's valuable. And I love it. I think you know,
the bigger the blow up of this IPO the better because
eventually people will realize it's just the internet is just a
dumb internet interface. So nothing special. You know, no
one's ever made any big money off of
people sharing stuff. I got a lie. What are the
what's the value of the like, well nothing
It sums up like however these
incredibly smart advertisers and marketers when they when the
whole idea came out of paying for likes
stupid paying for like stupid idiotic, but it really is
idiotic. But it will I'm hoping is a big success because it will
boost the economy.
Now it's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. This is this
is the
it will be I think it's gonna come out I think it's gonna go
up at least 30% On the opening. I think you're right down to
right. He's gonna make a shitload of money. And then I
think it's just gonna keep climbing until it kind of levels
off and then it'll collapse. But these guys are smart. They'll
take their they'll do what all these.com guys have done over
the years that get a color. Do oh they get a car they buy a
couple of houses in the way they do it is they go they take their
lump of you know, they say look at the stock mark. They take
their lump of stock, they take it to the bank say I want to
borrow against this collar. That's what I said the collar.
Well though there's a borrowing against this different in a
collar they're not going to sell it. These guys don't know how to
even get a collar. They're very difficult to do and you have to
know somebody that do them all right. So it's not it's not
gonna happen. And
so you just pledged some shares, and then you get a loan against
it as collateral
shares are worth so much the bank looks at dances, okay,
we're stupid, we'll give you some money. And they loaned you
the money, you buy a car and a house or two houses, and then
the stock falls through the floor and you're broke. Hey,
perfect. What happened in 99, I ran into a number of guys who
are worth $100 million one day, and because of the stupid way
they handled their money, they were literally broke.
Man broke. Alright, no, lots of guys. By the way, my buddy in
Malibu, not one of them.
You can always make money in the porn business. If you have any
chops. You can go do that and give up on the show. And then
you're going to be interviewed pretty soon to be walking around
with the open shirt and have the chains douche bag
Hold on a second. We just consider that for a moment.
I think you could go for it. I mean, no one's gonna see it that
much different.
Boy, well, anyway, I did some value for value work today. And
we'll wait until we've thanked two more producers because I
didn't know this was going to happen to kind of came at me by
surprise. But just when we had figured out the NDAA, the
National Defense Authorization Act. Turns out that was the
National Defense Authorization Act 2012. Already now in the
house, the National Defense Authorization Act 2013. Yeah. So
there's a whole new document. Yeah. Isn't it funny, and I read
it all. In You won't believe it.
Okay, I'm looking forward to that. But I do as a teaser, I do
have a clip kind of about it. Okay, what this guy Adam Smith.
Was I think it was by Adam Smith, the lone voice. He's a
Democrat. And with the name Adam Smith, which has got to be
hilarious when you're in college. Yeah. Ben was bitching
about the NDA, the parts that are onerous, to take away our
rights. And he just makes this common thinking it's actually
going to come up for an actual debate and things and things. I
mean, it just like sounds like the optimistic, you know, town
idiot, but you can play it tests that
we've developed over the course of 230 years is an enormous step
for this Congress to take. So we have to ask ourselves the
question, is it necessary? It clearly is not. We have arrested
prosecuted stopped countless terrorist attacks. Over the
course of the last eight years over 400 terrorists arrested,
convicted and imprisoned in this country, from Abdulmutallab who
was the underwear bomber, in December of 2008. He was
stopped, arrested, interrogated, prosecuted, convicted and
sentenced to life in prison. We have a justice system and a law
enforcement system in this country that is more than
adequate to meet the threat. We do not have to undermine the
constitution to do that. That will be the core of the
argument. I look forward to those who are opposed to it
arguing why that doesn't keep us safe. I think it'll be a great
debate. I'll urge people to vote for it. But I hope we'll have
that public debate on the floor tomorrow. It's an incredibly
important issue no matter which side of it you're on.
Yeah, that's going on now. Yeah, of course, do we know what's
gonna happen? It's nuts.
Do you want to let's think let's thank our producers. And then
let me just run through this document because there's a
couple of gems in here that that warrant discussion.
Okay. We do have two executive producers and two Associate
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But I didn't know we were celebrating Queen Victoria's
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Give it a try.
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from my job on Sunday. I will hear you it's time for the Black
Knight of his pitch. must donate people may laugh donating drunk
is no joke and should not be tried by anyone it takes 90% of
any bottle of 750 milliliter 40% strength for me creating the
dangers getting we I want to play left for death now
this is I tick snooker.
Wow. Anyway, I'm gonna give them a karma. Karma. Karma. Karma.
Mickey and I both agree that when you read the drunk
donations, that's when they really come to life.
You know, and I can't get a job as an actor.
No. No Rs a hooker for that matter.
Oh, what does that? Yeah, it goes without saying, by the way.
I
don't feel all that bad. You know, NPR. It was a it was
pretty funny. headline in the Washington Post? Yeah. I'll read
it to you. NPR. You ready for it? NPR sees sharp downturn in
advertising revenue. All right, leading to talk of cuts. So
now Yam is
over. Yeah, canal or now this the guy used to do Sesame
Street. He's the new CEO. He had a meeting with the NPR
employees. And He almost said that they would have to cut some
staff. But he didn't go quite that far. And you know what, why
are they why do they face higher expenses this year? Because
there they have to cover the Olympics in London. That's Bogut
of bullcrap. Tim PR doesn't have to cover the Olympics in London
to
cover the Olympics and you send some reporters stringer?
Not even that. I mean,
who cares? Yeah. What is it got to do with the public good.
So huge commercial organization. Right?
Yeah, it shouldn't even be covered at all.
So now, NBC habit? Is it NBC or ABC who has it this year? NBC,
they always have it. Anyway. So we do appreciate all the help we
can get. But obviously we'd like to have a little more value for
what we're putting into this. Otherwise, we'll just have to
turn to a life of porn.org/and A.
And also go to channel to where.com/na Devorah. I'm sorry.
Yeah, that no agenda show.no agenda show.com And no agenda
nation.com.
And there's also in the PR segment doesn't really work on
audio. Unfortunately. There's a video of see little, little no
agenda producer Damien. And it's really it's really cute. I
tweeted it the other day. And his dad videoed him while he so
you hear no agenda playing in the background with the whole
Shut up slave bit. And you see the kid listening to it. And
he's like, two or maybe three and then all of a sudden you
know I'll play it see if you can get the idea. So he's listening
to the to that segment and then all sudden he starts singing
along with it here and let's see if we can crank it up to see if
you can actually hear at home on what you need to go out and
propagate. Oops. Is that flash crashing again? Here we go. Hit
people in the mouth
shut up slave.
He says it right on cue though. And he's so cute. He's so kids.
He I'm telling you let me just indoctrinate the kids for a
second. Hey, kids go out and propagate the formula. It's real
simple. Is this. We go out for you hit people in the mouth
get ready kids. Sing along with your uncle Adam and John. Come
on, say it now.
Little Damien even had the whole Shut up sleeve thing, right?
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful America's youth. Shut
up. Shut up slaved
kids, you get used to it.
You want to do NDAA part do
ya go? Alright.
So this is harmless resolution 4310. And this, of course, is to
authorize appropriations for fiscal year 2013. From military
activities, Department of Defense. And just so you know,
in the news, what they're talking about, and this is how
all that good stuff is being covered up. President Obama, the
White House has already threatened to veto the $642
billion 2013 defense authorization bill passed last
week by the House Armed Services Committee. That doesn't mean
it's passed the house but it came out of committee, because
it spends too much on national security. So you know, they're
talking about $15 billion over five years. So it's total cover
up of the of the actual issues. So this act, of course, may be
cited as the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal
Year 2013. A couple of highlights. First of all, we're
going to get a missile defense site on the East Coast. We shall
be operational node by no later than December 31 2015. I thought
that was kind of nice. That a new a new entry in Section 222
development of advanced kill vehicle. Sounds like yeah, the
Robocop Well, let me see what it is it's this is part of the of
the East Coast missile defense system is the advanced kill
vehicle and conquer defense. I'll provide the new advanced
kill vehicle on the Standard Missile three block ay b
interceptor. And it shall have the capability of being used for
ground based Midcourse Defense programs. And of course along
that a description of the technology of and concept behind
applying the former multiple kill vehicle concept to the new
vehicle. I just like vehicle, I don't know. I just like the idea
of having one.
I like it, too. Sounds good, doesn't
it? All right, then we have and this is one of my favorites. We
will have a report no later than 180 80 days after the enactment
of this act on new directed energy weapons. I love me some
directed energy weapons. So we need for thorough assessments on
the maturity of high energy laser, high power microwave and
millimeter wave non lethal technologies that the ones they
did the body scan are exactly yeah, millimeter wave non lethal
technologies. Yeah, but they will fry you, apparently. I
mean, how does that work? The millimeter wave is not dangerous
unless they turn it up enough. I don't know. missions for which
directed energy weapons could be used to substantially enhance
the current and planned capabilities of the US military
potential for new directed energy systems to reduce
requirements for expendable air and missile defense weapons.
This is all very, very cool. And here it is we need to have a
summary of actions that the Secretary is taking to ensure
that our military will be the global leader in directed energy
capabilities and In light of this we'll have CI check it out
check it out
guys a gun nuts that's awesome. We'll have a budget has gone up
and even worse has gone up I wonder for the military is up by
8 billion. Yeah, it's unbelievable. I thought we're
supposed to be cutting out here.
Oh no no spend more so in light of the suitability of surface
ships to support a solid state laser weapon, and the Department
of Navy should be designated as the lead service for fielding a
100 to 200 kilowatt class laser to defend surface ships against
unmanned aircraft cruise missile and fast attack craft threats.
Imagine getting fried with that 100 to 200 kilowatt laser, just
cut your right in half. But in addition to that, the Air Force
will be designated as the lead service for integrating high
power microwave weapons on small air vehicles including unmanned
aircraft. We're gonna have lasers on the drones. Oh, it's
gonna be fit. It's gonna be a bonanza.
Oh, is an accident?
I'm sure your house caught on. I was sorry, sir. Okay, then we
have counter space programs. I've always told you that we're
doing stuff in space.
Yeah, you've always said this.
And now that just fun by
the way, I'm looking at this this thing this multiple kill
vehicle? Yeah, it's a it's a sad, it's like a it's like
something like you jumped on the it's on the end of the missile,
it gets fired off and it shoots out all kinds of weird shit.
It's like the it's like that Star Wars. It's like one of
those movies. It's like, like ejaculates all kinds of stuff
just shoots all kinds of stuff all over apparently
Nice. military activities in cyberspace. Congress affirms
that the SEC or defense is authorized to conduct military
activities in cyberspace, the authority, as described will be
a includes the authority to carry out a clandestine
operation in cyberspace. This is kind of new.
Not really. But it's new that they caught up. And they
codified
it and in support of the military operation pursuant to
the authorization of use of military force against a target
located outside of the United States. So they can we kind of
knew this, they can use force to defend against a cyber attack.
So if you're if you're hacking, then they take that laser on the
drone, and at your house, right, you exactly. And here, of
course, is the important bit section 1031 counterterrorism
findings on detention pursuant to the Authorization for Use of
Military Force, enacted in 2001. So this is the explanation and
recodification of the indefinite detention as codified in the
NDAA 2012. As well as being able to drone you as an American
citizen. And what they've done, John, I won't go into all the
details. But they have. They've brought in all these court
cases, including Hamdi V. Rumsfeld, where the
Authorization for Use of Military Force authorized the
president to detain certain individuals, including United
States citizen captured in Afghanistan. So this is a whole
legal document that says if you had any doubt that we have the
right to grab you and to detain you without due process, then
here is the explanation and it comes from 2004. This is the
handy V rom Rumsfeld case. Where these Bas, until the end of
hostilities, be never Yes, exactly. We understand Congress
grant of authority for the use of necessary and appropriate
force to include the authority to detain for the duration of
the relevant conflict. And our understanding is based on long
standing law of war principles. So this is Congress saying it's
okay. An enemy combatant must receive notice of the factual
basis for his classification as an enemy combatant. And a fair
opportunity to rebut the government's factual assertions
before a more after being droned. No, no. But before a
neutral decision maker, this is no Yeah, so that's not a judge.
It's like that
be decision make a neutral decision maker was he got an MBA
from Harvard?
Probably. Oh, goodness. Here we go. In 2011 with the enactment
of the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal
Year 2012, Congress and the president affirmed the authority
of the Armed Forces of the United States to detain pursuant
to the AUMF. That's the authorized use of military
force. A person who planned authorized committed or aided
the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11 2001,
or harbored those risks. answer for the attacks, or a person who
was a part of the substantially supported al Qaeda, the Taliban
or associated forces that are engaged in hostilities against
the United States or its coalition partners, including
any person who was committed a belligerent act or as directly
supporting such hostilities in aid of enemy forces. So that is
basically saying this is what we agree to the interpretation of
the detention authority. And in the NDAA, for 2012, is the same
as the interpretation used by the Obama administration is
legal filings in federal court, and by the way is nearly
identical to the interpretation used by the Bush administration.
So this is how they're going to try and get away get around
Republicans fighting against it. And there was one new term in
here at works the there was one new term and here, we just find
it because that was the one that kind of caught my eye Hold on a
second. Here we go. findings regarding habeas corpus rights.
So this is your right to due process. Congress the
right to body of evidence, your right to to prove that you did
anything. I mean, does it? Did a crime exist? Did it happen?
Well, hold on, I have a new term. it transpires that in
Article One section, you like that. That's my new term for as
it turns out, it transpires. No, it's terrible. Okay. As it turns
out, that Congress finds the following Article One, Section
nine of the Constitution states, the privilege of the writ of
habeas corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in cases
of rebellion or invasion, the public safety may require it. So
they're pulling the article one section nine card on this whole
deal.
So it's so it's defined as a rebellion, when you send Oh, I
don't know what you could even do but as probably a million
different things would say you do a blog post saying, you know,
I think that was unfair what they did to that al Qaeda guy,
you
are a rebel.
So you're now a rebel defined by definition and that they can
just grab you.
Either that or invasion? And I guess you can say that we have
we've been completely invaded by terrorists all over the place.
All according
to them. There's one under every bed. Yes. Just like it was in
the 50s. With the communists, by the way. So I think
this is a genius move. And and you know, what defines a case of
rebellion? Apparently, anything? No, but seriously, this isn't
this is important, because this is what it comes down to.
It'll be very, it'll be broad. It'll be broad brushstrokes. And
you know, the far as I can tell, Matt Drudge is in rebellion.
Yeah, we'll go pick him up.
First, they came for the Drudge Report. Well, let's just look to
see if the book of knowledge has anything case of rebellion.
Definition, or what is the definition of rebellion. Okay,
I mean, more teenagers in this country are rebellious,
descended from up here it is descend from an accepted moral
code or convention of behavior, or dress, hey, if you got your
underwear hanging out, we're going to drone you
just starting to shape up, then they're going to do that.
Anyway, the marked up pdf of House resolution 4310, you can
find the show notes at 409 or.na shownotes.com. And I
hope you enjoy reading about the space weapons, the cyberspace.
And of course, the fact that habeas corpus is now suspended.
And I think we should actually see a legal briefing and the
president should just say it, habeas corpus is suspended due
to cases of rebellions
and got the guts to say that, but he does have the guts to do
this new executive order, which I guess you looked at
the Yemen executive order. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I have a theory on
that.
Well, my only though I read it over and I said, Well, you can
explain what it is. But I was thinking it's just a cheap way
to keep people from sending money back home if they haven't
have Yemenis parents.
It's well, it's another money stealing operation. But you
know, there wasn't, there was another attack. There's this
great blog called tracking energy attacks, which is like
has my name written all over it? And in the past year, they've
had I think, 17 attacks all these attacks in Yemen, are on
gas pipelines and the liquid natural gas refineries or
storage tanks, and this has now resulted according to To think
boston.com In a drop in supplies of liquefied natural gas in the
Boston area. So I'm thinking, Is it possible that all of this,
Yemen droning and all of that that's going on and the
pipelines continuously being blown up is really just a way to
get the price of gas up so that they can finally make some money
off of all this stuff?
That's always a possibility. I think the gas price or the oil
prices are dropping like a rock. So I don't think that game is
over. Well, they may be making crank it back up, but
well, maybe, well, maybe this will help you with a clue. I
don't know anything about this. And you probably do so listen to
this report.
Helium is in short supply tonight, but there's more risk
than keeping your balloons afloat. Helium is used in MRI
scans, fiber optic cables, and wind turbines because of that.
The US senate is now considering changes to the US helium
reserve. Now,
before I play the rest of this report, what is up with helium?
Well, I
mean, for years, we were the, essentially the world you know,
some people have rare earths we have helium. We have the most
helium I think of any country. And I guess we've been using it.
Well, in 2010, there was a report that said we still have
plenty of supply for the next 25 years. Do you know what the
other two countries are that provide helium? I don't Russia
and Qatar?
Oh, really? Qatar? Yeah. I
thought that was interesting. That's weird. So is helium a
byproduct? Or is it discovered as a part of oil or gas
discovery?
I think it's part of a when you when you drill a well, I think
sometimes helium comes out. I don't know. I didn't want to
look it up. On the book of knowledge,
I had no idea that it was necessary for MRIs and oh, it's
got a
lot of uses. So of course, I balloons but blues is the best
use
of also, here's listen to the rest of this report. Of course.
Yeah, like Oh, MRIs had no idea. And of course, they're gonna go
interview a balloon guy.
Congress set low helium prices back in 1996. And that's what
created the shortage. Our Washington DC Bureau spoke to a
balloon supplier who saw costs rise 45% In the past month.
Now, what do you think the solution is for a balloon
supplier? Who can no longer afford helium?
Will they use hydrogen now? No, no, it's better than that.
So I hope that Congress can do something to help free up some
of that healing that is available for this industry
because it's going to reflect on a lot of businesses and hurt him
very badly. He said the company is looking into alternatives
like suspending balloons from the ceiling.
He's a genius. The guy's a genius. Offering now we have a
string shortage. Hey, boy, I got an idea. Let's just hang up on
the feeling it will be almost the same thing. Helium is
extracted commercially by a low temperature separation process,
and is extracted from natural gas in areas where decomposition
of thorium and uranium somehow so decaying, and it's called a
fractional distillation. You can get it and we have so much
natural gas in this country, which did kind of belies the the
shortage because, you know, there's long as I keep fracking
and finding more gas, there should be more helium. They're
just probably don't process all of it.
So you can frack for it, huh?
I mean, it's, it's a natural gas. The radiogenic helium is
trapped with natural gas. Okay, so it's
it is it could be a natural gas play somehow. We need more
balloons.
No, I know I have a bottle. I always keep a bottle of helium
in the house. And a big one big bottle really? I keep two gases
in the house. I keep the helium and argon. ARGON. Yeah, to be a
little more careful. What's argon? Argon is a is like
nitrogen. So it's another neutral gas. It's inert. But
it's stop.
I need to ask a very essential question. Yeah. Why do you have
helium and argon in the house?
Well, the helium because we do have parties once in a while.
We'd like to fill up the balloons and occasionally as
amusement will fill up a big garbage bag full of helium and
launch it quite funny that kids get a kick out of it. Yes. So we
have our God familiar with the effects. Yes. Yeah, it's very
funny. The argon is used because it's, it's a it's heavier than
air, which is why you have to be careful. And once in a while,
just there's too much jargon in the house. You can't put
yourself on a couch. By the way, if you were on Oregon, put
yourself on the couch and then kind of hanging upside down and
then exhale a lot to get that if because of Oregon gets in your
lungs. It kind of sits in there.
Where are you Just getting a high the house
Oh no no no this is for no you won't get high on Aragon you but
it's for ceiling wine if you have a big bottle of wine and
you decided that you can't drink you don't want to drink you jerk
in some helium and by the way Ridge Vineyards in California
uses I'm so not helium and argon rich vineyard uses our gun
instead of nitrogen most of the wineries when they before they
put the wine in first they evacuate the bottle with
nitrogen below the wine and then cork it and there's like a
little bit of nitrogen left but that'll leach out oxygen I'll
get into why no he fits argon. It's heavier than air so it sits
always sits on top of the liquid just sits there and it protects
it from Oxbow Do
you have an argon injection system as well?
No I don't need that just have this big thing I turn it on a
church starts blowing Oregon and I stick the bottle up against
the hole and then it fills it up. I know it sounds crazy yeah.
Just a little legal to have cost about once you get the bottle
and you and once you get the bottle and you get the valves
the valves are like 100 bucks you have test tubes at home. I
bet you do down here the valves are like 100 bucks and once you
get the valve in and the bottle then you can just swap out the
gas and it doesn't cost that much I bought a bottle of helium
is like I don't know 2030 bucks.
Fascinating. Everything's going up. Fascinating. Like gotta find
the gas place locally. It's like Saturday night at the DeVore X
Hey Kids let's go to the Gatling gun some helium and argon
a big giant bottle of helium. Do you sell me a bottle I need to
buy the container which is the bottle and you know the big
cylinder and then I need to get a valve because all the bells
are different for all the gas Yes.
Oh, I hate that when that happens. I hate it when my valve
is wrong. You're you aren't extraordinary man, John C.
Dvorak.
I thought everybody had a Bala helium in the house.
Messages clear clip.
All right, who is this liberty club talking to this week? He or
she comes with their hooves. The cloven one. clippity clop
clippity clop was nose hooves.
We're delighted to welcome ministers that are up here. I
had a wonderful
you know who she's talking to? The new
guy from France know, Stan, Stan, Stan Gao What's up their
oil?
No, of course we know Tajikistan is all up nodes gas. Tajikistan
has all the natural gas. But what was interesting is
to get some some helium out of there to cheek to cheek.
Well, there you go to jika. Stan just had an earthquake of 5.7.
And then I was like, you know, is it typical? It's a GK Stan
has an earthquake every day. It's like in the four to five
range.
All the gas from yes, you're fracking the crap out of it. But
listen, it's like suddenly contaminating everything. So
may 12 5.7, April 30th 4.0, April 30 4.0, April
27 4.6 27 4.6 27 5.0 26 4.1. I mean, April 23 4.6, in
Nevada that has this problem
places just just shaken. And it's just shaking the whole
time. So anyway, so there must be some kind of deal. And I
guess we'll find out soon whenever Lucifer clippity clop
is a hanging out with somebody, then the guy from Tajikistan.
And what are we talking about? Let's hear
and an opportunity to meet with the President, the government
about a full range of issues in our bilateral relationship, as
well as the regional issues. So I'm looking forward to the
conversation with the minister today where we can review the
progress we're making in our dialogue between our two
countries and explore other ways to deepen and broaden
it such as lying sack of crap Clinton bilateral issues to
deepen and broad you're saying absolutely nothing what all we
know, all you care about, is getting that gas out of
Tajikistan to sell to India. Everyone knows it. And then I go
look at the you know, at the at the State Department press
conference, not a single question. Not a single question
about the meeting. Yeah. Our press is so phony. So phony.
Unreal. And anyway, that's, you know, you gotta keep your eye on
clippity clop because when she's talking to somebody stuff
happens. I thought it was the earthquake, but it turns out
that's just unrelated. So it says, we're heating it up
somewhere. Something somewhere we will always heat
it up. I think by By the way, that the thing that Clintons or
Clinton Clinton Obama, Obama's executive order about Yemen was
essentially a another declaration of war.
Of course, it is a whole thing. We have boots on the ground.
We've got a combat team training in there. There's been no
declaration
this season we're gonna continue to do and why do we have such a
such a? So many of them all? I mean, there's been hellos like
we're just attacking everybody. Hello, we
know the list we need. Lebanon still hasn't happened was Yemen
was Yemen on the list. You have that clip.
I can listen to it.
Let's say about 10 days, went through the Pentagon. And yeah,
this is Wesley
Clark is important. Let's take off the list again, because I
keep forgetting who we should write the list down maybe.
I saw Secretary Rumsfeld and, and Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz,
I went downstairs just say hello to some of the people on the
joint staff who used to work for me and one of the generals call
me and he said, Sir, you got to come in, you got to come in and
talk to me a second. I said, Well, you're too busy. He said,
No, no. He says, we've made the decision. We're going to war
with Iraq. This was on or about the 20th of September.
I notice he says Iraq correctly. By the way. That's of note, I
said, we're going to say Iraq now or with Iraq. Why? He said,
I don't know. He said, I guess they don't know what else to do.
So I said, Well, do they find some information collect
connecting Saddam to al Qaeda? And he said, No, no, it's just
there's nothing new that way. They just made the decision to
go to war with Iraq. He said, I guess it's like, we don't know
what to do about terrorists. But we got a good military, and we
can take down governments. And he said, I guess if the only
tool you have is a hammer, every problem has to look like a nail.
So I came back to see him a few weeks later. And by that time,
we were bombing in Afghanistan. I said, Are we still going to
war with Iraq? And he said, Oh, it's worse than that. He said,
He reached over on his desk, he picked up a piece of paper. He
said, I just he said I just got this down from upstairs, meaning
the Secretary of Defense's office today and he said this a
memo that describes how we're gonna take out seven countries
in five years since
write them down. John, we write them down, please. Yeah, right
now,
starting with Iraq, and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia,
Sudan and finishing off Iran. No, there's
no Yemen on the list. No. Interesting. But Lebanon is on
the list.
Yeah, yeah, that's that's good. Right now. It looks like that's
gonna bust bust up shortly. That's all we got. Syria,
Lebanon, Somalia, Sudan,
Iraq, Iraq. And did he say Iran?
I don't know. He said something begins with Iran. Iran. He ran.
He said Iran didn't say, Iran. He's
still ear Iran. Yeah. Okay. He
used the code. Iran, Iran instead of Iran. Well,
we're kind of we're getting closer to Iran. Iran. Excuse me.
The Fantastic. Highly rated
I'm only counting six. What did I miss? Syria, Lebanon, Somalia,
Sudan, Iraq and Iran. That's 123456 What's the seventh?
What'd I miss?
I got rid of the clip already.
Mm hmm. Maybe someone in the chatroom knows.
So cares. So
play the clip again someday.
So before I get into the into the report of by Erin Burnett
about Iran. Yes, Iran. I'd like to read to you the latest
ratings numbers from CNN. This is you know, we had sweeps week.
Well, geez, you're ready for this? Poor bastard. This is
great. Let's see I mentioned something before we do that
because I know how he's gonna come out. The irony here is that
is that murder? I won't watch this. There was a very good
documentary on Rupert Murdoch, very good. And it says
apparently he was going he was just one inch away from buying
CNN. But Turner. You know, Turner, Ted Turner the Grump. He
refused. I was horrible idea to sell it to him. And he said he
made sure that the Time Warner deal went through so Time Warner
ended up with it. And that's when Murdoch said, Well screw
it. I'll just start my own cable network. He already had Fox on
TV and see what happens. And I might go on.
I'll give you two ratings numbers. These are the prime
time sweeps rating numbers from CNN, Anderson Cooper's ac 360.
How many viewers do you think between eight and 10pm?
I would say 400,000 90,000.
What? Now, Piers more on tonight. In the so we're talking
demo now. numbers here. So that's between 25 and 54. And
there's really nothing else outside of that even matters.
How many viewers do you believe in the primetime sweeps week?
Watched piers more on tonight?
Well, if ac 360 was 90,000, and I would have to say he has to be
at 50 39,000.
Wow. We have more listeners than that.
Barely, but I think so. So all of a sudden, I'm not too worried
about him calling the What's his face and MTV legend? Because no
one heard it.
They have 39,000 people did, but they probably weren't asleep. Or
numbers?
No, do you need that it's that bad doesn't matter. But of
course, they make 48 cents from each cable subscriber. So that's
how they're making their money. Erin Burnett, lays it on and
listen carefully. And then tell me what you saw on the screen
when she brought us this report on indications
of possible nuclear weapons development. Indications like
this picture from the Associated Press in today's Washington
Post. Now, let me just explain exactly what you're looking at
here. Because I looked at this and said, What is this something
that could be in my backyard. It's a drawing of what's
believed to be a nuclear explosion containment chamber
hidden at a secret Iranian military base, perhaps near a
site called parchment, that the government in Iran has refused
weapons inspectors access to experts say a chamber like this
is what you use to test a nuclear weapon. And we talked to
them they confirmed that important to say, though, that
this, this picture is not a picture that we have confirmed
the authenticity of.
So what do you think that picture was?
Well, it was obviously some sort of, I have no idea was a
drawing it was a drawing was a draw. Drawing. It was like a
big, circular drum.
He was would be a photograph. She even says this is a drawing
raus something claim that Iran got a drawing
I tell you, since you're here, say it. And the goddess, got it
from the Associated Press,
possible nuclear weapons development. Indications like
this picture from the Associated Press and today's Washington
nature. Listen in 10 posts. Now, let me just explain exactly what
you're looking at here. Because I looked at this and said, What
is this something that could be in my backyard? It's a drawing
of what's believed to be and
it's a drawing of what's believed to be as you got it
from Associated Press must be true.
Unbelievable. That's hilarious.
Drawing very afraid. They've got drawings. They got drawings.
It's apparently if you
can't test one of these bonds without shaking every
seismograph in the world, and it has a very distinctive look. And
everyone knows what happened.
And it looks like a just a big oil drum with a door. Yes.
It's actually a barbecue. No, it's
a mulching bin. It looked like more like one of those compost
bins.
It's a compost bin. Yeah. Compost Bin.
I'll tell you one thing though. That is pathetic. All the people
that I met with in LA, you know, some friends and stuff and
hanging out. They're so oblivious. They have no they
have no idea what's going on. Like, Hey, man, who you think
you're going to vote for? We think we should vote for Obama
because he'll be lenient on the porn industry.
porn, buddy, that's what happens. Do you forget that
business?
Yeah, totally. No Roboto touch with reality and take it from
me. Romney is not going to be any better for your business.
But he's a crazy Mormon. Okay. This is how people think in
America so Doom No no, we've we've lost it we've lost it so
doomed I you So you sent out to us for this
humor show we do I don't know what people can get by
with entertainment, this entertainment program.
I get a note from somebody saying you know, it's so
depressing to do what you guys talk about but the way you
handle it is just at least we come away with kind of a laugh
about it. We get the laugh about course you got to laugh
about it. Now I got I'd say easily 50 emails, all with
varying points about our gay gait conversation, and about
rights and privileges. And actually, I got one beautiful
PDF, which I've put in the show notes for Oh 09 dot n a show
notes.com from Dr. Jones, Ph. D. J. D. And, and he took five
pages and explains it. Here's an essay on rights, privileges and
the problematics of marriage under American common law. It's
a very Very thoughtful piece. He is a judicial, he has a judicial
degree. He's a PhD, Dr. Jones, and he listens to our show. And
I thought and he's marked up with links and says, please post
this because I think it's a real, you know, it's a legal
perspective of what we're talking about. So have a look at
that in the show notes. But then I got a lot of other interesting
emails. And I'd like to share a couple of points from Sir Jim
from Boston. Now we met Sir Jim, on our Hot Pockets tour. And he
says in this are Jim is married. Is he married? Can you get
married in Massachusetts? Yeah, you can get married, right?
Yeah. Massachusetts is one of the places so he's, by the way,
it's Massachusetts. Nuts. Yes,
Massachusetts. So he's married to his, his husband. And he says
here is what he wants is equal treatment under the law. And
that that made some sense to me. He says the issue is, and I'll
tell you why, why it's so problematic. Because when I read
this list, I'm like, Oh, now I know why the government doesn't
want to give you equal treatment under the law. Some equal
treatment under the law, I would like to claim include filing
federal income taxes as married rather than single because I'm
working in my partner is retired, my taxes are 1000s of
dollars higher each year, than they would be if we could file
jointly. Okay, that makes sense. Passing on higher social
security income benefit to my partner in the event, I die
before him. So of course, he can't do that. And that's
because of the Defense of Marriage Act, passing on my
estate to my partner with him having to pay inheritance taxes
as if he were a stranger. Again, the defensive Marriage Act
prohibits federal tax laws from recognizing the marriage
exemption exemptions in the estate tax. Next one tax
exemption for the cost of paying the premium for my retired
partner's health insurance, he's not old enough to qualify for
Medicare. If my partner were my wife, my premiums and the
company's matching premiums for her health insurance would be
tax free. But because of DOMA, the cost of his premium and my
company matching premiums are taxable. This alone adds about
$2,000 in federal taxes. So when I saw this list, I'm like, Well,
dude, everything you're asking for is going to cost the
government money. Of course, no wonder they don't want to give
it to
kick out of it. You have to say there was some there was a funny
Bill Maher show, because he had two Republicans he had he had
Hoover, Margaret Hoover, the, you know, the granddaughter of
Herbert Hoover, who was on the Fox all time, and Grover
Norquist. And I have to say there was a logic to somebody
who called Grover Norquist out saying, Why are you guys against
gay marriage, if you always will keep wanting to lower taxes?
Because this will do it? They didn't really have an answer to
that. Really? Yeah. Because it caught him off guard. Nobody
thought in those terms. They're just against, you know,
whatever, gay marriage for whatever reason, but but they
but it would actually lower taxes for these people.
Well, that's the whole problem. That's why the government
doesn't want to do it. It'd be it'd be billions in revenue.
They don't want to lower taxes.
Anyway, so very, very, very interesting. And then you send
out, which I did. I mean, we would have had like no money, if
I guess if you hadn't sent out your newsletter yesterday. And
this was about the news week, which I picked up a copy of the
news week.
Oh, you gave a copy? Yes, I do. I'll mention about two, I wanted
to get one where a press electable.
President Obama is on the front page, with the headline, the
first gay president, you want to talk about what you wrote in
your for those of you who don't subscribe to the
to the newsletter, you don't get the newsletter, you kind of
missing out because some of these things we're not going to
talk about on the show. But the idea, I tracked down the genesis
of this, and I'm now convinced it is a cabal of Hillary Clinton
lovers, and it's very good. It was very carefully outlined in
this lengthy newsletter. The three people involved and I
wouldn't include Andrew Sullivan in that it was a gay Republican
or was I think he's an independent now. They were the
ones who decided on this cover line is gay and I think is they
were leaking. I think they're leaking this, the rumors that
are going around, which I linked to about Obama actually being on
the down low or a guy was bisexual, possibly. And this has
actually gotten worse. And by the way, that it's to inject
into the debate the possibility that he's gay, which will make
the black community turn on he's got to me. So you're
so you're saying. So you're saying that this Newsweek
article was meant to hurt the president?
Yeah. Oh, I think it was meant to hurt him. So Hillary has a
last ditch shot. Oh, we've heard you. We fact we had a clip about
how Bill wants to, you know, still says she might should
maybe think about running in 2012. And we've talked about
this on the show forever. And so I think it was it was a hit
shot. Because if you look at the people involved, they're all
Hillary people saying chili SF review Sullivan, you don't know
what the heck he's doing. But they gave him the article to
write. And the whole thing is a scam. And so that, so to make it
worse, the most recent thing that's happened and people can
get that if they ever get the newsletter, they can read all
the details. There's a lot in there they can Is that what
happened on Erin Burnett Show about the Obama is the first
female president, which just makes this even worse, because
now he's being portrayed as a woman, which is I mean, this
whole thing is this is piling on. And I would say that since
one of the women on the at the Newsweek is within the Council
of Foreign Relations, and she's got a weird background. And then
so does Erin Burnett. And so I have these two clips. I got to
first play Obama, the first female President Aaron, by the
way cannot keep a straight face while she's doing this piece.
Our second story out prime President Obama nine points over
Mitt Romney among women voters. This is according to the latest
Gallup poll. And you may remember last night, we were
talking about the CBS New York Times poll which had showed
Romney up by three points among women, which was within the
margin of error, but still surprised both the people on the
left and the right on the panel. They didn't think it would quite
be that way. And it is right now nine points in the President's
favor, according to Gallup. But does that mean he's the first
female president? i You say what are you crazy? Well, I'm not the
one who said this. This is what an op ed in The Washington Post
said the president is as he launched a major new appeal to
those coveted women voters. Referring to the President's
commencement speech at the all female Barnard College in a
Milbank writes, say the first female president was the
deadline and it said Monday's activities veered into pandering
as Obama brazenly flaunted his feminine mystique, something
about it. It's just I don't know his feminine mystique. Okay.
Obama also appeared on The View today, where he talked about
getting teased by the First Lady and coaching his daughter's
basketball team.
Now, before you continue with that, John, I didn't want to say
there is a possible other explanation for what's going on
here. Because I think you even mentioned the newsletter, Austin
report had a whole insider related story about how this
woman had seen what she believes President Obama having before he
was President for his president when he even before it was
Senator, I guess, having gay sex, and she got killed. And of
course, as tons of rumors, we've got Larry Sinclair, we've got,
you know, two of his former so called former lovers in the
Jeremiah Wright church who were also killed. And there was an of
course, there's always been rumors about Rahm Emanuel. It's
possible that this is all to build up a huge cover. So that
when someone else comes out saying something, perhaps
credible, that they'll say, yeah, it's just another one of
these nut jobs. You know, this is just, you know, the President
comes out and does something humanitarian something really
nice. And they get all these wackos coming out of the out of
the bushes.
I liked that. I liked that a lot. But I think it may be too
complex. I mean, it's it's dull, maybe
maybe? Well, we'll have to see if someone comes out and says
something really nutty.
You don't have to be good. But they've already the setup is
there. And I think it's it's already done. I think I like
your theory, but I think the damage has been done in the game
in that the gay community, the gay community. I mean, their
original thesis was a just a, and which is the fact that gays
have been throwing money at Obama now. And I think we just a
money grab it at first, but it's hurt him in the black community.
And it's going to result in a lower turnout at the polls
because blacks aren't going to vote for Romney ever. No. And so
they're 95% for Obama, because he's black. Just that simple.
And but it's 95% and somebody I think it was one Williams on one
of those shows, you're still going to be 95% of the black
vote is gonna go to Obama but the black vote is going to be
down much lower. Because people aren't going to go vote at all
they're going to which is a very common thing in the United
States. You know, people just don't vote when they think both
candidates suck cat
room reminds me of Reggie Love, by the way
that Reggie Love, right, which somebody says couple people send
us notes on that now. So So anyways, something's amiss. And
but the one thing that was kind of maybe a little bit off topic,
but the second half of this clip, which is another the
second clip, the first one should be done. I it was just
annoying to me. And I'm just gonna say this. I know you're
gonna hate me to even bring this up. But I am not. But play the
second clip, and I'll tell you what my pet peeve is we're
celebrating
40 years of Title Nine. And it shows when girls are given the
opportunity and they're competing and they're working as
a team. It makes them stronger and makes them more confident.
It was one of the great things that's happened during the
course of my lifetime is women's sports, becoming Just as
important
so he's on the view. Let me just say the title nine is a law that
was passed by some 80. I think it was Bill Clinton, I'm not
sure. That makes it. So if you have a football team at a major
college university, it has this big stadium, if you ever
noticed, and you spend like millions and millions of dollars
on the football team, you have to spend the same amount of
money on women's sports, which nobody cares about, except to
women playing the sports, and they'll still be playing to
sports without the money. They like to play sports. Everybody
does. But nobody's gonna go pack the auditorium at a basketball
court to watch women's basketball. They get you know,
10% of the places full. And so this whole thing is galling to
me, and then to cater to it. For a guy who's supposedly like
sports is ridiculous as he watched women's basketball I
doubt it. Anyway, that's it. I'm done. John Cena borax diva of
the day.
I did have one other we had a nice dinner with our lesbian or
Jewish lesbian power couple of friends. Oh, yeah. And and of
course all of this came up and and there are students of the
actually they're friends with head builders and who's the
Somalia chick? Ayaan Hirsi Ali. You know the she's the big
activist in Holland. She she got kind of booted out of the
country because she was saying, Hey, man, this Islam is no good.
And she was Jen. Her genitals were mutilated as a Muslim girl,
right click direct to me. Yes. Exactly. And, and so, you know,
we're talking about all this and, and they said a couple of
very interesting things. I said, you know, Hillary Clinton is
evil. I'm like, wait a minute, isn't she on your team says Oh,
yeah. Said and she's using our team. The LGBT See, remember see
is for curious, like me, LGBT see rights in order to shepherd
in Sharia law. And I'm like, what? God, yeah. And they end
according to them. The all the, the, the advisors to the State
Department and Obama. They say there's just tons and tons of
pro Sharia law advisors. And they gave me like, some
propaganda, like some booklets, which like it's almost like
underground, anti Nazi stuff. It's crazy. From the freedom
Institute and David Horowitz and, and all these little
booklets, and I'm reading them. And you know, they're like, how
the word Islamophobia is now entering and we talked about
this, how the word Islamophobia is being used to further the
agenda of Sharia law. Because, of course, when you put phobia
behind something, and someone else pointed this out to me with
homophobia, you have an irrational fear to the saying,
Oh, you're an Islamophobe. So it's irrational. But meanwhile,
they claim that the real mission is to shepherd in bits and
pieces of Sharia law into the American judicial system. With
fascinating discussion, and it's all being done under the
political correctness of let's be sensitive to LBG LGBT sea
rights.
Hmm. Well, that'll be worth following.
Well, you know, they're gonna they're lovely, lovely women. I
mean, they are a true power couple. And it's interesting now
that combination to be the Jewish lesbian power couple
because they traveling like no. Opera
board of directors. This This must be a point of discussion
amongst their milieu. Big
time, big time. Yeah. So I'm going to read all the propaganda
Speaking of which, John, you know what else I read? One of
our producers, I can't remember someone said to me, you have to
watch this documentary. It's a German documentary called the
net. And the net is reading here from the description,
fascinating German documentary exploring the bizarre life story
of Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber. And so I watched 15 minutes,
it's like an hour and a half, or it's 15 minutes, like, Oh, my
God, I've got to go read his manifesto. Remember, we were
talking about the Unabomber, and how the manifesto got got
published. And then his brother saw some words recognize the
night. Have you ever read his manifesto? You know,
I think I may have read part of it. But it's like the kind of
thing you read that this kind of thinking is around. Burke has
always been around Berkeley. And so I and I didn't read it for a
while. I haven't read it since we started doing the show. So
I'm sure my attitude would be a little different. But well, you
know, what was in there that you think is interesting. He's
basically
saying pretty much the same thing about political
correctness that Breivik was saying and all these people are
saying, but he takes it a step further. He says, technology is
going to imprison us. It's not going to set us free. And in a
moment, yeah, we
discussed this. That's what Bill Gates. Yeah. Yeah, about
software will be its pets. Right.
Well, yeah. But in hindsight, we and it's not it's not a long
manifesto. It's like 50 pages or so. In hindsight, because this
was written in what 95? I don't remember, I think I think it was
94. I can
check that look out check it on the book and knowledge.
When you it's all about leftism, and he starts off by saying, let
me just find the relevant passage. He said, when someone
interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said about him,
or about groups which with wit, with whom he identifies, we
conclude that he has inferiority feelings, or low self esteem
this 1090 95 The manifesto,
this tendency is pronounced among minority rights advocates
whether or not they belong to minority groups whose rights
they defend. They are hypersensitive about the words
used to designate minorities now listen to this, the terms Negro
oriental handicapped or chick, for an African and Asian a
disabled person or a woman originally had no derogatory
connotation, broad and chick were merely the feminine
equivalents of guy, dude or fellow. The negative
connotations had been attached to these terms by the activist
themselves. Some animal rights advocates have gone so far as to
reject the word pet, and insist on its replacement by animal
companion. And so he goes on to explain how he feels that this
extreme leftism, which I think we're seeing is, is bad for the
development of society. And he was he was a mathematician,
right. And you and you will just bring it back to your thesis
that this is all a an attack on free speech. Yes, exactly. At
the base, the base,
the base level, it's all an attack on free speech until you
basically you're in a prison, you can't say anything anymore.
Right? And it can't be you can't be critical. And while of
course, I cannot condone how he what he did to get this
manifesto published, because this is kind of, you know,
beginning of internet days, no one was really on it. He says,
you know, we need a revolution and does not have to be with
bloodshed. We had to kill people, the freedom club. We had
to kill people in order to get our manifesto published. Sorry
about that. But I'm so fascinated by someone who has
the capability to look so far into the future and possibly be
correct about how technology is really not setting us free but
making enslaving us and to see that it can go to such a degree
and be so bad that he feels he has to kill people to make his
point. I'm fascinated by that.
You know, I'm in agreement with the technology issue in fact, I
have advocated and people can vouch for me although of this
ludicrous but I've advocated just shutting down the internet
I think should be shut down.
I'm you know, I'm starting to think it's not a bad idea. Shut
it down. Shut it shut it down. Yeah, look
at all the problems it's causing.
I mean, just you know, I was in line for the humiliation tunnel
at LAX. Oh, yeah. How did that go? On the way out we got
magnetometer. That's nice. We got lucky on the way back. It
was only one tunnel and they had a magnetometer and they had the
backscatter the the one that they just crank up
and X ray machine. Yeah.
So Mickey says I'm opting out. And I'm right behind it. Yeah,
I'm opting out to Dallas. And then someone gets shuttled right
through the magnetometer. And Mickey bless her heart, says
Hey, you didn't have to go through the scanner, you guys
and the guy literally said I didn't see that. But you just
went through the magnetometer. No, I didn't see no one go
through there.
Okay, you ran into a lying sack of crap.
Unbelievable.
They're fine government worker so we
yeah, we got we got a little pat down. Little pat down. So you're
opting out of the scanner.
When he said he just got a conversation about it. Yeah,
the start Are you opting out of the scanner and now they have
someone Someone has to watch when you do it. They have to
have one guy you do what So one guy
is is down the other ones watching? Yeah, that's sick
and make Yeah, well. That's the Benny's of the job. I guess one
guy has to make sure that you know you're offered all the
you're offered the opportunity to have a private screening.
Did you tell him to Positano all goes through one of those
machines? Why should you
know I'm done? In the same thing I said, when when you're allowed
to wear a dosimeter always a good one to I'll go through
what? And they're so dense. Yeah, they don't even know.
dosimeter is no. Now, does this TED speech somehow fit into this
whole political correctness thing? Yeah, totally. Tell me
about it.
Well, it well, it doesn't. It's actually, they'll get the Teddy
egg. There's a TEDx speech that has been and I think I have it
on the blog, I sent you a, there's links in the show notes
under a cultural Marxism. It one of the guys came and gave a
speech at TEDx, which was censored and removed from view.
So you can't watch it. And essentially, the guy said that
it's actually not as much political correctness as it is
anti banking. And they said it was because it was pro
Republican or something I couldn't I read the whole thing.
And I didn't see anything in there that was even political,
to be honest about it. But he says that his argument is that
big business and small business, neither one of them are the
people that create jobs. This doesn't create jobs. It's just a
It's a chicken and egg phenomenon. But he knows which
words where it's really where it's really functional, which is
in the middle classes is the large middle class, when they
get a bunch of money, they spend it, and they force people to
crank up production, so they can sell them the products that they
want. And then just because of the nature of a capitalist
business, they you know, they keep they can't make enough of
it knowing they can make more money, they'll start hiring
people, because they have to not because they want to, or because
they're job creators, it's because the middle class has got
a huge demand. And they're demanding stuff. And the other
big, that's the big consumer group in the world is this group
of people with a lot of, you know, income, that they can drop
on crap. And so that's where the money should have gone instead
of to the bankers, because that would have cranked the economy
back up and gotten a lot of full time jobs. But they've
essentially gone out of their way to shrink the middle class.
And there's a lot of charts out there, by the way, that shows
the middle classes down to really like 45% of the public,
as opposed to the normal 65.
Where are we on that chart? Apparently,
we were in the lower the bottom class. But anyway, the point is,
is that he that's all the speech was about his very simple and it
was, I guess, politically incorrect, because it wasn't
following some precepts of what we can actually talk about. And
in fact, is one of the famous things ever, so I would say
yeah, if you want to put political correctness on it,
it's really pathetic, because there was no reason to kill this
speech, you could let it slide and been in the in the video
queue and deal with it. Oh, yeah. Makes sense. And that
would be that now it's getting attention.
I think I gotta write me a manifesto. And I think you
already have. I have not. I just remembered something. Wow. This
is very personal. Now, I'm going to tell you something on the
personal limit tell you right now, but it's relevant to the
conversation. So I was out with my buddy, Dr. Ryan, and he has
one of these boat memberships on Lake Austin. So you can you
know, it's a it's like a timeshare.
Yeah, it's like a drinking club. Yeah, well, yeah. So
you get a boat, you get a nice speed boat, and you go out on
the lake and you drink some beers, and you come back. And so
we've gone out, we've gone swimming. And and my first of
all, because I'm sitting on my ass all the time, it's always a
problem. But the wet bathing suit when that was steering the
boat, you know, I don't know, we're doing 40 miles an hour or
whatever, you know, racing along, you know, over the waves
and it's choppy. And so my bathing suit is rubbing into my
loin, you know, right there by your groin area. And so it
became irritated. And, and I've had this before, and so it's
kind of a sensitive area for me, and then it becomes essentially
infected under the skin. Right? And I've learned from previous
experience, the only thing that helps is if you take some cotton
and you put it in what's the what's the salt? That helped me
out here?
I have no idea what you're talking about. But go on. Well,
what
are those cells cheap Salt, salt, Epsom Epsom salt. Thank
you, okay. So you dilute it Epson
Epsom salt Epsom. And so if you put a dip a couple cotton pads
in that and then you put it it's important and then you put your
pull your your underwear on, because of course you know when
I'm about to travel on the plane, then the underwear it's
going to ride up and it's going to cut in and eventually it can
become like a boil and bursts. You
got to be really careful. Get different underwear, but go on.
I'm still wearing the hemos but this is just because it got
really irritated. I just realized on the way back. I had
like three cotton pads jammed up there in my crotch and they
didn't detect it on the pat down.
Oh, you still had Oh, that's interesting. I couldn't crotch
bomb
that could have been an underwear bomb. and they didn't
even take it. How lame is that?
It's lame.
I'm just saying. And I said it.
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so just a quick couple of clips before we
go to our donation segment. Yeah. Tell me what's wrong with
this. If you listen to this clip from Ed Schultz, tell me what
you think this kind of like the way the way he words things, you
know, Ed Schultz, the crummy guy on this guy's ratings must have
been a dynamite like 25,000. But tell me where he's the way he
words things. It's not kind of especially the way he puts it.
It's not kind of a little weird
and find workers in the workplace who are basically
getting screwed that oh Riley the next time you get on an
airplane as I got one on this morning from New York to
Washington, I thought about the flight attendants.
Right as I got one on the flight attendants. What does that mean
to you? Well, he said short clip play it again.
I kind of like that as I got one on as I'm rubbing one out over
here. I was thinking about the flight attendants. Oh mom, here
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and find workers in the workplace who were basically
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as I got one on this morning from New York to Washington. I
thought about the flight
attendant. Yeah, that's a Freudian slip.
And he starts with the word screwed. They're getting
screwed. I got one on over the flight attendants said
these guys are all pedo bears man that think about nothing
else.
Well, the flight attendants aren't girls so it's not the
case. Some of them could be one other thing well, I'll do this
on the after the break. There's a couple of things here that
came out. I just want other like light peace. I got this Chris.
Chris Matthews actually admitting to not being fair.
Even his time running the Olympics in Salt Lake but let's
be very, I don't want to say let's be fair.
I didn't hear I didn't
let's be fair. Wait, I don't want to say let's be fair.
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And this is why we think the mainstream media stinks. Yeah,
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my mind just point out he does this the day after his breakfast
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I guess it did work. Okay. That's what I do when I did.
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Maybe it's all that time he spent in Paris drinking French
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you know, we get all kudos you know great information you're
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if we're boring the public Well, something we more I think is
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1000 pounds that is not enough because this lets
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up so
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I thought that truck of yours had enough of the big engine
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that you have that's the problem the way I see it so you're gonna
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and forwards to the Facebook page. She lives on Facebook
is facebook thing has got to end I will eventually so what is it
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ITM ITM dot I m so it's in morning.in Morning.
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I thought you said 209.
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show up here? Channel fourteen.com/news. Why the
Richter scale is no more
your does something wrong?
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what it is. I'm telling you what happened because it's a new URL
out tour anymore. How does that work? It's a URL shortener. It's
for type it into the URL shortener I typed in.
No, I understand. But that's probably a URL that was
shortened dawg. I see Oh, light ball below.
Why should I consult the book of knowledge that makes no sense.
The moment magnitude scale is much more useful than the
Richter the MO is called the moment Yeah,
yeah. You know about that. Anyway, I'd like to point out
that as, as NPR is advertising revenue has dropped because
they're so stupid. And so Bogut is now the FCC has adopted
notice of proposal that will allow them to alter their normal
programming so that they can do fundraisers for third party
nonprofit groups. What Yes, to all these Bogot of the 501 C
three corpse that we are always the world's highlighting. Now
NPR will be allowed to do fundraising for them. So if
you're gonna give your money to any broadcasting outfit, give it
to us. This is crazy. Yeah.
Liberating well, they're still asking people to give them
money.
Yeah, and you get a tote bag like like you actually like
you're doing something I know. It's of course it's crazy.
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All right. Mrs. Gosh, go please step forward. I know that never
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At any rate, we welcome you to the very prestigious club and
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we're ending that at the end of this year. I did get a
recommendation John as someone said we might want to consider
belt buckles as a new premium
and then what are the women going to get a belt buckle Yeah,
I'm sure that's what they want. They'll put it on the list of
things to consider Marcos look pretty
hot on chicks
are two heads on they're
looking in are like looking down? I do looking down
let me go back to a bad day. Sorry I'm getting distracted
here but I gotta go back to this. This moment magnitude
scale which is also called Local mag
we've done this a million times it's nothing no
but this is different. This is about other stuff going on here.
I want to read this says booty call local magnitude scale but
when you put it on the thing you get to put M L how's that M L
bike magnitude locals what that means and then at the end of
this it says the formula for magnets for moment. Wave with
BMW this whole thing is confusing. was M W. I don't
know. Anyway, what they say at the end is that the two scales,
the old scale and the new scale are adjusted. So the two numbers
roughly correspond. So what's the point?
It's bullcrap.
There's something up with this? Well, we've
known that for years. And we I know, last time I read about I
get irked. So I've been tracking the pharmaceutical industry. And
they're, well, there's a couple of things going on. But it's
obvious that now that we already know that all of the big pharma
companies want to push people towards vaccines. There's really
an unhealthy push towards giving people medication in general,
who are just not sick. The just not sick. And the latest is a
report from the BBC. And I'm amazed that the BBC broadcast
this stuff, Thought for the Day at six minutes.
More people should be prescribed statins to prevent heart attacks
and strokes. That's the finding of research published in The
Lancet,
the Lancet, by the way, the Lancet. Yeah, this is the one
that they blindly rely on the Lancet,
scientists looked back at previous studies and concluded
that 2000 lives could be saved every year, if more people were
given the drugs, which lower cholesterol. Professor Colin
bagent is a consultant in public health at Oxford University and
one of those behind this latest study in his own studio. Good
morning, morning. And now, doctors, up until now have been
reluctant to prescribe statins for people who don't have high
cholesterol, not least because they are cholesterol lowering
drugs, and also because of the risks or the risks that had
fears that have risks that have been associated with them.
That's right. To some extent, we've had great success in
reducing the risk of heart attacks and strokes over the
last few decades. But the problem we still have is that
over half of heart attacks and strokes come out of the blue and
people who previously healthy had no problems. So if we're
going to have some impact on that, we've got to consider
offering treatments to healthy people.
I remind you that Lipitor,
cut that little piece off at the end, to consider treatments for
healthy
treatment for healthy gall. And this, of course, is mainly for
Lipitor, which has gone out of patent so that you know, it's
just like, how can we sell this? I know, let's get a bunch of
guys at the lancet to say that, you know, we should give it to
you. If you don't have any cholesterol issues. You don't
have high blood pressure. And that's not the only one that I
found Alzheimer's. Here we go ladies and gentlemen, a in a
clinical trial that could lead to treatments that prevent
Alzheimer's people who are genetically guaranteed to
develop the disease, but do not have any symptoms will for the
first time be given a drug intended to stop it. Federal
officials announced on Tuesday, the FDA is funding this clinical
trial genetically guaranteed genetically guaranteed it's
being funded by Sebelius of the Health and Human Services and
Genentech this genetic stuff Oh, we got to be so careful with
this before you know it is me like Congratulations, Mrs.
Walker. It's a boy Oh, I'm sorry. We just has his genetics
and he's gonna be a terrorist so why don't we just chop his head
off now? This is Oh yeah, this is very very we got to be very
and by the way, Unabomber warned for this. Then this other thing,
and this one irked me because I saw the story highlighted I'm of
all programs. Morning, Joe. Morning, Joe. And you know what
morning? Who sponsors Morning Joe?
I don't know. I never watched Morning Joe Starbucks. Oh, well,
of course. Because Joe I get it. I get it.
Big Story. Ladies and gentlemen. Big story.
I saw this story came across huh? No, caffeine is
great for coffee helps fight disease. That's right. Yeah.
coffee drinking linked to longer life. So you know, there's all
this stuff on and on. I'm like, let me just find the box. Let me
find the actual study. And the study was done by the New
England Journal of Medicine, which is a respectable outfit, I
think. And I looked at all the disclaimer forms no one Do they
unless they're lying. Everyone on the study has no incentive to
lie about this. But here's the conclusion that this story is
now based on. In this large prospective study, coffee
consumption was inversely associated with total and cause
specific mortality. Whether this was a casual or associate or
association. associational finding cannot be determined
from our data. In other words,
they don't know anything. They don't know what A thing is just
like so how do you come up with the other conclusion? How does
that work?
When people because the coffee I'm gonna have you looked at
Coffee futures Did anything happen? Take a look at the
chart. And look, something must have happened.
I don't think so the Starbucks wanting to sell more coffee. But
the as the Starbucks is behind it, you're right. I think you
hit it accidentally at the beginning.
I don't know if they're behind it, but they're using it. But
why wouldn't they be? Well, because what I would be doing,
I'd be doing pumping. Starbucks is gonna promote coffee.
Yeah, I know that. But this study is like, there's nothing
there. It's like, so people who drank coffee didn't necessarily
die earlier or faster. That's their conclusion. Yeah. You
know, people who pick their nose. I mean, it could be
anything you want. In fact, we should we should do that. study
those. Those pictures a long length. Yeah, if you pick your
nose you live longer. That's exactly they also
found out that if you pick it in public, you live longer, so we
recommend it.
And then we have on the HPV front in Australia now. They've
had Here we go. 720 girls received the cervical cancer
vaccine and a Metropolitan School in Melbourne. 26 Girls
reported symptoms including dizziness, weakness,
palpitations, and tics. And of course, immediately everyone
comes out Dr. Buttery. That's a great name. My name is Dr.
Buttery. This is conversion disorder. We already know that
from American test. It's mass hysteria caused by social
networking. That is now the meme that is cemented forever. Now
tuberculosis go yes. Teenager died of tuberculosis after a
string of doctors failed to spot condition. One even branded her
lovesick. This is a good one. So Alina Ciroc died after a GP
allegedly advised her that she had a mental health problem of
love sickness,
where it was this in the UK.
And then in California, health officials arrested Armando
Rodriguez of Stockton because he had active pulmonary turbocad
tuberculosis and did not take his meds. No. Yeah. Is
apparently as it turns out. The Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention said laws to control the spread the spread of
tuberculosis have been in use for more than a century.
Only reasonably enforced. Now THAT GUY Yeah, you go, hey, just
take your mass.
Just take your meds slave. And I'm gonna get to the kicker in a
minute. Okay, first, let me tell you that, unfortunately for you,
John, you have a mental disorder.
I've known that. Do you know which one you have? Knack could
be any number. I think laziness is one of them.
Oh, that might be in there. I've been looking at at the DSM five
for the proposed revision of the American Psychiatric Association
for what they deemed to be mental mental sickness. Yeah.
See if you can guess the name of the disorder, persistent
difficulty discarding or parting with possessions regardless of
their actual value. A hoarder dissociation or its hoarder,
hoarding disorder,
hoarding disorder. Well, I've got that.
Exactly. You are so screwed now?
I am they should do I need meds.
He's gonna get him. I'm telling you, you're gonna get him. Now.
There's one more
little want to keep that anymore because it's a good mark and
conduct disorder a repetitive and persistent pattern of
behavior in which the basic rights of others or major age
appropriate societal, now listen to it, or other major age
appropriate societal norms or rules are violated as manifested
by the presence of at least three of the following 15
criteria in the past 12 months from any of the categories below
with at least one criteria on presented in the past six
months. So you have to done at least one three of the following
15 Things like
this is like getting a you know, a speeding ticket. You can only
get so many a year and one points deducted.
Yeah, because if I'm so lucky, I did that like right outside the
boundary. So here are the you only have to have three of the
15 and least one of them the past six months let's see if we
qualify. Number One On The List often bullies threatens or
intimidates others.
Okay we do that
often initiates physical fights No, no. has used a weapon that
can cause serious harm to others ie bat brick broken bottle Knife
or gun.
You shot a gun recently. Yes,
so I'm already I'm already on to two for 31 I
haven't shot a gun for a while. has been physically
cruel to people No. has been physically cruel to animals all
that's open to interpretation. You even Amiens
Yeah, kicking the dog was like humping your leg?
Oh, John, I think you got to now. Have you kicked the dog who
was humping your leg? I haven't I just say he's has Dolan while
confronting a victim now.
I'm sorry I missed that
has stolen while confronting a victim like mugging person at
Jolin. Yeah, yeah.
Well confronting a victim. Yeah, like muggings
mugging purse snatching or armed robbery Oh John armed robbery we
got
you there has to do any armed robbery
I'm just trying to up my ante on the bullying has forced someone
into sexual activity. Oh, not me. Okay. Oh, we're so far we're
good. You're one for three I'm two for three has deliberately
engaged in fire setting with the intention of causing serious
damage No. has deliberately destroyed others property other
than by fire setting now as broken into someone else's house
building our car No. Often lies to obtain goods or favors or to
avoid obligations.
I haven't done that recently.
Six months
well, you know sometimes you feel about your bill pay the
checks in the mail that would count.
I think I think I think your two for three has stolen items of
non trivial value. It sounds like a typical teenager
stolen items of non trivial value. What does that mean? It's
like somebody's iPhone, I guess.
Yeah, like no no shoplifting. Yeah, but without. So it is that
does sound teenagers like a teenager. Oh often stays out at
night, despite parental prohibitions beginning before
age 13.
That's, that's a preteen thing.
Yeah. has run away from home overnight, at least twice while
living in parental or parental surrogate home? Or what? How do
they determine this crap?
I don't know. And it seems to me as though this is like some
there's other issues involved. Like maybe the parents are
screwed up if this person is stealing and, and trying to run
away
anyway, I think the whole point is a repetitive and persistent
pattern of behavior in which the basic rights of others or major
age appropriate societal rules, norms and rules are violated.
Being bullying, it's a bullying thing. It's about bullying, and
you're gonna have conduct disorder, and you're gonna,
you're gonna get dosed up with Ritalin, kids get it, get ready
for it. But then the best one now we all know that we've
changed the autism to something called the autistic spectrum
disorder. And ABC News is out on the forefront because of course,
what what do we want you to do? We want you to get your kid to
the doctor as soon as possible. When that kid pops out of your
vagina, take it straight away to the doctor because the kid might
have autism. And we have a test job. Do you know the simple
test? We have a test now? We have a test. Yes.
We have news in the battle against autism. As you know, one
out of every 88 children in this country diagnosed by the age of
eight and the best hope early detection, early detection today
the top autism experts
hope for what for hope for hope doesn't have hope. That's the
hope it's early detection got anything to do with it. Listen
to it. Masking, I don't know
because they just want to get you in there and the test you
your kid with drugs and stuff. I don't know. It's it's not it's
not that autism isn't real. But when they're taking it to an
extreme, your kid may just well listen to the report
diagnosed by the age of eight and the best hope early
detection. Today the top autism experts in the nation announced
they have broken new ground they say there is a simple way to
find a red flag and children as young as six months or six
months John we can test your kids is bullcrap.
What is the test? The test is a very simple one
thing parents can detect and something that could change
lives. Here's ABCs medical editor Dr. Richard Besser.
Babies can tell you a lot without speaking a word.
Benjamin six months old. I'm gonna do the headlight test
the head leg test. John is the head leg test. Watch his head as
I close arms up. Comes right up with his body Look, that's
normal first age. But this is head leg.
I got I gotta paint the picture for you. You got this baby lying
on his back, you take his arms and you pull the baby up. And
he's supposed to keep his head straight. If his head goes back,
like, you know, like, like you would do like the other worlds
upside down and that's cool looking. Then you have head leg
and therefore, you're on the spectrum how?
Today, the startling news at six months, it could be the earliest
possible sign of autism startling,
startling news.
That's the way dramatizes it Oh, at the end of
the report is the best in research
video. Look again, see how his head stays back. Pediatricians
have known headlines like this can be a sign of developmental
delays. But today's study is the first to connect it to autism.
Because early intervention is key.
Early intervention is key. You gotta get the kids doped up
quick.
Doctors say it could make a huge difference in treating.
There's no cure, no treatment, it's all about the treatment,
listen to treatment, wait until
after their first birthday until first words aren't emerging. We
can go ahead and take action now. To help the child develop
better.
Dr. Rebecca Landa tested a group of babies who had an autistic
sibling, babies at high risk 75% of babies with head lag, like
Ben ended up diagnosed with autism at age two. And without
that clue, Ben's parents would never have suspected it, I would
have told you going into that day that everything was normal.
When we see these kinds of indicators that development is
disrupted. So early in life, we really have a huge advantage to
help children's brains connect ourselves in a healthier
fashion,
families can start therapy sooner. That's what happened
with Ben with intensive speech and occupational therapy. Here
he is today. I have a very loud, boisterous, wonderful three and
a half year old son, Ben is now considered only borderline
delayed. An amazing glimpse of what early intervention can do,
beginning with a simple test. Good
job. Now, before I play the end of the report, which is where it
really all gets paid off. I think that actually if I had a
kid, I say, oh, it's got head like, because you get to put
them in a cool school, where they actually pay attention to
the kids know, it'd
be an interesting, no, no
wonder these kids are turning Oh, that, you know, my kid had
autism, because he had head lag. I got him into a special school
where they really pay attention and love the kids, and let them
be naughty and spin around and do all kinds of crazy crap. And
the kid turns out great. This is I don't see why people don't see
this. Yes, there is an autistic scaling issue and whatever. I'm
not saying there isn't. But maybe your kids just a genius.
And give him some special attention.
I'm sure Einstein would have been drugged up. Now. Listen to
the end
of the report, because that's where it just becomes hilarious.
Hilarious.
It is great to see the difference that can make so
great.
Let me have another drink.
Why is their headline survey Thank you lot of autistic kids.
We know that children with autism have delays in a lot of
their motor development sitting walking, running. But we don't
really know
the why. And I don't want parents to panic here because
you're telling me and your practice. You see head lag and
it does not necessarily mean autism. Exactly.
Everyone who has a six month old is going to do the headlight
test and that's a good thing. But I see children all the time
with this by nine months. It's gone and they develop normally,
but don't ignore it. You want to make sure that your doctor if
they see this they're following up on it if you see
just get your kid to the doctor early is disgusting.
You're gonna get your pediatrician isn't supposed to
see the kids anyway. So this doesn't make this whole report
is bullcrap.
Yeah. But yes, it's propagating. It's what they do. So
let's go to real quick. Real News.
Really? Yes. And now back to real.
Since last night was the final, or was it Monday? I don't know.
It was Monday. It was the last episode of your favorite show.
Smale Don't
tell me I haven't seen it yet. We recorded it.
I'm not gonna tell you what happened. You have clips from
it. I have two clips. It's horrible. And one of them is the
just to get it it's it shows that you're part of the
propaganda machine.
Is it gonna is it gonna spoil the episode?
No, no, no, just play it.
It was frankly ridiculous. It's not about bullying. There's just
no time though. Let's buy ourselves some more time. You
know how much that's gonna cost half a million dollars. I'm not
talking about a week. I'm talking
about one day. We have a rough melody. We have some there's
what we don't have is a Marylander delay in the press is
gonna annihilate more than a tiny violin.
Wow, that's acting. So anyway, so I got this clip that turns
out that the entire show has been summarized by one very
small scene.
I know the show as well as you do. I stayed up with you night
after night helping you with it doesn't make any sense.
I lost you said it. It doesn't make any sense.
Idiotic. All right, we'll close that out. Very good. Thank you.
And I hope I like the show. And we have seasonal tows the season
finale. You call me whatever you want. And we have the season
finale. Darn it. And that season finale is I'm looking forward to
so much you would have watched it by now. No, because no, you
got home late last night, I went straight into reading government
legislation. Hello, I've got a job here.
And so I saw something on the Bill Maher show that was a meme
that's come and gone and it keeps cropping up everywhere. So
once every once awhile, I want to comment on it, which is the
food desert, which I think is a myth. public about what foods
are better to eat also in our assuming that
people have a choice. The food choice, correct. We do a lot of
people don't people who live in poverty eliminate food deserts,
they don't have the option to buy broccoli. It's
right. They don't go to exactly right. They couldn't afford it.
And there's not one here than that they could it's cheaper to
buy a pack of tomatoes. You can cut the health insurance
companies out of this and save a lot of money to
desert. So I was just listening away there. It was like the
crappy show that it is. But then there was Elaine Gloria was a
guest on there. She was his own and Jen people. Poor people
don't have a choice. They have to eat crap, because there's a
food desert in their area. And I started thinking about this. And
I realized that one of the one of the grocery stores I go to,
which I think it's called me Hacienda or miraggio, I think is
B house. And it's one of these big Mexican stores huge is in
this so called food desert is in the worst part of the ghetto of
Oakland. I go there because they have a number of things that I
can only get there as a matter of fact, and they have a huge
fruits and vegetable area. It's a monstrous Mexican store that
is bigger than any Safeway, they got more fruits and vegetables
than any Safeway. The Latinos in particular eat quite well. They
know how to cook. They know how to use an avocado properly. They
got all that stuff in there. And I'm thinking this whole food
desert thing was always bull crap. To make I don't know what
the point of it was. These guys obviously never go into a ghetto
area and look around at the grocery stores. There's plenty
of them
and are big, I will contradict you on one thing. When we were
on our Hot Pockets tour, we did run into what I would classify
as food deserts. And the main place would be when we visited
Rhino the bearded in Mississippi. And the only
choices they have is food shopping at Walmart, which I
would say the food there's probably crap. And the only the
end the gas station because they they would buy falafels for from
the gas station.
All right, let's go. Let's back up a notch. Have you ever been
to a Walmart grocery store? Yes. I've been to one there's one in
scrim up and near Port Angeles up north. The thing is huge.
It's got all kinds of I mean, it's monster. It's fake. It puts
the little stores out of business as a real problem.
Yeah, but generally speaking in Mississippi, they'll have
farmers markets. I'm not buying a word of this. Felt like you
can get good food anywhere with very little effort.
Well, this will be well that's John at divorce tech.org. Ladies
and gentlemen, send
me if you gotta if you're living in a food desert. I'd like to
know about it.
Well, what was the time to healthcare there that they were
talking about? Because that was that's maybe the angle that
they're trying to push with the food desert because this is a
Michelle Obama term. She started this whole thing so you know,
there's got to be something behind it.
I didn't see the connection. I mean, they were talking there
was just a jet it was a really weird show because Maher was was
overpowered Grover Norquist was there and all he was do is
sneering the whole time. He never cracked a smile. And he
and every time Maurice had said one of his stupid things he jump
in and jump all over it with with with unique sarcasm that
Mark didn't even get half the time. I mean, he's extremely
sarcastic. And Maher was saying what you can't be serious. Oh,
and the guy in New York was at one time after Mark didn't get
one of his sarcastic comments. Norquist sarcastically said I
thought this was a comedy show. And it back marked up if you
really had mark on there. I think
you know when we have fine programming on C span Why are
you wasting your time on the Bill Maher show
I You just caught this by accident. Euro
so I think we should do a little trip around Euro land just to
make sure that we know what's happening for the slaves in the
United States of Gitmo nation. And in other parts of the world
where this is just not being reported on, you don't know
what's happening. I will start with El Presidente a of the Euro
pa in commission Barroso, who was very clear about the Greeks.
Of course, the Greeks could not come to an agreement. They have
until I think the 17th now, and then they're going to vote
again. And looks like they're not going to vote for more
painful, odious, debt based lashings and Barroso had this
message in a
democracy, new elections are the natural consequence of the
impossibility to form a government out of the existing
elections, it will now be for the Greek people to take a fully
informed decision on the alternatives. Having in mind
the alternatives, which will be complete annihilation by Death
Ray, that is, you know,
the thing that I'm noticing, because I even have one clip
about some of the action going on there. But the thing I'm
noticing is more. I mean, we've talked about this on the show,
but it's starting to crop up in the conversation more and more,
which is that the problem with all this, you know, this Greek
and they want to drop the EU, the problem with the monetary
union is that you need to make it work. You need a political
union. Yeah. And that's the meme. And that's a cars
obviously, Germany taken over the place without having the
student you know, having to shoot people.
Correct. Let's listen to Barroso kind of say that be,
indeed, a historic election. We will, of course, respect the
democratic decision of the Greek people. At the same time, the
Greek citizens should be aware that there are other 16
democracies in the euro area. And that democratic decisions
taken by the euro area, must also be taken into account
here is setting them up saying if you screw the pooch, on us,
then you were not being if not, you do not have solidarity, you
did not take everyone else into account. And therefore, if we
see a Greek person going to kick your ass,
Greece is part of our family family. Greece is a very
important member state in the European Union.
Since when are they an important member state?
We won't Greece to remain a part of our family of the European
Union and of the euro. European Commission has been working
tirelessly to fuck you that end. And we will continue to do so
what this being we will continue to do so set
each like he's okay. Nevermind. We'll go ahead. It sounds like
you said, Fuck you. And we'll continue to do so.
I think that's what he said, Actually, let's listen again.
And we'll continue to do so. Did he really say that? That'd be
funny. Greece is a very important member state in the
European Union. We want Greece to remain a part of our family
of the European Union and of the euro. European Commission has
been working tirelessly to that end, and we will continue to do
so. This being said, the ultimate result to stay in the
euro area must come from Greece itself.
Now, he didn't say but I think that was the underlying idea.
Oh, maybe it
was the Skype connection might have been.
So whatever. Merkel was a little bit more clear. She says, you
know, put up, shut up or get out. Yeah, of course. We've had
over a billion euros withdrawn in one day from the Greek banks.
And this just off the press in Bankia Bankia in Spain, which is
a big Spanish bank. At this moment, there's a run on the
bank, according to Mr. Oil. 1.3 billion has been taken out
dollars that is about a billion euros. And they've been forced
to report this so that so there's a run on the bank in
Spain. So we're looking at, obviously a civil unrest and all
kinds of bad things happening. And here's an example. And this
is from something that Baron Steven Pels. mocker sent me.
There was a 78 year old Dutch guy living in Greece. You've
been living there for 10 years, and a couple of Greeks who were
drunk and that's about the only thing left to do in Greece. Said
hey, you're Dutch Oh you're one of those guys who are forcing us
to pay up we're gonna beat him up oh god yeah oh this is just
the beginning because this is what Burroughs was doing World
War Three we're looking at here oh yeah and this is not just a
financial armageddon This is an actual huge I mean we need a no
fly zone over Europe as far as I'm concerned in hidden we're
gonna need wine Italy the Italian tax offices now have
armed soldiers because of course you know people are going to
start attacking the the tax offices in GIBBO nation lowlands
interesting things happening there. They've done a deal now
remember the the cabinet fell and the remaining five coalition
parties they put together the Dutch austerity package Hey
Dutchies bend over here it comes you ready? We've done it said
Finance Minister Yun case the her who I will repeat is a total
moronic aihole He used to be a Microsoft IT integration guy.
And all of a sudden he winds up being the Minister of Finance.
The deal includes 12 billion euros worth of cuts and tax
increases hate out. details have not been made public but Value
Added Tax rising to 21% limits on mortgage tax relief cuts in
health service spending and a new state pension age of 66. You
go you're screwed.
So I thought it was amusing. I have this clip where the British
who are here half the British are kind of on to this and they
kind of like to chide everyone. I thought this was kind of
funny. It was a BBC reported but describing some of the problems
in the EU, and then sticking it to Germany by saying you know,
if these cheap bastards who just cough up some more money, it
might improve thing right?
There are escalating fears that Greece will leave the euro and
that the ensuing turmoil will force a more serious fracture of
the currency union. The big indebted economies Spain and
Italy look considerably weaker, the borrowing costs for their
governments soaring again, these crises have been met with
firefighting which for a period of put out the flames. The big
question now is whether the currency union is up for the
kind of fundamental reform that's necessary to ensure its
long term survival. What may be needed is a greater willingness
by Germany to deploy more of its fearsome financial resources to
help the weaker economies such as Spain and Italy, in that
period of painful transition.
Yeah, good luck with that. Yeah, right. It's almost like chiding
them. You guys get out of money.
Oh, and I love this EU Observer. The finance ministers are about
to endorse a report, which is not out yet. But it's the it's
470 pages. I can't wait to read it. You know, I get off on this
stuff. It's the 2012 aging report, drafted by the EU
Commission and the headline here on the the conclusion of the
report, ageing, Europeans need to work longer and expect less
and shut up. Slave, get back to shut up, work longer, expect
less. It's the European way. I love it. I have to give props to
feared builders, though. He is suing the Dutch state for
ratifying the European Stability Mechanism. And I warned everyone
about this. It wasn't supposed to happen until 2013. This is
the agreement that the finance ministers ratified in July of
2011. That basically says, Okay, whenever there's a cash call,
everyone has to pony up. And the builders is now taking the state
to court over it, which is very weird because he's in the
government. But he's saying no, this never should have happened
and was case Yong Yong case the Yahoo was that same finance
minister who signed off on it because Brussels now has 100%
autonomy to just say hey, we need some more money pay up
slaves and it's going to come from people like the Dutch is
going to just what do you give
it John was it was the bicycles now as their money
What do you give it how much longer before this is just done?
I think it will probably be either at the very end of this
year first quarter of 2013.
And then And then what do you expect it to actually be?
Oh, just unbelievable depression riots in the streets in Europe.
It's gonna be riots in the street. Anti German sentiment
will be cropping up is all hell's gonna break loose. I
mean, we won't even know How bad is gonna get it's already
breaking loose in some small ways but it's not reported here
only these countries that are out of it is Switzerland,
Norway. Those guys would come out smelling like a rose.
Yes. And is there anything we can advise to our
farmland
farmland? And I
say no there's I don't know what to do. I mean, this is horrible.
I can do advise one thing they get they need to get as much
information and perspective as possible and they need to don't
donate to the no agenda show that would be the way to go.
divorce.org/na That's my advice. And I
might want to point out that we have our own issues and state of
California where you live John, did you see the most recent
little announcement by your governor your your your Merkel
there Jerry Brown
Yeah, we're a bit in the hole
taxes go is taxes going up to 13.3%
Yeah, yeah Get out of here.
It wasn't it was 10% and now it's 13 points that's state
income tax above your federal income tax it
hasn't been approved the oh
you know and then sales tax going up
ya know it's just it's a complete scam Are you get ripped
off you're gonna get us all pay the salaries of a bunch of
middle administrators that
don't do anything and what's gonna happen to California
well I think anyone in their right mind Oh Get out of here if
you're going to pay that kind of money
stay away from taxes is no good here. Go away it's totally crap
it's like
there's no personal income tax I can just scarf my subway get up
there.
Yeah, you sell that place and get out get out John. I tell you
get out while it while you still can. All right. I have an end of
show clip. But I see you have one as well. Do you want always
yours? I have Chris Matthews on Jeopardy.
Why don't you go on in Washington C span this kind of
crap. But as he makes some kind of a funny blunder.
He gets nothing right? Oh, no. It's like two minutes of him
being a total idiot on Jeopardy. And he was up against Robert
Gibbs.
So he actually beeps the thing and gets it wrong. He gets
everything wrong. But I play York, the big in my mind can go
next Sunday.
This, by the way, is the man who said let me say I have his quote
here somewhere. Here he is about Sarah Palin. Is this about her
brain power? Do you think cute will beat brains? Do you think
she do better on the questions on Jeopardy or the interview
they do during a halftime? My suspicion is that she has the
same lack of intellectual curiosity that the President of
the United States has right now. And that's scary. And that was
about George Bush, obviously. Yeah. So she actually he
actually said Sarah Palin would suck on Jeopardy.
To Be careful what you say.
So that'll be your end of show clip. And we will continue to
enforce our tedious burden of watching C span reading
government legislation and pulling apart all kinds of
bullcrap. So you don't have to. And I do that here from the camp
mofos in the capital of the drone star states, Austin, Texas
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And from Northern Silicon Valley, where the garbage trucks
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