Don't spit on me bro. Or I'll drone you. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak. Sunday, February 26 2012. Time here get my nation
media assassination episode 386 This is no agenda. I can see
clearly now here cam MoPhO in the capital of the drone Star
State Austin, Texas in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where the PG Tips has a pretty
good batch this time. I'm John C. Dvorak. Hill.
We haven't talked about PG Tips in a long time my friend.
Particularly good batch of got here. That's nice. By the big
box of 160s.
The cat mofo looks like a war room today.
Why would that be?
I was up until like two in the morning.
Oh, you must have stumbled onto something you couldn't get off.
It was horrible.
I got maps, I've been printing out maps, I've now got pain
points in them. It's like all of a sudden it's like oh, now I get
it. It's like ever since the Leviathan project just more and
more like oh no of course how come I didn't see this? How come
I didn't know so yeah, yeah it's pretty bad actually. But the at
least you
want to start with data you want to start with something light oh
let's I gotta I got a fractal that I thought was kind of
amusing. I don't think it's something we can go very far
with a Friday. Commerce see if you can spot it. Tell me what
you what you're hearing here in so far as your this is your by
the way. When I listen to this. It's a it's a teaser for the
Huckabee show, which is like overproduced now. He really
wants to be in show business. Yeah, he's talking about show
business. This is strictly your script. And I SUSE heard it. I
went Oh, brother, God. Can I start it? Yeah. And still
no clear front runner. What happens if voters can't agree on
a candidate is a brokered convention, inevitably. What do
voters want?
They want to be inspired. They want to be entertained. They
want to be led candid
talk from the former candidates from exceeding expectations. I
wasn't supposed to win it, but I did to facing ruthless
criticism. I was held to a different standard tonight.
Bachman Kane and potentially look at the Republican race for
the White House. Ladies and gentlemen, Governor, Mike
Huckabee
they're bringing it back on the island. Yeah.
Come on back. Herman Cain, come on back.
I couldn't believe it. I've watched from the survivor.
Exactly. It's like time to bring somebody back. There you go. You
know why Huckabee has, you know, he's good for showbusiness
though. Cuz he's got a big head. Anyone with a big head can go
very far in television. This is This is fact.
So thanks. He's a stand up comic and he likes to play the guitar.
Banjo isn't a banjo doesn't play the bass bass. I thought was
banjo.
I'd be more like I lived through his head.
I liked banjo by the way. Banjo is pretty cool. It's like it's a
plucking instrument. You pluck Yeah. In the morning to you
John.
In the morning, you Adam curry in the morning to all ships at
sea. All boots on the ground and feet in the air.
And why don't we do a roll call in the chat room. We haven't
done one of those in a long time to hit you have any idea where
people are checking in from when we do the show live John. It's
unbelievable. What? I'll read off the list as people tell me
where they're tuning into live. We do the show. Thursday and
Sunday mornings 9am. Gitmo nation West time. And it's quite
astounding. Where where people are coming in from it really is
so you can listen live and no agenda stream.com That's where
you welcome all of our human resources from and, of course
99.9% Of the people listen to the podcast, okay, Columbus,
Ohio, Netherlands, Dublin. It's going too fast now. Arizona,
Aspen Rotterdam, Houston Tiburon, Greenville, New Mexico,
Fargo New England, going too fast here. Another Netherlands.
Hamburg Deutschland, New Zealand British Columbia, South Carolina
who Oh gosh, Argentina. I'm seeing Tina Hello Argentina.
Right back Skeen the are the Argentine is in Paris calls.
Really? Yeah. That's the guy. No, that's a good guy. Another
Argentina. New Jersey. Hey, there's a strange, strange
country for you New Jersey. I'm looking for some more a guy that
goes by so fast. I'm looking for some more international
listeners.
It's 614 in the morning in New Zealand in London Monday.
Yeah. Well, Wellington, New Zealand, Capella on the ISIL
Gitmo lowlands Timbuktu Uh huh. Sure. It's amazing. your anus.
Okay. Yeah. I'm just stopped. There you go chat room. Thanks,
chat room. All right, time to stop. So I yeah, I started, you
know, we only have a couple of days in between shows. And I did
one thing that I'm quite proud of, and I am actually going to
write it all up, I've started doing that. I thought it would
be much harder. But I finally decided, you know, I've got
three screens go in here all day. Now talking about Google
this and Google knows that and cookies. And then of course, we
I gotta dangle on that. Yeah, we got the Bill of Rights thing and
all that. You're gonna work on that one? Yeah. Well, what it
is, essentially, is instead of what we what your government
should be doing, because I read through this bill of rights, and
they're still going to put together a committee and you
know, wrap it all up and come up with, you know, this is, of
course, we're going to split self legislate. So all these
companies, you know, the do not do not track me button, which is
in your browser. Now, by the way, which is just as effective
as that push here to cross the street button. It's like two
wires dangling on the inside of the post neocon not connected to
anything. So the whole thing is, they're talking about what
companies can do with your data instead of how you should have
the right to basically not given them your data. And I think,
quite honestly, we're looking at this the wrong way, we should
say, you know, we should be capturing our own data and
selling it to these guys. Thank you. Bye. Got
a completely different angle on this whole thing. Rocker to me,
brother. Well, just play a cup. Just play some clips till you're
bored of them.
Okay. That's what the show is, isn't isn't that what we always
do?
Play until you're bored of them? I've got a suit a Google one.
Start with Google one. And you Oh, by the way, this is actually
kind of good, because there's a message that we use. And so I
heard this message. So this is interesting. The product message
Google whose mantra is do no evil with an incredibly
chequered record of privacy violations, including as
recently as a week ago. So how do we trust these people? John?
Well, I you know, I think one of the things we need to understand
is we sometimes think of ourselves as Google's customers,
we're not, we're Google's product. Their whole business
model is based on assembling digital dossiers about us and
then selling ads around that and it's a very successful business
model for them they make about 30 billion or they bring in
about 30 billion in revenues a year digital dossier
so they had they had your buddy Bono what's her name? Bonnet
Bono Mack Bono makhaya Be careful of her she's no good she
was on the judge does judge Jean
What were you watching? Are you watching like getting divorced
tips or something on Judge
gene is the is the clone of Nancy Grace that Fox has oh okay
she really is she's but it's all scripted. Of course yours I do
have a you want to hear a script fail? I don't know I will
actually I'll play the script fail later but it was so funny
because I when you hear especially when you listen to it
I saw it is this you want to do the script failed let's do it
again see if you can spot the script fail and find the double
reason find a reason for the script in the process not in our
company he
was in the private sector I
made a fortune a took care of the
he's not a creature of Washington he was appointed to
the Olympics by the president united states because he's been
known for the Republican Party for a jet regenerate you know
like Christopher has you know of all four of all the three
running he's probably the you know the most decent of them all
but I will tell you, but I will I will tell
you this right now been known to the Republican Party for
generations.
You're talking about Romney Yeah. But the script you missed
the script fail couldn't hear it now. The script fail is of all
four of all three
Oh, crap. i Oh, let me look. It's actually even
better than that. He had to say the script was of all three
candidates running he is the most honest he had to say three
because if he said four you have to include Ron Paul can't say
that. Romney is the most honest because Ron Paul's the most
honest of four, so he says four correct three and then BLOPS
again with crowns good let me listen to get onto the
Republican Party for a Jaffa Gary you don't like him do
Christopher all four of all the three running he's probably the
you know the most decent of them all, but I will tell you, but I
will I I will tell you this right now. Wow. Good catch.
Yeah. Although he's the most decent of the three of the three
that are running. Nobody says anything. This isn't people are
this is so scripted and where you have to remember people
listen to the show long enough. We had one of the producers of
the McLaughlin report in correspondence and he just
discussed the fact that the show is incredibly scripted. And I've
heard that before. So they had to have people saying certain
things they interrupt, it's all it's just scripted to stay
on. Stay on that for one second. Did you hear how we signed off?
McLaughlin? On his on one is his show
on Sundays, usually on PBS this month, so
maybe this was where is it now? Oh, man. Oh, here it is.
McLaughlin signed off like this. This was very funny. I predicted
the new head of the World Bank will be Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton. Bye bye.
Yeah, I heard that's in the script, I guess. Yeah. What's in
his grip because it's been brought up on more than a few
shows. Okay, so they're getting the pump not here just his show.
I've heard this I don't didn't have a clip of it. But I've
heard this on other Fox and other shows. Right. And it's
it's they're essentially soft knee This is body blows. They're
softening up the public for this crazy idea. By you know, giving
us this these predictions and other people now making the same
assertion so we're gonna get so when it happens is not going to
be a big shock. There's not going to be a lot of that is
going to be a pre shock.
I'm going to tell you that she she doesn't want to do that. And
I think I already mentioned that it seems more likely that Bill
Clinton will become the president of the World Bank
briefly though, because the guy's not gonna stay alive long
does not look healthy. Now, Hillary is having way too good a
time as the, the queen of the world. She is she's ruling
everything.
Yeah, which it looks over the last week or so she looks pretty
beat. But
this is what happens. You know, the human psyche, when you're
when you're completely evil on the inside, you're black. And
this is filled with gunk and goop of killing people for oil
and gas. It will take its toll. So she's so she knows she has to
get out. But she's having a good time. She's enjoying
it. Well, she does have to get out. And then the head of the
World Bank is like perfect.
She's She's What do you mean, she leads up Friends of Syria.
And we tell you some friends of seriously,
if anyone starts a group called Friends of Adam, I'm I'm moving
to Australia. That's not good friends of sin. And guess who
wasn't invited Syria? He's hilarious. I'm sorry. Let's get
back to your guests get back my Google thing. Yeah. Okay, so
let's just play the second Google reading mail thing, which
I thought was kind of interesting. And now tell you
what I think's going on with this Google crap. There's middle
ground here. Okay. Let me draw the line to both of you. What
should users know about the personal information collection?
That worries you the most very quickly, Congresswoman and then
the Attorney General? Well, first and foremost, what bothers
me the most and Google's own privacy privacy policy, it
mentions clearly that they are going to actually read the
content of your emails, they're going to say that no person is
doing that that computer is reading the content of your
emails. But if you right to privacy, and I've gotta go,
we're gonna wrap here, Congress, Attorney General, what is the
thing that worries you most
is exactly right, the privacy issue and how and how far
they're willing to go and what they're going to do with that
information. All right, and how we don't have a choice.
You don't have a choice. You can't run your own mail server
slave Shut up.
So this is this is and I think if people start looking at it
more closely, this is all Google publicity for the unproven
concept that having all this information, which they're
obviously collecting by the tonne, it somehow gives better
advertising results. Oh, that's what gouge advertisers by making
the the subtle message goes through that Google's doing all
these nasty things. Wow. That's going to benefit us bill. Crap.
We should advertise with those guys. We got to advertise
because they're cheating. They're cheating as bullcrap.
This does. None of this works. Anyone who has been on the
internet and goes on a browser and looks up something like a
week ago, and then you go to another website, and they're
still trying to sell it to you whether you bought it or not.
Right. The only shows you how this is inadequate. This is a
this is a bunch of smoke. This is bull crap, the only the only
thing advertising system they did.
Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll take it one step further.
First, the only thing that actually kind of works is
geolocation. You know, if I fire up my Google browser here, my
Firefox browser and I go to Google, it says hello, Austin.
Yeah, so it knows that I'm in Austin. That's one thing that we
kind of got working but we had that working in 1997. So you
know, I I remember looking at the databases for IP addresses
like, Okay. Not only is it a scam, but the way most of these
advertising companies work is, you know, it's it's per click.
And Google may be somewhat of an exception with, you know, with
the mom and pop shops and and basically narrowing your search
down to, you know, if you want to find a great Italian
restaurant in Austin, I'm going to get recommendations that most
likely someone paid for to give me first to Google. But the way
it really works and all and I know this, that mtv.com Does
this as an example, I'll call them out right now. And a lot of
startups, so when you're coming up on your board meeting, right,
and your startup, and you've got like, a couple million dollars
investment from a VC fund, you've got to prove that you're
doing well. You take your marketing budget, we call it
marketing budget, and you go to some of these scam companies
called SEO experts, and you pay them and then they fire up
botnets that got people sitting around in India, the same
people, by the way, that remove your offensive Facebook
pictures. And they just sit there all day going, click, very
good knock, click and just follow a script and just click
on stuff and click on stuff. And you pay them you know, maybe $1.
For every 1000 clicks, you turn around and you charge the
advertiser $2. It's called arbitration arbitrage. And it
works and everyone's doing it. And at the end of the month is
when you can barely even buy anything, because all the
botnets are working away. And all the little Indian guys are
and gals are clicking away. It's a total scam.
And we want to give out a smokescreen of delusion that it
works, that something's going on, because they're spying on
everything you do. They're reading your email. Yeah, then
anyone's reading your emails for blackmail purposes?
Well, there is one thing, you know, the the president hired,
when he transitioned into the wet vote to the White House, to
the White House, I think the White House was better. When he
got into the White House. He hired a couple of the top guys
from Google. And the reason for this is because of their
analytical knowledge, and probably they're accessing to
some of Google stuff. Because if you do know a lot about how
people vote, and you do have some of this statistical data,
and you can redraw districts, etc. There is a big advantage to
that. And the same is happening with Facebook. So I think there
is there is some of that going on where the government is
complicit at least the administration is complicit. But
you're absolutely right. This is just Google's great buy in.
Don't buy any ads on Facebook, that timeline things no good.
And by the way, how come they're not mentioning Facebook at all?
It's all it's all been about
this because Google's behind the publicity. It's one of those
crazy campaigns that you can identify because it sounds like
it's about bad things Google's doing when it's not it's about
it. Because the message is not aimed at the general public. The
message is aimed at advertisers that look, Google's doing all
these crazy things. That's how they're they're wizards. They're
wizards. I tell you, they're wizards. So awesome. They know
how to do it, man. So it's like one of the best campaigns that
this should win an award. But of course, you could never reveal
it because then it would make everyone looks like idiots are
going on and on about it. What
gets even better is the people that actually buy the media. So
you have an advertising agency, you have a media buyer, and this
used to be and I'm talking up until the mid 90s kind of when
the internet really started then they hired all these douchebags
but it used to be people who were brand stewards, it was like
okay, Coca Cola it stands or let me take a different How about
mouthwash scope, whatever, you know, this is the brands is how
we feel this is how our customer is and there was a lot of
science that went into this and a lot of science. I can't
believe I said the sciences but a lot of you know testing and
understanding the market and the consumer and these people moved
on up in the.com bubble and became VPS got new business
cards got some stock in the company and then they went hired
the millennials and they hired actually pre Millennials
probably you know like a the the guy with the with the goatee.
Yeah, he knows what he's doing. He can buy that internet stuff.
And these kids just sit around and then the advertising network
show up and say hey man wants some tickets to the Grammys.
Yeah, yeah, well once you buy some buy some inventory from me,
okay. And that's how it's but they don't give a crap and and
they don't know what they're doing. They're just those
immediate buyers are so pathetic. Most of them are
female. And there are certain age groups. They're just out of
college. Usually. They think they're great semi semi won't
even pay any attention to the product that they're buying ads
for. Literally,
they all look like Marissa Meyer
they all look like
they sent my heart right.
I was on. When I was writing for Forbes, I was on the Forbes
yacht.
Yeah. You told me about this one. That's right. That was the
that was what the media buyers would be invited onto the yacht.
Right.
Yeah, they invited the media buyers under this big, big
yacht. motorised.
motorised yacht No, don't say it actually moved.
It's a distinct pot. Yeah, no, they actually take you. It's a
great joy. They back it out of this big two. And it's got its
own chef, and it's got a huge galley and gourmet meal. And
anyway, so they backed this thing out. It's called the
Highlander. You can look it up, and you go, it backs up and goes
around, and it takes about an hour it goes around Manhattan.
Island, it goes past the Statue of Liberty. There's all this
just boat noise, everybody and all the other magazines because
they because it's a really good gimmick. And so they have
dingbats that are on this thing. They don't even know what what
they don't know anything about any of the magazines or you're
buying ads with. wined and dined. Yeah. And they sign up
with the dotted line after the boat trip is over.
Yeah, it's perfect. I love it. Yeah, you're right. That's
right. No, I think it's a good call. And Good work. Good on you
Google. Good work. Can't say anything else.
Yeah, good job by Google to what scam scam the public with these
bullcrap stories about oh, there? Oh, they bypass the
Safari. That was the kicker? That got this thing going? It's
genius. Yeah. So I don't even we don't even know that they did
bypass Safari, they could have just leaked that out is bogus.
So
I'll tell you what, I blocked all cookies. And selectively
turned on like, eight. Right. And, and so of course, if you
want to access Google Maps, then you have to, because I looked at
my cookie file just kind of isn't, you know, just looking at
it, see what's in there, it would just hundreds. And by the
way, the A category is the biggest because all like ad
network this ad dot this ad dot that like, you know, screw these
guys. So just turn it all off. And guess what? There's no
difference in your experience. Okay, so you can't. So Facebook,
of course, you can't log into anything. And you can't, you can
actually just by logging into your accounts.or allowing your
accounts.google.com Cookie, you can get into your calendar if
you use that and, and maps. But you know, like Google, because I
wanted to block all these G google plus icons, because
that's tracking as well. So you can do that. But it's funny,
because if you hit the Google Plus page, even if you delete
your cookie, and your browser is just sitting there on the page,
the cookie shows up again, they just got processes running
inside that page, go and pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. This
is unbelievable. This is you know, anyway, it changes
nothing. And I can remember some passwords, big deal. And a site
a site that actually forces me to have a cookie to remember my
password. Screw you. I don't need you. And it changed nothing
in my life. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's okay. You don't
need that just turn them off. Instead, the government's gonna
like talk about how your, uh, yo, what is fair how your
information will be used? Screw he is.
And that's bogus.
It's totally bogus. There was something else that one of our
producers who actually used to work at the, at the company at
Salesforce. And he I'll just call him producer Chris. I don't
know if he wants me to mention his last name. So you were
talking about Vivek Qudra? Nara, our friend, they're the chief
and former chief information officer of the United States,
and that he joined Salesforce. And we know we're talking about
that for a second. Yeah, trying to figure it out every so often.
So he followed this all the way through. And it goes back to
well, first of all, Ben enough, who is the CEO and founder of
Salesforce is is a big friend of President Obama hosting up to
$35,800, a plate, fundraising dinners, so you know, the fix is
in there. But this the thing that we kind of didn't look at
is the tech America commission on leadership opportunity in the
US, and deployment of the cloud known as cloud two. And this was
an initiative that had, of course, Mark Benin off as a co
chairman of the commission. And Vivek Kundra was essentially
leading this thing and they came up with a cloud buyer's guide
for or industry. And Qudra published a 25 point federal IT
reform plan, which basically said, all government has to go
to the cloud, everyone should be on the cloud, you need to be on
the cloud. And so now you go to go to cloud buyers guide.org.
This is the, this is the report that essentially came out of
this government committee. Go to that for a second John Cloud,
loud cloud buyers guide.org. And right there on the homepage,
harness the full power of the cloud, quote, the movement to
the cloud is the movement to the cloud is a one way street with a
Qudra, former Federal Chief Information Officer. And then if
you go look at that, basically, it says, You should buy your
cloud services from Salesforce comm their trusted cloud apps
and platform, these guys are the biggest cloud pusher in the
world. They're, I mean, they're real professional. I mean, you
know, Google's got their sugar, they've got their Google Apps,
you know, like mail and calendar and Docs and stuff. But if you
want you know, if you want the real products, you know, the the
real database, cloud hosted stuff, you're going to
Salesforce, so the whole thing is completely a setup. It's like
hey, you know better now, where do you go raise some money for
me? And hey, I'll give Oh, give me a Qudra here you take Qudra
and you can go to your cloud stuff. Complete scam. Oh, yeah.
Complete scam. Or as I like to say, a scam pain.
And here's what I scan.
Obama's reelection scam pain.
Here's the Stella urgent ROI calculator.
Let's calculate some ROI in our show. Can we do that?
Well, apparently no, you have to email it in and they'll make the
calculation for you, I guess. You have to collecting this is
like a mailing list or clicking your name. So you can use this
calculator is bullcrap.
Send me your name and I will give you a calculation.
Unbelievable. It let's thanks some producers because I got a
lot of stuff to talk about and,
and it's we do have some executive and Associate
Executive.
They'll get their money show and they'll get their money's worth
to do it. Yeah, we're already
needles. They are down well, they already got their money's
worth right now. Alexander
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these guys are like trying. They're out. Like, I think they
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test kit you can do at home. He's seen that undiagnosed food
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probably the water. In any case, thank you both for the best
entertainment in the universe. Make me laugh.
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a possibility. That's what he said, you know,
the fluoride in the water. Yeah, absolutely.
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no problem and they will blow you so all the talk and it was
very difficult. I had to turn off the mainstream news because
it just you know, first of all, it's it's like, oh, it's bull
crap about the the reality show. And as we know, we brought to
Herman Cain back onto the island. But the other talk is
all about the don't flute me, bro.
That was a boat coming.
Don't slide me bro. Oh, the talks about the gas prices, the
gas prices, the gas price, or the gas for the gas prices went
up the gas price. And this will be an ask John in a moment. But
first, why don't we ask little Timmy Geithner, who will explain
to him that this is the guy who should know I mean, you think
that the secretary of the treasury of the United States of
Gitmo nation would understand how gas prices are put together.
And and what what really why are these things spiking so quickly?
We're talking about $1 in the United States of Gitmo $1
increase in a month, which is about 33%. I love how that
works. Here's, here's him sitting with one of those CNBC
dudes, I think what's happening in global oil markets now is
you're seeing two things work to push prices higher. The first is
that growth is gradually getting stronger. Not just the United
States but around the world. At least outside of Europe, and
that's even more confident in the expansion. And that's, I
feel confident in the expansion Yeah, of my ass
helping pushes prices prices higher. But also, you know,
Ron's doing some sabre rattling, and that's causing uncertainty
in that context,
oh, Iran is doing some sabre rattling well, but hold on a
second. He's actually not doing any said you're handling your
rattling, rattling. We're shaking our COC here, listen to
what he says. Now.
Those are the two main factors may know there's no quick fix to
this no short term fix to this, you know, the best strategy for
the country is to continue to make some long term investments
to expand production, the United States to reduce our dependence
on foreign oil to encourage Americans to use more efficient,
cleaner sources of energy or comes to encourage Americans to
be more efficient, how they use energy, those are the things
over time we need to do, and we're making some progress in
that direction. The other thing we can do is to try to make sure
we're doing everything we can to lighten the burden on working
families in the country. The payroll tax extension is very
important that context Yeah,
there you go. We just gave everybody 40 bucks a month
extra. Take it from them. Hey, you know what? They can afford
it? Now? Let's take let's take that money from them. John, how
are you being a former oil executive? How are gasps? Who
are gas
prices? At the pump actually determined? I've always wondered
myself. No, no, you gotta give me an answer. Oh, they
determined they're determined they're rigged is either
determined, yes, somebody's you know, the way I've seen it, they
always do it by supply and demand, they gotta move to get
there thing about gasoline in particular, as opposed to other
kinds of commodities is that these refineries are cranking
out product and it goes into a tanker and it gets run to a gas
a, it's a continuous flow, if some, if somewhere along the
line, the flow stop, it would be gasoline spilling all over the
places, you know, figuratively and actually. So you have to,
what you do is you set it, you set the price, based on how much
product you can move through the system and get rid of it. In
other words, put it in cars and burn it. And if it stops doing
that, then you have to lower the prices to encourage people to
drive more, which they will do, they'll drive less when the
prices go up into dry. So it kind of self stabilises. But
I've always been under the impression that there is a fixed
amount of gasoline that has to be used by all these commuters
like my wife has to take j to school, whether she likes it or
not, she's going to have to use so much gasoline, so she has to
pay the higher prices. And I think they're finally figuring
out, I think they're always toying with the public and
seeing exactly how much they can be gouged. Thank you not done.
That's all it is. As a as a margin thing. I mean, it's not
like a you know, you, you stamp out a CD, and you're gonna cost
you $1 to do it. So you had $1 here, and then the middleman
gets $1. And, you know, you have it all figured out. So it's
always kind of a fixed price. You could do fixed price
gasoline, it would be a couple of bucks a gallon at the most.
And they would still be making tonnes of money, but they can
gouge and when you have the opportunity to gouge do it until
people stop buying the gas and then it starts flowing, then
they have to drop the price rat drastically. That's why you see
the prices go up. They get way up and then all of a sudden they
dropped like a rock for no reason.
Yeah, it's a it's you're right. It's just complete gouging. And
we know that people got 40 bucks a month extra. Let's go take it
from them. Now everyone's jumping into this game. And I
the Dodgers saw this hilarious report on ABC News, which as we
know, ABC News is compromised as the president of ABC News, his
sister is a executive adviser to President Obama. So that that's
a round robin, we got stepping up palapa LIS over there, the
whole thing is compromised. Diane Sawyer, who if she stopped
drinking would be awesome. But no, that's not going to happen.
She leads into this report. And this is a great report. It's
about the gas prices. And there's two things in here
first, there is a tip off as to what is about to happen, because
of course, the oil prices which now is around what is 110 bucks,
if you look at the real crude number, you know, people are the
numbers all over the 120 511. It's probably about 110, the
actual crew that we're talking about, I can
tell you what it is exactly in about one second one. At a time,
Words matter. Again, a couple of said a few seconds as that. All
right. The current price as we speak of oil is 109 62 that one
by 110. As I said, Okay, here's a guy who pops in with a real
quick quote, they just cut him in for a second and he is I
don't know if he is, of course it's intentional. He is giving
us the plan and telling us why oil prices will spike
dramatically in the very near future and then I will stop the
clip as we listen for at the ABC News of course has to make some
money on this report. Listen to this
onboarding joke for New Jersey drivers today. Prices along the
state tollways jump there it is 11 cents a gallon overnight. It
was all my money. I love that guy.
My money. I got my 40 bucks and they took my 40 bucks away
nationwide triple A Today reported regular at $3.85.
Another four cent jump over last week. A full dollar over last
year. The highest prices in California today according to
Gas Buddy 499 outside Yosemite National Park, the lowest prices
in Wyoming $3.27 in Casper. And according to experts. $6 gas is
a real possibility this summer. $6 gas is probably one well
placed hurt and one tiny little bit of supply disruption away.
Crank up the weather modification turn on your harps.
We only need one hurricane. I can't I'm like wow. The guy just
gave us the script right there. It's just like, Okay, we just
need one hurricane. Now ABC of course, you know, there's got to
be a quid pro quo. We're not just gonna let you know. Do you
manipulate our viewers and give them your script? We've got to
make some money out of the bargain. So where are we going
to take this story.
Some are already cutting back on the amount of gas they're
buying. Six weeks in a row consumption is down. A new ABC
News Washington Post poll reports 71% Say gas prices are
causing them financial hardship. And with $6 Gas Oh, real
possibility by summer, the Nissan LEAF named World Car of
the Year. The first all electric family car is selling faster
than they can be made.
And then the report goes into driving the car.
That's a great catch. Nerva these is the whole report as of
tonight with the plugin some
the Nissan LEAF just kept on going they wouldn't stop. It's
like two more minutes about the Nissan Leaf. Oh, it's great.
They can't make them fast enough. I tell you let me know
when you run on a gas in your car. And I've had this happen. I
ran out of gas once in the Lincoln Tunnel. And that by the
way, on Friday afternoon, they ever tell you the story, you
must have been had bad vibes that does still exist hanging
over your head.
So I tell you the whole story that it's hilarious. So these
were the days I had a 1972 1982 Rolls Royce silver shadow to
which I bought secondhand, beautiful British Racing Green
Great car. I drove it in New York every single day I drove
80,000 miles I put on that car. And of course it's ridiculous.
You know, I think I paid 70 grand for it at the time when I
had money. Boy, good old days. And so I'm coming out in New
York on a Friday afternoon. You have to understand that in New
York. And this is MTV days. Friday afternoons, the Lincoln
Tunnel is jammed. Because of course, the Jewish population of
New York all tries to get out around three o'clock in the
afternoon to get home in time for
for the gods of the Hamptons and out of town.
Well, the Hamptons is not through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Right this the other way, right. But basically all tunnels and
bridges are jammed. And so
I'm like, and there's going to Yeah, they're going to Jersey,
Joy's home. Yeah, that jersey shore.
So and I know there's a gas station on the other side on the
Jersey side. I can make this I can make this Oh, and it conks
out in the Lincoln Tunnel. On a Friday afternoon. I'm wearing my
MTV guy, leather jacket, my big Adam curry hair. Let me tell you
the douchebag of the day they ran a story about this.
They threw stuff at me people were throwing their paper cups,
like you a whole MTV douche bag. And then because they literally
have to close off one. One lane and then the truck has to come
through to push the car out.
Yeah, actually they come forwards and turn around. No.
They
they pushed me towards the jersey sides. They pushed me all
the way out. But I never again. And that's also when I decided
fancy looking cars is not good. This is you can't win.
It draws attention to you
never got me late either. I'll tell you that. Really? No.
You never got laid in the Rolls Royce. No. So it's not you just
some straight you know at let me get this straight. So you're the
guy that big hair. You're working for MTV and you've got a
Rolls Royce. You're and you're drawing attention send yourself
every time you can. And you're in New York with home of the
round healed women. And you never got laid. No, I was
interested in a negative vibe that was an artefact or
something you had there. I'm
also a very faithful guy. So I wasn't looking. Yeah, but
someone should throw in themselves. Yeah, if only.
No such luck. Anyway, so a lot going on in the world, and I've
had my eye on Lucifer. So Hillary Clinton to you. But I
call her Lucifer because she is truly the embodiment of evil.
And of course, we had this Friends of Syria thing, and
we'll get into that in a moment with
that laugh as a standard clip. Laugh the laughing Well, I have
the
that's the Michelle Obama laugh.
Yeah, I have that one. But another one. Now. We go on. Long
story is not the one you want. You don't need to laugh. I'm
sure this isn't funny.
No, it's not really because, you know, I just started paying
attention to what was really being said now before she went
to Tunisia, which is also significant that this Friends of
Syria took place in Tunisia. Tunis is she was in London at
the Somalia conference. Now Somalia is very interesting.
Now, most people, I would have to say don't care, because he
had like, a bunch of spear Chuckers. There. I don't care
about Somalia. What if who cares? I would like to remind
you that President Bill Clinton failed miserably at trying to
ruin Somalia. Or let's just say take it over. Remember, Black
Hawk Down. This is the famous Mogadishu failure, the failure,
the failure. So all of a sudden, there's like a Somalia
conference. I'm like, Why? Why do we all of us Why is Somalia
so important, to let's listen to, to Lucifer as she gives her
initial little speech here at the Somalia conference.
I'll begin with Somalia. Today's conference coincided with the
halfway point of the roadmap to end the transition in Somalia,
which sound familiar and this transition and all this stuff
spells out the steps for building a stable government
after decades of erratic rule NAFTA. My hubby failed on August
20 of 2012. The transitional federal government's mandate
expires. And the international community has been clear that we
do not support another extension. It is time to move
forward to a more stable and unified era for the Somali
people. Today, the international community and Somali political
leaders discussed what needs to happen next. In particular, the
steps Somalis themselves agreed to in December, convening an
Assembly to approve a constitution, forming a new
parliament and electing a President and Speaker.
Boy, this sounds very familiar, doesn't it? All of this kind of
like Arab spring type deal with and this is East Africa. By the
way. This is not North Africa. This is East Africa, so
something must be out.
We also addressed the security dimension from piracy to Al
Shabaab. Oh, you must all keep al Shabaab on the run. That
means making additional financial and training
contributions to amazon as the United States continues to do
and implementing the Security Council's ban on imports of
Somali charcoal. Al Shabaab says
it's almost finished but recently,
I want you to tell her what she said. She said some ban imports
of some us know Amazon answer, Mom, what was that? What was
that organisation? She said I called
Amazon. I'm glad you asked. That is it is it is Amazon AMI SLM.
That is the African Union Mission in Somalia. Sounds like
a bunch of religious guys. But no, it's the regional
peacekeeping mission operated by the African Union with approval
of the United Nations in Somalia. Am I ZONMISOM, Amazon,
Amazon they support mi Sol you can look it up on the book of
knowledge. But then also a very important what she said here,
listen to this
announcement recently that it has joined al Qaeda proves yet
again. It is not on the side of peace stability or the Somali
people.
Okay, so remember, we had that press release where we had a
reverse merger of Al Shabaab and the al Qaeda merger? Yeah. Al
Qaeda, a publicly listed company. So that of course is
the skin now al Shabaab. And if you and I really spent a lot of
time reading about Somalia. This is very similar to Taliban and
No, Somalia isn't. It's not like, by the way, some beautiful
countryside and great great tourists, great views, great
views and Somali. It's tribal. So there's all kinds of tribes
running around, you know, it's not really a place that has
democracy in its culture or in his history, per se. And a lot
of people have been in there taking over doing things. And so
now we have Amazon in there. And of course, because we need to
take over and why, because we found some oil and some gas that
is beyond belief. Now, if you're lucky, now let's look now let's
look
at some money. Hold on a minute. Let me get off the floor. I just
I'm so stunned. let something like this would boil down to the
same old same old let now.
Let me look at the map now. And if you look at Somalia or
Somaliland, you will see a little country right there on
the northern side. But
that little country before Djibouti, Djibouti,
how good how big is your Djibouti? And what is in
Djibouti? Our drone airbase is in Djibouti, right? So I'm like,
Huh? Hold on a second. South Sudan, Ethiopia just signed an
accord for the Djibouti oil pipeline. How convenient is that
I never heard that you booty in my life before all of a sudden
we had a drone airbase there. And Somalia is promising. Oil
riches, riches I tell you to the West in fact from The Guardian,
Britain leaves the dash to explore for oil in war torn
Somalia David Cameron last week hosted an international
conferences where she was on Somalia pledging more aid,
financial help and measures to tackle terrorism. So we have
successfully and and one of the companies who's drilling for oil
and gas and of course wherever there's gas, there's oil is
Anadarko petroleum Corp. And this is a very interesting
company. Now they're they're off the coast of it actually a
little high there Mozambique but it's all the same, the same
region. And if you look at the board of directors, we find
there a brand new addition, Kevin P. Chilton. This is named
ringabel.
No, this is
the guy who recently retired as commander of the United States
Strategic Command. He was a member that was the guy who was
part of the department the he did the cyberspace operations,
everything. He served in the US Air Force for more than 34 years
and a wide variety of assignments, including pilots,
test pilot instructors, astronauts, blahdy, blahdy,
blahdy, blah. So this is the company to watch. And they I
have a quote here. Texas based Oil Company Anadarko announced
they had tapped a giant reservoir of natural gas off the
coast of Mozambique, this is all connected, because then it goes
all the way down on a Darcos find went off like a bomb in
Houston says a local source. It was wow, we are finding large
quantities of gas. And that means we have hydrocarbons in
the area. Once you have a discovery more people are going
to go in there. So in the whole plan to use real guns and
government military to continue to exploit corporations, for
corporations to exploit all of this, we have to make up the
boogeyman, which of course in this case is Al Shabaab when we
sent out a press release, you know on PR Newswire say that
they've done a reverse merger into al Qaeda. So now that
terrorists and then we set up the drone base, and I started
looking around and I see all these job offers UAV flight crew
operators for oil and gas exploration. Turns out, I got
some pretty good documents in the show notes at 386 dot any
show notes.com. Drones are very useful for exploring for gas and
oil because you can put sensors on these things and all kinds of
stuff. So it's beautiful that we happen to just have a drone base
nearby, isn't it? And Terry's convenient, very convenient. So
Lucifer continues on her little talk here. And then we have a
guy in the audience and you can hear by her reaction that he was
not supposed to be there or asking this question. And he's,
he's, you can even hear Gah, like someone's asked is gonna
get kicked over having this guy in the audience. This is the q&a
session from that speech.
Thanks So much you just indicate to the stage that this Somali
will inform their own parliament and choose president as well as
the speaker of parliament. And they will be appointed by Brian
listens. You know, Somalis are sick and tired of a political
representative that has been selected rather than by elected
by Somali people. So what does that mean? Business as usual,
another years of anarchy and chaos in Somalia.
I love this guy. Would that mean business as usual as years of
anarchy and chaos after you put a puppet in there, hey, Hillary
Lucifers that what is that was that but this means,
because there will be a government that does not have a
trust and confidence and support of people. Second things and US
policy to her to Somalia was a dual track bolus, which most of
Somalis see this another way of integrating sorry, dividing the
country and undermining the tfg? Or might be emerging government?
Would that policy will be still in place after post 2000 August
2012. And my final question is will you support that strike in
Al Shabaab control area? And will you please guarantee that
there will not be a civilian casualties?
Mm hmm. What is he doing here? Who let this guy in?
On need this?
So let's hear a little bit of her answer.
Well, first, the roadmap,
the roadmap, this is great. The roadmap, I mean, the way we're
going to push you calls for elections, it calls for members
of Somali people want is our roadmap or a
new parliament to be formed that is much smaller, but more
representative than the large, unwieldy body that exists now,
you know, the crazy thing you've had for centuries, you know,
stinks. That's that's no good. That's not the way we want to do
it.
But legitimacy comes through elections. So it is
just like the United States of America. We know how to do this
stuff,
our intention to support very strongly the drafting of a
constitution that was so they're gonna write the constitution
takes into account the interests of all Somalis, not from one
region, one clan, one sub clan, but all Somalis that it also is
our intention, intention to see this constitution adopted
through a drone strikes
a vote of the representatives of the people. We have no doubt
that structured properly the right kind of constitution, the
right set of elections, the right people being elected, the
right
one has to be the right one. The right wants to be the right one.
Well,
we'll put Somalia on a much more secure path forward.
Now let's just listen to her briefly about airstrikes. You
know, we hear the guys talking about drones.
Now regarding your last question, I think that the
Amazon forces,
so its forces now wait a minute, let me just go back and read the
book of knowledge on Amazon. It is a regional peacekeeping
mission operated by the African Union with the approval of the
United Nations, they have forces apparently t f g forces tfg. Is
the the Transitional Council of Somalia is a board of shills.
The Ethiopian forces others are the Kenyans who will be
integrated into the Amazon forces are doing a very good
job. Yes, we see a lot of progress on the ground. I am not
a military strategist. Oh, really now, but I think I know
enough to say airstrikes would not be a good idea. And we have
absolutely no reason to believe anyone, certainly not the United
States. anyone is considering that the progress that is being
made on the ground by the forces who are trying to free free
maalaea from the grip of Al Shabaab. has to continue.
Yeah, okay. So let's look at some real news. Witnesses say a
drone crashed in a refugee camp in the Somali capital drones
being used by the US to attack and observe Shabaab, the al
Qaeda linked group, Navy SEALs now in Somalia, she's such a
frickin liar. She is such a liar and Somalia land is is a going
to be a huge huge boom. Now, we've got a couple of it's
interesting. We have Djibouti there. Because from Djibouti, we
can basically cross the line. This is all sea of Aden, you
know, so where I thought this, the Stargate was going to open
up and fish would pop out. A big blob of oil and gas is popping
out. That's what's happening over there. And we are all over
this and Hillary Clinton is ensuring, ensuring that we take
what Bill couldn't do that stupid loser while I was
screwing with that damn fat intern. That's how she's
thinking. I'm going to show him how it's done. Watch me now I'm
gonna do it.
Yeah, so I started thinking you might be right. I think that
might actually be it. Oh, yeah.
And so I started looking around him up. So I started looking
around and this Anadarko company, all East Africa,
Houston base, now I can't make a connection between Anadarko and
the Clintons. I'm sure.
Let me read one thing, because I'm looking at these guys, the
you got to have a link to the Board of Directors. This is a
who's who listed the guy who was the chairman of the board and
the CEO just as Lasker graskop, former chairman of America, as
has Hacket packet, former chairman of America's natural
gas Alliance, lions, former chairman of the board or the
federal reserve of Dallas, board of American Petroleum Institute,
National Petroleum Council company called boons and floor,
we know a floor. He was a former chairman and now board member,
the Houston Grand Opera, the Welch foundation for chemistry,
the Business Roundtable and the Trilateral Commission. I'd have
sex
with the CIO. So these companies, they do what's called
an earnings conference call. Now, if you thought C span was
boring, then although these are really bad, these are really
bad. But sometimes it's hilarious, especially because
what happens is the company will make a statement, and and then
they'll take questions and it's all controlled, and they have
their shills. But then there's always a couple of the and
they're all analysts, and there's all and I've been in
these, and there's always some guy from some analysts that's
following your company, your stock, and you'll have some
aihole question, you know, and on the conference, call everyone
at the company like, oh, there's that douchebag again, God, here
he comes, shut him up. But you got your own shields. And it's
all scripted. And you have the right guys coming with the right
questions. Now, they're talking about natural gas. And if you
want to know how bad it is how these leads don't give a crap
about you. You've got I have a little clip here from a question
about their gas exploration, or what is the problem with natural
gas at the moment? The problem is, it's too cheap,
because there's too much of it being found every which way and
including the Franchot, frackers.
Right? That's the Marcellus Shale oil ash, the musalia
shale, I think, is what it's that the word miscellaneous?
We'll hear it in a second. So that is the real problem.
Although, of course, it's beautiful. Because let's face
it, I mean, we could have really cheap energy prices, we could
run our cars on gas, and gas is a great answer. It's, I believe,
it's much cleaner than than oil, is it not John?
It's burns very clean. And it also actually for the amount of
energy, and I've never looked at the calculation for this, but
I'm assured that actually gives us off less co2 per BT EU.
Now what is the current price per mega v2, you think it's like
$2.50? Something like that is
about 240. And Rajiv, last time I looked is a way down there.
So we need to jack this up. And how do you Chinese more of a
drink and a help? No, but if you find more of it than what do you
need to do to the competition?
Well, you'd have to blow up their pipelines of course. We're
see that going on right so let's listen to the pipeline wars with
telegraph wars in 18 Yes, it is. So
here's the question is Hey man, how come you guys aren't aren't
doing all that I've you basically stopped with your
fracking operations, but you know, I just need to get to the
analyst he wants to know and you know, at what price point of gas
and this was for the Darko petroleum dark and darker
Petroleum Corporation and what price point of gas can you
actually afford to frack it out of the ground? That's basically
the question and then in some of the earlier questions he's kind
of tucked around this is an analyst well independent of new
gas prices to be higher Marcellus Shale the greatest gas
prices were higher can when you think about capital allocation
can you talk to what gas price it would take given? Okay, so
let me talk about cat so he's talking about when taught when
when it comes to where you're going to put your money as a
company, at what price does gas have to be per mega BTW you in
order for you to do the miscellaneous oil, gas,
all the opportunities you have in your portfolio. Need to
allocate more capital to some of the drier gas drilling in the
Marcellus and the Haynesville and independence or other parts
of your onshore portfolio higher just has to be higher. It gets
worse. You know, it's, I think you can probably appreciate it's
very basin specific, it's place specific, the types of things we
need to see in gas price for drilling a deepwater well in the
Gulf of Mexico to produce through independent sub would be
very different for the same economic equation in the
Marcellus. Also gas price discoveries, we're continuing to
see that, you know, bases is changing in the Marcellus from
where it used to be, relative to Henry Hub. So I think we're
monitoring those pretty darn closely. I think today, like
many of our industry peers, and certainly you've heard us talk
in the past, we are moving more towards oily and liquids rich
opportunities. Yeah, like
Mozambique. In order to be able
to survive a sub $3 Gas world, it's not attractive. And I
challenge very many places to be able to explain how you get
positive wellhead economics at sub $3. So the answer is just
simply higher, it's going to be better. But it's very basic and
very place specific. And I think in our case, given the portfolio
that we've gotten the ability to move capital around and not be
dependent upon one or two types of plays, or being overly
dependent upon natural gas as a hydrocarbon product, you can see
in our results we've been trying, where we can move to
more liquids and more oil opportunities. And I think you
should just expect that will continue to occur. And
hopefully, at some point, industry will start to see some
balance between supply and demand, and he'll move back up
the curve,
hello, Lucifer, can you blow up some pipelines because we can't,
we can't do this, man. We can't do this with some $3 gas price,
you can't do that. You gotta jack that up. So if you look at
their board of directors, you know that something's going to
happen. And they're already working very hard on it,
particularly in Syria. So this is all interconnected. And of
course, the, the connector is Lucifer Clinton, she is all over
this. So oh, by the way, just as a little joke, I found someone
pointed me towards this website, geo commons.com. Don't go to
that. I want you to go to set up a website. So you can see the
map. Geo commerce.com is very cool. Because you could take
datasets, and I haven't had enough time to play with it. But
there's some existing datasets. And you can basically mash up
things together. And they have a lot of interesting datasets. For
instance, wouldn't it be fun to look at the an overlay of the
pipeline in Iraq, in 2008, and drone strikes carried out by the
Bush administration? So if you go to Bush
drones.pipelines.currie.com who just got a an error? That's not
good. Why did that happen? Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm here. I got Bush droid, plural. I gotta Now hold
on a second. For some reason. It didn't work. What happened? Oh,
I see.
Oh, a second is Bush Jones dot pipeline or pipelines?
Hold on. I gotta put a JPEG behind that. We go to try to get
bush drones.pipelines.currie.com.
Huh. Doesn't seem to be working. Now. I got to Dropbox 404. Here.
Did things here. I just get an index of Oh, no, it's not
connecting. Oh,
you're not doing it. Right. Bush pipeline. Oh, hold on a second.
I see what the problem is. Fail. Anyway, crap. The effect is
gone. I'll fix that later.
You have the drawing of that. Was supposed to confuse the
Borg.
It's the I messed that up on second.
Oh, that's Dropbox. Yeah. Listen, I
think I think it'll be fixed in a second here. Are they okay?
They hit it again.
That's already most drones.pipelines.curry.com.
Okay, hit it again. It works now. Hitting. So you see the
pipeline going through the Middle East there. And you see
the drone strikes right on the pipeline all the way Up to
Lebanon.
I'm not getting anything. Okay. Anyway Is there? Well, that is
pretty funny. So this and this is only this
is what this is apparently what Obama was never clued in on, and
he's just using drones to actually kill kill combatants.
Well, so But that's why Hillary is stepping in and who runs the
drones? You see, all of the US military is saying, Hey, man,
you know, we shouldn't we shouldn't, you know, we don't
need to attack Iran, they've got no bomb. I don't think we should
go into Syria page
headline in New York Times. All American agencies, all
intelligence agencies say there's nothing going on in Iraq
and stop talking about it. Right. But
who runs the drones? The CIA runs the drones. So and the
title of our previous episode was CIA versus Nia, dia, dia,
dia, the Defence Intelligence Agency, and that is exactly
what's going on here. Because we have a great war machine, we can
go kick anyone's ass anywhere. Yeah, that's us. And what we're
trained to do is guard pipelines kill people along the pipelines.
But you know, it's like, there's got to be some proper incentive.
And we got to have the right idea behind it. And it's very
hard. And so the Obama administration is just think,
screw that we've got the CIA just send your drones in there.
And you know, we don't need any Somalia no problem. Well, hey,
you guys. And Darko, no problem, we'll take care of you. Now we
have the Friends of Syria, Lucifer,
if the Assad regime refuses to allow this life saving a way to
reach people in need, it will have even more blood on his
hands, right? And so to will those nations that continue to
protect and arm the regime,
you're bad, you're evil Russia and China. Now, here's Obama
will be imperative for
the international community to rally and send a clear message
to President Assad that it is time for a transition, it is
time for that regime to move on. And it is time to stop the
killing of Syrian citizens by their own government.
So this, of course, is all intended to do a couple of
things. But this is all about stopping and blocking Russia,
from using Syria as an extension of their blue stream pipeline,
the blue stream to
Well, the question is, because I think you're going to interpret
this in a couple different ways. But is it the who is blowing up
the Homs Homs? Pipeline? Is it Assad's people or is it other
people? No, it's
CIA operatives, which is, we'd call them al Qaeda. They are
coming in, they are blowing it up. See, we want the airstrikes,
we want to go and blow all that stuff up because Russia, they
tried to put together you know, the the pipeline, that would all
go through Turkey, and Turkey is not a good player. Turkey is you
know, Turkey is arrogant. Let's put it that way. And no one
really wants to be reliant upon Turkey. And now that we have
that, because if you look at where Syria is, I mean, Syria is
right there on the same level of Cyprus, Cyprus has that
Leviathan oil field. So we don't want Russia sending the gas out
through Syria, but we certainly don't wanting don't want them to
import that in. And this is where this is where the big aha
moment came. Because Russia was involved with the IPI. And this
is the Iran Pakistan India pipeline, also known as the
peace pipeline. How funny is that? Yeah. Okay. Have you heard
of this thing?
The Oh, no, no, not in any day degree. I'm going to hear about
it now.
Yes. So the IPI. This really started many, many years ago.
And it was completely backed by the Russians. The gas coming
from here comes Turkmenistan. Now, you have to know that
Turkmenistan is where they have the outside of Leviathan, they
have the mother lode of natural gas. And Iran wanted to and if
you look, you got to look at the map to understand all this
stuff. Iran wanted to pipeline this through pop through
Pakistan, into India, you have India and Pakistan kind of
neighbours. And this is why Pakistan is very important now.
The United States and this includes Bill Clinton, Bush,
Hillary loosened for Clinton. They backed the tea API
pipeline. This is the Turkmenistan Afghanistan,
Pakistan, India pipeline. Also known as the 21st century Silk
Road. Does this ring a bell at all, John? It's interesting.
Let's listen to Ambassador Susan Rice. This is from Episode 344
of the no agenda show
Dan moves towards the 2014 transition. We know that
government alone cannot grow as Afghanistan's economy. So we
must all continue to work to create an environment that
attracts private sector investment. Last week Foreign
Minister Rasul German foreign minister Westerwelle and
Secretary of State Clinton met with 27 of Afghanistan's
neighbours and partners to advance their shared vision of a
New Silk Road.
Oh really? The New Silk Road? This New Silk Road I'm gonna
give you some more interesting names is planned to be built
along the Herat Kandahar highway across western and southern
Afghanistan. And this has to cross through a very important
region in Pakistan known as you're gonna see this in the
news, put it in the red book right now. Baluchistan love
these names. Baluchistan B l o c h i s t a n Baluchistan and it's
really important. That Baluchistan is under control. So
you watch to be some kind of new terror group and Baluchistan.
And who is going to go in there? This is in Pakistan, by the way
Blakiston you we're gonna have troops in there because you know
they're killing the people of Baluchistan. This is this is the
pipeline, the T API. This is the pipeline that we went the Unocal
pipeline. I should
Yeah, the one that goes way back before anything happened.
This is why it all happened. 11 This is This is why 911 happened
or at least 911 was used as the catalyst to get this going. Now
here's where there's there's a little a little kink in the
cable, Gwadar er, a you gotta get a map. People who are
listening this you have to look this up. Gwadar is very key.
This is a port that was built by China, the Chinese and it
spelled that GW a D AR. Okay. So this is a key point in the
different in the in the planning of the IPI, the peace pipeline
versus the T API. So Gwadar cannot fall into the wrong
hands.
Gwadar is where the pipeline goes to you get to that Iranian
pipeline goes right through there. Exactly.
Exactly. So who runs all the big gas companies? In Turkmenistan?
This blew me away. I didn't understand this. But why you
think Gazprom but apparently not? No.
It is run by I'm just looking here in my show notes by an
outfit called Where is it here is run by use of a my mom. And
it is the Maghreb Group of Companies. Use of a my mom is a
US educated Israeli. And he owns 30% Of all the Egyptian gas,
which is now of course, not coming into Israel, because all
the pipelines were blown up. And he has no part in the Leviathan
oilfield. How do you spell that? What mod Rev. M A G R E V. Think
it is? Let me just check.
The book and knowledge doesn't care for that.
Maybe I'm maybe I'm saying it wrong. Hold on a second. I have
the guy here.
What's the guy's name? My mom,
I am a I am a NMAIMAN. So now Iraq, Iran and Syria, just a
couple months ago, signed a $10 billion gas deal. Which involves
the construction of a 5000 kilometre pipeline to transfer
Iran's gas from the South Park gas field to Europe via Iraq,
Syria, Lebanon and the Mediterranean. So we're seeing
the real war is about whose gas is going to who with the two big
kahuna as being India, on one hand and you are up on the other
hand, and this is what this is all about.
Don't even think it's about the gas, it's about the
transmission.
Yeah, the pipelines. Yeah, it's about the transmitter because
it's very good. We know that there's no money in the gas at
all. But the price goes up, where the if you a have less
gas, which we don't, so we have too much gas, at least to make
money off of it. So then it comes down to the transport, you
don't want to you don't want to put this thing on ships doesn't
work that way, you've got to have pipelines. So this is why
Pakistan is our buddy. This is why because the T API, and this
is why 1000s of people, what the hundreds of 1000s of people have
died is over this idiotic business, which if we were all
just kind of nice, would be you know, we could figure it all
out, we could do business with each other. Instead, we have to,
we have to all go and fight and kill each other. So keep your
eye on the T API. And the warring factions in Israel
itself, about who's going to transport what gas where, and
this is why the Russians, they really want Syria, they really
want it because they they can try and claim some of that
Leviathan, but they can also just bypass it's much shorter to
go, it's shorter to go from Syria to Cyprus. And there's a
whole bunch of different pipelines in the planning. But
But Baluchistan is where you're going to see the see the next al
Shabaab al Qaeda terrorist group, so we can go in there and
we can keep the pipeline safe. And this is all in just in the
past few months, John, where India has said, Oh, okay, we're
not going to be a part of the peace pipeline. All right, we'll
just become a part of the of the T API, the Turkmenistan,
Afghanistan, Pakistan, India pipeline, who does that cut out
of cuts, it cuts out Iran. It's perfect. And a lot of this, of
course, leads right back to Switzerland. Right back to our
buddy Mark rich, crazy enough. So I was blown away, when I
start when you really look at the map. And I've, I've made a
couple more maps, it's all in the show notes. 386, at any
show, notes.com. And you'll see I've set up a
pipelines.curry.com. For some reason that bush drones didn't
work. But if you go to oil.pipelines.currie.com, there,
you can already see all of the oil pipelines. I'm still working
on the gas pipelines. But it's just it's unbelievable. That
we're all these American soldier, international
coalition, but mainly American soldiers have died is along the
New Silk Road. It's, that's where it is. It's all it's all
about the pipeline. And in order for the CIA to protect the
pipeline with their drones, we take the poppies, sell the
drugs, take that money and finance the CIA. It's a perfect
scam.
But you got me. I didn't see any flaws in this logic.
No. Well, the flaw is, let me think. People like Lucifer,
Hillary Clinton, don't give a crap about people, and they'll
kill anyone in the process. And the crazy thing is when you can
get the military in, and who's the number one user of petroleum
based products in the United States, the military, it's like
a self fulfilling prophecy. You know, it's like, Hey, we gotta
go protect that. And we and we send our number one customer in.
It's just beautiful. It's just beautiful. And all we have to do
to fleece the American public is come up with some kind of bull
crap terror scheme. And we just keep merging them in. So now,
Taliban is Al Qaeda. Al Shabaab is now al Qaeda. Who else is
going to be al Qaeda? It's all al Qaeda. They're all
terrorists. Everyone is a terrorist, and that that
warrants the use of force to go and play our games. And Hillary
Clinton and Bill Clinton and George Bush, senior and junior.
They're running a lot of it.
Because did you see the latest reports about sexual assaults in
Syria? By the soldiers? Did you get that one? Do you have a
clip? No, I just gotta get a clip. I got I was on the radio
and it was driving around in my car, but it was like his exact
same thing. They don't even they're so insulting. They don't
even bother to change the playbook. They don't even try it
work before Why won't it work? Again? I can just see the
meeting. Now. It worked before nobody said anything.
It's the mayor have a group of companies m e r h a v. Mer have
more have group? Mic echo Romeo ha guru hotel Alpha Victor
Madhav. Don't look at their website because that's not gonna
help you anything. And so there's an Israeli guy us
educated Cornell, who owns basically owns all of
Turkmenistan's processing and and pipe pumpage Oh, here we go
US Congressman denies CIA behind bollocks, bollocks. Oh, there's
a resolution here we go. Oh, just hot off the wire. I hadn't
even said it and already it's coming through. Let's check this
out. The purpose that we have a resolution by House Foreign
Affairs Committee member Dana Rohrabacher, from California
surprise, who launched the Congressional resolution calling
for self determination for Baluchistan? Uh huh. The purpose
of the resolution is to create much needed dialogue with
Pakistan and Baluchistan. And that's what he's done. So that's
very nice. Oh, boy. Fantastic, Baluchistan. And don't forget to
JIKI Stan. And it was hard for us to think about all these
names, because just like whatever. But if you look at the
map, and you see where all this stuff is placed, it makes so
much sense. All of a sudden, the world just so everything you
see, particularly if Hillary Clinton's involved, you know
that it's benefiting some oil or gas company somewhere. And we're
and and our kids, our boys and girls are being sent off to the
sand to die for this. Now, granted, you can look at it two
ways. You can say that's horrible. Or you can say she's
doing her job extremely well, which is to represent the
interests of the United States. This just depends on what side
of the coin you're on.
Well, the question is, is she representing the interests of
the United States if you're on the right side, which would be
that side you just described? Does it mean she's actually
representing the interests of the United States when we're
right now? We were under heavy scrutiny by the TSA
well, who is the United States Excuse me? Last year's me that
never and the United States is the corporation's the United
States is not We the People.
Well, that's, you have to say that it's a different group.
It's not the people it is a few kind of hidden interests.
Hidden. It's not even hidden. It's not even hidden. You just
have to look at the map to understand
it's hidden from the public. Thanks to the media. Yeah, it's
hidden. I don't care what you say it's hidden. Yeah. Okay.
It's hidden in plain view. Let's put it that way. hidden in plain
view. Plain Sight. Yes. Plain Sight.
So we have so apparently Rohrabacher is the in the
Foreign Affairs Subcommittee on Oversight. Yeah, this guy, his
name has cropped up before he's obviously a stooge to some
operations out of Manhattan, Huntington Beach.
Now, who is the right now the big supplier to India when it
comes to natural gas?
Well, I would think it'd be Russia, Iran. Okay to do through
that pipeline. Yes. The one that runs through Baluchistan was
we're now trying to trying to have a revolution saying cut
that pipeline off. Are you with me? And then Obama and of course
the people that are the rebels, shall Shabaab or the al Qaeda.
Yeah, those guys will just go standard. We just happened to
hit that pipeline. And with a couple of
books, oops, sorry. In January 2010, the United States asked
Pakistan to abandon the IPI the peace pipeline. Peace pipeline.
And do you remember? Remember, we had we've had so many
different Secretaries of defence and who was the other guy who
was it that said to to Afghanistan will bomb you back
to the Stone Age was that Armitage?
I thought it was. I thought that was actually what's his name?
Was that rummy? Yeah, I was think it was right. Yeah. Rami.
Right. So that's, but that's how we do it. And then you go to
Pakistan. If you look, we're going to give you $5 billion a
year. And for you to fight these eight holes who are trying to
build a competing pipeline, protect our pipeline, and who
knows, and that becomes income. So if you're so if someone said
to me, Adam, I want you to make sure there's no coyotes here up
here on the hill. You got to shoot them. Here's $5,000 a year
what am I going to do at the end of that year? Oh man, hard to
keep the coyotes out I need some more I need some more money I
gotta keep going because these coyotes man they keep coming and
that's what this is and who's paying for that? Exactly.
You and me and the cost of the gallon of gas
well that's my point exactly paying for it. So keep your eye
on the Blakiston I guarantee you is going to be in the news and
the poor people have lost on all those poor people while we have
to save them we have to save them from the evil terrorists
Tajikistan that's the that's that was also in it's not in
World of Warcraft 18 or something
it might be yeah
yeah the guys who are in this all know this stuff.
Nice day I have to say but Luca Baluchistan is lost on quite the
place to go visit for photos gorgeous
these places are that's the problem is these are all
beautiful.
Like I'm looking at a railway station there's just a coolest
looking thing and just the old fashion and you know one of
these bonuses is going to blow out of the blue it's going
to blow it up so that's what's going on that's what's really
happening in your world and and I'll tell you
we needed we needed a jingle for the Adam curry petroleum
industry report should
be pipeline something because if pipeline oil
pipeline update
I don't think it's just an update John.
It's an update update for you. I'm gonna show my son moved by
Jonah to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh
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wears a mullet. Benny's, and he's got an RV. I don't know,
like I said.
So I gotta be on the lookout for that. Be careful. See, the
exes. By the way, Texas. Dallas is another hot spot
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And I think yeah, well, you know what, it's, it makes me really
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supporting the show is like, you know, then I feel good about
this. I'm sure you feel the same way.
But I feel like Jim coming in second place. I had my Google
thing and then you've killed me with this pipeline. It seemed to
catch up with the pipeline I have not gotten you you have the
obviously the the whatever it is the maps, man. It's just maps.
You have the pipeline karma.
Whenever you see whenever you see something in the news, just
look at the map. And then you figure it out. And then it's it
makes me feel so good. Yeah, like oh, now understands it. And
I think that's what everybody's like, Ah, okay. She make it up
all this crap. You're killing journalists. Now, whatever you
need to do. At least we know what it's for now. I don't think
it's stoppable. But now it's not stopped also, but also Mickey
was out of town. She's visiting a friend in Los Angeles this
weekend. So I'm literally walking around in my in my, you
know, unshaven unshowered eatin boiled potatoes. Like wherever I
go, I gotta poop. Take the laptop like a Russian Oh, it's
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All they do is eat boiled potatoes and walk around in
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all of a sudden I'm like, it's like 2am like, oh my god, I
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composing maps and putting stuff together and then you'll catch
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a real site, a pipeline site or something and we got to give it
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what's interesting about it is we have the two kind of sworn
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They swing that way. Bring out yours for a second when you
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beautiful. It's a beautiful thing.
So I have a couple of ask atoms today, which are nice features.
Oh, yeah, I'd love to do an ask Adam. All right, you're you're
you're currently engaged.
Yes, I am. Play the
Bill Maher. Live and I'm back. I have a question for you.
Okay. Ready recently wrote about, what do they call the
management rings where, you know, in the past, of course,
when somebody got engaged, the man gave the woman the ring, and
then she would show it and you know, I've had girls do that.
Hi, how are you? And now girls want a man to wear a ring to
show that he's marked that he's had his leg piston that exactly.
These are, these are engagement rings for men, and they're
called Mankey agement ring men in 5% of men are now wearing
management rings. And a lot of women feel like that it's
unfair, that they're off the market once they're wearing an
engagement ring, and that the guy is for all intents and
purposes still on the market until he actually gets married.
Okay, what is your question?
Do you have a min engagement ring?
So let me say something about the man engagement ring.
Besides that, it sounds particularly gay, especially
coming from this guy. And by the way, if somebody's wearing an
engagement ring doesn't mean they're off the market.
No, this is one this is what I was going to say. So sometimes
it makes up on the mark before I even asked Mickey we she gave me
her mother's wedding ring, which fits my finger perfectly and she
is wearing her father's wedding ring both of them deceased. And
so we have been met I've been man gauged for a while but let
me tell you, the minute I put my man engagement ring on I got a
lot of interest. This is what's astounding. Women will actually
come up to me and start talking to me like oh, are you married
engaged? So it's a good thing. This man engagement.
So you are which shows you in fact are one of the 5% males
wearing a man engagement ring?
Well, it's not really a man engagement ring because I was
wearing it before before we were engaged. So I'm just it's it's a
she it's like her mark of peeing on me as Bill Maher would say,
Bill Maher, by the way. If you missed it, I would like to this
is his stand up for Yahoo. And this is part of Obama's
campaign. Here's how it works. Yahoo needs to put some money
into the coffers of the president for a whole bunch of
reasons Silicon Valley is way in the President's pocket. So they
paid Bill Maher a million dollars to do a stand up
televised on Yahoo. And then here's what he does tonight
announced a donation to the Obama super PAC which has the
very unfortunate tongue twister name priority USA Action. I know
it was named by Bora. But tonight I would like to give
that pack $1 million. Can anyone see this obvious scam? Bill
Maher didn't take a million dollars out of his own bank
account. He's stupid. But now that's stupid. Exactly how he
got a million dollars from Yahoo. And then he comes out
with a giant check on stage. Oh, look, here you go. This is my
I'm giving it to Obama. SuperPAC. Bill Maher ura.
Yeah, good catch. What's
the second to ask Adam?
Well, this is a little more complicated. Play the clip in.
The National Enquirer sparked outrage for publishing a photo
of Whitney Houston, in her open casket on the cover of their
latest issue. Well, it's just absolutely shameful
outrage today, over Whitney's. From New York at the view to the
la premiere of John Carter, to the essence black women in
Hollywood luncheon. Morning, Hostgator, who was a guest at
Whitney's funeral. I say shame on the National Enquirer for
doing it. Shame on us for buying it. You know, the bigger
question is, how did they get the picture clearly somebody
that it was sold for money, very few people had access to that
room. So you figure family members, and I hope and pray it
wasn't a family member. I don't think it was security people and
people that work at the funeral home. And because the access was
so restricted, they will be able to figure out who it is, I think
the salaciousness and the
doctor listen to the whole thing for the
question. So almost over, it shows
who aren't real journalists, you know, and if people bought it
shame on them. I just think that's disrespectful to
someone's family
issue that should be left up to the family and her and her loved
ones and I don't think it should be made. Okay. What's the
question? The question is, do you think it's a bad thing that
they put that somebody took, who has been because everyone's
carry cell phones now that somebody took a picture of an
open casket and put it in a magazine or a publication? I
mean, what's the big deal?
I encourage this. And as you know, I am a, a huge proponent
of televising prisoners who are put to death I think it would be
a fantastic show. A great reality show. When you can even
do cliffhangers for commercials and all that. You know, like
when the governor call when they get a stay of execution? I'm all
for this. I'm all for this. I think this is very good. Yeah, I
find I find no.
This bet you know, this. I didn't get the big fuss, unless
they were just trying to promote the the Enquirer? Well, da.
Yeah, when everybody is paid to promote stuff on the shows, but
it just seemed like, I was just completely baffled by this. I
was like, who cares? She's dead.
But we don't want you like thinking about pipelines and
stuff. That's the basic idea.
And it's an open coffin. In other words, people get to see
in there, why can't we see a picture? We can't we weren't
invited. That's just I just found the whole storyline to be
pathetic. Sorry, I guess I'm wondering, okay, I got it. I'll
let me chop this with
you. All right. Top. You just straws here, John. You're
clutching his straw
man. He's busted into some offices and killed a couple of
guys. We know that right? Next Door,
do it all the time.
And of course, now, everyone's bailing out you're leaving, you
know, they're avoiding the compound because nobody figured
out how this guy got in. There is no real.
What are you talking about? i Sorry, I don't know what you're
talking about. About this.
The assassination of two Americans inside the Foreign
Affairs after the embassy?
Nothing about this? No, I'm looking at pipelines all day.
What I'm can't pay attention to Taliban.
Well, let me let me get you up. I'm gonna go find a link so I
can bring you up to speed on the story. And then I'm gonna let
you talk now.
Go while you find the link. Yeah. Oh, crap. All right.
Because I didn't know that you didn't know about the story. So
and I gotta find you something brief yourself
crying knew nothing about the story.
The big scandal? Really? Yeah, they guess guys we're in? I
gotta get to building name. Yeah, they will. Somebody got
the Taliban took credit for this assassination of a couple of
just we don't really know who they were. But I think we have a
clue who they were based on this piece of kind of one obscure
clip that I have. And I've never heard anybody else talk about
this. And but but it will go on with something else. Get back to
in a second. Well,
I you know, here's what happens is like, I kicked back, I'm
relaxing. I'm like, Okay, this is all good. Okay, then let me
go back and
deal with saying was big. You know, it's because of the Bible.
The Koran burning is a big deal. You know about that? Yeah.
How could I miss that? Yeah, well, that's part of it. You
know, the whole part of the Koran burning the reason why the
President had to apologise Afghanistan's our partner in the
T API pipeline. That's why Hey, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just
Just let us continue building the pipeline. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. We didn't mean no harm. You
know, we tricked all our people into thinking that, you know,
Muslims are bad and the Koran is bad. And, you know, sometimes we
got to rein everybody back in. We got to control all that
stuff. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, that was good. Back to the
pipeline. Let's build it, India's waiting. That's why I
went to India. Remember, I went to India, I went there to talk
about them to convince those guys to sign onto the T API and
give up the peace pipeline. That's why I was there. I'm
sorry. I'm a busy man. I gotta go play some golf. You got the
article now?
Yeah, there's a couple articles on it. And finally, I think we
are getting to the fact the fact here which is play the clip from
Al Jazeera France 24.
Eu, which used to hate a cat, which used to be a really
respected news network is actually
still good. You don't get to see it much.
NATO has recalled all staff are working in government
departments in Afghanistan's capital Kabul. It's after two US
troops was shot dead within the interior ministry. The Taliban
claimed responsibility is saying it's revenge for the burning of
grants at a NATO airbase. While the US has condemned the
killings of bots. Our correspondent in Washington Phil
Crowther says the government is seeing tight lipped about the
circumstances of the shooting.
We're getting very, very little from the Department of Defence
here in Washington. They're very much leaving this over to the
ISA f the International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan.
We haven't got the identity of those two US service Members yet
though there is quite a lot of talk now about the their ranks
being colonel and major now that would of course be quite
significant those are very high ranks and maybe that was to be
expected considering that this incident happened at the inside
of the Interior Ministry you know, it is of course very
difficult indeed to stage and attack right on the inside of
that ministry very highly protected and it is as well
meaning that maybe an insider was responsible for this but we
are still waiting for the ranks of those killed and Okay, anyway
so
the point is that they never mentioned this in the mainstream
media that was a colonel I didn't major now these are like
a guy like any normal thing where some nut ball just start
shooting at people, I can tell you
exactly what this is. Good. This is the there's a couple guys,
you know, remember this is the assistants force, the assistants
force to assist in the building of the pipeline. And people are
not stupid who are sitting there. You know, the Marines I
went to Iraq, you know, so I I know what it's like not
Afghanistan, but a similar. These guys aren't stupid. And
girls, they know what's going on. Like, wait a minute, we're
shipping the drugs, the CIA, the CIA is protecting the pipelines.
I'm sick and tired of this crap. It has nothing to do with it.
I'm not gonna send my troops out there anymore. These guys went
rogue
that's a possibility. I think that's what happened to
McChrystal. By the way. I still believe that when we first
started discussing there are
Yeah, there are to get the hell out of there. Yeah, there are
patriots. You know, there are there's still some around and
you get fired or fired.
Do what but be crystal did which is you know, get yourself kicked
out.
Yeah, that's worked. Yeah. Call the Rolling Stone. Dude. Write
us write a hit piece on me now. Because if you don't if you
don't hear
it, you can quote me now. The President's a douchebag. Yeah,
I'm
a douchebag. quote, quote, quote here, call it and here's the
phone. Use my cell phone use my satellite phone. Yeah, that's
exactly what's going on. We were going to talk about the Keystone
pipeline and one of our producers emailed us. Did you
catch that email?
No, I missed I didn't get it. Keystone Pipeline thing. Yeah.
So he said it. Well, this is of course because Obama's deal with
buffet. The buffet. Yeah, I did get that. Yes. Yeah. Burlington
Northern. No, it's, it's Yeah, yeah.
It's in buffers got it all locked up. He's got the
transportation over the rails where those tanks of gas and
he's got the pipeline angle. Yeah, no buffets. Amazing.
I also figured out Kosovo. All right. Now, you heard this
wasn't in the news a lot. But let's just see what the
headlines are. If we go to Kosovo, I'll just type in Kosovo
and in Google and see what comes up on the News tab. Let's see.
I'm going to hit news here. Let's see what the main headline
is. Kosovo, Serbia reached deal on two key issues. US welcomes
Kosovo agreement with Serbia. Now what do you think all of
this is about? I mean, when you think about this, you think
immediately ah, this is man, we gotta it's, it's religious,
right? It's about Muslims, and that same stuff that we went in
and bombed him for during the Clinton era. Let me just see
what boston.com says. So they say that they reached the deal.
On two key issues. Let's see. Serbia, one time province of
Kosovo reached an agreement Friday, two key issues. What are
the agreements allow Kosovo to represent itself in
international conferences, and spell out the technical details
of how Serbia and Kosovo will manage their joint borders and
border crossings? Sounds pretty good. Right? The EU foreign
policy chief Hi, Representative Ashton and enlarge, enlargement
Commissioner, want to enlarge but it's a great title. Hi, I'm
your enlargement Commissioner. Yeah, Stefan fuel. Welcome away
from me. So here's what it's really about. This is about the
ambo pipeline. This pipeline pumps Caspian oil from the
Bulgarian port Berg Berg us through Macedonia to the
Albanian port of valora. And from there it goes to Rotterdam
for shipment to the United States. Yeah, so it's important.
It's a $1.1 billion pipeline, which has now been agreed to
apparently, and it was operational, and everyone's all
happy now. So I guess everyone got their payoffs and the
enlargement the enlargement commissioner came in and say, I
just wanted large and I just enlarged your bonus. And that's
why the High Representative Ashton and Lucifer Clinton were
conspiring together and that basically they just had to pay
off the right people. And that's what that whole Kosovo Serbia
thing has always been about you're led to believe the
massacres. Killing people massacre is horrible. But no,
that's not what it's about. It's about the ambo pipeline.
So the New York Times had an interesting article on it was an
interesting military article about how the military is
screwing the soldiers. Of course, this is nothing new in
the United States, right. But this one is kind of interesting,
because this woman who was went to Afghanistan, found a document
that actually pointed out that this was going on, let me just
read was called personality disorders, the name of the
article. And it says The Times today writes about new credit.
And apparently the New York Times says all the documents, no
question is about an old issue, whether the military manipulates
psychiatric diagnosis, either to save money or to swiftly
discharge service members that does not want
yeah, it's here's how it goes. Man, that guy's talking crazy
about pipelines and stuff, we better we better say he's nuts.
Get him out. What's
the reason you want your rig does two things. One, it gets
you out. And they found a document where the commander
specifically asked for a diagnosis of personality
disorder, that means they don't have to pay your retirement or
any benefits worth. It's worth us. It's worth it. It saves you
a lot of money. Personality Disorder is always a pre
existing condition. So the army is not responsible. Everybody
who has post traumatic stress syndrome, they're usually
rediagnosis personality disorder kicked out of the Army, and
they're essentially homeless on the street. When you when you
run into these bombs on the street, you run into the people
of military had screwed over.
They're actually the smartest guy in the room, because they
they're like, Oh, I gotta get out of this.
Well, you could do that. But it's like, it'd be nice if he
had some benefits. Yeah, anyway, it's just a common thing going
on. I thought it was interesting, because they really
got into great detail about this. And nothing's come of it.
Of course, it doesn't get into the mainstream feeds of New York
Times is the mainstream media. Nobody picked it up?
Well, that is the same New York Times who in the past month,
twice, has. And I have the articles here and they're also
in the show notes 386 that any show notes.com has smeared
critics as terrorists. And this is very significant, because the
New York Times sets the pace for the news, right?
They're the ones that they're that's the paper of record and
everybody, anyone who's worked in, in broadcasting, especially
in small markets, they know that essentially, they get their news
stories from the New York Times and no one else they don't do
any original anything.
So February 22 story about Qatar Adnan. He's a hunger is a
Palestinian who was on hunger strike, who was challenging the
Israeli practice of holding prisoners without trial. Here's
what was printed in the New York Times. and Israeli official
speaking on the condition of anonymity called the deal over
Mr. Odden. On a workable arrangement, we face the
dilemma, the official set, on one hand, we did not want any
harm to come to him or the wider danger. And on the other hand,
it is not healthy, to set a precedent. Every time a
Palestinian terrorist goes on hunger strike, he gets a jail
out of Get Out of Jail Free Pass. And they're just writing
that verbatim. So the guy who was on hunger strike is so now
if you don't eat you're a terrorist. On the sea two weeks
ago, this is a report a story about the Bureau of
Investigative Journalism, is this a credible outfit?
I think that you can get some good material from them. So they
had a report about CIA drone strikes targeting funerals. And
so the times, of course sites and anonymous US official
because you know, you know, you don't have to protect your
sources, just anyone that says something to you in the hallway.
A senior counterterrorism official speaking on the
condition of anonymity, questioned the report's
findings, saying, quote, targeting decisions are the
product of intensive intelligence collection and
observation. The official added, one must wonder why an effort
that has so carefully gone after terrorists who plot to kill
civilians has been subjected to so much misinformation. Let's be
under no illusion. There are a number of elements who would
like nothing more to malign these efforts and help al Qaeda
succeed, thereby saying that the Bureau of Investigative
investigative journalism is aligned with al Qaeda. That's
the New York Times John.
Well, this group is out of England. I don't know what the
What the Why not defending New York Times. I'm just saying that
they are the paper of record and people will can pick up what
they want out of it. In terms of the regular the other media
companies and the fact that they have not picked up on the story
about the army is seems to be dubious to me. I'm not saying
the times is I'm not saying they're accurate or inaccurate.
A lot of these stories are they're not doing a bunch of
brainwashing because they obviously are. Yeah, I mean,
we've noticed I mean, that's what we talk about on the show.
Well, I'm trying to find trying to find video of this. There was
see the see what this guy is the lawyer for the Pentagon. What's
this guy's name? Jeff Johnson. Never heard of that name. Je H.
Jeff. What's your name? Jeff. Jeff
J. J, what is it?
You got to restaurant? Yeah,
yes. Your name? What is it? Yeah, yeah. What? What is it?
Yeah, yeah.
So he was speaking at the Where was he speaking? I tried to find
this on C span. It wasn't there. Let me find this and look at the
article. He was doing a speech I think at some university or
something where he was recruiting obviously. So he is,
this is also a story from The New York Times, by the way,
Yale, Yale Law School. And here's his quote, belligerence,
remember that word is very important. You'll see it popping
up more than is belligerents who also happen to be US citizens do
not enjoy immunity. Were non citizen belligerents are valid
military objectives. So this is the guy who determines if you
get black bagged and or droned? He's a lawyer and he's saying
you got no standing. If you're belligerent. I need to look up
the definition of belligerent and as we speak. Yeah, we it's
very important. You have it. I'll look up Apple's version in
their built in dictionary which is always funny. But that's
another Ministry of Truth.
In the Merriam Webster it means waging war, specifically
belonging to are recognised as a state of war and protected by
and subject to the laws of war inclined to or exhibiting
assertiveness hostility or combativeness. That's the
definition number two, so both Joe is both the belligerent
means of war you know somebody in the process of, of waging war
the other one means some guy who's argumentative examples of
belligerent he was drunk and belligerent. Ah, there you go.
If you became quite belligerent and spat at an umpire after
being thrown out of the game going to
Don't spit on me, bro world drone. Yeah,
it took very little alcohol another quote, take very little
alcohol to make him belligerent. And he became even more thuggish
and incoherent when he threw in a few sleeping pills as well.
It's a quote from Christopher Hitchens.
Interesting, so if he's just drunk, it means drunk
sentiment synonyms. Yeah, well, there you have it. Synonym
aggressive agonistic. Argumentative is assaulted,
bellicose. Well, wait
a minute. It's it's taking all my boxes here. Chippy combat,
I'm keeping chippy confrontational, contentious,
discordant, disputatious, feisty, gladiatorial, militant,
tenacious, quarrelsome, scrappy, truculent and warlike and on the
warpath, truculent. Yeah, it's means belligerent, good word. So
belligerent means just about any normal person. Yeah, under some
circumstance, they will be belligerent, but I think you
and I, in particular, tick all those boxes. For the drunk part.
I got that pugnacious thing down, but that would be you.
Yes. Yes. Kip.
You're totally Chippie, Chippie and kind of confrontational
argumentative Yes, on pull over.
Did I see you being chippy over there? Put your hands on the car
to be We're so screwed. So let me lay some crackpot crap on you
for a minute. So this Lord Blackheath video,
oh, yeah, we're back on that guy. Well, I'm how's it great
find, by the way?
Well, it's not like it's hard to find because everyone's freaking
out about this in the real media online and people like, Hey,
what's going on here?
Real media Twitter,
tweet on the tweeters. And here's what's interesting.
People are making connections between this $15 trillion. And
the I guess the general accusation is this money was
stolen. And this money was used was this money was used to prop
up the entire banking sector worldwide. That's the UN it came
through the the Treasury the Federal Reserve, went to the
Royal Bank of Scotland USBC and is propping up Europe and but
the money was essentially stolen. And this is a big scam
and that stuff is going to start coming out. And there's actually
a group called the white hats. Yeah, go figure, brother. Yeah,
I know. But the connection is now being made between this
money and the literal flood of resignations in the banking
sector. So without making any connections, let's just go
through the list. And then you tell me something isn't up. So
of course, we have Zoellick, he's the president of the World
Bank. He resigned. Then we had the $6 trillion in so called
fake US bonds in Italy when we had a couple of arrests. We've
had four priests charged in the Vatican banking scandal, the
Chief Financial Officer of the New Zealand ANZ Bank resigns a
midterm one I'm just reading headlines and Nicaraguan central
bank head quits amid Rao, Switzerland central bank chief
resigns. That's Philipa Hildebrand, Credit Suisse,
private bank chief Asian economist tan resigns. Then, of
course, we had Merkel's President Christian wolf
resigned, but that was, you know, over his extra marital
bullcrap, whatever. rumours that Blankfein will be out at Goldman
Sachs. Chairman Giles quits the Virginia National Bank after
quarrel with other directors. New Zealand Reserve Bank
Governor Alan bollard to step down. Korea Exchange Bank chief
steps down head of Russian bank regulators steps down stolen
February AJ Kaye executive bank executive steps down Saudi Hello
Andy bank managing director quits Slovenia's two biggest
bank CEO stepped down it just goes on and on. It doesn't
attribute
this to I mean, it did it sounds to me when you start seeing
these guys dropping like flies on their own, you know,
cognizance. I think it was that there has been a huge scam. A
yen something felt didn't work
societies, generals investment banking chief steps down.
They had some they did something part of a giant scheme that
failed. They ended up getting shooed out in the board room.
Then they've all stepped down and been told you by someone.
Saunderson, the chief of Saunderson, another huge banking
advisory firm steps down resignations for China's banks.
Now the other possibility is just the opposite. Tell me that
$15 trillion did the scammed went through they all cash down
and they're leaving.
I think it's a combination. I think they went they already got
the money. And now they're out because there's no oh crap that
Blackheath douchebag he had to read all of the go on the in
Llandeilo House of Lords. I think they're all just going out
and they're disappearing. Yeah, they're sky scattering. There
you go. Kuwaiti central bank chief resigns. It just goes on
and on Royal Bank of Scotland's Australian head, resigns, Irrfan
central bank manager resigns. It doesn't stop.
But like they have that Interpol software. It does all this
connected stuff. You just put all these names in there. And
then it starts to draw a matrix of who contacts who and where
the general who they you know that who calls who? Essentially,
it's an amazing piece of software. If you've ever seen an
ad dream? Have you seen it? Yeah. When do you see that? When
did you get to saw it
years ago when I was at some meeting in London, real and
Interpol guy showed it. It was like holy crap. Do you actually
know why it was so interesting. We're hanging out with the inner
pollsters name. And you can figure out who the kingpin was.
You were hanging out with the Interpol guy. He was presenting
to a group of us. It's cool. I don't get a hand. You could see
obviously what it did it was created a network. And then the
network gave up told you what was going on by the you know,
all this information. Essentially, Google's doing that
to us as we speak.
So Oh, yeah, no, of course. That's exactly what Google's
doing. So I don't know. Of course, I don't know exactly
what's going on, or is anybody else but I think that is very
interesting to see all these major muckety muck scattering. I
think we I think you're right, that's, that's basically it.
We're scattering. Pretty crazy. Hey, good news, John. Good news.
Got to end on a happy note here. Looks like we figured it out.
And we've solved all of the ticks in Leeroy. Dolphin
fixed now. Oh, it's just ended.
It's done. It's fixed and you'll never guess all we had to do. I
mean, here's Dr. Drew Pinsky. The former crackhead. who now
runs a crack Institute and is meant to lie on television to
you. Another reason for the ticks was offered Pandas for
paediatric autoimmune neuropsychiatric disorder, which
is associated with strep and other infections. Those treated
with antibiotics are the ones who seem to be showing
improvement. Antibiotics.
So there you have it.
Antibiotics. And of course, we don't see these girls on
television because we can't show them on TV because you know,
that it showed
them before when they had the 10 Oh, no, because they can't see
when they look normal nose girls.
Because, no, that'd be pretty. Is that what you said? Yeah. No,
we can't show that course not. Can't do that. Because you know,
that, that that makes the tics worse. So and, you know, and the
news organisation said, you know, we're standing firm with
the advice, you know, we'll keep reporting on this. Let me guess,
macadamias.
No, I want to challenge you this. These are Tim's cascade
style potato chips. I don't think you can find a better
chip. A crunchier.
That sounds like Texas sounds like an outstanding product. No,
the Texas is not known for its potato chips. We do have great
olives, though. We have fantastic we have a whole lot of
Olive making going on here. Olives. I should bring some
olives on the show next time for show and tell for our
outstanding product segment.
I want to thank Carrie Lutz. who's one of our followers and
producers let the producers at lunch let's assets management.
He got into Ling Risa and found that in Jersey and Newark, which
is a large Portuguese population, there's a company
called Lopes linguists a lot Lopes sausage, and they make a
very credible linguist I had at he had sent me some and I now
have decided that there's probably pockets of quality
linguists are being made around the United States. And I'd like
our producers to clue me in on some of these and I'm going to
put up a webpage on the best linguists in the United States.
Fantastic. Euro
just a couple of headlines. What's going on with the
Eurozone get mo nation Euro land. Germany is sending 300 tax
collectors as a part of the Troika 's mission to make sure
that the bankers get paid to Greece. So I think there'll be
armed as well. Reports now 300 German titles Yeah, this
is the way that King used to do it. Just send your your tax
collector, to exactly it's exactly what it takes a mass and
get
to get that money dammit. So here's what in the background
what happened how the United States of Gitmo nation, and I
helped bail out Greece, and this is basically your money going to
the bankers. The Fed did a swap and you see the Euro going up,
right? The Euro all of a sudden ticked up like 34 Yeah, like
five cents or something. It's big when you're talking big
numbers. The Federal Reserve did an overnight swap with the
European Central Bank. In other words, we'll give you some
dollars, and then we'll take some of them euros. And it was
about $2 trillion worth which they essentially pumped that
money into the European banks and we don't know which ones but
because of course we can audit the Federal Reserve and by the
time that money comes back, they're gonna have a nice little
profit on it and the Federal Reserve is of course a bunch of
banks. But we don't adult and we're not even allowed to know
which banks but there's just commercial banks. So they took
our money and gave that to the European banks. And the in the
process might have made a hint like well, what is five cents on
$2 trillion?
The blots
Yeah, my calculated and go that far. Something for our friends
there and get my nation lowlands word is out as I promised.
Unfortunately, it isn't that it is indeed happening. This is
from the Wall Street Journal. Bad news. The expecting the
Dutch economy to contract 0.9% this year. Looks like they're
going to be in big trouble. Why is the consumption so weak?
Well, because the Netherlands has very high household debt due
mainly to large Dutch mortgages. Most of the people and get mo
lowlands mortgage their homes at 125% of the home's purchase
price back in the boom that's kind of high Well now of course,
it's going to be close to 275%. All these homes are underwater.
I've been saying this for so long that the Dutch I was like,
oh, we'd have to worry you stupid Americans. We're all good
here. And there's no work. I mean, there's work but there's
no extra work and there's no wage increases because all
that's tightly controlled in the socialist state of the European
Union known as Gitmo nation lowlands.
And there's gonna be a property collapse in Holland. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's gonna be very bad. You have no people don't.
They're hiding it. The Dutch are very good. They keep their, the
curtains to their home always open. I remember moving in 1972
Moving to the lowlands. And it was always amazing. Like, you
walk past people's houses and you'd see them they're watching
TV or, or making dinner and they're just completely open.
The Dutch are always like, Hey, you can look in my house. I'm
very, I have nothing to hide, basically, look at my it's very
cultural. And so when they're doing poorly, they will pretend
that they have nothing to hide, and everything's great. This is
why the Dutch love Facebook. So they can tweet about their vapid
lives and say things like, Hey, look at this great sandwich. I
just made snap. Hey, I can't believe it. I mean, the sun.
Look is beautiful. My life is awesome. This is why Facebook is
actually very important that
the Dutch were against bragging.
But no, no, it's only saying my life. They don't say like, Hey,
I got a million dollars. Like, look at how fantastic my life
is. I'm great. Everything's fine. And then it's it's
catching on. You know, if you look at Facebook, a vapid waste
of space. That's what it is. It's a place where people go to
say, I'm fine. I'm great. Nothing wrong with me and put up
motivational posters. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what
it is.
I'm not gonna argue the point. I'm not a big fan of the whole
idea. I think people could just spend their time doing better
things.
Yeah, like actually enjoying life.
Yeah, getting out of the house getting off the computer. Stop
looking at Pipeline maps curry. I do have to give big props to
the Irish President Kagan's Hey, it seems like Ireland This guy
seems pretty good. This Hagen's dude. I'm liking him. He went to
get mo get mo East. And he said I don't like this treaty. Is the
new compact that Europe is now being pulled together and they
basically redoing the Lisbon treaty with all the things they
wanted there the first place we had to have a good crisis and
then we have to have central taxing and if I have to
integrate and harmonise, he said I don't like this and I want a
referendum. I'm not just gonna go ahead with signing off on it.
This is causing quite as it's raising some eyebrows in the
Labour Party. It's raising some eyebrows. So good on your green
people, you leprechauns. This guy looks like a leprechaun by
the way. It's pretty cool. Maybe
he is. Maybe he's related.
Yeah, it's funny because someone from Ireland sent me a sent me a
YouTube video. It's like, this guy is great. You should really
you should listen to him like okay. And as. So I watched the
speech on actually I had my Oh, what's going on? Well, that's
weird. I actually trashed it. But imagine it's 130 at night.
I've been looking at pipelines all day. And I'm watching the
speech to hear what the Irish president has to say. And this
is it doctor treating them says they suffered from oops, wrong
one. Where is it at this one conversion. Oh, wow. That was
great.
That was a way that's a way to wrap.
I'm sorry. Here we go. I'll try one more time. Not the president
elect Michael D. Higgins.
Well, he shake us a hunch basically Nikora is mean love
the weakest for a second. I'm like, wait, I just gotta focus.
I know I can understand that. Bring it Ilana cause build what
is that the Gaelic? How would I know? It's great. It sounds
awesome stuff
to see her deep receptor is on national to cherish wearing and
Cushlon aka snotty knee if a bunch acne one.
I love that.
I gotta learn that language. Yeah, you do.
We're gonna burn two bears knock the body mind. Eva Batali out
yet you get ching ching. Sorry, it was a long way
to go for that. But it was the shaggy dog ending. Yes. All
right. You
got something better?
No. Well, I do have something. Let's see what I have. I'm sure
you got something we got to get close.
I gotta get back to my pipelines. I got let's see. I
got Sherea judge No, I got
I got one here. I got a clip. Play. Paging peewee. Herman.
Okay, you rebel scum. Wow, what a voice. Do you mind reading
this for me? Paging Mr. Harbin. Mr. B we heard and
what is that? What is that?
That's a clip from the family guys. tribute to the Star Wars
series. And that's exactly the way it played. I clipped it I
said, I was I would just want a little Peewee Herman clip the
Paging Mr. ermine clip and then I said, You know what, I think
I'm just gonna take this whole thing because Adam is going to
play some lame as clip at the end of the show and he runs out
of steam. I just know it. So I can out blame him with this clip
of this particular episode of Family Guy. And I was right.
No, no, I think I can out lame you think right. Okay, I think I
cannot blame you. Well, no,
you have a you're diggin? No, I was planning.
Hold on a second. I just gotta get it from the here we go. And
here it is. Adam curry Vox agency, Old Navy T shirts
infomercial. Now this is great. This is another audition because
I'm trying to make ends meet here at the camp MoPhO they're
doing a I could probably get sued for this, where they're
going to do an infomercial about the best t ever. And in the
commercial, Mr. T actually will be in the commercial. And I
auditioned for this in the hopes of getting some big national gig
that will pay for my gasoline. T shirts, T shirts, T shirts, T
shirts. They're boxy. They're scratchy. They're either too
baggy, too tight to Miami. Or just too darn ironic. Do you
like that on John
played looks like you stand on Stossel.
We gotta get out of here. This is getting bad.
What's more American than opening a lemonade stand? Would
you like some lemonade? Yes, please. Who was first? Thank you
very much. Thank you so much. Thank you. For years kids have
setup
stands like this. But today Watch out. The police may bust
you.
I was like, really scared because I didn't know it was
gonna happen. We were just selling lemonade in our front
yard for about three days. And the third day the police decided
to shut us down.
Not their mom heard the police yelling
back at hear them from inside my house. yelling at them girls.
Stand down.
It made me want to open my own stand here and foxes front yard.
succop over there. With a police bus me. There are so many vague
laws that everybody arguably could be caught up in it. Glare
Harvey Silverglade says America's avalanche of new laws.
This is just what the Feds added last year makes criminals of
just about all of us, every citizen, arguably could be shown
to have violated some regulation in these stacks. And that's the
danger to liberty.
The police never told these girls why they were shut down.
My husband stopped at the city hall to try to find out. And the
city official laughed at him and said really they shut your
lemonade stand down. And he says yeah, I'd like to see what law
on break and she didn't even know.
Eventually the police chief explained.
We're not aware of how the lemonade was made. Who made the
lemonade, or what the lemonade was made with. We understand you
guys are young.
It's a Santorum.
I tell you I'm setting woman this woman whose name that
police chief Kelly Morningstar, who's a I don't know I would
describe her.
Rockin z 100. Kenny Morningstar with
everybody looks like a bull die. Okay, she is a douchebag Please
play the douchebag
Hey, everybody, Kelly Morningstar. Well, John, it's
all irrelevant, my friend. As long as we know what's going on.
And as long as I got my gun I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be.
What's the word? belligerent? No, no. The word for military
chippy. Didn't mean to be chippy. On you. Okay, we'll have
more on Thursday, I'm sure and you'll be fine and stuff. I can
already see email. Coming in people sending me all kinds of
notes about the Baluchistan to sounds good, doesn't it? No
agenda producer update coming up on the stream here no agenda
stream.com So make sure you stay tuned for that and we don't have
to refresh our radios anymore which is nice. Thank you Miss
Doyle and circuit most live. And John, thank you always a
pleasure.
Always a pleasure for me.
Coming to you from the drone Star state here in Austin Tay
Haas at Camp MoPhO, chippy as ever in the morning everybody.
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