China food safer than us food. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
Sunday, April 22 2012. It's time to get my nation media
assassination episode 402. This is no agenda, sharpening my
Oppositional Defiant Disorder here at Camp MoPhO in the
capital of the drone Star State. It's an awesome Jay Haas in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where the war on chicken
continues. I'm John C. Dvorak Hill.
Oh, shoot, I forgot Hold on a second. Where's it where's my
jingle? I had the one chicken jingle
ominous beginning of the show.
Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting you to roll out the Warren
chicken so quick.
Oh, boy. Just been that thing. That cart thing around? No, it's
on there.
I didn't ask you. I remember those. The big old cart rack
Yeah, man. Just turn the cart rack around. It's in there
somewhere. I'm sure it is. I don't know. Oh, here it is. I
was mislabeled.
On chicken that's right. No messing around.
Well, we got a jingle like, Dad, we've got to. I gotta I gotta do
more research. Amen. So some I do some stuff on the war on
chicken. But first, I want to say hello to you Adam curry and
hide all ships at sea and boots on the ground. I mean,
how low what kind of opening is now? In the morning? Yeah. In
the morning to you really in the morning. That's right, more
rocky start I overslept Del Rio. Okay, that sucks. I'm groggy.
Well, you know.
Well, you were tweeting at 4am. Now, wait a minute. No, you
weren't tweeting at four. You were tweeting it? Let me see two
hours five. Did to 230 You were still up at 230. Your time?
Maybe? You were up at 230 John.
I don't think so. What time did you go to bed? I went to bed at
1230. And we were tweeting people. I must have been i Baby
I was sleepwalking. Asleep tweeting?
You're just like, Yeah, I'm gonna tweet this guy. Like a
tweet today? No, I'm not on Twitter. me tweeting. I see what
you're doing, man. Well, anyway, in the morning to you, John in
the morning to the chat room, who are now taking bets. They
feel that you probably are baked. Baked. Like we think John
was born 20 In my mind ad by the way, even though it was for 20
You'd think somebody would have come in get
a single dollar donation? Not a single for 20 donation. I know.
I think we're losing the war on drugs think
that anybody that listens to our show? I don't think anyone can
afford to be stoned. Yeah. Well, I think if you were stoned
listening to this show, you'd probably just you'd freak be a
bad trip.
No, I don't think so. I think there's I think there's a number
of people who who like to investigate the Chiba while
while listening live. You know, maybe yeah. Anyway, so everyone
else guys are crazy nuts, man. Everyone in
the chat room there no agenda stream.com no agenda chat.
dotnet thank you so much, sir. Get most laid Mr. Oil for
getting this up and running today. And hopefully the
connection should be okay. We figured out what it was
last week's miserable connection and everyone complained to be
about personally as though I had something that
wasn't your fault at all. But yes, lo and well, first of all,
I will say that time warner came out Thursday to 1am they were in
the street two trucks. Trying to figure it out. I mean, I didn't
I think someone's a listener, because I've never seen that
behavior before. Certainly not from Time Warner one i him.
There's two guys out there.
Who's his curry guy? I don't know. Well, so punch him in the
stomach for
me. Well, I will say that there was a cable cut right at our
house. Really not two doors down not the beginning of the street.
But literally
go down there and visit Joe Bobby.
Bobby. Oh, Bobby and
down the street from you. I mean, literally,
literally up the pole at our street. Yeah. How's this weird?
We got a cable cut up here. It's uh, that's probably what was
causing the trouble Mr. Curry. Yeah, squirrels. Uh huh.
I'm sure it's a problem. I had a long discussion with a guy years
ago from a Pacific telephone and he told him about the squirrel
problem in these on these lines. In fact, my favorite little
anecdote is that they had so many you know, why they want to
put everything underground especially these sensitive lines
of squirrels like to go up into the into the lions, and then
they just start chewing away at the at the cheese because it's
good for their teeth, they just chew when they cut the cable.
Good for the teeth. The dentist recommends you get some erosion
here you should go to blinds is a good is good for you.
So he says that they did an experiment to try to dissuade
the squirrels from maturing away. So they put capsicum into
the plastic mix. And what does that taste like? Because it
comes as the hot chili pepper. That's what Oh, you're kidding
me. So they made the wire so this hot, hot hot wires, arrow
and he says the squirrels developed a taste.
They'd like more. They started speaking Spanish Oh, and through
it. But hey, Han Chico put some more stuff on the line man. And
Heike. They started speaking Mexican. And we I took Ms.
Mickey to her first. crawfish boil yesterday. Oh, well,
crawfish boil. That was quite outstanding. I'd have to say us
a place
in Austin to think oh, I don't think because it's not on the
water. Usually those things are somewhere in the Gulf.
You know, they ship it in obviously. It was nice. You
know, she's like, okay, so what did I get
from the sewer system?
So she, she she'd never googled the word crawfish. She's from
Holland. You know, it's like we don't have crawfish.
Crawfish is a very specific thing to eat.
And she's like, well, what kind of fish is that? I say you'll
see. It's not a no. And she's like,
Hey, can you buy 25 pounds of these to get like a morsel?
Yeah, exactly. Well,
that depends if you're a head soccer or not. And I said, You
got to suck the head. She's like, are you Hi? You absolutely
Hi. I was good, though. It was really nice. I mean, the and
after that you to you know, 50 of these things. And then your
face is on fire. Like had
you using crystal?
Yeah. Crystal? Yeah. The hot sauce. Yeah. Oh, I don't know
what it's called.
Yeah, well, crystal is traditionally the what you use.
Got it. It's a type of hot sauce.
So for a crawfish is kind of like a mini lobster.
It's a bug.
It's essentially somewhere between a cockroach and a
lobster.
Yeah, more toward the cockroach. The cockroach side.
Let's start it off. Like today. John, this is a clip that I I
didn't get to on Thursday. I just thought it was kind of
funny. Now this is from the G S A. A hearings in the I guess
it's the Senate over the Oversight Committee. And for
those of you haven't followed along, we had this huge scandal
where the General Services Administration, which is kind of
the buying organization of the government of the United States
of Gitmo nation. You know, in 2008, they had a, you know, it's
not uncommon for an organization to have a conference and 300
people to come together. They spent 300,000 in 2008, I think
and then the big scandal is about 2010, which of course is
meant to distract us from anything else going on. And they
spent a million dollars and they have all kinds of you know, got
YouTube videos of people dressed up as clowns and hookers great
challenge coins and so okay, you know, so it's a it's a huge, of
course, I mean, we know government wastes our money, and
they're, they're partying it up. We know that, but it meant to
distract everybody. And then the what's his name, again, the
Spanish Hispanic guy. He's on all the oversight. He's real
aggressive.
It'll come to me in a moment. But I'll go on.
He's questioning that. So
what happened is the administer mica was the guy going after
him. It's his
it's his panel. But then there's always a Hispanic guy who's
always asking really questions, also Republican. It will come to
me. So the, basically the boss of the GSA who was in charge of
this division or region, she resigned, you're like, I'm out.
I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't know if you have any
scribbles. And but she's on trial or on testimony. And this
guy lays into order, because in her testimony, she talked about,
you know, how transparent they were.
Rubio, you think, no, it's
not Rubio know that. He
was on that? No, no, no, we've
talked about a number of times. So you know, she's talking about
how transparent they are. And she's talking about the websites
that they have. So you can see where all of your money's going.
And here's a little ditty
this the last three years of the Bush administration, the first
three years of the Obama administration, what's his name?
Do you know what I think of it? And
you know what I mean, right that that yeah, he's great. Well,
he's, he deserves his own show. I think I think mica could
actually move over. This guy should run the show. Here he
goes,
I'm going to continue on. If you want to get back to me, that'd
be great. At Ms. Johnson, can you tell me about results.gov
You highlighted it is one of the great accomplishments of the
GSA. What does it do? The
results.gov Among other online websites, allows federal
government employees as well as US citizens to look at and
access data about their government.
So when I type in www results.gov Why does it come up
blank?
I don't know. doesn't even exist, John. There's not even a
DNS entry for it. Really? Yeah. She has this in her testimony
air results.gov And it's not I mean duo who is it does not
exist like
the way he liked the way he sets her up. Oh, totally. So what is
she supposed to do? And then she goes on it's so awesome.
At least someone's providing some Emirates entertainment.
That was like three days worth of crap. I did
some clips from last week that if we didn't use a week before,
I mean, there's I don't have I don't have that humorous clip.
Now I'm irked because you can't take this this committee was
just boring.
It was very boring. Well yeah. That's funny. You got like the
really, you know, the inspector general. And he's like, oh,
yeah, it's all rampant. Oh, it's horrible. He's not funny about
it. It's just not humorous enough for us to do anything
with him by the way I'd like to say a big in the morning to all
the new listeners here in Austin who are no doubt tuning in. You
know,
what happened? What did you do? Well, you know,
we've been out and about we had a couple days we are in town you
know, we're Miss Mickey's good yeah, she pulls me into town she
gets me social and people like so what do you do government
legislation analyst really? You're hitting it? Yeah, I don't
have the cards yet. But but it is working and people literally
that give me that I don't I don't work for the government.
So I'm a government legislation analyst. Okay, cool. Well, wow.
So and then they kind of like to now because like, Oh, this guy's
like a lawyer is boring. I don't want to hear about his craft is
boring. Well, you talk
about Moon bases. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, not Yeah, not a lot of people are talking about the
hookers. They in fact every single new show this morning
here in America. Oh yeah, every single one it's like, but it's
funny because it's their own profession. You know the
presstitutes about the prostitutes and they all love
talking about it occurs and they even say horrors now they're not
even saying prostitutes on the mind just saying hookers.
My favorite one is I think you know you have this theory which
I I tend to agree with which is that the whole thing was just a
distraction to keep to keep the dollar keep people from talking
about legalizing drugs, which was the basis of the of the
whole thing. I ran into this one clip. See if I can find it here.
Is it from
from this week?
It's let's see. I had too many clips today.
No, you don't know you're good. I got tons man. I always have so
much I throw that half of them away.
I got it is the douchebag when you hear this guy. This is the
problem that people have with I mean, this is a secret service
guy posting on Facebook.
It turned out one of them. David Cheney had posted a picture on
Facebook of his time protecting Republican vice presidential
nominee Sarah Palin in 2008. This comment read I was really
checking her out. You know what I mean? Katelyn had her say on
Fox News last night.
Well check this out. Bodyguard you're fired the president for
one he better be wary there of when Secret Service is
accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking
out the first lady.
No, I doubt that.
So here's the so you had to see this picture. It's a picture of
somebody apparently took a pail and she's like speaking and this
guy is was a dude told douche bag. A little goatee. And the
sunglasses peeking around the corner is peering around the
corner with a shit eating grin on his face. He looks like pedo
bear.
But what is amazing pedo bear is that of all of these
organizations, and I watched ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN. And Fox
News. Not a single one. They all say they're there to protect the
president. If you just go to secret service.gov Not a single
one says oh, by the way, their number one mission is to protect
the integrity of the American financial system. Not a single
one. Does that a single one?
Nobody worked for the Treasury Department. They don't work for
the DOJ or anything. No,
no, no, no, no, that's not true. They work for Department of
Homeland Security that they used to be Treasury now their
homeland security, but their number one mission. They have a
dual mission. The number one mission is tickets, right.
They did switch them to home they deal with the Coast Guard.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Why is the coast rationalized the Coast Guard but
if I was in the cold was good, I'd be irked about not being in
the military anymore.
So there was something else that just astounded me about the
mainstream media. And by the way, I keep reading more and
more and like the New York Times, and of course, we have to
read all this too. And there's even discussion panels on C
span, how the presses you know, that, you know, they're so
disappointed with what the internet wound up doing. And
it's like, that people don't they have to understand that no
one believes them anymore. When you go on these tangents about
hookers in Columbia, and you can't get a single name of a
secret service agent except one. Douchebag. And, you know, oh,
we've got the interview with the hooker. It's like, people
eventually they tune out and then you're not doing your job
go to I m f bull.currie.com. I want you to see this press
release. There.
I'm no I'm typing it in. Okay, so I MF
bold, dark curry.com This was Christine Lagarde. The she'll
put into the IMF after they pulled a hit job on Dominique
Strauss Kahn. So the headline you got it? Yeah, looking at a
headline IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde welcomes
pledges by members to increase funding resources to over $430
billion does now go to IMF bowl to.korea.com. Now you got it.
You've
got it. Mr. You would have been easier to do if he hadn't done
this as a forward. What do you know I gotta type it all in
again, because it forwards the imf.org Now, I'm saying yeah,
I IMF bowl. Yeah, for its IMF, but it forwards to a payment
easier if I could just type the two in and retype the whole
works key excuse me for like doing some work and setting up a
redirect. So make it easier. I could have said he'd been here.
I could have said go to imf.org/external/np/sec/pr No
IMF manager welcomes I get the same one. Now IMF bowl
two.curry.com.
I am F bull. Number two two.curry.com.
It's a Google search. Essentially. It should give you
a Google Pay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. So what are all these
headlines IMF gets 430 billion to combat global economic woes.
IMF boosts resources 430. IMF secure Rs 430. It's all every
single mainstream organization. Oh, they're
just parroting what happens including the New York Times now
go raise me to one. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. I'm not done yet. Now go back. Do you still
have that other page open? Or did you
know I didn't, I didn't do it. You didn't tell me to do that.
Okay,
so go back to that other page. Use your back. Okay. So let me
point out the obvious problems. Number one, these are pledges.
pledges that she had no one signed a check. No one gave any
money. No one's treated their banks as pledges. Right. But
then if you look at the Google results, we've got she gets 430
got all this raise here, USA Today, IMF raised more than five
430 billion to save the world now go down. And this is what
irked me to look at this list total commitment so far have
over 430 billion to the current effort to increase funding
resources consists of pledges from and has this list, right?
Yeah. Okay. Now, this is the thing. This is what my brain
does. I look at this list. I go Euro 150, Japan, 60. Korea, I'm
like, this doesn't total $430 billion. I total them up this
list that they are showing here that everyone reports is over
$430 billion. What's the total? 362?
Well, that means that we're paying for the rest. No, no, but
no, the point at which we are us will be coughing the rest of
anatomy the no money then No,
no, no, no. The point is, and we're not on the list, by the
way. You'll see underneath that conditional Indonesia,
conditional China, Russia, Brazil, but they they make this
they put this 430 They could have put 500 billion there
because this list does not even total 430 billion. Yeah, he
could look at it, but they make it look like a total of 430
billion.
No, they don't make it look like it they show it as the total
430. Yes, we're
the big bold total, and not a single organization took a
calculator and counted these numbers. But yeah, it's 362
billion not even 430 It's total Sham. And, you know, I
when we get to my story,
I'm sorry, I just wanted to point out or egregious example.
I know how to use a calculator. Okay, and I can't believe no one
did that. It was like, let me just copy this information here.
Okay, and then these guys make it $200,000 a year the editors
make half a million.
Well, a lot of guys make 100 grand. Yeah, like that's all
they do in this case, if we're lucky journalism, cut and paste
journalism, cut
and paste. All right, what's your egregious story that I'm
sorry, I just had to point out that we're doing some very
simple work. Are you laughing?
But before I go into my example of what you just did, yeah, I do
want to I do have one. I do have an IMF related story, which
maybe I should mention. And then we can go on to mine, which is
the now if you are doing your play, this is this is from the
one of the press conferences that Christine Lagarde, she had
a whole slew of them. They were she was all over the place. She
was one. Here's the one that kind of got me for one thing.
She didn't understand the question. And then they were
explaining it on the podium and you start like that, and then
she, then she says something. And then so I have kind of an
ask Adam after this is done, or
Myanmar, and what do you see as a fun school long term? And is
it?
Well, you know, I will tell you something. We don't brag much.
On this particular Stop, stop the clip. What is the first
thing that happens when somebody says we don't brag?
They start bragging? Yeah. Back and I kind of liked the
beginning, which is going huh, what?
Like, yeah, like she has no patience, like? Didn't you your
ninja mother teaching us a pardon me? Excuse me? Huh? Be
much.
What do you see as a homeschool long term? And is it?
Well, you know, I will tell you something. We don't brag much
about what we do. And on this particular case, others would
have because we have been behind the scene discreetly helping the
main more monetary authorities, particularly in relation to the
most recent currency reform. And we've been working with the
Central Bank of Myanmar on that very, very actively. And, you
know, it's a tribute to them that they have made this change.
Was it on April the first if I recall, and that it has been so
successful and that, you know, they are just going into a
process we're going to continue to provide any technical
assistance that they need. This is happening, you know, on the
on the on a daily basis as we speak. Okay.
Okay. Now, do I get to criticize or do you have a question? A
question to her was what are they going to do about the
sanctions now that they've had they're having elections they're
going to start pulling back on the sanctions and I first thing
I'm thinking is that she goes on bragging about all this crap she
was doing in the background was if there were sanctions How can
you be doing doing anything?
Exactly that's the first thing I thought is like wait a minute,
there's some really strong sanctions you can't do any what
we do it in the background. We don't like to brag about how
awesome how awesome we were at doing all this. What did you do
you take our money again, Christine.
So essentially, the sanctions are bogus. Yeah, I mean, if
you're gonna let the IMF go poke their nose around and set things
up broke anyway, I just found it very annoying. Well, that
that woman is annoying. If we should set up a wiki pedia pays
their wiki page for annoying let me just see. Annoying not annoy
annoying wiki let me just see if there's a wiki page for annoying
annoyance we could do annoyance and just put put a picture of
her there Yeah, why not? Just put a pin to get open the wiki
page annoying if you can see we get there's there is no wiki
there's only annoyance but I think we can do annoying and
just put a picture of her.
It was so long that
Yes. Oh my goodness.
So actually, before we go on to my my parallel story about
stooges in the media, which essentially by the way is part
of the war on chicken. Oh my goodness.
Don't wait wait, wait, wait, wait for those you just joining
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You're teasing me, John. Stop that.
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This is true. That's completely true.
Yeah, sir, whatever you're not you are knighthoods are as valid
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So I was watching the President's show. The
President's
reality show? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Your favorite viewing? Oh, yeah.
No,
I in 300. Other people watch this show, apparently. And so
called the Presidential radio address. But of course, it's on
YouTube and on whitehouse.gov, which is right next to
results.gov. On the spectrum, I just want to remind I've clipped
this now. It's been annoying me for so long about, you know, if,
if you were asked John, if you were president of the United
States, and then you would say what do we stand for, as a
country? And you just had a little slogan? What would it
sound like? Well, just freedom and
liberty. Now,
we've got to build an economy where everyone gets a fair shot.
Everyone does their fair share. And everyone plays by the same
set of
rules. That's the it's over and over again, fair shot, fair
share, same set of rules.
Really, can I take the 747 to Hawaii?
So but when I'm thinking like you get a fair shot, it's he's
really not saying it's equal. He's just saying, you get a fair
shot. You get your shot, but you don't really get to play. Just
get a fair shot like halftime. That's where you get to play.
And everyone plays by the same set of rules just repeating it
over and over and over again. It's like gobbles rule number
one. Just make up a lie and repeat it. gurbles Yeah, good
bullets. There's no RN, that by the way, it's Google's. Yeah,
there's no are like, yeah, no. So instead of wishing everybody
a Happy Earth Day, which I kind of expected him to do as Today
is Earth Day Earth Day. He decided to continue with this
campaign. And although we discussed this, wow, I'm going
to say, six months ago, maybe longer than that. Now, of
course, on the radar as he's getting, he's fueling up the jet
to go and visit colleges, he's going to try and scam college
student students into voting for him. And I've looked into some
of the actual truth of what he says here take out
loans to pay for college graduate owing an average of
$25,000. For the first time, Americans owe more debt on their
student loans than they do on their credit cards. And for many
working families, the idea of owing that much money means that
higher education is simply out of reach for their children. Now
in America, higher education cannot be a luxury. It's an
economic imperative that every family must be able to afford
that. We notice what He keeps talking about it being
affordable. This has nothing to do with making college more
affordable. This has to do with making loans accessible to pay
for the unaffordable college education. Yeah,
the whole thing has been jacked up to an extreme and they've you
know, doubling and doubling and just tuition and then the
overhead of going to the school. Yeah, no, it's now costing
proximately.
He'll tell you Well, he'll tell you. That's why next week, I'll
be visiting colleges. Across the country, talking to students
about how we can make higher education more affordable
and more affordable, none of your You're a liar is not about
making education more affordable. It's about making
loans more accessible
to stake right now, if Congress doesn't do something about it.
You see, if Congress doesn't act, on July 1, interest rates
on some student loans will double.
Nearly notice he says interest rates on some student loans will
double that sounds kind of shocking, doesn't it? Oh, my
goodness, oh, wow. My loans gonna double ly to this is what
is happening here is the and very interesting in 2007. The
Act, the college cost reduction and Access Act was signed by
then President Bush. And what this is it set out a government
loans shedule. And starting in 2008, it I basically gave the
amount of money that we would make available for college
loans. And in 2008, that was $2 billion. And it says, right here
in the document, it says that by 2000, July 2012. Versus July
2012 3.4%, would be owed on unpaid principal balance of
loans. So that's basically your your, your percentage amount.
And there's all kinds of provisions in this Act, which I
have in the show notes for zero to dot any show notes.com marked
up for your convenience and highlighted. They could continue
this until 2018. In fact, right here in the document even says,
you know, we've got $5 billion available for fiscal 2017. So
they all they have to do is just simply say, you know, what, why
don't we just continue this? It's not expiring. It's not
ending necessarily. There's all kinds of provisions to continue
this perfectly through 2018. Instead, he takes one little
piece of it and says, Oh, no, you're all screwed, because
we're just not going to renew this, we have to do something
new, we have to do something else. So that's line number one,
seven and a half million. By the way, it's not for existing
loans. Only if you get a new loan, on or before July 1 2012,
Finn's
will end up owing more on their loan payments.
Bullshit, it's not true, your current loan payment stays the
same. That'd be
a tremendous blow. And it's completely preventable. This
issue didn't come out of nowhere. For some time now, I've
been calling on Congress to take steps to make higher education
more affordable, make
it No, no, no, you're lying. It's not about me, it's the same
thing as healthcare, you're not making healthcare accessible,
you're making insurance policies accessible, it's very important.
I
think you've made this point
to prevent these interest rates from doubling to extend the
tuition tax credit that saved middle class families, millions
of dollars, and to double the number of work study jobs over
the next five years. Instead, over the past few years,
Republicans and Congress have voted against new ways to make
college more affordable for middle class families while
voting for huge new tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires.
Okay, so there's a PR, exactly. So I looked at the at the new
legislation for us, what's being proposed? And this is HR 4170.
And what are they calling this thing? They're calling it the
Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012? Wow, this is a very
interesting document, John. And it's just kind of interesting to
read some of the language, Congress finds the following a
well age educated citizenry is critical to our nation's ability
to compete in the global economy citizen. And then he goes into
the total outstanding student loan debt is $1 trillion. Okay,
we got all that loan repayment plan authorized notwithstanding
any other provision of this act, the Secretary shall carry out a
program to be known as the 1010 loan repayment plan. And they're
heralding this as something completely new, but it is
exactly the same 1010 repayment plan as in the 2,007x. I'm like,
Well, why are they doing this? Why is it why are they doing the
exact same thing? What they've done is they're allowing the the
Secretary of the Treasury, Little Timmy Geithner to roll up
all the existing loans, even commercial ones. And then the
government will then pay those pay those loans off and take the
note. But they're paying off the banks. Yeah, but it's not in 10
years. It's now this is what everyone's getting wrong.
They're going to they're going to consolidate as a whole
consolidation authorization for the Secretary of the Treasury.
To consolidate everyone's loans now put you on the new plan and
pay off the banks. Now, while everyone's talking about oh, in
10 years, it'll be a bailout. No, no, the bailout is now. And
here's the crazy thing. Where do you think this money comes from,
to pay for these loans that we're going to pay off the banks
with? This is what blew me away. What the overseas contingency
operations budget, which is it's the military budget, funds
appropriated or otherwise made available for a fiscal year to
carry out this act. And the amendments made by this act
shall be made available from the funds available for overseas
contingency operations, which is the new word for the war on
terrorism. It is the $680 billion that is earmarked for
military. They're going to take it out of that budget.
That's probably peculiar. You think? Well, what do you think's
going on here? You've you're digging into it?
Well, no one has done any analysis on this part of it. So
I've been looking around, I can only think that what they'll
have to do is they'll have to come back later and say, Oh,
well, you know, we had to save all of our students. And now we
need more money for the military. I mean, it's got to be
a hook for the military industrial complex has no other
way.
I like that's that's one. Yeah. Yeah, that would make some
sense. But I'm just no other reason for this. And of course,
the whole thing is a scam anyway, because they're not
forgiving anybody's loans. No, these poor kids are walking out
of college with at $100,000 in debt. And with a high interest
rate, they never catch up. It's like having a credit card. You
know, that's so backed up that all you can do is make payments
on interest.
There is something interesting, though, that if you go into
service for the government, you can have your loan forgiven
after you know your payments, basically stop. If you start
working for the government that payment
stop, or does that mean that you don't when you stop working for
the government, you or your back? You know,
you have to you have to work with? No, you have to do the
1010 years in government?
10 years? Yeah. So if
so, if you get out of college and go to work for the
government, you get all kinds of breaks. Join the army. Yes.
Army, but anything and any government position.
The federal government, what about state local?
No, I think it has to be federal. So TSA or something,
you know, something groovy like that.
That's job incentive. Yeah.
I just thought that to be quite interesting. So one bailout of
the banks. Now, how are we paying for it? Well, we have the
money. It's been appropriated. So we have the money for we have
the budget. We don't have any money we have. We have the
budget for the military. So we're just going to take it out
of that. And then you know, when we need some more go, oh, well,
we saved everybody. We didn't save the kids. We saved the
banks.
Jason Chaffetz. Was that shavitz? That's the guy who and
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. He's from Utah.
So I thought that was the interesting that that the
bailout for the banks is scam? I don't know. But it's a bailout
for the banks right now. And,
yeah, they want it. They don't want to deal with it. They know
this is turning into a disaster. They want to get out of the
deal. So they got you know, Obama did agree to some sort of
a scheme. He did. And now they're out off scot free right
there. They did what they had to do they, you know, scam the
students of America. And now that let the President continue
to scam in some other way.
So while we're on that, they finally signed the agreement
with all the banks remember the big $26 billion deal that the
President had done? This is what is the mortgage? That national
mortgage settlement.com? Remember, we looked at that
website? Yep. Okay. So they filed all the papers, and I
looked at them for you. So they did settlements with Allied
GMAC, Bank of America, Citi, JP Morgan, and Wells Fargo. And
each document, each of these consent agreements is 328 pages
long. I must I will say that the they have a little thing there,
which is the settlement executive summary. And that's
pretty accurate, although I found some other interesting
things in the consent agreements themselves. So the deal is, you
know, we get this big number $26 billion. Yeah, bull crap. What
it comes down to is there's a 5 million cash payment, 5 billion
I'm sorry, 5 billion paid by the banks of which Bank of America
and city pay most so Bank of America I think those three and
see does little over two of that 5,000,000,001.4 8 billion is
actually being paid out to people who got foreclosed on
incorrectly, which boils down to $2,000 for about a million
people. Congratulations. How cool is that you get two grand,
we got your house SCREW YOU SHUT UP slave, the rest of that 5
billion goes to the states, to the Attorney General's of the
states to do with as they wish, it's like a fine, like a penalty
to 400 billion goes to California 400 million goes to
California. And then all the rest is kind of split up. That's
that's the big number. And all the rest have split up amongst
others, Texas gets probably about 300 million, and that
Attorney General can do whatever they want with that, you know,
and they're all gonna put it towards education. So that never
happens again, right? So that money is getting sucked up.
Yeah, so where's the other $21 billion? Well, it's not actually
being paid. And they say right here on the fact sheet, at least
10 billion will be dedicated to reducing principal for
borrowers. According to the rules, refinancing at least 3
billion will be dedicated to a refinancing program, other forms
of release relief services will be will be required to dedicate
up to $7 billion. And then they've got some, some wording
about credit they get for some of their required activities.
And I look at how this works, essentially, this document is
all the rules as to how they can now go and foreclose on people.
And they can even have a margin of error of up to 5% of mistakes
that they can make on foreclosures, because of course,
you know, there's so many foreclosures coming, that they
they're pretty sure that there's no way they can do every single
one of them accurately according to the new rules. So they get a
5% margin of error on almost almost every single category of
foreclosure. And this will all be monitored by a commercial
third party. And this is the only other piece I pulled out
this document that I thought was interesting, because you can't
forget about it. You know, if you want any money from this
money that's been dedicated, you cannot have had one payment late
in the past 18 months, you can't have just no delinquencies,
there's no way you're gonna get any of this money that's been
dedicated, which is actually not going anywhere. They don't have
to pay anything, they just have to make some reservation. So if
you're not a shocker to you, I just want people to understand
it. Here's the here's the one that was kind of nuts. The
monitor must agree to not be retained by any party or its
successors or assigns for a period of two years after the
conclusion of the terms. So this is the revolving door. Right? So
I'm gonna monitor utilize it. So okay, that makes sense. However,
any professional who should work on the engagement only has to
agree to not work for any of the parties for one year. And then
they have a contractor. Yeah, the contractors and then
subcontractors of the contractors. Six months?
Yeah. Set it up that way. Yeah, of
course. He just, you know, just the Hey man, I'll I'll look the
other way. And in six months, you hire me. Okay. 300 pages of
rules on how to foreclose on you. So you watch that we
already talked about the watch. The storm is coming now. And
you're going to be dead and nothing you can do about it. But
they're going to foreclose on everyone.
They're stealing houses. Yes. And then there was a good story
in a local, one of the local shows, or maybe been on one of
the network shows about this poor bastard who owned his house
outright. And they foreclosed on him when they had no
documentation that he they had anything to do with him. Yeah.
So he went right down to the end before it was just a last minute
thing where some judge threw the whole thing out saying this is
bogus. But meanwhile, the cops were at the door. Yeah, he'll
own the house. He'll get $2,000
for his trouble. That's the cap. Yeah, that's the cap. It's just
at this this document. I mean, you can just see how they
probably spent $20 billion in legal fees, just making sure
they set it up, right. Yeah, and just sad. Really sad,
too, if anyone's gonna you know, the thing is, if if the way to
solve this problem, I think, still is that if the bank's own
the property because they foreclose and now they own it,
but let them pay property tax. I agree. Where's the property tax?
I agree. In fact, this killing these states that have these you
know, these large bank holdings of property they're not paying
taxes on or they're, you know, making the argument that well
when we sell it in the net personal part of the sale price
will be the taxes which is no, either make him pay the tax or
do what they do with everybody else was delinquent. Put the
property on the market auction it off out from under the banks.
The banks get nothing
Yeah, that would be wrong because the banks are paying for
everyone's reelection or the for the campaign to hear about
Corizon.
No, it's Corazon up to now this is great. So, John, this guy's
not in jail?
I'll tell you it. Well, it's a very simple answer to that. So
John Corizon, just to remind everybody, he former Goldman
Sachs. And Obama and Joe Biden literally blowing the guy during
the 2008 campaign, because he brought in a lot of donations,
very powerful guy in the banking sector. And he basically stole
customer funds. And he operated without a license. And you know,
you're not hearing anything, the Justice Department is really not
doing anything about it. And if you wonder why, well, on Friday,
the Obama Administration released their donors, their
list of campaign donors, and John Corizon, is listed as
raising at least $500,000 as a bundler for the President's
reelection campaign. So let me see if the guy is raising money
for the reelection campaign. You might not want to throw him in
jail.
Well, he will get thrown in jail.
No, of course not. Because he's very powerful. And he's and he's
bringing in the dough. 500 million, it's 500 million plus
is the category He's listed right there. Okay. Well, there
you go.
Nobody makes us think about this. No, of course, not all
these Obama bots. No.
Of course not. You want to know who else has been donating his
on Ebay?
I noticed that he's actually on the Obama Biden MEC on their
website. Yeah. That's funny. So Obama,
we also have Ken Lewis, former Bank of America CEO. Also he's
in the 200, between 205 $100,000 category. At least nine people
don't even live in America, including investor and
businessman, Robert Roche from Shanghai. Not sure how that
works.
I guess he was something illegal. No, not in this way in
America, not
in this world. And let's see Anna Winston, it is list
now. It's a big list, huge list of the over $500,000 donors.
And yet they keep saying that 98% of the money comes from
people sending him 50 bucks. I mean, I
actually if you're on his mailing list, the big thing
they're trying to do and I don't know what the point of this
solicitation is, but you know, because they have all these
having another dinner they go bomb has the mailings you get
from the White House, on whatever mailing list I'm on.
Here's a dinner and you get to sit with
Obama, not just Obama, not just Obama,
George Clooney, you get some need a distraction?
You have a dinner with Clooney, of course, if you donate $3 And
of course, that's an illegal lottery unless they allow you to
do just throw your name they do not they do, which they do, but
it's a if you look where they do it, it's in the fine print Well,
it's always in the fine print with a with a link in the fine
print, which is not even highlighted. You have to fumble
around with your mouse to find it and then you pick on that so
I entered a couple of times. Because I you entered
for Clooney, right? That's why Yeah, well, yeah.
And the other one too I entered in both of them of course, you
know, they're you know, what goes on is things are a scam.
But this little bitty large list of we actually look at look up a
few of these bundlers.
So I was thinking just going back to the the student thing
and all the money that's going to be flowing. Wouldn't it be an
interesting model for us to start our own online university?
And yeah, like because no one's ever done that well, yeah, but
we do you into the no agenda University in NAU
well but listen, it's like you attend a lecture twice a week.
And you have to pay $1,000 tuition fee which you can borrow
from the government right you with me?
I think you I think you can only borrow from the government if
the institution is accredited. accredited, right? Marc Benioff
is on the $500,000 plus
the Salesforce guy. Yeah. Go on. So but a credit accreditation is
not a government function. It's independent companies that do
that so you can pay them off.
Possibly Yeah, did we just do another story? Why
don't we why don't we just we should consider that man we can
Katzenberg Yeah. Yeah, but because it's $35 million. Castle
won't be ready in time. They're gonna do the the little
fundraiser at Clunies house
it's interesting people local. Anyway, there was a new store I
wanted to talk about actually I should rather he put this off
with after the break. We'll talk about the My My discovery about
the what's really going on with the war on chicken.
But I'm still on slave University. I want to start
slave you,
slave, you show this the top of the page on the New York Times
today, and I will I have maybe you have some thoughts on this.
But apparently Walmart you heard about this yeah the corruption
of Mexico. Which by the way is a huge illegal thing to do in the
United States requiring prison time. What did they do? What did
they do exactly apparently bribe their way to all these large
stores in Mexico, there was no way they could have put any of
these stores in because they had to pay off a million guys. And
so the times we got this huge story on this, and it's obvious
that Walmart executives are violating US law to an extreme
to have all these Mexican stores. And I want to just
gentleman's bet you think anyone's gonna buy from Walmart
is gonna go to prison over this with with this in mind. Martha
Stewart.
When is anyone from Walmart on the donation list?
I don't know.
That's where I would look. That's your answer.
Well, there's no, I don't see any. But I still don't believe
that. We're going to see this. Because I know that but this
conspiracy involved in this one apparently knew about
this, but it's, it's in Mexico, the American laws don't apply.
Oh,
no, no, no American law applies it to American companies, you
cannot engage in bribery in a foreign country. Oh, is that
true? Very straightforward. Oh, I
didn't realize that.
Yeah, if you do that you are subject to American
imprisonment. It's extremely
well, the good news. The good news is, is that you can put two
executives to a to a prison cell because they're already used to
that. And that their big thing where they're always like, yeah,
when we travel, we stay to executives to a room to save to
save money.
I really doubt these executives at Walmart are going to do
Oh, yeah, no, this is their culture. Oh, yeah. There's
really
no The New York Times emphasizing the culture this
honest the other stuff. But if they've staying true to a room,
yeah, they put them to to a cell you can put forward to a cell
for all I care and no one's going to jail. Of course, not
the only people going to jail is a you and me, buddy.
Major, major, major scandal. Anyway, and we'll see what goes
we're not
irrelevant, because we're talking about hookers and the
Secret Service and who gives a crap. It's totally irrelevant.
The it's we've been so distracted. It's like the
Netherlands. While you know, you want to talk about a
coincidence. So that the Government of the Netherlands,
big news, looks like the cabinet is going to fall because they
can't agree to the austerity measures being pushed on them by
the Troika from Brussels, they have to cut 16 billion euros in
something. And the from what I'm understanding is going to come
from screwing it sticking it to old people. And he had builders
who his party helps make up the majority that runs the
government. He walked away from the bargaining table and said,
now we just can't agree to this. So there's a no confidence vote.
And the expectation is that Monday the Cabinet will fall
which will mean new elections, which is kind of interesting,
because everywhere is the everyone's having elections we
got France starting today, Greece next week, so we might as
well do the Netherlands and if we're lucky, we'll get some kind
of banker guy from like the World Bank or IMF for Goldman
Sachs to become the Prime Minister. So of course
everyone's like whoa, this is big news. And then two trains
crash into each other and guess what the what the top of the
news is the only thing Yeah, exactly. Luckily no one was
killed but there was some serious injuries literally two
trains head on collision not a real not like a you know the
conductor's weren't killed not like a like a smash where the
trains are all over each other. You can see them on the track
just sitting there like that they bumped but you know, people
go flying and they break legs and necks and all kinds of
stuff. So I'm just thinking someone like said we got to get
this off the front page. We don't want anyone thinking about
what we're doing with the government quick. Switch the
tracks.
You Yeah, well, that's what they do. Yeah. So I've got a clip
that my lighten things up. Okay. There's a new I was watching
while you were busy digging through with a student loan
thing. I was busy watching the fantastic convention of the
Constitution Party. Oh, I didn't know they had a convention. Oh,
yeah. What is the convention it was at the mercy write it down
here. What is the constitution Constitution Party is kind of
like one of those third parties that
put something for me is it something I would be interested
in
you're almost along the lines here there's it's a it's a
libertarian quasi libertarian you know operation they have a
lot of Second Amendment stuff like Gore's guns. They want to
end the Department of Education all Ron Paul stuff except
there's no Ron Paul except there's a couple of things Ron
Paul like they they're all for traditional marriage big deal.
And Ron Paul doesn't care right. And they want to end the Patriot
Act. Well, I understand Yeah, I'm all for that. They want to
end illegal immigration and they didn't it was it's kind of like
a run play want to end foreign aid is it sounds like Ron Paul
the guy that's their candidate. It will be announced with this
clip. But it's it's a new a new segment. I want to I'd like to
have a jingle for this. Oh, okay. I want to do a segment
where I dig up a clip and then you have to deal with the
question drunk or not drunk. Now. We're in a situation. No,
no, no, no, no, no. Drunk or not drunk is the clip you playing
the car guy.
I'm sorry. I misunderstood. Here we go.
Thank you. Thank you for all being coming back in here. It is
now my distinct pleasure and honor to introduce the
presidential nominee, a candidate of for the
Constitution Party. It is of course Virgil, ah, good, good
Jr. who hails from Rocky Mount Virginia. He was born in
Richmond, Virginia, and October 27, October 17. I'm sorry. 1946.
He received his BA from the University of Richmond his JD
from University of Virginia Law School. He served in the
Virginia Army National Guard. He's an attorney by trade. He
was elected to the heat. He served as a legislator in the
Virginia General Assembly and Virginia State Senate. He was
served 12 years as a US representative in the US
Congress. He's married to Lucy good. And they have a daughter
Katherine. I would point out with his 12 years service in the
US Congress, he served in federal office longer than
Barack Obama or Mitt Romney combined. And so with that, for
his acceptance speech let's welcome Virgil good Jr.
I'd say not drunk but retarded. Is that is that a
choice or you can say whatever you want. Well, I know she was
just the first segment I think I think they come eat welcome them
back from from apparently a long lunch and I think he had a
couple
Can I Can I do a high or not high on you? Just a quick
intermezzo 20 seconds. Victoria Nuland press conference on
Friday hi or not? Hi.
I noticed that only one of you is working on your finger or
both. I couldn't help myself
high or not high?
High High.
Totally whacked.
Definitely high. Okay. So so this guy who it first First of
all, let's take a look at this convention in the in the the
nominee. The convention is held as I wrote it down at the
Sheraton Music City Sheraton in Nashville. Which is not the same
as the Grand Ole Opry Hotel, which is a beautiful place. It's
a small stand. It should just look just look like a crowd of a
couple 100 people that's I think the whole party and they need
diction lessons. Just here's the here's your here's the
presidential candidate speaking.
This is the Constitution Party needs
diction lessons. Now we're in a situation where our debt is 16
point 15 point 7 trillion and deficit under the Obama budget
is 1.3 trillion. And under the Ryan Republican budget, it is
$600 billion. We with the Constitution part is philosophy
and viewpoint. With which I agree, we need to cut Naya
balance night If not five to 10 years down the road.
Nyah, nyah, you got it. I don't I mean, I don't know. The head
nya. And he's from Virginia. Nice. Is that a Virginia accent?
Oh, yeah. No Southern Virginia? Absolutely. Oh no. Yeah. Let's
go.
Why Miss Gordon. I do declare you give me the Vipers. But you
might be want to touch me down then now. Yeah.
So anyway, so that guy's not going to win it.
I cannot know. There's a couple of things we can guarantee that
you do not get in. You're gonna get in with nya.
Now I have to say, I listened to his acceptance speech, nya. So
you didn't have to? And he did. He dropped one little bomb in
there. And even the audience was like, What is he talking about?
I didn't know this existed. I had no idea about this. I think
it's kind of funny. But he bitches and moans about
something called the diversity visa. Have you ever heard of
this?
Diversity Visa? No, I don't I don't I don't declare I don't
think I've heard of that. Nya. Can we listen to it, nya.
Play it, I was always a supporter of ending diversity
bases. This is 50,000 persons per year that can come in on a
lottery system. Or it can be from the Middle East, Africa,
Asia, wherever. And even though you are nowhere near the front
nine of the legal immigration law, you apply for the Diversity
Visa pool. And you get in that lottery system and they pull
your number in you calm Palea. Again, why bring in so many
persons, many of whom are working age, when our
unemployment is so high? It is the wrong course for the nation.
And if I'm president, I will sign and work for the
legislation to end those diversity visas.
Now, yeah, yeah, this is the green card lottery. I'm very
lottery. I'm very familiar with that. You've never heard of
this.
No, I didn't know it's called a diversity visa. To call it
a lottery sucks. They gotta give it a cool name. Diversity,
lottery. Adversity is a diversity. Biodiversity vase.
Now Yeah.
Yeah, point of it.
It's to give you it's essentially Okay, here's what it
is.
I know. You had to pay 10 bucks. I mean, can they make money off
this thing? No. Let me tell you what's going on there. And you
look and diversity visa, you anyone else see it there yet all
this data, but so on. So
let me explain what's happening. So I know a lot of people who
want to move to America, a lot of people want visas. Ms.
Mickey, as an example, has an O one visa. And that is a visa
based upon artistic talents she has that are unique to the
United States of Gitmo nation. So, exactly. Now, of course,
we're going to get married, and we're going to the chapel. And
she, we'd like to have her here without having to renew. So she
wants a full time visa. So the way the laws are set up, is, if
you're married, then you can get a full time, you know, visa that
is good. I think it's 10 years or something, but it's not going
to expire. So what a lot of people do is they'll come in
either on a temporary tourist visa, which is valid for six
months. In some cases, three, but usually six, and they will
apply for their o one or their HB one or other status. And
while you're waiting, while you're waiting, it's cool to
play a lottery. I mean, it's like while you're working to
towards retirement, you play the lottery, because you know, oh,
maybe I'll get lucky. And maybe I'll make a million bucks or 100
million or I get the Mega Millions or whatever. It's just
a it's to make you feel good. And you do hear stories. I know
people who've won the lottery and like Will they get a visa?
But here's the kicker. So in order, so missing Mickey's visa
after we have our paperwork in order, then we send $1,600 to
the Department of Homeland Security. You with me? Yeah. And
then you can either wait three to six months, or for an
additional $1,000 you get fast tracked and you'll have your
decision within three days.
Oh, that's pretty well, that's one way of making money. That's
it.
That's a total total total ripoff.
Yeah, total
$2,600. And we don't want to be waiting three to six months. Oh,
but of course you could always just play the lottery in the
meantime. So that's what it's for. It's it's To give you a
semblance of the American dream, and yeah, I think it is 50,000.
What I will look at I will look at today after the show, I'll
find out how the numbers are drawn. They've got to have some
rules like the lottery rules.
Right? And there's a there's a webpage on the code electronic
diversity visa lottery. Dv lottery.state.gov. Yeah, that
covers some of this. I don't know what the rules are.
I doubt that they tell you how it I mean, it's a computer under
they roll the dice. They pick names out of a hat, I
think balls. Got a little ping pong balls with numbers. Okay. I
think
you're right. In fact, the add eight. By the way, the Internet
Explorer browser best supports this application? Just say their
page. Applicant entry system? Who knows? I mean, we can find
out we can find out how to do it.
Well, they've closed the latest,
apparently latest round right now. So when
you but don't you when you get married? Don't you just become
an American citizen.
The paperwork costs. They do all kinds of background checks. So
the paperwork is 1600. If you want to hear within three
business days, it's an additional 1000 Make your
checkout cashier's check
that citizenship, right? No, no, no, no. What about citizenship?
Let's go to my masking. Oh, no.
Citizenship can only be obtained after five years after she's
lived here for five years. And then she has to take the test
married get well under a permanent visa green card. And
then she has to take the test, which is like a test. Yeah, what
color is the White House? Who was I'm not kidding was born
and who is who's dead in Grant's tomb.
You we haven't we done this test. This test is amazing. You
would fail the test by the way. I doubt it. Okay, citizens.
Citizens test USA. They got the questions here. I know what you
can. There's all kinds of citizens tests. Okay. Sample
ins, citizens. Questions. You ready, John? Don't look okay.
No. All right. What are the colors of our flag? Red, White
and Blue? How many stars are there on our flag? 50? What
color are the stars on our flag? White? What do the stars on the
flag mean?
They represent the state. So what kind of a dumb test is
this?
How many stripes are there in the flag? 13. What color are the
stripes?
White and red? It Linda? What
you can't be reading from the I am reading from the test. What
is not a test about anything? Is this flag? This is the current
United States immigration service test. Are you ready?
What is the fourth of July? Come on.
What is the anniversary of the American Revolution?
What is the date of Independence Day?
Independence Day?
Yeah. I think they're talking about when that movie with Will
Smith was released. I don't know what they have is not the Fourth
of July July 4. That's it. That's the whole joke that these
two questions are one after another. Oh, that's
just dumb. Independence from whom? The British
what country? Did we fight during the Revolutionary War?
You're kidding. No, that's British.
I was gonna say you're kidding is not the correct answer. No,
no, you are wrong. That is not the correct answer. England
would be the correct answer. Okay, who was the first
president of the United States?
Okay, I've had enough of this test. It's idiotic. How many
Britons Oh, this
isn't okay. Well, let me just ask George
Washington. They can't get that. Let me Mickey could pass this
test already.
Well, I hope so. Can you name John the original 13 states?
Probably. Probably the name I
know. You probably can't. Which I can. What? Are you kidding me?
Who said Give me liberty or give me death?
Yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. I just give me a sec.
No Googling, no googling.
Googling anybody?
All right. Which country? Is there? No. Patrick Henry. Oh,
Patrick Henry. Right. Which countries were our enemies
during World War Two?
Well, depends on what. Give me a hand once obviously. We're
Germany, Japan and Italy.
Very good. Very good. I think a lot of people might not have
gotten Italy who was Martin Luther King Jr.
He was a famous preacher that started the civil rights
movement.
I'm sorry. He was what? Famous what? I think he's played for
the Knicks. I think he chose for the Knicks. Well, you're
supposed to answer
the Knicks. Okay, I can go that way. Go on.
And what year was the Constitution written?
1946 1787.
Name one benefit of being a seal unison, a citizen of the United
States,
you can be droned.
Very good. Alright. I think that's enough of that. That was
fast, man. That was good. I like that. That was really good. So
those are the questions are about 100 questions
and how many you have to get right.
Let me see if it's if it tells us this information.
I think if you had to get them all right, that'd be kind of
challenging is probably one gotcha in there.
Now you don't have to get them all right.
I think you should. If there's your require them to get it all
right.
No, you're not required to get them all right. Of course not.
Come on. You're not even required to get them to get 60%
on your driver's test. Because America man he crazy. We have no
losers here. I don't that can't find it. Can't find it.
Somebody must know. Yeah.
Prepare. But those are the types of questions you get.
How many silly Stars Stripes on your flight.
You can literally look in the corner of the room where you're
taking the test and count them I guess,
because there's a big flag. There's gonna be a guy sitting
there going one
boy knows DOS,
dos, tres, cuatro, cinco.
There's an entire industry built around these tests. Here for
only $199 past the new US citizen ship test and interview
DVD. Oh, man. This is great. You can make entire this entire
courses for this stuff. Wow.
So do you have anything on Hillary today? Because I have a
clip of Hillary Why yes, I do. Well, let me start with my
humorous clip then why
don't we can't start a Hillary clip without
messages clear.
By the way, on this clip, I realized I've always said you
know, this sounds familiar. Sounds familiar. And I'm not
going to have to go back and watch more of the gay USA show
with an Northrup exactly the same voice or really
replace Hillary
already crucial turning point. Oh,
I gotta set this up. This is just a clip of Hillary's bring
the bell when she says Ah, oh,
it's funny. I have an audio clip to Oh, okay. Where's this from?
Where's your clip from?
She's talking about Assad and some
Oh, well, we had the same clip or at a crucial
turning point. We don't. Either we succeed and pushing forward
with Kofi Annan is plan in accordance with the Security
Council direction. With the help of monitors steadily broadening
and deepening a zone of non conflict and peace. We see Assad
squandering his last chance before additional measures have
to be considered. No, we will continue to increase the
pressure on Assad.
Okay, so my clip. So that was her talking quickly. Have you
ever heard her eyes when she talks slowly? No. So this isn't
Perry. So she went to Paris because you know, she?
She needs her hair done. I know I sorry. hairs. Yeah, dynamite.
She had a new vest on. Yes. She kicks ass in Paris. Now. You
want me to ring the bell?
You can ring the bell. And she of course, was with Houma. So
you know, she got the she got, she got the flip up curls on the
hair, which are kind of like with the hair flips up at the
shoulder level. But she's a very nice chiffon type number on
which is just killer. I actually listened to what she was saying
in between the
US. So we need to continue to work and move toward a Security
Council authorization so that we have the authority to proceed
when the times are right. Secondly, I think we have to do
more to take tougher actions against the Assad regime. We
need to start moving very vigorously in the Security
Council for a Chapter Seven sanctions resolution. Okay.
So there's a lot of us in there, and she's talking slowly. But I
heard her say something important chapter seven
resolution. Yeah. Chapter Seven of the United Nations Charter
sets out the UN Security Council's powers to maintain
peace. I love this doublespeak. It allows intestate allows the
council to quote determine the existence of any threat to the
peace breed. of the peace or active aggression, and to take
military action to restore international peace and
security. So we can use force to stop force to create peace.
Black is white, yes, there's no up is down. It's all backwards.
So that's awesome. So that's a drone. Well, that's chapter
seven, which she's she's calling for,
including travel, financial sanctions, an arms embargo. And
the pressure that that will give us on the regime to push for
compliance with Kofi Annan six point plan. Now, I'm well aware
that at this man, listen to this point, such an effort is still
likely to be vetoed, but we need to look for a way to keep
pressing forward, I met at length with Sergey Lavrov, or
that's the foreign minister of Russia earlier today in
Brussels. He was, as usual, very intent upon laying
responsibility on all sides.
What does that mean when someone just does the whole time? What
does that that must mean? Something must be some
psychological thing, and we must have
a listener that knows? Well, there's when she's like, in
front of the audience reading from a prompter. She's really
sounds great. Yeah. But when she's just ad libbing, she's
saying constantly. Reminds me. I remember some years back,
someone was saying to me, I was thinking when she speaks, by the
way, she speaks like she's speaking to a five year old.
Every word. Yeah, is announced. Yeah. And somebody said, Well,
she's such a great speaker.
No. So she says that Turkey will be calling for article four of
the North Atlantic Treaty, Article four is very short, the
parties will consult together whenever in the opinion of any
of them, the territorial integrity, political
independence or security of any of the parties as threatened,
which will lead to Article Five, the parties agree that an armed
attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America
shall be considered an attack against them all. And
consequently, they agree that if such an armed attack occurs,
each of them an exercise of the right of the individual or
collective self defense recognized by article 51 of the
charter of going drone, all those people who attack them. So
the setup is there, it is good to go. And of course, questions
were raised about this in the state. In the State Department
briefing, Victoria Nuland, who you just heard, she was high.
Obviously, during this, you heard her laughing just
completely Hi. And what caught my attention was the number of
dollars that we are giving to Syria in aid, you can only guess
what that number is.
First, let me just advise that. Let me just advise that at the
Syria Human Rights Forum in Geneva, Switzerland today, the
US Department of State and AI D announced an additional $8
million in funding for those suffering from violence in
Syria, bringing our total humanitarian assistance for
Syria to nearly $33 million.
Okay, you have my attention, Victoria Nuland $33 million is
going to be provided an aid we know that's code of some sort.
And of course, a question. Question comes from the press
corps who are quite good at these events. So we given the
$33 million to Well, turns out, they're going to a number of
NGOs, non governmental organizations, which of course,
are always sketchy, because who the hell knows, you know, what
are these organizations doing? What do they really do? But you
need to shut up slave. And she uses a term which I'd never
heard before
we start with that Syria and aid. What is this money going
toward? And then maybe afterwards, you can explain what
of that 33 million has gotten into Syria? How you get it in
there, what challenges you're facing?
Well, Brad, let me say, first off, that when we release this
fact sheet, which will update the one that we have currently,
on our website, it'll be a little bit clearer with more
details, including all of the organizations that we fund. But
just to remind that all of the US humanitarian assistance goes
through UN humanitarian organizations, or NGOs.
And finally, on this issue regarding the NDA, how do you
how do you what kind of vetting process are the NGOs subjected
to?
This is a good question, right? So you're gonna give away this
money to NGOs, or how you're going to vet these guys, you
know, who knows they're gonna be given arms or whatever, you
just, here's some money. American taxpayers gave it to
me. I'm just gonna give it to you. Go ahead and do whatever
you want. So how you going to vet them? Good question.
How do you know that they are not going to take this aid and
sort of turn around somehow illicitly provide arms
when you when you see the list, you will recognize every single
name on there as a major international rec
internationally recognized organization. We're not giving
this to Uncle Joe who's playing around,
who's Uncle Joe Biden. I guess,
Uncle Joe Biden, who would be playing around the money. I've
never
heard of this expression before. Uncle when you say we're not
giving it to Uncle Joe who just play around with it sounds like
a pedophile uncle. Uncle Joe. I never heard that before.
Oh, yeah, I've heard it before. It's not that new. It's an
American phrase. Really, Uncle Joe. Oh, I'm so schmo.
Well, Joe Schmoe. I know but Uncle Joe, I've never heard of
Uncle Joe. Maybe he's maybe maybe that's some dude. We
shouldn't be meeting. Uncle Joe.
Is Joe Biden. Joe Biden. We can't do that.
Uncle Joe's got the dough. I'm telling you. He's got the dough.
There was. I see. So we had related to this actually. We
have a report from McCain where we had the for the Formula One
race is taking place as we speak. Even right now it's over
a two day period. And here's the report on the race to
Bahraini authorities say they've opened an investigation
following the discovery of a man's body. After yesterday's
anti government protests descended into violence.
Opposition party webfx Says the man was one of a group of beaten
up by officers as demonstrators clashed with police in Manama
last night. Violence in the Gulf Arab state has escalated in the
run up to Sunday's Grand Prix. The Formula One race was
cancelled last year because of political turmoil in Bahrain.
The opposition says nothing's changed since then. So the race
shouldn't be back on the calendar, a massive security
operations now in place to try to prevent the days of rage
protests from affecting the event.
So we've got
people being it out to the middle of nowhere desert,
of course, most people are being killed. Burning Man there after
the races. People have been people have been killed. You
know, there's riots in the streets. There's all kinds of
mayhem, the government is clearly hurting their own
people. Let's ask Victoria Nuland at the State Department.
If we're doing anything about that
controversy over whether Bahrain is doing enough to comply with
the terms of the independent Commission's report, should it
have gone ahead with the f1 race this weekend.
That's obviously a decision for the Bahraini Government to make
you know that we have expressed our support for a large number
of measures that the Bahraini Government has taken to
implement the Independent Commission is investigation, but
we've also been quite clear about the work that remains to
be done. Okay. All right. Absolutely.
What you're saying is that you didn't get in touch with them to
register an opinion one way we did not,
we didn't? Of course not if you don't want to ruin the race. I
pulled up the report. The Bahraini independent commission
investigation on human rights violations. Let's see.
examination of the evidence shows that PSF that's the police
forces they use shotguns on people. Let me see they fired
shotguns into crowds. They used shotguns that during the
execution of their duties that did not respect the obligation
enshrined in Bahraini let me see units resorted to the DIS
appropriate use of tear gas on many occasions, the number of
tear gas canisters fired at protesters was disproportionate
to the size they also find them at people's heads PSF personnel
kicked beat kicked and physically harassed individuals
who are suspected of having participated in or synthesized
with the protests that occurred in Bahrain. Okay, let me see in
light of for mentioned concludes that while it has found evidence
establishing a purposeful practice of the use of lethal
force, they have on many occasions used force and
firearms with this was unnecessary. Okay, let me see
what else you did want a second habit here? In all reported
cases, individuals performing the arrest wore black hoods
covering their heads. Oh, that's how the police should act. Yeah.
The behavior of hooded security forces is a common practice. Let
me see they broke into houses through internal closed doors,
terrorizing the inhabitants including women and children.
Women in the household were asked to stand in their sleeping
garments are naked not permitted to cover their their bodies.
Children were are forced out of bed screaming and crying forced
apart from their mothers. Security forces conducted
searches by breaking into closets drawers seizing personal
property, including iPads, mobile phones,
number one target
cars. many instances were reported security forces seizing
personal property money, jewelry and perfume course dangerous
perfume. The arrested person were blindfolded handcuffed
behind their backs before being moved. I see no reason to cancel
Formula One. I think everything's just fine. No
reason to call for a no fly zone all is groovy there. What do you
say, John?
Well, absolutely, hoodies. They're not on the original list
that we had. They are not on the you know, who is on the path to
purchase. So they're good to go.
You know, who is on the list? And I've been doing some work. I
don't have a I'm just telling you what I'm working on. So
people can help me out. No agenda news. network.com. So
Lebanon was always on the list. And I think now that I've done
some research into the US, say, a Syrian family, O S S e IRNI.
Yeah, sorry. Ah, OSSE IRA, no Syrian family, who originally
are from Iran, but then moved. And these this very if you look
in the book of knowledge about them, they were connected to the
Ottoman Empire. They eventually moved to their Persian they
eventually moved to Lebanon, I have a feeling S E. E R I
OSSEIR. Na.
You got it, look them up on the Boca knowledge. So they are part
of binding dal and there's the family, the whole family. So
they're a part of the bunu. Assad, which there's the name
Assad right there, which is a tribe that goes all the way from
me to the all throughout the Islamic regions of the world,
big Arab tribe. And so they're descendants of that. And they're
everywhere. They're in the United States and Britain, but
predominantly Lebanon
as like a secret society.
I have a feeling I have a feeling that if you look at the
what is the region, the region is the Bekaa region of Lebanon?
I have a feeling that somehow this may not be that yes, it's
related to pipelines and an oil and gas. I think it might have
to do something with drugs. I think the drug pipeline that
comes you know, so we go from
we go through Western Africa. I don't know I'm not sure right
now, but I just,
I was starting to begin to think it's has to do with chicken.
You gotta you gotta warn me somehow. I'm just
on chicken, I have a feeling that I have.
I have an amazing story about the war on chicken, but I want
to get to it. But I think we should probably thank our
producers. Before we do that. I'm gonna show my mood by
donating to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could do
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didn't allow me to so I'm gonna put it off to this break. And
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Great. Can I just interrupt for one second? I did an experiment
an experiment about a month ago. Okay. And because I, you know,
for research, I decided to take a pill of Ritalin to see what it
would do.
Yeah, but it do.
Well, you know, I've never done anything but but but smoke pot.
I've never never snorted coke speed, Shrooms, nothing, that
nothing. This freaked me the eff out. I was up for 24 hours. And
it was really in the New York Times has an article today that
they're giving this to the soldiers. And I have to say
you're very you're very, very focused on whatever you're
doing. But this this stuff is no good. I can't imagine giving
that to a kid. I'm a grown up, you know, so I'm like, Okay,
this will be over soon. I couldn't sleep. You know, it's
like, just you know, you've got little hot flashes, you know,
cold sweat back and forth. That wasn't too bad. But I could
really feel it too bad. No, but my brain was enjoyable. No, no,
it was not enjoyable at all. But not like I wasn't like freaking
out. But I can see where just like people go like, please
don't give this to your kids. Don't give this to your kid.
Actually,
that's an interesting thing. I think people should take the
drug themselves before they give it to their kid. That's a
very good idea. And I did it because I had heard you know, a
lot of kids in LA are doing this. Like, well, let me try
this. Let me I need to know what this is like. We talk about it
all the time. We're always against it. Maybe it's like
wonder drug? No. I can imagine this is what cocaine does to
you. And I've spoken to people said yes, you
talk a mile a minute.
I was very quiet. But I was reading a lot different. Yeah,
you'd be talking a mile a minute. I just I wasn't around
people I didn't want to be because that would probably
freak me out. But in the in the name of research, I figured I'd
do it. And I tell you, I would never ever give my kid this. Oh,
it's just it's, it makes you but that's kind of what it does look
gives you these kids turn into zombies. Right? They're really
focused and they can do everything but I know what my
brain does and my brain is so developed now it's
deteriorating. So I know what the differences are because I'm
an adult. I'm almost 50 And this is not something you want to
give to an adolescent you really don't. Now a bong absolutely get
the kid hooked up to that when they're three.
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Like breaking all kinds of rules by doing this?
No, no, he's looked into it. This is essentially essentially
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question, which no, he should be. This brings up a question if
this is actually like this is like an ad. You know, when
people asked to give a web address or something is similar
to an advertisement and I'm sure it's people in the chat room are
shaking their fists about this because we don't take ads. But
but we do take these contributions and play them as
kind of a mini ad I suppose or like a classified almost what,
which brings up the question kid, should we continue to do
this a and b? More importantly, what happens if it becomes
became a trend let's say before the election? Would we take $50
donation or 100 or whatever from Obama and then plug the Obama
website well if someone or Romney for that matter, because,
you know, we're essentially not don't like either one of these
guys. But we do. Well, I What do we do? What do we do have to we
have to Yes, what I'm thinking now
we have to I mean, I here's the here's but here's the worst
question. What if the Klu Klux Klan gives us 50 bucks
and then gives her website? Yeah, what are we gonna land.org
or whatever?
plan.gov
I have this by the way,
can I just say, buzzkill Jr's giving me an awful lot of
information about riddling in the back channel? Yeah, this is
this, you know, something? I don't know.
Well, he knows a lot because he researches all this stuff.
There's a dirty apparently is a website that all the all the
kids go to that and I keep forgetting the name of the site.
I'll get it for the next show. Maybe he'll tell you in his back
channel that contains all this information. And it's like
everybody in the millennials, the millennials go to this site
as a resource that makes sure that they're not taking anything
that's going to hurt them.
So he says Ritalin has pretty much the same structure as
cocaine less reward. Adderall is more speedy. Being an
amphetamine mixed. You're more popular among academia. Not a
zombie at all. Well, I think I think we're all kinds of
zombies. If you're taking all that stuff, man. The kids are
zombies these days. He's got this.
Except for the ones that listen to our show.
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So all we really need is a train ride. It was great. Yeah, we
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I'm hoping I mean, they may not be anywhere nearby. That might
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one out. Or Oklahoma or someplace where you'd be
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Sometimes you'd like to deconstruct the news. We do I've
got a deconstruction of the war on chicken Okay.
can laugh here in that so anyway, so we talked about this
on the last show the I looked into it, because I saw some
sketchy stories that seemed to be cropping up everywhere. I had
no idea how much they started cropping up. And so I did this
deconstruction. The Chicken Council called out the
Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine as the
source of this, although I have I think there may be another
source because this is a front for PETA.
Oh, yeah. Okay, there we go.
So they have a bunch of fronts. Apparently, Pete if nobody takes
him seriously anymore. So he created fake organization, you
can research these people on various sites that look into
these these operations. And it's like, there's the number of
physicians involved in this group is very low as like less
than 5% or 5%. The media contact this head of it, Janine Stewart
McVeigh, the media relations managers directly as you as a
direct stooge for PETA, that she's cited in a number of
places, their spokespeople are the same usual suspects of
Stooges, a Hollywood stooges my and the top of the list is Alec
Baldwin. And to remind people who Alec Baldwin is, even though
he's a very enjoyable actor on things like 30 Rock, but let's
play a clip that I have. That's famous clip from just a few
years ago of Alec Baldwin leaving a message on his
daughter's cell phone.
And I want you right now 30 years. And once again, I've made
myself a specific time, when the time comes for me to make the
phone call. Whatever I'm doing, and I go I make that phone call
at 11 o'clock in the morning in New York. At 10 o'clock at
night, and you don't even have that goddamn phone turned on. I
want you to know something I'm tired of playing this game. With
you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time
you want to become you don't have the brain or the decency as
a human being I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or
11 years old, or that your child or your mothers or fathers will
doesn't care about what you do as part of the last time and
when I come out here next week. I'm gonna fly off for the day
straight on this issue I'm gonna let you know just how
disappointed in you I am again, you made me feel like shit and
you made me feel
great again. And this crappy situation your mother touched
constantly you're afraid for the day straight What do you want to
stand me? I want to really make sure you did. I'm gonna turn
around and come home Friday the 20th to be with
you okay to be played?
Hey, great to audio quality there John.
I don't know what happened that clip. Anyway, I'll make a better
copy of it. But anyway, so he's obviously a nut and well chewing
out an 11 year old Vilar 12. He doesn't even know her age,
because she didn't pick up the phone. Right? Well screw those
kids. Baa Yeah, because it's more important to be for animal
rights or to shill
for Zynga by getting so called kicked off a plane for playing.
Farm, right.
Zynga game. Yeah. So I started looking into this what depress
release what effect it had, we had, apparently, I think the
only way to describe this, one of the tricks I like to use is
I'll take a look at a press release and find a phrase using
the release that people normally journalists would normally not
use, right. And sometimes it can be a very large phrase, that's
just to prove the point, you don't want to use a word, you
want to use a large phrase and drop it in Google. So here's the
phrase I used. This is it sped up the processing lines to a
dizzying 175 birds per minute, dizzying and dizzying of course,
is the key word that I was looking for. So by this, I don't
just want the dizzying or anything. I want that a whole
line to prove that the media is doing nothing but cut and paste
journalism, which you had earlier in the show. And I
wanted to piggyback on I'm looking
at Huffington Post using the line right now. Okay, well, I
got all I mean, I got 6500 uses of that exact same line,
including from me got ABC News speed up the processing times do
a doozy hunters. That's ABC News. W NYC See, uses it on
their website. eons.com, beautiful nightmare.com Hundreds
and hundreds of blogs using the exact same line is this is this.
I mean, it's not plagiarism, because it's in a press release.
So you're you can use it, but would you use it? A football,
the five a Texas football forum, somebody drops it in. It's used
in cafe mom.com, uses it over and over again. And here's the
one that really got me, because most of the time they changed
the headline a little bit, but the exact same line is used by
the China Daily with with the headline China food safer than
us food,
because they have slower processing lines.
No, because there were taken to USDA guys off and there was all
kinds of accusations in this press release about salmonella
and all these things. So the giant so this is another words
used as propaganda by the Chinese government. In other
words, these people these PETA people are working against the
best interests on a trade basis with the against the United
States. And essentially, I don't know, I suppose of your right
wing talk show guy could call them traitors. But whatever the
case is, the Chinese have picked it up and gone with along with
6000 other sources. These are this the news media as it now
exists is a detriment to the future of this country. If
they're going to get this as the best they can do is just take a
press release and use a stupid line speed up the processing
lines to a dizzying 175 birds per minute I could just
ridiculous the things we're just taking full cloth and run all
over the country. And it's like they got picked up by all the
locals and everybody that nobody's paying attention. The
fact that this is a PETA scam, John Cena borax pet peeve of the
day.
You know, PETA was much better when they just had all the hot
chicks take their clothes off.
They they they've had to create these front organizations
because nobody takes them because everybody knows what
they're up to. They have an agenda. So they come off with
their un they used to do this themselves. And they'd have the
same press release out there but nobody's saying what
is the name of the organization again, John just so I can put
them in my tracking system.
This group is the Physicians Committee for Responsible
Medicine
committee for responsive bowl Mehta,
and you can go look him up on pcrm.org pcrm.org and they have
you know if you look on their website in fact, there's a
couple of funny things on there they have if you look at some of
them, they're the ones against the hot dog
Wait a minute
not against my Hot Pockets are they
well, they probably are but I was looking at some of their see
where they get their prisons
Dr. Barnard Dr. Barnard
frontman for the whole thing.
About PCRM let me look at this man. Open
issue oil does not prevent heart disease is a good one. This is
their breaking news. Because they don't want people using
fish oil either chicken. Here's one from Dr. Bernards blog.
Chicken could carry feces warning label. Yeah, I don't
think so. Capitol Hill discussion of farm bill
highlights health hazards of factory farm poop.
Well, let's look at this video for a second that's on their
opening the doors to compassion a pussycat behind bars
compassion.
what price do we pay when we turn away from practices that
could improve the lives of people and animals?
Show me some chimps.
Yeah, definitely chimps are in their gym. In fact, I'm looking
at their list of press releases, right nearly half of supermarket
chicken tainted by feces. Well, I know billboard warns Marlins
fans of but cancer hot dog link,
but, but cancer but cancer. Lovely. Do they have any
financials on here? Because I'll look into that. No, no kidding.
Now why why? I mean, why would we have that right? membership
to become a member make a donation? You know, another
mailing that somebody get on the mailing? You know, these guys
make millions and millions and millions of dollars? Yeah. The
Hollywood jerk offs. Yeah. And other you know, people that just
don't get it.
Speaking of which, so the word is now out that the reason why
Mel Gibson was so insane is because he refused to take his
bipolar medicine.
Oh, wow. Lithium or something?
Yeah. I don't think bipolar medicine is lithium necessarily.
Some people have taken lithium. So yeah, there's probably
something a little more power. Well,
yeah. So this is that you're right. That goes back to what I
said at the beginning. Is this the reason why programs like
ours are drawing people in in the hundreds that come and
listen to hundreds of listeners come in to listen to us? Because
there's no one is doing any of the work is like, Oh, that's a
good line. I think I'll use that. And Arianna Huffington.
She worked.com
are in the story. I mean, give me a break.
So there was an interesting Reuters news report. I don't
know if I mentioned I don't think I think I kept this from
last week. But there was a follow up to this, which is even
crazier. The CDC is now propagating and report that
during the whooping cough epidemic and outbreak in
California in 2010, which we followed. It turns out that
immunized children who received the Pertussis and that was
called pertussis pertussis pertussis vaccination, were more
likely to catch the disease than kids who didn't have the
vaccination.
Where did this story come from
Reuters. During a whooping cough outbreak in California, 2010
immunize children get
suppressed faster than you can imagine. Oh, it's
much better than that. immunized children, between eight and 12
year olds were more likely to catch the bacterial disease than
kids of other ages suggesting that the childhood vaccine wears
off as kids get older. Oh, yeah. So So conclusions because I went
to the you know, I don't just
by the way, that has to be a bogus argument. Well, I mean,
the logic doesn't make any here's the conclusion, would
they get it more?
Let me give you the conclusion. Our data this is from them. Our
data suggests that the current schedule of a cellular Pertussis
vaccine doses is insufficient to prevent outbreaks of pertussis.
We noted a markedly and markedly increased rate of disease from
ages eight through 12, proportionate to the interval
since the last scheduled vaccine, stable rates of testing
ruled out selection bias the possibility of earlier or more
numerous booster doses of a cellular Pertussis vaccine,
either as part of routine immunization or for outbreak
control should be entertained. So they're saying because the
vaccine doesn't work, you need to have more of it. How sick are
we? And isn't the definition of a vaccine is that you build up
an immunization, and therefore because you're given the actual
virus, and therefore you don't get it. I mean, I don't have to
have a booster for polio. Do I get one polio shot? That's it,
you're gonna find some proof that you do. You're right.
You're so right. As the army surgeon has, let's see, cancer
vaccine coming out. We got a brain cancer vaccine coming out.
Which Yeah, which will not prevent cancer, but it'll help
you live three months longer. But it's called a vaccine. Of
course, it's not a vaccine, but they call it a vaccine is just
nuts. And we had to we had two dinners this this past week,
really smart people. And one guy's computer he has a
computer's software company. And other
guys that you are do they know anything about the show when you
have these dinners before
or after? No, they did not know before. They just thought oh is
the MTV guy that'll be cool. And the other guy's a PhD make his
hair teaches a university teaches creative writing in
English. And and there's an X scene and one other guy we'll
talk about in a second. But all, All to all these dinner
conversations eventually comes around to, you know, we could
defend this hill if we had to, you know, we could call deer and
like, without me even starting there, they already these are
smart people that are already feeling it. They're like, hi,
man. This is uh, something's going on something weird is
happening. But then we have my other friend king. And he's
originally from Texarkana. He's a photographer, and he's any we
lived in Phoenix and I moved to Austin, and he keeps telling me
about the show we have to watch which I think is is the bullfrog
dynasty. Home I gotta look this up on a&e don't know it. I'm
sorry, Duck Dynasty. Duck Duck still don't know a Duck Dynasty.
This is a show you have to watch. It's on a&e. And it's
about the family that created the original duck call the Acme
duck call. I don't know if it's the Acme Let me see. And so they
wound up making like a billion dollars. And and all they do all
day long is they go out and they shoot squirrels. And they talk
about Amen. And we're not. We don't trust meat from the
supermarket and they eat they hunt frogs all the time. And
they're in the bayou of the Louisiana bayou not far from
Texas Connor probably. And it's just and you love them this. I
predict this show to be a huge hit. Because people are thinking
this way. They've got like ZZ Top beards and stuff. And they
keep going out hunting frogs and they cook up the frog legs. It's
the Robertson I think is the Yeah, the Robertson's these guys
are Duck Dynasty. You gotta watch the show guy. Yeah.
Louisiana family lives. The American dream is the operator
successful hunting accessory business. They got duck calls.
But in there is something changing. And maybe Austin has
something to do with us. You
know them poking a beehive.
That was all episode, right? They're poking the beehive.
They got a big vacuum cleaner with a long extension. They want
to suck the bees. And then so they push the beehive with this
thing and knock it open and all the bees are chasing them down
to down to the swamp. Cool. Yeah.
Tell me these guys rock man.
These guys totally rally watch two episodes before him.
I think he can watch more. Trust me.
I doubt it.
Alright, a couple of agenda 21 items I want to go through
there's a there's a new bill being proposed, which I'll get
to in a second, which is HR 15. For those who want to read along
at home Follow the bouncing ball 1505 which is known as the
national security and federal lands Protection Act. We'll go
through that in a second. But there's a lot of crazy agenda 21
stuff going on. If you know what an agenda 21 is then go to the
United Nations website or just google for the documents on
agenda 21 Essentially, the whole idea is start your five year
career reading it. Yeah. kill people save the earth. And Clint
DDA and I didn't know who he was, but I guess he's a US he
won two Super Bowls. He was in to Super Bowl. Is he a coach or
a player?
I never heard of him and I like football.
Well, let's find out who he is Quinn DDA. Come on, man, you
know, this guy.
Next NFL tight end. Yeah, he looks like a football guy. He's
a Glenn Beck guy.
Oh, really. So he has a farm up there and American football
player. He has a farm up there in Washington State. And the EPA
just decided to take away his land by not letting him farm on
it. Well, here's a here's the clip.
Well, we had an article in the paper the other day, David that
stated the fact that the National Marine Fisheries
Service, which is part of NOAA, that's directly linked to EPA
wants to put 500 foot buffers on all the waterways in the state
of Washington for pesticide herbicide application. They're
not going to take the land away. They're just not going to allow
us to farm the land. And if they do that 61% of our ground will
be out of production in the state of Washington. We cannot
manage a farm when they take that much of our land away from
us. Did they ask you about it before they impose this renew
reg? No, they did not. And our own department of agriculture
here in the state of Washington has done an exclusive study for
the last six years. They have studied six of the highest areas
in our state from farming for the water returning back to the
river and they have found no residue of a any pesticide,
herbicide, fungicide, or anything going back to the
river? Well, let me tell you right now it's happening in
Michigan. It's happening in states across the country. I
read about it in the capitol press, we farmers, US farmers of
the United States of America. We're feeling threatened, we're
wounded, we're back against the corner. And the only way out of
this has to go through these agencies will go through these
agencies. Let me tell you right now, in our in our area right
here in the Columbia Basin, we will not go down without a
fight. If they want to fight. We're ready.
So I guess you need to speed up the processing of the chicken if
you want to exist in today's world. So that's like, you know,
almost 40% of his farmland gets taken away by the EPA. Now the
EPA, they just make up regulations that
they were given the go ahead to just make up stuff as they go
along. And then that that horrible woman, Jackson, I mean,
who's just an arrogant jerk. She's just loves it be him being
the point of power to this
new shill asks a very stupid question. And then he tries to
recover like, oh, yeah, I knew that. Yeah. Yeah. Like he's
like, he's an idiot. Wasn't this
as as much as I understand your reasons for it. And I encourage
you to fight for your rights as as this thing goes. But doesn't
federal law Trumps state law all the time? How dumb
is this guy?
Oh, that is unbelievable. This is a great meme that they've
managed to plant into the minds of people that should know
better. Now, who is this? Douchebag?
I don't know. It's probably Fox or something. I don't know. This
DDA
guide said Fox uses that mean constantly. Listen to our show
should realize that Fox is not on your side.
Here he comes. This is not federal law. These are agencies
that are using the courts and a judge by the name of John Qunar
in Seattle to implement their agenda. Agenda. No, no, that's
that's the key. It's not I misspoke. It's not
your an ad. It is what you are not a law.
It's a regulation put forth by one branch of government and we
are supposed to have equal Britain's separate branch and
how it
goes off the rails again. What are you talking about? Man has
nothing to do with the EPA. Justin has no right to make up
shit like that. So
if government and we are a Federalist Society, so I mean,
we are supposed to the states are supposed to have rights
rights. Rights is what is your recourse? Now? Where do you go?
What do you do? States Rights supersede the federal
government? By the way, too, by
the way, just say no. Yeah, but we've got to be careful because
people forget this. So one of these wonderful people, actually
the wife of King, the guy from Texarkana. Who watches the duck,
the Duck Dynasty. She said, I really hate this TSA. I know
that I always get picked out a line for she's hot by the way. I
asked her picked out a line first I'm I'm I'm always they
always want I know, they're looking at my boobs. I know.
They're looking at my my, my coos. I'm sick and tired of I
said you can opt out. She said really? Like, oh, I didn't know
that. Yes, this was at the dinner. Yeah. She didn't know
she could opt out. And she's, she's very pretty.
You have a sign that says it and most airports. Nobody reads
these things. They just plow through and
then I said but be prepared because when you opt out, they
will they will try to embarrass you by yelling opt out, opt out,
we wrote up that they will embarrass you they're gonna try
and do that. But you can just opt out just say no, now you
will get felt up. But at least you said well, at least I can
see the person when they do it. This is like all things just
anyway, let me move on. Melinda Gates, Melinda Gates,
who I didn't get the name of that guy who was interviewing
this. This Diddy a guy?
I can find it for you right now.
Before you go to Belinda gay since you're talking about
douchebags
Well, I'm talking about agenda 21 I'm not just talking about
douchebags.
Well, it sounds like it to me.
Yeah. Well, it's here I'll tell you who it is this is on it's on
Fox Fox Business Fox Business has been worse David something
or other? I don't know.
Can I play an ad that ran on Fox Business on Forbes on Fox? Yeah,
of course, play the online booty call ad Oh.
This is an advertisement.
This is a real advertisement ran on Forbes on Fox. And it was a
low production value piece of crap that should not have been
accepted for broadcasting to begin with and and at the very
end I was explaining what I was explained what you're going to
be seeing on this as I was explained the whole thing and
you can kind of guess this guy is talking to some girl and he
wants to marry her and so then somebody comes running in out of
the blue and kicks him into the bushes. And it was just a dummy
that lands it's just a horrible production. And then the guy
promotes his This is the guy who runs booty call and he promotes
his a dating site. And then at the very end that he walks off
with the pretty girl and she's got the flowers the first guy
gave her throws the flowers on this guy who's down on the
ground and calls him a loser. I know we just met today on
eHarmony. But we shouldn't be together forever.
Don't promise marriage just to get a date? Hi, I'm Dr. Moses
Brown, president and founder of Online booty call.com Did you
know that marriage is a leading cause of divorce? And it will be
seen we take a fun casual approach to online dating. So
join the millions of singles having fun at OBC today. Look,
I'm not just the president. I'm also a member loser
that's Fox.
This reminds me of another story. You know there's this
website called is anyone up.com You've heard of this? I'm sure
I'm sure JC knows about this
is it according to JC it's lost its it doesn't have its mojo
anymore because it'd be got corrupted by too many people
sending in crappy pictures
right? So but this thing was so on fire that people were even
tattooing their hashtag on on their body parts, which is no,
NB, H and C which stands for no butthole no care. And the kids
are just crazy about this. All of a sudden, the website is
closed. The guy sold it to bullyville.com and you gotta
look at this bullyville.com it this is it's like it's
impossible to find out who's actually you know behind it
because it's a it's a closed Corporation. But this is all
like anti bullying you know be nice the guys part of
cheaters.com called
bully Hill
bullyville bullyville.com. I'm gonna go to it as well.
You'll be I give to anybody listening what their original
idea was of the first sight
and the first sight is you when you embarrass people like former
boyfriends girlfriends by sending in some typically naked
naked picture of them, which is hilarious. funny sight and who's
on the homepage of bullyville.com Yeah, buddy. Oh,
yeah. Let's listen to our buddy. Let's see what he has to say.
Dr. Drew Dr. Drew house. Oh, bullying and Gene Simmons. Oh,
students have
been bullied at school this year alone.
The harassment has caused two thirds of these students to feel
unsafe and 28% of them to drop out bullying has led to an
epidemic of LBGT teen suicides that has sent shockwaves through
the community there are over 30,000 suicides each year.
That's one suicide every 17 minutes.
For every completed suicide there's an estimate of 100 to
200 attempts LGBT
teens are six to nine times more likely. This is all relating
down to human rights and pacification of the nation. And
in California, your state John entered by Assembly Member
campus. This bill has been passed the act to amend section
489 or 00 the Education Code relating to pupils this bill
will identify specific conduct that would constitute a post on
a social network internet website, including posting to or
creating a burn page as defined creating a credible
impersonation of a person as defined and creating a false
profile as defined as illegal. So you can now get kicked out of
school and prosecuted for saying for creating a burn page. You
want to burn pages?
Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a grudge page. It used to be called Yeah,
you put up a page about somebody you hate.
That is now a an expendable offense, along with possession
or using tobacco or products containing tobacco or nicotine
products.
What did they do? They threw this in gratuitously
including but not limited to cigarettes, cigars, miniature
cigars, clove cigarettes, smokeless tobacco, snuff to
packets and betul. However, this section is not prohibit use or
possession of Beto
in Taiwan. Apparently
you can also be expelled if you commit an obscene act or engaged
in habitual profanity or vulgarity Oh cussing
is now illegal there goes the filthy speech movement that was
so popular University California few the free future
possess an imitation firearm. Like a squirt gun.
What have you just make that finger with
Yeah, trigger. Yeah. This was interesting if you have
unlawfully offered arrange to sell and negotiated to sell or
sold the prescription drugs Soma Here's the actual definition
bullying means any severe or pervasive physical or verbal act
or conduct including communications made in writing,
or by means of an electronic Act, including one or more acts
committed by a pupil or group as defined in
Section A can't pass a note across the classroom. It says,
you know, you suck nope,
nope, nope, nope. Electronic Act means transmission by electronic
device included but not limited to telephone wireless message,
text, sound or image post to a socially net website include a
limit to post the burn page burn page definition means an
internet website created for purposes of harming,
intimidating, threatening or defrauding another person.
So on that bullying site, there was a statistics about suicides.
And it was implied that the suicides were the result of
bullying. Looking at the suicide rates, the entire suicide rate
of going to the CDC is that number total, how many how many?
Are they telling us that all suicides suicide? Yes.
And none of them have to do with the over prescription of
Ritalin, Adderall or any other psychotropic drugs? None of
that, of course has anything to do with it whatsoever, and
apparently is only lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender
children.
So what they implied Yeah. That's bullcrap. And then they
have this list of bullied celebrities. Let's go down the
list. Oh, I missed that will lead celebrities we have. Paris
Jackson. That's Michael Jackson's daughter bullied. DJ
ashba, lead guitarist of Guns and Roses. Johnny Depp bullied
Mel Gibson bullied. Jennifer Esposito bullying Mel Gibson,
Mel Gibson bullied right here. Really bullied. With three the
story. Mel Gibson was bullied. Mel Gibson moved to Australia
from New York when he was 12. He was taunted for being chubby and
because of his American accent. No Gibson is reported as saying
that at first no one liked me. They made rude moment remarks
about me cut me to the bone. My sense of humor kept the bullies
away. Really? Yeah. This is unbelievable. He's a bullying
survivor bullying survivor. That's pathetic. Steve Harvey's
ex wife bullied. us lots of celebrities. I mean, I'm wearing
good good by the company's tight
definitions. Everybody in the world has been bullied.
Everybody with no exceptions is run
by time or I've been bullied. You've been bullied in that
case. Bully bully bully? Absolutely. Here's the real
bully.
Here's me. Akin was teased for singing.
So the point is, is people were bullied but became very
successful.
Go to a comedy club and harass the comedian even though you're
gonna get it back.
No, that will be illegal.
All right. What about insult comics? They're out of business
now.
Yeah. Can't bully Yeah, this is all part of Cultural Marxism.
Now let's go back to agenda 21 Because I have these two clips
was just kind of interesting. Melinda Gates has at TEDx in
Germany. I'm not sure I don't not sure if she was what city
was she was in and she and Melinda Gates by the way, was
she not just a secretary?
She was a product manager for what product that that that
publishing product?
Click the name of it where she could see the product manager of
cleaning
no not for the Clippy know that. They had a publishing Microsoft
publish or something.
I can't remember the name. product that failed is what
you're saying?
Well, after she
quit been discontinued.
I think it's pretty much been discouraging. I don't remember
it. So whatever. She's a product manager. And she that was it.
She was and then
she bag Bill Gates.
I'm what the way the story goes. If you care. Yeah, I do. I've
been guiding you for it. She was hand picked by Bill's mom, Tim
Ryan, Mary bill or else she was dying. And she had to marry or
Bill had to marry her before she died. So she feel that she has
somebody who can take care of Bill really that was the story
of Bill's mom used to eat, washing his clothes until the
very end washing his
anus. Yeah. At that, yeah. So Melinda Gates now with the bill
goes around the world, killing people. And so she is onstage at
TEDx and you got all the douchebag elites sitting in the
audience tweeting, I'm at TEDx, Akula mash Amity.
And TEDx is like this. Second tear. Yeah. It's like an insult
to speak at TEDx.
Oh, well, that's what she's up there for 25 minutes.
And speeches are only supposed to go for 18 or 14.
Now, but she gets interviewed. She's Melinda Gates, Product
Manager of Clippy. Come on. Come on, what are you talking about?
She's important. And of course, she's talking about her favorite
topic, which is birth control, and particularly birth control
in Africa. And she starts off by basically, you know, this is
it's always the same thing. It's like, you know, like Christine
Lagarde. I don't want to brag, but let me brag. So when she
says, This is not what this is about, it's exactly what it's
about. Listen,
some people think when we talk about contraception, that it's
code for abortion, which it's not some people, let's be
honest, they're uncomfortable with the topic.
Let's be honest. Yeah, there we go. They're uncomfortable with
the topic of sex. Haha. Okay, what else you got to say Melinda
cuz it's about sex. Some people worry that the real goal of
family planning is to control populations. But these are all
notice. She doesn't say it's not. You catch that?
Yeah. And Bill is set it is a number of times, all right,
issues. They've attached themselves to this core idea
that men and women should be able to decide when they want to
have a child.
Right. So she goes into this whole long thing about, you
know, I didn't want to have children, I want to have a
successful career. And now we have three beautiful children.
And she's somehow equating her a elitist, privileged life to that
of an African mother, living in a hut, eating mud. And of
course, she is the chosen one, to go and help these women to
help them not have children. And it is population control. They
are performing population control, and they are a elitist
going in and saying we'll help you out. And what is their
favorite, favorite favorite method of population control? Is
it a condom? Is it spiral? No.
Women in Africa will tell you over and over again that what
they prefer today is an injectable. It's a fact.
They'll tell you over and over again. Fact I wasn't really I
was in Africa,
Africa tomorrow, go and hang out in some village in Ghana. Yeah.
And I just bring this up because Oh, don't eject double. No, no,
they'll go injectable injectable. It's just
injectable. They'll do it over and over again. It's a fad. Over
and over again. They'll just keep going. They will tell you.
That's what they want. Let's listen.
Women in Africa will tell you over and over again that what
they prefer today is an injectable. They get it in their
arm. And they go about four times a year, they have to get
it every three months to get their injection. The reason
women like it so much in Africa, is they can hide it from their
husbands who sometimes want a lot of children. The problem
is they're waiting, man. So wait, wait, hold
on. It's a didn't she earlier say that? Yes. Couple makes
these decisions. Yeah, apparently not. Oh, she said
earlier that is you know, you did the couple decides. So the
man's out of the picture now because this trickery? Ah,
that's exactly true.
Every other time a woman goes into a clinic in Senegal, that
injection is stocked out. It's stocked out 150 days out of the
year. So can you imagine this situation she walks all this way
to go get her injection. She leaves her field. Sometimes
these are children. And it's not there.
So while the chat room is now going crazy, because we've swung
them from topic to topic, number one. I do not believe Melinda
Gates has any right to go in and start injecting stuff into
people because women don't want it and their husbands want to
have lots of children. That is it is population control. Number
two, bullying is a fast track to restriction of freedom of
speech. That's what you got to watch out for. Because
invariably we get people saying and listen to the show. So you
guys are a holes, you're ignorant. Bullying is horrible.
The way it's going and look@bullyville.com and look at
what this buyout of is anyone up.com It is stopping free
speech. I'm not saying it's great free speech. But free
speech is free speech. And that's not being stopped. It is
being stopped and you will you will come to regret this
I'm on your side and completely on this. Let me just play them
condemning you in the chat room as you know they should be
arrested. Yeah, bullying you.
That's okay. Because Prince Philip, I want to play a classic
Prince Philip clip from 1984. He'll tell you what, what the
elites really think of y'all
think of the most serious issues faced by conservationist and
World Wildlife Fund. Over the next 20 years or so
95% of the whole of the Atlantic Rainforest in Brazil has
disappeared in the last 100 years, there is simply nowhere
for these animals live at the basis of it all is this colossal
increase in the human population? It's one of the
living species of the planet, but it's it's reaching plague
proportions. That's
right. You're just the plague were a play or a plague. Yeah,
we're a plague. Just a horrible, horrible plague. You want to
hear the UNICEF children the program, you want to hear the
programmed kids who are now being taught that we're just a
plague.
Might as well you're watching UNICEF Television. During the
week long forum and climate change, child delegates from
over 40 countries engaged in debate, skill building and
negotiating sessions. They also learned to use online media
tools to promote work against climate change. Strong of the
newly acquired skills, the climate ambassadors signed a
declaration that outlined the main concerns and
recommendations shared by all on the closing day of the
children's climate forum. A handful of youth ambassadors
from all over the world presented the finalized
declaration.
We, as the world's children want to be able to look forward to a
cleaner, brighter, greener future and are prepared to do
whatever it takes. Climate change is making education,
health care and child protection, nothing more than a
chance gap and violating our rights. It is time to act.
We will do anything like killing ourselves if we have to. Steve
Zwick, do you know him now, he writes for Forbes magazine. And
he same guys who do the booty call?
Those are the booty call guys. He wasn't here right in his
coffin I write about the economic value of nature's
services. This is all of great for Earth Day. And the title of
his article which you will have to read in the show notes 402
dot na shownotes.com a Tennessee fireman solution to climate
change. We know who the Active Denial lists are not the people
who buy the lies, mind you, but the people who create the lies.
Let's start keeping track of them now and when the families
come, let's make them pay. Let's let their houses burn until the
innocent are rescued. Let's swap their safe land for submerge
islands Let's force them to bear the cost of rising getting this
in Forbes magazine. Forbes forbes.com
Give me the link to that.
All right, I'm gonna email it to you right now. Because this
Forbes you could write a whole column about this.
No, I'm What do you think I'm looking for the link for
Yeah, I'll email it to you right now. I mean, that's I mean, well
let me just the sciences science Yeah, it literally says let
their houses burn. It's the Tennessee firemen solution to
climate change when were those Tennessee firemen because yeah,
that people hadn't paid their 60 bucks or whatever. They just let
the houses burn. Which is probably bullcrap story but
that's what he's using. So yeah, they broke the climate Why
should the rest of us have to pay for it? Let their houses
burn put their heads on a steak Wow
cool. All right. Yeah, no, it's sick. Yep.
Okay, just wrapping it all up just in
more debris thank you for finishing the show with more
depressing stuff now I
can do something good for you.
I have a I have a light piece who can run alright quickly. I
think this will help the this will help lower that population
to idiots. Apparently there was a crack couple of crashes on the
bridge over here and the way the second crash occurred. I don't
know how you can drive like this, but I just thought it was
funny. It's the words that clip.
It's a huge pileup huge pile up. 1000s of
commuters had a frustrating commute this morning trying to
cross the San Mateo bridge. Two crashes one in each direction
closed several lanes for hours bringing traffic to a
standstill. It all started around six this morning with a
Big Red Cloud in the back of a stalled pickup. Official say a
driver going in the other direction. became distracted and
then slammed into the back of an unoccupied CHP cruiser. Oops.
I mean the cruisers got lights and all this stuff right and I
hope so. Guy plows into it like an idiot. Yeah. Locals
Alright, so everybody over there in Euro land hope all goes well
we of course we have the French elections we should have we
should have the results pretty soon I
guess I'm hoping like now Yeah Is it
eight o'clock when they eight o'clock so it's six seven think
we have one more hour to go unfortunately we can't we can't
get that now. So if a good old narc asarco the narco doesn't
have blonde
top Sarkodie and French vote, right but the pin surges.
That's a marina LePen. So what has to happen if the there'll be
a run off on May 6 If Sarco doesn't win by at least 50%
which we didn't expect. Now we don't expect that. So Holanda is
gonna be interesting. What happens in this
is socialist. Yeah, this socialists always the French is
always always flipped back and forth between conservatives and
socialists and back and forth, and back and forth. Nobody seems
to be able to get the job done.
In in Italy, just to round out our Euro lamb news in Italy.
They're now burning paintings at the Italian Museum. Because they
don't have, you know, of course, the austerity measures are
kicking in, and there's no money to preserve the arts. So the guy
says he's going to burn three works of art a week until the
museum's entire 1000 piece collection is gone. Or until the
government forks over funds for the museum. The burning burning
paintings, that's because the austerity measures are working
so well.
Yeah, they're working great. Yeah, instead of giving the
paintings to somebody to put in their house, like over here is
another free painting, you know, but now we're gonna
burn them. We're gonna burn them. Oh, it's
a PR move. And Umberto definitely.
So that, I mean, just get back to hr 1505. So what this is
about,
burned in first painting was a French guys. Anyway, go on.
The Secretary of the Interior or the Secretary of Agriculture
shall not impede, prohibit or restrict activities of the
Secretary of Homeland Security on land under the jurisdiction
of the Secretary of Interior or secretary of agriculture, to
achieve operational control over the internal land and maritime
borders of the United States. Do you remember us talking about
the 100 mile radius?
Oh, yeah, well, we've talked about a number of times.
So now we have a bill that says that the Department of Homeland
Security within here it is United States and Canada shall
be considered to apply to and Canada interesting to apply to
all section of the International land and maritime borders the
United States within 100 miles of the International land and
maritime borders for activities of the Department of Homeland
Security, as described in subsection B. These guys can do
anything they want on essentially public land. And the
rangers who love the public land are up in arms arms about this
because they can do. assisting in securing the border within
100 miles, including access to maintain and construct roads,
constructive fans use vehicles to patrol to patrol set up
monitoring equipment landing strips, to 100 miles within
every single border of the United States. The Department of
Homeland Security, if this is passed, will have the right to
just do whatever they want.
But 100 miles in the state of California, the width of the
entire state is 250 Miles
what would have to be from the border 100 miles from the from
the border. Well, the
coast is the border. Oh, that's
a good point. Wow.
So it goes all the way to Sacramento. So that means the
entire Bay Area, Los Angeles, all the way to Bakersfield, San
Diego, all that is is subject to the whims of the department
departments
Homeland Security and the agriculture and even
if they take the border move at 12 miles offshore from the 12
mile limit. All the bay area all the way to Sacramento and beyond
probably to Auburn
so I think it might be an idea if you care to contact your
congressperson and say I don't like this idea. Let's see who
put this in Bishop of Utah king of New York. Hastings of
Washington really Hastings who lives there? Up there the border
Smith of Texas I got voted out of course it has to be voted but
it won't
be now these guys have got to be voted out of office. All of them
Peter King. The guy's a douchebag Yeah,
he's always behind this stuff. Ah,
I don't think that's enough. I'm done. I tallied lightened it up
a little bit and boom, here you go again.
You got it good. Can you lighten it up with one more thing?
I got nothing else says light. I got some. I mean I got the guys
beating the crap and killing some guy that does the Rodney
King situation with his Rojas was killed by the Border Patrol.
So let's not do that. There's only one way there's only one
way to end it
on chicken
laugh and sell.
That's a good that's a good clip we got there. Thanks yellow
jacket. I like that. All right, so also next week. On the sixth
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