Curry just gave me a good stock tip. This is great. This thing's
positioned to go up. I'm gonna make a killing Adam curry, John
C. Dvorak. Sunday, April 29 2012. It is time for your
gizmo nation media assassination episode 404.
This is no agenda.
Reading the Cisco amendments so you don't have to hear cam MoPhO
in the capital of the drone star Steve Austin, Jay Haas in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's a nice to Deaf day to
do a show. I'm John C. Dvorak. Greg Vaughn, Buzzkill. Hey,
there we finally got underway here. Yeah,
no, I'm sorry. There was so much to do and, and I'm so excited.
You're excited? Yes. Because I've been inventing and we're
gonna be rich. Oh, great. Yeah.
You're excited. I'm saddened.
Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? What's wrong? Apparently,
this was in the third. This was actually a highlighted obit in
the New York Times. It came out on Thursday, which I think was
Thursday heat foreign hotel. No, Saturday yesterday's paper Pete
foreign hotel? No, no, no William pace. He died at the age
of 103. He is the record setter for a person who lived with a
bullet in his head. Oh, II Oh holds the Guinness World Record
for living the longest with a bullet in his head. Oh. And in
fact, it was 94 years with the bullet in his head. Rarely 103
really sleep pick this thing up on the Civil War when it
happened?
Well, apparently, some time back. That's yeah.
And you've been following his career. Is that? Is that why
you're so sad?
I've been aware of a guy people living with bullets in their
head. And
such as name three.
Hillary Rosen.
She has a bullet in her head. No. Okay, right. Well, while you
are saddened by that, I was saddened by Pete foretells
passing famous disc disc jockey in New York. You know Pete
fontelle W ne W. Peters gonna tell here where rock lives only
66 and I this New York Times. So I've known Pete for in hotel for
a long time he was doing radio FM radio in the first days, you
know, when we play like, an entire album side. And the days
are over. And now we'll play the entire Dark Side of the Moon by
Pink Floyd. So this whole thing about him his career about FM
radio, and he's dead at 66. But they don't say what he died of
not even a hint.
He's not well, did you look it up on some other way? There must
somebody must have something to say. I would I
expect the paper of record to do that. It was just another small
annoyance with the news media. It's the only thing people
really want to know right? When someone dies. You always want to
know well, how did he die?
Was he hit by a truck?
Nothing, no mention of an illness or anything. Maybe he
had a bullet in his head. But he's not the rest of
you live a lot longer.
Okay, in the morning to you, John.
In the morning to you Adam curry in the mind all ships at sea in
the morning all boots on the ground and in the mind all feet
in the air. And of course
all of the producers under the seas in their ships are
Submariners and we have a plenty listening to the program.
Everyone in the chat room, the human resources all charged up
ready to go. There's no agenda stream.com no agenda chat.net It
is time once again for the best podcast in the universe. I
wonder
if our Submariner actually shares the show with any of his
bunkmates
you know, I have a vision I haven't been on a submarine in a
long time. But I have a vision like you know, he's in his in
his wife beater with you know, with grease stains and he's
there with a wrench. Ding ding ding chillin smoking a rolled up
cigarette there and desire against
the the against the against the whole it gets too hot. Yeah.
Yeah, tubes are ready, sir. Yeah. Listening to us. Oh knows.
I'm so excited. John. I am so so so incredibly excited. And I am
I have invented something. Oh, and I'm going to share the
patent or we're going to patent it. I'm going to not only am I
going to patent it I am naming you a co creator on the patent.
Oh, good. I could use the money. Well, then we have to go and
sell it of course. But sometimes these things sell themselves. I
think I've got a win on a mousetrap though, right?
It's a better mousetrap. It is literally a better mousetrap.
You inspire explain your grogginess this morning.
Not not that grogginess is from someone else. I'll talk about
that later.
I always say buy high quality spirits, but go on. Okay.
So you've and you wouldn't know your slide whistle has, has, not
only has it enlightened the hearts of millions with with
your expertise and your family it is so good. I decided that it
is because I've been practicing and you know, slide whistle app.
You're no no, no, not quite. I have the first as far as I know,
because I've Googled it everywhere. I can't find it. I
think we have prior art here without a doubt light
whistle tuning fork close.
No, I have a MIDI slide whistle.
Ooh, and you guys know MIDI slide was old. No.
And let me demonstrate. I have hooked it up to be French horn
one moment
how about that, huh? It was the French one. I never heard this
slide whistle.
No, because this I'm blowing the slide whistle. But I have to
close my microphone so you don't hear the slide.
Blowing this slide was French horn is coming out? Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Wait a minute. I'll leave the mic open so you can hear both
how cool is that? That's that I'll give you a 10 on now.
Really? Cool. I need Yeah.
Oh, one second. Let me change it to an orchestra
Yeah, actually, I also I think that that yeah, saxophone
section MIDI thing is would be pretty good with this thing.
Okay, check this out
come on, man. slide whistle to MIDI. So how do you have it
rigged up? I mean, what is the mechanics there?
I'll tell you just get the saxophone and then I'll quit.
You wanted a saxophone
The only thing that I wanted I want the brass section one your
brass I don't know what the number is, but it's one of them.
Sounds like jazz sax to me?
Dude, I'm telling you, we're going to be billionaires.
Well, this slide was a guy should definitely give us some
some.
We are going to be billionaires John. No one has thought of
this. And the only thing that doesn't sound because I've got
to do the polymorphic thing. So that we can do electric guitar.
I can just imagine you and me on stage. And we're like, oh, with
a slide whistle to them. This is jam and like, amazing. Like
slash guitar sound coming up. Funny. There you go. So that's
why I'm so excited. And we're going to be rich. I tell you.
Yeah, well, Rich. Be relieved. Your wife rich, my friend rich
beyond your wildest dreams. And we'll call it the synthesis
slider. Ooh, thank you chat room gave me a little help there. The
synthesis slider? Who was that small donor? Good one. Write it
down the synthesis slider? Yeah. So all we have to do so right
now I'm doing audio to MIDI, which is very complicated. Not
an easy thing to do.
Well, you might have a bunch of patents on the SEC as a stepping
stone patents to get to the patent of the patent. That's
okay.
We'll share it with whoever else help us out there along the way.
But come on, man you've never seen I mean, can you imagine?
No, I hate I'm off. As far as I'm concerned. You've done to
not only me a service, but you've done the service. Because
if you think about it, there is something compelling anyone can
play the slide
exact. That's my point. That's my point. Anyone just like
whistling?
Yeah,
yes, exactly. I'm so happy. This is gonna kick ass. I mean, order
the G five. We're gonna be Andre Rio. Watch out, bitch. We're
coming for your lunch. Oh, yeah. I also did some other stuff.
On the show, maybe? Yeah, I
worked quite a bit on the show. I'm going to give you a little
bit of happy news first, and explain to you why I'm so happy
to live in the drone Star State. What an awesome state this is
and how we are not slaves. Would you like to hear about that you
up there in California? Yay. No one. So you'll recall three, two
weeks ago, we had a report that Sheila Jackson Lee le douchebag,
extraordinaire Duty has had implemented something called bus
safe. And bus safe was supposed to be air marshals for the bus.
So we in fact, let me just play that previous report because I
went back and listened to it just to hear how egregious it
really was.
But a new program is placing undercover officers on that bus,
kind of like air marshals on a plane. Local to investigator
Joel is and Bob has much more now from on board and Metro bus
10s of 1000s of people in Houston rely on these buses
every day to get them where they're going safely. This new
program is designed to maximize that safety. But does it come at
a cost? We have covered a series of crimes over the years that
have happened on Metro buses and at Metro bus stops. sexual
assaults are especially scary, while a new initiative called
bus safe aims to make the Metro bus riding experience safer.
Today we announced that if you think you're going to be a bad
actor on buses, get ready. You gotta have a short live
timeframe.
This is a national pilot program which puts undercover officers
on Metro buses sniffing out trouble before it happens. Yeah.
All right.
So that was a portion of the report. And of course you and I
both said why did people put up with this Sheila Jackson Lee and
this Texas that I'm living in what's going on? Well I am very
happy to report that the slaves of Texas are not having any of
this. As witnessed and documented here we
except for Metro made a big deal about bringing TSA to Houston
bus stops for a counterterrorism exercise, but we are here to
loudly condemn metros recent violations of the United States
Constitution. Dozens of angry citizens came to tell Metro keep
TSA away our greatest rise and right to be left alone.
You've gone one step too far by bringing the TSA into our house.
In my opinion, the the metro board doesn't get it
on April 13. The METRO Police Department invited TSA to be
part of it bus safe exercise first time it had ever done one
Metro said then and repeat it for days afterwards. There were
random searches of bus and train passengers bags
getting found my bags, my personal items. I'm gonna let
you get in my bag unless you have a warrant.
Do you hear that? That is a Texas citizen right there. I'm
gonna let you in my bag unless you gotta warm up.
After an uproar over the searches Metro says they never
did any random bag searches never intended to the official
Metro blog saying so was just a mistake. Oh, it was just a
mistake. Yeah. What
about all these bad actors wrench into the bag searchers.
But
for metric rider Derek bros. It's not enough.
I don't feel like by purchasing a ticket or riding the bus that
I have to forfeit my constitutional rights and my
protections and be subjected to search or seizure. A friend
of broses took these pictures of the bus safe exercise back on
the 13th. He says they show TSA agents and Metro Police asking
riders where they're going to say get off the bus and how
often they ride that route. Metro
and TSA were going on to the buses and questioning people
about their normal routes and only behaviors and it's just
kind of creates an atmosphere of fear.
There aren't any photos of searches. After today's showdown
the Metro chairman says it will stay that way. So long as he is
chairman. It's not going to happen while I'm Chair. Yeah,
it's not gonna happen. Let's putting in place random searches
and seizures. We're gonna get to the bottom of this and we'll
have a lot more dialogue. The METRO Police Chief told us in an
interview last week, he hoped to repeat the busic safe exercise
within the next few weeks but made no such promise today.
A small insignificant perhaps was still a win for the slaves
of Texas.
Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah. Yeah. When When is it going to
result in them vote voting out that idiot Sheila Jackson would
have been
next on the list. She's next on the list. Oh, my goodness. We
definitely have to get rid of her. I don't I don't even know
how she got in. But I'm very, very proud to be a Texan. Ya.
You have your Texas driver's license?
I sure do. That's all you need to be. They literally say in the
brochure.
Is your cell phone a Texas area code?
Does that the only bah bah bah, bah, bah. The only rules for
being a Texan is and it literally says in the pamphlet,
how to become a Texan. You just have to get your driver's it
says that how to become a Texan. And then when you get your
driver's license, they say congratulations, welcome to the
great state of Texas. That's how it works here. Please do not pay
any taxes. That's how it works here. Enjoy California.
Well, anyway, maybe we should think if you before I before you
totally depress you
process that. Yeah, sure. Did anyone come in and support us?
Because we I guess we determined that not this show, but not the
previous show with the show before it must have sucked
because donations were off the cliff. How do we get
people back? Good, then because we at least got back to our
normal donation schedule. Good. Starting with a big one.
Actually, yes, William S. Russell Williams in Boise gave
$748.14 Why? Because it clears out my Pay Pal account. He says,
Yay. I want to remind people that they should go to AWS
because when I look at the hour of value, hour for our value
proposition, I realize you're getting close or already past a
1000 hour mark, we have to do that calculation, by the way we
should. Yeah. It shouldn't be that difficult to do if we
looked at all the mp3 files and then did a back calculation on
what the rate was.
Yeah, because we've kept consistent 96 kilobits bit rate,
so you can definitely calculate it.
Yeah, yeah,
I'll get right on that. Okay.
Yeah, I'm hoping you do after the patents filed. Since I've
been a listener since day one. And it was high time I got
current if you haven't yet passed to our 1000. I guess I
just gave you your next promotional idea. There you go.
Yeah. Need some getting laid karma. And by the way, we got a
note from somebody. Yeah.
This is a bad idea. Right? Yeah.
He says that. He's noticed that when he gets laid, he doesn't
listen to the show so much. He says the show is kind of for
depressives, who aren't getting any good.
Oh, is that what he meant? So you get your you request you're
getting laid karma with a suasana donation, then you get
it? And then you go away? This is no this is a very bad trend.
So we have to rethink about how to do his marriage put $1 limit
high dollar limit.
He says the house limits house limits.
So he says to add posting dyslexic and drunk so looking
forward to John figure out how John to read this.
Excellent. Let me do that karma. That was great. Thank you so
much. You've got karma and Russell will be knighted today
as a Knight of the no agenda roundtable for this outstanding
contribution to the support of the program. We appreciate that.
Moiz con Oh, our buddy. Yeah, our buddy for $20 trifecta for
20 Club executive producer for 2404 As a bonus, knighted You
guys rock. Oh, he's the sir. Did he get knighted?
I think so. I think. Let me see. Doesn't he get knighted today?
Someone does? Hmm.
I don't know. Maybe JC
Bosco Jr. Check that I have the feeling that Moises. His
thinking may have been night. Oh, well, we'll figure it out.
He's always in contact with us. Yeah, he's one of our while he's
in Canada. Have
you been practicing? Did you you got the note from him about the
prudent pronunciation of the location of Osama bin Laden's
compound.
He says that we keep mispronouncing it, but he didn't
send me a note that had a pronunciation.
Oh, no, he sent a YouTube video. You didn't see that? Oh, I
didn't. Hold on a second.
I come to you from the depths of the country to talk to you about
the pronunciation that is being mispronounced on the American
media throughout the country.
This interested me because whenever we have an opportunity
to pronounce something properly, we want to do it right. So this
is this is good. Absolutely. So how have we always pronounced
this town? About About About About This is incorrect.
I want to know what this butter bot is? By but it's fine. But it
has nothing to do with the bar. I would like to encourage you to
take upon you the pronunciation of Abbottabad about what my lips
closely Okay, watch how the syllables roll from my tongue
like pomegranates at the time of harvest Abbottabad Abbottabad
not a butter bar. But the bar. I don't know where this is coming
from. Case in point. The British officer's name was Abbott
see this is helpful. But that's that's because it's very hard
because you look at it and the I guess our mind
is pronouncing it about about it's incorrect but it's it's it.
Abad Abbottabad about evitable not a bada bada bada Abbottabad
from
now on official pronunciation is Abbottabad. And let me point out
when you are at a cocktail party, this is like this is
seven minutes of entertainment. You can say excuse me.
Oh now I'm starting to see the not getting laid thing. Yeah,
when you're at a cocktail party and some hot blonde says about a
buyer hey baby come up to her and correct her.
It's not about your bud honey, although it's quite cute, but
it's habitable. That's the correct pronunciation because
when I was when I was driving the drones we knew how to
pronounce his avatar but Oh really? Yeah, you know, I've
been CIA for a while. That's how you do it.
Well, that might help
being you're in the pocket baby Abbottabad so from now on
Abbottabad Okay, thank you boys.
Hopefully it won't come up in the conversation ever I got
enough trouble with Iraq
Well, it's important that we do it is we have to be we have to
do it right you have to be better like the rest of us. We
might as well be better than the douchebag media I mean come on
right
okay, so he tried he's the guy who tried to get some shots of
the compounded when he was floating around Pakistan but
then they they destroyed it before he could say flattened it
flatten the brain Abbottabad I think
it was guy had a spray can he was gonna it was gonna break
but no agenda yeah wall and then they and they saw him coming.
Yeah, bring it down. Is that no agenda guys?
Foreigner $4 from Astrid Klein Dame Astrid from Tokyo. She came
in that's nice. She's getting toward toward Baroness.
Yeah, you know what? Look what look why she came in. To keep
you doing what
you're doing best at whether it'd be no agenda d h or DSC
seems getting hammered. Improves Adams life after reading
hundreds of legislation pages. What gets you going? What gets
you going, John? Some secret ingredient in your cooking. Now
some Tokyo so
I did a daily source code Thursday night. Did you hear
about this? Yeah, I did hear about it. It was it was
fantastic. I got really drunk with Mickey watching. Like an
American Idol kind of I can't watch that. She watches that.
When I'm watching it, she had recorded it. And I see queen or
what's left of Queen I really miss Freddie Mercury. I see
Brian May and Roger Taylor. And then I see that you know like
these douche knuckles performing a queen song which is cut to 50
seconds. And just like this is ruining everything is so
horrible. Ruining. Oh, it made me so mad. Knife is ruined it is
and just hopped on the stream and just started and I was I was
so drunk and Mickey just kept bringing me drinks. She's like,
Yes, it's good. This is good. Yeah, have some more.
Well, you didn't sound drunk. I did. Listen to the beginning.
Oh, you
heard some of it. Okay,
I listened to beginning I mean, I'd be queen fan. So after you
start about halfway through the first song that was it.
You're like, where's the Green Day? And where's my Marine?
Where's my Maroon Five man?
Newer rudeness in this decade. So anyway, but you didn't sound
hammered? I was extremely drunk. Oh, well then you can then you
can broadcast drunk. I'm drunk
right now. Hey, thanks for the setup. Good one. Yeah, thanks de
master. Does she need a karma? Number one you might as well
have a Karma she deserved next building the hell yeah. You've
got karma is making I want to go to Tokyo. You should and we are
planning on staying with them. Good y'all. Yeah, they don't
know it yet. Well, they do now. We need a place to crash.
William Bowman in Port. I don't have this whole thing on my
screen port something to get this expand and get this news.
Port queue name to 69. He must have sent a note and let me look
at my email. Later we do it the break. As Sean Zinn's Meister in
Malden Massachusetts nuts to 25 Hey citizens. Oh by the way
William Bowman did to 269 69 But that's not part of that doesn't
keep this train going. Oh, okay. Hey, citizens I donate about a
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new job karma. After getting laid off my last startup I
worked a month after my donation I landed a great new job and
another this time revenue positive startup route that has
no chance of It'll never work. It from Gitmo nation down under
I wanted to repay the debt by making you a more sizable
donation to 25. And keep the karma wheel turning with a Hey
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All right, let's do this one. Hey, citizen,
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You've got karma.
Right on. Thanks for supporting the show
my friend. And finally, tuna $2 have Christina Caldwell in
Adelaide, South Australia New listen for being a longtime
listener and douchebag it is time to turn this around whilst
my husband believes our money could be spent on better things.
Here we go again, this is to me, this is a good sign that the
women are coming in. Yeah, well, women are coming in and the
husbands are the stick in the mud.
The women are the ones that control the purse strings. Let's
be honest about it. So yeah, that's
what we should have. Well, whilst my husband believes our
money could be spent on better things like a house, future,
enjoy the doorknob, radio show. The best investment in our
future is some no agenda karma. I would like some karma for my
husband as he fights to keep his job due to medical reasons.
That's sweet. That is the gift that keeps on giving real love
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A.
Well, in the
I'm sorry. I said I will be in business.
Yes. In the PR department. I'm going to send you a link right
now. Hold on a second. I got an email late last night. And I
want you to take a look at this link. And I'm now sending you
this is from Oh, is your email backup? Can you get your email?
I? I can get I think I get the email but I can't. I think but I
can't
just send it to anything. No, no, you don't have to attach
anything. I got a note from Brandon in the morning. I live
in Austin. I've got a trailer which you are welcome to use.
Oh, I purchased it brand new less than a year ago. I like I
said I live here in Austin and I use it when I travel for work.
If you're interested. Let me know what calendar range you're
looking at. I want you to take a look at this
thing. Okay, I'm going I got to bail. Here it is. Look
at this thing. This is a 32 foot
this is a Monster High Country Cougar. Yeah, this is the one
that's got to throw out things you can park this somewhere and
move it and move. It's
just three slideouts it's it's got
you got a dinette sofa. Yeah, we in bed.
We've got a walk around the kitchen. I mean, I can I can. I
was literally tears rolling down on my cheeks last night. I'm
like, wow,
you think? Yeah,
I mean, look at this. This
is what what is this a new one?
It's a one year old. So it's the 2011 and it takes a normal 35
footer? No, I think is 32 No, it is it's 35 it's 35 feet.
Oh my god. It's so you could take a little longer than your
normal tour with this baby.
How beautiful is this? And what a beautiful is. When does
he use it? Well, he
uses it for work. He says I haven't heard back I emailed him
back last
night. That's like one of those things where you pitch like a
job construction site. Something like that. I get some burn.
Maybe he's an arms dealer. I don't know. I frankly I don't
care. He's a no agenda producer. This thing is an Austin, can you
believe it? It has a normal trailer hitch. He emailed me a
picture of his truck, and he's got a pickup truck in front of
it. So that should be able to tow it no problem. Um, I'm not
quite sure about parallel parking.
It will you what you're going to do is you're going to find a
place to put it
Yeah, and then detach and then go visit your cache
and drive around you're not parallel parking this thing
ever.
In fact I'm a little afraid of it if you look at it it's a
little a little frightening let me give the chat room I get the
chat room the link so they can see
it you get you get used to drive in the snow. I presume that I
can Can I paint I'm gonna be going in and around town. Let's
put
it down. But can I can you think I can make it up the Rockies in
this thing? Well, it's the truck not the trailer. I understand
what I mean. It's No, it's 7000 pounds.
Yeah, plus another 1000 will be in it.
Right? Wait a minute. I told him his Mickey not to pack so much
clothing this time. It won't be all that bad. But anyway, so
details haven't been finalized. But it will be Baron Vaughn
Brandon. If if we work this thing out. He will be the he
will have the entire state of Texas as his responsibility as
his barony. And I have to say we're very, very excited about
this. Wow. Isn't that awesome?
Yeah, it's definitely comfortable. So
2009 will be on it will be on very, very, very excited about
that. So We'll have an update on Thursday because
the problem going up and down the Rockies you might be able to
get up I think getting down is really problematic. Why? Because
going down is harder than going up.
I'll just go backwards.
You might be going back,
you might be going backwards on the way up. I think it'll work
out a Mustang Sally's got the big block engine. Big V eight
thing he should be okay, seeing a
big block engine first just start with big block like he
knows. And then you say
I got the triple overhead cam thing. He's whatever it
was cars will get a kick out of that.
I know. I know. You can't go more than duel. I know. I know.
I'm just trying to let the lid on. Alright, so thank you to our
executive producers and our future knights who are coming up
later on the program and our Associate Executive producers
for providing us with the value for value We highly appreciate
that. We hope not to disappoint. Of course, if you couldn't come
in with a value donation, there's always something you can
do propagate the formula. Our formula is this. We go out. We
had people in the mouth
shut ups. And by the way for the chat room who are obviously
experts in the hauling of trailer. I do have a brake
controller in the truck. Coincidentally, I look like
this. But what does this box? What does this box doing? And I
had to Google the thing on the to see what Oh, it's a brake
controller. Okay, I get it. So I've got that.
Yeah, that's great. Well, if you have a big unit like this,
should you definitely want one of those?
Yeah, well, maybe I need a different vehicle. No, but I
think it should be okay. Right?
Yeah, no, it sounds born. Okay. You got a big V eight. That's
what you want. You gotta gotta to hitch Yeah. Hey, I'm done.
Not driving around, you know, some? Free so you have to hold
that thing with so if you want to be funny,
yeah, that would be so funny John ITM dot i m slash tour 09
If you want to be shuttled to the Facebook page, that's
missing Mickey's world, so live in it. And she'll be organizing
everything. She's she's got a pretty good route already. And
it looks like we're gonna go Rockies, we're gonna go all the
way up to Montana, come back down again. It'll, it's a 3000
mile trip. She's and she's planning at this time. So make
sure you email mickey@curry.com. And if you want to organize a
meet up, we're going to try and do it a little more systematic,
especially since there's a lot of terrain in between
population, people on this trip. And we want to have as a really
good big nugget out
of the Mount Rushmore.
I have no idea that she's in charge of that. Tell her to do
that show.
She'd get a kick out of it. I shall tell her to do she
definitely needs to see it.
Well, not just that, but we want to see all the human resources
and then next year, we'll do the West Coast, we'll go up to
Washington and maybe dip into Canadia. Or you know that a lot
of Canadians want to come down when we're up in Montana.
Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah. So go up into Canada as you
actually go up to Alberta.
Now we're not going to go up to Alberta. Okay, they're going to
Alberta is coming to us. Ca okay. Do you want to go first
I'm I got tons of space. Why
did you do you finished off last show with the Jaya jab again,
that just is a little light piece I read into the JC ran
into the early reviews of the next Woody Allen movies finally,
you know, be floating around Europe. And I realized that
there's some you know, you talked about Canada, just
general douchebaggery in Europe, and I do have a clip of the
drugs thing going on in Holland.
I will point out that we we discussed this months ago when
before was happening. And now everyone's like, I mean, people
listen to no agenda. Hopefully, at the office. You were saying I
knew this was common, or you said it weeks ago or months ago.
So you could look cool and get laid? Thank
you, I think up to a year ago, yeah. But I was reading this
this review of this. This is the kind of I just got the biggest
kick out of this. The reviews that that Woody Allen, you know,
kind of an American icon filmmaker gets for his movies.
And I have to think that the whole society thinks kind of
like this. I just want to read a little piece from this article
about Alan has had had to regularly fend off similar
criticism when Midnight in Paris was first released. French
filmmaker, slash critic in this case, Robert, whose last name I
can't pronounce good Greg GUI and who's you? Bye I accused him
in the movie of ignoring poor Parisian earning below the
minimum wage. What this is like this is the way that it
was an Owen Wilson movie come on what's wrong with you?
It's like this is like this is like missing the entire point of
the business you're in. Yeah storytelling it's got nothing to
do with putting out some message about Corinthians and the
earning below the minimum wage as though your that's your
obligation. By the way. Have you seen that? I think all of Europe
has this kind of weird thing going on. That is something it
just that actually creeps me out thinking about it. That he used
to say why have you seen the movie? What Midnight in Paris?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
outstanding movie. I liked it a lot. Oh, it's
it. I think it's one of the best movies he's ever done an Owen
Wilson.
I thought did a great job.
Great job. Yeah.
So do you want to play this drug clip and then I can talk more
about Europe because I've detected something going on.
Okay, well good. Well, I got to to European clips. I got the
drug clip. And which is just giving us a dis just a
background or with somebody some American grousing on what's
going on in Holland right now concerning marijuana and this
will keep giggy this catches up with what's what's kind of
happening on reports
the Netherlands is famous for its liberal approach to soft
drugs. Well, it's not strictly legal to smoke cannabis here is
use is tolerated. The Dutch government decriminalized the
possession of less than five grams of cannabis in 1976.
Cannabis,
why did why did they associate porn music with Holland was
cafes or coffee shops at a major slice in most cities, and a
major attraction for tourists. You know, the government wants
to tighten the restrictions.
Think it's ridiculous. But it's a shame because I believe that
the world really admires the Dutch for the pragmatic and
forward thinking view on how to handle what they consider soft
drugs. And it just seems that they're literally going back in
time there digressing. Your mind,
the new law is designed to cut the numbers of drunk tourists
who some residents had complained that we're creating
nuisances like traffic jams and an increase of hard drug dealers
on the streets. What a bunch
of bullcrap that is bull crap or we're this is the BBC by
total it's a total line that is total bull crap. It's no not at
all true,
is also designed to cut cross border crime caused by
foreigners coming to the Netherlands to buy their drugs
then returning to sell them illegally at home.
No, it's intended to push everyone towards the illegal
trade like ecstasy, and coke and heroin, which is booming right
now is this groove it.
From the first of May coffee shops in three southern
provinces will become members only clubs, up to 2000.
membership cards or wheat passes will be issued by each cafe to
residents over the age of 18. The law will come into effect
across the country at the end of this year. There are around 700
coffee shops in the Netherlands. Owners fighting the band's say
the new law discriminates between the EU citizens on the
basis of where they live. Some claim the new rules will cost up
to 90% of their business.
Right away. I think that the little point that she makes
there is the one that's the most interesting. How do you
discriminate? The EU is the EU right?
You're leading right into my thesis
Federation at all. It's the EU it's one single centralized
government. How can you discriminate against one person
from Germany and one person that lives locally in Holland?
There's something very important happening. Well, they take it
okay. So this is all a part of what I believe is a huge it's a
theory and it's not and maybe it's conspiratorial, but I'm
reading a lot of things of course, having grown up in in
Europe, I pay attention to a lot I understand a lot of the the
foreign lingos This is a part of the Schengen agreement being
rescinded. Are you familiar with the Schengen Agreement?
I've no okay. Oh me. The Schengen Agreement spell it
s c h e n g n. The Schengen Agreement was an important part
prior to the European Union. where the where the countries
agree. Free and Open borders. We don't have to show your
passport. And I had to deal with this a lot when I was living in
Gitmo nation East in the UK. The UK never signed on to the
Schengen agreement. So I couldn't just fly from London
over to Amsterdam, even a small field that literally have
Gestapo waiting for me to check my papers, because you know, I
came in from in a Cessna. So anywhere I went, I had to go
through passport control and coming back the same thing. So
the Schengen Agreement is being blown up. Denmark has now
rescinded the Schengen Agreement, and listen to what's
happening in Spain. Now we know Spain is in deep, deep trouble.
I can even play clip later on. For some reason, this country,
which is a tinderbox at the moment, has decided to have the
meeting of the European central bankers in Spain. And gee, wow,
do you think people might riot against these eight holes? Yeah,
well, why are you gonna go to Spain's you stay in Brussels?
No.
No punches. We gotta go. You're doing it on purpose. Yes,
there's gonna
poking people in the eye with the stick and what is what are
they going to do about it? Spain has stepped up border security
ahead of next week's European Central Bank meeting in
Barcelona. amid fears foreign activists will try to join
locals in staging anti austerity protests. It's temporarily
banned passport free travel under Europe's Schengen treaty.
So they are they're turning back the clock on the Schengen
Treaty, which means the borders are closing. And I believe
there's a reason for this. Here's what's being said in
European conspiracy circles. We know that the Germans have been
printing marks for a long time you've you've picked that up,
we've picked up this big room or in Eastern Europe big
room or or they would be called northern Nordic euros. We have
Nordic euros and Latin euros. But you know, it'd be whatever
it will be. The word is that France is going to pull out of
the Euro because their banking system is about to completely
collapse. That's why, you know, that's why all of this stuff has
been going on with the EU the ESM. And that, which is the they
move that up a year, which basically makes all other
countries sign blank checks, and it'll be straight to the French
bankers, then Germany's going out. And Germany owns
everybody's Debt, Including 90% of France is debt and Germany
will effectively have have won the war they lost. The two wars
they lost who
to look for is may actually more than that, if we want to go back
to Napoleonic without
any bloodshed they will own. Everybody's asked. And
everyone's talking about this. In conspiratorial circles, we'll
just say it, that it's going to blow up. Germany's going to run
the whole entire show. And when you think about it, it makes a
lot of sense. Because everyone is freaking out about the
austerity measures right now. And there's riots everywhere. We
don't see it here in the United States on television. We're not
going to show you anything. You don't even see any of it. No,
you barely even see it in Europe, really. I mean, I get my
video stuff from EURO NEWS. So parts of the start of that is
you close down the borders, because they know what's going
to happen. And I think the Netherlands is already sucking
up to Germany because that's the only
obviously the Germans are the ones who complained about all
this drugs. It is the southern part of the country that German
enemy I've heard heard other reports that is German tourists
mostly to drive into Holland buy a bunch of dope and then drive
back to Germany. It's also Brits
but yeah, the Brits come over consume it on the spot which we
like, which is good. Yeah.
Yeah. Sort of Americans. Yeah. Yeah. But usually in Amsterdam
there but this is you know, the Germans are promising and yeah,
we can't we don't why we're not making any we're not getting any
benefit from this. And so then they show this bogus argument
there's a bunch of traffic jams. I mean, give me a break. Oh,
this makes sense. This is
just this the just the beginning. Get everybody used to
it. And when they say Week Past, that's the same thing as saying
passport. It's the same thing. Baron Vaughn Pels. mocker sent
us a video. He drives from Belgium up to the Netherlands
there's no border whatsoever currently, and they have big
near the big traffic signs that they that they they program on
the side of the road, literally flashing no drugs turned around,
go back. There's no drugs for you over here. It's the start
and the Schengen Agreement is closing down. The borders are
closing shields are up people you are screwing
when you drive around Europe even though this Schengen
agreement has been in business since when 285 Yeah, for a while
they the all those little booths are still up there. Didn't seem
to too many of them down to little border patrol
with the blue border. But you don't have to you don't have to
stop. You can just go through I know I've said they're still
there. Oh yeah, no, they didn't take them down just in case and
here we are. And you watch Germany is going to run the
frickin show and they they're gonna be like we did it didn't
have to kill any Jews nothing. How about that? Hey, high five.
Now the Dutch thing in the know
that the Germans even know they're pulling this off. Merkel
knows where
Merkel is all over this. It's a it's a banker takeover. It's a
they did a beautiful job. German banks. Yeah.
So check this out. So of course, this news about this news about
the weed pass has been top of the news in the Netherlands. Oh,
look over here. Nothing to see. Look at that. Now, of course the
Dutch government fell. Which means they're going to be snap
elections. In September September 12. snap snap
elections they call it, however. So you have now have a what I
call D missionary. Government? Is that the right word? I don't
know. A D missioned. I know. Yeah. I think that's the word. I
never heard it. Well, it's not it's a word now. So you have a D
mission cabinet so they can't make any, quote big decisions.
However, the minority cabinet after two days of talks agreed
to an austerity package. Following the collapse of the
right wing coalition. Would you like to hear the measures that
we'd like to hear what's the plan for the slaves of Gitmo
nation lowlands
I'm I'm on pins and needles while
everybody is talking about the ruler or the read past the weed
pass, here we go. An increase in the 19% VAT tax to 21%. Let's
just start there. No tax relief on all but repayment of new
mortgages. So you won't be able to deduct your mortgage interest
on an existing mortgage. That's going to kill half the country.
People earning between 33,040 3000 euros will pay an
annual rent increase of inflation plus 1% To 33,000 to
43,000 euros. It's not a lot of money to live in, in the
lowlands, you can now pay in an annual rent increase, which I
guess is attacks. Yeah. The tax break on home to work travel
ends. I mean, this is heavy, heavy shit. increase in tax on
alcohol and tobacco. Because you know, you're going to be smoking
and drinking like a fiend from all this crap. So higher health
care fees. And by the way, the Netherlands has always been
heralded as one of those great countries with centralized
health care, hey, reform of OWN RISK payment to save 1 billion
euros. So you're going to be shelling out more. However, fees
for psychiatric help will be scrapped. Because you're gonna
know, you're gonna need a lot of it. There will be a special
crisis
tack reprogramming the public? Yes, a special
crisis tax for very high earners. I don't know if you
have to be high from the weed or just earning a lot of money. But
either way, you're going to be taxed extra. However, no more
cuts in development aid for foreign countries. No, let's
keep that in there. We got to keep on going with agenda 21
have oh point 6% of GDP going straight to other countries.
Good job. Oh, and by the way, the VAT tax on solar panels and
theater tickets will be reduced. So you can still pray to the sun
that is gonna make you some electricity. And you can go see
some movies which will be promoted to you on RTL. And no
one is talking about this. That's all about the weed pass.
Yeah, yeah. Well, good. They've learned from us
How are unreal? Is that a?
I don't think well, it's gonna be fun to watch. It's just all
it is is part of a just a kind of a depression wave that is
going to overtake let me ask
you a technical question. Is the definition of depression not a
double dip recession? Did some did that change? I thought that
the definition of depression was
there's actually a very formal definition Yes. Right. What
is take a look at
and by the way, what has changed over the years is essentially
it's not just the last economic was econ now
so I have sprayer in the chat room saying that everyone's
talking Well, it's been a while you are on the inside dude. I
don't think most people are talking about Holland's Got
Talent. Most people are talking about the new addition of voice
The Voice Kids and the weed paths. I wouldn't say that's
what most people are talking about. But we'll see.
See, when you find the dead does it actually come? With a
definition, the definition number of quarters that have
dropped by X amount of whatever, in the olden days, it was
essentially it was, you know, when when the economy stopped
and prices were going getting going down, it was there,
everything was getting depressed in terms of prices, you had the
opposite of an inflationary situation. Let's see, no, I
don't have in front of you, but they have changed it enough. So
that is pretty hard to call a depression. And they've they've
been very reluctant to do so because I think we're in one Now
personally,
I always thought it was if you go into recession two times
within a quarter or something like that. Now according to the
book of knowledge,
and looking at here, they get so much this they don't have a real
economics that depression is sustained long term downturn.
Yeah, this
is not there's an actual formula for saying it says there is no
agreed definition of the term depression I true. Okay.
I've heard it said numerous times, and it's
here a recession lasting two or more years of decline in real
GDP exceeding 10%. Well, there might have been in 2002,
we're in a depression. There's no doubt about it.
But the worst part of Anyway, okay, we'll worry about the
definition.
Worry about what we call it. How
about just crap? It's not good. Now. We'll play the clip. I have
the Spanish Spanish economy. Yeah. Which is being near the
near the end is the name of the clip and which essentially gives
you some some figures and does make you wonder why they would
have a meeting in Spain with these numbers that they're about
to express.
Well, that's some depressing news on the economics front from
Spain. Yay, released figures show that nearly a quarter of
the workforce is jobless, the highest level in 18 years, those
figures made more than five and a half million people are
looking for work giving Spain the highest unemployment rate in
the whole of the Euro zone. Gavin Hewitt reports.
More bad news, the unemployment queues are getting longer.
Unemployment reached 24.4% youth unemployment is at 51%. And the
government expects the figures to go higher.
Is the scandal The scandal? Yeah, I keep looking
and looking. But there's hardly anything. I'm living day to day.
I'm single. I've got a daughter who's studying and now I'm
almost on the streets.
Oh, yeah. Get used to it and watch me zipped by in my
trailer. So
we have 51% and getting larger of student you know, grad
students, because this is the this is the group that that
doesn't mind going out and causing a ruckus. Well, they
got nothing better to do and there's no more weed. We can't
drive to Holland and bring
any weed and only go to Portugal if you can get over the hill.
Yeah, there's no
Portuguese it's gonna break something. There's no more weed.
So this is not this is a distance but let me let me give
you grief shaping up as a bad thing. By the way. I did send
the last show that guy finally Garcia finally got back a hold
of me. Yeah. Oh, good. He's
alive. He's okay. Yeah,
he's doing well, he's gonna He's gonna have some reports for us
have gotten laid and forgot to
listen to the show or something like that. So Greece, is now the
so they have no money, as we know. And they've actually
looted the university funds and the pension funds. And you know,
that's not even really being reported. They're going to
provide 250 million euros and emergency funds to its
electricity providers, because people aren't paying their
electric bills anymore, frankly, because they can't. And they
have to give this money to the electrical companies to prevent
a California style energy crisis. Now, that's a double
that has a double meaning there, because one that I guess what
they're saying is rolling blackouts. And just the like
now, now your electricity is going to get turned off. And to
of course, the California energy crisis was a scam by Enron. So
there's like a double meaning there. Yeah, this is rigged to
but an increasing number of consumers stopped paying their
electricity bills after the government started collecting a
1.7 billion euro property tax through the electric companies.
Remember, they did that. And it's like now the tie if you
wanted to have your utilities on, then you had to pay it. And
as a part of your payment, your property taxes were jacked onto
your electric rates, and people just couldn't afford it anymore.
This is very interesting, because this is now being used
in the United States. And this is a real a real problem. In Las
Cruces, New Mexico, where the White Sands are where we
visited, they are now tying the nonpayment of traffic camera
violations to your utilities. So if you don't pay your your
traffic camera violation so you you speed or no you go a little
bit over the I've had this happen where you you move
forward We're gonna need a little bit over the line and
then you got flashed even though you're not driving. If you don't
pay that they will turn off your electricity. In America, this is
happening.
Yeah. Well, this is because the many of these operations have
been taken over by, you know, they're trying to privatize
everything. Yeah. Scammers get hold of these. I mean, San
Francisco, for example, it's not the courts anymore that do
parking tickets. Some company. Oh, yeah. So you can't really
appeal to anybody Act basically really it either you didn't get
a ticket was unfair. Well, Screw you. Screw you care. So anyway,
they have this kind of this also going on with the prison systems
that keep trying to privatize all the prisons. So you
saw the news now 7 million people who are if they're not in
jail, they're under the incarceration umbrella. So that
means that they're either they have ankle bracelets, yeah, a
buddy of mine moneymaker? Oh, yeah, buddy must be an awesome
about before, check it out. So he, he had a DUI, which, of
course, he's in a hole, and he deserved a ticket. And then he
got stopped again. And he had, I think, you know, he says he had
two beers doesn't matter. I mean, you shouldn't be drinking
at all. So I condemn Him for that. And but, you know, he
said, Well, you know, I let me do a blood test. And they
arrested him on the spot, took them down, never did the blood
test, never. But you know, he gets another hit on his record.
And one more and he's going to jail, and he deserves, he
deserves to go to jail for it. But here's the thing,
if he didn't do any of it, well, he can't prove you know,
they never took the regardless, after the second one. They put a
breathalyzer starter thing on his on his car. And so that cost
him you know, 1500 bucks, so he can't start his car. And he's a
doctor, by the way, can't start his car without breathing into
the tube. And so he had been out drinking one night. And you
know, now we just had someone take him home. So the next
morning, he gets into his car, and it registers him as still
having residual residual alcohol. And it has nothing to
do with the level just any alcohol because it states he is
forbidden to drink. You hear what I'm saying? He's forbidden
to drink is forbidden drinking anywhere. Whether he's getting
in a car or not is a violation of his sentence.
Seems like a doesn't seem right.
Show me the paperwork he is forbidden to do. It's the same
thing that Lindsay Lohan went through, which was the training
for us member. She got to she had an ankle bracelet. And she
you know, she had a drink. And then it went off. And then she
had to go back to court again. This is a difference between if
you get caught again, driving with alcohol going to jail,
which is deserved, and forbidding someone to drink?
Well, anyway, so now he got like a violation light, the car
wouldn't start. And so he has to, you know, then he has to
call them they give him a code to reset it. And he gets $150
Fine. per violation. It's nuts. Whole thing is a big scam.
The whole thing's a big scam, but dubbed had parking tickets
in San Francisco right now are 65 to $100. For parking in a
meter,
well, anyway, we're just telling people stuff they already know
we don't need to, we don't need to delve into that. That doesn't
help. So Germany is going to take over all of Europe,
congratulations, start spreading unseated Deutsch because you're
going to need it, if you brought them on 502 which is I want my
bike back. It's too bad, too bad Nazi joke, but it's still a big,
good language, because it's one that you know, doesn't
necessarily get people to, to want to have sex, or necessarily
get them laid, because it's such a rough sounding tough language,
which is good for the show, apparently. Since that's the key
to success. I will say, though, I think getting laid is
I was in Berlin for quite a while we were considering
opening Emilio office, you know, a couple of years ago, and I
thoroughly enjoyed working with the Germans. I mean, they're
really nice people. It's just this Merkel business. And, and
the central bankers and you know, the, the Deutsche, the
former Deutsche Bank, these are just a holes that just it's a
total takeover. And they're laughing at you. If you look at
the Greek newspapers, they've got pictures of an angle and
Merkel with a swastika on her sleeve. And it's not the first
time that the Germans have screwed Greece. I might point
out a lot of people who remember the previous time are still
alive. And they're waving their flag saying, Hey, come on. We
can't have this happen again. President Obama should implement
a no fly zone.
Oh, no, it's just, uh, I think you're, yeah, well, we'll be
following this. Obviously, you can't
say I'm completely off my rocker is
on the show for ever since we started dissecting the EU and
what they're up to, and what they're trying to do. Well, I
don't think it's gonna work out.
Well, well, let's but the Schengen thing, it's a big deal,
because there were two sets selling points. One was, we all
have the same money, you don't have to exchange it. And the
other one is, you don't have to show your passport. Those were
the big selling points. And now they're closing down the
passport part. Well, there's only one more thing you need to
change. And let's just screw y'all, you're out. We have the
Nordic heroes. So we'll be up here with the Netherlands and
with parts of Scandinavia, the parts that are in well, they've
been
taken a number of runs at trying to close the borders again, then
they if you remember, they did over a year ago, they tried to
get this thing to fall apart when they had these refugees
that came over on boats from Libya or, or Tunisia or, or, or
Egypt. And then they they all went to Italy because that's
where they you know, there's some connection there
historically. And so they go there and they attended, we
don't know, out right now this just started gravitating all
over Europe.
They stuck on an island down there in Italy. First. They got
on
boats, and they were just saying that we can go anywhere. And I
said no, no, you can so they were there. But that never
caught on is a general impetus to shut down all the borders.
But the pot might. Yeah.
The pot is this the way in to get everyone? No, no, you can't
have any bits a lot of attention. Yeah, yeah. Well,
there you
go. So by we're just finishing up the do over the Saturday,
there was the correspondents dinner in Washington, and I have
some clips that I'll play later by dude, there was one pot
related clip that is actually interesting. Yeah,
this is what happened for those who don't know. And I watched
this and I didn't even pull clips. So the new John was
would. There's the they call it the prom. It is the annual
circle jerk where the corrupted mainstream media brings in a
bunch of their little slaves. It's like Kim Kardashian, and
Lindsay Lohan and members of their members of their biggest
rated shows. So it's a big celebrity
lobby for correspondents. Now. It's a celebrity Shindig,
which this year, ABC, of course who have been completely they
rolled lay down and rolled over for the administration. We know
that the sister of the President of ABC News is a special adviser
to the President. So they're completely compromised, they'll
do whatever they need that just course. And so Jimmy Kimmel, of
course has ABC, which is why you know he got him and why did it
why they choose Jimmy Kimmel because he's ABC. And I have to
say before we get into it. So first the President does his
shtick and this supposed to be irony and funniness? And then
Jimmy Kimmel gets on. This was the worst thing I've ever seen.
It was basically two guys just reading a bunch of jokes. It was
like open mic night at the Comedy Store. And they will just
keep going. They will just keep going. It's like Oh, this one
fell on his face. I'll keep going connection.
No, he did. He definitely Kimbo plowed through the jokes.
So did Obama Obama had nothing joke after Joe re
I think Obama was not not. And
usually he's good. But it just shows the guy would be equally
as good or as bad as just a comedian. He could just be a
comedian.
Actually, in a pre show, Kimbo suggested that he could Yeah, I
saw that. So Kim will have a lot of jokes. Some of them were
funny, and some of them were just dogs and I do have a best
of date that there's only four or five that I thought were
hilarious. And I have that as the end to show clip where we
can play it now.
No one will do that in the show. Because let's do this. The
mainstream media will be showing us all day long. It's like haha,
how funny was we had our little circle Jerrica little Ricci
funny.
But anyway, right in the middle of the thing. Kimball decides to
go after Obama on pot, and he gets visibly nervous. Yeah, it
was good one. Oh, Harry. Yes.
I do have one real question for you, Mr. President. What's with
the marijuana crackdown. I mean, seriously, what is the concern?
We will deplete the nation's funding supply. You know, pot
smokers vote to sometimes a week after the election but they
vote. Let's take a quick poll. I would like everyone in this room
to raise you raise your hand if you've never smoked pot look at
Brit Hume. He's high right now. Good line. He's on his fourth
Almond macaroon? Mr. President, I hope you don't think I'm out
of line here. But marijuana is something that real people care
about. And the fact that you believe Speaker Boehner when he
tells you he still has control of his party leads me to believe
that you must be smoking some crazy great weed yourself. Woody
Harrelson just woke up.
So I think you will not see that on all the replays on all the
networks. They won't play that one. And the reason why I got
such a big laughs is because all these eight holes who were
sitting there know that they're not reporting on the true
scandal that is taking place.
Yeah, no, I agree. I thought that was what camo was visibly
shaken. Yeah. And out of sorts as he went through that little
bit. And then he ended it. And then he got back into the joke.
Joke. Joke. Joke joke. And but that part was like, Whoa, that's
interesting. That's his one. You know, that's his one coal bear
moment. Yeah, where he's not gonna get invited back. No,
no, no, no, never the whole thing. And then they'll go back
to Leno. And then the President's making jokes about
being born in Hawaii. And it's just like, Ah, you're making
jokes about some really serious things that are really being
questioned. And it's just everyone who was there should
you know should just be on the list. And when it's our turn, we
round them up and we shoot them.
So So I do have two Obama clips that we can pull one he was
making a lot of fun of his situation with dogs.
I didn't think that was funny. I thought his joke was dumb. Where
I thought I think the whole dog eating thing is a complete
distraction. I can't be well, you're corrupting our program
with
a Obama pit bull joke. It's short.
Even Sarah Palin is getting back into the game guest hosting on
the Today Show. Which reminds me of an old saying what's the
difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? A Pitbull is
delicious.
thing that that went through my mind. And I think because they
kept showing Michelle Obama and she was going like, oh, no, you
didn't? Oh, no, you did. And she had one of those. Yeah. Was
because you eat a pit bowl. But you don't eat Sarah Palin. I
mean, I could only think of just Yeah, it was like the delude.
It was kind of subtext to that joke is Yeah, little Yeah, I
noticed that too. But I think I'll tell you what I'd rather
eat. Yeah, that guy. And he did have one, I thought poignant,
little jab against the Huffington Post, which was
definitely somebody's paying attention.
Plenty of journalists are here tonight. I'd be remiss if I
didn't congratulate the Huffington Post on their
Pulitzer Prize. You deserve it, Arianna. There is no one else
out there linking it to the kinds of hard hitting
journalism, that HuffPo is linking to every single day.
And you don't pay them. That's a great business model.
I was that was good. pandering topper was good. And you don't
pay them. That's a great visit, which is true.
Well, the Huffington Post did win the Pulitzer Prize for some
actual journalism from David Wood, where I was, you know,
there was a beyond the battlefield, but it was all
about veterans and with more propaganda, you know, that's
what it was basically just paint the whole thing. The whole
thing. I just, I, you know, when Jimmy Kimmel listed, at the end
there, he listed all the people who in the room, advertisers, he
said, you know, sponsors, all the big waves. I'm like, if Al
Qaeda ever wanted to do something good, that was the
room to bomb right there. Just blow them all up all of them.
Can you imagine what a beautiful world that would have been the
next day?
Ah, yeah, we've been completely in a fascist state.
I mean, I don't want to be, you know, I don't want to I don't
condone violence. But wow, that was just douchebag heaven. And
then it was douchebags on parade. And then yes, no, thank
you. And then to have Kim Kardashian there. Oh, I mean, do
you make?
Well, if you looked, I looked at the guest list. And it would be
you look at like Bloomberg guest list. And it wasn't anybody from
Bloomberg. It was all these celebrities. You look at CBS, it
was all well, where's the correspondence here? They're in
the back by the way, that's possibly the writers that
corresponds into the back of the room and the front's all these
celebrities that shouldn't even be at this event. Okay, so the
first place so
while all these were all the news media who are giving you
this crap while They were out partying. And of course, you
know, it's not just the what you saw on television, there's big
parties after all this before and after is huge. Everyone's
getting hammered. David Gregory, you know, he
did some awards. Just Google had some big party for these. The
whole thing
is, it's like screwed. So you're lucky we're here. Meanwhile
CISPA passed the House. And but with amendments, and I'd like to
point out a few of the amendments are worse, shall I?
Did you read them? Because I've got the amendments here. So all
right. So there were 910 16 amendments, and two of them.
Three of them caught my eye. amendment number five. So for
those you don't know, Cisco, and we read this document, and this
is not so much about copyright protection. This is about the
government being in your network, in your email in your A
and your commercial companies, private companies providing
access sharing with the government. And the reasons why
comes up in amendment number six, from quail of Arizona issue
of California, Thompson of California and Brown of Georgia,
would limit the use of shared cyber threat information to five
purposes only are you ready for them? John, five purposes only.
Purpose number one, cybersecurity. That's not broad
at all. Luckily, number two, investigation and prosecution of
cybersecurity crimes. Point number three, protection of
individuals from danger of death or physical injury, that that
bands this show what I just said about that room. Number four,
protection of minors from physical or psychological harm,
ie, bullying, number five, protection of the national
security of the United States. And there's an elaboration under
amendment number six that I want to go to. So so I just gave you
the highlights. That's how it will be reported in the news.
But let's expand on that. So we have cybersecurity purposes,
investigation and prosecution of cybersecurity crimes. And then
for the protection of individuals from the danger of
death or serious bodily harm and the investigation and
prosecution of crimes involving such danger of death or serious
bodily harm. So anything I just said I could be investigated
for. They could Snoop everyone's packets, you're in the chat
room, you're all valid. Now under the protecting minors, the
expanded stipulation for the protection of minors from child
pornography, any risk of sexual exploitation and serious threats
to the physical safety of such minor including kidnapping and
trafficking and the investigation and prosecution of
crimes involving child pornography, any risk of sexual
exploitation and serious threats to the physical safety in
minors, including kidnapping and trafficking in any crime
referred to in United States Code Title 18. Including
psychological threat. That is bullying. So if you bully
someone if you post a comment that is snarky is trollee
yourself. You're fair game. You are fair game. So
if you put post a comment that says you suck, yeah, well, no,
you
suck and you gotta cause some it's got to be a little more
than that. It's got to be
I would hurt someone's feelings.
Try this. You suck. You fag that would that would do. Oh, that's
that lobbyists.
But this is the gulag, you know that we thought the brown
shirts, we're gonna march in the streets and we got all our guns
and ammo, useless. Useless. We can't shoot them on the
internet. I can hold on a second. Because they're common.
They are coming for you now. Now another little thing that no one
even talked about was the cybersecurity Enhancement Act
that passed. How come no one's talking about that. This is HR
2096. I was not law yet but it passed the Senate. And this is
wouldn't be
an HR if it was passing in the Senate. It already passed the
Senate now was passed by the House and it had to be some s
now
this. It has already passed in the Senate. Now it is passed in
the House. So now it goes on to become law. And this is the
Cyber Security Enhancement Act. act of 2012 Whenever I hear the
word enhancement unless it's about my penis, I'm very worried
findings. The cybersecurity policy guy from
Texas who did it by the way, Mr. McCall,
McCall. The cybersecurity review published by the president may
2009 concluded that our Information Technology
communications infrastructure is vulnerable and has suffered
intrusions that have allowed criminals to steal hundreds of
millions of dollars and nation states and other entities to
steal intellectual property and sensitive military information.
Wow, how come I didn't hear about that on the news? Did you
know all that? No, no, no, no later than 180 days after the
date of enactment of this act, the president shall transmit to
Congress do doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. A report addressing
the cybersecurity workforce needs of the federal government.
Here's the Gulag. That's what this should be called the Gulag
Act. The report shall include an examination of the current state
of and the projected needs of federal cybersecurity workforce,
including a comparison of the different agencies and
departments and an analysis of the capacity of such agencies
and departments to meet those needs. This bill then goes on to
anyway this
has not passed the Senate.
Oh, no, no. The original 2011 Act has passed. This is the
enhancement to it. I'm sorry.
That this has has Okay, not Yeah, it still has two steps to
go before it doesn't matter.
Because no one's talking about it. So it's gonna pan out. Yeah,
math, right. So what this is about is building an entire
cybersecurity force of brown shirts. Oh, cool. And it will be
done through a huge number of grants through scholarships. So
we're pandering to the Scholastic educational,
oh, we have complex and that's actually a real good gimmick, if
you think about it, because they've made college so
affordable, that people will gravitate toward any sort of
money, Cypress, tricky
cyber security University industry Task Force. Again, no
later than 180 days of the enactment, the Director of the
Office of Science and Technology and policy shall convened a task
force to explore mechanisms for carrying out collaborative
research, development, education and training activities for
cybersecurity, through a consortium or other appropriate
entity, with participants from institutions of higher education
and industry, they're all going to get together, they're going
to create these brown shirts, because that'll be the only job
you can go to college, and you can learn to fly a drone. Or you
can learn how to fight cybercrime. The taskforce shall
develop options for a collaborative model and an
organized organizational structure for such entity under
which the joint research and development activities could be
planned. So when you have r&d, that is literally money flowing
from the government, under the as grants to educational
institutions. So they're paying to educate an entire cyber army
that works for the feds. And just for you, I highlighted one
more thing because I thought you'd like it cloud computing
strategy. In general, the director in collaboration with
the Federal CIO Council, which includes the guy the Federal CIO
Council does not include bending off? I think it does from
Salesforce. I don't know, I'm pretty sure that Google it, in
consultation with other relevant federal agencies and
stakeholders from the private sector shall continue to develop
and encourage the implementation of a comprehensive strategy for
the use and adoption of cloud computing services by the
federal government. There you go.
Pitches asking for trouble for cybersecurity opera Oh, no,
no, no, no, no, because in carrying out the strategy
developed under subsection A, the director shall give
consideration to activities that accelerate the development and
collaboration with the private sector, ie Salesforce, of
standards that address interoperability and portability
of cloud computing services. In other words, you use the cloud
the government flips the switch there in
well, you know, the problem with this this kind of hand wringing
is that they already do this.
Well, it's just making it legal. Yeah. And this is all in the
show notes 404 dot n a show notes.com. Both the
cybersecurity Enhancement Act and the CISPA amendments are PDF
files under clips and stuff and they are marked up there for
your convenience for sharing around the office. This by the
way unlikely to get delayed if you're walking around talking
about this people are gonna nail Yeah, no, you're done. You're
crazy. You're crazy. Never
Yeah, you're done. You'll
never get a black list never get laid. But we do this so you
don't have to.
I amused by the you know Oh, you guessed before the show. You
mentioned I couldn't get you the clips today through my normal
email because the attachment mechanism is not working for
some reason. So I, I decided to use FTP to go to Gmail is so
great that then the be tracked a lot easier the feds will these
may be interested in this, which is probably true. I wasn't
thinking I was thinking about it at the time. So yeah, you know,
they probably Gmail is probably just monitored, like, it's
probably a straight pipe into the NSA. Sure.
Well, we know it is the NSA is already there working together,
they they admit it, they just don't tell you how they're
working together because that could compromise a national
security, of course. Now, while we're on the topic, I'm
gonna send all my clips through Gmail from now on, because I
think at least we have some entertainment value on the other
end. And you
should mark it up by saying, hey, hey, listen to this one in
particular. So while we're on the topic of the educational
brown shirt gulag, the President now he's already been doing this
whole loan thing and, and dividing the country once again,
and Republicans bad and whatever, you know, basically
get the bank's more money, don't let people go bankrupt. All this
stuff is like, and then he comes out with an executive order,
which, when this was not just a little Executive Order, like I
command the to do this. Now this had sections and general
provisions and specifications and stipulations, and it was the
subject of his weekly podcast, not the bed pa best podcast in
the universe. In fact, his podcast is the worst podcast in
the universe. No one watches it. The average 700 views a week.
This is his weekly address, I clipped a little relevant piece
from it, see if you can catch what's going on with this.
That's progress. But it's not enough to just help our veterans
and service members afford school. We need to make sure
they have all the tools they need to make an informed
decision when it comes to picking the right program. The
sad truth is that there are people out there who are less
interested in helping our men and women in uniform getting
ahead and more interested in making a buck. They bombard
potential students with emails and pressure them into making a
quick decision. Some of them steer recruits towards high
interest loans and mislead them about credit transfers and job
placement programs. One of the worst examples was a college
recruiter who visited a Marine barracks and enrolled Marines
with brain injuries so severe that some of them couldn't
recall what courses the recruiter had signed them up
for. That's appalling. It's disgraceful. And even though the
vast majority of schools do the right thing, we need to guard
against the bad actors who don't. That's why on Friday, I
signed an executive order making life a whole lot more secure for
our service members, veterans and their families, and whole
lot tougher for anyone who tries to prey on them. We're making
sure veterans and service members get a simple fact sheet.
It's called no before you owe, that lays out all the
information they need about financial aid and paying for
college. We're requiring schools to offer counseling to help
students finish their degree, even if they have to move or
deploy. And we're stepping up our efforts to fight dishonest
recruiters by strengthening the rules but who can come on base
and make it easier to file complaints?
Okay, do you understand what's going on there?
Well, they're gonna have a pamphlet.
Yes, the executive order, there's a lot of language for
just a pamphlet, relevant. Section four E, establish new
uniform rules and strengthen existing procedures for access
to military installations by educational institutions. I
could go on, but here's the deal. You know, other school
except the ones that play ball, and the big ones will be allowed
to go on to bases to recruit people under the extended gi
bills. This is a huge windfall for the established universities
that play along. So if you and I start the no agenda, university,
and we want to teach people something useful, which
possible, you know, we could teach you how to be a real
journalist. We would not be allowed on base to recruit. This
is a huge deal. military recruits for under GI Bill
provisions is big. It's
yeah, that's a lot of money, hundreds of millions of what
what he was annoyed by supposedly is I would, I would
think it's like the University of Phoenix or one of the they
mentioned it in another report. Yeah, yeah. Some, and they made
a point of it for profit schools coming on base and then selling
these guys on their programs. Now, that said, what, what has
changed, that you've noticed over the past, I don't know,
five or six years when we have like 720% increase in tuition
fees at at any university. They've all looked at the for
profit model and said, We can do that. Yeah. Yeah. ratchet it up.
Now. It's cost us same ad with those for profit schools are
actually kind of expensive. Now, some of them are better priced.
And then the big universities Thank you. And it's like, it's
just the whole thing. Now obviously the big universities
have got a little more Poland, they took a bomb aside and said,
Look, these guys are screwing with us these. These University
of Phoenix guys is the biggest school thing in the country.
Exactly. We got it. We can't
We can't have that. This is our this is our deal. We want
government
to help us compete.
I had to think about that for a second. Yeah, I like that. We
want government to help us compete. That good one. Good
one. Let me roll out one more Obama clip that was just
annoying. He went to Fort. Was it for Georgia think that where
he went? With Michelle?
Yeah, I don't know. It was some middle of nowhere place.
I think it was for George. Now whenever the First Lady. I see
was this. Let me just see if this is I think it's Fort
Stewart. I'm sorry, Fort Stewart. Whenever the and we've
played clips over and over of him doing this. And I don't
understand how that how I mean why this is his this is only
joke. When he gets on after Michelle. What does he say?
What does he say? He always
says you got to marry up. You got to improve the GPL she She's
the best. Well, once again, Fort Stewart. Everybody continues.
So please join me in welcoming your strongest advocate advocate
your commander in chief about President. My husband Barack
Obama.
Hello, everybody. Oh, it is good to be here for store. First of
all. i How about the First Lady Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama,
First Lady. Hello, everybody. Marissa. She is a tough act to
follow. Haven't heard that one before.
Gentlemen, this. Let me just explain to you Your goal is to
improve your gene pool by marrying somebody who is
superior to you.
Same joke.
Shade, does that show constantly and it still gets a big laugh?
I mean, of course, no one no one there is listening to this show.
You could probably play it over and over again. i He uses a
trick as the speakers trick, which is interesting. He
immediately yells out hellos Fort Stewart, and then within
the two sentences, He says it again. So he doesn't blow it.
Because that'll put it fresh enough into his brain that he
can get through the whole speech without all of a sudden saying
Fort Benning.
Right, Fort Dix Fort Knox. Hello, Fort Knox. Oh, Fort
Knox. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. And no word, of course about Ron Paul, not a single
report on these six and a half to 7000 people who attended his
rally at University of Texas, huge event. Huge of I mean, I, I
could play clips over and over and over at all. No, it wasn't
even really covered here in Austin. I want specifically
now know that he's a Texas native where he is.
But on the other hand, you know, he's he's giving everybody a run
for the money. He's picking up delegates. But he wants to talk
about No, of course not. Oh, and by the way, the FCC very
interesting ruling on, let me see where is it on Friday? Why
are you doing in me? What did I do on Friday? What did I do?
You're pausing so I just doing me and the broadcaster's have
been pushing against this. But the FCC commission voted two to
one Friday morning to require broadcasters to post political
ad data online. So the public can see how the $3.2 billion in
political ad spending is being placed. Now there's some things
they have to provide. They have to provide let me just bring it
up here. The pricing the times if they refuse any ads and why.
Hold on a second.
Okay. Well, we'll start with the premise that the FCC is in
Obama's pocket. So this is somehow to benefit Oh, Obama,
and I would suspect is because Obama's not getting the kind of
money he expected to get. And they're worried sick about all
this big PAC money coming in. And so they're gonna hold the
feet, the network's feet to the fire about certain things like
when, for example, moveon.org notoriously makes these really
weird ads and they get bumped, they will play on a lot of these
networks, right. And so now that's going to be well, and
here's how they're going to do it. Because what they didn't
say, and this is what the what the broadcast industry is
talking about, which I still track, they didn't talk about,
there was no stipulations to how you submit the information. So
apparently, the stations will just hand in printed sheets,
which will then be scanned into PDFs making it non searchable,
you can't put it into a database. And this is going to
be a lot it's going to be remember the Fed documentation
that Bloomberg uncovered. And it was just reams and reams and
reams of data. It'll take until next election four years to sort
through it all. So there'll be cherry picking, as you pointed
out, showing, oh, you know, these, these eight holes didn't
take it, oh, look at all these super PACs. So it'll be used as
a tool, instead of the open access, which it should be, and
these broadcasters should be required to put this information
out in a structured data format. So that independent people,
because of course, you know, the media won't do it. Independent
people can go in and search and really get some valuable data
from it, instead of just going to be scanned PDFs, that will be
not OCR. You know, it's just going to be a picture a JPEG.
And that's okay. So as the FCC, we don't care, as long as Yeah,
it's gonna be used as leverage for Obama. Yeah. Now you go. So
one little red thing I wanted to just bring him before we go to
our segment, Saturday's
New York Times you're wiping your butt,
just showing that I actually have the paper in front of me by
wrinkling it. They had this really interesting, people
should look at it as a Charles M below column from Saturday. And
it's a chart of what apparently came out of the survey of young
Americans attitudes towards politics, towards politics and
the public than out of Harvard, which is fairly complete. These
kids, essentially, what they think is important, what's not
important. I'm going to name that just as a little test. So
I'm going to name five things. And you tell me if you think the
kids think this is very, very important, or just give me the
order. There's about 20 of these things on here, but I'm gonna
give you the five and you tell me, what would be the one that's
the most important to them? And what's the least important hold
on as adults? Creating jobs and lowering the unemployment rate,
developing a comprehensive immigration policy that'll be to
one of those who won Well, let's do one at a time. Okay.
So what do you think it's gonna be scale? What's three answers
you get either? It's, it would, it's very, very important. It's
just in the middle. Nobody gives a shit or nobody read or it's at
the very bottom. They really don't give a crap. Okay. Okay.
I'm read writing jobs and lowering unemployment.
Creating jobs, Laura. I think that's very important. Right.
Okay.
We both have a bill.
I have the buzzer though.
Developing a comprehensive immigration policy.
unimportant. No one cares. Right. This is pretty, pretty
intuitive. One. Okay. Keep going. Okay,
combating the impacts of climate change.
very, extremely important. Ah,
ring the hall. This is the last on the list. They have no
interest. Oh, great. Well, good.
There's hope that was at the bottom.
And I'm sure this was highlighted in the report. This
is really important. Oh, no, no. Okay. They just kind
of mentioned it here in there. All right, next. Oh, yeah.
Here's this. This one here is pretty funny. Let me get the
recording down protecting individual liberties from
government. completely unimportant. Actually, it's in
the middle. Oh, okay. I get half a point. Yeah, you do get half a
point. And finally creating Well, no, I wanted to give you
that one. Just too easy. Addressing Social Security.
unimportant. Now in the middle again. Okay. Well, all right.
Well, you got a big one. But you missed the climate change when
there's
climate change. That's the only reason I did that by Western. So
I'm saying you should have done climate change as the fifth one.
Would have been
funnier. It wouldn't had a punch line. You're right. It does
suck.
What did you do right Kimmel's jokes too. Yeah, no joking
matter of course
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Ah, I have some that I've been working on. So do you mind?
I can't find the clips anyway. So yeah, go on.
Alright. So on the previous episode, when I told the farmer
that I spit on them, I really started digging deep. And I
received some of the 11 emails from people who went through the
exact same cycle and I think I'm onto something.
Ah, yeah, this is good.
Okay. So here's the cycle. You, woman, a woman goes to the
doctor's office. She goes in for a regular pap smear. And which
means she's being tested primarily for HPV, the human
papilloma, mono Lalo. I can't say it. It's the pre cancer
thing you could get, which by the way is an STD you can only
get it from having sex with somebody, but that's neither
here nor there. I don't want to get into the validity of it. And
then you go home and then usually just before the weekend
or after weekend, you get a call to oh, well, yeah, it was kind
of inconclusive. You know, just maybe precancerous and we really
have to do a biopsy. Woman Goes back to the doctor's office has
a very uncomfortable procedure, where there's and I'm now I'm
schooling this stuff, because I did a lot of research on
Saturday. But it's not fun. They snip a little piece, they send
that off, then you wait for a week, you're freaking out. You
don't know who to tell what not to tell you. It's very very
uncomfortable. There's 1000s of stories of people like you even
getting divorces in this period, because you're already stressed
and and how did I get this? HPV it's an STD you must have been
cheating on me all kinds of crazy stuff. And then it turns
out all your negative you don't have cancer, but you know what,
you should really take this Gardasil shot at 400 bucks,
because you know, that'll protect you in the future. And I
have received 11 emails so far and from our audience, just from
our audience in a what, four day period three day period, I think
that's that's a pretty high percentage of people saying I
had exactly the same thing happened. My aunt, my niece, my
mom, my sister exactly the same. Now, so I went in, and I've got
to find how this is working. And I've stumbled on to some
interesting bits that I want to share, and then I have a call, I
could need some help. So first article, recently approved HPV
test may prompt unnecessary surgical biopsies on women.
Because they've changed the way this test works. The HPV test is
no longer you know, like they take some goop put it on a
Microsoft's microscope slide and look at it and that no, no, it's
all done with a scanner job that's done with a medical
device. And a new medical device came on the market a couple of
years ago. And because there's basically there's a couple of
devices that do this, we have the device from Kaya, Jen, we
have the was the other day of two devices, I'm sorry, but a
new one came on the market, from her logics and their devices
called service Sta. And I read from the FDA approval notice,
their service to HTA system automates the HPV test providing
higher throughput, improved chain of custody and accurate
results. And this, of course, is from the chief executive. So um,
like higher throughput that's interesting. So they're really
trying to crank it up. And it turns out that whole logics, who
make the this test, which is relatively new, and only test
for a couple of HPV strains is 400 of them, but they only test
for two which of course, will be the ones that you need the
Gardasil for. They have a very tight relationship with Merck.
In fact, Merck has paid them for placement of some of these
devices at doctors offices. And Merck, of course, is, you know,
Hologic, they do breast cancer scan devices. They're small
company for medical pharmaceutical, only 700 million
a year in revenue, so they're very small compared to Merck.
But they have a very, very tight agreement. And in fact, so tight
that Merck and Hologic are now going to Africa together, to go
and scan and shoot. And this is all paid for by the GAVI
Alliance. And the GAVI Alliance, GA VI, is let me just give you
the names of the donors of the GAVI Alliance, Australia,
Brazil, Canada, Denmark, the European community, France,
Germany, basically everyone, including United States, and
United Kingdom, and right there, the Bill and Melinda Gates
Foundation, so they basically pay for this scam to take place,
and I even found an article here the trend towards disease
management is forging alliances between device manufacturers and
pharmaceutical houses that may ultimately benefit both the
patient and the corporate bottom line. The underlying strategy of
these partnerships makes use of diagnostic products to increase
demand for drug treatments. This is literally this is just out
there. This is from the pharmaceutical industry
literally saying, and this is from the medical device and
diagnostics industry website, literally saying, Hey, this is
so cool, because you team up as a drug maker, you team up with
the guy who do the tests, and then I mean there's no cotton
there's no possibility for conflict could there John could
be any possible With the for any conflict whatsoever, what do you
think? So what I was really looking for was, of course,
somewhere, it's probably not in a brochure, I downloaded lots of
brochures. Because what you really want is you want a
brochure that says, hey, here's how it works, you bring him in,
you run him through the bogus device, and you tell him to get
a biopsy, which by the way, once, once you failed the HPV
test, then your insurance company is looking at $5,000
over the lifespan of your policy, because then you get,
you have to come back and do more tests on a regular basis,
of course, is the biopsy, which is 1000 bucks right off the bat.
And then boom, there it is, of course, you get your Gardasil,
which is a bonanza for everybody. So what I'm looking
for, and this is the call out, because I think we had this is
the kind of stuff we could uncover a huge scam. If we can
get one whistleblower one person to say, you know, it really is a
scam. And it's an insurance fraud is what it is. And it's a
way to get the number one selling drug for Merck. Now the
number one selling drug, this is now reported, which is Gardasil,
to get that shot into people who don't need it pop. So I'm
looking, and I've got a lot of stuff from people from in the
medical industry, they are sending the emails, but we need
a whistleblower, someone who says, yeah, and we'll protect
your identity 100%. But we need a whistleblower. So we can blow
the lid off this thing. Because instead of fighting about the
validity of this so called vaccine, we need to uncover the
scam that is being used to sell it to people who don't need it,
and by hurting women, because a biopsy is not without risk,
hurting women to sell this drug. And I enjoy the idea that the
manufacturer of the test accepts money from the producer of the
drug that is provided after the test shows a false positive, in
my mind is repulsive.
Well, you're just making accusations based on on
supposition. What was you know,
they gave them money, they gave them money, what do you notice
that it's not a supposition, I have
a conflict of interest, I just want to give people another
option. I'm watching this, which is what I'm trying to get people
another option in terms of how they want to deal with this. The
stock symbol is H O LX. So if you're like worth a lot of
money, you can sink the company or you can invest in them and
just say, you know, this is just the way it goes. Because we're
not going to get the goods on these guys. So you might as well
be get some of your money back. This stock the stock is set up
to go up. I'm looking at the charts right now. Oh, really?
It's set to go up? Yeah. So what are you recommending?
I wouldn't write why can't recommend people buy stocks?
Because that's illegal. I'm just saying they should look at the
stock
to make money off of it.
Would that's the reason you look at stocks.
That was that gonna help expose the fraud?
It's not. I'm just saying I'm assuming we're not going to
expose any the fraud because it's too hard. Do get we just
met whistleblowers. If you haven't noticed, not that I'm
discouraging whistleblowing. The Obama administration has been
the absolute worst. Yeah, it's notorious for for not
sympathizing with whistleblowers because they are encouraging
massive corruption by being this way. And you know, and also
cracking down on the marijuana people as pointed out in the
correspondents dinner. And because of the conditions out
there as we speak, I would just go along with the program and
invest in the company.
Okay, so the idea is invest in the company make a douche bag
full of money, and then print some stickers. I like your idea,
John. Very good.
I'm just giving people the second they are here fighting
evil look at the company. I'm here fighting evil and
and you are like wringing your hands. Like hey, curry just gave
me a good stock tip. This is great. This thing's positioned
to go up. I'm gonna make a killing.
Anybody does make a killing. We would appreciate some kickback.
Since they're taking it back to Merck there. Yeah, the other way
around. You go. No, no, I think you're right onto something.
It's just it's a completely correct. You pointed out the
last show. This is so corrupt and it's true. You shouldn't be
just getting biopsies left and right. No.
In fact, if there's somebody
is to take a scalpel and chunk off a piece of you, I think
they'll test it. I
think the curry Devorah consulting group should start
doing biopsies. The non painful biopsy. Yeah, we do check you
with our special microscope.
Yeah, buys the stirrups.
Anyway, just this just I just want women to know we love you
and we're looking out for you and for your daughters and for
your mothers and everybody. And, you know, I've had women in my
life go through this. It's it's very, very upsetting. It's
mental stress. It's huge mental stress. And if it's a scam,
people should go to jail for it. They really, they really, really
should. And this high throughput of testing, please. And the FDA
just whipped the just go ahead and approve that. It's shaky at
best.
No, it's corrupt. It's corrupt. There you go. Yeah, it's
corrupt. I mean, if you could find 10 people that had that
have, there's a script, obviously, that was given to
doctors.
I'd love to get it if I could get my hands. Yeah, that's
great. Yeah. I mean, that was my first Google was like script for
HPV.
Right? Yeah, I figured you do that. But they won't have the
script on the internet, usually. But there may be something
indicated indicative in one of the 10 KS or an annual report or
something you never know. I mean, I actually you you found a
thing about virus or about vaccines and one of the annual
reports on a PowerPoint presentation.
Oh, it's on, it's on several of them. I know I listened to the
to the actual conference call of this company with the CEO and
the weight. So they also, it wasn't really that relevant
because they're just like, oh, the business is up 75% on the
HPV scanners, it was not much in there because they're now
they're onto the breast cancer scanners. I should actually
should have clipped it because it's funny. So they have a
mammogram machine. But the analysts that call in so if
you've ever heard we played a couple of these of these endless
conference calls in the past, and they're like, hey, good
quarter guys. Listen, I just got a question about the breast
business. So that's what they call it. Yeah, our breast
business is doing great yeah, we're not gonna We're knocking
it out of the park on the breast business
yah, yah, yah, yah. Yah, alright,
so let me give a crap about the public and what's going on in
the Ukraine don't even following this about this robot the ex
Prime Minister being beaten
being beaten Yeah, well that went on for a while was going on
now
even more play the clip and then maybe we can as you build it,
start sending us stuff.
Hello again. Ukraine's former Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko
goes on trial for charges of tax evasion later on Saturday. She's
already serving a seven year jail sentence after she was
convicted of abuse of power last year. Mrs. Timoshenko is
refusing to appear in court and has started a hunger strike. She
also claims the authorities have beaten her while she has been in
prison
Julia is our president was the chant that rang out as 1000s
marched through the streets of Kyiv on Friday Hmm
So why the Russians are behind this somehow but I can't figure
out what is the goal besides just keeping this woman locked
up? Maybe to teach everybody else a lesson it's not going to
play ball wasn't what she had the one that was ahead of the
Orange Revolution wasn't she's hot one well, she doesn't look
so hot anymore. She's been beaten up
Wow. You know what? I we do have listeners who have connections
to Ukraine so please to the Ukraine not the but just
Ukraine. Please send us stuff now. This is what the show was
good at and put it on? No agenda news. network.com.
Well, actually, she was like, busted because she was too cozy
with the Russians apparently. Well, there's
I'm sure this has we're turning off gas and it all has to do
with energy. Well, let me just take a look at the map. Hold on
a second. Where exactly is it? Oh, wait a minute. Is in Ukraine
right next to Georgia? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Okay, I got you.
So there's something going on there because he on Georgia now
has their own drones we sold him some drones Hmm. Let me see
Ukraine
she was in bed with the Russians in that she was going to let the
Russians sell gas into the Ukraine with a high price higher
than normal price which really doesn't make any sense.
It may have to do with it could be a pipeline thing. Where's
Georgia? I can't find Georgia.
Maybe Georgia is Georgia south of the Ukraine wherever the
Ukraine is
yeah Ukraine and then Yeah, cuz that's the maybe it's not butted
up
against it. I'm not sure I don't have a map. Hmm.
Well, that warrants some exploits. ration for sure. I
mean, it's all near the Black Sea.
There's something up there because this is getting a lot
way too much coverage is two news stories that caught my
attention. There's that one and then the the weirdest one is the
Mi six guy. You heard about this one? Yeah, there's a two year
old story of
the guy who wound up in a body bag and
no, it was a duffel bag. Play the story is for the background.
The inquest into the death of an MI six officer has heard that it
would have been almost impossible for him to lock
himself inside a sports bag. The body of Gareth Williams was
discovered in a padlock holdall in his bath in August two years
ago, our SECURITY CORRESPONDENT Gordon Carrera reports
Gareth Williams, the intelligence officer found in a
bag for days the inquest has been tracing his final movements
a central question. Did he get inside the bag himself? Was he
put there? Hold on, I gotta get in this bag and kill myself.
You know, this is a new way for tea bag men before but this
takes the cake Hey, everybody.
This has been going on for a while Robert leather one of our
producers in the UK has been I mean it's it's one of those
stories that there's so much going on. And you know, he was
mi six and he had gay and there's you know, there's all
kinds of gay sex toys and all kinds of weird stuff covering it
all up, by the way. Thank you, Mr. Oil. I have the have the
what's going on with Ukraine. Ukraine, X pm Yulia Tymoshenko,
who was the hot one who looked like Princess Leia, with a hair
all braided up. She was jailed over a gas deal. So it is indeed
hold on a second. Here's the this is an old report from the
BBC, they'll probably be able to tell us exactly what happened.
What happened here. Oh, it's a little advertisement. So A judge
ruled ex Prime Minister had criminally exceeded her powers
when she signed a gas gas deal with the Russians in 2009. And
was about tax Eve taxes. And here's Vladimir Putin signed the
deal. He didn't uh, here we go. Here's the BBC report will tell
us nothing, but at least we'll get an idea of of what here's
what is not whatever the BBC says it's probably not the
truth. And their Flash Player blows chunks. I guess it's not
going to play. Because they're gonna play.
They're listening and it turned it off.
Like, don't let him Don't let him play that man. Don't let him
play that. Here's what Mr. Oil says
EU has sent out warnings beforehand, saying that if there
was a guilty conviction, that they couldn't guarantee that the
the agreement that's being negotiated right now would be
ratified. But once the once the sentence was handed down,
Catherine Ashman the EU foreign policy had said that it would
have profound implications for the EU Ukrainian relations. And
there was round criticism from other other capitals as well,
including Russia, which said that they spotted an anti
Russian subtext in this in the sentence, because obviously,
this was an attack on the deal that was signed back in 2009.
Okay, here's the deal. So she remediated the deal to let the
gas flow back to the European Union from Russia. But what she
did is she, she pissed off the new president, because he was
getting kickbacks. So basically, she's a whistleblower, I guess
is how we would put it. And that's why that she got thrown
in jail. That would make sense. Yeah. So that's why they keep
beating us. She's jailed for seven years.
Right now. That's just true. Another charge at her. Yeah,
thank you. Tax evasion says she's in jail.
Yeah. And you're evading taxes stay in there longer.
So they're beaten her up. I have a little
prediction for the Red Book if you'd like one. Yeah. So there
was a picture of clippity clop Lucifer, Hillary Clinton with
some Twitter CEO, Dick Costolo. And you got to wonder, why is he
there? Why, I mean, what why does he have to talk to Hillary?
Other than, I don't know, because she wants to do
something with Twitter perhaps. So I'm thinking as we're
observing the race riots, that of the forthcoming race riots,
which we believe will happen and I don't know if you saw
yesterday that actually CNN was running video and interviewing
the videographers on the 20th anniversary of the LA riots and
from 1992 So we're all the images are being put into our
mind. And and they're not even really no It's just the whole
thing is racially motivated. I think I know how they're going
to kickstart this and it all fits together. Did you hear
about this? The all this Twitter stuff about the racial slurs
regarding the Bruins know I missed that season ending goal
spurs a barrage of hate is the title. I mean I only caught this
just by chance because it caught my eye. Pioneers of racial
tolerance and sports the Boston Bruins blah, blah, blah they had
Jackie Robinson, Willie Oh, read the Jackie Robinson of hockey.
Yet they find themselves Thursday addressing hateful
racist commentary circulated by Bruins fans and others on social
media after Joel Ward, a black Ford for the Washington Capitals
scored the winning goal in overtime. Apparently, people
started tweeting racial slurs. And then I'm like, wait a
minute. Costolo is hanging out with Hillary, who's in charge of
all the technical experts. Here's what will happen. We're
going to have this Zimmerman, Trayvon Martin case. And it's
going to be triggered by racial tweets. That's what's going to
trigger it.
I like that, put it in the Red Book. And putting it in the Red
Book.
That I think is what's going to happen. And it would make so
much sense because you could do that anonymously. You can just
be some dude, some douche at the State Department or wherever.
And like, hey, let's crank this yet up. Boy. It's perfect for
that. If it was enough to get like a whole article in
boston.com, and people freaking out about it. I think this will
be good. This might have been a little test run to see how it
worked.
Yeah. That could be glad you alright, well, I'm good. Now you
just get gray. We're just wrapping up the show a little
depressing news at the end.
But let me give you some fun things then. I got two fun ones
in a row.
Well, okay, I got one. Kind of, well, maybe I should do mine
first. Okay,
go ahead. Once you got this edition, just
kind of ask the question in general. But what comes to mind
when you hear this clip about the Alameda County SWAT team.
Okay, I don't know.
Members of the Alameda County Sheriff's SWAT team are set to
take part in an elite international competition this
weekend being held in the Middle East. 11 members of the team
will be going up against some of the best in the world in the
fourth edition of the Warrior competition. Previous winners
include a US Marine unit and Austria's top counterterrorism
tactical unit. The Alameda County team appears to be the
only US law enforcement team in that competition, which is being
held in Jordan, in Jordan.
So there's a couple of the bunch of questions come to mind
because they just go on with the next story. One, why are we
sending an Alameda County team and who's paying for this guy? I
don't know if you've been to Jordan, but not recently. It's
not the cheapest place in the world to get to know in the
first place. It's cost 1000s of dollars to get there and they
get back literally and and they're sending these guys
there. What's what kind of competition is or they'd been
there? Paintball? I mean, what are they doing? Is it a
paintball game? I mean, I have no idea. Are they killing each
other? That'd be kind of interests, a Warrior
competition. I like it. And how many of these areas when Alameda
County's got Oakland? Oakland has a SWAT team Alameda County
as Berkeley Berkeley's got a SWAT team. Yeah, Alameda
County's got Alameda, Alameda why do we need all these SWAT
teams in one little air one community for and then
especially when they are not even going to be around for the
next few weeks? Because you're going to be in Jordan living it
up.
It's an away game.
I don't know like I guess I guess someone here I would like
somebody in this one team that listens to the show to tell I
guess they going on?
I guess they have no false flag events planned. Like what's on
the schedule? Do we have to go kill kick someone's ass? No
balls. Not this week. That was go to Jordan.
That's all I can think of. It was just brought up more
questions than answers. I just thought I'd clip it. I like it.
So in case you hadn't heard it, Joe Biden made a pretty funny
joke without actually thinking that he made a joke,
y'all. Oh, this the big. Yeah, I like that one. For those of you
who haven't heard it, this is pretty good.
National Coalition we built now is the time to heed the timeless
advice from Teddy Roosevelt. Speak softly and carry a big
stick and have quote, I promise you. The President has a big
stick. I promise you,
and he doesn't understand he's just made a joke. Everyone's
laughing
He's an idiot. Yeah, that
sums it up. Here's here's a better one though. This one I
like a lot. A big trouble
an even bigger danger for the man you see sitting here in
handcuffs on the side of an Oklahoma road. David Williams
was the passenger in a car pulled over south of Tulsa early
today. When a trooper asked him about an odd chemical smell.
Williams took off running. And that's when things got very
interesting.
After a brief struggle, it was determined that there was a meth
lab, active meth lab in his pants that burst during the
struggle and got all over his body.
He had an active meth lab in his pants, John, Oh, brother. I'm
like, what? When I think meth lab I'm thinking there's a house
with tubes and everything run out and like, what exactly is a
meth lab? Well, there's an explanation.
Yep, he had a meth lab in his pants, the contents when this
ingredients are combined, the pressure builds up and the
mixture can be highly explosive.
So it's literally like a pop bottle. I thought I thought it
was hard to make meth. But apparently you can just throw
some crap into a bottle. Shake it and you got meth.
Oh, there's a new technique that somebody came up with that was
essentially that is true.
But to specify that as a meth lab is a little bit of a
stretch.
Yeah, you mean a Coke, Bob? Yeah. Hey, John,
is that a meth lab? In your pants? are you just happy to see
me? Yeah, I
don't know. But I'm gonna blow.
And then this is the this is the clip of the week. In fact, I'm
going to line it up because you're gonna want to give it to
me. This is a I think it was the BBC. Let me say, yes. This is
the BBC and they have on a minister of Parliament from
Australia. And his name is Bill Shorten. I'm sorry. This is Sky
News. Sky. Oh, it's actually good. That was sky. And I mean,
this is actually the press doing their job. I can't even explain
the clip. Just gotta listen to it.
Thanks for your time. I'm just picking up on Peter Slipper.
Before we get to the Health Services Union. Can I ask you Do
you think he should return to the Speaker's chair? While the
civil claims are still being played out? I understand that
the Prime Minister's addressed this in a press conference in
Turkey in the last few hours. I haven't seen what she said. But
let me say I support what it is that she said. Hang on. You
haven't seen what she said. But I support what my Prime Minister
has said. So what what's your view? My view is what the Prime
Minister's view is surely you must have your own view on this
Bill Shorten. Now when you ask him I got my view on this.
That's such a general question and invites me to go to specific
question as to later slip, it should return a speaker of your
Parliament while he's facing civil claims of sexual
harassment. Sexual harassment is an incredibly serious matter.
There should be no tolerance for sexual harassment. That's my
view. On the other hand, these matters have yet to be
established. And I support what our prime minister has said. But
you don't know what that is. I'm sure she's right.
Wow. Plan. Yeah. Thank you. Day. Wow. He's like,
I'm sure she's right. I mean, could you have your nose any
further up a hole? I mean, really?
Well, that's kind of like when we played the the end to show
clip with Campbell. He calls out your buddy, the press secretary.
Oh. Hilary Rosen. Gaff.
Yeah, yeah, that he knows that he knows three of them or
whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
that's the same thing. Same kind of aihole.
Yeah, I just, you know, just like, Yeah, I don't know,
whatever.
I don't know what she said did what the guy should have done
was was put some words in her mouth and said he did. Well, she
said this, this and this, which is all bogus. Yeah. And then he
wouldn't
agree. Yeah. Well, yeah,
he wouldn't agreed with it.
Well, but it was still for Sky News. I have to say that
that was pretty good. Oh, that was very funny. Yeah.
Just a cute few quick things, just to as we get out of here.
So Guillard that very same Guillard who has this guy's nose
up her but she's already making I don't know why she's being
involved and that she says up if the UN observers that that
doesn't work in Syria, we gotta go kick their ass. She's on
board with the French for some reason. Then, of course, there
were weapons bound from Syria, but bound for Syria seized on a
ship in Lebanon. I told you Lebanon had something to do with
it.
Yeah, this this. Yeah. I know about this. This is interesting.
I don't know what to make of it. Well, Lebanon
is on the list. We know that so it may need that they're gonna
say Lebanon is trying to supply weapons or I don't know. But now
with shipping, we'll get it. And these aren't just people memory
started the same way as Libya. It started with people
protesting in the streets, then it was rebel fighters. So now
it's now it's like these protesters, all of a sudden
they're getting big ship loads from Lebanon, that came from
Egypt. And here's the one that's the most disturbing. China has
decided to lend South Sudan $8 billion. The game is on my
friends. The Chinese are not not just going to let America and
this end, the Seven Sisters come in and muscle their way into
that pipeline. They're just saying we're not they don't have
it. And they're putting their money where their mouth is $8
billion. This is a big deal, which is going completely
unreported. But this is huge. And
whereas Clooney, is that the correspondents dinner?
Exactly. I knew it was something like that.
And why was he there? I don't know. Well, I know why. But
yeah, to get laid, of course. Why else would you be there? All
right. Once again, we've rammed two and a half hours of
completely depressing crap through your throat. Hope you
enjoyed that. I know you're here for it. Let me just play us out
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on Thursday with another JAM PACKED depressing episode of no
agenda.
People are still upset with the rush for comments he made about
Sandra Fluke but you know what? There's a reason Mr. Limbaugh
said what he said and that reason is Percocet. By the way,
just to clear things up for the extreme right wingers, here's
the difference between Bill Maher and Rush Limbaugh. The
people who watch Bill Maher know he's an asshole. White House
Press Secretary Jay Carney is with us. Hello, Jay. Jay, is as
you know, not only his press secretary, he you also know him
as the white guy from every LensCrafters commercial. One of
Jays jobs is to keep track of all the Hilary Rosen's. For
those of you who aren't familiar with this story, Kim, Lindsey,
etc. Hilary Rosen is the woman who said and Romney never worked
a day in her life, even though Mrs. Romney raised five kids and
of course, the administration tried to distance itself from
those comments. They said she's not an adviser to the Obama
campaign, even though as we later found out her name
appeared on the White House visitor log 35 times. So when
reporters that has j y her name showed up 35 times this is where
it gets hilarious. He said he wasn't sure it was the same
Hilary Rosen. He said I personally know three Hillary
Rosen's he personally no three Hilary Rosen's. Where did all
these Hillary roses coming did you pick them in the Hillary
Rosen garden? I bet you $10,000 You don't know three Hillary
Rosen's, but I'm not running for president. So three Hillary's.
That sounds like President Clinton's worst nightmare. Mr.
President, you remember, remember when the country
rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was
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