They have done nothing but annoy the public. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak.
It's Thursday, April 19 2012. Time for your Gitmo nation media
assassination episode 401. This is no agenda, reading Compendia
so you don't have to hear cam MoPhO in the capital of the
drone Star State Austin Tejas in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry.
And indeed, it's formula 401 Day here in Northern Silicon Valley.
I'm John C. Dvorak. Hill.
With a stinger formula 401.
You don't know.
No, I don't what's formula 401? Typical. Oh, what is that? Like?
Nom Nom, I'm a millennial, or something, or I'm a loser. You
don't know what formula 401 is, you idiot.
I didn't say that. I said, typical. Yeah. Well, what
is it then?
It's a very interesting cleaning solution. And that's what we're
doing here on the no agenda show cleaning cleaning your brain, in
your brain. So it works. And it's so true, actually. It was a
it was an individual, very interesting store, I think they
find to get bought up by Procter and Gamble or something. But I
think initially, it was an independent guy who was selling
this stuff and he was doing it through in advertorial for
commercials it's a very good product and he and one of the
big conglomerate one of the big giant companies Colgate or the
one of Johnson and Johnson, one of them here. They said this is
guys making too much money because it was a it was a it was
a different way a different formulation for cleaning and
added some new chemical that had just been developed. So they
started to go after him to slick him and it killed him. No, he
apparently had so much margin on this that he lowered the price
and killed them.
Wow. What was their competing product? I wonder like Mr. Clean
or something.
Do I have two products on the market now that have these spray
top cleaners? Right,
right comes into windex like bottle? I think I do remember
this four Oh, formula. 401.
Yeah. And so anyway, so that he did but then they after then he
came won the game. And then somebody I think just bought him
out. And that was the end of it.
Well, anyway, we are indeed here to clean your brain that's been
fouled up and just follow just followed by mainstream media.
And that includes not just television, but newspapers and
radio and there's all kinds of mud and poop in your head right
now. And we're going to take our toilet brush and clean it all
out. So in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak,
in the morning to you, Adam curry and in the morning to all
ships at sea boots on the ground. People in the submarines
and the Washington shore and the legs around the soldiers.
Okay. Oh, well, let me start off with that one right away. The
funniest thing
you know, my favorite one about this, besides the fact that
everybody got so worked up about it was a bunch of goofballs they
picked up some body parts and took some photos right,
essentially, yeah, but my favorite one was the guys get
you see the photo. That guy's got one of these somebody's hand
on his shoulder. And he's like, whoa, what's this? Just like a
Halloween gag?
Well, you know what, this is all about it. So they want to
do all hands must roll. Yeah.
There's not just feet on the ground there. There's there's
legs and kneecaps and all kinds of bits and pieces. It isn't so
funny. And we all get such
disrespect for the dismembered body of a suicide bomber. Right?
Yeah, it's like millions of people been killed already in
the past 10 years, like, Oh, this is so disrespectful. I'm
telling you, why don't we do executions on national
television? It'd be great for our production company. This
that's the next step. Now Yeah, yeah. Well, I have been enjoying
the continuation of the hookers and blow in, in Colombia.
A good story to follow. Yeah, it's
funny. And now of course, the Secret Service is jumping all
over Ted Nugent,
Ted Nugent, because it kills me about the Ted Nugent strike
because I've heard it a couple of times it's at the one of the
political I think said this, they said is Ted Nugent a
hilled. The Hillary Rosen moment for the Republicans. Ted Nugent
does not work for the Republicans. No, I mean, he's
just some rock and roll guy. I mean, he can anyone have a
freedom of speech anymore? Hilary Rosen work for the
Democratic National Committee. Yeah, I'm gonna give me a break
who comes up with these these? Oh, well, you can't say
anything. Well,
I just love watching these women in the morning on CNN and Fox
and I'd like their legs, although CNN doesn't show legs
because they don't have good good look and just show a
picture of that blown up guy's legs. And like, Oh, he's crazy.
He Yeah, he's for 2030 years. He's the mad. He's the Motor
City madman or we know this has been this. We know this. So What
else is new? But here's so the you know as to of course, you
know, we're do a full investigation, and we let the
boss down. No, you didn't you do exactly what the boss wanted you
to do. He did a good job with the hookers there in Colombia to
distract attention from the true message as reiterated in the
wonderful newsletter you sent out yesterday, John, good job on
that.
Thank you. This newsletter, by the way, got me, unfortunately,
kind of sidetracked on something I mentioned in the newsletter.
And I didn't realize, I mean, I know that we always know is bad
that the fact that we have six media companies in this country,
and every one of them's attached to a movie studio, every one of
them. And all you get and I have some clips later, I'll play when
I started to get irked about this. All you get on the news
now is just promotional motion
for movie clips. Yeah, by the way, it's formula 409 and not
401. Typical, isn't it? Isn't that just typical? Thank you
very much civic art for sending that in. Okay, so now we're
gonna switch to the Pentagon and Barbara, what's her last name?
You know, the one that looks like Lerch. Row
one refer to 401 refers to something
401 is another HTML HTTP code. That's a 301 K, sorry. But if
somebody gets into alerts, they're at the Pentagon, Barbara
at CNET, whatever her name is. She's got her own little office.
And she says the most remarkable thing about military being
involved in this whole scandal.
Is this. A bad couple of days? Bad couple of apples, maybe as
many as 10 in the military, or is this a sign that perhaps this
has happened before? And before there's a cultural problem? They
just never got caught?
Well, you know, it's the same thing you and Jessica, were just
talking about to be very candid. Of course, there's drinking in
the US military and of course, people in the US military
engaged prostitutes. Of course, this is a fact.
I'm like, Why
did you notice the meme that that was? What's the John King?
Did you notice the meme that he said it and now I realize it's a
meme? Because I've heard it over and over bad apple? Oh, yeah.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo name the song.
Doo doo doo doo doo. The Osmond brothers one bad apple don't
spoil a whole bunch of girls. And so now there's more pictures
of the clippity clop Hillary Lucifer Clinton living it up
there with her girls in in the nightclub. And I yeah, this is
just the stupidity of of what this is the stuff we're taking
the toilet brush to your brain for listen to this report from
wolf parently. Even the
Secretary of State needs to let loose every now and then take a
look at these photos of Secretary Hillary Clinton
dancing, enjoying a beverage a beverage MBS she was spotted at
a place described in the travel guide Lonely Planet as the
perfect location to quote shake your rump. Yes, she is in
Colombia attending the Summit of the Americas and I shake
your rum, baby. It's the perfect place to shed shaking. Yeah, I
was probably asked but okay. And but now listen to wolf. I know
that those pictures wolves have gone viral. But you know what?
She's letting loose. Having a little fun. Let her enjoy.
You know, she works really really hard for all of us. He
enjoys she should have a little free time as well.
Yeah, let
her enjoy. Yeah. Okay. Do let her enjoy. Let her have a little
free time. She works really hard
news reporting is messages. Betty
just got to give her her props. Were there clippety Clops. Yeah,
it's just crazy. Okay, so I had a clip and I was going to a
local news clip. Not Austin, but to Houston. And I was gonna
surprise you with it. And then I saw that you tweeted the story.
So it's not a not a big surprise. I'm a little
disappointed, but at least you don't have the clip. So I'd like
to I'd like to warm you up today, with some incredible Shut
up slave news here from Gitmo nation Tejas,
but a new program is placing undercover officers on that bus,
kind of like air marshals on a plane. Local to investigator
Joel Eisen. Bob has much more now from onboard a metro bus.
10s of 1000s of people in Houston rely on these buses
every day to get them where they're going safely. This new
program is designed to maximize that safety, but doesn't come at
a cost. We have covered a series of crimes over the years that
have happened on Metro buses and at Metro bus stops. sexual
assaults are especially scary. Well, a new initiative called
bus safe aims to make the Metro bus riding experience safer.
Today we announced that if you think you're going to be a bad
actor on buses, get ready. You got to have a short lived
timeframe. Now this is
that why Could you hear the bad apples?
No. She said bad actor bad actor.
Oh, she's a bad.
What's this almost the same thing. So that's the wacko she
Sheila Jackson Lee this woman, by the way she is
so she has such an a hole. I have no ideas people in Texas.
Thank you. I have no idea. But this is the kind of report that
is very, very dangerous, then I'd have another 30 seconds
here. So the idea is and you'll hear at the end of the report
that these are actually TSA employees, I can't even call
them officers because they're not officers of the law. They
set it up they see they trick you into thinking this is going
to be like the air marshals program, which is not the TSA,
our March air marshals sit in the plane are armed aren't known
by the cabin crew. And when something happens then these
guys will get up and take you out which I think is actually
you know a pretty good deal to have air marshals I'm okay with
that. That just you know, discreet that just hanging out
now, but these guys will not sit in the waiting for something to
happen. They're going to search you and they're going to search
your possessions and your bag to make sure you're not a bad I
know that they're not a criminal. Well,
well listen to this. So in this type of report, you need to get
your man on the street. Right? So your interview 50 people and
you pull out to that think it's great. Now when it comes to the
search, which is more egregious even than just them being there
at all, listen to what they found to put into this report to
justify that it's good even by having a person who's against
the search. But why she's against the search is hilarious.
This is a national pilot program which puts undercover officers
on Metro buses they're not officers they're TSA employees
sniffing out trouble before it happens. It's kind of sniffing
out trouble before it happens. What's that they have like some
magic pre crime radar and they can they
have the dogs sniffing it out and dogs skin
to air marshals but for buses, they're not air marshals. It's a
good idea. A lot of bad people ride the buses so
bad is a good idea. A lot of bad people hanging on the buses will
need to be protected. Yeah,
but then safety will apparently come somewhat at the expense of
civil liberties. Yeah, like the Fourth Amendment. These officers
will be able to search bags at random and canines might be
brought in. But you don't like the bag searches.
Now. Why doesn't she like the bag search? Can you guess?
She's got diaphragm? No,
not at all. Because I carry like a lot of food. And people always
ask me for my food.
Because that's my food.
And a dog's dividend.
I don't want peep that was after my food. I don't want people
going after my food.
Oh, the bus a program is a collaboration between the
congresswoman Metro precinct seven constables and the TSA in
downtown Joe lines among
passing really egregious air marshals it mean that this is
such a this is propaganda to such a degree to such a degree.
Oh, just shut up. We can search you were sniffing it out before
it happens. That's because we're searching. Yeah.
So I got a bunch of some very interesting notes on so I know
he's one of our night nice.
I should just I should just take the bus. And if one of those
eight holes tries to search my crap, I mean, you will see me on
the six o'clock news. I'll be like that dude who took off his
clothes at the airport?
Well, it's something like that's going to happen does bus patrons
are not? They have them don't know what the hell's going on
anyway, not to say that they don't know what's going on. And
they I'm sure they don't they're not even when many of them
probably have never been in an airport. Especially in Houston.
No offense to the Houstonians that actually help us here.
Well, we do have a pretty big airport here. An international
Yeah, I'm
Satterfield people. There's a lot of people that have never
flown in their lives. Yeah, and they're gonna now be confronted
with these idiots.
Well, you know, and they take the easiest people to over
rumble. Is that a word? To over rumble? I think it's a Dutch
word that I just made up just to you know, to confuse them
because people on buses main you know the patrons as you say,
they may you know, and by the way buses do suck. I mean,
there's a lot of weirdos on the buses, which is why I'm not if
the bus company, the metro. If they had air marshals, your bus
marshals sitting there go to kick someone's ass. That will be
good, but to have the government TSA employees sitting there
doing that sniffing it out searching your stuff. Oh, and
then once they do that will be deemed a successful program and
then we're on to the next.
Yeah. And here's what the here's what the real problem is with
all these programs, is that once they're put in place, Anchorage
can't take them out of place because you can't pull them back
because if you do an any little thing happens in everybody blink
because everyone's it's all political. Right? So I'm the
next president. I pull this I kill the TSA. And some guys
stubbed his toe on an airplane and the plane blows up and it's
attributed to a terrorist. It's my fault. Yeah. Yeah, they've
caught nobody. They've caught zero people. They have done
nothing but annoy the public. Yeah. And they're pushy. They're
they're a oh, we are night Alan Bean, wrote in a note about how
he was, you know, opted out and Oakland.
Do you need me to find that note real quick?
You want to find it? Yeah.
Yeah, hold on a second. I got it ready because you asked me to
actually get something right. Here we go.
Yeah, once you read it.
I pretend wife that's the label she has chosen for me to call
her rather than girlfriend since we're both past 60 and unmarried
departed Oakland I wrote to enroute to Portlandia. Last
Thursday morning at 6am tsa were using the backscatter radiation
machines at the Oakland airport rather than the magnetometers. I
opted out. I received the opt out opt out. Singing out by the
doofuses who occupied the security positions was patted
down after a slight delay and was declared safe, proceeded to
my designation and destination had a good hiking eating
experience. Once again, in the Portland area. When we came
back, we were exposed to the millimeter radio wave exposure
machines. We were not allowed to opt out. I asked the TSA do
fusses. If it was a radiation machine, they said no. Only
radio waves, which of course is kind of what it's the same
thing. No, then talk to us.
They're different. I mean, the millimeter wave as a radio wave
is not does not ionizing radiation is not an
x ray. How come you can't opt out of those. That doesn't sound
right. I
don't know that. That's true. I have seen I cannot find anything
that says you can't opt out of that.
In fact, I've seen quite the opposite. The opposite. You can
opt out of
every screen full of crap there in the Portland area, or Landy,
I think this needs to be looked into or I would recommend our
night file a formal complaint. Yes, with the TSA. People are
not complaining enough, you should file a formal complaint
with the TSA find out who your local congressman is and send
him a copy
by mail and you gotta get these people's names.
Yeah, getting the names his origin badge number if they have
one, which they'd like to wear a badge. So they probably all have
badge numbers. I've got a badge. I hate these gum on minimum
wage, and I've got a badge.
I got a lot to go through. So why don't we thank do we have
executive producers? I think we do. Right? Yeah, we do. Yeah,
let's thank some of them before we jump into some of the stuff
I've been working on this week,
working working now. Okay, let's start with Blake Black Knight.
Kelly Spong Berg, also known as metal dog machines.
I just came through kind of oddly metal dog machines
and metal dog machines. He also if I don't have my
I shall Google that metal dogs machines.
And he may also have come from Dame Andrea who's his wife. Oh,
yes. So I don't know. But his referral for so he's a first a
member of the 404 clubs right on it double Melissa car Bray in
Orland Park, Illinois at 401 which is today's show member of
the 401 Club was Lieutenant Her name is pronounced Coghlan.
Nice, even though it says car break? I don't know. Not sure.
Anyway, thank you for all the work you do make it the best
podcast in the universe. My friend Julian introduced me to
your show about a year and a half ago and I've been hooked
ever since. Sorry for being a boner for so long. Hopefully
you'll consider this downpayment on a dame hood. You'd keep to
keep tabs, tabs on this and you let us know when you make it.
Can you please give me a deep douching and a big shot of karma
for my expected career transition line? Did you notice
that our theme of our shows people change? Jobs? Yeah,
absolutely. And our marriage since sharing love and love is
great. Oh, absolutely.
De douching and karma for your future Dame ben de deuced.
You've got karma. And thank you for coming in as a member of the
401 club.
Yeah, and Robert Suarez in Portland, Oregon. Portlandia
actually is in Tigard, which I've been pronouncing triggered.
And so he wrote a note into to correct me because it's kind of,
I guess, humiliating to be from Tigger. And he's got note to
you. Do you have it?
I'm just seeing the note now. So why don't you read on on all us?
Gmail.
It needs some podcast audience karma. You could use a little
more wheat since we are we need more listeners we do trailer
clash the movie trailers podcasts are over at trailer
clash.com We don't have time or money to review movies. So we
just review the movie railers so that's some site that he's
promoted. He sent in a note about the gay joke that we
didn't understand about the full fledged gay joke on the last
episode. Yeah. John John and you seem to be stumped by the gay
joke in Episode 400. Thinking might be some kind of coded
language and listened to it a few times realize is just a
simple word play it has to do with the word practicing, which
can be used as either an adjective or a verb. The comment
was regarding practicing homosexuals, the adjective for
meaning people who are practitioners of homosexuality,
the joke was in changing it to the O to the verb form as in
practicing to be a homosexual. This is why the reporter comment
commented, they have a problem with practicing homosexuals, but
do they have a problem with full fledged? Okay, hahaha.
I'll do well that's when they're probably guess where the other
guy groan? Yeah,
yeah, again, I get it. Funny joke. All right. Thanks, Robert.
Appreciate that.
Jordan DeMoss in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Right there in the
middle of the best part of Hawaii actually, to 1887 ITM
from the ship at sea currently on deployment my submarine just
pulled into the did we just do this one? Been a lot you didn't
know Janelle I don't think so pull into the Land of the Rising
Sun been a longtime 3333 subscriber been out at sea a
long time and nothing to spend my money on so I'm taking a
portion of my hookers and blow fund to pay for the rest of my
knighthood I think it's time to establish a new order for the
ships at sea and I would prefer to be made a lot of do we
haven't we don't have them down as a knife.
I think we do hold on a second let me double check.
I will usually have the night logo on here
Jordan moss yes and he'll be he wants to be the
Lord of the no agenda Admiralty and other ships at sea as
douchebags for not donating also some deployment karma would be
great please send my ring to the following he's got a ring
address okay yeah well we can I don't know we have put we'll put
together a pay we need some of these special sub orders some of
these things with your like a member of a sub club and I think
we're Yeah, Admiralty. The no agenda Admiralty. That sounds
like a winner.
I like that. Let me give him some he needed some deployment
what he needs some deployment karma. Let me give him that for
a second. You've got karma? Yeah, the no agenda, Admiralty.
I think that's a good idea. We can get you.
Yeah. And we'll send out your rain Jord but you better send us
the size. So you didn't do that. James Murray in Houston are
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Yes, indeed. And just getting something queued up here. We
have two little PR mentions to talk about today. Just make sure
this is working Hold on a second. Well, the first one is
the no agenda book club is back no agenda book club.com. And
because it was like deactivated or something had happened I
guess it expired. And so now the no agenda book club is back
online. It's actually says no agenda book club. No agenda
library had no agenda book club.com which is great. Very,
very happy to have that back. And we'll be mentioning more
literature which can be stored there and you can find it.
Another and I contemplated not posting this and actually
requested permission. I don't know if that came in. But I'm
sure it's okay. You remember, Vicki in a chic shinny,
Pennsylvania, she came down with the whole family. And I think
from Taylor from upstate New York. And they had the happy and
distracted slave T shirts. I remember that from the Hot
Pockets tour. Oh, yeah. And her friend Kathy was also going to
come down. But she's fighting cancer. I hate that shit. And so
we did call her and you know, we had a nice chat. Now she is she
just had a stem cell transplant a couple of weeks ago. And she's
recovering. And this picture just cracked me up. They sent a
picture of of Kathy now because she can't have any head trauma.
They made her wear one of those helmets, like the spinning kids
were. Yeah. And they said, you know, you go ahead and you can
decorate it. So go to kathy.curry.com She just kills
me. So this is here's Kathy, one of our producers laying in the
hospital. It's Kathy with a K. Yeah.
How awesome was coffee.
I liked
it. Yeah, big ol helmet on her head to protect your noggin.
This is no agenda.
We love you Cathy's gonna give a little bit of karma there for
the PR move in the hospital. So divorce.org/and a support the
work we've been doing quite a lot in the past couple of days.
And we appreciate you being here. And of course, if you
can't do that, you can always go out and propagate our formula,
which goes like this. Our formula
is this. We go out we hit people in the mouth
come on, you know you are shut up.
So I spent a lot of time doing some stuff this past week that
I'd like to share with you and actually I am mad at myself and
I need to apologize for not catching this off. What almost a
year ago. makes me mad when when that happens. And I'll kind of
tell you what, what happened here. So we do you'll recall the
Anders Brevik massacre in Norway. And that was about what
nine or 10 months ago. Yeah, guy went out and killed everybody.
So he's on trial now in Norway. And so reports are ramping up
and I'll give you a little 32nd Clip From this is what caught my
attention in the first place from I think CNN. And I
researched this and then I decided to delve a little bit
deeper suspect
behind a deadly bomb and Gun rampage in Norway is claiming
self defense. Lisa Sylvester is monitoring that some of the
other top stories in the situation where right now
what's so he claims self defense. Like that's
interesting. So I immediately hit the book of knowledge. And
it turns out that even the court instructed the media not to
translate what he says is not read, and OD r e t t as self
defense, because the actual translation and the plea is
defense as a necessity. So already, I'm like, okay,
propaganda at work, let's pay attention. Now, there's only one
program that even tries to deliver some type of news here
and get more nation us. And that would be the PBS News Hour,
which we watch pretty religiously, because at least
they only get one or two movie promotions during this. And they
started to talk about this trial. And I was like, Whoa,
what is going on? And this prompted a lot of research. So
let's listen to this all interrupted at the appropriate
moment. Now the details of
last summer's mass killing in Norway play out in court. We
will begin with a report from Martin Geisler of Independent
Television News in Oslo.
This was the day Anders Brevik had been waiting for his chance
to defend the seemingly indefensible to share with the
world the beliefs that drove him to commit mass murder. He seemed
to be relishing the moment, seeking eye contact with the
public benches.
How do you how do you like it so far? Are they are they setting
this guy up? Or what do you like it?
You seem to be going seeking eye contact.
He spent years preparing for this platform and killed 77
people to get it. But as he was called to take the stand, the
cameras were turned off. Hey,
oh my god. This is where my head swivels. I'm like, what the in
the courtroom. And then he gets ready to say something at this
platform of his the cameras were turned off. Fade to black fade
back off.
The courts, authorities have a balance to strike here, while
they want to limit to under the prefix exposure. They won't
censor him. So while we can report on what was said inside
this courtroom, we can't broadcast the pictures.
So I immediately head off to the webs. I'm like, okay, so they're
not broadcasting live from the courtroom, but they can report
from the courtroom. And now you're a great man if you can
find an actual transcript of what he said. And he spoke for
73 minutes, and no one published it not a single news outlet
anywhere. I'm like, and as it turns out later, I didn't have
to really look for because I know what he said because it was
published in another place. But this to me was like why are they
not showing anything from what he's saying?
For more than an hour, he read from a 13 page statement,
painting himself as a national hero protecting the whites
native Norwegian brutality is not necessarily evil. He said,
It depends on your motivation. I was trying to avert a major
civil war in Europe. My actions were based on goodness. He said
many others shared his opinions, but their voices are suppressed.
The last time there was real democracy in Europe, he said was
when Hitler came to power.
So far, he sounds like a kook, right? Yep,
of course, it was victims. He said they were not innocent,
nonpolitical children, I executed these people to strike
at our multicultural ideology.
I want to mention that the use of the way he was presented is
the making them sound crazy. I'm going along with whatever it is
you're up to. But it was implied in some weird way that he was so
diluted, that the last time we had democracy in Europe was when
Hitler was in power. He wasn't referring to the fact that
Hitler was it Hitler's Germany was a democratic system.
Correct. He just said that there was democracy somewhere in
Europe in there and then there was in France and there was in
and then we got Hitler UK and then Hitler was also but there
was the era of Hitler. Yes. And a Hitler was it Hitler shouldn't
even been used in that analysis, but go on,
but it was used for a very specific reason to make this guy
sound like
associates Association, technique technique to make
people think of long you think Hitler and now you're thinking
this guy's brain is
your brain? Thinking Hitler exactly any longer
he said, I'm the first drop of water signaling a coming storm.
Break said he tone down his rhetoric out of respect for the
victims, many of whose families were sitting
just feet away so this makes him sound even sicker. Of course,
yeah, tourism breaks
every move. Definitely words are being studied by a panel of
psychiatrists in court. His mental state is central to this
case.
So this is now the case is all about, is he crazy? Or is he not
crazy. And just as some background, which I clipped out
of this report, there is no death penalty in Norway, you can
get 21 year is in jail. Or if you're deemed criminally insane,
then you'll go to a mental facility. So the trial is now
not is no longer about why he did it, the trial because that,
of course, is being censored, you're not allowed to see him
speak, you're not allowed to hear what he has to say, other
than these little bits that are being taken randomly, which you
know, includes some out of context references to Hitler.
But this is not about whether he's crazy or not. And of
course, you know, we're all trying to think guy's nuts. He's
crazy. And we'll determine
how he's punished. You'll stay on the stand under cross
examination, which could last another four days.
So now we switch back to the studio with PBS. And now a
conversation comes up about the censorship part of it. And it's
very interesting, and this is what really got me on a tangent,
but
is, has concerned been expressed that this even though what he
says isn't televised at this trial is giving him a platform
to air his views. This to
me was like, Whoa, my brain is now fried. Wait, it's not being
televised. But yet it is a platform to air his views. How
does that work? Yeah,
there are no audio or video of his statement, but it but it
will be written out. You can see it on the internet, too. And
also, this trial is broadcasted all over Norway to local
courthouses so that the relatives and families of the
victims can see and hear him if they if they want to. That is a
close to trial for them. But but you can you can see the detail
still, but the court does not want to be a platform for for
his extremist views.
Now, let me just ask you a question. Before we continue,
John. It makes no sense to me in a modern intelligence society,
if someone has done this, and of course, I do not condone killing
in any form. If someone has done this, would it not be good to
know? Why would it I mean, the mind comp is not outlawed. We
can read that to find out what what Hitler was thinking. Does
this make sense to censor his message?
Well, this was the big topic of discussion during the Kaczynski
period when we had the Unabomber. And he had written a
long diatribe that he demanded for some use. He was doing a
quid pro quo of some sort. He wasn't going to kill somebody
was going to drop a bomb or wasn't going to do something if
they would print his his manifesto in the New York Times.
And there was a big discussion about whether they should do
this or not, because I don't know if they think the public is
well, yeah, let's take a look at the reality the situation, the
public at large, has been dumbed down to such an extreme by the
school systems, that it is possible that they could read
something like you know, the Kaczynski manifesto, and then
the all, you know, fall in line. I mean, there's a fear by the
government because they don't know what they're dealing with
with with a public that's been turned into a bunch of
Boneheads. So they don't know what to do. And this is
universal. This was obviously the case in Norway too, which is
turning into kind of a lazy state, because all the free
money that they have, but be that as it may, let's, they
finally decided to do print the manifesto after a large, long
debate. And it was only by printing the manifesto that they
ever caught the guy. Because all the profilers were all wrong.
He's supposed to be a guy in his 20s, a neat freak, which was
anything but a neat freak. And they had, they couldn't, they
wouldn't have caught this guy in a million years, except for the
fact that his brother read the manifesto that was published.
And notice it was some usages in there that were that only his
brother has ever heard do and he got suspicious and called the
FBI, they would have never caught the guy, the guy would
still be bombing people if they hadn't had done this. So this by
just by definition is bad. You if if somebody is on trial, and
he has something to say about it, why he did it. I think the
public has a right to know what this is. Thank you. This is not
gonna get everybody all riled up. What are they thinking?
Well, unless the message that he has is so powerful, and so spot
on, that people do get riled up about it, and the government is
worried about that. Does that? Did that possibility ever enter
into your mind? The possibility,
I think is has entered into the government's mind, to be honest
about it. It has not entered into my mind and I don't believe
it's possible in this day and age to get anybody riled up
about anything if you just take a look at what's going on in our
country with the TSA.
So very important is well, let me just finish So because now,
this is the guy who works for the Norwegian Public
Broadcasting, and he is going to try and explain why they decided
not to do this. And he's stutters and fumbles like a,
like a blithering idiot over his explanation. And this got me
interested. I mean, has
there been discussion within Norway that the openness of this
trial is giving him that platform I think in his
manifesto that he posted online just before doing the deed, he
said something like your trust urging others to do the say in
your trial will be your world stage.
There has been a lot of discussion how to cover this and
my company in the Norwegian public broadcasting has decided
to opt to mute some of the the audio, there are a gruesome
rueful details of what has happened and it's too close for
us in Norway while other media international media might
broadcast Moreover, it but his statement is not being
broadcasted in the video or audio at all, only like like a
written reference, which, which some media do do refer because
no. Written rev rev rev reference
is too close. What, alright, enough of this. So Tuesday
night, when the story came out, around midnight, I Googled for
his manifesto, which is not a manifesto, it's a compendium.
What does it Compendium John,
well, Compendium would be a list of or kind of a compressed list
of perhaps grievances.
And I can I believe, I don't know the exact.
Let's look up the exact definition.
Let's do that right now. So while you're looking at up,
concise, yet comprehensive compilation of a body of
knowledge, there
you go. It is a compendium, not a manifesto, but a compendium,
it is called 2083. A European Declaration of Independence. I
spent the next up until 6am. Wednesday morning, reading all
15 157 pages of every 15 118 pages of his Compendium and I
was blown away. This is it is a compendium that he wrote very
little of it himself. And this is why I was angry because I can
recall loss going like that. What kind of idiot 1500 pages
doesn't even speak English. Remember, we were like we were
like laughing about it?
Well, we weren't laughing about we were skeptical. Yeah, well, I
feel bad. I
don't think we were laughing about it. I feel
bad. So it's broken down into three parts. And I can summarize
it pretty quickly. Can you hear anything? Hello? Do you hear me?
Now? I
can. Yeah, I'm been cutting out on and off. But it hasn't been
like a normal. Skype distortion cannot just get
on? Yeah, I can see it. I can see I've got some kind of I can
see I've got some kind of problem here. Hold on.
I have a problem to have an ant on my microphone. I can't
log into the broadcaster anymore. The stream is hmm.
Okay, we're back. Good. It looks like we had some fun. It was a
hiccup on my side. I could see the connection broke. Alright,
you with me?
Well, I was until you I was saying that. We weren't laughing
about it. We were skeptical.
Right. But But what I didn't do is I didn't go and read it. And
I feel so stupid, because we could have had this conversation
so much earlier, and we could have been ready for it. So so.
So it's basically broken down into three sections. First
section is an introduction. Second section is a history
lesson, a very interesting history lesson. And the third
section is about what to do and where to take this. And the
entire first section has nothing to do with an owl no by the way
he did not kill any Muslims. And he's being you know, portrayed
as crazy anti Islamic nutcase. The first and this is also again
as a compendium so everything has sources it has webpage, a
lot of wiki pedia I have to say so take that with a grain of
salt. But he apparently spent several years putting this
together. And he's he starts off by stating that the European
Union was started by a bunch of elites who decided that they
would rule the entire Euro land region by cultural Marxism. And
I didn't I was not familiar with the term cultural Marxism. Have
you ever heard of this?
Yeah, but I haven't heard of it for a while.
So, cultural Marxism is a controlling mechanism that is
introduced through the use of political correctness. And this
like, oh, not now I'm like, Whoa, that's interesting. And
political correctness has been used since the mid 50s. Not just
throughout Europe, but in the United States as well, to
essentially create a slow motion coup d'etat. Because you can't
say all these things that are really on your mind. And as that
just keeps on going and going, and the media, and the education
system teaches you to be politically correct. At the end
of the day, you wind up not being able to say anything for
fear of complete peer and social outrage at the things you said
last
year. I lost you.
Alright, hold on. I should be back. Wow. Something's bad
today. You got me again? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sounds bad.
So did you get the part about the know, the political
correctness has been a plague on on free speech is what has been
a plague. People can't say what they mean, they can't use
certain words there. Instead of the, instead of arguing against
an idea, you argue against the word the usages, or you can't
say that or you can't do that my daughter is subjected to this
into school that she goes to show you that's not nice. That's
right. Didn't say that. That's not you can't say that. You. You
know, it's like who says exactly? Who says I can't say
that, by the way? A lot of people do. We don't have a
sorcerer who says you can't say it. You just can't say it.
Because it's not right. It's not politically correct. It's
incorrect. But what's you know, the whole thing is, you know, we
have yet to fight this constantly.
So this is exactly what he says in his opening book, one of his
Compendium, and by the way, a lot of people listening to this
are going to roll their eyes and go, you crazy curry. Yeah, do
you mind I can't believe it isn't mad. Bear with me for a
second because this is very, very interesting. I lived in
Europe for many, many years. And I saw this political correctness
take place. And you literally just anyone in the United States
of Europe will understand what I'm talking about. And even if
you're in America, you've seen this political correctness grow.
And you're right, we have to fight this. So this is how he
starts off. And he says, This is what the, the elites used to
create the European Union. And they got it to the point where
it wasn't even politically correct to say, Screw this
European Union crap, we shouldn't be a part of this. We
shouldn't join up. It's going to ruin our individual. Our
individuality is countries our sovereignty, but no one spoke
up. And when they did, then I was like, Shut up. You're being
politically incorrect. You're not being a part of the team,
you're not being part of the whole European vibe. No more
votes for you. That to me was like, so that rang true. When I
was reading this. Then he goes into his second book, which is a
history of Islam. And he focuses a lot of attention on the
Ottoman Empire, the Ottoman Empire, and I'm talking five 600
pages here of of historical documentation about Marxists,
socialists and and how that relates to the barbers which I
believe is where we get the word barbarian from, and how the
Ottoman Empire pillaged and rampage throughout what he calls
Eurabia since six or 700 Does that ring true to you? Any of
this?
Yeah, you the reports of this are pretty common. does not add
this is not a history lesson. That's a secret. Ah,
but when I went to school, I think we spent 30 minutes of an
entire hour on the Ottoman Empire.
Well, when I went to school even we only think we ever had these
high school. I don't think we ever talked about the Ottoman
Empire except maybe just mentioned the name of it. I
mean, that history is so old that nobody teaches it we were
the teaching of American history in the American Revolution is
not even taught much anymore. I don't know that they even teach
any history in school today that you because you can go it's not
a it's not a screwy that jaywalking segment on The
Tonight Show where you go and just ask people on the street
certain things. Most people don't know anything they don't
know when you know, when World War Two is, like the guy said on
the show he did recently where he was introduced as a veteran
of World War 11 Because of the two that weren't Roman numeral
two, and this is by a high school teacher. Yeah, I mean,
this is pretty grim.
So I don't know anything about the Ottoman Empire or I didn't
and, and he lists all the sources and again, as most of
its wiki PD but there are other sources as well and other
scholarly documents and so I looked at a few You have them,
check out at least it's saying the same thing. And there
apparently have been two major waves of Islam, trying to take
over Europe and create a Eurabia. And the Ottoman Empire,
of course, was based in Turkey, Constantinople. And that's where
the barbers came out. And they tried to go westward to capture
all of Europe. But I don't think that's really disputed. But it
was interesting to read about all the, all these different
guys who were in charge, and it was very bloody. And this again,
the barbers where we got the word barbarians from, then he
goes into the Crusades. Now what I was always taught about the
Crusades, is at a certain point, the church decided, let's go
tell all these idiots that they got to believe in God. And we
went and killed a whole bunch of them. And I'm not kidding.
That's how I was taught. Does this make any sense to you?
Well, the Crusades have always been kind of glossed over in
school, and there's just generalities that have been
made, I wouldn't surprise me that that wouldn't be one of
them. But anyway, get you I think you're taking too long
getting to whatever point you're trying to make. No,
no, I'm not. It's very, you can't look it's 1500 pages. I'm
trying I'm trying to explain to you what's in here. And it's a
history lesson that I was unaware of, and I think is
probably probably have been instructed incorrectly. The
Crusades, were actually the they were, of course, the Roman
Catholic Church, stopping the barbarians, the barbers from
trying to take over Europe. And so then he goes in, and this is,
this is where it gets interesting. He starts listing
all of these crusaders all the way
before you go on and we first needed to get some real
historical foundation here the barbarians were the technically
were those who who have attacked from the east. Yeah, not from
the Middle East. And the Crusades, were
utterly Turkey Turkey is the east you would agree with me,
right? No, the
barbarians came from Hungary there, Magyars is very various
barbarian tribes, which are all essentially, in some funny way
founded by Ganga ISKCON, and they were the barbarians that
were a problem. But that was during the Roman Empire, mostly.
And this the Muslim movement at the time, by the way, the
Muslims did have a more advanced civilization. I don't know if he
goes into that. But they're the ones who develop most of modern
mathematics and all the rest of it, we get the steel that back
from them. And they quite quickly took over most of
southern Europe during this era, when they had a they had
superiority in a number of fields. And then when they they
had, it took a long time to get them pushed back into the Middle
East. And I was I believe, during that era, when the
Crusades came along, to really kind of finish the job off. But
the Crusades were somewhat dimensional, because there was
there was other political reasons for the Crusaders and
went on the Crusades and all the rest of it. And it's kind of a
it's kind of a mess to try to, to actually get straightened out
and in a historical sense of what what happened, why did it
happen and all the rest of it? Well, I'm not absolutely sure
exactly.
That's what that's my point that thank you very much. That's
exactly why I'm trying to lay this out because it's not clear
to me. I'm just telling you, I'm reiterating what he writes is
very drawn out. But then he goes through all these crusaders
including Vlad the Impaler And Vlad the Impaler. You know, I've
always said this is some guy who like just no one around impaling
people and he was horrible. But apparently quite the opposite.
He was a hero. According to the compendium of Vlad the Impaler
stopped the Ottoman Empire. And he comes up eventually to the
Battle of Vienna. This was the second Islamic wave. This is
when the Turkish were trying to invade Vienna at the at the
gates of Vienna in 1683, which was stopped. And that is seen as
a major stake in the ground. And that's why he talks about 2083
being the final, third stop of the third wave of the
Islamification of Europe. And so if you follow his logic all the
way through, he's saying, the elites of Europe, brought in
political correctness to dumb down the European populace. And
then once that was all done, and they're all on board, then they
opened up the borders and said, Come on in Islam, do whatever
you want, we won't stop you because we need more slaves to
do our dirty work. So we can just be the elites up here and
do whatever we need and And he states implicitly explicitly
states. He is not against Muslims. But he is against the
the European Union, allowing Islam to come in. And the
Islamist as he says, we're very happy because they're like, hey,
three time's a charm. We're going to go in, and we're going
to take over Europe, we're gonna create Eurabia. And we don't
need any guns or any swords, we have to kill anybody. All we
have to do is go in, make babies. And right now the ratio
and this I know pretty much to be true, the ratio is a 1.4
children per Western European couple to 3.5 for the immigrant
population, then we'll take over the democratic system, and it
will finally be Eurabia. And he sees this as and this is the
same thing that he had builder says BIM for time said to for
Hall said, the difference between those guys and this guy
is his way of stopping it. He says, I have to stop the
socialists. So he's against the socialists, who are propagating
political correctness through cultural Marxism. And that's why
he killed the next generation of socialists.
Yeah, I think that's what he did. But I tried to do.
And so when you what we did not hear on television is actually
he, it's printed out because apparently, there's more of him.
He says, here's what you say when you get your platform. And
he compares himself to Crazy Horse. Which is great, of
course, because crazy is his crazy does. But Crazy Horse was,
of course, a hero of the indigenous people of America.
And I think what is happening here, and no one I tried to find
any analysis, any mainstream analysis, any university
analysis of his Compendium, it's not out there, no one has done
an analysis because I believe that people actually understand
that political correctness leads to the demise of Europe, and
they talking about Islam, but the political correctness aspect
of it leads you into a dumbed down, idiotic populace. That's
what they're afraid of people catching on to. And that's why
they're censoring that.
Well, if you wanted to be really cynical, like I might be
pleased. I would say it's too late to worry about it.
i Yes, I agree. I think that it is we might still be in time
here in the United States.
Yeah, possibly.
And that that was where I wanted to take it as that although I
have my doubts based
on this TSA crap. Yeah. And in fact, the thing you started off
with what, which was the Houston incident or now ongoing? You
know, it's just doesn't bode well. I mean, you have people
like this idiot, Congresswoman. Maxine, not? It's Sheila Jones,
Sheila Jackson Lee. Well, I see like Jax, I
think it's worse. I think it's worse, I think. And this, we
talked about this a few episodes ago, this, this phrase,
this congressional Republican budget is something different
altogether. It is a Trojan horse disguised as deficit reduction
plans. It is really an attempt to impose a radical vision on
our country. It is thinly veiled social dark Darwinists.
So this is the meme that the Obama administration is
propagating, saying that the Republican budget is social
Darwinism now who used social Darwinism in the past? Hitler,
yes. And Hitler. I mean, that is that is the guy. And I'm like,
wow, I think what is going on here? Is that the, we have a
saying in Holland, but you're saying Being yourself that you
cope Dota health, which means what you say someone else's is
actually what you are. And I'm going to read this quote to you
tell me who said this. We are socialists, we are enemies of
today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of
the economically weak with its unfair salaries, and it's
unseeing, unseemly evaluation of a human being according to
wealth and property, instead of responsibility and performance.
Who said that
Karl Marx,
now Hitler? Oh, well, but this is exactly what the Democratic
Party is saying. They're saying we're tired of an unfair system
we all have to pay our fair share, do our do our bit
contribute this is exactly what Obama keeps saying, Yeah, fair
share fair share unfair salaries unfair tax system is all unfair.
I I really think that this is the true danger is the ones
accusing others of being social Darwinist, they probably are
doing that themselves.
Wow, I think probably is the right word. Certainly.
Yeah. Right. But that's when you pull the Hitler card on
somebody, and it goes undiscussed. Have you heard
anyone on the news say, hey, social Darwinism. That's what
Hitler said. I didn't hear that. No, you don't hear that. So
they're pulling the Hitler card. And no one's saying anything.
That can only be because they are the Hitler card.
Well, I wouldn't argue against it.
Well, it's, it's this is the the 20.
Like I said that the American public doesn't care. We the
entire population has given up caring that is
not true. We have at least 5000 people listening to the show who
care
yeah. 300,000,005 debts. Yeah, there you go.
Revolution and Ted Nugent. And well, Ted
Nugent doesn't listen to the show.
Now I know.
That's the worst part. So this is what this is what's taking
place? I read a great on the the white of the Wall Street insider
had another interview in Ultraman. Yeah. And so he's
dying. Apparently, this, this Insider. We don't know who it
is.
He's dying. The Wall Street inside the dead guy's dying.
He's dying.
Yeah, of like cancer. He's really old or something that's a
little unclear, but he's dying. And he said that he got Chris
Wallace, who interviewed David Axelrod, to actually bring up
the social Darwinism thing again. And he said that they did
that through a through the advertising system with a super
PAC. He says, you know, the only way to control the media in
America is through advertising. So we wanted a code, a coded
message to go out. They bought a, you know, somehow they they
got a big chunk of money into Fox, the Fox News. And Chris
Wallace did exactly what he was supposed to do when he got
Axelrod to bring up the social Darwinism thing again. And I
went back and checked, it turns out, there was an anonymous
donation made to the to one of the super PACs of $10 million,
you know, like a week ago. So you know, the play is big right
now. And then, and people like the Wall Street insider are
really afraid of Obama, they think he is Hitler. And he's
going to kill it. He's going to kill the Jews. You laugh, you
laugh, we'll
know. Yeah, well, now you can say laugh. We'll know after he
gets reelected, which is a foregone conclusion the way
things are going. And I liked I was watching listening to
reading some news report. It was like it was a big news item came
across the wires that now Romney and Obama are even in the polls.
Yeah. Now wait a minute, it was less than a week ago that Romney
was behind 20 points. So what happened was nine and that
doesn't change overnight. They've come up with all kinds
of reasons that may have changed but it's all bull crap. The
reason is changed. And I don't want to harp on this but it's
the it's the obviously the money stopped flowing on one side or
the other probably the Obama cell will kick in as we don't
have to give him any more money. And that means the media is not
going to get the advertising they're expecting so they can
get their good fourth quarter in for this year. So they had to
change the results. Now I know it's even you gotta say you're
gonna get Romney he's gonna win if you don't give more money
till the Obama camp so that so they get their advertising
budget up. And then once they go up, and did they talk about
their though, there'll be big news stories about how much
money Obama's goal he's collected up to almost a billion
now, which will freak out the other side. They throw a bunch
of money in so they can buy more advertising and the media kicks
ass with with big profits this year.
In the meantime, a lot of effort is being put into hurting the
president with the oil and gas prices, which of course, is
complete manipulation. These prices are being jacked up
artificially, but just by trading, because if you look at
the I don't know, if you and Horowitz discussed this, if you
look at like 30 years out on the options. This is what this is
like nothing like no one expects at any high prices. They're just
doing short term. And they're doing that to you know, it's a
big issue. People care about gas prices. Yeah. And then the
President tries to fight it by saying well, you know, we're
going to put in more cotton
last year again, as really
bad today. I can
tell it you don't want to reconnect because it's been
going on console. No, no, it's
my actual internet connection. I can Oh, yeah. No, it's
the internet connection itself. Not the Skype.
No, no, it's the ad. No. The stream is dropping. Everything's
dropping the actual internet connection. Yeah, maybe because
I'm saying things that aren't supposed to be heard. how
crowded? I mean, I'm just saying, You know what I mean,
coincidence,
I think not always happens.
Hey, while we're talking about the media, I might as well at
least get a couple of things out of the way. And that letter I
sent to everybody this last Wednesday morning, and everybody
gets a little newsletter on Wednesday morning, if they're on
the mailing list. And you can get on the mailing list by going
to no agenda show. I think there's a link there if there's
not you'll find it. I mentioned this thing about the connection
between Hollywood in every one of these networks. Yeah. So now
all I mean, you know, I go on, and now it's like ridiculous.
Crap. I kept a listen to like, I want to play some clips. And
then we go back to this other topic. I just want to take a
break from it. Unless you got more No,
no. too depressing.
Let's go do a couple of things here. Charlie Rose on CBS This
Morning Show this is the you know, the he was on with Judd
Apatow for who was that? Who was that? Judd Apatow is a director
at comic directory does all these corny movies that are you
know about right it just court they're just there to me there
be movies but anyway does a bunch of them. He like Ron
Burgundy, you know the anchorman Anchorman. So they're plugging
this movie which turns out to be not not a paramount movie, which
is the CBS connection to the movie industry. But flay the
beginning, Charlie Rose on CBS in the morning show. Atlanta
fire hydrant, which is a fire hydrant during
that last clip from the new movie, the five year engagement
would opens at Tribeca Film Festival tonight here in New
York. Judd Apatow welcome. That's
so Okay, so that's just a big promotion for the movie, which
is not news at all. And it goes on but there's quid pro quo is
because if you're going to plug a universal movie, that means
that the universal people which is NBC have to ploy probably
you're moving so they do a little quid pro quo on that, but
they still have to bring a paramount movie in which is not
why he's there. But Charlie Rose brings it back to a paramount
movie so they can get some publicity and for that while you
while he's here,
but you have been called one of the most sought after comedy
minds. Are you aware of that? You've heard that villain one of
the most sought after comedy.
That's good. That means I'm working situation.
I think that's a good thing. When did you know that you were
funnier? When did you know that you wanted to make people laugh?
Were you a funny kid?
You know, I I don't know how funny it was. I had these little
books of jokes I was trying to write when I was in like fifth
grade. And I thought what was I funny? Is it like a kid? And
like, No, I remember so unfunny every it's just like hundreds of
pages of how come on Gilligan's Island they knew to bring so
much close. That's deepest. So when
you and we'll come together yes to do a sequel to the anchorman.
Yeah.
So what's the conversation between the two?
We say is utterly around really tell us stories.
So they they're going off in some kind of tangent blablabla
who cares? And rose brings her right back to a paramount film.
Unbelievable. You know, I caught a couple of these which are not
of that level. Don't have clips for him. But here's two. One is
story about a guy who broke into P. Diddy's mansion to wear his
clothes and hang out coincidentally coming out now
The Bling Ring movie directed by Sofia Coppola, which is about
the teenagers who break into celebrities Holmes and the other
one which was just this really disgusted me is Robin Gibb of
the Bee Gees is in a coma. Saturday night Glee their season
opener. They'll be doing Saturday Night Fever.
Oh, God. That is disgusting. I mean, how
was that time? What are they like watching the guy like, Hey,
man, we're not sure it's either going to be Madonna, or it's
going to be that Beegees dude. Oh, it's the Beegees guy quick
grab the scrim for Saturday Night Fever.
So meanwhile, on ABC, which is Disney Buena Vista, another
movie movie studio. We used to have a show on at night called
Nightline. Yeah. And it used to be a real news. It was a good
show. Yeah, you should listen to the teaser on the Nightline show
left from last night
by the big Clark and we'll share their memories. Plus, we'll take
you behind the scenes of The Avengers and meet the group of
superheroes storming theaters near you. That's on Nightline.
Why
the Avengers is a Disney movie.
Oh yeah, that was I saw Stephanopoulos this morning
doing a long distance interview like a satellite interview with
Scarlett Johansson and
in the movie on he's on the Disney Channel. I'm sorry. Yeah,
you see. Yeah. And that's a Disney movie. Me Now when is the
public in a wise up and what and who do these journalists so
called journalists? They're shameless that this is so
pathetic you can't get good news from these people all they're
doing is shilling for the studio that they're part of they're
just an entertainer it's pathetic said well they wouldn't
well the way you structured that in the newsletter was actually
quite good it's just go through that loop because that's the
part that I really liked about what you said
which is that it's a it's it is a loop you know, they plug the
movie and the movie plugs them and they go it goes around here
I'm not I don't have the letter in front of me so I'd have to
read it. But ya know, it's it's horrible. And and you're the one
that used made it thematic for this show that we do you bring
up these the more you don't do that I these are all vert you're
always finding some kind of cool connection where they make it
kind of like a hot topic I'm always remember that era. It was
before we started doing the show. They had this moth man.
Yeah. And it was a moth Man movie. There were so many news
articles about oh, was was moth man real. And they had all the
oh, we saw one in North Carolina. I was driving down the
road in my truck. And there was this crazy thing in the middle
of the road and it flew off. And it was like there was like a
series of news articles that were about this creature. And
then there was the movie that came out shortly thereafter
there wasn't a straight up connection. Now they've become
brazen. Yeah, they just spend the whole half of the show on
some movie with the actor there and they're talking to him and
how the movie The movies gonna do
Yeah, no Oh, it's so bad.
So the public is the public and Boy Yeah, Mike I think my
conclusion was that they did whole thing is designed to make
you feel bad. And the only way you can feel good is to go to
the movies. Exactly. Is the movies will have a happy ending.
You can't have at the heart there's no when's the last time
a tragedy was produced for fraud of Hollywood where you went out
feeling like crap.
Oh, well. Well, you know, I saw it ended kind of nicely though.
I saw Oh, I have to I saw Mr. knobs. Glenn Close.
Mr. knobs.
Well, you didn't hear about it of course. I mean,
obviously must be an indie or they don't have a connection or
they know.
Wait for by canal Palooza is all French and Irish money. Oh,
yeah. There's standing movie. Just outstanding movie BM Mickey
and I watched this we're like no one will ever see this. She was
nominated for an Oscar but she didn't win because no one saw
the movie. Right and everyone was voting is like I didn't see
that piece crap. But it was it was you know, the good the good
movies are just not you know, freely. The Avengers. Robert
Downey Jr. Man I liked it when you when you came back from her
drug induced haze. And now you're doing that. So here's a
little ditty I picked up from the President, our President of
the United States on his on his jaunt there to Colombia. He had
a joint press conference with President de Santos of Colombia.
G they never played this on the news. I listened to the
translator translating what he has to say about the great work
we're going to be doing together.
This meeting, we have made even more progress. Countries have
moved from being just good friends and partners over to
become real Alice. We are in building a new world order.
Hello.
Ally's in the building a new world order. Oh, you want to get
the rest of his little ditty there.
If there's any more like that? Well, it doesn't say New World
Order.
But it's all related to that. The world of
the 20th century is behind it is in the past. A new international
reality and
a new international reality. Wow, these guys are good.
We will simply be passive observers of these reality. Only
joint work of those who share the ideals of grassroots freedom
and democracy,
freedom and democracy. I'm sorry. New World Order is
happening is happening. We started the show in 2008 2009.
And we would laugh about it and that was actually
the joke's on us. Yeah.
I was stupid away. actually happening
while I was watching Weird stuff. I found this to be
peculiar I was Julian Dreyfus is on was on Stuart. I realized
Stuart's this shill for Viacom. So Comedy Central is all As you
know, there's a lot of movie actors. I mean, it's the same
thing is, everything else we're seeing is like, so they're. So
he had Julia Dreyfus on because she's starring in a new TV show.
Veep. VP, VP? Yeah, she's playing the vice rep. Female
vice president United States. And it's a comedy, I suppose.
Whatever the case, it had better be with her. She says something
in here. I don't know if you're going to catch it as the way I
did. But I thought it was peculiar. And I just play and
see what you think. Big bowl of cheese curls?
That's exactly right.
They're waiting for that, sir. We're gonna take it to the
Situation Room. Did you get to see Have you spoken with the
Vice President?
I've met a couple of vice presidents. That's exactly.
But I'm not at liberty to say which ones except I will say I
did meet with Vice President Al Gore, because he mentioned it.
So I guess now I can. And he was unbelievably nice. And really
what I was trying to find out, meeting him and meeting other
people on Capitol Hill, frankly, is
did you find that peculiar, that she met with Al Gore, know that
she is not at liberty, not at liberty to say who she met with?
And this but she could say that she met with Al Gore, because he
said that, you know, it's like a nondisclosure that, that what
she described is exactly a non disclosure, which means that,
you know, they did because they once they reveal, then you can
reveal I mean, that's a classic non disclosure, that's non
disclosure, signing a nondisclosure to say hello to a
vice president. Seriously, I don't know. I found that
extremely peculiar.
And this show is on NBC.
No, it's on this Comedy Central, which is a Viacom owned, owned
by Viacom. Yeah.
We got to pay attention all of those all of those ties and
connections.
Yeah, the ties and connection are this is ridiculous. Somebody
sent around one of those horrible infographics shows like
in 1989, or something like 60 or 70, owners of the media, I mean,
different different companies owning different things and now
is boiled down to six. Yeah. What do you complain for the six
companies on everything in every single one of them? Is everyone
not with no exceptions? Every single one of them is connected
to a movie studio.
And that's what it's all about. It's a brave new world. Just be
entertained
order. Be. It's an entertainment new world didn't NWO
entertainment?
I got a wow. I wonder if I should do this now. There's
actually I think I will. There's an outfit called CC H R. Let me
see CCHR. Hold on a second. We bring up the webpage. You can
probably wiki them if you want to get the the details there a
watchdog. Who hasn't. It says c ch Commission on Human Rights.
Yes. Citizens Commission on Human Rights International. And
right there on the homepage. You'll see this guy
is established by the Scientologists. Sure, and Thomas
zazz. That's the guy. Yeah, he's, yeah, he's been around for
a while. I've never heard of him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's
famous. So he, he goes into
this. He goes into this speech about ADHD and other mental
disorders, which I mean, I'll just play like a minute of it.
Maybe the rest of its like four and a half minutes, maybe the
rest of it for end of show clip, if you like it. But really good
when it comes to the insanity of treating mental disorders,
is still a mother, as you already heard, that her son is
sick and needs to be on drugs. How in the world? Is she to know
that that is simply a lie? How is she to recognize that what
experts now called Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
is simply not a disease. Now, such a mother is not an expert
in the history of psychiatry, she does not know that
psychiatrists have for hundreds of years used diagnostic term so
called diagnostic terms to stigmatize and control people. I
will only give you a few dramatic examples. When black
slaves in the south ran away to freedom. It wasn't that they
wanted to be free. They suffered from a disease called rapido
mania. from diabetes, relatively sleep and mania. I'm not being
usurped. This was a legitimate diagnosis just like attention
deficit disorder is Men have population of mankind of course,
if he were foolish enough to rebel against domination by men,
but then they had a serious disease called hysteria, which
was due to their wandering room.
I love this guy. But he's so spot on, right? And he says, you
know, he can play at the end of the show if you want, but it's
fun. Yeah, he goes on to really get into it. He says, you know,
if you can't diagnose, he
goes off into the ozone.
And if you can't diagnose it through blood, and you know, the
liver and the heart and the lungs and all that it's not a
medical disease. It is, you know, it's a, it actually is,
you know, kids who behave or misbehave are not sick. He says,
that is not a disease. It's really good, you know, and, oh,
man, parents listen to this stuff, please. And you know,
we're getting a lot coming down the pipeline. Here's the CDC
just announced. Oh, what is it? 800 kids died of prescription
drug overdose. Right. What was that for?
You? That's a plague.
Well, what is it for? I'll read you from the actual report. Here
it is the Obama Obama administration's Drug
Enforcement Agency has stepped up efforts to target physicians,
pharmacies and other medicines suppliers. Its suspects of
facilitating sales of prescription medicines that make
their way onto the black market. The White House issued a multi
agency plan to combat prescription drug abuse last
year. I have not seen that plan actually. narcotic prescription
painkiller overdoses killed 40 people a day according to the
CDC. So what is happening here?
Is this more than the terrorists are killing? Got this what is
this TSA doing, Dan? So
what so they're shoring up the supply line? What they what
they're trying to do now is make sure that you only get your
drugs to their approved dealers. And this is where we went back
to the Feinstein legislation, which is now in committee. It's
going to come out, this is all timed. It's going to come out
that all online pharmacies have to be closed. You'll have a big
database where all of your diseases are listed, so know
exactly what you have. And lo and behold, let's tie in Whitney
Houston again, I couldn't believe they brought this back.
This autopsy report is shining a light on the number of
prescription pills Whitney Houston was using and the number
of doctors who are prescribing them to her and we're learning
wherever Houston went, the pills seem to follow. Before her death
in Beverly Hills. Houston was in Detroit filming the movie
sparkle. She spent two months in a suite at this downtown Detroit
hotel. And the autopsy report shows doctors were calling in
prescriptions for Xanax and antibiotics while she was there.
At least 90 generic Xanax were ordered. Generic at this
Walgreens, another prescription sent to this CVS.
The fact that she had to get some while she was here either
suggest she didn't plan ahead, where she was abusing it or
using more than should have
in all the autopsy report reveals hundreds of pills were
prescribed to Houston. The bottles found in her hotel room
came from pharmacies in Detroit, Atlanta and Los Angeles and at
least four different doctors called in the prescriptions.
Investigators are conducting interviews in Detroit about the
possible prescription drug abuse. I just
want to remind you, she did not die of an overdose of
prescription medicine. She did not die of that yet. The whole
thing is about all the pills she had and how you know people were
just subscribing to prescribing stuff to her. They are going to
clamp down they want all the illegal guys out generics out is
going to be through the approved channels, the approved drug
dealers, and that's what's taking place here and the
pharmaceutical industry is loving it.
Loving it. Yeah. They're gonna try it that once they get you
know one more step in the process, they can eliminate
generic drugs that's what their real goal is
getting rid of all the generics and and buying drugs from out of
country pharmacies.
So that's the website you want to go to for people listening
that did kind of keep up with it but you have to look at it as as
a propaganda tool is safe medicines.org is essentially a
front organization for this movement that we'd rise guests
on the show every so often. Yeah, and it all the stories in
there are like you know, things they hope get picked up by the
mainstream media like here's the one on today's front page. Pills
containing heavy toxic metal toxins found in circulation in
China. Oh, China it off the Chinese, even though most of our
drugs are made there anyway, China,
really? Yeah. Oh, Oh really dangerous. Oh yeah, China's
Brazil here's here's the counterfeit news of counterfeit
news Brazil's counterfeit medicine problem triples. You
know, drug safety Ellsberg fellow chosen for us to
something else, how to stay safe as a patient moving beyond the
Alvaston incident. PSM counterfeit drug congressional
the counterfeit drug thing is a problem. But you will have to
wonder how it got to this point. Here's our president with a
message about the China's the Chinese that's all I got. Yeah,
good.
Good one really against the Chinese? No, and, but these
drugs are in general, it's just the way they're prescribing
them. It's just It's crazy. And I think this leads directly into
why Google has come out now with a map, a zombie survival Google
Map, which will help you find food and guns. In the event that
the zombie apocalypse arrives, here's how it's gonna work. We
now have at least 25% of the population in America on
psychotropic drugs. I'm talking to Xanax I'm talking Adderall,
I'm talking to all these. All these animals. Zach is the
classic Prozac is a classic. All all of these drugs, what's going
to happen is that people won't be able to get them. So you've
got so they're walking around like zombies. And when they
can't get their drugs, that's when they go nuts and start
eating you. And I think we will live we we already live in a
zombie society. There are people that are looking go to go to the
Chucky Cheese. Look at the kids there. They're not spinning
John. They're all doped up like they're all doped up, man.
Yeah, a lot of kids are doped up.
Now, but it's, we need to warn people about this. I know you
don't care.
No, I care. But I believe it's like you don't care. Plus, you
don't care? Not really. I do I care deeply.
Do you see that video of Tupac Shakur and Coachella?
Yeah, I'm wondering about this seems to me, this is a you know,
I don't understand why the why the entertainment industry or I
mean, the entertainment industry at the high end, executives must
think this is great. But I don't get why the performers, I think
a lot of just to be blunt about it. A lot of performers in the
music industry are idiots. And they don't know anything.
They're uneducated, they're, they go there make so much
money. They don't give a crap about anybody but themselves.
And they they do not see the danger of this to their future.
Well, the Don't be worth more dead than alive. That's my
advice. Well, there's
that. And now you're working for free. Zombies. Yeah. Yeah, the
guys working for free, he's dead. He's working for free.
They've got this technology. So he actually looks like he's on
the stage. And you know, for a fact and being in the technology
game yourself, and everybody else who listen to the show,
mostly, you know, for a fact that what we see now is just the
tip of the iceberg, in what's gonna happen with this sort of
technology in the future will be, you won't be going to see
some of these bands, you're beginning you're gonna go to see
the Beatles. Yeah, you know, the 1960s, nine Beatles. And they're
going to be right there up on stage, and they're going to be
talking to each other. And they're going to be singing
songs, and doing other stuff, and you know, chatting and
coming out and saying hello, and pointing into the audience and
all the rest. And if these performers don't see this
common, they're at 12. But they don't see this coming. I suppose
I saw I said, Oh my god, this is they'll zit.
No, you'll get a contract for a year. And then you know, you'll
sign away these rights. This happens with book publishing and
dyno what happens in the record industry, these idiots signed
because they want it they want to be onstage so badly, that
they'll sign away all kinds of weird rights and one of their
rights will be electronic 3d image hologram rights, and they
will sign those rights away. And there'll be like you said,
they'll be on stage. You know, they'd be working for a year.
They're done. Yeah. And they'll shoot him. When they don't even
have they shoot. Yeah, that's more fun. Come on, but it's more
fun to shoot them from their perspective. And we
don't want anyone making a stink about anything now they'll shoot
him. Oh, yeah.
Dead performer will be up on stage still working for free.
Yeah. It's like yeah, I saw that I was just flabbergasted
it's also going to be a great mind control tool.
And I can see that but it's a possibility well you
know when when things become that real when they're not But
Hitler in one of these bands Exactly. Not now you're talking
to Can we can we get those rights can the curry Devorah
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Yeah, a little bit late today, actually. rack.org/and A, we
could pull it up a little bit. John, if you want. I do have an
audition. Oh, for craft salad dressing. It's a short one. It's
a short one. It's a two liner. Let's do it. Okay, the title of
the kit,
by the way we should do we maybe as a way to augment his income
as we can do these auditions and charge craft just to do them.
Yeah, good luck with that. Let me know in the meeting, okay.
I can tell you what they're gonna say. so on. So the idea.
They're gonna sue us for even doing this. I'm sure there's
some NDA, I signed somewhere that does not allow me to do
this. So to augment our income, we're gonna I'm gonna just hurt
you with this. Okay. This has to be done by today. In order to
get it in. The Lonely lettuce is the title of the cam game. Do
you have your recorder going? Yes.
Yeah, let me get me directing. Okay,
let me give you the specs mail. 30 To 40 has to be relatable
like the friendly neighbor who lives next door and grabs your
newspaper for you and steals it. Matter of fact, a bit of a
deadpan voice, but always with a sense of humor like a joke or a
fun story is just around the corner. The voice should have a
hint of humor to it. Not the typical smile but something
special. I think I think Hi.
Well, if you can't get the smile in which is a is that voice you
you do so well.
Let me give you an A Well, let me give you the script it's two
lines. The script is the breakup is official. Kraft salad
dressing is now seeing other foods introducing anything
dressing from craft
yeah now it's no good
How do I how do I do it so just to just do the surfer do it
again and see what do the surfer do
now China we can back him off do this or do the extreme surfer do
the breakup is a visual crafts and the dressing is now seeing
other foods. Introducing anything dressing from craft.
Okay, so that that I think is a winner. They don't want to smile
and then had way too much smiles have
a deadpan voice but it has to be a smile like a joke is coming
yet. I'm getting your newspaper. What is no wonder television
sucks. These people are more on to write this stuff.
is with you. Jesse Ben, can you do a Can you do a big voice do
to just do it as a big voice?
The breakup is official Kraft salad dressing is now seeing
other foods introducing anything dressing from Kraft
I like that but you're gonna have to get the now you blew the
now you had the big voice big voice the now. Okay, got it.
Okay.
All right. All right. The breakup is official Kraft salad
dressing is now seeing other foods introducing anything
dressing from Kraft.
I like it. I think you're a little muddy at the beginning.
But I liked the way you hit now with the way you did and then I
think the whole thing finished up
but that doesn't sound deadpan to me.
It sounds I think I think you could sell it as deadpan I think
that was the voice you're looking for except it was muddy
at the beginning you were kind of I'll try to get in the middle
of a breakup is official craft salad dressing is now seeing
other foods introducing anything dressing from craft.
I think if you tack on the beginning of this one and then
splice it on to the one he did just previously, you'd have the
winner there then that you can get that job done
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Now if we were really smart, of course, we do what NPR and PBS
are about to do. As the US appeals court has just said it's
okay for Public Radio and Television. Companies,
broadcasters to air political ads.
Oh, they gotta get in on this deal.
How awesome is that? Wow. So the super PAC money now not enough
Fox and CNN got to compete with PBS. Someone's not going to
stand for this
was the publish gotta get a clue in your PBS with a political ads
count. Yeah, they're gonna
do it, man. Ah, no, no, I will just just keep working for alms
America.
I just do. I just got to I'm sorry. I got the New York Times.
All right. So I you know, I just had JC bring it up. I've left it
outside.
He sounds like the perfect guy for the commercial. Yeah, he's
the neighbor that brings you
in and they got a picture of Obama on the front page of look
in a boxing he's got like his fists up he's gonna with a flag
behind him like he's like clever Malone or something. Someone's
watching movies. Yeah, but I just pulled out this Thursday
style thing. I just could not read this kind of a subhead,
which is actually the headline of this article on the front of
Thursday. So some laughing blonde of middle aged blonde
woman laughing very attractive for her age. And it says this
intro to this woman Her name is Trudy styler.
Oh, isn't she stings wife? Yeah, yes. A sting. Yeah, stink.
Listen
to this. Actress, activist vintner and Yogi
what's vintner, winemaker? Oh, really? I'm sorry.
So she's an actress and activist, a vintner. And Yogi
Trudie styler also makes no apologies. It makes no apologies
for
what for being a vintner
is pay this and what does she say? She goes, it's a big front
page. It's like a whole, like the front of the Thursday Style
section is about her. The whole top of the fold is a big giant
photo. There's obviously some tie into something she's coming
out with
a book, or they go into the rain forest or there's some up as
there's maybe stink has a new album coming out.
Yes, it's fake and some but it's obviously planted by a public
relations agency.
Oh, good job. How have we done on that front?
Well, you know, just say it's the easiest show in the world to
promote.
Sorry, I said it. I caught myself.
Yes, you did. I'm sorry. You did twice. You did it earlier. And I
didn't point it out because I didn't think it was it was we
were in the groove. All right. Mayor there's attack there's
attack on chicken. I don't know what the deal is is an attack on
chicken
is an attack on chicken. Let's listen in.
And now our Consumer Watchdog Report. ABC senior national
correspondent Jim Avila reports. She's drunk
again.
She's something's wrong with she's hammered. And she's kind
of hunched over and she looks like yeah, she
noticed that
she she died he keeps
when she's like leaning into the bottom of your TV set. I've
noticed that about Diane Sawyer. Yeah, she
can't. She can't search straight leaning in and she's slurring
and she's and she's got a stupid look on her face. I went on a
second before you go into this clip. How old is she?
Diane Sawyer. I'm going to guess she's 57
she's got to be in her 60s. Let's go to the book of
knowledge. She is 60 is claims to be 66 She was born in 1940
Really?
Kumar she looks pretty good for 66 Take a look at
the picture on the book of knowledge. You can see she's had
work. Well. It's a natural face.
Sure she's had that she probably can't sit up straight because
her stomach would rip from the all the tummy tucks she looks.
If she sits up real straight. She has a go t
I mean, yeah. Let's see. Oh no, I got it. I got it. I can tell
from the picture. She has Botox. She you know, she's
she's like she's slurring she's not drunk.
She's Botox.
Whoa. Hey,
I can show her and I'm gonna fall over And now our consumer
senior. So one word
you can Oh, you can't hear me. That's why
real was Oh yeah, we're playing the attack on chicken.
Yeah, there we go now it really now the connection really broke
now okay, hold on a second. Well that is very interesting. You
there? Yeah. So check this out. So when we're talking about
political correctness and Europe being taken over they start
jiggling the connection. That's like that's like a problem. Then
we started talking about the guy Santos of Brazil talking about
New World Order building that with Obama, they jiggle the
connection again. But whoa, when we talk about Diane Sawyer, they
just pull the plug and I can't do that. No, you can't be like
don't rag on her. She's our leader. All right, you ready for
the clip?
Chicken tack on chicken.
And now our Consumer Watchdog Report ABC senior national
correspondent Jim Avila reported here about the beef filler
critics call pink slime. Tonight a different story he reports on
a whistleblower who came forward to him to issue a wake up call
about changes afoot in food safety inspections. Here's your
Mavala
chicken dinner America's number one meal at four pounds a person
per year and the USDA is about to make a controversial and
fundamental change in the way these birds are inspected
removing most USDA inspectors from the plant and largely
turning line inspection over to the chicken companies themselves
went on for 10 minutes yeah this chicken thing and I can't even
come up with anything but I'm guaranteeing within the next few
shows there's going to be more stories about chicken I think we
need another salmonella
scare there's something up was probably time for that it's
probably time
USC DEA inspectors or they don't do anything i What are they
doing? They're their own demise let the chicken guys do their
own thing.
All right, here it goes. It's time.
Just that's a teaser for a show coming up.
Okay, well, here's a teaser for something that's coming up now.
We're gonna give you this money, you're gonna kick them damn
chapters out of your country.
Economic Hitman segment. So you promised in the newsletter, we
talked about Repsol, which is the Argentinian Oil Company,
which is under threat of nationalization. Well, it's
actually a Spanish owned. Well, that is yes. Well, 57% I think
is owned by Spain. Yeah. And the rest. Yeah.
So I start one of this. I don't think any of the Seven Sisters
have a piece of it, though. Right?
No, but what I what I found is that just before this
announcement came of the the Argentinian president or prime
minister president, she said that we're gonna we're gonna
nationalize this oil company. The Chinese had just made a 15.
Jn
terrible.
Yeah, there we go. We're back. You with me? To Hulu, Hulu? No.
Wow, this is really bad today. Okay, I'm back now. I think you
can hear me right. Yeah. Okay. So, about four hours before this
announcement was made by the President of Argentina.
Christiana Fernandez, who by the way is kind of hot. The China's
General synoptek made a $15 billion offer for the Repsol
stake and YPF. So I think it was a move against the China's.
Oh, that could be right. Doesn't that
make sense? Yeah, maybe there's something else with the
Falklands in there. And that's
Yeah. I think that's just a distraction
before, by the way, which are right by the Maldives, according
to the President. Did you hear about that? That was the best
gaffe ever.
That is funny since they are the Maldives.
Well, now he he was talking about the mala Venus. I'm sorry,
the mala Venus. Yeah, they will see you made the same mistake
Maldives. He said that right. It's nice to be here right near
the middle of Venus, but he said Maldives. But there's no video
of it anywhere. You can't find the video they've taken they've
taken that away the Maldives or in the Indian Ocean has kind of
somewhere else. But there is something really it's
just a gaffe. You know, well,
hello, it's on the prompter. How hard can it be? There is
something really big happening with with the Chinese right now.
Witness the entrance action of a brand new bill and Johnny Carson
was talking about this not the Johnny Carson, you might think
it is. But Johnny Carson, who is the United States Senate, State
Department's envoy to Africa, House resolution 4221. I'd like
to discuss this with you briefly, John. So you already
pointed out correctly, that we essentially let the Chinese the
Chinese. Wow, John, I'll come back in a second. Essentially,
let the Chinese yeah, here we are. We're back. This is really
bad today. Hello. Yeah. Okay. Now, like cut out again.
Notice you said Johnny Carson, this lesson I heard, right.
Johnny Carson is the State Department's envoy to Africa.
And he had a big thing in the Senate. He was already in the
Congress. And he was before the panel and talking about how
great it is. And of course, the strategy that we're on with the
Chinese right now, is we let them build all the
infrastructure, and now we go in and drone them out of Africa.
And so the next phase is ready, John, here it is. It is House
resolution 4221. This Act may be cited as the increasing American
jobs through greater exports to Africa act of 2012. Are you are
you ready? Yeah. Right here at the top of the bill between 2008
and 2010. China's give me the number again, 44221. Okay,
between 2008 and 2010, China alone provided more than $110
billion in loan to the developing world. And in 2009,
China's surpassed the United States and as the leading trade
partner of African countries, we cannot have this because point
nine economists have designated Africa as the next frontier
market, with profitability and growth rates among many African
firms exceeding global averages in recent years, countries in
Africa have collective spending power of almost $9 billion, and
a gross domestic product of $1.6 trillion, which are projected to
double in the next 10 years. This is all from the bill. I'm
reading this verbatim. So this is a Sub Saharan Africa is
projected of the fastest growing economies in the world over the
next five years with seven of the top 10 fastest growing
economies located in Sub Saharan Africa. So obviously, we have to
go in because point 11 When countries such as China assist
with large scale government projects, they also gain an
upper hand in relations with African leaders, and access to
valuable commodities such as oil and copper. Typically, without
regard to environmental, human rights, labor or governance
standards, bad shiners, we should go kick them out. How
should we do it? Well, the purpose of this act is to create
jobs in the United States by expanding programs that will
result in increasing United States exports to Africa by
200%, and real dollar value. So this is a bill that appropriates
$175 billion of your tax money $175 billion not to give to
Africans, but to give to American companies, economic
hitman companies to go and rape Africa. And this will all be
done through the Export Import Bank. Oh, yes. Now, please go to
the website for the Export Import Bank. This is x m
bank.com. I think no.gov Hold on a second.
Yeah. When b.gov.gov It is?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's it's so this money is a slush fund. ad
goes into this. Look at the homepage who's on the homepage?
It's ex i m.gov. And right on the homepage. Oh, who pops up on
your browser?
Well, you had me put in bank sometimes. Sorry. It's your
ex i m.gov. Okay, hang on.
Oh,
there he is Bill, Bill Clinton competitiveness. So this guy is
so in. He's got all his stuff ready in Uganda and in the
Congo. And now here comes the money. My money I just sent the
cheque and they're gonna go send it to a whole company so we're
gonna go and rape Africa. 170 $5 billion dollars. It's a scandal
I tell you. And they're giving it to this is great. preference
goes to African diaspora. Here in Africa, African diaspora is
well that would be a group of some African specific to a
region that mood I on mass to another region.
The term African diaspora means and this is this is who this
money is going to the people of African origin living in the
United States, irrespective of their citizenship and
nationality, who are willing to contribute to the development of
Africa.
That's one way to get them to do something. Let's see. Small
business support. This seems to be set up. There's got to be,
maybe we do. We targeted our show.
I was waiting for you to say that, hey, we've got this show.
This small, small medium enterprise we can do. We can get
a grant. Well, it's a loan. But they but the money is like, if
you get screwed out of your money, then don't worry about
it. You won't have to pay it back this money. Just blow it
out. Your butthole is gone. And it's an economic hitman fund.
Yeah. Meanwhile, back in the United States of Gitmo nation
in New York, a $400 million renovation of the Alexander
Hamilton bridge in California, a whopper a $7.2 billion new
bridge to connect San Francisco and Oakland. And in Alaska, a
proposed $190 million Bridge Project sounds like a great
opportunity for government spending to actually lead to
real jobs. The problem much of the work is going to Chinese
government owned contracting firms. Yeah,
how does that work? And that concludes today's segment. Gonna
give you this money,
you're gonna kick them damn chapters out of your country.
That's right. Keep the damn China's out of your country.
I do synth sounds about right. Yeah, the Fed they had. They're
building this bridge here. And it was it's an old being because
it's all being welded together in China. And then they jump up
and put on these Chinese ships and bring it over. And it turns
out the welds are no good. But
you know what they say? They say the reason why they have these.
China's building our bridges is because you can't get welders in
America.
That's bogus.
I can weld. I am actually I am a certified welder. Did
I ever tell you that? No. Yeah, I can weld. I can weld with CEOs
to weld at a sheetmetal shop when I was in high school, but I
can't do heavy steel welding as a specialty. That's not I know,
I've never done heavy steel welding. That's true that you
need some sort of special equipment, you guys. But if we
were done
co2 welding with like, you can weld aluminium with that. Oh,
it's cool. But I've done the old electrodes guys
Healy arc. Oh, yeah, that's beautiful. But I've never done I
only done the with the stick and the rich with the mask and the
noise and the smoke.
I once made a huge mistake. And because I was doing an electrode
welding with a big old electrode at a box, the stick that you'd
pull out a stick was it looks like a sparkler.
Yeah, that's what that's what I welding I did. Yeah.
And I was like, I'll just do this. You know, I got like, 10
minutes just to do this real quick. I did it without the
mask.
What I know. How did you get trained as a welder to even
think to do that dude,
I was 16 How stupid and so I wake up in the middle of the
night the worst pain I've ever felt in the human. You get
welders eyes. Because you're basically blinded yourself.
Yeah, you're lucky
you can see it all after that. Well, I'm not looking in the
sun. that's up
for debate. Let's switch to Euro land. Let's see how things are
going in Spain, shall we?
Nearly a quarter of the workforce unemployed the cost of
borrowing going up Spain's financial crisis is often a list
of seemingly sterile figures. But the reality behind the
numbers is even more stark. In Barcelona like elsewhere in
Spain, there's a growing number of people who have no other
choice but to live in their cars. Silvestri lost his job as
a baker and with it the means to pay his rent. I've asked for
help in City Hall, but they've done nothing. We've got the
chance of a year in a council flat, but if I don't find work,
we're back on the street. So I prefer to stay here mega more
people I guess. Yeah. gay man, Jama fantasy. Barcelona's
Council reckons there are about 350 people living in this
makeshift Motor City Bus Company, there's I haven't had
exact time and we're trying to do what we have to do. We
recognize the need for decent housing. So we're pushing for an
increase in council flat and continuing to work with these
people. So you're gonna have a handle last Thursday, the air
conditioner specialist car parks and old industrial estates.
There's a new generation of Spaniards living in mobile
accommodation with nowhere to go.
And I don't know if you're gonna hear the whole thing because I
see we broke halfway through I heard most of them. So yeah, go
ahead. And we you
know, Garcia and some of these guys that I met in Madrid, I
have not been able to get a hold of any of them.
Really, these are the guys that you that you met when you were
over there. That's a That's a little
murmur. Garcia is telling me about that. He's the one who
predicted when the riots were going to be because I guess it
was a schedule. Was he accurate? Was he accurate? Yeah, he was
actually he was actually accurate. But he's told us when
these things are going to happen and what their plans are, and he
said, he definitely is going to go to them. Because he did
apparently is a lot of fun. And
how about sleeping in your car? How's that working out? So,
so I don't know what the deal is with these guys. But
but the thing that blows me away? Well, first of all, you
can't get these reports on television. America. No one
talks about this. No. But this is all to pay back banks who
made dumb loans to corrupt politicians, to have the people
suffering and sleeping in their cars. It pains me. This is so
incredibly wrong. And I think that people don't even see it.
They don't even realize how they're being screwed. Get my
nation lowlands now, on the chopping block for a downgrade
from Fitch. Now, of course, when it starts with Fitch, then we'll
move right on to all the other big ones. This is because of the
housing crisis, which everyone said, Oh, no, not a problem
here. Nothing wrong. No, nothing. Nothing going on here.
Yeah, no, it is. But here's the here's the kicker. The Finance
Minister of the Netherlands, who I know Casey, on the Yamaha, I
saw a young case the author, who used to be a Microsoft IT guy.
And he was the Microsoft IT guy for the finance department. I've
interviewed him, I've met him, he's in a hole. And he, he all
of a sudden became the finance minister. Listen, this report.
Bankers and senior financial service staff will soon have to
swear under oath, they will carry out their jobs with
integrity, put their clients first and ensure confidence in
the banking sector. The oath will form part of the financial
service regulators assessment of people sustain it suitability to
the job. And one of a package of measures the minister hopes will
restore trust in the financial sector. So and this is being
heralded as a great thing. The people in the Netherlands in
general, not the ones who listen to us are actually saying, Oh,
they're they're taking an oath. They're swearing, they'll do
good, and they're believing it.
That was the point of this oath. That is just crazy. I take an
oath to take an array it really
Greece, European railway companies getting ready to buy
the Greek rail network who is number one?
Well, I would guess Warren Buffett, no, Russia? Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, one of the things buffer, a buffer buffer
Buffett that was pointed out for as trying to block some
pipelines, because one of the things we forget about is the
pipeline on rails. Yeah. Which is the main way you historically
they move from point A to point B, you create a huge train. And
this these pipe, by the way, these these cars that carry oil
are big. And they're bigger than a pipeline generally by a lot.
And you get a train about a mile long with a bunch of big engines
on it. You load that thing up with a ton of oil, and you just
haul it to a refinery over the tracks. And that was always been
the main competitor works great. Yeah, it works great. And does
work great until the if this train falls off the track.
And then of course, you know, to sum this up, no one can do it
better than our friend from the United Kingdom. Nigel Farage.
Would you like to hear two minutes of Nigel railing in
parliament in minutes and Nigel so Nigel is now a president.
He's on the he sits on the Starfleet Command side, two
seats down from Barroso, who literally while he speaks,
laughs at him and mocks him. Yeah, I mean, do you have to
watch these videos? You can find him in the show notes at 401 dot
na shownotes.com. You really have to watch. These are the
elites who have taken over your entire continent with political
correctness, I might add, and Nigel was anything but
politically correct. It's a
great shame Mr. Van Rompuy is not here because a month ago he
told us the worst was over we'd reached the turning point. He
even told us that he sold the euro crisis. Well, today we've
got a more realistic mr. Barroso, who says if we follow
his policies and stick together, we can solve this in the end.
Sorry, no one believes you anymore. And actually, in the
face of the rapidly deteriorating, deteriorating
situation. These comments look ridiculous. In Spain, mass
unemployment gathers by the day, an internal democracy in Spain
is now under threat in Italy, where we were told Mr. Monty
would sort it all out. growth figures are falling and the bond
spreads are worsening. And now an IMF official has come out and
said that it is obvious that at some point a Euro Wake up will
happen. These are big changes, the Euro is doomed. And your
policies, even if Greece accepts the austerity you're putting
upon them, even if for the next eight years, they obey all of
this, they will still in 2020 have a debt GDP ratio of 120%,
which makes one ask what is the point. And in Spain, if Spain
was able to increase, the difference is, Britain is not
trapped inside the economic prison of the euro. Now take
this if Spain was to increase, if she increased her products,
energy grows by half a percent a year, which at the moment looks
unlikely. If Spain did that, it would take 40 years to close the
competitiveness gap with Germany, these countries were
sucked in to a totally false economic boom with artificially
low interest rates, and they are now paying the price. These
policies cannot succeed mercifully, outside of this
institution, economists the world over now say it is
inevitable that the euro will break up it is just a question
of how and I really hope that the IMF now decide to stop
pouring good money after bad into these bailouts. And I
really do hope that not one penny piece more of British
taxpayers money goes into propping something up that
shouldn't be allowed to die.
Nigel Farage, Mr. Politically Correct. You hear them mocking
him and laughing at him throughout that whole thing?
Yeah, that's kind of odd. You know, it's not odd.
I really have to tell you the only solution for these elites
is war. And they would love a civil war.
But I think so.
I think I really think that they think
they want a civil war thing is the last thing they want.
They're gonna have their stuff stolen. I mean, this is the
reason the elites have been trying to lock everyone down.
Get away from my stuff.
You know what's going on? Every time there's a war especially in
Europe, everybody's stuff gets stolen. You know one guys who
rolled into town and they steal all your stuff that they grabbed
the art they grabbed the gold they grabbed the you know
everything they can get a hold of, then how about women? How
about roles? The teenager Hey, lay
off are women.
How about they don't want that?
How about this first scenario, what
does the desk they want the public doped up completely in a
unable to do anything and be then put up put up with anything
that's thrown at them. And then that and then they become toys
like the American public's become with the TSA, who sent
essentially just toy with the public nozzle? They're like
they're the cat in there we that were the mice and they poke us
and they grab us and they stick us in machines and then they
tell you can't do this. You can't do that. I mean, and then
we put up with it because we're they were turned into a country
of mice.
I think they should the elites in Brussels should be very
prepared for more Knights Templar attacks. Because you're
gonna push people too far.
Well, you've been saying that but I'm seeing that be you keep
them drugged up. And you keep them but bad news you don't keep
mine informed and drugged up and stupid and get don't educate
them in schools. I think you can push you you got a long way to
go before they get actually worked up. Right. I don't want
to see anyone hurt. But all that's gonna happen whether you
like it or not, it can't end well.
None of this can end well, it's not going to end well. I
noticed that one of the clips I have though. Talking about news
doing a poor job I got a cup of number of clips of Erin Burnett
saying stupid things, which is great. Okay, was got a kick out
of the CNN coverage of Bahrain. And advantages glossing it over
and as you can see them jockeying for position and how
they're going to handle this story as it continues to
deteriorate.
And out of the outer circle where we reach out to our
sources around the world. to Bahrain first one report from
Amnesty International says human rights abuses there are not
stopping. That's where we find our fled Plike and, and we ask
them how the government is reacting to the report.
Their inquiries government denies a lot of the findings of
the Amnesty International report. Remember, what the
report says is that a lot of the reforms that were carried out
here were half hearted that the security forces are still
randomly detaining people that people are being beat while they
are in detention. The Bahraini Government says that it's
already instigated a lot of reforms of its police force, for
instance, that they're receiving extra training that people are
not being put in jail randomly anymore. However, they're also
saying that a lot of the reforms that they have to start simply
take time because they have to go through their parliament. It
takes time to implement them. And for instance, if you look at
the police force, it simply takes a lot of time to train
that many police officers that of course, for the opposition
for human rights groups is not enough. They say more needs to
be done. And they say a lot of the protests here have very,
very real grievances behind them. Aaron.
Thanks very much to Fred and now to Paris
and Natalie Eris.
So yeah and the Paris report that you heard what they said
it's just a it's a smokescreen. Yeah. Very poor report. It's
obviously that we are government. We don't want
anything going on there. So we cover up the whatever's going on
because we'll never find out listen to these people. She does
go to the Paris report and reports on pipa. This word turns
Oh, celebrity Hey, Hollywood news.
Right so
it goes right from Bahrain to PIPA and her kind of kinky party
she went to where they have clips from they she went to a
let me give you a couple before we play the clip. I'll give you
a little background on what they're going to show.
Now. First of all, let me let me say one thing. pipas ask is
amazing. It's people say
actually very attractive. But she goes to this party it's a
costume ball. There's nothing kinky going on at all. And then
they shade and then this guy so they're showing photos and this
in and they're kinky and there's people with a kinky mask and
they show a woman and a mask. It's just a friggin mask.
There's nothing kinky about it
for Kate Middleton's younger sister was caught on camera with
a man brandishing what might have been a fake gun but now
we're finding she was at a dress costume party as well some sort
of a kinky party apparently I don't know Matthew Chance in
London we asked him how the family is reacting to pick.
Well, Aaron, they must be horrified. Officially of course
paper is not a member of the royal family. Buckingham Palace
is refusing to comment on her. But the fact is, she is the
sister of Kate Prince William's wife and the future Queen of
England. And her conduct does reflect on the Royals whether
they like it or not. Check out the roci costume bash she
attended in Paris at the weekend. Dwarves, burlesque
dancers, kinky masks. Then there was of course, this gun
incidents one of her wealthy pals here waving a pistol at a
photographer as they drove the barriers. It may have been a toy
gun, who knows? But I can tell you the queen is unlikely to
have been amused Aaron, come over here is what
the Queen says and why are they doing this report? This wasn't a
kinky raunchy party that guy probably did have a fake gun
because he was piping a gangster costumes Alan was what you do
exactly. And so the whole thing was just like completely blown
out of room and I don't understand why they're attacking
this woman and making and they're not
it doesn't matter all they want to do is just put the crap in
your head and distraction distract just don't don't pay
attention to anything but the bull crap
the UK papers are all over this bull crap. But this is the
problem. Why is Aaron covering it?
Because she's missing crap.
I always like to say when
she's a CFR Council on Foreign Relations, she'll piece of crap
bull crap. biatch a whore. For the elites. I'll say it I don't
have to be politically correct. That's the problem. They've got
kinky masks kinky mass. Everybody that would know a
kinky party if you fell right in the middle of 101 going
on now as we speak at CNN say my pants. What do you make of the
Neil Heywood thing? Have we gotten any further on figuring
that one out?
Well what I from what I understand is that he was going
to out the chuck the that China dudes wife as shifter up to a
woman shifting money around yeah, of course it's corrupt.
And apparently, she gave him cyanide or something to kill
him. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, well, we know that. Okay,
well,
what do I mean what was she doing and what is the you know
why she takes a drastic action now she's screwed and shows her
husband and the Chinese aren't you know, they've read the BBC
story. Talks about it. I have it is you know, at the play it
was listen to it.
The mystery surrounding the death of British businessman
Neil Heywood in China has prompted the UK Government to
ask Beijing for a full investigation free from
political interference. Mr. Hayward was in the city of Shaun
King when he died and now his death has been linked to a huge
scandal within the Chinese Communist Party. Our diplomatic
correspondent James Robbins has the story.
The prime minister with demand ranked number five in China's
political hierarchy, Lee Chang Chun, obviously, we welcome you
to number 10 Downing Street, a first chance for Britain to send
a clear message directly to the Chinese leadership. Britain
expects a complete and convincing explanation of Neil
Hayward's death.
I don't think they give a crap. Nothing they want to know. But
well, I'm irritated because I can talk to you for as long as I
want. But if we don't have the connection, you know, this has
been the absolute six months. We've had perfect connection
from Camp Mo. Whoa, Austin rated the number one broadband speed
city in the United States of Gitmo nation. And then, as we
start the show, this happens.
Once you get rated number one, then you can fall back on your
Lord, Lord, I'm
literally losing. I mean, the connection I can see, because
I've got my monitors running, the connection is just breaking.
I have no connection to the interwebs. That's what happens.
It's just dropping in and out. It's not that some guy outside
probably wiggling jiggling the cord. It's completely annoying.
Well, you should you should complain and not pay for today's
connections. Yeah.
Here is a news report from Chicago. You heard about the
black helicopters training over Chicago. Oh, good. Yeah.
Hi, Good morning to both of you. Yeah, you know what this is
going to be right over here at McCormick Place where the
convention center is that this is going to be one of the areas
where they're going to really be beefing up security, because
this is where the world's leaders will be meeting in
between here and their hotels, they're going to be very busy
back and forth. So we know that you know, Secret Service, local
police, they're all doing their part to make sure that these
dignitaries are safe. And check this out, too. This is some
other video we want to share with you because it's really,
really interesting. You saw this first time back Chicago news. We
showed this to you last night, the Blackhawk helicopters that
were flying over the Chicago area, doing it in a very low
drill like maneuvers flying in some very unusual patterns. And
it was freaking people out because they were calling our
newsroom saying what's going on. There are military men hanging
out of the windows here. And they were flying over the United
Center, the medical districts along the river, the lakefront,
but the military, you know, because we checked into it, the
military is saying it's not related to NATO. It's part of a
training exercise. Okay, whatever. But we don't usually
see that here in Chicago. And we do have the NATO coming up next
month.
That's your reporting, whatever, whatever, whatever, who cares,
whatever. And just some helicopters, it's gonna be
military flying, and they're fine. Like, you know, a three
quarter building height and the guys are literally out there
with their weapons. And when are people just so used to this and
it's like,
only getting used to it. They're dumbed down. I've already
bitched about this on the show. So why do they have this word
for the g8? Or something? Is that what it's for? No, this
is the NATO the big NATO conference. Yeah. Why are
they let me just this isn't like an ask Adam. Okay, why in God's
name? Are they doing such a meeting in Chicago?
Well, that's the that's the center of power. That's why,
why let me back it up again. There are a million places you
can go where you can have such a meeting, without disrupting the
day to day lives of this many million people. There's tons of
places and many of them are probably nicer than Chicago when
it comes to just having a you know, a quiet meeting. Yeah,
maybe you want to hang out with Chicago hookers. You might want
to go to Chicago but but generally speaking there's lots
of great places to have these meetings you're gonna have an A
Camp David for all you you know, that's where
they're doing the that's where they're doing the G eight is
Camp David which is smart.
So why are they doing this in Chicago?
Well as the only two explanations I can come up with
one is it's the center of power.
It's not the center even if it's the center of power why would
you want to have your meeting there
maybe well, we want to test out all that cool hardware we've
been paying
I think you just showed up Chicago is a military runs the
country and now we have to get used to
we're going to have that l read
this is this is completely unacceptable. We're gonna have
the long
range audio device to give you instructions and blow out your
eardrums at the same time.
They should VR they're probably going to test some weaponry on
the public. Yeah,
I think they should try the pain. Okay, if
you have it in Juneau, Alaska, you won't get this kind of
outpouring of protests.
Well, you know what, it'll be good because we'll have
something to watch.
It'll be Yeah, it'll have entertainment value
to exactly you know, something I missed John in the we talked
about Senate Bill 1818 13 known as map 21
Oh yeah, map 21
I missed something but it was it was brought up online cuz you
know, the in that it contains all of a sudden to complain
contains this weird language that says if you have a debt to
the IRS of $50,000 or more, your passport will be revoked. You
can't travel. So in Section 31 406 of No wonder I missed it.
Vehicle event data recorders. Oh, not later than 180 days
after the date of enactment of this act. The Secretary shall we
revive revised part 563 of title 49 Code of Federal Regulations
and of course, I've pulled that for you it is in the show notes
at the 401 dot na shownotes.com. To require beginning with model
year 2015 new passenger motor vehicles sold to the United
States to be equipped with an event data record that meets the
requirements under that part. So are you interested in the
requirements?
Ah, sure, we must have finished the show like we always do with
some more depressing something
really depressing. So you're now going to be tracked and the
black box will be tracking the following. ABS activity airbag
warning lamp status capture, which is the that's just the the
type it'll have to be in a card I guess. The delta V lateral,
which is your speed delta V longitudinal, which is the
change in velocity, of course airbag deployment time. End of
event time, which means after a so called Crash engine, RPM
engine throttle percent full so how fast you were going? The
type of event, frontal airbag deployment ignition cycle, how
many times you started the car, essentially? lateral
acceleration, longitudinal acceleration, minimum v delta.
So there's all this basically every single move your occupant,
yeah, right? occupant position classification,
it's illegal to drive at a certain slow speed on the
freeway, they didn't have a GPS is what I want to know.
Yeah, all put all positions, all positions. So in other words,
if I'm on the freeway, and I've gone too slow, it'll record
that. And if I'm speeding, it'll record that it'll know what
freeway I'm on. And it'll know what the speed limit was. So
when I go into get my smog check, which I have to do every
year in California, one way or another, every two years, I
don't think it's older cars, but whatever, you have to get your,
it's gonna be every year now or every six months, they're gonna
pull the data from this thing, and I'm gonna get tickets in the
mail.
I think it's even worse than that. I think this is a ploy for
the insurance companies.
Oh, no, the insurance companies are part of this scam,
obviously. But every time I get a ticket in the mail, that's
insurance goes up to Yeah, everybody can make money off
them, you know, off of them spying on me in my own car.
That's right. The insurance companies will charge me more
money. I'll get tickets, all sorts of tickets for doing
whatever you know, and there's some circumstances that may be
legal, but they I won't ever be able to prove it because all
privatized nobody wants to hear from you. And it's like those
buses that you bitched about last show when the bus says the
camera on the front. And it's just looking for more
opportunities to take our money and it's a form of tax.
Yeah. Oh, it's not just a tax. It's it's, well, it's the
insurance companies who win. That's the That's the bottom
line insurance companies,
the municipalities, the state of California, the coffers, they're
gonna make more money on you've seen a ticket in San Francisco
$70 for a parking ticket.
Oh, that's nothing. It's 116 in Los Angeles now.
Okay, it's 106 you can get five tickets as mourn your pain and
insurance for the month. I mean, you get these these
municipalities are gouging their citizens the citizens don't seem
to care. You because You know, there's enough of them on
bicycles all the time. They're loud mouths. Oh, we should never
should be on a bicycle. You deserve the ticket. Oh, you
should be walking, you deserve a ticket. You should deserve the
ticket. You deserve the ticket. We shouldn't be Yep, your bike
pads, you won't get so many tickets. So, so you get those
people they're always showing up at the City Council. You know,
so they they're used and they're on the news shows, you know,
some idiot wants more bicycles. So you're screwed. The public at
large is screwed. Yeah. And this is this. I, I would put this in
the button, the Red Book, this is not going to happen.
What do you mean is not going to happen? Not going to happen?
It's past it's done.
It can be pulled.
It can be fooled. Yeah, it can be pulled. So where do we take
all this? What do we do? Do we just sit back and enjoy the
riding coach? Or what do we do?
Like to be in the observation car personally? Yeah,
I mean, this is just what are we going to I'm so happy. I'm so
happy. I moved to Texas. At least here we get a little bit
of a feeling of some form of you know, freedom. We got Ted Nugent
right down the road in Waco. I'm serious. Here's one. The
Corrections Corporation of America. You are well familiar
with it. The largest for profit incarceration company in America
sent a letter to municipalities and officials in 48 states
offering to buy state prisons and run them for a profit
here's the kicker. I mean, if that doesn't get people to give
money to our show, here's the kicker that tidbit, here's the
kicker there, you're just you know, they're gonna do we're not
going to have a show for part
two as part of the deal. States have to agree to keep the prison
at 90% occupancy so we'll buy your the prisons, we'll run
them. You just got money running them. Yeah, but you got to keep
you got to keep the slaves coming in. How awesome is that?
Yeah. And the argument is to the population is look, we got all
these horrible prisoners and and you're paying to feed and clothe
them that 30 to $40,000 a year per person, you will remove that
tax burden. And we'll run the prisons and we'll make money on
the prisons as a matter of fact, what better deal would there be?
No, none. It's great. And they're signing off on it in
droves. They'd
love in Yeah. Yeah. And then it just creates slave labor mills.
They've they've they've institutionalized slave labor in
the United States, in the form of prison labor.
Exactly. Congratulations.
And there'll be no recourse by the way, you know, they're
they're going to handle it. Who knows how the paroles and all
the rest of it's going to work? Because it's just like the
parking ticket thing. It's been turned over to private
enterprise. You know, this. So they give city governments what
are they do anyway? They don't even do anything. Everything's
turned over to private enterprise. What's the point of
having a mayor, and then you forget a ticket and you have to
dispute it? Courts don't care. It's not their problem. There's
just a kangaroo court.
And then while you're in New York, and
everybody puts things, this is fantastic.
Mayor Bloomberg Gers Mayor Bloomberg, we'll just call him
Mayor Bloomberg from now on. It's worked. He's finally got
it. He is now getting the smoking ban in your own home
pushed through. You cannot smoke in your own home.
Wow. Yep, I missed that one. Yeah, more suppressed news.
Let's see. Wall Street Journal reports. legislation requires
buildings to adopt set policies on where smoking is prohibited
and permitted. And to disclose those rules to prospective
tenants and owners. This is more of this is more political
correctness. No more political correctness. This is the one
thing you can do. It's the one thing everyone within the sound
of my voice. All 10 of you. Here's the thing you can do. Do
not participate in political correctness. That part of
Breivik I agree with how about you? Yeah, I
do my best to avoid it. All right.
Then let me give you a new jingle
Okay, crank that out. Right during the show. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's our audience. Man. That's Yellow Jacket. That's Yellow
Jacket.
Man. I'm telling you.
How awesome is that? Well, we've had the war on terror. We've had
the war on women. I think the war on chicken is just about
part just about par for the course. Perfect.
So I see you disappear from the face of the Earth once again.
Yeah, sorry about that. I have no idea what's going on. I can
literally see my connection just pinging out then we go on back.
literally see the connection just break here.
Hello, John. The war on chicken the war
on chicken. So shall I play the doctor is Andrew so glad
it's a good? He's interesting. He's always been entertaining.
Dr.
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the connection and how they're trying to disturb everything on
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authority, still a mother, as you already heard, that her son
is sick and needs to be on drugs, how in the world? Is she
to know that that is simply a lie? How is she to recognize
that what experts now call attention deficit hyperactivity
disorder is simply not a disease. Now, such a mother is
not an expert in the history of psychiatry, she does not know
that psychiatrists have for hundreds of years used
diagnostic term so called diagnostic terms to stigmatize
and control people. I will only give you a few dramatic
examples. When Black sleeves in the south ran away to freedom.
It wasn't that they wanted to be free. They suffered from a
disease called rapido mania. from diabetes, runaway slave and
mania, I'm not being disease surplus was illegitimate
diagnosis just like attention deficit disorder is the man half
population of mankind of course, if he were foolish enough to
rebel against domination by men, but then they had a serious
disease called hysteria, which was due to their wandering room.
Now, none of those behaviors was ever a disease. And of course,
it's not a disease. But nobody's attention deficit disorder, a
disease. No behavior or misbehavior is a disease or can
be a disease. That's not what diseases. So it doesn't matter
how a child behaves, it's nothing to examine. If he's
sick, then there must be some objective science to it. Which
can be diagnosed by physicians and objective tests. As soon as
you go to a doctor's they take a lot of blood and take X rays.
They don't want to hear how you behave. When I went to medical
school 60 years ago, there were only a handful of mental
diseases. I think there were no more than six or seven. Now
there are more than 300 and new ones are codes discovered every
day. Liebling, a child is mentally ill is stigmatization,
not diagnosis. Giving a child they say getting drug is
poisoning, not treatment. I have long maintained that the child
psychiatrist is one of the most dangerous enemies not only of
children, but of adults, of all of us who care to the most
precious and most vulnerable things in life. And those two
things are children and liberty. Now, I asked again, how can
parents protect their children from the therapeutic state? That
is from the alliance of government in psychiatry?
Basically, I think in the final analysis, they can only do so by
disabusing themselves getting rid of the idea that what ails
an unhappy and misbehaving child. And there are of course,
many such children infects all children at some time, that such
a child is having a mental illness. And the so called
treatment can help him This is simply not so diseases are
malfunctions of the human body of the heart, the liver, the
kidneys, the brain, and so forth. Typhoid fever is a
disease. You're an audit, you don't question that spring fever
all you have to know is English. Spring Fever is not a disease.
Now, why not? Because we all know that it's a figure of
speech.
A metaphor, a little piece of poetry. Now, sure, all mental
diseases mental disease is a metaphor. The task we set
ourselves to combat psychiatric coercion is important. I think
it's important you will think it's important not enough people
think it's important. It's a no per task, a task in the pursuit
of which we must regardless of obstacles, persevere our
conscience commands that we do no less
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