1 00:00:00,299 --> 00:00:05,039 Adam Curry: Adam curry Jhansi Dvorak August 23 2023 This is 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:09,089 your award winning you on HD media assassination episode 1584 3 00:00:09,089 --> 00:00:09,569 This 4 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:10,980 Unknown: is no agenda 5 00:00:11,969 --> 00:00:15,359 Adam Curry: inducing epileptic fits and broadcasting live 6 00:00:15,419 --> 00:00:18,299 almost live from the skies over the Atlantic Ocean Homeward 7 00:00:18,299 --> 00:00:20,669 Bound in the morning everybody I'm Adam curry 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,240 John C Dvorak: in from Northern Silicon Valley where I'm on tape 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,300 and Jesse Devorah 10 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,730 Unknown: Raglan buzzkill 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:37,110 Adam Curry: really tape. It's still taped that bad. Tape is 12 00:00:37,110 --> 00:00:40,470 good and tape is good. We still talk about records and 13 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:44,250 recordings. Yeah. One of the movies one of the film one of 14 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:47,220 these days people go what are those guys talking about? of 15 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:50,400 tape? Scott, you 16 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,230 John C Dvorak: have a tape recorder that's sitting around 17 00:00:52,230 --> 00:00:53,850 somewhere but haven't you tape Do 18 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:56,040 Adam Curry: you still have a reel to reel and honest to god 19 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:56,700 number of them. I 20 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:57,480 John C Dvorak: have about four of them. Do 21 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,530 Adam Curry: you have a Reeboks? 22 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:03,180 John C Dvorak: No, but I got a big 10 inch TEAC 23 00:01:03,419 --> 00:01:06,809 Adam Curry: rule though pro multitrack multi, like a four 24 00:01:06,809 --> 00:01:11,819 track or multitrack for four tracks. That's the classic 25 00:01:11,819 --> 00:01:13,019 that's a classic demo 26 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:14,580 John C Dvorak: with a lot of money. I'm going to sell it 27 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:17,160 Adam Curry: I don't know about that. I don't think 28 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,150 John C Dvorak: I've been in the market for reel to reel tape 29 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:25,560 recorders for at least 789 to 10 years and the prices have been 30 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,560 going up really? Yeah noticeably 31 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:30,870 Adam Curry: what kind of money can get for that thing? 32 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:34,200 John C Dvorak: A couple of grand 2500 bucks maybe 33 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:36,990 Adam Curry: okay I mean you know what I had I wish I had it I had 34 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:42,390 a TEAC four track it was the mixer with the reel to reel 35 00:01:42,390 --> 00:01:45,120 built in. It was like this was like a huge board. 36 00:01:45,390 --> 00:01:47,640 John C Dvorak: Wow is that the guy that there was like a 37 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,500 horizontal and a big giant thing 38 00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:52,290 Adam Curry: not no, it was vertical. It was vertical wasn't 39 00:01:52,290 --> 00:01:55,350 horizontal. And it had it had the smaller reels in it but it 40 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:59,100 was it was a four track and had the mixer right in there and had 41 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:02,250 a couple of simple effects. It was it was nice was one of my 42 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:03,240 very very early 43 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,210 John C Dvorak: like was a later recorders because as time went 44 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:09,840 by they started adding features trying to keep the format alive. 45 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:09,930 I 46 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,540 Adam Curry: think it was I think it was that must have I must 47 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:17,700 have purchased that in 8990 Maybe 48 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,700 John C Dvorak: but I still have a Sony 777 49 00:02:22,110 --> 00:02:24,570 Adam Curry: People are gonna like get to the show Willie What 50 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:28,920 are you talking about? Y'all goofs. This is so this is a 51 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:32,550 special show. The special show because I'm actually traveling 52 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:34,320 back to Texas as we speak 53 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,510 John C Dvorak: from our service unlike Camela 54 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,000 Adam Curry: with the passing of time 55 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:41,040 John C Dvorak: got a special show 56 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:43,260 Adam Curry: with a special show of what she says special show I 57 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:45,090 don't really think about especially get these things he 58 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:48,480 goes off because a special show was a year what you're traveling 59 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,650 assaulting me yes, I'm 60 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:50,460 John C Dvorak: when 61 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,720 Adam Curry: I'm traveling, I'm traveling on our way back so we 62 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,860 can do the Sunday show back from from the Texas Hill Country. The 63 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,970 vacation is over. We decided one day One day we do the best of I 64 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:08,820 tried to get a lot of Redbook entries. And I mean, there were 65 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:12,060 Dale to people who sent it just not enough. Not enough, fail. 66 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:16,680 Not epic, but I have a start. I have a start. And I just have to 67 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,190 go back and being a.io was fantastic. But people are lazy. 68 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:23,520 They're on vacation themselves. They don't want to work. I guess 69 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:23,670 it's 70 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,650 John C Dvorak: not good time, however rich coning 71 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:29,100 Adam Curry: which is interesting. Now would you 72 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:32,400 pronounce that in American coning? Because he would say in 73 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,550 Dutch coning would be the king he would, that's exactly how you 74 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:36,870 pronounce it the same way. 75 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:40,290 John C Dvorak: Yeah, I'm looking for. Same way. Conan Conan rich, 76 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:40,650 Coney 77 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:46,860 Adam Curry: rich coding in 2019 29. Clinics. No, no, 78 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,630 because there's an empty codec. Now there's an end. 79 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,170 John C Dvorak: coding. Yeah. Yeah. Again, 80 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,060 Adam Curry: I'm just wondering where he's from. Maybe he's from 81 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:56,970 Holland. I don't know. We don't know anything about rich other 82 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:01,650 than in 2019. He sent this bundle to us. Yeah. And it makes 83 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:07,590 sense to weigh in it because it is shows 110 to 1400. And he had 84 00:04:07,590 --> 00:04:10,440 to stop there. Because in 2019, we hadn't done the rest of the 85 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:15,420 shows. And he did the opening of every single podcasts, every 86 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:21,480 unbelievable. And some of them are weird. And but it's you 87 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:21,630 know, 88 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:23,640 John C Dvorak: I went back to show 200 If you want to listen 89 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:28,140 to something funny, listen to that opening. 200. Yeah, show 90 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:28,770 200 91 00:04:29,309 --> 00:04:31,709 Adam Curry: I don't have it. I mean, I'd have to go and look 92 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:35,339 into it. Now. I'm just saying that wouldn't do that. But he 93 00:04:35,339 --> 00:04:39,629 also he also timed up all of now this is the thing that because 94 00:04:39,629 --> 00:04:43,769 he sent it to us. And I mean again, so it's 2019. I'm trying 95 00:04:43,799 --> 00:04:46,349 hopefully it worked because we use a different kind of Chapter 96 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:49,829 system now. Hopefully we'll be able to because he sent all the 97 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:52,979 artwork along with all the chapters. I just had to try and 98 00:04:52,979 --> 00:04:56,099 get them to sync up. I'm not sure that that worked entirely. 99 00:04:57,119 --> 00:05:00,659 But the effort is incredibly appreciated. Just do doing this 100 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:03,329 just going back and getting every single opening of every 101 00:05:03,329 --> 00:05:07,079 single NOAA jet and what a nut job crazy crazy idea it is. Is 102 00:05:07,079 --> 00:05:11,939 it a crazy idea? All right. So if you are sensitive to flashing 103 00:05:11,939 --> 00:05:17,519 lights, and any other kind of weird stimuli, please be 104 00:05:17,519 --> 00:05:20,639 careful. Remember, you can look at the ground and it will all go 105 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:26,429 away. Please enjoy the openings of a lot of no agenda shows. 106 00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:27,899 Yeah. Are you ready? 107 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:31,500 John C Dvorak: I was born ready. Yeah, that's what I want. I want 108 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:39,270 Google having all my mail. Listen to us, bitch. Put on some 109 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:43,680 claws. Of course. It's dope. Hello, can you hear us as Adam? 110 00:05:44,130 --> 00:05:46,290 Unknown: Adam curry, John C. Devorah. 111 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,840 John C Dvorak: Hey, you want a kidney? You look like a British 112 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,900 banker in Hawaii. I can't believe that this thing doesn't 113 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:54,870 work for shit. No, I'm not ready. I gotta admit, I have to 114 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:59,370 blow up my browser because Damn, Twitter fucked me over. I love 115 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:05,670 that wind put to death. A lot of dynamic data will be posted 116 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:09,150 there. And you'll see a more powerful website on Drupal soon. 117 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:13,620 I don't hang up anymore because you always bitch about it. You 118 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:16,350 know, there has to be a couple of porn stars around here that 119 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:19,740 would stand around naked for 300 bucks for five or six hours here 120 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:23,070 on a deserted island with one person what? How good do you 121 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:25,800 have to look? You should be naked half the time. Look at all 122 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,900 these women around you. They're all dogs. 123 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,450 Adam Curry: Hey, Ricky Ricardo. You ready for me? 124 00:06:30,539 --> 00:06:33,869 John C Dvorak: Hit it. You don't have to be a chicken to spot a 125 00:06:33,869 --> 00:06:38,219 bad egg. I eat my notes. Like Lingling does. 126 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:40,980 Unknown: I'm so happy they're gonna kill 10s of 1000s of us 127 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:45,120 here's my water Mr. TSA please take my water. 128 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:49,290 John C Dvorak: Where's my reel to reel recorder? I can't find 129 00:06:49,290 --> 00:06:52,890 it. Okay, well let's talk about it right let's hit it because 130 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:57,390 old dudes don't eat dead shit. Federal Reserve says no rising 131 00:06:57,390 --> 00:07:00,990 interest rates everything is stable all as well go back to 132 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:04,500 your homes, watch television and enjoy life. Don't forget to 133 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,860 shop. Did you know that you can spin plates on the end of a 134 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:08,550 stick? 135 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:11,100 Adam Curry: When you when you talk like that? I actually get 136 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:11,460 hard. 137 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,700 John C Dvorak: I have the swine flu. The modern Hitler is gonna 138 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:20,280 be a guy like Tony Blair I mean that's just obviously it. 139 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:22,740 Unknown: How many seats do you have on the plane bitch? 140 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:29,430 John C Dvorak: Zan dum? Zan Dum Zan dumb zone dumb. Some dumb. 141 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,850 Okay, bro. I thought that was he didn't ask me back so I figured 142 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:37,020 if I put MILFy in there you'd go running over to see it. Does I 143 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:40,890 know your style? So they've destroyed 4050 tons of food in 144 00:07:40,890 --> 00:07:43,350 the starving area this the see these numbers don't make any 145 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:47,730 sense. We got your don't needles right here line up. 146 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:51,720 Adam Curry: I'm old. Hey, kids. Don't shake fist. 147 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,090 John C Dvorak: Does it require you have to go to a seminar 148 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:56,730 where you have to sit down for hours and not take a leak? Whose 149 00:07:56,730 --> 00:08:02,790 side are these people on? This is one of your sound effects 150 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:06,840 with crock pot calling the kettle black. Oh, well, it's not 151 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,600 that important. Just wasn't immediately at all. It was a 152 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,210 test firing of an EMF device. 153 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,500 Unknown: Have you ever done heroin? John? 154 00:08:13,890 --> 00:08:15,810 John C Dvorak: Do you know the guy just basically says global 155 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:18,060 governance and we're just gonna run the whole damn thing. Screw 156 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:22,170 you. They do not know this is going to happen. I'm telling 157 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:25,320 you. This is gonna be a weird. I'm not sick. It's only a flesh 158 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:29,730 wound. I love you. Man, I love 159 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:33,180 Adam Curry: you. Hey, John. What? That would have been a 160 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,900 great show if it actually recorded. You're kidding me. I'm 161 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:40,380 not kidding. You. Were still on the stream by the way. Well, 162 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:42,330 maybe somebody out there recorded it. That's why I'm 163 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:46,440 still on the stream. I hope to God someone recorded the show. 164 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:49,530 John C Dvorak: I can't find out shortly. That's pretty funny. 165 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:50,220 No, it's 166 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:53,220 Adam Curry: that's like par for the course for today. Yeah, 167 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:53,550 well, it 168 00:08:53,549 --> 00:08:55,469 John C Dvorak: sounds like it. Well, maybe somebody recorded 169 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:58,859 and we can run the recording. I knew this would happen 170 00:08:58,859 --> 00:08:59,459 eventually. 171 00:08:59,759 --> 00:09:02,879 Adam Curry: Oh my god. I feel like such a douchebag Okay, 172 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,909 nerdy dude says he hasn't recorded sending it. Oh my god. 173 00:09:05,909 --> 00:09:06,719 I love you. 174 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:10,470 John C Dvorak: There goes your career. Guy just looks like a 175 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:10,980 phony. 176 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:13,890 Unknown: This is the voice who have learned to fear. This is 177 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:17,640 the voice of Tara. Again. We bring you disaster. Crushing, 178 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,810 humiliating disaster. This is the voice of terror. The secret 179 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:26,940 airplane factory somewhere in England. Listen, screams of the 180 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:31,680 dying can still be heard. This is the voice of Tara. Are you 181 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,930 there? People of Britain shivering in your sellers. 182 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:38,850 Listen, Operative 41 The fuse is lighter. This is the voice of 183 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:42,540 Tara. Englishmen. Do you still await your doom and your stupid 184 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:46,350 stuffy little clubs? It will come I promise you Operative 23 185 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:52,980 The time is now. Like you on the high seas as well as on the 186 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:56,970 land. This is the voice of Tara 187 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,340 John C Dvorak: So you're saying that there's aliens meeting with 188 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,500 our government courts? They ran this over the Christmas holiday 189 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,720 so nobody would notice that's what your theory is. Somebody's 190 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:14,070 gonna get killed. No people can function normal in society as 191 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:16,470 heroin addicts and that's what but that's what the government 192 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:22,050 would love. What the heck is a life threatening skin rash? 193 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:24,090 Snakes? Snakes snakes? 194 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,720 Unknown: Oh, what a great show. I feel so a part of it. 195 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:30,389 John C Dvorak: When I was a kid, I swear to God, I don't remember 196 00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:35,969 ever seeing women going like that, Madam Speaker, the 197 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,159 President of the United States 198 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:48,480 I got an idea. So I guess now when you say hey, that bigs got 199 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:52,410 dynamite boobs, you ain't kidding. You know, these kinds 200 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,870 of documents that you keep digging up about this kind of 201 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:57,930 disturbing. Hey, your legs crushed. Yeah. Oh, my legs 202 00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:02,730 trust. I don't worry about everybody hurts. My stapler. And 203 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,430 we went out in the morning and we're trying to pitch down if 204 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,730 I'm going to do well, that's because Liz lesbian, lesbian, 205 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:11,610 lesbian lives. I mean, come on, it's easy to make this mistake. 206 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,950 Yeah. Citibank should this should be a run on the bank as 207 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:16,800 we speak. Yeah, that somebody had McDonald's, listen to our 208 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,190 show. 209 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:20,520 Adam Curry: Shut up. Man. There are definitely regulations in 210 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,760 England and the end and other ones for what the insurance 211 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,660 companies can do. 212 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,190 Unknown: Fabulous. 213 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,550 Adam Curry: I'm waiting. I'm like, I don't want you to touch 214 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:30,870 my crotch. Big Bad Boy. 215 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:35,220 John C Dvorak: magnets in space. When do I get to do a pet peeve? 216 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,550 That is about as lame as anything I've ever seen on the 217 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:40,860 internet coming from a government site. 218 00:11:41,009 --> 00:11:43,469 Adam Curry: Oh, no. I'm sorry. It's not a Lindsay Lohan promo, 219 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,429 John. Sorry. 220 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,560 John C Dvorak: I'm an amusing typer. 221 00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:49,349 Adam Curry: There's no tech reporting going on. It's all a 222 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:53,010 John C Dvorak: porn vaccine. We need a suicide jingle 223 00:11:53,219 --> 00:11:57,749 Adam Curry: stating Barack Obama is possibly insane. 224 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,270 John C Dvorak: Well, you know, they should have flown coach. 225 00:12:03,419 --> 00:12:05,819 Unknown: It's dangerous to fly. It's 226 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:06,720 dangerous stuff. 227 00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:11,940 I tell everybody to shut down. I'm so scared. I don't want to 228 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,110 believe it's true. 229 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:19,409 Adam Curry: Have you noticed a decrease in your enjoyment of 230 00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:21,959 John C Dvorak: life? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Especially since 231 00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:22,769 they started doing the 232 00:12:22,769 --> 00:12:25,139 Unknown: show. I'm amazed at what's happening. 233 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,520 John C Dvorak: And as pastors have been doing this for 50 234 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:33,630 years, that sounds like a James Bond movie. Kills shameless 235 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:38,940 shameless shameless. They open fire first public safety. It's a 236 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:43,890 friggin deer. What garbage dissembled assembled, assemble, 237 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:44,400 assemble. 238 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,980 Adam Curry: This is why people need to support this show so I 239 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:50,040 can quit the stupid job and have to travel and sit in freakin at 240 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:54,060 Marriott courtyard hotel and do bullshit meetings. I want to do 241 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:54,720 the show. 242 00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:00,599 John C Dvorak: I don't know why they would blow a hole in the 243 00:13:00,599 --> 00:13:01,229 country. 244 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,509 Unknown: That is really great job. Some really good 245 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:07,889 information there baby. 246 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,530 John C Dvorak: 17 Shrimp. 247 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:13,619 Adam Curry: Could you please stop referring to assholes as my 248 00:13:13,619 --> 00:13:14,159 friend. 249 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:17,790 John C Dvorak: That guy was addict that military guy. Well, 250 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,010 I think Apple and The Bilderbergers have the same 251 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:20,580 operation. 252 00:13:21,899 --> 00:13:25,199 Adam Curry: It's very interesting. We are Orthorexic 253 00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:27,149 Orthorexic and proud of it. 254 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,310 John C Dvorak: I love the World Cup made a coke. 255 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:32,009 Unknown: Yay. I'm not bleeding. I'm happy. 256 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:36,659 John C Dvorak: This what you're eating would you write it 257 00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:39,929 probably will be there'll be a point of discussion all over the 258 00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:42,179 place by a bunch of morons. This is 259 00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:48,809 Unknown: pathetic. Tell me a bit about how this is in your DNA. 260 00:13:48,839 --> 00:13:51,749 Because I'm Charlie Rose. No one. Come on. 261 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,090 Adam Curry: You have a higher likelihood of getting tased and 262 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:57,750 getting laid. 263 00:13:57,929 --> 00:13:59,639 John C Dvorak: These guys are just talking out of their ass. 264 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:01,679 Just in time for summer. Don't 265 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,420 Adam Curry: you want to feel really good about your 266 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:06,840 complexion? All you have to do is listen to the no agenda show. 267 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:12,810 We'll even throw in a free pride coin just for $33.33 It's going 268 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,470 on right now. All summer long. Right here at no agenda. 269 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:17,700 show.com 270 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,830 John C Dvorak: I don't like shooting myself. I'm sorry. 271 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,270 Fighting back to zombies. Then if that's the case, why can I go 272 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:29,010 sign up some slaves? Death by hooker? Well, at least you're 273 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,750 getting created. Chicks are 274 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,490 Adam Curry: crazy about this movie. 275 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:36,869 John C Dvorak: Don't go see it then. bogus. Yeah, you can find 276 00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:38,699 out who's doing it. He's got the CIA 277 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,660 Adam Curry: president that ranges of all people. You 278 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,540 homeschool your kids yet you put them on a leash? Have you ever 279 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:48,420 seen the Vagina Monologues? No agenda show strong bloody 280 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,850 violence and nudity throughout the movie, no leakage may occur. 281 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:50,970 So 282 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:54,210 John C Dvorak: you know, the big news is that you can't get a 283 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,830 hooker on Craigslist anymore. 284 00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,289 Adam Curry: Because you know if you masturbate not only do you 285 00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:01,349 not make kids we of course are Killing the environment with 286 00:15:01,349 --> 00:15:04,829 their evil co2 emissions from pooping. But you're also 287 00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:07,499 generating energy for your remote control. 288 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:10,019 John C Dvorak: A leprechaun seemed to have a red beard. I'm 289 00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:12,029 surprised they're not killing each other more often. 290 00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:14,429 Adam Curry: Why? They don't even have their name trademark. 291 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,620 John C Dvorak: They don't know. Trademark, they're idiots. 292 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,450 They're stupid. I can't believe it money 293 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,810 Adam Curry: leaving money on the table. You know at this point, 294 00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:24,630 you might as well watch the Kardashians is less harmful, 295 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,269 John C Dvorak: flat chested women in their 20s and 30s and 296 00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:31,019 40s and 50s or kiddie porn cat shirts off that that creepy guy 297 00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:34,499 that ran Homeland Security, just Tylenol kill snakes well, and 298 00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:36,029 high doses it'll kill you. 299 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:39,179 Adam Curry: We all have links to al Qaeda at no agenda show.com. 300 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:40,829 There's links in the show notes to alkine, 301 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,709 John C Dvorak: balloon sinuplasty. Those things give 302 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,669 you a cataract. 303 00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:48,119 Adam Curry: Kind of on because this is this is Hello, this is 304 00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:49,769 Dakota, we want to coordinate the coordination 305 00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:52,739 John C Dvorak: with you get on their knees and worship the Aqua 306 00:15:52,739 --> 00:15:53,279 Buddha. 307 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,469 Adam Curry: I mean, I can't come the dinner I'm twiddling with my 308 00:15:55,469 --> 00:15:59,039 knobs. I'm from bi Incorporated. I'm just gonna strap this smoke 309 00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:00,749 detector on your head. Here's some gaffer tape. 310 00:16:00,899 --> 00:16:02,849 John C Dvorak: I can't watch that World Series because 311 00:16:02,849 --> 00:16:06,539 baseball at this level makes me nervous. They should have burned 312 00:16:06,539 --> 00:16:09,569 it off his chest. Do they have some special privilege that 313 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:14,069 makes them they can grow people? Fox News is absolutely 314 00:16:14,069 --> 00:16:15,029 disgusting. 315 00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:16,949 Adam Curry: That's not gonna get you laid. It's gonna get you 316 00:16:16,949 --> 00:16:17,279 thrown 317 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,590 John C Dvorak: in jail. You know, Janet Napolitano who 318 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:21,810 refused to go through the machine. You know, you say well, 319 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:24,570 because of the radiation. No, because she knows she's worked 320 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:27,930 in the government. She knows that we weren't putting that 321 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:31,410 machine they're saving that picture of her dead ass naked. 322 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,740 And they're gonna use it as blackmail. You're taking our 323 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,620 opium wherever they got it from and you're going to use that and 324 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:41,070 we're going to take your tea. Your ass is radioactive. Hey, 325 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,950 I'll tell you something. These girls aren't underdeveloped. 326 00:16:44,159 --> 00:16:47,219 Adam Curry: inventing the wheel in advance in case we have to 327 00:16:47,309 --> 00:16:47,819 huh? 328 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,810 John C Dvorak: I told her she was spewing all propaganda. The 329 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,530 Madness 330 00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:56,519 Unknown: Madness stop the madness. Down the banana and the 331 00:16:56,519 --> 00:17:03,449 nutmeg could go on arrest we have the place around it let me 332 00:17:03,449 --> 00:17:05,909 stroke my white Poussey for a moment. 333 00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,660 I'm a fancy fancy Englishman. 334 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,270 Adam Curry: Children of the future will have no snow you 335 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:14,970 look at his agenda and they would say like buy Porsche 336 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:15,660 today. 337 00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:18,570 John C Dvorak: Do some ruins that's my advice. The women in 338 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,970 Canada because they're walking all the time have extremely 339 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,960 filthy butts 340 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,720 Adam Curry: pay a Gibson had the no agenda guys are really onto 341 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,300 you're like lying about the smoking thing and we think you 342 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:27,780 should leave. 343 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,960 John C Dvorak: Congresswoman Bono has her breasts exposed in 344 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,920 a photo. Now the next tennis appointment is Saturday. Holy 345 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,570 crap. This thing is huge 346 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,810 Adam Curry: Congress, you can go home it does not matter what you 347 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,650 do anymore. 348 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,080 John C Dvorak: I'm thinking that the three thing is a message 349 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:47,250 back to base. I denounce you that I don't like drying my 350 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,820 hands at the airport. I want a towel. I want a paper towel. 351 00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:54,630 Adam Curry: Raw milk, it'll kill you. No one has better 352 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:57,900 information than whether central lobbyists gets whacked. Next, 353 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,960 Geraldo. It's a new test brought to you by Nabisco. 354 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,480 John C Dvorak: They have to cross what in the business they 355 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,930 refer to as the valley of death. Did Twitter thing doesn't work? 356 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:09,420 Why does three o'clock have to be four o'clock? 357 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,869 Unknown: Nuclear bomb kills 9 million in Pakistan. But there's 358 00:18:12,869 --> 00:18:16,139 good news, hey, global warming is over everybody. 359 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,220 Sciences and 360 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,940 John C Dvorak: science. And of course it'd be blamed on the 361 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,970 Taliban. Apparently they brought some hot Ukrainians with them. 362 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,880 Adam Curry: Bradley Manning does not exist. I just don't believe 363 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:34,020 it. Nothing like lesbian milk cops. If I eat a whole banana, I 364 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,610 might die of radiation. 365 00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:39,000 Unknown: It's just unbelievable. We are all so excited. I'm so 366 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,990 thankful for everybody. And like I say thank you for everybody 367 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,780 that has participated in this because it couldn't have been 368 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:46,980 done without everybody. 369 00:18:47,219 --> 00:18:49,889 John C Dvorak: Ooh, police police. I got a badge says poop 370 00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:50,759 police. 371 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,870 Unknown: All these guys, they all got tense. 372 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,330 John C Dvorak: What is this 10 thing all of a sudden, 373 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,750 Unknown: I watch ESPN for a living. Can I buy you a drink 374 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,260 John C Dvorak: going to religion? Culinary Arts airlines 375 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:09,120 food recipes. Else United States Africa. Outdoor Recreation 376 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,080 travel tourism. 377 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:16,800 Unknown: This is no agenda and hurry carry detail. Further to 378 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:23,010 the boys at the club room believe me. I keep taking the 379 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,000 second question. 380 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,280 Adam Curry: I am going to homeschool her with a stripper 381 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,660 pole and just move straight 382 00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:33,750 John C Dvorak: and go straight to college. Yeah, yeah. So what 383 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,630 we do I mean we manipulate the media because the media is a 384 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:40,260 bunch of idiots. Anyway, this show is terrible. You should be 385 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:44,520 ashamed of themselves. There's a wife swapping underground of 386 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,210 people in RVs. I've seen the picture of the whole on TV. 387 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:03,180 Unknown: Morning Good to hear Hit the ground running its media 388 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:11,910 says nation pick up the pieces and tear him apart and send it 389 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:20,400 out every nation don't want to sit back doing what a shed and 390 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:28,890 let the pub it's CONUS show no more lamestream pumping out new 391 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:38,220 mean tell me where I should go big crack pod tiny been buzzkill 392 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:39,990 but it hits you right 393 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:55,950 standard dude now wanna do it now is nothing man who no no 394 00:20:55,980 --> 00:21:07,140 mornin watching the puppet show from up on the hill as the world 395 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,060 burns pass by 396 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:16,410 it's the same on history that I'm switching on the TV soon in 397 00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:23,910 Washington the sky it's been cracked to tiny been buzzkill 398 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:35,070 but it hits you right in the mouth exam to do I want to do 399 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:44,730 now is nothing man when it's morning 400 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:10,650 it's a little bit crag pod Mazon embed buzz kill button hits you 401 00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:26,220 right it's time to do it now. I want to do nothing that who wins 402 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:47,610 in the morning to do now I want to do nothing wins in the 403 00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:51,120 morning headed 404 00:22:57,270 --> 00:23:00,510 John C Dvorak: mine says My computer is fast. Really? I 405 00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:03,720 don't want sugar in my croissant. What evidence is 406 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,500 there of this? 407 00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:06,210 Adam Curry: How about you? Are you traumatized? 408 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,000 John C Dvorak: They tried to make me go to rehab and I said 409 00:23:12,030 --> 00:23:17,250 chick. When's my flight? Well, aren't you special? I'm gonna 410 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:21,180 give Pfizer the benefit of the doubt on this story. offended by 411 00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:28,380 such a usage. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak had pockets she stole 412 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:29,490 the silverware 413 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:35,070 Unknown: x x x x x, x x x x. 414 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:38,580 When talking to CRA computer they can name database 415 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,240 addresses. 416 00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:41,670 John C Dvorak: Let's face it, he doesn't know what a hashtag is 417 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:46,500 from hashbrown their alleged offense heterosexuality and you 418 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,380 know what's gonna come out fish? He looked like a guy with a 419 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:53,490 stick up his butt. F and biz Evan biz and you can always 420 00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:56,970 follow me on Twitter. What the Ethernet in a suitcase. 421 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,690 Unknown: Adam curry, John C. Devorah. Adam curry, John C. 422 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:05,610 John C Dvorak: Devorah. No, no, no, you can use 423 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,440 Adam Curry: three now man. That's the wrong code. No good 424 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:10,770 wrong 425 00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:12,180 John C Dvorak: code on code. 426 00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:16,530 Unknown: Adam curry, John C. Devorah. Adam curry, John C. 427 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:21,150 Devorah. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. Adam curry, John C. 428 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:23,970 Devorah. Adam curry, John C. Devorah. 429 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:27,360 Adam Curry: It's Thursday, August 11. Through sorry about 430 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:27,600 that. 431 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,210 Unknown: This is no agenda. I should sing it. 432 00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,620 Adam Curry: I'm just gonna leave that in there. Just started over 433 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:37,860 Yeah. 434 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:41,910 Unknown: Adam curry, John C. Devorah. Adam curry, John C. 435 00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:45,390 Dvorak. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. How 436 00:24:45,390 --> 00:24:48,270 John C Dvorak: does been hanging out with four hot Ukrainian 437 00:24:48,270 --> 00:24:55,680 model babes? make you a pervert. It's a terrible storm here. The 438 00:24:55,710 --> 00:25:01,680 ducks are flying. Away from this wrong it's a bad sign Adam 439 00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:07,860 waters by using twice my waist. The pacer was an interesting 440 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:11,340 car. It had it was one of the most advanced cars you can 441 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:11,910 imagine. 442 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:15,600 Adam Curry: Vote for curry DeVore act 2016 crackpot and 443 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,280 buzzkill were a balanced ticket. 444 00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:19,530 John C Dvorak: Everyone else was watching the Kardashians with 445 00:25:19,530 --> 00:25:22,800 the Americans do Yeah. I mean, what was that? By the way? Was 446 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,330 it a good show? Pull it. 447 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:29,070 Adam Curry: Slaves of Europe, you have a choice. Either. You 448 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:34,710 can go into a dire situation like The Hunger Winter of 1945 449 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:40,470 to 1949. Or you can let us take care of all of your taxation and 450 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,990 all of your financial troubles. That is all 451 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,050 John C Dvorak: there's a guy with a hookah. I don't want 452 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:52,140 refurbish. A refurbished on the on the website 453 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,870 Oh no, what happened? 454 00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:03,720 Unknown: She has hooves. Why's your wagon? 455 00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:06,510 Adam Curry: telling you she's got hooves clippety clop 456 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:12,900 clippity clop study shows 38.2% of the European Union populace 457 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:14,370 has mental problems. 458 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:17,520 John C Dvorak: You can see why. 459 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,130 Adam Curry: After use the bags can be sealed and thrown in the 460 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:20,670 trash 461 00:26:20,969 --> 00:26:24,089 John C Dvorak: or thrown at someone. If roads will be 462 00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:25,919 clogged. There's no way you can get out there's going to be a 463 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,499 disaster. I will just get into the into the Chrysler Building 464 00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:31,320 Adam Curry: to occupy the Clintons. When I met the Queen I 465 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,730 curtsied. I bet you did. 466 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,700 John C Dvorak: And he's injecting babies fetuses into 467 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:39,840 his bloodstream in Switzerland killed in a shark attack. When 468 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,440 he says folks that would be the key word for the message sell 469 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,700 your liver gerrymandering isn't in the constitution. So 470 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:51,510 Adam Curry: as a special treat for those listening in on the 471 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:54,090 podcast version of the show, and let's face it, that's the 472 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:57,930 majority you're hearing a portion of the pre show that you 473 00:26:57,930 --> 00:27:02,250 got on the stream because I'm we're moving today we have 474 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:06,810 movers everywhere. So I will have no opportunity to edit a 475 00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:10,020 fancy little quote at the beginning of the show. So I'm 476 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:14,220 recording now directly the mp3 and request to human resources 477 00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:17,640 in the chat room. Please record a backup in case something 478 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,030 happens if some jabroni here would pull the power then the 479 00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:24,360 recording would be interrupted and since it's not lossless it 480 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:30,240 would be a broken recording this concludes your emergency 481 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:30,930 information 482 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:43,920 John C Dvorak: Band Aid broadcasts on the curry 483 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:51,690 emergency Broadcasting Network yeah really panic Do not panic 484 00:27:51,930 --> 00:27:52,860 Adam Curry: all as well. 485 00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:09,810 John C Dvorak: Oh that's interesting ending 486 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:14,850 Adam Curry: it you you crapped out what do you say? 487 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,000 John C Dvorak: I crapped out Yeah, hit it. 488 00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:23,460 Adam Curry: The recording goes so recording has started for 489 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:27,180 those of you listening to the podcast this is another show 490 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:31,020 done with minimal resources so we cannot edit after the fact 491 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,500 what you hear is what you get and remember if you see 492 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:43,530 something say something I got a a nice note from a guy said I 493 00:28:43,530 --> 00:28:48,420 love it love it when you play the the unedited although we 494 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:54,240 never edit these from the opera now podcast he was totally 495 00:28:54,270 --> 00:29:01,380 getting off on the fat bitch just goes to show we please all 496 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,100 sorts here 497 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,930 John C Dvorak: Well, I guess that's my cue. Here it 498 00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:30,780 Unknown: is. No conflict. 499 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,640 No conference conference 500 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:35,550 John C Dvorak: said to invigorate the Chi. 501 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,660 Adam Curry: He's like, shut up, shut up, shut up. You be quiet 502 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:41,250 and the guy goes, you don't own me. 503 00:29:41,550 --> 00:29:44,400 John C Dvorak: Like he just was looking. I was just looking. I 504 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,070 don't know. You look too much like Qaddafi. They'll catch you 505 00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:49,740 and shoot you and just called Jenny 506 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,910 Unknown: angula Unless you change a treaty if you let us 507 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,090 sodomized farm animals 508 00:29:57,210 --> 00:29:59,700 John C Dvorak: to call drawn US Senator Rand let him let it 509 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:03,210 land. Nobody there at all like it's like a lost or lost puppy 510 00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:06,630 and keep put a bunch of gear and crazy things in there that that 511 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:10,320 you know, says weird stuff on like, you know, thermal imager 512 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,810 and it's got like some crazy circuit in there. It's really an 513 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:17,340 old, you know, Z 80 computer or something. That's the stupidest 514 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:20,880 idea I've ever heard. Well, you haven't had anything bad happen. 515 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,860 Right, right. And the rock must be working 516 00:30:23,610 --> 00:30:27,180 Unknown: napkin Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. So 517 00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:29,520 John C Dvorak: these are the experts running our country. 518 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,580 Adam Curry: T MTV awards, the terrorist Music Television 519 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,600 Awards. Yeah, 520 00:30:33,630 --> 00:30:36,210 John C Dvorak: there's our opportunity. The opportunity to 521 00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:40,050 play Al Jazeera would pick it up in a minute that's not a great 522 00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:43,290 question. These dogs are trained to lie 523 00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:44,910 Unknown: can people play along at home? 524 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,950 John C Dvorak: This show is the worst ever 525 00:30:47,850 --> 00:30:50,370 Adam Curry: No wonder people don't want to help us out they 526 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:50,580 look 527 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,750 John C Dvorak: back on 528 00:30:54,810 --> 00:30:56,760 Unknown: the whole thing it didn't they were on the ground 529 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,720 boots on the ground 530 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:04,530 Adam Curry: because everyone knows on these live shows I have 531 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:08,550 to I can't hit record and I can't do transferring and 532 00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:14,100 editing so they get the little pre stream that goes with it 533 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,250 okay, I think we can try it 534 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:23,760 Hello, 535 00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:27,750 John C Dvorak: yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no little piece of paper. 536 00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:29,250 Alright, hit it. 537 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:36,720 Adam Curry: Bird here is working good. Anyone out there listening 538 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,120 to us on the stream please make sure we have the backup 539 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,870 recording because you never know. Small production notice 540 00:31:42,870 --> 00:31:51,780 here zip Did you hear the fat lady John Elway you hear the fat 541 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:52,230 bitch 542 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,420 John C Dvorak: yes was playing my my my slide was okay 543 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,870 Adam Curry: maybe you're just doing out of your own accord I 544 00:32:00,870 --> 00:32:01,260 don't know. 545 00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:04,860 John C Dvorak: I'm crazy. Hell yeah 546 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,090 Adam Curry: so once again worried about 400 kilobits up 547 00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:16,560 400 kilobits down 548 00:32:17,910 --> 00:32:20,580 John C Dvorak: I can barely you're breaking up constantly 549 00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:23,520 Adam Curry: you know what you don't need to hear me I have 550 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,660 nothing important to say 551 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:35,820 you know people keep telling Whoa. People keep telling us 552 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:38,070 there's something special we have to do with like locking 553 00:32:38,070 --> 00:32:41,130 some port down or something on Skype when we do this and I 554 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,990 never really understand what I'm supposed to do. 555 00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:48,150 John C Dvorak: You people need to give you step by step. Yeah. 556 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:51,030 Adam Curry: Well, I can't really jack into this router here. So 557 00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:54,690 if I have to close some ports here that's just not possible. 558 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:03,330 Anyway it is what it is. 559 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,880 John C Dvorak: You got enough bandwidth it should be better. 560 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,180 Unknown: No, I don't really have enough bandwidth. 561 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,650 John C Dvorak: You I need 50 kilobits on on Skype. 562 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,440 Adam Curry: Well, it also depends on the Cinco Demayo ship 563 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:29,520 missed it. You distracted me good. It also depends on the 564 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,560 number of hops and stuff like that 565 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:49,980 Did you listen to the last show? 566 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,730 John C Dvorak: Listen to the last show. Ya know I was on it. 567 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,110 No, I was on the last show. 568 00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:00,570 Adam Curry: Yes, I remember that part. I was just wondering 569 00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:05,490 because at the near the second half of the show I enabled the 570 00:34:05,490 --> 00:34:08,580 noise gate because there was no more wind and I thought it 571 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,620 sounds but I think it sounds better when you don't hear the 572 00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:15,150 background when it's just us. Just wondering if you had an 573 00:34:15,150 --> 00:34:20,610 opinion. Okay. But won't make any difference now will it? 574 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,990 John C Dvorak: Doesn't sound like he's gonna make a lot of 575 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:29,460 difference right 576 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:07,620 Adam Curry: I like it where half the chat room says they're 577 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:10,140 sparking up a bowl the other half says that just took some 578 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:13,020 magic mushrooms people get really ready for the show, don't 579 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:13,260 they? 580 00:35:15,089 --> 00:35:16,019 John C Dvorak: That's pretty cool. 581 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:21,179 Adam Curry: Yeah, just forget to donate. That's the problem. No 582 00:35:21,179 --> 00:35:22,349 loving today 583 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:32,700 for those of you expecting to hear a snappy opening on the 584 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:36,930 show, this is one of those remote location shows. So we 585 00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:40,860 just start recording somewhere during Libby shots. And you just 586 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:44,430 have to live with it. Sometimes people like that so this is what 587 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:50,940 you're normally missing. Save the cargo captain. Is what 588 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,970 you're normally missing during the freestream of the program 589 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,470 Yes, quality indeed. I know that the listeners can afford to 590 00:36:04,470 --> 00:36:07,680 donate because they're spending it all on LSD quite aware. 591 00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:31,980 Unknown: Ha ha ha ha 592 00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:41,760 John C Dvorak: okay, hit it. 593 00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:43,680 Adam Curry: Mic check MIC CHECK 594 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,560 John C Dvorak: Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. I'm 595 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,370 gonna roofie you roofie you but he's dealing with Arabic on your 596 00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:54,360 machines. What is this world coming to your mentally ill 597 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,450 lady? I don't know why these things are dry. I think 598 00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:01,230 somebody's listening to our show. I will not use that word 599 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:05,610 or ginormous Don't spit on me bro. Or I'll drone you. You need 600 00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:08,550 an axe very expensive blasting cap. It could have been a guy 601 00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:11,190 from Silicon Valley but it looked like in a Ranga Tang 602 00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:17,670 Adam Curry: wearing a hazmat suit, 603 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:20,790 John C Dvorak: I'm dead. Don't make this stuff too hotter or 604 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:24,240 melt the bag. Take a picture of the chicken and send it to 605 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:27,540 Fresno State. I shot this was disturbing. 606 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,060 Unknown: Oh paper for you. No bagels no paper Shut up. 607 00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:35,580 John C Dvorak: We rock maestro John C Dvorak slide whistle but 608 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,860 as a simple fact that's the way the government can control the 609 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:41,130 population. She's got the right look and feel we are happy no 610 00:37:41,130 --> 00:37:49,410 agenda slaves have done nothing but annoy the public China food 611 00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:53,880 safer than us food. I swallowed the slide whistle 612 00:37:54,089 --> 00:37:56,369 Unknown: curry. This gave me a good stock tip. This 613 00:37:56,370 --> 00:37:58,770 John C Dvorak: is great. This thing's positioned to go up. I'm 614 00:37:58,770 --> 00:38:02,160 gonna make a killing. Who is this idiot? Turned out that 615 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,070 being a podcaster it means you're clinically insane. What 616 00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:09,300 is wrong with the BBC that they can't vet some guy like this. 617 00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:13,320 This is just asking for trouble. I was keep a bottle of helium in 618 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,640 the house. It makes your skin crawl. You guys are awesome. And 619 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,220 make me feel a little more saying when you go off about the 620 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:24,000 news and other BS it's constantly waved in our faces. 621 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:29,100 Unknown: God do tongue like a 622 00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:32,550 John C Dvorak: horse. I'm gonna go bite face. Yeah, you're fully 623 00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:36,180 crap. You're watching too much CNN to catch this. And a cute 624 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:39,480 girl and Russia's KGB. I don't know why it doesn't make sense 625 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,930 to me. Never appeal a hard boiled egg again, 626 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:46,500 Adam Curry: the University of Nebraska's drone journalism 627 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,430 experiment. 628 00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:51,510 John C Dvorak: What? What about me? I want to work on a cool 629 00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:53,130 unmanned plane to 630 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,830 Unknown: Hey, you want to fly whistle in the camp 631 00:38:56,130 --> 00:38:58,230 John C Dvorak: on the grounds that he actually made contact 632 00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:01,560 with the remains of an ancient shipwreck while on the lunar 633 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,340 surface? Yeah, I saw climate change in action last night. We 634 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:07,470 got how many people got working here they're gonna come in and 635 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,050 do a salary survey we got to find something else to do to 636 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,640 justify the bull crap jobs. 637 00:39:12,930 --> 00:39:15,630 Adam Curry: So roll tape roll yeah and then but you know we 638 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:18,420 still have to start you know the way that what people never hear 639 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:19,020 on the show. 640 00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:23,160 John C Dvorak: Oh, yeah, yeah, whatever that means hit it. 641 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:27,390 Adam Curry: Five adult fun I had to do to blurring it would have 642 00:39:27,390 --> 00:39:30,420 been so much easier. Have you hugged a Muslim today? 643 00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:34,440 John C Dvorak: AJC? Stop uploading porn. After seven 644 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:41,220 become here, My knee hurts. It's a wet state. It's soaking. Hey 645 00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:41,670 kid, 646 00:39:41,790 --> 00:39:46,260 Adam Curry: your pig looks delicious. Adam and Mickey broke 647 00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:49,710 theirs I can't refute 648 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:54,120 John C Dvorak: the show them your pathetic little trailer? 649 00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:58,200 Yeah, it can be a butchered winter. I just grew hair in my 650 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,070 eyes. 651 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:02,490 Adam Curry: This Is Taylor Swift? I'm like the canary in 652 00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:03,480 the coal mine here. 653 00:40:04,170 --> 00:40:08,310 John C Dvorak: Well, yeah, some Tonkin that sticks out of the 654 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:08,580 mouth. 655 00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:14,339 Adam Curry: I gotta get me some of this. But will it make the 656 00:40:14,339 --> 00:40:15,449 collapse easier? 657 00:40:16,049 --> 00:40:19,889 John C Dvorak: Oh, yeah. In the water. It's not enough and it 658 00:40:19,889 --> 00:40:24,089 will do nothing. A night. No, it's early morning here but what 659 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:26,549 the heck is the weekend and I don't get it arrived throughout 660 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:29,039 the week Zuk Zuk Zuk 661 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,950 Adam Curry: they are gonna get you Vladimir, I'm gonna get you. 662 00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:37,950 Drone Smackdown we gotta go to a break. These people are just 663 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:41,250 human pin cushions for the United Nations. I think it's a 664 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:44,520 new use for rupees. That's our slogan for today, John, 665 00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:47,490 eventually, everyone gets everyone gets tased 666 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,200 John C Dvorak: I don't know about your flag. But I wouldn't 667 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,440 mind seeing your pole. fighting a losing cause my friend a 668 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:57,930 losing cause. Hello, me to share an incident from a few weeks 669 00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:01,410 back. I love it. You can deconstruct the mass mis 670 00:41:01,410 --> 00:41:05,850 education machine. The popular lap dog media which keeps 671 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:09,570 begging for biscuits from the two corporate Wings of our one 672 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:14,130 party system. A quiet Golden Girls get together with your 673 00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:17,550 dead body in the middle. She's pregnant and doesn't know how to 674 00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:18,840 tell the parents. 675 00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:22,199 Adam Curry: We had a drone strike in America. There's 676 00:41:22,199 --> 00:41:24,809 nothing I love more than you topping me. Just saying 677 00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:27,000 John C Dvorak: they're idiots. Okay, well, why are they patting 678 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,380 down that old woman and that old man that guy's 90? are 679 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:34,800 Unknown: a bunch of mainstream media watching moron. 680 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:37,500 John C Dvorak: What about Burton? Ernie, they've always 681 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:45,210 been gay. Hey, there, boy, come pick up my bags. If I was the 682 00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:49,800 owner is tyrannical government. I do it. Who doesn't like to pee 683 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,160 in the shower. 684 00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:54,000 Unknown: This is not the kind of world that I want us to be in. 685 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:54,900 It's about 686 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:58,020 John C Dvorak: sharing. It's about sharing, you know. 687 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,540 Adam Curry: soaked nuts. Everyone's now putting their 688 00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:06,600 kids in front of cameras and microphones and like getting 689 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,130 them to say things like this. 690 00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:12,480 John C Dvorak: Yeah, you just get it out of the air the 691 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:17,700 energies around you, man. It's around you. Calgary HERE I COME 692 00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:20,520 literal 78 on there and you crank it up and you listen to 693 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,450 black crows. 694 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:24,690 Adam Curry: We're proud of being the bullies of the world. Okay, 695 00:42:24,690 --> 00:42:25,560 that's what we do. 696 00:42:26,070 --> 00:42:30,090 John C Dvorak: I do the best I can. On the water. They give me 697 00:42:30,510 --> 00:42:38,010 an interesting A, B, C, D, E, E, D, C, B A. It's time to invest 698 00:42:38,010 --> 00:42:44,760 in you know what? Cat food? Shut up already. It's Solus deer 699 00:42:44,790 --> 00:42:49,710 antler spray. Are you on the browser on the browser check. 700 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,830 Adam Curry: out there's doping going on in the in the sport of 701 00:42:55,830 --> 00:42:59,670 curling? What? Yeah, you know that thing where they toss it 702 00:42:59,670 --> 00:42:59,910 all 703 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:05,100 John C Dvorak: pumped up on? Where's my book? So much more 704 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:09,810 than a podcast? I like it. Only Amiga makes it possible. 705 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,130 already. 706 00:43:11,430 --> 00:43:13,290 Adam Curry: I'm sure you haven't read this so I show well, 707 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:14,130 brother. 708 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,900 John C Dvorak: It sounds right. This sounds 709 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,140 Unknown: sounds right. I mean that sounds like it's right. 710 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,020 John C Dvorak: Elbows LIS suck that I don't know that they were 711 00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:24,780 drinking I think they were smoking dope. It is my fault. I 712 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:29,310 feel bad now. Personally, I think Bitcoin is the beanie 713 00:43:29,310 --> 00:43:37,020 babies of currency. Basically what are you kidding me? What is 714 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:41,310 kind of a pitch is this I urge you Ethiopian girls are hungry 715 00:43:41,310 --> 00:43:42,030 all the time. 716 00:43:44,430 --> 00:43:46,710 Adam Curry: Well, then I'll just play a little sequence. Oh, we 717 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:50,550 haven't done the ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your 718 00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:55,470 nation, National Anthem and you may sing along as usual. 719 00:43:57,030 --> 00:44:13,200 Unknown: Good to be human resources as in all lessons from 720 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,760 getting us to where 721 00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:24,840 we are have a strategy 722 00:44:34,650 --> 00:44:40,650 legacy media. If you wake up with the blues, Jennifer, you'll 723 00:44:40,650 --> 00:44:45,000 gain good news. There's one thing you must remember no 724 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,260 agenda in the morning. For a healthy balanced news diet. Try 725 00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:56,790 no agenda show.com Mac and cheese mac and cheese by iron 726 00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:57,270 Rand 727 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,720 Adam Curry: Is fluoride in your protection for you know the 728 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:06,360 police state stock up on mac and cheese? 729 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:09,750 John C Dvorak: Take your money out of the bank, put it in the 730 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:15,090 mattress immediately old and witty bedroom barroom and smoker 731 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:15,990 Dipsy doodles. 732 00:45:16,230 --> 00:45:19,350 Unknown: Oh my god, do you dog you 733 00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:23,760 John C Dvorak: are old friends sexy. We got to reunite these 734 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,820 countries put the Disneyland in there and just go have some fun. 735 00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:31,410 Adam Curry: Whoa 800 million just for.mil tasty new 736 00:45:31,410 --> 00:45:35,130 John C Dvorak: weed. I had this Java Script thing get keeps 737 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,670 interfering with my show. It's going to create a nuclear 738 00:45:38,670 --> 00:45:42,540 winter. Because if you think there's a problem, you cap stay 739 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:45,930 on your side of the street and smile. Please, can you peel me 740 00:45:45,930 --> 00:45:46,770 another grape? 741 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,980 Adam Curry: You don't know how to use the shells. 742 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,740 John C Dvorak: Shells. All you guys are just a bunch of 743 00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:54,000 skeptics jerk offs. 744 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:57,810 Adam Curry: We make stuff that goes on to stuff that kill 745 00:45:57,810 --> 00:46:01,800 stuff. That should be their slogan, Microsoft. It's finger 746 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,370 friendly. 747 00:46:04,110 --> 00:46:07,530 John C Dvorak: Let me see if I have any in the cupboard. We do 748 00:46:07,530 --> 00:46:12,810 not do discounts on down. Alright, are you ready? Give it 749 00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:17,580 a good spin. Hello stolen code. The theme of the talk show is 750 00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:20,880 legally drunk. And every time they catch him doing something 751 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:26,160 like that he gets another star believable. You can't do that. 752 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,490 Adam Curry: And then you can have like 50 Stupidity terror 753 00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:32,160 strikes you every single week could be like dead from like 754 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,800 people like blown Stock Exchange. Crash our entire 755 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,380 economy has been no money coming to the ATMs. Who's freaking out 756 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:40,500 ma'am. Hey, do this move. Hey, we have this trade a little bit 757 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,420 of a security for liberty or whatever. I don't care if we 758 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,280 can't do this. What is an artisan 759 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:45,990 John C Dvorak: your guys who make pots 760 00:46:46,290 --> 00:46:47,310 Unknown: and bear is close to 761 00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:50,670 John C Dvorak: your mac and cheese? Oh, let's get some mac 762 00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:54,090 and cheese. Special execute anyone at her own will 763 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:58,380 Adam Curry: like to read Ed Glenn Greenwald is out there and 764 00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,340 he's the hitman. 765 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,460 John C Dvorak: It's the continuum. What I thought was a 766 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:07,110 snide style. Adam curry, John C. Devorah. 767 00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:09,480 Unknown: Adam curry, John C. Devorah. 768 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:12,690 John C Dvorak: You could be pre diabesity I guess what we're 769 00:47:12,690 --> 00:47:16,560 going to do this weekend. Holy crap. You mean they even believe 770 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,920 that stupid old book. Oh my gosh. Oh, 771 00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:23,940 Unknown: poor guru. They can't do anything because the 772 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,230 government doesn't make him. 773 00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:30,510 John C Dvorak: She is such a douche and an idiot. I'm in the 774 00:47:30,510 --> 00:47:35,190 demo. We can't afford to do this show. You were 775 00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:37,770 Adam Curry: the crocs me with the dress. Oh, it's those guys. 776 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,420 They know what's going on there. So hip. 777 00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:43,080 John C Dvorak: Turn around, make a U turn make a U turn make a U 778 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:47,970 turn. I hate Tokyo and the portions are so small. Why would 779 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:51,060 they not be lap dogs? They've been our lap dogs as Tony Blair 780 00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:55,470 is all a great idea. I'm sitting here in the back of the class 781 00:47:55,470 --> 00:47:59,490 I'm going to make a meme. They talk about it quite a bit. But 782 00:47:59,490 --> 00:48:02,010 the one you want to listen to is the girl on LG zero. 783 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:03,750 Unknown: Yeah 784 00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:10,680 John C Dvorak: I did my part I texted 1010 And I went over 785 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,570 there I went in somebody's pockets it 786 00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:40,590 Unknown: gender no 787 00:48:53,670 --> 00:48:55,740 he's awesome keys Tony Stark. 788 00:48:56,070 --> 00:48:58,560 Adam Curry: It is only a question of time when popular 789 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,680 self government will be impossible and will be succeeded 790 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:07,350 by chaos and finally a dictatorship. Hello 2013 791 00:49:09,090 --> 00:49:12,990 John C Dvorak: I don't want to build a raspberry pie. Audrey is 792 00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:14,130 doing yeah 793 00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:21,570 Adam Curry: he's vaped himself off of Skype. 794 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,300 John C Dvorak: And then she found that she was the spawn of 795 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:29,970 Satan. Straight from receipt. Here she is Raven give it up. 796 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,800 Unknown: The firewall says 797 00:49:35,310 --> 00:49:39,270 John C Dvorak: what is cyber? Is that what you want? Oh, dude, we 798 00:49:39,270 --> 00:49:44,010 did this. I'm great. I will hope everybody listens to me. Oh, 799 00:49:44,070 --> 00:49:48,870 everybody has their own taste. When Puff the Magic Dragon shows 800 00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:51,780 up then I'll listen to your crappy argument. I don't think 801 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:59,640 you should be shooting up MSG. Hit it. Anyone ever gets caught 802 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,490 with a hook caresses should have plenty of people on the plane 803 00:50:02,490 --> 00:50:04,560 were really annoyed with me playing this harmonica. 804 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:16,410 Adam Curry: It was a dark, dark November day. It was a Sunday in 805 00:50:16,410 --> 00:50:22,770 November DeVore. Ek was back in California. I am curry in Texas. 806 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,450 But the prognosis was not good. 807 00:50:27,450 --> 00:50:29,670 John C Dvorak: That's funny because that relates to a clip I 808 00:50:29,670 --> 00:50:30,150 have. 809 00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:31,950 Adam Curry: Oh, really well, then I'll keep this one handy, 810 00:50:31,950 --> 00:50:34,530 just in case. And we're good to go. 811 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,480 John C Dvorak: Although your thing that's a little more 812 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,880 dramatic tonight minds were subtle, but anyway, hit it. 813 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:43,080 Unknown: Well hit hit a jagged, jagged, juga. Mainstream flux. 814 00:50:44,490 --> 00:50:47,010 John C Dvorak: Were both criss crossing Manhattan between the 815 00:50:47,010 --> 00:50:50,580 UN and the global Clinton initiative. But I don't think we 816 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,970 were ever in the same place at the same time until the end of 817 00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:58,470 the day. That's often how it is during un week. 818 00:50:58,649 --> 00:51:00,509 Adam Curry: That sounds like a horrible life. 819 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:03,270 Unknown: Adam curry John C. Devora. 820 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,850 Doing happy happy trigger 821 00:51:08,850 --> 00:51:10,260 Adam Curry: finger. I'm just happy to see you. 822 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,720 John C Dvorak: Mm hmm. All right. I'm ready. Hit it. 823 00:51:13,230 --> 00:51:14,310 Adam Curry: Do you have everything? Do you have a 824 00:51:14,310 --> 00:51:16,650 spreadsheet? If your lunch money? 825 00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:18,360 John C Dvorak: I get no lunch money. 826 00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:22,110 Unknown: It's someone steal your lunch money? 827 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,570 John C Dvorak: No, I didn't get any. I forgot that. I left it at 828 00:51:24,570 --> 00:51:28,350 home, bro. It's not right here. Well, isn't it take it as truth. 829 00:51:28,350 --> 00:51:29,070 They take it as true. 830 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:32,130 Adam Curry: Take it as truth. Truth destroyed, destroyed 831 00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:35,490 computers, destroy computers. Were really a comedy show. 832 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,410 John C Dvorak: This news is funny. And it's lame. It's just 833 00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:46,920 lame. Yeah, do shut up. You do what you got to do. Hey, do Did 834 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:52,770 you see my cooking? I'm sure at one cookie. It's time for the 835 00:51:52,770 --> 00:51:58,590 thought. No, I'm always confused. Adam curry, John C. 836 00:51:58,590 --> 00:51:59,250 Dvorak. 837 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,760 Unknown: I'm sorry. Sorry. 838 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,050 John C Dvorak: What was that 839 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,530 Adam Curry: was a mistake. I messed it up. All right. Give me 840 00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:08,160 another cue. 841 00:52:09,930 --> 00:52:14,190 John C Dvorak: Gen nine hit it. The Chinese disaster of 2030 I 842 00:52:14,190 --> 00:52:16,350 Adam Curry: don't know Chinese population disaster of 843 00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:17,760 2030 2030. 844 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,790 John C Dvorak: I do have a little entre Mall. We've been 845 00:52:20,790 --> 00:52:24,360 here six years. We're married. We got two kids. I will not get 846 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,690 a fair trial in the United States. But wait a minute, let 847 00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:31,080 me change my icon. So I reflect to you my sympathy with the 848 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,640 Ukrainians. I can't with authority answer that question. 849 00:52:38,370 --> 00:52:40,140 Adam Curry: All right, give me another crude. Another cue. 850 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:48,030 John C Dvorak: Hit it. Enough rain stick for today. I just 851 00:52:48,030 --> 00:52:51,150 can't see you on a skateboard. Yeah, they gotta wipe these 852 00:52:51,150 --> 00:52:51,840 people out. 853 00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:53,490 Unknown: I don't care. 854 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,450 John C Dvorak: Why is anyone wasting their time? Under any 855 00:52:57,450 --> 00:53:01,470 circumstances? Well, I see the fat lady has done so hit it 856 00:53:10,650 --> 00:53:15,510 it should have or AB hello 857 00:53:23,610 --> 00:53:24,930 Unknown: it's a Clydesdale, 858 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,380 John C Dvorak: I gotta take a dump. I don't have the permit. 859 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:33,000 Unknown: How very DARE YOU Glenn. I'm gonna show my son 860 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,330 moved by Jonah to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could 861 00:53:36,330 --> 00:53:38,070 do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun 862 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,550 Adam Curry: Well, now I know what triggers my Tourette's 863 00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:51,570 John C Dvorak: this stuff was still listening. 864 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,840 Adam Curry: Yeah, I think so. I think I think especially in the 865 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,740 car where you can crank it up? Yeah, I believe so. I mean, as 866 00:53:58,740 --> 00:54:01,590 I'm listening to it, I'm thinking oh, yeah, I remember 867 00:54:01,590 --> 00:54:05,190 that. Oh, yes. And a lot of these openings I do not remember 868 00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:05,520 at 869 00:54:05,670 --> 00:54:08,520 John C Dvorak: all to remember almost all of them I will say 870 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,160 this we should have done the donation segment at the very 871 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:15,570 beginning of the show. DO need support every time we do these 872 00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:19,020 things and people have to know that but if they're not 873 00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:22,140 listening, they're not going to know it. I feel bad now that 874 00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:26,340 Adam Curry: I have a feeling people will listen to it. It 875 00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:26,880 means not. 876 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:29,790 John C Dvorak: I would like them to put a note in their donation 877 00:54:29,820 --> 00:54:32,850 put a note with your donation or any amount of work that org 878 00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:38,160 slash and a put a note saying that you heard me say this. Some 879 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,190 some reference. I heard I went halfway through this thing. I 880 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,570 was listening, John, 881 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,510 Adam Curry: the Powerball number is sent me wrong. The Wrong 882 00:54:45,510 --> 00:54:51,300 number is 17. But that ends all right, well, we put 883 00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:52,740 John C Dvorak: it out because there are a lot of people, by 884 00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:55,890 the way, donate after last show and they'll be put together on 885 00:54:55,890 --> 00:54:57,540 the Sunday show. So you all get mentioned Yeah, 886 00:54:57,570 --> 00:54:59,880 Adam Curry: we'll have a super long we'll have two donations 887 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,430 that Minutes on Sunday. Looking forward to that we again thank 888 00:55:02,430 --> 00:55:06,240 rich Kony, we're gonna get back into it with the rest of our no 889 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:09,840 agenda openings up to 1400 Which of course, leaves room for a 890 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,350 future episode, we take it all the way into the 1500s. And as a 891 00:55:13,350 --> 00:55:19,950 reminder, you need to support the show go to wcco.org/and a. 892 00:55:20,190 --> 00:55:24,180 Now back to the openings Transnistria or trans mystery. 893 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:24,930 Which one is it? 894 00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:27,480 John C Dvorak: Why would she kill him after the election? Oh, 895 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,810 it's the vote. And I'm old enough I'll be lifting the skirt 896 00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:32,790 with my cane. The name 897 00:55:32,790 --> 00:55:35,010 Adam Curry: of the song Jimmy Osmonds hit I 898 00:55:36,150 --> 00:55:38,610 John C Dvorak: if they were smart. Who are these people? 899 00:55:38,610 --> 00:55:43,830 Kidding? I got a weapon right here. You can eat the wall. 900 00:55:44,070 --> 00:55:46,980 Whatever the police tell you to do a news organization do it. 901 00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:48,870 Unknown: Ah 902 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,860 Adam Curry: What a pleasant surprise. I'm all wet. That 903 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,690 claimed internet pioneer. 904 00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:00,900 John C Dvorak: Big Bang Theory. Are you kidding me? Who cares? 905 00:56:01,230 --> 00:56:06,450 Kind of gruesome? Yeah, a4 paper is ugly. Wrote the speed limit 906 00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:08,160 broke the speed limit broke the speed limit. 907 00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:11,189 Adam Curry: The titles look good enough. Do you open on the top 908 00:56:11,189 --> 00:56:14,279 of the Kremlin? This is the voice of Russia. When we're in 909 00:56:14,279 --> 00:56:17,879 trouble. I expect help from the chat room. The guy who made the 910 00:56:17,879 --> 00:56:19,769 quatro Latino district. 911 00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:25,320 John C Dvorak: I have to admit I listen to each show repeatedly. 912 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:31,530 Probably for full time start to finish. Wow. Well, things move 913 00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:37,110 fast in this world. It's karula sade Wally Kerak. Wha 914 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,070 Unknown: dad do I have to own dad do I have to 915 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,710 Adam curry, John C Devorah. 916 00:56:43,710 --> 00:56:46,710 Adam Curry: Squirrels are winning the cyber war. So we 917 00:56:46,710 --> 00:56:48,330 blew up the Brotherhood pipeline. 918 00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:51,810 John C Dvorak: They even know how to hold a taco give in 919 00:56:51,810 --> 00:56:53,130 citizen given 920 00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:55,560 Unknown: I think you've I didn't quite say I think you've outed 921 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:58,260 Tim Cook. Islamic state that was 922 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:01,560 John C Dvorak: another wife on Friday night information 923 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,850 competition with double a fuel dragsters going against money 924 00:57:05,850 --> 00:57:06,600 cars. 925 00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,970 Adam Curry: Good to see everybody who loves God in 926 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:12,060 different ways killing each other. Good work, everybody. I 927 00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:15,030 love how he hasn't Silicon Valley thing. Right? Right. 928 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:21,120 Right. oxidated silver, we can sell that on the show. Yeah. And 929 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,320 what? What did you use for bait? As plumb upon the perfect 930 00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:29,100 John C Dvorak: shakin and bacon in that thing. I have tech news. 931 00:57:29,130 --> 00:57:31,770 You have tech news, John. I actually have tech news. I have 932 00:57:31,770 --> 00:57:35,970 a clip. It was disgusting. I had to turn the show off. Ahmed 933 00:57:35,970 --> 00:57:38,850 swallow the key. It's all corrupt. Sorry. 934 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,130 Adam Curry: I wish he would have done that. Now. I just sound 935 00:57:41,130 --> 00:57:42,180 like a stooge, 936 00:57:42,450 --> 00:57:46,200 John C Dvorak: blind and or asleep to grow pot. That's what 937 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,900 a greenhouse is for. Look at me. Boom. 938 00:57:49,290 --> 00:57:51,210 Adam Curry: Any other intro? Was that good enough? is good 939 00:57:51,210 --> 00:57:53,910 John C Dvorak: enough? And I went Oh, wow. He said, Oh, wow. 940 00:57:53,910 --> 00:57:55,590 Oh, man. 941 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,570 Adam Curry: It's a cute ESL bonanza. 942 00:57:57,930 --> 00:57:59,850 John C Dvorak: It's a big deal your 50th birthday. And so they 943 00:57:59,850 --> 00:58:01,470 people wanted to chime in on it. 944 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,990 Unknown: Come on. We've seen this. The most sophisticated 945 00:58:03,990 --> 00:58:05,100 terrorist group we've ever seen. 946 00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:07,410 John C Dvorak: bayonets. $1 947 00:58:08,130 --> 00:58:10,710 Adam Curry: Do you do you subscribe to our magazine. And 948 00:58:10,710 --> 00:58:14,310 that's the story. It's the same outfits the same costumes. 949 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:18,390 John C Dvorak: Here's some good crap going on that you weren't 950 00:58:18,390 --> 00:58:21,750 paying any attention to apparently, I can jump in and F 951 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:25,650 16 and take off. And you gotta have a positive attitude. 952 00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:29,370 Unknown: You really weren't precede me as 953 00:58:29,670 --> 00:58:33,030 Adam Curry: what's the worst that could happen? For making 954 00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:36,240 these choices? I gotta go see this guy. Who does he think he 955 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:40,380 is? Oh, it's the mouse guy. flash flash flash. Everyone 956 00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:41,850 looks like a douchebag now. 957 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:44,490 John C Dvorak: Hey, good to see ya. 958 00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:47,490 Adam Curry: Excuse me. If we're talking about the quarantine 959 00:58:47,490 --> 00:58:49,200 from Ebola, not haircuts. 960 00:58:49,470 --> 00:58:53,040 John C Dvorak: Me on stupendous. These women don't listen to the 961 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:56,460 show. You guys are kinda entertaining, but I'm out. 962 00:58:56,670 --> 00:58:59,880 Throttle them. Let's throttle them. Let's throttle them. I'm 963 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,580 not superstitious. Start the show over. I'm shaking in my 964 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:07,020 boots now. You probably stunk apparently. am an idiot. 965 00:59:07,350 --> 00:59:12,570 Absolutely. Let's get some dirt on this and show that it's bogus 966 00:59:13,290 --> 00:59:17,760 gas from us. But you also must buy a rug. A threatening note in 967 00:59:17,790 --> 00:59:20,970 broken English. Your baby in 968 00:59:20,970 --> 00:59:22,590 Adam Curry: an automatic chick magnet. 969 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:26,040 John C Dvorak: six pound rodents. What is he talking 970 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:30,450 about? You don't get a time out. Last minute Charlie works for 971 00:59:30,450 --> 00:59:32,790 me. And by the way, we should have mentioned the Chinese that 972 00:59:32,790 --> 00:59:36,540 if we get screwed. The whole world's economy collapses and 973 00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:40,140 they're screwed to get some rackets we can be some brackets. 974 00:59:40,470 --> 00:59:42,690 Let's just start booing and throwing paper balls at him. 975 00:59:42,870 --> 00:59:48,060 Hey, Bill, go drink some poop. That isn't really cool pictures. 976 00:59:48,060 --> 00:59:52,830 Are you just wow, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. 977 00:59:54,870 --> 00:59:59,460 Everyone turning us into Canadians. Chief conked out wait 978 00:59:59,460 --> 00:59:59,820 until the 979 00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:01,890 Adam Curry: tech Soil companies closed. There's gonna be hookers 980 01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:04,290 for 35 bucks. He's gonna be plenty of it. 981 01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:06,150 John C Dvorak: What is wrong with this idiot? 982 01:00:06,570 --> 01:00:08,250 Adam Curry: A withered old woman? 983 01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:12,269 John C Dvorak: Okay, we're taking it. We're stopping the 984 01:00:12,269 --> 01:00:15,809 show. And we're going to talk about this. And I've had people 985 01:00:15,809 --> 01:00:18,029 write in saying, yeah, guys full of crap. 986 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:21,210 Adam Curry: Hold on, he told us and then it happened. Oh my god. 987 01:00:21,210 --> 01:00:23,940 It's amazing how that works. It's bootstrapping on its own 988 01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:26,130 complexity in an exponential way. 989 01:00:26,309 --> 01:00:29,429 John C Dvorak: Okay, Google, so they call them ash. The big 990 01:00:29,429 --> 01:00:34,649 gash. This is designed for porn. Maybe she should have cried more 991 01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:43,079 is right now. Right? swamps. You'd go in pretty far with the 992 01:00:43,109 --> 01:00:47,219 with your hose. They don't know anything. They're idiots. 993 01:00:47,550 --> 01:00:48,840 Adam Curry: DC gay bar, 994 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:51,510 John C Dvorak: some skank from the hood. It's kind of like the 995 01:00:51,510 --> 01:00:55,890 herpes of computers. Where's the FBI? You'd like their arms 996 01:00:55,890 --> 01:00:58,590 straight down and they're still stiff and they're just 997 01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:02,220 Unknown: bugged? Guide? A little less jingles? Really? 998 01:01:02,430 --> 01:01:05,880 John C Dvorak: That's the kind of idiot she was. Everything 999 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,720 would would not even be an issue if we'd all go vegan. 1000 01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:12,150 Adam Curry: Well, this is an outrage. We have a master bomb 1001 01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:14,220 maker on the loose. Nothing says I'm 1002 01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:16,710 Unknown: Muslim like running around naked. But yeah, Austin 1003 01:01:16,710 --> 01:01:19,470 seems like a stretch. You wrote it down and 1004 01:01:19,470 --> 01:01:22,110 Adam Curry: you didn't catch yourself. Oh my god. That's a 1005 01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:23,220 Republican lesbian. 1006 01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:25,890 John C Dvorak: Baltimore's a shithole. Let's start with that. 1007 01:01:26,070 --> 01:01:31,290 Is that the most insulting thing he could do? It's crowd control. 1008 01:01:31,290 --> 01:01:32,910 Let's face it. That's what it amounts to 1009 01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:37,110 Adam Curry: eat bugs. Public Radio is ready for capitalism. 1010 01:01:37,499 --> 01:01:40,559 John C Dvorak: A you know and I think a lot of it has to do with 1011 01:01:40,559 --> 01:01:42,509 the texture of the meat and the flavor. 1012 01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:52,920 And so you buy these intangibles and you get nothing really? No, 1013 01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:54,000 that's not him. 1014 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:57,180 Adam Curry: I know a lot of really hot 65 year old women. 1015 01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:03,720 John C Dvorak: Fine. Yeah, no, it would. No. Yeah. No. No, but 1016 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:07,020 no, no. So this was the scam of the scams 1017 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,780 Adam Curry: or not. It's a sales job is discussing with these 1018 01:02:09,780 --> 01:02:11,100 people do and 1019 01:02:11,130 --> 01:02:12,540 John C Dvorak: just beat the crap out of him in the 1020 01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:19,320 courtroom. Nice. How about a big bouffant. The entire US Navy is 1021 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,090 running on XP on let's start a spy agency and play spy we can 1022 01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:27,870 all these cool spies. And you can look this up and oh no, yes, 1023 01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:29,220 Adam Curry: not the lesbians took over. 1024 01:02:33,270 --> 01:02:35,160 John C Dvorak: How long does it last? Well, as 1025 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,180 Adam Curry: long as there's mold. 1026 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:41,250 Unknown: There's always mold, right? But it's Adam curry, John 1027 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:42,240 C. Dvorak. But 1028 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,510 John C Dvorak: Mimi says that she saw a bald eagle flying 1029 01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:51,270 carrying a small kitten stardate 1414. Tonight the star will be 1030 01:02:51,270 --> 01:02:57,210 in the sky just above Venus. OK, Google. Ok. Google. OK, Google. 1031 01:02:57,450 --> 01:02:59,550 Unknown: Like why do you want to turn down 1032 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,880 John C Dvorak: the Queen and she has this rarer way of talking as 1033 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:10,440 a lot. Now I think I think I think 20 kids were killed. 1034 01:03:10,710 --> 01:03:14,610 Sounds like a war monger. If you asked me I don't know why. Why 1035 01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:18,510 is anybody know why anybody's liking this guy? I'm going to 1036 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:19,740 kill in place. 1037 01:03:20,010 --> 01:03:21,990 Adam Curry: Oh, that's very funny. Someone who's not a 1038 01:03:21,990 --> 01:03:24,060 scientist getting a scientist what to do. 1039 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:25,530 John C Dvorak: Now do you have shorter and if 1040 01:03:25,979 --> 01:03:29,699 Unknown: I wanted to cold cold for a meaningful conversation? I 1041 01:03:29,699 --> 01:03:30,899 might even have some nuts. 1042 01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:33,360 John C Dvorak: Who does these things at quarter to seven 1043 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:40,080 Adam Curry: swallowing and if I get a an electric car, I'll save 1044 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:44,040 the refugees or some crap like that. Wait a minute. One of the 1045 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,960 symptoms of the drug is you see the cat. 1046 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:48,480 John C Dvorak: Get back do what you're supposed to do slave 1047 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,760 right. I was trying to get you to go to bed with her. 1048 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:54,060 Adam Curry: Like feel a little slimy. I don't know. You never 1049 01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:57,360 you don't really feel a little dirty. Child abuse. I tell you 1050 01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:59,220 start over worst show ever. 1051 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:03,390 John C Dvorak: Oh, please. Yes just gets worse. Or you said I 1052 01:04:03,390 --> 01:04:06,930 can stop it whenever I want it. I've given it my location away. 1053 01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:13,440 Let's go. And you get to wear a tux and you get to look like 1054 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:18,840 James Bond. And I was stunned by this. Oh, that's his mic. I 1055 01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:22,740 think I think that's his mic. I didn't violate anything. You're 1056 01:04:22,740 --> 01:04:26,550 a boasting. Yeah. You're boasting a whole Yeah. 1057 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,400 Adam Curry: And we see the tents are burning tents are being 1058 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:29,910 burned 1059 01:04:30,330 --> 01:04:34,290 John C Dvorak: out. I wanna live lid. A lid. This is where 1060 01:04:34,290 --> 01:04:36,390 dancing slippers. Ham radio 1061 01:04:36,390 --> 01:04:38,160 Adam Curry: could save your life, man. It's not just a 1062 01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:44,070 hobby. I have the Fire TV Stick. No, ha. It's our buddy. 1063 01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:46,170 John C Dvorak: It'd be there for days trying to find your 1064 01:04:46,170 --> 01:04:51,930 passport. We are just inundated with propaganda that we're going 1065 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:56,550 to be attacked any minute. Yes, tape is running. Tape. Turkey's 1066 01:04:56,550 --> 01:04:58,560 long overdue for globalization. 1067 01:04:59,010 --> 01:05:01,740 Adam Curry: But who's that one? Got a hole. What do you think of 1068 01:05:01,740 --> 01:05:06,000 Megan's new hairdo with it kind of tied back? Love? Is that 1069 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,850 right before after my vape explodes and blows my teeth out? 1070 01:05:09,570 --> 01:05:14,520 Would you get this recipe? But the hookers have a certain walk. 1071 01:05:15,150 --> 01:05:19,830 Pull. Yeah, usually I'm just spinning. Yeah, I don't even 1072 01:05:19,830 --> 01:05:21,900 mean when you show up for a Christmas show. 1073 01:05:22,229 --> 01:05:25,379 John C Dvorak: You gotta show it's the bomb is the cat's butt. 1074 01:05:25,829 --> 01:05:28,049 chaps have more cheek than Kim Kardashian. 1075 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,960 Unknown: A when it comes to my bomb shelter kids. I got a 1076 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,670 really disturbing note on my door today. 1077 01:05:32,999 --> 01:05:35,489 John C Dvorak: You're not following the rules. The rules. 1078 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,820 Adam Curry: Jihad. Well, I 1079 01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:41,370 John C Dvorak: don't know if I if I should drop this bomb on 1080 01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:42,120 you now. 1081 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,540 Adam Curry: Very close. John. This is it. They finally got it 1082 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:48,960 out. 1083 01:05:49,740 --> 01:05:52,230 John C Dvorak: Oh, I didn't know this was gonna happen. 1084 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,440 Adam Curry: Google saving them. Keeping them all safe safe from 1085 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:59,250 bad website. What the hell was a cylinder of excellence? 1086 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,570 John C Dvorak: This is stupid as why? They're going nuts. Yeah, 1087 01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:05,820 they're going nuts. Yeah, they're going nuts. 1088 01:06:05,850 --> 01:06:09,330 Unknown: Yeah. Oh, honey, can you get the Viagra vape I'm 1089 01:06:09,330 --> 01:06:11,490 ready. Wiki wiki wiki 1090 01:06:11,790 --> 01:06:14,790 John C Dvorak: to me is the handshake of the devil. So how 1091 01:06:14,790 --> 01:06:16,500 can you cite no proof? 1092 01:06:16,770 --> 01:06:19,530 Adam Curry: I have a little thing little little package. A 1093 01:06:19,530 --> 01:06:20,220 man. 1094 01:06:21,210 --> 01:06:24,960 John C Dvorak: I'm hearing a ringing sound. It's always been 1095 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:28,140 that way. Tommy, you have to have radiation in your diet. 1096 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,570 Adam Curry: Radiation in your diet is fantastic. The 1097 01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:31,290 brainwashing 1098 01:06:31,290 --> 01:06:34,170 John C Dvorak: that's going on in this country is frightening. 1099 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,140 And I'm gonna predict prediction for the Red Book. You watch 1100 01:06:37,530 --> 01:06:39,390 Adam Curry: a report I saw he had no pants on. 1101 01:06:40,650 --> 01:06:43,980 John C Dvorak: Man, I'd be a lot different on this show. These 1102 01:06:43,980 --> 01:06:49,260 guys are in a bubble who need an E ticket for that. Here's how 1103 01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:51,870 I'd like to punish women first. I'd like to punch him in the 1104 01:06:51,870 --> 01:06:56,490 gut. What? We were doing it for you Obama. Are you 1105 01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:59,040 Adam Curry: really defending Ted Cruz? You know he's you know 1106 01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:00,120 he's anti Semite. 1107 01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:03,450 John C Dvorak: Plenty of stuff is stolen from us. I'm just 1108 01:07:03,450 --> 01:07:06,840 Unknown: going to leave this here in foil had conspiracy 1109 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,220 theory in truth 1110 01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:10,680 John C Dvorak: there. You're going to be at the bottom of the 1111 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,280 list. 1112 01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:14,970 Adam Curry: There will be no boots on the ground. Want to go 1113 01:07:14,970 --> 01:07:18,900 for a ride in the flivver what do we want to do at the end 1114 01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:19,320 here? 1115 01:07:19,710 --> 01:07:22,860 John C Dvorak: And I'll be talking about I match on the 1116 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:23,580 podcast. 1117 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,150 Adam Curry: Hello Donald is his blood. Blizzard and 1118 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:31,290 John C Dvorak: Blizzard HQ Soma. Take your pills be happy? 1119 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,360 Adam Curry: This Justin apparently records has been 1120 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,740 found. Calm, 1121 01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:37,350 John C Dvorak: calm, calm or tidge 1122 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:40,410 Adam Curry: You might have your furry friend microchip. Why not 1123 01:07:40,410 --> 01:07:40,950 your children? 1124 01:07:41,820 --> 01:07:46,200 John C Dvorak: Oh, Apple. It stinks. It's got this white goo 1125 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,320 and when you chew it it makes us squeaking sound 1126 01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:52,530 Adam Curry: isn't clear what I'm talking about here? Or am I way 1127 01:07:52,530 --> 01:07:55,110 off base like now you know it's a public poll. 1128 01:07:57,030 --> 01:08:00,030 Unknown: But it's great. Liberals are psychotic. 1129 01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:03,510 John C Dvorak: What car comes with a carburetor anymore? But I 1130 01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:06,900 think the car is a lizard. What are you talking about? Is there 1131 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:09,030 some gay app called atom to atom? 1132 01:08:09,330 --> 01:08:12,690 Adam Curry: Stop there for a second? Is that not the 1133 01:08:12,690 --> 01:08:14,490 definition of bigotry? 1134 01:08:15,030 --> 01:08:17,550 John C Dvorak: What is the point of this messaging it's bullcrap. 1135 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,640 torture, torture, torture everybody. A lot of them look 1136 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:24,030 like they put out are they doing it for people who are too stupid 1137 01:08:24,030 --> 01:08:28,020 to figure out how to listen to a podcast? Talking about overkill. 1138 01:08:28,290 --> 01:08:31,080 Open up Saturday police bumping the door. 1139 01:08:31,410 --> 01:08:33,690 Unknown: I believe that unbelieving q&a is very good 1140 01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:34,140 right now. 1141 01:08:34,469 --> 01:08:36,299 John C Dvorak: Holy crap. Look at all the booze we got 1142 01:08:36,599 --> 01:08:43,139 Adam Curry: essentially twisted by porn. Yeah. Oh, no. 1143 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:46,170 John C Dvorak: Is that Hillary is the one more likely to get us 1144 01:08:46,170 --> 01:08:49,860 all killed easily. Like to see you and your clothes. 1145 01:08:50,370 --> 01:08:51,180 Adam Curry: Do you like you're ready? 1146 01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:53,850 John C Dvorak: I'm ready. I'm ready. I was born ready. Yeah, 1147 01:08:53,850 --> 01:09:01,320 let's do it. Or cry. People today are not educated. 1148 01:09:01,649 --> 01:09:03,929 Adam Curry: Now. It seems. Oh my voice just want to 1149 01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:09,209 John C Dvorak: know I don't want your beans. And man, where's the 1150 01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:12,749 bongos? I can't do this anymore. I've already cut off 20 heads. 1151 01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:16,289 It's hurting my arm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1152 01:09:17,309 --> 01:09:22,499 Jack Daniels do not tweet this. And that is very thinning. 1153 01:09:22,859 --> 01:09:27,809 Directors, directors directors and man like the sun's gonna 1154 01:09:27,809 --> 01:09:33,509 blow up in a billion years. Take the long term look. Give it to 1155 01:09:33,509 --> 01:09:38,459 him. The blimp has landed. the straightest 1156 01:09:38,460 --> 01:09:41,610 Adam Curry: Cissus whitest person you can find sacks of 1157 01:09:41,610 --> 01:09:42,060 nine. 1158 01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:43,650 John C Dvorak: We're gonna do this. We're gonna do that. We're 1159 01:09:43,650 --> 01:09:45,840 gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do that. But 1160 01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:50,550 do we need to get Stocco smart stove at Best Buy. 1161 01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:54,270 Adam Curry: Oh, hey, we got a donor from Nigeria. 1162 01:09:54,630 --> 01:09:57,120 John C Dvorak: Amen. That's cool. The president saying Come 1163 01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:01,110 on, man. You have to just assume that Hillary is a devil 1164 01:10:01,110 --> 01:10:02,760 worshiper and it doesn't surprise me. 1165 01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:05,610 Adam Curry: Because when kids wake up Yes, Daddy, I don't 1166 01:10:05,610 --> 01:10:09,600 understand. Hey, whatever you say do not blame the millennials 1167 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:10,680 wasn't their fault. 1168 01:10:13,110 --> 01:10:14,970 Unknown: Oh man, that's 1169 01:10:15,870 --> 01:10:18,150 John C Dvorak: disgusting. Oh, that's off the 1170 01:10:18,150 --> 01:10:22,410 Adam Curry: table. But foon a buffoon Natalia, stop fooling 1171 01:10:22,410 --> 01:10:22,980 yourself. 1172 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,959 John C Dvorak: And I know it's bullcrap. Because I've seen the 1173 01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:28,649 owl. Yes, I'm triggered now. I'm getting all weirded out. This is 1174 01:10:28,649 --> 01:10:33,059 all about gas. It would you like to make 10 bucks. But it's not 1175 01:10:33,059 --> 01:10:34,559 an underground bunker. Not 1176 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:38,070 Adam Curry: that, you know. I've failed the ceremony. The 1177 01:10:38,070 --> 01:10:44,790 Stargate will remain open. So yes, Russia and the Russians, 1178 01:10:44,790 --> 01:10:46,770 the Russians are riling up our children. 1179 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,980 John C Dvorak: This is terrible. Mr. Tick? 1180 01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:50,610 Adam Curry: That's right. 1181 01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:53,610 John C Dvorak: The code was ants. Just published the 1182 01:10:53,610 --> 01:10:59,010 dossier. Why do you even torment yourself with this stuff? Hello. 1183 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:05,520 Hello. It's me. It's me. Good to have a Sex Robot that we're 1184 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,240 talking about. 1185 01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:08,520 Unknown: Today the Senate voted. 1186 01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:17,250 John C Dvorak: Conditions. It's not an Oh, it's an Oh, yeah, 1187 01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:20,070 you'll see. So I think green is people. 1188 01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:24,330 Adam Curry: And it sounded like she had hooves. Okay. So have 1189 01:11:24,330 --> 01:11:29,310 fun, be positive and enjoy your amazing job. I'm gay. I'm gay. 1190 01:11:29,340 --> 01:11:32,610 Hello. I'm getting gay. Marty Walsh should be on MSNBC 1191 01:11:33,630 --> 01:11:37,230 actually very good. I'm Bristol surprised Mandela. Mandela. 1192 01:11:37,770 --> 01:11:41,160 Mandela effect that's mandela effect or his Twitter feed. 1193 01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:45,180 John C Dvorak: Look I'm I'm also with you. I'm going to live 1194 01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:45,990 forever 1195 01:11:51,630 --> 01:11:54,180 Adam Curry: Well, she's probably doing sleazy porn on the 1196 01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:57,030 internet. The hands tiny hands who 1197 01:12:04,740 --> 01:12:06,720 Unknown: hate him hate him hate him hate him hate me. 1198 01:12:08,670 --> 01:12:12,540 John C Dvorak: So let's give him a go. EB karma 1199 01:12:13,230 --> 01:12:15,840 Adam Curry: just a little weight. All right here but 1200 01:12:16,980 --> 01:12:20,010 Unknown: blue. 1201 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:23,040 Adam Curry: You when you when you're in your head? Yes, yes. 1202 01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:27,480 I'm telling you. Whoa, hey, what happened to me? 1203 01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:31,590 John C Dvorak: I'm Yotel bang. You got kittens. You got a 1204 01:12:31,590 --> 01:12:35,400 little kitten outside me wandering around. Boom done. A 1205 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:40,050 friend of Dorothy. In 1206 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:43,590 Adam Curry: when there's blood on the moon Jeff lurks in the 1207 01:12:43,590 --> 01:12:47,490 shadows was a Western. Marry yourself in Canada offers 1208 01:12:47,490 --> 01:12:51,060 consulting and wedding photography. Like oh yes. mp3 is 1209 01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:54,930 dead. It's dead. It's officially killed is dead. No, no, they 1210 01:12:54,930 --> 01:12:56,970 won't. No. Yes, they will. No. 1211 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:02,070 John C Dvorak: No, he looks like a constipated turtle. Is the God 1212 01:13:02,070 --> 01:13:04,980 of hellfire. brewskis for everyone. 1213 01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:08,430 Adam Curry: Oh, by the way, stop. Yeah, basketball moment. 1214 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,430 John C Dvorak: Russia, Russia, Russia. But on your seat belt 1215 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:16,440 gets I guess. What is short? And this is not the bottle of water. 1216 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,160 I want 1217 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:19,500 Adam Curry: more straws. I look like a teenager. 1218 01:13:19,740 --> 01:13:22,020 John C Dvorak: So what's your business? What do you think your 1219 01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:25,890 business is gonna be worth with the window broken? What? 1220 01:13:26,220 --> 01:13:29,370 Adam Curry: I think Van Jones went to Yale. Is it like really 1221 01:13:29,370 --> 01:13:33,150 like painful death from the richest people to the poorest? 1222 01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:37,440 From the right to the left from sea to shining sea? Off on 1223 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:41,010 yachts isn't asistencia became the podcast? They even posted 1224 01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:44,700 about it on Facebook. People put their poop on Facebook. And with 1225 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:46,980 that, I think we should do some elephants. Next. 1226 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:51,270 John C Dvorak: Mueller. Vor Bueller? I was 1227 01:13:51,270 --> 01:13:52,410 Adam Curry: unaware of the story. 1228 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:54,870 John C Dvorak: Yeah, that's a chick magnet. Because you don't 1229 01:13:54,870 --> 01:13:57,300 want people waving these things around and poking a hole in a 1230 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:57,990 van Gogh. 1231 01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,630 Adam Curry: We just have a whole bunch of little kids going Elon 1232 01:14:00,630 --> 01:14:08,760 save me. Who are these people? Could you imagine a massive 1233 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:13,050 fight breaking out at Coachella? ISIS is actually coming across 1234 01:14:13,050 --> 01:14:16,080 the border job. We sound like news execs now 1235 01:14:16,349 --> 01:14:19,709 John C Dvorak: and then when the 2400 baud modem came out wow, 1236 01:14:19,799 --> 01:14:23,609 this thing is twice as fast stay WOKE row. 1237 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,460 Adam Curry: That's right baby. I'm in show business. Hashtag 1238 01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:27,000 DACA 1239 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:29,340 John C Dvorak: is breaks out in San Francisco where this you 1240 01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:34,680 have the poop map at least you got a map. Data added a webinar. 1241 01:14:36,810 --> 01:14:37,740 Too many points. 1242 01:14:37,770 --> 01:14:41,850 Adam Curry: I swear I'm saying boom. And Neo Nazis are planning 1243 01:14:41,850 --> 01:14:45,360 and attack. It's Trump watch Wednesday. The 1244 01:14:47,820 --> 01:14:51,690 John C Dvorak: barber, my babe ruth autographed baseball. Why 1245 01:14:51,690 --> 01:14:53,100 did you throw that out? 1246 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,750 Adam Curry: I'm looking at this here brain. 1247 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:57,360 John C Dvorak: What do you think? This is on network TV, 1248 01:14:57,570 --> 01:15:02,610 and we don't run this off a pod bean. How do those two guys talk 1249 01:15:02,610 --> 01:15:07,860 so long? Cling on Ma. Judge? Are you ready now? Are you ready? 1250 01:15:07,890 --> 01:15:11,010 Are you okay? Are you sure? Do together 1251 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:16,169 Adam Curry: be now to lead up Holly. 1252 01:15:16,949 --> 01:15:20,009 John C Dvorak: The lead bin Talal? Yeah. Oh, I 1253 01:15:20,010 --> 01:15:22,830 Adam Curry: love me at the smell of a ditto. My likenesses 1254 01:15:22,830 --> 01:15:27,120 John C Dvorak: dead. Oh, yeah, Mama, my mama lives in the same 1255 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:35,100 house we live in. My voice is to finance to the moon. Word to the 1256 01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:41,640 wise. Just being it. Just being it that Dan Dennett that Dan Dan 1257 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:42,570 just being it. 1258 01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:46,080 Adam Curry: And kids of course are going nuts for him. Please 1259 01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:47,700 cut and paste widely. 1260 01:15:48,030 --> 01:15:51,000 John C Dvorak: This sounds like a cheap plot to an old Colombo 1261 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:51,540 film. 1262 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:55,080 Unknown: It's white privilege, less racist. Sexist. 1263 01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:58,800 John C Dvorak: You know, I know a lot of guys who knit 1264 01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:03,270 Adam Curry: it's brain science man. Hey, 1265 01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:06,960 John C Dvorak: you shut up. Can't you read English? What are 1266 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:10,170 they gonna do? They can hit the side of a barn with these 1267 01:16:10,170 --> 01:16:15,570 missiles. Hey, Mommy, are you a douche bag? It's got porn. 1268 01:16:15,870 --> 01:16:16,410 mocked. 1269 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:18,840 Adam Curry: We've all we've mocked. We've mocked it. Mark. 1270 01:16:19,170 --> 01:16:19,920 The worm 1271 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:23,280 John C Dvorak: came out of his nose. They all hate the baby. 1272 01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:24,300 Hey, baby. 1273 01:16:24,570 --> 01:16:27,030 Adam Curry: I smelled a rat the minute I read the article, 1274 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:32,670 John C Dvorak: rat guns. I got new fresh meat. You she looks 1275 01:16:32,670 --> 01:16:33,870 like William Shatner 1276 01:16:34,230 --> 01:16:37,560 Adam Curry: by worms. Small civics lesson people? 1277 01:16:37,830 --> 01:16:39,990 John C Dvorak: Yeah, because I was I had something hot had to 1278 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:41,790 come out of the oven. I'm looking looking left looking 1279 01:16:41,790 --> 01:16:43,980 right looking left looking right. There's a towel. There's 1280 01:16:43,980 --> 01:16:46,110 the oven minutes. Let me use the oven mitt. 1281 01:16:48,030 --> 01:16:49,710 Adam Curry: Shama What are you doing? 1282 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:52,470 John C Dvorak: Oh, yeah. Do you remember fat Betty? What's your 1283 01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:54,630 gamma? Oh, yeah. And I have enough people in that group. 1284 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,000 Adam Curry: What was the point of going to see the little 1285 01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,720 people and shoot hot dogs out them? Oh, stop. Stop. Stop. 1286 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:01,710 Stop. Stop. Stop. 1287 01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:04,019 John C Dvorak: No. Well, no, we 1288 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:06,870 Adam Curry: got I learned it by listening to you. Okay. 1289 01:17:07,139 --> 01:17:10,709 John C Dvorak: I'm doing a side hustle. Nowadays. Arrest them. 1290 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,700 Adam Curry: In Brazil. American sperm demand has skyrocketed 1291 01:17:14,969 --> 01:17:18,599 John C Dvorak: must be stopped. Citizens of the globe. The earth 1292 01:17:18,599 --> 01:17:22,619 is my is my home. I'm alive. I live on Earth. He's almost a 1293 01:17:22,619 --> 01:17:26,279 dead ringer for Bill Gates. I gotta save face. 1294 01:17:26,550 --> 01:17:29,160 Adam Curry: grep Democrat pipe. grep. Cat. 1295 01:17:29,580 --> 01:17:32,970 John C Dvorak: The news in America is suffering a total 1296 01:17:32,970 --> 01:17:40,110 sellout. You think you'll think Al Gore? understated beauties. 1297 01:17:40,350 --> 01:17:42,870 Adam Curry: That's what I'm talking about. Have your mom do 1298 01:17:42,870 --> 01:17:43,680 it. What were 1299 01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:46,290 John C Dvorak: you doing before that happened? I don't know why 1300 01:17:46,290 --> 01:17:47,910 he needs karma for polygraphs. 1301 01:17:48,150 --> 01:17:50,760 Adam Curry: Oh, yeah. The millennials are the new dogs. 1302 01:17:52,140 --> 01:17:56,280 John C Dvorak: Champs at kriva. Camp. It's scrumptious. 1303 01:17:56,460 --> 01:17:58,170 Adam Curry: You're taking me away from the dogs man. But 1304 01:17:58,170 --> 01:18:03,960 okay, day we got shrooms. Oh, wow. Write these things down 1305 01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:06,600 John. I think that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Right? 1306 01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:09,330 It's cool. Isn't that cool? Yeah. Oh, man. 1307 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:12,000 John C Dvorak: This is cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1308 01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:21,690 Machine guns in space. My bad my bad my bad. My bad. My bad. 1309 01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:23,640 Cookie. Oh, cookie. 1310 01:18:23,940 --> 01:18:27,240 Adam Curry: If you invented Bitcoin, right on Right. Right. 1311 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:33,180 Right. Think of your health man. I have the device. 1312 01:18:33,510 --> 01:18:36,270 John C Dvorak: Well, the whole thing is depressing. Anti 1313 01:18:36,270 --> 01:18:37,260 science. 1314 01:18:37,530 --> 01:18:41,460 Adam Curry: Maybe we need no agenda emergency hammers. Yeah, 1315 01:18:41,490 --> 01:18:43,200 I don't know. I think one burger is 1316 01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:46,050 John C Dvorak: better. Nick pickles investigator. 1317 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,330 Adam Curry: That jingle apparently triggers dogs 1318 01:18:48,330 --> 01:18:55,380 worldwide whenever we play it is a false flag season again. This 1319 01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:57,630 guy was 12 years old who interviewed me 1320 01:18:57,870 --> 01:18:59,940 John C Dvorak: but she has another facelift she's gonna end 1321 01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:01,050 up with a go t 1322 01:19:01,650 --> 01:19:05,190 Unknown: waked neighbors quick. Oh, we were hacked. We were 1323 01:19:05,190 --> 01:19:06,060 hacked again. We were hacked 1324 01:19:09,030 --> 01:19:12,870 but I had to leave the grandkids alone to defend the contract. 1325 01:19:13,470 --> 01:19:16,200 Hey Pope. Don't worry about it. 1326 01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:18,480 John C Dvorak: If it is the competition is always a good 1327 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:27,000 thing to take it out good good. Good. Good. Good. No writer uses 1328 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,620 the word lodestar 1329 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,650 Adam Curry: don't cut in line and stop stealing our secrets. 1330 01:19:32,580 --> 01:19:34,920 It's really cool. All this is really 1331 01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:38,310 John C Dvorak: cool, man. It's really really cool. The season 1332 01:19:38,310 --> 01:19:42,450 the watch face. Oh, cool. It's as phony as it comes. 1333 01:19:42,750 --> 01:19:45,240 Adam Curry: The FBI doesn't need any help looking like goofballs. 1334 01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:48,750 I'll take the opium and warm orange juice, please. 1335 01:19:49,020 --> 01:19:51,480 John C Dvorak: This is a disgrace. If you're a meth head, 1336 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:55,710 let us know. Either way, you know it's a part of China. Gore 1337 01:19:55,710 --> 01:19:59,970 has taken it up to a new level. Big tech guys all kinds of tech 1338 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,550 billionaires were loaded with tech billionaires. 1339 01:20:02,910 --> 01:20:05,160 Adam Curry: Are they gonna prop them up like Obama? You they 1340 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:06,570 John C Dvorak: exceeded your bandwidth, 1341 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,200 Adam Curry: headless mannequins. Oh, you made the alien sound the 1342 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:11,280 Joe Rogan makes? 1343 01:20:11,490 --> 01:20:15,330 John C Dvorak: Oh crap. It's the young Kim race as 1344 01:20:15,540 --> 01:20:17,550 Unknown: shoplifter thief gangster 1345 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:23,130 Adam Curry: what is going on with those people? 1346 01:20:23,460 --> 01:20:30,150 John C Dvorak: Oh, you've got to get one man dad. Bang bang bang 1347 01:20:30,150 --> 01:20:31,170 bang bang bang. 1348 01:20:31,530 --> 01:20:35,610 Adam Curry: My mind is exploding right now. It's a cavalcade 1349 01:20:35,610 --> 01:20:39,210 cascade of D platforming wasn't done. God 1350 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:39,840 Unknown: who's listening. 1351 01:20:42,090 --> 01:20:43,980 John C Dvorak: Now I love tool who doesn't? 1352 01:20:44,490 --> 01:20:47,550 Adam Curry: Oh, no spasms in trouble. Okay, now we'll go in 1353 01:20:47,550 --> 01:20:48,030 March. 1354 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,100 John C Dvorak: outdoors to worse he's a demon. 1355 01:20:50,370 --> 01:20:51,600 Unknown: Oh, okay. 1356 01:20:53,910 --> 01:20:56,010 Adam Curry: You are the gadfly of Silicon Valley. 1357 01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:58,020 John C Dvorak: You sound like a Lebanese merchant. 1358 01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,360 Adam Curry: No one ever listens to my advice. 1359 01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:03,330 John C Dvorak: I never thought about it much. But I think you 1360 01:21:03,330 --> 01:21:08,130 might be right. Go take off the catch channel. A movie that 1361 01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:11,970 Shouts out to me. Don't watch this movie. Who's gonna use your 1362 01:21:11,970 --> 01:21:13,950 video before all? 1363 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:16,110 Adam Curry: Do you have your your gaffer tape to fix that 1364 01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:16,380 again? 1365 01:21:17,070 --> 01:21:21,540 John C Dvorak: Love Clinton. You love Clinton. There's a song 1366 01:21:21,540 --> 01:21:30,570 there. I hate Superbowl analysis. She's alive. Oh my 1367 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:36,660 god. Hello, Cleveland. I love my piehole Adam. I love my piehole 1368 01:21:36,660 --> 01:21:37,110 Adam, 1369 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:42,030 Unknown: I just gotta go fast. That must be pesticides. 1370 01:21:43,380 --> 01:21:50,130 John C Dvorak: We gotta buy a beer Are you ready? Great graph. 1371 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:50,970 No. 1372 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:54,810 Unknown: And in the end, 1373 01:21:55,110 --> 01:21:57,450 Adam Curry: we work hard to create some of the best audio in 1374 01:21:57,450 --> 01:21:57,900 the world. 1375 01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:02,220 John C Dvorak: That's a classic. 1376 01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:05,580 Adam Curry: Someone has to pay. Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller 1377 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:06,870 mooner 1378 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:10,020 John C Dvorak: or LK work gonna start delivering dog turds to 1379 01:22:10,020 --> 01:22:10,830 his house. 1380 01:22:11,070 --> 01:22:12,930 Adam Curry: This is not an opening segment by the way. 1381 01:22:13,230 --> 01:22:15,120 Julie on called Julianne. 1382 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,970 John C Dvorak: The files are still alive. They're alive 1383 01:22:22,230 --> 01:22:24,930 Adam Curry: now he's lazy. He's lazy. He doesn't do it right. 1384 01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:29,370 Many producers just sit home scratch their crotch and say 1385 01:22:29,370 --> 01:22:30,030 great shoe 1386 01:22:30,450 --> 01:22:32,430 John C Dvorak: to dope has been burning too hot. 1387 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:36,390 Adam Curry: I need to we need discovery so people can discover 1388 01:22:36,390 --> 01:22:40,290 discover shows. Are they hiring people on voice anymore on NPR 1389 01:22:40,290 --> 01:22:41,910 or are they just hiring anybody? 1390 01:22:42,030 --> 01:22:45,210 Unknown: I don't know. The Chinese are stealing all the 1391 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:46,050 toilet paper 1392 01:22:46,380 --> 01:22:50,430 John C Dvorak: they have but to get a dime back what is the deal 1393 01:22:50,430 --> 01:22:54,690 with luggage? A I haven't gotten a big guy. I'm gonna be 1394 01:22:54,690 --> 01:22:57,150 officiating the wedding. We're gonna get 1395 01:22:58,380 --> 01:23:01,470 Adam Curry: turned into a drawer if you gave the machine just the 1396 01:23:01,470 --> 01:23:06,330 amount of red meat it needed to through the tulips but but I 1397 01:23:06,330 --> 01:23:07,950 also like women's clothing. 1398 01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:10,440 Unknown: Close it down close the website down. 1399 01:23:11,340 --> 01:23:13,830 Adam Curry: Advertising a word advertising and that's not fair. 1400 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:15,180 You're hurting 1401 01:23:16,050 --> 01:23:19,590 Unknown: the brand. And it's the brand the brand lives in the 1402 01:23:19,590 --> 01:23:22,980 brand speaks and the brand listens and people connect to 1403 01:23:22,980 --> 01:23:25,320 the brand. Arrest him. 1404 01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:35,130 Adam Curry: Oh Oh, yeah. Yeah, right on mobile. He's going 1405 01:23:35,130 --> 01:23:35,490 down. 1406 01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:41,310 John C Dvorak: You're a moron. Hey, man, get the band back. yak 1407 01:23:41,310 --> 01:23:44,220 yak yak, yak. Yak. You can step over 1408 01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:46,320 Unknown: the body. Robert molars my 1409 01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:47,610 dad can't get 1410 01:23:47,610 --> 01:23:56,640 John C Dvorak: in your car. Sign here made um, um, um, I am a 1411 01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,100 robot. I am sustainable. You must die. 1412 01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:01,290 Adam Curry: Wasn't there a pillow on his head? 1413 01:24:02,910 --> 01:24:04,560 John C Dvorak: Like the dog drinking water. 1414 01:24:04,830 --> 01:24:06,180 Unknown: Why you like him? This 1415 01:24:06,180 --> 01:24:07,230 is no good. 1416 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:10,380 John C Dvorak: The skies are blacked out over salt Paulo 1417 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:15,510 grant mania and suck sucking all the scooters up into the air and 1418 01:24:15,510 --> 01:24:19,410 and throwing scooters all over the place. It's scooter Nedo 1419 01:24:19,710 --> 01:24:21,450 boom his eyeball blows out. 1420 01:24:21,780 --> 01:24:24,990 Adam Curry: I am the pod father Listen to me. You all who wasn't 1421 01:24:24,990 --> 01:24:30,180 staged. 12k Lives Matter man. Dark Mode. 1422 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,720 John C Dvorak: Well, that God day got him to shut up. 1423 01:24:34,049 --> 01:24:37,379 Unknown: He just took off from Spongebob I'm put headed. 1424 01:24:37,979 --> 01:24:39,329 There's no budget for it. 1425 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,090 John C Dvorak: Kick him off Twitter. Hey, progressive 1426 01:24:42,090 --> 01:24:45,030 rocking candidate. It's pretty good. I rush great band. I love 1427 01:24:45,030 --> 01:24:45,360 them. 1428 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,800 Adam Curry: Turn off the fountain jueves Oh, new 1429 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,400 John C Dvorak: phone. Let's unbox it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, 1430 01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:57,270 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I choose to say go 1431 01:24:57,270 --> 01:25:01,740 dig. It's very special. I have no time to rest and watch 1432 01:25:01,740 --> 01:25:06,570 something that's important my and now that's what I call 1433 01:25:06,570 --> 01:25:07,230 talent. 1434 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:09,570 Unknown: Are they training me to be a dog? 1435 01:25:09,810 --> 01:25:11,190 John C Dvorak: Shut that baby up. 1436 01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:12,510 Unknown: There was going to be 1437 01:25:15,570 --> 01:25:17,070 John C Dvorak: Loomer equals winner 1438 01:25:17,310 --> 01:25:19,890 Adam Curry: clause as in as in Hillary's claws. 1439 01:25:20,970 --> 01:25:24,150 John C Dvorak: It's a nightmare climate shoutouts 1440 01:25:29,670 --> 01:25:37,620 these big giant prawns man like ISIS hanging up and hang out 1441 01:25:37,980 --> 01:25:41,250 smoking dope anything has happened. Will it cook the 1442 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:47,460 gophers? I'm not gonna be subpoenaed. Oh, just use GIMP. 1443 01:25:47,820 --> 01:25:49,830 Adam Curry: You just walked away. You just walked away from 1444 01:25:49,830 --> 01:25:50,220 the show. 1445 01:25:50,460 --> 01:25:54,870 John C Dvorak: Okay, okay. Okay. Control. Okay. delta delta 1446 01:25:54,870 --> 01:26:00,060 delta, a bad lad. That during world war three, 1447 01:26:00,390 --> 01:26:02,160 Adam Curry: you know, people going up to Joe like, Hey, Joe. 1448 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,550 Hey, I had my underpants on and it was the old lady. 1449 01:26:05,850 --> 01:26:07,590 John C Dvorak: He's got something wrong with them. No, 1450 01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:09,660 no, no, no thanks. Oh, I 1451 01:26:09,660 --> 01:26:11,310 Unknown: have to stand in line now. 1452 01:26:11,670 --> 01:26:14,700 John C Dvorak: He's a classic Nazi. Gotta move. Gotta move. 1453 01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:16,590 But cholera awaits. 1454 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:24,210 Adam Curry: And let's scupper to deal. scupper. He's anti 1455 01:26:24,210 --> 01:26:27,930 science. Just tell me what's happening with your banana. 1456 01:26:28,230 --> 01:26:35,790 Don't kiss. Orange Man kill Bay Bay. Oh, your Bong Water people. 1457 01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:40,980 John C Dvorak: BBB BBB get out of the graveyard curry. Night. 1458 01:26:42,510 --> 01:26:48,810 Choke on the toilet paper douchebag should be in Cheyenne. 1459 01:26:48,810 --> 01:26:53,370 They're not there will be cake. The podcast or podcast let me 1460 01:26:53,370 --> 01:26:55,710 let me go refried beans, man. 1461 01:26:56,100 --> 01:26:57,570 Unknown: Anarchy anarchy. 1462 01:26:57,570 --> 01:27:01,350 No, no, my What if China finds out? 1463 01:27:02,910 --> 01:27:05,670 Oh, 1464 01:27:06,060 --> 01:27:10,680 John C Dvorak: lockdown 2020 What makes you think you know 1465 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:13,560 more than the experts in Washington DC what makes you 1466 01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:18,930 think you know more? Podcasting? The true rubber meets the road 1467 01:27:18,930 --> 01:27:22,950 with Joe he's a doer. Those boys are just gonna get into trouble 1468 01:27:22,950 --> 01:27:29,610 the way they think. Oh no. 2000 attorneys say Trump sucks 1469 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:39,810 where the beaches are open 10 Did you listeners Boyce's news 1470 01:27:39,810 --> 01:27:44,940 nice boys that just did the show more Kaley clips. Oh, you know 1471 01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:48,270 the format should be five minutes. Peaceful, peaceful, 1472 01:27:48,270 --> 01:27:52,560 peaceful. Booker's a total Karen is beyond laughable. 1473 01:27:53,429 --> 01:27:56,039 Adam Curry: privilege. Privilege. White privilege. You 1474 01:27:56,039 --> 01:27:58,739 gotta look at this right now. Quick before they take it down. 1475 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:02,760 John C Dvorak: Arrest that woman. It was terrible. There I 1476 01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:07,920 am again. No, you know, we're so sorry. Here in Texas. Texas, 1477 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:13,890 Serge. I think this is an insult to my manhood. What a Sunday. We 1478 01:28:13,890 --> 01:28:20,430 need cohesion. Knows Patrol is on the job. Oh, webinar. Blah, 1479 01:28:20,430 --> 01:28:24,270 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Only outlaws were 1480 01:28:24,270 --> 01:28:25,230 neck gators. 1481 01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:29,880 Adam Curry: CMS is causing shoutouts My pronouns are Z zoom 1482 01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:31,710 and Zeus please. Well, you're 1483 01:28:31,710 --> 01:28:34,770 John C Dvorak: going to have somebody defend Hitler. I can't 1484 01:28:34,770 --> 01:28:38,370 believe these pharma companies aren't doing this pro bono. 1485 01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:43,200 There is no bat with this virus. Attention humans 1486 01:28:43,469 --> 01:28:47,999 Adam Curry: flood the zone. JCD I asked the question Could you 1487 01:28:47,999 --> 01:28:52,739 do it I said this is a radio guy. A radio guy playing vice 1488 01:28:52,739 --> 01:28:53,489 president 1489 01:28:53,759 --> 01:28:55,439 John C Dvorak: quarante for two weeks. 1490 01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:01,020 Unknown: Oh, to be scarred for life. 1491 01:29:01,290 --> 01:29:04,710 John C Dvorak: The homeless won't be able to buy anything no 1492 01:29:04,710 --> 01:29:09,210 homeless. They need to be abused by middle Walmart three 1493 01:29:09,210 --> 01:29:13,530 reagarding and go returned our people into light bulbs. 1494 01:29:13,770 --> 01:29:18,030 Unknown: rainstick abort, abort, abort. It's in our face. 1495 01:29:18,300 --> 01:29:20,370 John C Dvorak: And they throw her in the slammer for six 1496 01:29:20,370 --> 01:29:24,930 months. There's hope for Joe. She was the robber person. No, 1497 01:29:24,930 --> 01:29:28,410 you take his pants off. And then you throw him in the pool. 1498 01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:31,620 Again. Irresponsible journalism. 1499 01:29:31,890 --> 01:29:32,880 Adam Curry: We represent them. 1500 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,130 Unknown: We represent them we represent them. 1501 01:29:35,490 --> 01:29:41,550 John C Dvorak: Fire Fire Fire Fire. On Kong Hong. Holy moly. 1502 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,850 Unknown: You censor conservative voices. 1503 01:29:45,180 --> 01:29:46,320 John C Dvorak: Look at this Mars. 1504 01:29:46,650 --> 01:29:48,330 Adam Curry: Uncle Clarence. 1505 01:29:48,630 --> 01:29:51,870 John C Dvorak: Amen. Can you turn it down? Get tested. Get 1506 01:29:51,870 --> 01:29:55,770 tested. Are you listening to the boys this morning? We'll get in 1507 01:29:55,770 --> 01:30:00,990 line boy. Hey guys. yak yak, yak yak. About I'd Science Science 1508 01:30:00,990 --> 01:30:03,750 Science. leaking gut. I'm important here I'm 1509 01:30:03,750 --> 01:30:04,380 Unknown: from the nose 1510 01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:11,220 Ooh, 1511 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:13,650 Adam Curry: what are you expecting? A well run government 1512 01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:14,580 Hot Mic 1513 01:30:14,580 --> 01:30:16,050 Unknown: Hot Mic hot mic. 1514 01:30:16,290 --> 01:30:18,630 John C Dvorak: Get out of London people got a 1515 01:30:18,630 --> 01:30:20,280 Adam Curry: bucks that took off the Truckee for you. 1516 01:30:20,370 --> 01:30:26,580 John C Dvorak: I need a goat Bong stand here that's so funny. 1517 01:30:26,580 --> 01:30:30,180 What else did you do? The end or the end of the beginning or the 1518 01:30:30,180 --> 01:30:33,720 beginning of the end? baseless, baseless, baseless. Oh, we're 1519 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:38,010 all gonna die. Oh, you're gonna get it all wear a mask. By my 1520 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:42,900 baby. This is so much cooler. Oh, high fives. That's not good 1521 01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:43,650 enough. Show 1522 01:30:43,650 --> 01:30:45,000 Adam Curry: him the anal swab. 1523 01:30:45,270 --> 01:30:46,710 John C Dvorak: I had doing pickles 1524 01:30:46,890 --> 01:30:51,720 Adam Curry: 3366 Two shots four weeks six weeks booster 1525 01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:54,270 John C Dvorak: just jabbing with this and that see what happens 1526 01:30:54,270 --> 01:30:57,570 see which ones go nuts which ones grow second head actually 1527 01:30:57,570 --> 01:30:58,710 liked by iPhone 1528 01:30:58,710 --> 01:31:01,980 Unknown: and I wanted peace anybody get the new beta? 1529 01:31:07,650 --> 01:31:12,060 John C Dvorak: Ball my mask over my nose is the Milli Vanilli of 1530 01:31:12,060 --> 01:31:12,810 COVID 1531 01:31:13,049 --> 01:31:16,169 Adam Curry: normal take a look around unabashed nothing's 1532 01:31:16,169 --> 01:31:16,799 normal. 1533 01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:20,640 John C Dvorak: Everyone's doing a podcast Hello? Oh, you're 1534 01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:23,460 doing about somebody a woman's appearance woman's appearance. 1535 01:31:23,580 --> 01:31:28,350 Oh, I bet me I got a Ferrari road 1536 01:31:28,350 --> 01:31:31,530 Unknown: robber stepside I just want to be safe. 1537 01:31:31,860 --> 01:31:35,820 John C Dvorak: Oh, there's a flat rock amazing at tracking 1538 01:31:35,850 --> 01:31:41,670 data. Canceled culture is communist. Oh, we have a 1539 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:44,610 violation. Okay, you will all suffer. 1540 01:31:44,850 --> 01:31:47,160 Adam Curry: You are being tokenized as we speak 1541 01:31:48,060 --> 01:31:50,790 John C Dvorak: a lot of brisket today. The podcast story that 1542 01:31:50,790 --> 01:31:52,110 you picked up on your vacation 1543 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:53,250 Adam Curry: oh it wasn't that great. In 1544 01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:55,830 Unknown: hindsight I saw Oh no. 1545 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:59,010 John C Dvorak: Bill what happened to Jim he's dead. Oh 1546 01:31:59,010 --> 01:32:01,620 the vaccine must have been working just get what you can 1547 01:32:01,620 --> 01:32:03,810 get what you can get what you can they're all the same get 1548 01:32:03,810 --> 01:32:06,870 what you can get what you can you want the city to clean up 1549 01:32:06,870 --> 01:32:10,770 the poop? You like a spandex granny. Tell you what I'm gonna 1550 01:32:10,770 --> 01:32:12,090 go do that by gum. 1551 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:14,880 Adam Curry: Let the shaming begin Manitoba. 1552 01:32:15,210 --> 01:32:17,580 John C Dvorak: I can't get on I can't post all right. 1553 01:32:18,270 --> 01:32:21,450 Adam Curry: I hate this I hate dogs. I hate people I didn't 1554 01:32:21,450 --> 01:32:22,020 like it. 1555 01:32:22,290 --> 01:32:25,620 John C Dvorak: Lock it down lockdown stay at home order 1556 01:32:25,860 --> 01:32:30,960 there'll be a little bit loose you had ended up on a turtle 1557 01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:36,000 we're gonna get you vaccinated and my dog is gonna like he's 1558 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,810 gonna lick your face if you even just sign up get on the system 1559 01:32:40,080 --> 01:32:45,210 that pretty girls are inside I got got got got got got got a 1560 01:32:45,210 --> 01:32:48,570 cicada I want you to put in your mouth. Okay, you get netmail You 1561 01:32:48,570 --> 01:32:51,870 get to film it. We did a pretty good job you know we check out 1562 01:32:51,870 --> 01:33:00,390 our shoot. Oh no. What what what what? Oh, I'm so excited. My I 1563 01:33:00,390 --> 01:33:02,220 have a an actual 1564 01:33:02,250 --> 01:33:06,180 Adam Curry: knob. You got to train the knob. The shotgun 1565 01:33:06,180 --> 01:33:09,330 John C Dvorak: by my side and the hound dog with me to the 1566 01:33:09,330 --> 01:33:09,810 poop 1567 01:33:10,230 --> 01:33:12,450 Adam Curry: I'm a podcaster dammit not a tick talker. 1568 01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:16,380 Organize your next insurrection with this phone no one will know 1569 01:33:16,740 --> 01:33:19,200 John C Dvorak: they are low IQ and that's why they're not 1570 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:27,210 taking the vaccine oh my god did test after you're dead have more 1571 01:33:27,210 --> 01:33:33,780 kids have more kids. JEFFREY TOOBIN is gonna be on a zoom 1572 01:33:33,780 --> 01:33:41,040 call me you might get lucky. What? My Sparky died these 1573 01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:49,200 papers look very good. Oh, you're Rica. Oh wow. And the way 1574 01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:52,920 it was what was supposed to do was not quite the way it worked 1575 01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:53,340 out. 1576 01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:56,430 Adam Curry: At Heinz fast even faster. 1577 01:33:57,570 --> 01:34:00,390 John C Dvorak: Don't take horse medicine to shreds man. 1578 01:34:00,390 --> 01:34:03,810 Adam Curry: So dopey shreds on NPR. Life is 1579 01:34:03,810 --> 01:34:07,800 John C Dvorak: a scam. You're still testing aspirin. And I 1580 01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:11,010 didn't say I never talked to that guy. I didn't say that. Oh 1581 01:34:11,010 --> 01:34:15,000 my god, you know? Oh, it's live 1582 01:34:15,330 --> 01:34:17,970 Adam Curry: with this needs to come out. Stop eating our dogs. 1583 01:34:18,180 --> 01:34:20,490 She can't stand John's voice 1584 01:34:24,480 --> 01:34:29,880 John C Dvorak: ah, that gave me goosebumps. I must dogs. Yes, 1585 01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:30,840 yes, it was. 1586 01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:34,050 Unknown: And he's stealing the code 1587 01:34:35,010 --> 01:34:39,480 John C Dvorak: we got here. They're all made of wood. 1588 01:34:39,780 --> 01:34:44,490 Congratulations shines. All you have to do is take the shot. Why 1589 01:34:44,490 --> 01:34:50,130 don't you take the shot? Boom, right in VR Google. free box of 1590 01:34:50,130 --> 01:34:54,180 ammo, your elder abuse on your part. But then 1591 01:34:56,730 --> 01:34:58,590 Adam Curry: what show has koozies 1592 01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:02,010 John C Dvorak: go back to printing Money these guys are 1593 01:35:02,130 --> 01:35:02,640 dumb 1594 01:35:06,390 --> 01:35:09,180 Adam Curry: act now or stocks last take two weeks you got the 1595 01:35:09,180 --> 01:35:13,440 holidays coming up but wait there's more there is okay. 1596 01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:15,150 Yeah, sure. It was 1597 01:35:15,150 --> 01:35:20,610 John C Dvorak: disgusting. Boys Boys, boys boys. They deserve to 1598 01:35:20,610 --> 01:35:25,920 lose our guard guard guy by shot Dow looks like the Great Wall of 1599 01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:32,760 China. I'm very sorry, party. Oh, I'm so offended the greens a 1600 01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:34,860 lizard hall monitor. 1601 01:35:35,130 --> 01:35:36,780 Adam Curry: Oh no It's an outrage. 1602 01:35:37,020 --> 01:35:41,070 John C Dvorak: Hey, guess what? A get off the tracks. Yeah, well 1603 01:35:41,070 --> 01:35:43,920 you must have said now she stinks. I think this is the 1604 01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:47,610 Russians. Oh no, we can't compete with this. 1605 01:35:47,790 --> 01:35:52,200 Adam Curry: She kills dogs hottest year on record. Kanye 1606 01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:53,700 online one for surf. 1607 01:35:53,970 --> 01:35:56,910 John C Dvorak: Thank you, Adam. I love working with you. Boobs 1608 01:35:56,910 --> 01:35:57,510 are in. 1609 01:35:57,840 --> 01:36:00,210 Adam Curry: Well looks like a woman. Hey, 1610 01:36:00,420 --> 01:36:04,080 John C Dvorak: we're all broke. Hey, you can turn Cleveland into 1611 01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:07,170 Paris. You guys are working for us. 1612 01:36:07,530 --> 01:36:11,730 Adam Curry: I don't like skulls. And we used to edit with a razor 1613 01:36:11,730 --> 01:36:13,320 blade hook line and 1614 01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:16,050 John C Dvorak: sinker you're you're the one is all lockstep 1615 01:36:16,050 --> 01:36:21,690 with Fox News. Groovy perp walk free and open Internet 1616 01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:23,850 electronic brain 1617 01:36:24,150 --> 01:36:28,350 Adam Curry: correlation does not imply causation. Pierre expand 1618 01:36:28,350 --> 01:36:29,790 the Cylon we're coming. 1619 01:36:31,740 --> 01:36:33,180 Unknown: No know 1620 01:36:33,480 --> 01:36:35,310 John C Dvorak: he slippery slippery. 1621 01:36:35,340 --> 01:36:36,540 Adam Curry: He's very very slippery. 1622 01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:39,180 John C Dvorak: Keep the guy on the line. We're putting a trace 1623 01:36:39,180 --> 01:36:44,400 on the call. Stand Alone monster. Where's Clooney? To 1624 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:46,320 where you're bumped by a staffer? 1625 01:36:46,590 --> 01:36:48,630 Unknown: She's the Yoko of the Royals man 1626 01:36:48,780 --> 01:36:51,930 John C Dvorak: boots on the ground baby exactly can down the 1627 01:36:51,930 --> 01:36:52,560 road 1628 01:36:52,860 --> 01:36:55,200 Unknown: with you can't be social network without content 1629 01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:55,920 moderation. 1630 01:36:56,100 --> 01:36:59,640 John C Dvorak: Are you gonna wear that? incompatible 1631 01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:07,470 hardware? I smell Victoria Nuland KK release the orb. Say 1632 01:37:07,470 --> 01:37:12,180 it's not so if you know you know, he's resorted to being an 1633 01:37:12,210 --> 01:37:14,880 Uber driver booed all these boxes. 1634 01:37:15,150 --> 01:37:19,950 Adam Curry: We love you live. This is an outrage. You're out 1635 01:37:19,950 --> 01:37:24,930 of control. Air traffic control shutting down hottest day ever 1636 01:37:24,930 --> 01:37:27,930 on earth of all time. Okay, Frenchie, 1637 01:37:28,139 --> 01:37:31,259 John C Dvorak: game set match the lizard people when the 1638 01:37:31,259 --> 01:37:31,829 carbon 1639 01:37:31,860 --> 01:37:34,050 Adam Curry: is you take your pants off the public. 1640 01:37:34,290 --> 01:37:35,370 Unknown: I'm an egg white. 1641 01:37:35,610 --> 01:37:37,260 Adam Curry: You're boiling like frogs. 1642 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:38,940 John C Dvorak: We're leading the up. 1643 01:37:39,210 --> 01:37:41,610 Adam Curry: Wow. Wow. Wow. 1644 01:37:43,410 --> 01:37:44,760 Unknown: Send them to the Hague. 1645 01:37:45,030 --> 01:37:49,410 John C Dvorak: The battery go dead is not Bubblicious, banana 1646 01:37:49,410 --> 01:37:52,410 melons. Smash that Like button. 1647 01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:57,150 Adam Curry: Alright, your Powerball number has switched to 1648 01:37:57,150 --> 01:38:03,510 13. Let's see if anyone hears this. I liked it. I really 1649 01:38:03,510 --> 01:38:06,060 appreciate what Rich did I really do? It's a piece of 1650 01:38:06,060 --> 01:38:10,770 history, man. It's almost as good as having a Letterman Show 1651 01:38:10,770 --> 01:38:14,280 Sony 7771 of the old Letterman shows. Yeah, 1652 01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:17,490 John C Dvorak: yeah, it was experimental. We do experimental 1653 01:38:17,490 --> 01:38:19,500 stuff. We're not here and no, it was one of them. And 1654 01:38:19,620 --> 01:38:21,360 Adam Curry: you know what's gonna happen? What do you think 1655 01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:24,090 there's gonna be a broadcast Museum and the history not a 1656 01:38:24,090 --> 01:38:26,520 single one of our episodes will be in it, but they'll put this 1657 01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:28,530 thing in. Just Well, 1658 01:38:28,560 --> 01:38:31,110 John C Dvorak: that's That's exactly right. That's our legacy 1659 01:38:31,110 --> 01:38:31,380 right 1660 01:38:31,380 --> 01:38:33,570 Adam Curry: there. This is what they did. Weren't they funny? 1661 01:38:34,110 --> 01:38:34,620 tackler. 1662 01:38:35,340 --> 01:38:38,340 John C Dvorak: He's so funny. That's okay, because 1663 01:38:38,340 --> 01:38:40,470 Adam Curry: you can listen to a full regular media 1664 01:38:40,470 --> 01:38:45,210 deconstruction coming up on Sunday the 27th. I'll be back at 1665 01:38:45,210 --> 01:38:48,510 home base. And I'll be coming to you from the heart of the Texas 1666 01:38:48,510 --> 01:38:51,150 Hill Country in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry 1667 01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:54,900 John C Dvorak: in from Northern Silicon Valley, where I stay. 1668 01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:56,070 I'm Jhansi Dvorak 1669 01:38:56,100 --> 01:38:59,460 Adam Curry: we return on Sunday. Please join us and remember, 1670 01:38:59,730 --> 01:39:02,610 we'll be doing the long donation segments. So remember us at 1671 01:39:02,610 --> 01:39:06,930 DeVore act.org/na. Until then, adios mofos Thank you Rich 1672 01:39:06,930 --> 01:39:10,470 coning, Hui Hui, and such