No, no, we gotta eat world. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, March 15 2018. This is your award winning get
my nation media assassination episode 1016
This is no agenda. Beware the
Ides of March and broadcasting live from downtown Austin Tejas
cat with drum Star State in the studio in the morning,
everybody. I'm Adam curry and from
Northern Silicon Valley where I'm keeping my comments to a
minimum on John C. Dvorak. Raglan Buzzkill.
See here I am keeping my opening comments to a minimum to give
you equal opportunity and time. And well done.
Just to prove we don't rehearse the show at all.
Very hard explaining that to people who've heard the show for
the first time in Holland. like wait a minute women so this Oh,
yeah. That's pretty much huh. How does that work? Yes. To
reiterate, the hosts of the show never speak with each other
except on the show.
And we don't know what we're going to talk about. Nope. Until
we get to the show.
And I don't know what John's clips are. I don't even look at
the at the titles. Why would I?
You just confuse yourself. zactly
Happy World contact day.
I think yes. You know, we missed the boat on yesterday.
Pie Day. Yeah, yeah. Well, we didn't have a show. So how could
we How could we even hop on that boat?
And as my wife pointed out, the real irony of Pi Day was Stephen
Hawking died the day before
or whoever was playing the role of Stephen Hawkins. Yes.
Your thesis? Yes. Not just my thesis. Someone may or may not
have died the day before. Yeah. Yeah, but that may have been the
signal. Oh, what do you mean Hey, before Pi Day,
Oh, interesting. Code. Yeah. I know. I met a Stephen Hawkins I
don't know if it was the Stephen Hawkins. But I told you that
story, right. I was in Los Angeles at the the Mondrian
Hotel, which is a real douchebag swanky, hip ass hotel with the
Sky Bar.
Pool. Everyone knows the Mondrian
not everybody knows it. And I was having dinner there. And
there was Steven Hawkins with the with a bunch of hot hot
nurses feeding in
and you went over there? And said, Hi. No, of course not. I'm
very
sure you've heard of me? No, I did not. But world contact day
is interesting. I didn't know about this. World can't contact
Daisy.
We're gonna find out now. I've never heard of it either until
this very minute,
but it's been going on for a while. This was first declared
March 1953. By the international flying saucer Bureau, the ifsb.
Oh, it's a flying saucer day. Yes.
It's a day on which all ifsb members attempt to send a
telepathic message into space. So we can all participate. You
can do your little part by trying to telepathically send
messages of good cheer to our Extra Terrestrial friends.
How do we know they're friendly? We
don't. But we're just we're going to start off by being
friendly.
Yes, that's always been our first mistake in the movies.
Exactly. Well, there's actually some some specially try
to be friendly. Then the army comes in and starts shooting at
everyone attack because
there's some space news. Coincidentally, today. This was
the president speaking in front of some troops in
space the United States is going to do Colonel Glenn proud. We
are finally going to lead again. You see what's happening. You
see the rockets going up left and right. You haven't seen that
for a long time. Yeah, I
only see Elon rockets going up left and right now we're taking
credit for this. I guess. Because a lot of very soon we're
going to Mars going to Mars. John, we're going to Mars very
soon or Elon is going to Mars. We we just heard the President
saying we're going to Mars Mouse in
his pocket, been going to Mars if my opponent won. You wouldn't
even be thinking about it wouldn't be thinking
non sequitur of the day.
My new national strategy for space recognizes that space is a
warfighting domain. Just like the land, air and sea.
I think we actually have an international treaty where we
all agreed that space was not to be weaponized. Am I mistaken on
this? How can he see that as a war, a war battlefield?
Will he not say Get as you know, it's a treaty between the earth
planet in the earth countries that are not going to use
Oh, he's saying in case of some other extraterrestrial aliens,
we can do whatever we wanted a treaty with them that I know of
Oh,
okay. We may even have a Space Force, develop Space Force, we
have the Air Force, we have the Space Force. We have the Army,
the Navy, Space Force, you know, I was saying it inside. Because
we're doing a tremendous amount of work in space. I said, Maybe
we need a new force. We'll call it the Space Force bowl, and I
was not really serious. And Minister what a great idea to do
that.
When I'm not serious, I've got genius ideas,
we have a space force we have the off the World Space Force.
We know this this is an all the National Defense Authorization
Act documents is
always true. We've read from those paragraphs that there's
always a space for.
And then this news which came interesting study
from NASA, NASA says that astronaut Scott Kelly's DNA was
altered in space. The study compared Kelly's DNA to the DNA
of his twin brother was also an astronaut. Researchers looked at
each of their DNA before and after Scott's your long trip to
the International Space Station, they said that 7% of his genes
have been altered.
This brings us to the science fiction story of the I can't
remember who the writer I thought it was Bradbury, but it
might not be. A bunch of humans go to Mars and they settle it
put a colony up. Yeah. And that after a period of I don't know X
number of years, they actually slowly turn into Martian so
nice. Well, they find you know, first of all, you don't need to
go to space to have your DNA change. Just implement 5g, we'll
all be fine. Get that going. Our DNA will be ripped to shreds.
Yes, but But I do remind people from time to time, you know,
this all this talk of space travel. And if you go to NASA's
website today, and you look at you know, are all the young, all
the young millennials who are now running the joint and they
talk about, oh, you know, one day we'll be able to get through
the Van Allen belts and we'll get to explore Mars and like,
wait a minute, we sent guys threw that thing 50 years ago
and back again. And now just being in space changes your DNA.
You got to think Did we really go to the moon? And why did why
did NASA? Why did NASA lose the tapes? Archie? Okay, yeah, for
another time. I got
a special. Yes.
So I flew back from Amsterdam yesterday.
We actually need to know more plane was almost empty. Oh,
that's nice. I love it. When you get on a plane. It's almost
empty. When we flew over to England. Yeah. For Thanksgiving.
The plane was almost empty. And I could lay it out for the first
time and maybe 10 years. I could actually lay out across a whole
row in the middle. Yep.
Yeah. I could do the same. Yeah, there was it's too bad that
flight is stopping. It's only for South by Southwest. Oh,
yeah. I thought it was permanent. But now it's just
just for this
gave us excuse to leave two things South by Southwest and
the bombing?
Well, sadly, South by Southwest is still ongoing. And I don't
understand why they don't just call it the South by Southwest
bomber. I have a clip I'm sure you have one too.
That's a great that you know that funny I didn't think of
that. But that's what they should have called him, which he
showed up with South by Southwest to start bombing well
instead of probably disappear when they leave
instead of that they've they're calling it something else should
we do your clip or my clip? We both? I want to hear the ABC
clip. Let me hear let me hear
new developments here and the urgent search for a possible
serial bomber in Austin, Texas. As we reported last night, three
package bombs exploding. Two people killed. Those packages
left on doorsteps and what we learned late today, ABC is Alex
Perez in Austin.
Investigators in Austin tonight desperately chasing a suspected
serial bomber we're gonna follow up on every lead anxiety
gripping the city after three packages exploded killing to
everybody's
on guard. Just just for a second. Anxiety is not gripping
the city. Alright obtiene has been here she works here she is
around people. You know it's not nice, but he's anxiety gripping
the city in fear. Now that's what they said. boots on the
ground here
lead anxiety gripping the city after three packages exploded
killing to
everybody's on guard. Everybody's real suspicious if
there's any packages,
emergency officials have flooded with more than 265 calls of
suspicious packages near the ground or on the ground near the
middleboxes please advise your not to miss slip. This is the
home where the first bombing occurred back on March 2, you
can see the impact of the power ripping right through this wall
blowing out the door. Authorities tell ABC News The
explosive devices were constructed with nuts, bolts and
nails generating shrapnel and were triggered to explode when
picked up
the fact that they have been able to not only build these
bombs, but then travel with them and deploy them to the target
locations without them exploding shows that they do have a
certain level of sophistication.
And tonight, the youngest victim identified his 17 year old Dre
Lynn Mason, a dedicated student with a passion for music, the
reward for any information leading to an arrest in this
case, now up to $65,000. David,
that's surprising, I expected to hear something in your report,
which I read everywhere. But it was not in this ABC report. And
it comes from the official press conference from the APD.
What we understand at this point is that early this morning, a
resident went out front steps that exploded. That case was
being investigated as a suspicious death. It is now
being reclassified and is now a homicide investigation as well.
And as I've said, we do see similarities and believe that
these cases are linked at this time. However, we don't know
what the motive behind these may be. We do know that both of the
homes that were the recipients of these packages belonged to
African Americans. So we cannot rule out that hate crime is at
the core of this. But we're not saying that. That's the cause as
well.
Yeah, but that got picked up everywhere that I read.
First of all, my clip didn't have any of that because my clip
was onto the third bombing and your clip is only at the second
has already been previously covered. Correct. But
the third one was exactly the same message from the police.
But apparently, ABC doesn't want to promote that
Miss. I'm surprised. I'm very surprised. I thought that that's
what they would go with. Yeah, I don't know what this is. This is
odd.
I think it's some some politic from South by Southwest.
Do you think so?
So looking at these guys, well, again,
that's what I would have called it. I don't understand why they
didn't just call it the South by Southwest bomber. That'd be
great.
It's probably had a bunch of people sending him cease and
desist orders.
Don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah. Anyway, so back on the
plane towards the South by Southwest bombing situation,
which
was a lot of anxiety. Yeah, a lot
of anxiety. First, I wanted to mention something I learned. I
didn't realize this. And it happened maybe two years ago in
the Netherlands, part of the EU harmonization. As you know, all
the United States of Europe, member states have to kind of be
the same. So we already know that, you know, the coffee shops
where you buy your weed, they're no longer legally transferable
to be weed coffee shops. So once the owner sells or dies or
whatever goes out of business, you can no longer use that to
sell weed legally. That's that's how they're trying to, you know,
tamp that down a bit. But here's something that was very
surprising, and it's very, it's strictly enforced. You now have
to be 21 to drink in the Netherlands?
No, I didn't know that was 18. Before.
It was I think it was 16 when I was a kid. And you know, they're
in restaurants carting people, this is completely new. There
was never a situation of cars because
the EU, they can't put up with anyone drinking with it. Yeah,
it's very surprising. And why don't they look at the United
States just to see that that policy is stupid, stupid, all
you get is fake IDs, everywhere. They're advertised everywhere
for immune buying for a bit of Bitcoin. And when kids get their
hands on it, then they drink as much as they can as stupid
policy is just it's a headshake. Or to me. I think it's the same.
Here's completely stupid.
I don't know. This is something I can't get worked up about when
we're not worked up about oh, I think that in Idaho, it's, I
believe is still 18 And I think there's some few states
in Texas I think you can you can drink in a restaurant if your
parents are there or legal guardian. And you're 18 there's
some there's some rule about that, which is interesting. And
I saw a you got to see this recommendation documentary
called 42 grams. Have you ever heard of this movie? No. Oh,
it's about this guy who? I guess he trained at chef trotters
restaurant. You would know what that means? I don't Charlie
Trotter, Charlie Trotter here. And so he decides to do first
and underground restaurants in Chicago. And then he opens it up
as a real restaurant with that you can only have 20 like 20
Place seedings. And his goal was to get a Michelin star in his
first year and you know, and 1010 months after they opened
two Michelin stars it's really if you're if you're in A food is
very interesting documentary 42 grams. I'm very surprising I'd
never heard a cocaine phrase. Now it was two times 21 grams
and 21 grams is something else I can't remember. But speaking of
cocaine
and while on the topic,
Kudlow now the adviser to the president I got a note from the
former New York banker. One line. Kudlow was a cokehead and
an idiot that kind of sums it up but he's supposed to
be 15 years clean
well I'm just telling him what the New York banking elite think
of him well and who was the previous I mean, forget of
course Gary Cohn but in the Obama administration who was the
who was the the economic adviser you don't know no one gives a
crap about this position.
No, it's only been played out by the media because Cohen you know
quit and they did is looking for anything for story. I'm gonna
find out who this is. Maybe it wasn't portlets Gary Cohen I'm
doing the book in knowledge. Okay. I can give you a little
book of knowledge on the wiki patient always have they always
have the previous and you know, they they show you who was there
before? So I go preceded by
Hold on. We're gonna find out I have a I have a chef presents
vaguely rings a bell various ai e n t s. Here's a CNN.
Yeah, we know that when President Trump wants advice or
affirmation, he frequently turns on the TV. But this is one of
the best examples yet of that Trump TV feedback loop. It's not
only that the President live tweets cable news shows gets
ideas from cable news hosts and sometimes calls them up after
they're on the air. Now we actually see him poaching, a
host from cable television. In this case, Larry Kudlow as
you've been talking about.
He should have just said yes, I think CNBC should be my
financial advisor. That would have been easier. Get all over
me not including Andrew Ross Sorkin don't these guys are
jabroni all they can say is by markets down by the dip time to
buy it's up by keep going. Yeah, nothing's moving.
At seven Kudlow was hired by Bear Stearns is the chief
economists cut it also served as an economic council to AB
Laffer, San Diego company owned by Arthur Laffer major supply
side economist.
What is that? Ba ba ba ba ba ba? Explain this to me, because I
keep hearing
that you're not going to explain it because they can't fully
explain it. But generally speaking supply side it has to
do with demand No, no, with with production more than demand.
Here I'll read it supply side economics is a macroeconomic
theory that argues economic growth can be most effectively
created by lowering taxes and decreasing regulation. Oh, well,
there's that Yeah. According to supply side economics, consumers
then benefit from greater supply. Now there was increased
the supply of goods hence supply side. greater supply of goods
and services at lower prices and employment will increase. It was
started by economist Robert Mondale during the Ronald Reagan
administration.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I asked you, right. Although I just want to
make mention that you have to remind me, I in the opening I
said it's episode 1015. But it's actually 1016 Oh, you want to do
the opening again? No, no. Why don't I just edited it in? We'll
go 1016
Remind me to do that.
I'll record it now. 16 There you go. No,
the good. Good work. Yeah. You know, the funny thing you called
me after saying 2015 26 Because it sounds like a familiar year.
Yeah. I noticed in the newsletter I wrote 2016 Oh, no.
They didn't go out. Oh, okay. But as soon as I saw it, I said,
Oh, and then as soon as I saw it in print, I said, Oh, that's why
I'm doing it. It looks like a familiar a year that we recently
had. Yes. Yes. Well, I'll
edit that little bit in it. No one will notice.
Well, now I was gonna have to go back and listen, it'll go
no believe believe it by the time we're done. They'll notice
maybe Alright, so Carlos better it's not like he's a complete
schmuck. That's only done TV. But okay, if you want to play,
but it's also it's not it's an unimportant I don't see.
I don't think it's that important either. Yeah. The
other guy is only doing it as kind of window dressing. They
mean well, they fired a file. It will
explain. Explain this to me. So Tillerson, at what I read
everywhere and again, I was in transit between the EU and get
my prop Per role he fired him by a tweet. I died looked I didn't
I saw an announcement, but I didn't see him being fired. And
is that now? Is there any fact to this news?
It looks like he fired him by tweeting. He didn't talk to him
until two hours after he'd already given his resignation
speech really? Are an hour afterwards. Yeah.
Now it seems to me like he would have known.
Well, I hear I got a little I have the small Tillerson clip. I
have another I took the whole thing down because there's
something in there I need to analyze. But I want you to just
listen to Tillerson hyperventilating, Tommy's not
hyperventilating.
To ensure we have clarity ahead. What is most important is to
ensure an orderly and smooth transition to Narita time that
country continues to face significant policy and national
security challenges. As such effective at the end of the day,
I'm delegating all responsibilities of the Office
of the Secretary to Deputy Secretary of State Solomon.
Well, it's not it's not actually hyperventilating, but it does
sound like he's extremely out of breath.
He's hyperventilating. I mean, I for some people think he's about
to cry. But I hyperventilated on stage once yeah, I've had that
happen. But it's very uncomfortable. Yeah. There's no
real way of stopping he his whole speech was this way. It's
just like, he's just slightly out of breath. It's what it
sounds like, because that's what it sounds like. But he's
hyperventilating. That means you must be extremely upset or
nervous. I don't even know what causes it when I hyperventilated
in public once, I could never put my finger on why I was doing
it in the first place. But I do know that when you start it,
it's very hard to stop. Yeah,
you have to just you have to take a minute to just catch your
breath and slow down
and swallow. It's extremely uncomfortable.
So would you think there was emotions here that Tillerson was
surprised?
I think so. Yeah. But he shouldn't have been in fact, if
you start reading enough about it, you find out that he was
actually he was gone. For all practical purposes. He was gone
in December.
Yeah. After the moron comment.
Yeah. Well, the more common is we've gotten fired as far as
anyone can tell. But But Trump made the mistake of saying, Oh,
no, he's a really good guy. And so he couldn't fire him right
away from the kiss of death. Yeah, it's a really great. Yeah.
Oops. And so he got so he was out in December, according to
everybody, he was completely marginalized. And you would
nobody did wasn't in meetings.
Just also we needed to complete the military coup of of the
White House, which I think is now complete. The whole
administration is now military. Isn't Pompeo also military, ex
military?
No. of Pompeo was milage. I mean, he. I think he might be
seems like a Marine. I'm pretty sure. Okay, we're gonna look him
up. Here. This is a day this the theme today is
being as being it. Just bring it let me see. I did
wrote a column about being it this last week, by the way for
PC Magazine. Oh, what did you write? I wrote that we're being
in it now.
The show that on the show, we're bringing it?
No, I talked about. I was on Bing because I have been set up.
And I've started to notice that Bing has many times has better
photos. And this all began when I had that Cochrane, the singer.
What's his name? Cocker, Billy Cochrane. Now that Cochrane guy
from the 70s with a big Pompidou that was in the you saw him on
the newsletter.
Oh, the guy were the album. Oh, the Trump hair. Yeah, Trump
hair guy. Yeah. And so I noticed that being had much better
photos of him. And so then I started, I stayed on Bing for a
while. And then I clicked around and I ended up with Bing Maps. I
was stunned by Bing maps they have besides having everything
Google has including traffic and Street View, even though they
call it street side. Yeah. And it's not as good as Google's,
but it's still just there. And it's also harder to navigate.
But they have these traffic cams, little dots all over you
can click on any one of them. You see the traffic cam for that
area that you're driving, and it's really a and they have the
and the directions are slightly different. Ah. So I would
recommend people these checked out I think it
being at people. Pompeo was a West Point grad served in the
Army at Western was Captain so yeah, yeah, military. It's all
military.
He's net worth this is, to me is always a bad sign unless they're
completely wrong. His net worth is $345,000.
He does he I mean, is he renting?
Apparently. That's not a lot. No, this is like he's like Joe
Biden, who has like a net worth of nothing.
That's interesting. Meanwhile, I've read that again, you have
to ask if this is true. We're not really got to be captain. He
made it to Captain who's the HUD Secretary again? Ben Carson.
Apparently he's worth $49 million.
Yeah, Carson is smart from what? Well, he's smart. But he is and
he's a neurosurgeon. What a great gig. Yeah. And he's also,
you know, probably I believe he's part of a couple of those
teams, you know, digital HMOs is specialized in certain things
that just make nothing but money
cleaning up. So yeah, so we have Pompeo moving in. We have then
Pompeo is going to be Secretary of State. This is perfect. This
is a complete military takeover. And I think it effectively puts
the FBI in a very bad position because now it's all CIA guys.
And gals. This we have a new CIA director directress What's your
name?
Yeah. Yeah, Gina somebody I have a clip of it. Over announces you
new CIA chief Gina?
Okay. Do we need do we need to play the Tillerson background or
clip? Are we good on that?
We don't need to I don't think I mean, we know what happened.
Okay, here's
New CIA chief Gina
Pompeo. The choice to succeed him to run the CIA will be Gina
Haspel, the first woman to run the spy agency but Martha she
doesn't come without controversy. either.
He or she doesn't Gina Haspel was in charge of one of the CIA
black sites where they did so called enhanced interrogation
including waterboarding of al Qaeda operative Abu Zubaydah,
who was waterboarded more than 80 times she is no doubt going
to be asked about that during confirmation hearings. DAVID
Right.
Martha Raddatz, Washington bureau tonight bar.
Yes, of course, they need confirmation hearing. So we'll
have a fun time when it comes to that. And the CIA, destroying
the documents and all kinds of shenanigans.
Great. Yeah, she's the one who destroyed a bunch of tapes I
personally did that she personally destroyed today.
She's ordered it was she was a head before Pompeo brought her
up to be a director, not director, but whatever is under
director,
assistant director or something. Yeah.
It's got some title. Anyway, she was the head of covert
operations. And she was like a spook
a real one. Yeah. Well, that's who you want?
Well, it depends. As long as she takes the sight of the
administration. That's who you want. But if she's gonna just
continue this, you know, the Walpole CIA, you know, attempted
undermining the presidency? That's not who you want?
I don't think so. Although, you know, there's this there was
this big, like, very three part Expo ze on was the world
socialist website, about all New Democrats who are running. Yes.
And and, and a lot of them are ex CIA, or if there's any such
thing as ex,
I think I might comment on Twitter, because when I first
saw that as a great piece, and I'll put it in the next news,
I'll put a link to it.
Yeah. In the show notes for today, too.
was good. Was something I forgot my train of thought, Damn, it
was my vitamin. A number
of CIA, Democrat, Democrats were on the
Democrat. Well, it went on about how the all these I also did an
exchange with my liberal buddies about this. Do you? Are you
going to read them now? Do you have the actual I don't have it
in front of me. To feature coming up. They said the CIA is
not taken over the Democrat Party. But this article is about
the CIA. All these see ex CIA people running as Democrats
across the country. Yeah. Are they running as Trump hating
Democrats? Or are they running as conservative Democrats are
liberal Democrats. I mean, that guy who just won in Pennsylvania
is a conservative.
That was kind of interesting. First of all, the margin that
that he won by was, I guess, pretty tight.
I'm surprised it was that that close that other guys just a
doofus. Republicans run a lot of doofuses, and they wonder why
they can't win some of these seats. We don't
even know the other guy's name. That's how much of a doofus he
is. Well, this is a this is the one of the ads from this is
Connor lamb, a Democrat who won this Pennsylvania House seats.
My
opponent wants you to believe the biggest issue in this
campaign is Nancy Pelosi. It's all a big lie. I've already said
on the front page of the newspaper that I don't support
Nancy Pelosi, the real issues are the ones that affect your
lives. I'll protect Medicare and Social Security.
Then he goes on. So he's against Nancy Pelosi. And then yeah,
kind of kind of and then what I understand is the Republicans
were all you know, he was a he was a conservative Democrat. No
wonder he won. You know, it's good. Actually. It's good that
the Democrats won there. Yeah. And then the there was a
question about this. I'm in some some press conference with the
Democratic Caucus Chairman and here's his response this
this election was not about Nancy Pelosi Connor Lam really
localized the issue of the attempt to to nationalize it by
the Republicans. I think they need to get a new game book. The
the attempts to to use Nancy Pelosi it's failing them at this
point. And I think quite frankly, it's sexist.
should have known better. Why? Yeah, sure. Sexist. She's the
boss.
Yeah, she's the boss.
You say anything about your boss and then you're sexist?
Yeah, well, that's not was some funny Pelosi stuff floating
around recently. But here's the guy who ran against the guy who
lost this is ABC went after him with this particular little bit.
This is Democrats hate the US and hate God clip,
paints a cone delivering this baseless claim about Democrats.
They have a hatred for our president. I tell you, many of
them have a hatred for our country. And I'll tell you some
more. My wife and I saw it again today. They have a hatred for
God is a quarterback this afternoon voted today. Do you
believe Democrats hate this country and hate God? I want to
he wouldn't answer
condemned. Classic ABC.
They wouldn't know what they missed was any collusion that
should have been in there would have been perfectly I
gotta get there. We got to I sold that thing. Yeah. Any
collusion, any collusion. So the guy was kind of a doofus. And he
was he was not presentable. The other guy's young and marine.
You know, he has some some charisma. Because I'm surprised
that the election was it's a good sign that was as close as
it was, or at least for the Republicans.
Why? Because the guy was so good that they they almost beat him
out.
Yeah. I think he was much more presentable candidate. Yeah,
well, again,
we don't even know the other guy's name, even after play.
David, he just said in that report, and I can't remember it
either.
But look it up the god hating thing. That's dumb. It's just
dumb to say that it's stupid. That's as dumb as what Hillary
Clinton said. Yeah, I got that clip. This was surprising.
Just a one four. She's in India.
The I believe so. I'm not sure actually.
Because I have a Hillary clip where she's in Indiana. She's
condemning white women. Yeah, that's
what I got here.
We do not do well with white men. And we don't do well with
married white women. And part of that is a an identification with
the Republican Party. And a, a sort of ongoing pressure to vote
the way that your husband, your boss, your son, whoever believes
you should.
Yeah, that's just for white women, mind you. Yeah. And white
men. This is the most racist thing I've heard.
She's the worst, this just racist.
It's textbook definition. And she gets a reasonable pass or
Well, that was a dumb thing to say.
She got a lot of Don't kid yourself a reasonable pass. I'm
saying reasonable. You got to pass it all. No one called her a
racist. Oh, well, that the racist thing could have been
tossed at her. Yeah, here's a note. Here's the note I have
from Jason ditzel, which kind of relates to this. We have Gen X
or raising Gen Z. And we're going to talk about this a
little bit on the show. They are listening to no agenda, Alex
Jones and Rush Limbaugh with us discussing liberty and
fractional reserve currency at the table and getting their
bullshit tonometers calibrated during my part, doing my part to
educate Gen Z so they can save the damn Republic. lightdm
Jason? Yeah, good luck. I was thinking to
save the Republic. No, I'm afraid not. Doesn't appear that
way.
Well, what really is there's more influence from peer groups.
And there are seems to me from a lot of parents, but kids
generally speaking, and this would apply to the Hillary
haters and the Trump haters and everybody in between. And I want
to ask people, if you're listening to this, ask yourself
do you vote the way your parents voted? Okay. I would say 90% of
the people would say yeah, my dad was a Democrat. I'm a
Democrat. My dad was Republican. I'm a Republican. Very few
people switch around. And I which I've done I've switched
from I was a Democrat. My dad was a Democrat. I should be a
Democrat. No, no, no. I gave up on that became a Republican then
I became an independent then it became what in California you
can do which is non affiliated. dependent that's no independent
is a separate category. What's the difference? Non affiliate
means I know you can't label me
okay
very California thing so I'm not affiliated and it means I'm not
an independent I'm not a Democrat I'm not a Republican
I'm I may have got to be me and and that but how many people out
there do that they don't they tend to vote which is what the
Democrats are banking on because that's they figure well if
everybody you know comes all the Latinos come in illegally
they're all gonna vote Democrat and then the kids will vote
Democrat and then they'll reproduce a lot and you're gonna
end up with the Democrat take over the country with this
assumption that it would your parents do you do? Yeah.
Well, that was pretty obvious with this whole school walkout
which I thought was intended to be a 17 minutes of remembrance.
But I all I saw was a lot of kids being abused by adults
again, for political means, which as I learned in
Connecticut as against the law
Yes, well, I got that same note it was from Dame Jamie Yeah, it
was very she went back and started mailing everyone and
doing whatever she could bitching about this was a
violation of Connecticut law
Yeah, teachers can't what was the what was the exact
politicize it was you couldn't do anything like this
essentially, it was
and but I think it's true. I mean, all I saw were clips of
Democratic leaders holding hands with the kids and talking about
guns and I just think that and not a single kid I saw
interviewed us I didn't even pull clips I didn't see a single
one that had an actual message about what they would want just
you know, something's got to be done. Okay. Well, what is the
gun violence now? Yeah, the demand you stopped gun violence
now? Yeah. Okay. How's that
work and all the reports in Europe you know, the way that
the way they make it sound which is the same here is these kids
mail they can't believe their lawmakers haven't done anything
to you know, just to get guns off the street to stop stop guns
get get guns away. And not a single mention of the Second
Amendment. Not a single one from BBC Sky News.
No, no, they don't know what the Second Amendment is in Europe
really don't understand. I guess they don't want Europeans to
understand what a constitution is. That will be wrong.
No can't have that. I did have a clip from one of the students it
is part of the student thing. This was what I do with a
student walkout girl mentions Columbine, I thought this was
weird. Especially we should be able to go and feel safe and
learn and not have to fear that something might happen in
Evanston, Illinois, the teenagers calling their
legislators to demand gun reform.
I'm calling to request that you take
action. Our parents had wars. And we have Columbine in there
at Columbine where 13 died a tribute to the victims of both
tragedies
and most of these kids weren't even born during Columbine.
Now the thing is, is that Columbine were 13 were dead
she's equating it with our parents had wars. I don't know
if she realizes maybe they don't teach it 50 million people died
in World War Two alone. Yeah. Well, we should call it by we
lost our Columbine is what we that's our you know, we had
Columbine our parents had these stupid wars. Well, that's by the
way, what about the other school shootings besides Columbine? She
doesn't mention any of them. Just call them How
about how about Vegas was 68 people killed? Columbine? But
yeah, but even more obvious is the the the the mind programming
really pollution? When we have an issue in the United States
and we don't want to do anything about it. We just declare war on
it. You know, war on poverty, war on drugs, anything we'd
really don't want to change. Just declare war homeless. Yeah.
And then actual wars. We don't declare them which is the cool
thing about it. When you go bomb some country we don't declare
war. This is South Carolina, this Governor Henry McMaster
about the student walkouts
understand that there's a left wing group that is coordinating
this around the country. I think the children it appears that
these school children innocent school children are being used
as a tool by these left wing group to further their own
agenda. It is not about the tragedy. It's not about the
school children of what we should all do and what these
students can should do. And I imagine a lot of them intend to
do is to is to pray and to hope for the families of those who
were slain. But this is a this is a tricky move, I believe by a
left wing group from the information I've seen to use
these children as a to to further their own meanings. This
sounds like a protest to me. It's not a memorial. It's
certainly not a prayer service. It's a political statement by a
left wing group. And it's so shameful.
I agree. It is shameful.
I think it's I think it's ridiculous. Find somebody a
little more erudite in this character.
Well, people are afraid to say these things. They're free. I
was watching the view. Ah, I know. By accident. Yeah. And
they had, you know, there's McCain girls on there now. Yeah.
Megan. And she has said, I think I have a clip of at least part
of this, which led to her saying, I don't think I should
talk about I don't think I should talk about it. Here it
is. didn't play this afterwards. She says I don't think I should
be talking about this about the student walkout and all the rest
because I'm with the Second Amendment and I'm at NRA Proud
member and she went she is she is sorry. Bihar
is a proud member of the NRA. Oh, McCain scared me. That would
be good. So she goes on and on. And then she says and she says
that these guys who are representing all students is
like it's marginalizing a lot of kids who are conservatives that
you know, are fine with guns.
Well, I think the point is, she got shouted down for that by
Well, of course, but the point is, what if the children in
Texas not Austin, but in Texas, decided to do a march for pro
life march? It wouldn't have received the same type of
fawning adulation that that this March did.
No. pro life marches are known to not really attracts a lot of
media. Yeah,
I think it would have been the opposite thing would have been a
lot of crazy unhinged media these days. No,
I don't think so. I they just ignore it. They have their
agenda they do what they do and this you know, they
are you going to play some Bae hard because I got I got a I
gotta go
I do have the I have. I have Beyhadh going here she goes
after pants. And then she has to apologize. And I was kind of
amused by that. I don't know if we should play it. But I was at
her apology was just so an insincere. It was unbelievable.
But she was on the show about the students. I pulled this is
not about the student protests, but it's about something else,
which is one of our themes of our show, which is how a false
narrative which the best way to put it, because people hate that
word, a false narrative that's created somewhere along the way,
in this case, Russian meddling in the election, or worse the
way they are puts it in it's thrown into the media is thrown
into the public domain and it's used at the are like the red
line in Syria and the Syrians gassed their own people. Yeah.
Which from the at the base doesn't make any sense. It
becomes part of the lexicon. It's part of everyone.
It's true. It's just true. It's a fact. It's true. It's
true. It's all bullshit. And here's Bay heart delivering on
one of these
reminds me of the 60s Not that I was born yet but but I heard
that people took to the streets and it's interesting at that
time, it was against the Vietnam War. And this time it's against
guns. So it takes it takes violence I think sometimes to
get people on the feet and get out there. Like we've been cyber
attacked by the Russians. Everybody knows that now, but
because it's not something that you can like see, it's not a
giant it's not tangible. People are not reacting the way they
probably should
cyber attacked. You've been cyber attacked.
We've been cyber attacked by the Russians. Everyone knows that to
be true.
It's fact she even adds that it's it's beautiful. Everybody
knows this is true. Just as a fact. I'm not even gonna go into
explaining what really happened.
We've explained it on the show so much. It doesn't matter it
doesn't I want to hear her apology for
her Well, first you want to hear what she said? Well, you can
skip that. Yeah, just play the apology and you'll hear a is
after pence went after her. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So pence
goes after her and then a couple of different media so AB the
word is ABC got a little upset and demanded that she cuz she
kept going on with this.
Now I got to hear the original this listen to the original.
I think when you have a mike pence that now sort of puts this
religious veneer on things and calls people Values Voters. I
think we're in a dangerous situation. Look I'm like, I'm a
faithful person. But I don't know that I want my Vice
President.
Well speaking in tongues
before, I don't know if I was one thing to talk to Jesus, it's
another thing when Jesus talks to you exactly. Illness if I'm
not correct, I'm hearing voices. My question is, can he talk to
Mary Magdalene without his wife in the room? I don't think so.
Oh, that's me. I don't think so. I don't think anyone could be
worse than Trump. About Mike Pence and his religiosity and
everything else. I don't think that he's mentally ill, even
though he says he is hearing voices. I don't think he's that
crazy. He has no charisma whatsoever. I don't think he
would get re elected. I don't think he would want to destroy
the environment. I don't think that he would make it his life's
purpose to go against everything Obama did. I don't think he
would would antagonize Kim Jong Un on AI. That's why I think he
would be better okay, because Trump is the worst.
Yeah, okay. Well, wasn't the all that bad, but
no, it wasn't that bad. But she did associate mental illness
with
Sure. With religiosity, whatever that means. Yeah. How about just
religion? So word or belief or whatever. Religiosity is a word?
Oh, yeah. All right now the apology? Yeah.
So yeah, so I think Vice President Pence was right. I was
raised to respect everyone's religious faith, and I fell
short of that. I sincerely apologize for what I said.
Okay. Yeah, go go. It's get back to guns. Right on cue. And when
we're talking about bringing more guns into schools, John Q.
I'm just on my phone in the back of the class. This is actually I
should set this up better. This is a teacher was showing gun
safety in the class and he went off. His gun went off. Yeah, the
guy's a cop to hit the ceiling. Breck caches, you know, piece of
fragment hits a kid here's the kid and his dad.
I'm just on my phone in the back of the class. Now that right
there
is enough. You're in school? Why are you in the back of the class
on your phone just as a small small minor Neil, but he asked
him anything about long minor nitpick What are you doing in
school if you're just in the back on your phone, okay.
And then I hear a loud, like, boom, I don't know what it was
at first. And everyone's like, all laughing and saying stuff.
And I noticed that it's a gun that went off. And then my
friend said, Oh, you got shot. And I was just laughing. Because
I didn't even like feel anything because it happened so fast. And
then I look at my shirt like that. And there's a like blood
on my shirt. And then I like, wipe my neck kind of and a
bullet fragment comes off my neck.
I'm highly skeptical. Yeah, I'm highly skeptical. That was a
bullet fragment. But I mean, you got to think that for this to
happen, is it just right on cue? Is it just hey, let's just pay.
Who's gonna shoot one off in the class so we can show it's a bad
idea? No, don't do
it. Both will do it. Yeah. Now you have this argument. You can
say, well, it's teachers should have guns. That's what Trump
says he's an idiot. Because here's a here's a teacher with a
gun. Who is as is a cop, too. Yeah. And he can't even control
the gun. He shot it off accidentally. So this is a bad
idea. If you got a teacher who's actually a cop. He knows how to
use a gun and he can't do it. How could the regular teacher do
it?
And the kid was black and should have added some racial element
so much they miss always.
Yeah, they always miss something with a trigger is good enough.
Yeah, it's all part of the scheme just to shut down any of
these any opposition? It's not gonna work.
Well, the sad thing is that we have less and less talk about
the SSRIs and drugs that are making kids crazy. And yes, that
goes back to Columbine. There's no conversate combo. No
conversation about that at all. Although, Samantha Bee her show
still on the air. I didn't realize yes, surprisingly, still
on the air. She had a segment about mental health and the alt
right. And white men, boys, kids, that was so astonishing. I
cut it down. It was very long, I cut down all the funny little
clips that she goes to that completely unnecessary. And
actually, it's kind of better when she just when you just hear
almost a full read of what she's trying to communicate. I did
want it's a little long, but I do want to listen to it because
it's it really shows you the the thinking and I think it's scary.
It's scary thinking right now
the party that voted over 50 times to weaken mental health
care is suddenly very concerned about mental health care.
They're concerned in the sense of funding it or doing anything
about it but concerned enough to use it as a distraction.
Okay sicko like this guy. He was a sick guy,
a lunatic kid gone crazy, the
poster child for a
mentally deranged individual, a deranged madman,
this insane monster, this individual was nuts. If we
keep screaming that he's crazy, everyone will forget that he did
this with a gun that no one should ever have in the first
place.
You see, this is this is very, very well done. That she's
turning it around, well, worse, you're on the sidelines saying
hey, think about crazy. Think about what what's making these
people this way. And she turns it around and says, Oh, no,
that's the distraction. It should be about guns which
nobody should have. And she clarifies that it's her own
opinion. We all know how
I feel about guns. I hate them and I want to melt them down
into jewelry for transgender vegans. And I ask for more
funding for mental health, especially for my writers, every
last one of whom has seasonal affective disorder. Guys, please
get up. I promise. I'll introduce you to John Oliver one
day. But most mass murderers aren't mentally ill only about
22% of them are. That's an
interesting statistic. Where'd
she get that? Well,
there's a difference between being mentally ill and being on
antidepressants.
What did she go back into? She said most mass murderers, didn't
she?
Let me see what she said. Come on back it up.
Fighters every last one of whom has seasonal affective disorder.
Guys, please get up. I promise. I'll introduce you to John
Oliver one day. But most mass murderers
aren't mass murderers, mass murderers. mass shooters
different than mass murderers. I would say ball mass murderers
are mentally ill. But I would think so. But again, it's about
the distractions really
ill only about 22% of them are that means the other 78% are
just hateful assholes. And yes, Nicholas Cruz was mentally ill
but entirely
of which we have absolutely no proof more or less than any
other case. Have we seen reports that said he was mentally ill?
No, he was going to therapy. She's contradicting herself
actually. Apart from
that. He was also a violent bigot. Nicholas Cruz wasn't the
only mass shooter to hold racist views inside the
show shows the Instagram and all this stuff and he's wearing the
Maga hat Law Center has developed a probe this is this
is what's interesting Southern Poverty Law Center is in her
show now
Nicholas Cruz was mentally ill but entirely separate from that
he was also a violent bigot. Nicholas Cruz wasn't the only
mass shooter to hold racist views. In fact, the Southern
Poverty Law Center has developed a profile for what they call alt
right killers.
This is good. alt right when from a media you know kind of
media online stories to to a group of killers. Wow. All
right. Would you say all right murders. Is that what she said?
I'll back it up. Yeah, this is insane. Violent
bigot. Nicholas Cruz wasn't the only mass shooter to hold racist
views in fact, the Southern Poverty Law Center has developed
a profile for what they call alt right killers old right killers
There you go beautiful young white men characterized by their
indoctrination into alt right ideology and their appreciation
of Rick and Morty on a level that you couldn't possibly get.
Although funny is scary to say these things. Just because they
they consider themselves alt right now they're killers. I
think that's taking it a bit far. So far, the
SPLC has identified 13 All right killers who have murdered or
injured over 100 people. This baker's dozen of nightmares
includes Dylann Roof, Elliot Rodger and Charlottesville
killer James Alex fields. But where are these young, angry
white men becoming radicalized? The internet on a podcast? These
people are basically white ISIS except more effective. That's
right. The only thing that white supremacists are actually better
at than brown people is terrorism and wearing shorts
with the most pockets. But I am not saying that every young man
who gets red pilled is being radicalized. Oh wait, no, yes, I
am because that is what being red pill means.
Wow. Now we've gone from all right, white guys, old white.
They're killers and now it's that you've been read pilled ie
you may not agree with the current agenda.
When it comes to online radicalization red pillars don't
always start off wanting to burn down the world. Maybe they're
just looking for dating tips. Many of these communities are of
self labeled in cells short for involuntarily celibate. I mean
sure, okay. I mean, I call myself a bit calm if ah, short
for big Call the Midwife fan which is really my favorite
online community? Believe it or not, insoles have a lot to say
about women who they call roasties which I guess is a slur
about how sis women's genitals look like roast beef. Joke's on
them because my vagina is actually a fully functioning
gelato shop. It's way too cold in there and everyone tells me
the ones in Italy are better
I had no sheet that this is a trick that was learned on the
John Stewart show this used also by Colbert in less less extent,
but mostly by what's his name? The British guy. Oliver Oliver.
It was just You get used as you start going into these these
serious comments, you lightened it up with something that's
extremely off the topic and very funny they to relax the audience
so they're more susceptible to more of the propaganda, right?
You throw the joke in and then you throw in another piece of
horrible propaganda. Yeah, exactly. Although this joke was
pretty funny.
All the jokes are pretty funny. That's what these people are.
They're comics. Yes. They can be funny. Yeah, but, but I don't
like the idea of propagandists being comics, do
you think that this is done on purpose? It's a formula. Right?
But it's the formula did Samantha B say how can I mind
control people? No. Okay. No, it's just a formula that works.
Well, I hope not. I think she's David have these opinions, which
they have amongst themselves are extremists. anti American is
where I see it. But I could be extreme by saying that. And they
want to get these opinions out and they know they're harsh. And
so they they back off on the harshness with this very funny
material, like you just said is pretty funny. It's all pretty
funny. And they exist so they can keep you relaxed enough to
keep hearing the bull crap that they're delivering, most of
which is bullcrap. Period.
Let's listen to another minute
functioning gelato shop. It's way too cold in there. And
everyone tells me the ones in Italy are better. All right,
mass killers aren't isolated. They grow out of online
communities where people idolize Santa Barbara killer Elliot,
Rodger. Phil message board after message board with praise for
school shootings and Photoshop Dylann roofs hair cut onto their
avatars. To be clear, these are people who don't know. Look.
These kinds of online communities are where Nicholas
Cruz, Elliot Rodger and a lot of mass shooters were made. Isn't
it fun to imagine a glorious world where we take that threat
as seriously as we take Muslim refugees and aggressively
peaceful black people. Before an alt right shooter starts mass
shooting. He's just an angry white man who hates women and
people of color and being angry. And hateful is not a mental
illness. In fact, some days it feels like it's as American as
apple pie. These people
all right, oh, yeah. Anti Trump, anti Americans.
If we want to prevent more deaths, we have to not just
treat mental illness but fight hate. Therapists can't cure
hundreds of years of misogyny and racism and we shouldn't ask
them to so you know what, in the meantime, let's just do whatever
the fuck Emma and her friends tell us to do. We'll be right
back.
So that was you know, she says let's fight hate but if you
really break that down, that was hate filled
completely from beginning to end and racist. Again, racism is
such a bad message. Oh, and it's along the same lines of we were
cyber attacked fact everybody knows that now. It's just white
men suck balls. The women the hate women, we can't get laid
with the hate. We can't get lower cells in cells.
Involuntary celibate, I'd never heard of this term in in cells.
Involuntary celibates will be Long's up with this crap
will be long gone. But I'm gonna tell you this will have effects.
This has effects this kind of this kind of Yeah, it's
just a device of material Extremely so. Yeah. And, and
then the subtlety, which has to be by we can listen to the whole
clip again. I don't want to know, but we could listen to the
whole clip again. And you hear the subtleties that are actually
propaganda in themselves where for example, she says that mass
murderers are not insane.
Yeah, yeah, only 22% are mentally ill. Yeah, only
22% of mass murderers are mentally ill. Are you kidding
me? Yeah.
Yeah, she didn't. She didn't even say school shooters. It was
just mass killers murder. mass murderers? Yes.
Well, I know they're saying, Oh, they're seen as a joke. Pam
makes sense. And she slips that in, which is just nonsense. It
was it was a work of art. But that's why I stopped watching
her because I get so annoyed. You get triggered. Yeah. I get
triggered by the fact that I'm watching someone trying to pull
one over. Yeah. And I don't consider it funny. And I every
time she does one of those aside jokes, which is John Oliver, he
does the same thing. And there's a formula for it. It gives Joe
this material and then you lightens up the privacy law,
which makes you open for the next salvo of comp, constant
nonsense. Yeah, it's just people cite oh, what does she do what
John Oliver said about this on the last show? Yeah, guys a
comic. Are you kidding me?
No, he's he single handedly raised awareness for net
neutrality. John, He is the guy.
Right? The perfect example. His net neutrality argument was
completely bogus. Yeah. But but it was using the same tricks.
Yeah. That again, all stemmed back to the John Stuart show
where it was where they were developed. It's almost like
they're all buddies. Because they I mean, if you watch the
Stephen Colbert show at all, he'll brace a man to be on all
the time. Bring Colbert on all the time. Yeah, I will say
though, this is I'm sorry cool barrel bring on Stuart all it's
Stewart he'll bring on he'll bring on his other pallial Bring
on Oliver all the time. They
are the only group of comedians who have actually enabled to
continue to make funny comedy because of that formula I think.
Because most comedians are just flailing and failing. Even Chris
Rock even Chris Rock 10 can really pull it off anymore
everything's so politically correct
well there is a problem with some of that and those guys
right and these guys can they can pull it off because of the
the formula makes it politically correct whatever you say
exactly. As long as as a joke. Well with that it's high time
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Never. Yeah. And by the way, there's some clips of him in
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With with a teleprompter flubs that I can clip?
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Our formula is this we go out we get people in the
mouth so I brought up that page yesterday with all intends to
fix it. And so what I thought that yes, okay. He has got this
stickers thing is funny, but the other one is off is the there
was another piece that was wrong. And I had to rewrite it a
little bit and people can go donate right now just saw One
thing and then you'll see what we're talking about, is it'll
pop up at the end. Okay. And so then I said, Well, you know, I
guess I want to open Dreamweaver as
club. Dreamweaver. Yeah. Do you sure it's not front page?
So very funny. Anyway, so
Dreamweavers funny to believe me.
What do you use to edit your web pages?
The I don't edit anything I use my out, my freedom controller
creates them automatically. I don't have to go
in and allows you to visually get past this HTML.
Don't need to do that. Dreamweaver.
Again, what do you use to edit your web pages? So anyway, I
wasn't going to do it. Because meanwhile, MailChimp has these
new two new things I've been wanting to check out. One was
create a landing page. And the other one was create an ad. And
I said, Well, this could be an ad or a landing page. I mean,
it's what it kind of looks like. It's kind of a landing page. So
I go like this. The ad is like it's like a whole customized
thing for getting an ad into Facebook. Oh, gosh. Oh, yeah.
The landing page. I couldn't figure out heads or tails. What
the what they're trying to accomplish.
They're probably trying to show some kind of click through
metric or some kind of conversion metric.
I have no idea. All I know is that the landing page was I
think was to get mail, get people to get on your mailing
list. Whatever. The case, I was so disappointed. I got
disheartened. And I never worked on the page and never opened
Dreamweaver.
Okay. We had a helicopter crash in New York City. Yes. And I of
course, saw the video and I heard the I have some standing.
I've been a pilot of rotorcraft for 10 years now 12 years a long
time. And I saw seemed like procedures were kind of being
followed. engine failure, made a call the auto is an auto
rotation but a very poor as floats are deployed. The doors
are open, these are all standard procedure, open the doors floats
if you got him, but he had no flare, the F L ar e, the pilot
did not flare properly, they smacked the water hard, which
would have that mean it could have been a perfect water
landing. And then they topple over. And I guess because of the
types of harnesses they were using during a photo flight
where maybe the doors were open all the time, clearly had poor
instruction on how to release the harness, which is one twist.
And of course, you know, you've got almost freezing water. So
you don't have a lot of time. A very sad day record, as we say
in the aviation business. But the news of how this happened is
bull crap
jurors died among the victims, a Dallas firefighter and a tourist
from Argentina. Pilot Richard Vance told police a strap from a
passenger's bag may have accidentally wrapped around and
pulled an emergency fuel cut off lever like this, the tourists
trapped in their harnesses similar to these as the chopper
turned over and sank.
What they showed the this was a manual throttle throttle lever,
the lever lever that could have retarded the engine, but these
things are slaved. I mean, you no longer use those. They're all
they're all connected to the to your collective, which has the
throttle you twist the collective which is the stick in
the middle. For people who don't know what it is. You twist that
to control the engine RPMs and you know, it's the servo would
have pushed it right back in any case, it would not have stalled
the engine the pilot would have just been able to rev it back
up. There is an emergency fuel cut off on the end. I know this
helicopter I've flown at the the A is 350 B and it's on the
collective itself. It's a switch and it's it has a trigger guard
in there. I mean, there's no way a bat if if a bag wrapped around
that the helicopter would have been making some crazy moves. So
this is just not true. At least you know the story they say
that's what the pilot said. I'm surprised the pilot spoke to
them at all, but it's not true. I don't know what happened. I
didn't know No. So I don't understand why any airman would
even suggest that and then what they beat with the new showed
was had nothing to do with it.
Well now we've I think we've we've had a breakthrough here
because you're knowledgeable. We've proven it the news media
is full of crap.
Yes. G 1016 episodes and we've done it finally proof
proof positive.
Yeah, well, you know, the BBC is now trying to teach kids how to
spot to how to spot fake news. Yeah, this was good. Did you
play the little game they made Course nuts. So they've made the
BBC has put together an online game where you become a
reporter. And you get your briefing, you know, hey, it's,
it was so so long and so stupid. I didn't pull any clips from it.
But you have to now go and figure it out. How do you how do
you determine what is real news and fake news and I have
probably six or seven videos on this BBC website, I cut one
down. That kind of gives you the idea of what they think a what
is fake news, what constitutes fake news. So the definition of
it by itself, which actually what do you think Fake news is
John, what what does that what is fake news?
I think it's a variety of things. And I believe that the
definition of fake news is somewhat vague. But and I don't
think it's a generally accepted definition. I think people some
people see fake news, the most extremist opinion is a fake news
is something that's created either the blue to go into the
into the mainstream as an as there's no basis in truth to any
of it. I think that's the classic fake news. hoax would be
another word for that. Yeah. Then I think slanted stories
that leave out important facts I personally think is fake news.
Admission, as we talked about, mostly on this show, there's a
lot of stuff that no, this is a real story. Yes, it's a real
story. But the way you're telling it you just gave us a
good example with the helicopter. Well, it by the
strongest definition you can say that was fake news. It was made
but there was not fake news. And so far as the helicopter crash
didn't happen. It did.
The BBC categorizes fake news. As news that is untrue. Then I
believe in this clip, they also say can also be by omission. But
it it only is fake news. If it's untrue or something is omitted
and therefore distorting the truth for political or
commercial gain. They have a very distinct definition of it,
which is I think the first time anyone's really defined it that
way. Which is the i don't think i What do you think?
I liked the definition because there's a fake news style, which
is just good for the LOL tells the lols the lols which has
gotten that you know there's no political or commercial gain
involves just some jokers having fun.
That's parody or
it's a hoax
hoax. Let's listen to their their child indoctrination
video. Kids were also hit fake news.
We think it's a problem. I think Fake news is a problem because
it can influence how people make decisions. It leaves me feeling
like I don't know who to believe. And it worries me that
people are very not misinformed. And if we're misinformed, how
can we understand the world
around us, I think is a problem because it leads to confusion,
and we begin to mistrust all news sources.
Now, during this really hit beat, there were large sections
where it's just the beat which I cut out. And they have big words
big yellow words, you know, but white words. Just to tell you
what it is, you know, fake news. That's what it
is. But what exactly is it fake news is lies and propaganda told
for a political or commercial purpose, which deploys digital
technology, social media and new networks to go viral to reach
around the world and influence millions away. Well,
no, I knew that would trigger Yeah, that's the BBC man. That's
their that's their head of news saying this
is bullcrap. So in other words, what he's saying is that if one
of these bogus stories I will mention one of them, I've been
working on it. I haven't gotten anywhere, if you remember was in
The Washington Post. It was about how Trump was selling off
some art or something and he wanted in to the story to the
Guggenheim. And he wanted in exchange he wanted a golden
toilet that they had an exam. They gave him they gave him the
game of golden toilet said you this was played as a straight
news story to make him look like an idiot. And so I contacted the
public relations department and they refused to discuss it.
Would they would they at least corroborate it? Nope. Ha that's
interesting.
So I believe this story was made up and and the Guggenheim is
like coy about it because they don't want to say want to get to
Ticknor ringer because they you know rely on on donations like
we do and the people that fund this thing.
Yeah, except when we don't edit ourselves like that like they do
but okay.
No, we don't. But we don't have the same intent that they Have
they have a museum? We don't
look at what's in this show. We're museum pieces. What are
you talking about? We have.
So I believe that's a fake news story is in a newspaper, so that
doesn't qualify under the BBC.
Oh, yeah. And especially because you know, it only it's only fake
news if, if then is used on social media to create memes and
go viral.
Yeah. Which means it's been tried attempted to go viral, you
know, because but it's the one of the Trump stuff is like, you
know, people are getting sick of it.
I think we also have to note that, you know, something can
also go viral on television news. And we see that all the
time. Well, let's continue. This is I love this little bit, the
BBC indoctrinating the kids
got that told for a political or commercial purpose, which
deploys digital technology, social media, new networks, to
go viral to reach around the world, and influence millions of
people very, very quickly.
Why not just call it propaganda, then? I mean, if it's propaganda
that uses online networks, just call it what it is propaganda.
Fake news is one of those phrases of the moment. But
essentially, we're talking about news stories, information that
people are deliberately trying to distort for political
advantage or commercial advantage, for example, trying
to get profit or make a profit out of a situation. That's,
well,
there you go. Is that native advertising? No,
that's what CNN and MSNBC and Fox News are. They all exploit
stories put their own slant on it for commercial gain for
ratings. So yeah, news is fake news, by your definition.
So what about news that's just wrong light when someone's just
made a mistake, mistakes can be made. Journalists sometimes make
mistakes, but not often ting or sometimes you might be reading a
story and the headline could be misleading, or a photo in that
story could have been changed in some way. It might even have
been changed to make you laugh to make you want to share it.
These stories we wouldn't necessarily call fake news. But
they are misleading in some ways. So a fake or false stories
tell us something is real, when it's actually not. What about
when someone tells us something is fake or false, when it's
actually real and true.
We need to be very careful about the misuse of the phrase fake
news.
If you're a politician who wants to close down debate, then you
might use the phrase fake news, because you don't want people to
ask you questions. Something uncomfortable, okay, that's a
legitimate area for democratic inquiry. So it's really
important that we clear about what fake news does. And doesn't
mean
you're feeling confused. I'm feeling confused, right? There's
all these words, fake news hoaxes spin, but in the end,
just be aware that not everything you see online is
completely true.
It might be helpful to think of it not just in black and white
terms, but there's lots of different ways that a story
might be misleading or inaccurate and might be spin.
And in all of these situations, it's helpful to step back and
just ask yourself, Is this likely to be true? Does this
feel right before you go and share it on social media and
pass that story along?
Okay, I got it. You got to sit back. Check yourself make sure
it feels right before you post it on social media. Wow. Not
have not a mention of bias anywhere in this fine
instructional video by the beep I just don't think it's that
simple. I think this is very harmful. I don't think this is a
good idea to teach it this way.
No, I agree. I'm 100% with you on this. It's a simplification
is not really a positive thing. No. All right.
Let's talk about this.
Let's talk about the dog.
Really, I avoided the story.
Well, I got the second property because this is because it
reminds me I think we were dealing with a random number
event okay, because the dog thing happened and then the next
day another dog thing happened and I suspect if the United
doesn't make some serious changes have always said this
you're gonna get a speeding ticket, change all your habits,
your driving habits immediately because otherwise you're gonna
get another one and then maybe a third one. This is the way this
the way the world operates is two random number number theory.
And because these things happen in bunches, and so united didn't
do anything so they had this situation reoccur and so I want
to play dogs on United one is the ABC report here
at home tonight a new trouble for United Airlines. Just 24
hours after apologizing for what happened to one family's dog on
a plane United now making headlines for yet another
mistake another dog supposed to be brought to Kansas City. But
where did that dog end up? Here's ABC is Lindsey Davis now.
Tonight new Lowe's for United after had mistakenly put this
dog Ergo on a 12 hour flight to Japan. Paris window was with her
family flying from Oregon to Kansas City. But when she got to
the cargo facility to pick up her German Shepherd, she was
given a Great Dane instead.
He's probably scared and freaked out. Oh, probably hurting too
because he doesn't have his medicine now
either. She says you I told her the dogs were accidentally put
into the wrong travel kennels Ergo will now be flying back
first class to Kansas tomorrow night.
Brother. I stopped it there. What do you mean he's flying
back first class. He's in a kennel in the hold? Do they have
a special section in down there? Well, I got an email service.
I got a note from producer Bob. Who says I just booked a
business class ticket with Australian Austrian Airlines.
The system online said there were five free seats I went to
go select my seat only two are available. I call them up they
say yeah, the other seats are blocked for for passengers with
pets even though they haven't booked yet. They have a number
of business class seats that they booked next to each other
or in tandem for apparently a lot of passengers who travel
with pets and one separate seat for their pet.
Oh God let's just finish this report with dogs on united to
United's apology for this mistake comes after the tragic
death of this puppy cookie dough on a flight from Houston to New
York on Monday. He is a member of her family the family and
other passengers had the the flight attendant demanded the
puppies carry on case be moved from under the seat in front of
them into the overhead bin
and we're like it's a dog. It's a dog and she's like it doesn't
matter. You still have to put it up there.
When the plane landed at LaGuardia. After three hours,
the castanos discovered co Ketos body.
She took him out and open the thing and she got the dog.
John tonight United says their flight attendant quote did not
hear or understand there was a dog in the bag and did not
knowingly place the dog in the overhead bin.
With us live from LaGuardia tonight and Lindsey United
Airlines now announcing changes to make sure something like this
doesn't happen again.
Exactly right. David. As of April, they plan to start
issuing bright colored bag tags for customers who are traveling
with an animal inside the cabin. They say that that way. As soon
as the flight attendant sees those tags, they're gonna know
there's an animal inside that bag. We've also just heard from
United they say that they have fully refunded the passengers
tickets and pet fees. It's not clear that that's going to be
enough. David
Davis, thank you.
That was a French Bulldog. They're worth about 1000 bucks
apiece that dog. So they're not that definitely getting their
ticket back is not enough to say the least. But this the latest
thing with United This is the reason I'm playing this story
because I'm so irked by this is the lying that they're starting
to do now the stewardess says, Oh, I didn't understand a word.
They said they couldn't speak English. Let's go back and play
this little girl whose dog it was. Dogs on United ISO
were like it's a dog. It's a dog. And she's like, it doesn't
matter. You still have to put it up there.
Oh, yeah, no, that's bullshit. Sound like somebody you can
understand what she's saying? No, but I can't understand a
word. She's saying. But
what was interesting to me. Tina picked me up the airport
yesterday. And she said, Oh, this dog story. And I said no.
She said, Well, you know, that's horrible. That couldn't breathe
up there. So whoa, stop Hold on a second. The overhead been
there's no reason. I mean, it's all sad. And it's all messed up.
But there's no reason the dog wouldn't be alive. I think the
dog just died of a heart attack of fear, you know, being shut up
in that space, but not any other reason.
And now, the dog
could have died under the seat.
French Bulldog. I think the dog would have died under the French
Bulldogs route, genetically have a breathing problem and they
commonly suffocate and die.
Just for no good reason. Well, no, there's
usually good reason they're put shoved in a in an overhead.
Yeah, that's not good.
That's not good. So I don't know why you're taking the side of
the of the United
I'm not taking the side of the united people at all I'm saying
what I'm saying is the way the stories presented, the illusion
was created that the dog suffocated because it was in the
overhead bin where he did my my point was the dog probably would
have suffered underneath the seat would have died underneath
the seat as well. Probably. Well,
I would assume they take him out once in a while. I also I
would also assume that during the flight they would open up an
entire
question has not been asked or answered and why is not a good
story. Tell me why. First thing I'd ask Why don't you would you
take the dog down during the flight? Why wouldn't you? It's
not a good story. It's just not Well, I I would say this. These
people sounded to me like they had maybe never flown before and
they don't know that you can go up and take stuff down during
the flight. Not everybody knows you can do that. Not everyone's
experienced.
Okay, Well, I'm glad you brought this non story up.
It's a story it's it's the callousness of the current state
of service in this country. And the United Airlines is one of
the worst that is right now. They've I think overtaken
American as a crappy carrier that can place the Delta.
I had a good experience on the Delta.
Well, maybe things are changing. I don't know. How was your in
and out of the country experience? Ah,
was very good. Going out of the Netherlands. I just checked my
bag. And then I called my my military guy, and they took me
through the VIP center again, and it worked. Oh, yeah. As
beautiful. Yeah, it's really good. Then I they did have a,
they used to have this long time ago, they did have a little
question stand. So pre boarding, before you board, there was a
pre boarding staging area, we have to go and talk to an agent.
And the agent says, you know, did you pack your bag yourself,
etc, etc, the same questions the, that were asked when I
checked my bag, but okay. They had that. But it was it was, as
I said, the flight was almost empty. So it wasn't a hassle
arriving. I gotta try this next time Tina, and I arrive on
international, I have a feeling that these. So the way it is an
Austin, we're building this international terminal. And the
reason it had to be built specifically is for the 747. So
we didn't have any gateways or anything that fit them. And this
was a 767. So you get off the plane. This is jetway that you
walk for 10 minutes, because you're essentially walking
through a construction site, you don't see it. And then you go
down the stairs. And that's the very small international
arrivals area, which has the baggage claim right there. And
the six or seven different customs border patrol stands.
And these days, you can do your immigration, if you have the
app, you can go to a kiosk on the left. But then on the right
is the Global Entry which I paid you know 500 bucks for had to
hold the interview had to go to Dallas, all this bull crap just
to get that I think they're the same. And what I'd like to try
just I don't in fact, I don't think it makes any difference.
If you have global entry or not. You never have to show your
card, you just scan your passport, there's nothing on the
ticket that rolls out. That indicates a Global Entry number
or trusted traveler. Number one, just recognize your passport,
you're answering the same questions, you know, no, I don't
know I'm not bringing anything illegal in and then it prints it
out with your picture, which is never of my face. Because it's
pretty good. Pretty much guess my Adam's apple each time, the
camera I think that you can just put your regular passport and I
don't think you have to have a global entry. I want someone to
try it. And if someone doesn't do it before we traveled and
we're gonna we're gonna try it.
That's it. So apparently you've already tried it because they
said he never asked you for the global entry card.
Well, I don't know if somehow the Global Entry is in the
database. When it scans my passport. It says awkward to
use. He's good to go. I don't think so. That's exactly my
point. I don't think so. I think it's a big bull crap scam? Well,
we know it is because whenever I travel with Tina, we both get
precheck. She does not have a trusted traveler number. She has
a very high FICO score.
Maybe that's reason enough.
But when I travel alone with my trusted traveler number with my
global entry card. No, no pre check.
The whole thing is sketchy. It's very sketchy,
but it did go pretty quickly. So that was I have nothing to
complain about this time.
All right. Well, let's take a look at what we got. I do want
to do another segment of the show besides the the phrase from
the chaise. Okay. And this stems from a is a progressive
commercial. I hate to promote it again. The
insurance company.
Yeah, the insurance company. Do they have a series of
commercials they do with different people they have the
little gecko they have they used to have the cavemen they, they
they're running about 10 parallel storylines.
What you just mentioned three different insurance companies.
The gecko is for Geico, the guy who appears is all state and
this is apparently done recently. I
talked about Jamie and and flow.
Yeah, flow was with progressive.
Yeah, yes, it was Jamie.
Okay with the other two are different companies. Right.
You're right. There's Geico. That's Geico. I'm thinking about
Yeah, anyway, there's a bunch. But there's a bit confused. I
don't know. I don't have these companies. But I liked the new
progressive one where they have these people. They've only done
two of them, but they do some ludicrous scene and then they
kick over to the plug at the end. But the ludicrous scene is
what I'm thinking about would be an interesting thing to do on
this show, because we have such a wide variety of demos that
listen to the show. And this is the progressive ad about
becoming your parents.
Like most of you just bought a house. Very nice. No, I'm
turning into my dad. I text him full sentences. I referred to
every child as
chief, this hat was free. What am I supposed to do not wear it.
You know, I'm telling strangers defense wins championships.
Well, it does. Why is the
door open and we're trying to condition the whole neighborhood
she said bundled home and auto on an internet website.
progressive.com progressive
can't save you from becoming your parents. But we can save
you money when you bundle home and auto. I mean, why would I
replace this? It's not broken. So almost sounds like a farmer
ad really?
Well, it's the ad goes on with all these things is what you
know, becoming your parents and this and I realized there's some
funny memes involved with this, including the one about the
shirt. Let me just get off my lawn is one of the classics,
which isn't in there. But it's like I call every children I'm
me, Chief. I mean, really cracked me up because I don't I
don't do that. But I can imagine someone just some old farts a
chief, you know, to every kid he ever meets. And why should I get
rid of this reminds me of my my phone. I bitched and moaned
about why people get new phones when I have a good phone. That's
been I've had it for five years. And
yeah, so what do you say?
I'm saying? Well, so I'm, well, my parents never had cell phones
for I can't say that I'm becoming my parents because I
keep my cell phone so old. But I think there's a bunch of these
that would be nice to have a nice little list. If anyone has
any ideas, something that they've decided you're wearing a
cardigan or whatever stupid things are doing that reminds
them of their parents. I'd like to document and
you feel that this is a meme that will be deployed within
advertising to target the demo. This
is something no I don't I never said that. What I said is that I
amused by the me Sure, sure, sure. I'm just asking I would
like to dislike our phrase from the chaise mean, which we do.
Occasionally. I would like to get people to start thinking in
these terms and give us some of these because I realized when
the woman says I got this free hat Why wouldn't I wear it? Is
this kind of old fogeyish Very but I never thought about until
I saw this ad how surrounded we are by these.
So give me some more examples that weren't in this ad would to
get
it off my lawn is the is the main one which which is not in
that ad. The Cardigan they didn't talk about that even
though they were wearing funny. Funny clothes. There's I don't
know, that's what I want to know. I want to dig some of
these up and see you if if we're employing them. Do you do
anything that reminds you of your parents?
Well, I think all all new parents or all parents have
opened their mouths at some point directed towards the
children and your your parents come out your daddy your mom
comes out. You know, but that's more like, like my mom ago. Adam
Clark curry. Yeah. And so that would be you're in trouble. And
so I would do that. Christina Valerie curry. Yeah, you do that
kind of stuff.
Right? But doesn't necessarily have to be just about parenting.
For example, get off my lawn is not about parenting is about
other kids in Oregon. Get the base the web we do baseball goes
in the backyard. Well, if you had bitten in the backyard as
mine now this kind of thing, or other kinds of grumpy old man
stuff. Yeah,
you know, I think you're more suited to come up with those
antigens?
No, I'm asking the audience because I'm not suited. And
that's the point I don't remember set for Get off my
lawn, which wasn't even a meme I ever used. But in when I started
hearing the guy saying it calls every kid chief or when I was
cracking me up.
Well, you know, I've been looking at the troll room and
not a single idea has come through so I don't know if this
room is not doesn't have our older audience. Maybe nobody
would come up with anything. I thought another funny one in
that bit was what? What are we going to air conditioned the
whole neighborhood?
You're trying to cool down all of it.
My parents may have said that at one point. Okay. Okay. It's just
a it's just a thought, well, here's one. If there's a fail,
it's a fail. Here's
one the kids don't don't don't know anymore. Sticks and stones
may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Know that death fell by the wayside before we started this
show. 10 years ago. Yeah.
Words matter. They do hurt. It's horrible. Yeah, well, we'll see.
I'm not sure if it's going to work very well.
But I just thought I'd throw it out. Okay.
Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia. There'll be had this poisoning
in Russia and this one smells really bad, not the poison
itself, but the host story and we probably should just start
off with a quick little. The statement here from Prime
Minister Theresa May,
it is essential that we now come together with our allies to
defend our security, to stand up for our values, and to send a
clear message to those who would seek to undermine them. This
morning, I chaired a further meeting of the National Security
Council, where we agreed immediate actions to dismantle
the Russian espionage network in the UK, urgent work to develop
new powers to tackle all forms of hostile state activity. And
to ensure that those seeking to carry out such activity cannot
enter the UK
and I just want to interrupt here. Every country has spies in
other countries, and every country has about 90% of them
read I know this because of my my uncle. 90% of them are
registered as foreign agents known agents. This is very
common. That's not discussed often, but it's very common.
There's always and that's what she's talking about here.
There's always a percentage of unregistered spooks and they
know exactly who they are to. But they're just not register a
lot of cases they'll be journalists. Yep. Most cases,
I'd say they'd be journalists. Well,
I think most cases will be diplomats.
Yes, civilian in, in the embassy, stuff like that. Yeah.
And additional steps to suspend all planned high level contacts
between the United Kingdom and the Russian Federation. Let me
start with the immediate actions. Mr. Speaker, the house
will recall that following the murder of Mr. Litvinenko, the UK
expelled for diplomats. Under the Vienna Convention, the
United Kingdom will now expel 23 Russian diplomats who have been
identified as undeclared intelligence officers, they have
just one week to leave. This will be the single biggest
expulsion for over 30 years. And it reflects the fact that this
is not the first time that the Russian State has acted against
our country. Through these expulsions, we will
fundamentally degrade Russian intelligence capability in the
UK for years to come. And if they seek to rebuild it, we will
prevent them from doing so.
So this is all very political, these are political moves. I'm
pretty sure that Theresa May would not do this without
express written consent from our State Department. Maybe that's
part of why Tillerson has gone I'm not so sure. But what
puzzles me is the poison itself. Have a little background are
police today still searching for traces of a lethal chemical
weapon for a trail to whoever poisoned ex Russian spy Sergei
skripal in Parliament high drama Turkey's Prime Minister pointing
at Russia.
It is now clear that Mr. skripal and his daughter were poisoned
with a military grade nerve agent of a type developed by
Russia.
It's called NaVi chalk developed by the Soviets in the 1970s.
Used as a fine powder. It can cause suffocation at heart
failure within a minute, and is eight times more deadly than the
X. The nerve agent used to kill Kim Jong Un's half brother in a
brazen airport attack.
The government has concluded that it is highly likely that
Russia was responsible
Russia denies it. Though former KGB agent now President Putin
told Russian viewers last night. There's one thing he can't
forgive. betrayal he says St. Paul worked for British
intelligence revenge. A clear motive May is demanding answers
by tomorrow weighing sanctions against Russia. skripal and his
daughter are still fighting for their lives.
I looked into this Nova Chuck. This is what you haven't heard
much about. The detection laboratory in the UK. This is
Porton down. We know a little bit about this outfit, because
that is where the chemical weapons that were supposedly
used by Assad against his own people were sent when Obama had
put the red line in the sand that when they said nah, sorry,
this is not at all something that would have come from Assad.
That's when Obama pulled back and said, We're not going to do
the whole red line thing as their trusted source I guess is
what I'm saying. Dr. Robin black head of the detection laboratory
in 2016 wrote the following about this so called Nova
chocks, which is a funny name by itself. In recent years, there
has been much speculation that a fourth generation of nerve
agents Nova chocs, in parentheses newcomer was
developed in Russia. You see it's a it's a, it's just kind of
like a name for a whole bunch of possible new nerve agents. The
newcomers the novice shocks was developed in Russia beginning in
the 70s. As part of the Foley ant program with the aim of
finding agents that would compromise defensive
countermeasures, information on these compounds has been sparse
in the public domain, mostly originating from a dissident
Russian military chemist, vil Miss Russian you have no
independent confirmation of the structure or the properties of
such compounds has been published. So they may not know
themselves exactly what it is but yet the British government
here is claiming that within a day they can identify this as a
nova chocolate had to be Russia. The Organization for Prohibition
of Chemical Weapons OPC W, we hear a lot about them. It's a UN
body, you know, they they're the ones that keep claiming bullcrap
about,
about what's the we actually have a listener in that
organization? Oh,
we do? Yeah. We have the Scientific Advisory Board of the
OPC W who said the following the Scientific Advisory Board
emphasized the definition of toxic chemicals in the
convention would cover all potential candidate chemicals
that might be utilized as chemical weapons regarding new
toxic chemicals not listed in the annex on chemicals, but
which may nevertheless pose a risk to the convention. The sab
makes reference to Nova chocks, the name Nova chalk is used in a
publication of a former Soviet scientists who reported
investigating a new class of nerve agents suitable for use as
binary chemical weapons. The SAP states that it has insufficient
information to comment on the existence or properties of Nova
chocks and this is from 2013. This is not this isn't just not
true. They could not have analyzed this and come up with
this this quickly. At least not according to open, openly
available records and information from these
organizations or kind of publish this stuff.
And if it's binary is definitely not true. One should
be here at this is a Soviet scientist. So the only real
evidence of the NoVo chocs was this testimony from this x
scientists Ms. Nyan off, here's what he actually wrote. One
should be mindful that the chemical component chemical
components or precursors of a dash 232, or its binary version,
Nova choc dash five are ordinary, or organophosphates
that can be made at commercial chemical companies that
manufacture shirts products as fertilizers and pesticides.
Right. So somewhere someone's talking some real bowl crap
about this.
Well, I'm sure there's bullcrap flying. I think a lot of this
stems from a comment that Putin made at one of his press
conferences, which I have, which is the Putin kick the bucket
comment,
kick the bucket script,
was arrested in Moscow in 2006, then sent to Britain in 2010. In
a spy swap, at the time, Vladimir Putin issued a chilling
threat at the dealer Spitzer traders will kick the bucket
trust me, he said,
Okay. Now, the problem I have with this I don't I don't have a
Russian confirmation. That's That's what he said is
there actually is actually a term kick the bucket in Russian
translation,
I doubt it is probably just some sort of a what it means whatever
he said, there may be a phrase he used. I don't know, maybe a
Russian listener can tell us or producer. But it seems to me if
I'm not mistaken, the traders will kick the bucket. But if you
do a spy swap, in other words, we give you one of the guys that
you really want. And we want one of these guys back the guy that
you have in prison. Yeah, that's supposed to be the end of it.
You can't do the spy swap and then shoot, the guy that they
gave away back in the back of their head is entering the other
side. I mean, that's not fair way the games play.
It's not how you roll. That's not how spike spike craft you're
the guy
that they gave the Russians to if you're gonna play that game.
So there's something very fishy about this whole thing. Well, I
agree with you the well and the Nova check is just one element
of many screwy aspects to it,
of course that we all should know better. This is just
another diversionary tactic.
We're back now with the new twists in the plot to poison a
Russian ex spy and his daughter. British Prime Minister Theresa
May today said it's highly likely Russia was behind the
apparent assassination attempt. Now the two countries could be
on the brink of a full blown diplomatic crisis. And VCs Bill
Neely has the latest.
Police today still searching for traces of a lethal chemical
weapon for a trail to whoever poisoned ex Russian spy Sergei
skripal. In parliament high drama, Britain's Prime Minister
pointing at Russia.
It is now clear that Mr. skripal and his daughter were poisoned
with a military grade nerve agent of a type developed by
Russia.
It's called NaVi chalk developed by the Soviets in the 1970s. To
use the same clip the same
damn clip is not completely because I have a load the reason
for this clip is the kicker at the end you don't have this is
your clip it was you're playing the clip that I think was my
clip I don't know. Screw it Why didn't my clip is pretty good I
think it's pretty much mine is Russian expelled over attempted
murder.
Okay, I'm gonna play yours I've no idea what mine is all about
speaking to a hushed
Parliament Prime Minister Theresa Mays ice fury
we will not tolerate ice fury.
No. Is that her best ice fury she got to do better.
Speaking to a harsh parliament, Prime Minister Theresa May spoke
with an icy fury
we will not tolerate the threat to life of British people and
others on British soil from the Russian government.
British investigators say a military grade nerve agent
developed by Russia was used in the attack on a former Russian
spy and his daughter. A conclusion now backed by the US
intelligence community in retaliation May said Britain
will expel 23 Russian diplomats giving them one week to leave.
suspend all high level contacts with Russia take unspecified
clandestine measures, and she added the royal family will
boycott the Soccer World Cup in Russia this summer the expulsion
of diplomats the biggest here since the Cold War and echoing
President Obama's kicking out 35 Russian diplomats from the US in
retaliation for Russian meddling in the 2016 election later
dramatic scenes at the UN Security Council Russia in the
dumb Britain asking the world to stand with them and US
Ambassador Nikki Haley back into Britain urging the world to act
if we don't take immediate concrete measures to address
this now Saulsbury will not be the last place we see chemical
weapons used they could be used here in New York Yeah. Cities or
of any country that sits on this council
have they linked this to North Korea
yet? Chemical Weapons she changes
it can you oh yeah can be used? How about this?
It's gonna be used in New York any minute
any minute now. Since it's binaries should probably explain
what binary means.
Binary means it only works in conjunction with a second agent.
So if these if this Nova chocks
is they weren't all binary but they didn't specifically say
there was a binary
well how about this how about if all of their spies have one half
of the binary already in their system? Yeah, and all you need
is some very common like baking soda or some common other agent
that you that would be ideal that would be perfect so that
way you just you know, you can kill anybody in need easily.
Yeah, Guy has an Alka Seltzer. He drops dead.
Who still uses Alka Seltzer?
There you go. Hey,
you're just like Alka Seltzer. What's that dead
I'm gonna have a bromo bromo
I have a headache I need some headache powder. There's another
one for you.
They still make powders down in the south of course they still
make it they still make it I'm sure when I go down south
sometimes I'll I'll if I see goodies powders as opposed to
aspirin powder. It is what it is. I usually buy them because
it's like, well, you this powders so you can snort it.
Perfect God rip the hell out of your nose.
But it's obvious we just want to blame the Russians about
anything and everything they do any election any controversy,
you know, cyber attack, go
back to my original point, which was when you do a deal. And you
exchange prisoners. That's supposed to be the end of it as
far as I know. So the Russians shouldn't be killing this guy.
No, I don't think they did. Well,
I did kind of back backs up the thesis. Although, and I'm not
sure that Putin talked about the guy's kicking the bike bucket.
No. Anyway, I mean, they'd like to have somebody translate that
clip.
Yeah, somebody can translate that for us. Well, the the
latest that the Russians are blamed for of course, through
their incredibly well program bots in their outstanding
command of the English language. They've been able to convince
throngs and throes of people of the dangers of genetically
modified food.
GMOs are divisive and US coverage is split pro and con.
But in 2016 Russian state websites RT and Sputnik swamped
the US internet with entirely anti GMO coverage.
This swamped the US internet I just love it. I love it. They
say is that possible to just swamp the US internet only not
any other? Why did it yesterday
state websites RT and Sputnik swamped the US internet with
entirely anti GMO coverage. I
think these are important things to listen to and to talk about
because This is news coverage. This isn't this is NPR. This is
that's editorializing to an extreme.
This according to new analysis from Iowa State researchers, co
author Carolyn Lawrence deal found GMOs are bad articles, and
she found clickbait to lure people already in food,
you could find something that's on the topic of abortion or TPP.
And then you would get all the way to the bottom of the article
and there would be some link to are you interested in related
information on
GMOs? It also suggests a coordinated campaign so smart
these Russians they figured out clickbait is co-researcher
Shonduras. So why would Moscow teach GMO food from America? He
says it could steer global consumers to non GMO crops from
Russia,
which is a really important sector in the Russian economy.
It's the number two industry in their economy to growing area.
It's an area that they're out marketing and trying to
differentiate themselves.
In general Russian disinformation campaigns try to
sow discord says NYU is Joshua Tucker, he studies Russia and
social media. And he sees signs that Sputnik and RT headlines
try to influence not just humans, but also search engines.
Search Engine Optimization would be a strategy to try to make it
when you go to search for GMOs. You actually see something from
RT or you see something from Sputnik by
GMOs and disinformation. It's called sowing the seeds of
skepticism.
Showing this yes, I'm reliably informed. It's called sowing the
seeds of skepticism. I mean, what's the
point of this? This is bullcrap. D, what are they? What's their
anti GMO campaign got to do with their own farmers they have to
farm more than before because they can't get import the apples
from Poland and all this other crap from all over the EU
because of all these sanctions, so the Russians have turned in
inward and have decided to, you know, crank up their
agriculture, they got plenty of land. And one of the things that
benefits apparently, are the small cheese producers in
Russia, who have always just struggled because they have to
compete with the European cheeses and now you can't get
the good cheese. So they're making their own cheese and it's
supposed to be a big boon to the Russian farmers because they get
to, you know, get a market for their cheese. All
right things how we don't want you eating GMO cheese.
But there's no GMO cheese to eat. So there's something
there's a big missing piece to this article or Yeah,
well, the missing piece is clickbait is Russian propaganda.
Hello, Buzzfeed. You're a Russian outfit.
Apparently they must be.
No, I just You can blame anything on Russia now. It's
fantastic. You want to
blame you on Russia.
That was that was totally uncalled for.
I don't know what it means.
Anything that's uncomfortable and not handy, like daylight
savings time let's blame it on Russia. Forward means
more daylight but not much else to like study show your risk for
a heart attack increases by 10%. On the Monday and Tuesday
following daylight saving time, there's mortality in the
workplace injuries also started going up along with risk for a
stroke chances of getting in a car accident rise by 17% which I
think it speaks to this idea of sleep, you know, people do need
sleep, but it's important so we kind of have to adjust here now
that we're you know what I think
you know, there you go. You don't need Russians, our own
governments out to kill us Daylight Saving
I think that's the reason I'm a little bad with my thoughts
today. All right, for example, it makes the world difference
the social bras because I'm often our the socialist news
site we talked about earlier in the show and I kind of lost my
train of thought what I was and the you'd like those articles
because it was interesting about the Democrats being CIA agents.
Yeah, that the thought that I lost which I recovered a little
while ago Was that why are we reading this in a socialist news
news site? It seems to me that this would be mainstream media
stuff but no
yeah, we have to get what i What was difficult about that three
partners really didn't have you want to list like okay, this guy
this guy this guy this guy this they
don't know how to box out? No, they the socialists, where are
they going? What do they know? They can't do a bulleted list.
Too complicated. How do I get this bullet data? Come up here
on our word, processor,
word processor. Word, Word. Perfect. 4.3.
Yeah, yeah, Word Perfect.
We had a couple of big pharma stories. I don't think we
actually covered this one. But I kind of just want to play this
quick clip. We know this. Obviously,
the man who promotes himself as the farmer bro has been
sentenced to prison for securities fraud. Pharmaceutical
executive Martin Shkreli, was sentenced to seven years in
prison after he was convicted last year of lying to
investigators in two failed hedge funds. A tearful Shkreli
told the judge that he made many mistakes and apologizes to
investors. And what's
interesting about This is when you look at the face bag. people
posting articles about it like Oh, I was crying like a little
bitch ha Big Pharma fuckers. But had nothing to do with that he
was an investor the fraud mint, which was a scam he wasn't
thrown in jail because he jacked up the price of the medication.
Not at all because that's on American. We can't throw people
in jail for that.
No jacking up the price is good. But the big pharma story, which
is also a a tech story is about Theranos. Theranos is that
was Yeah, that one with a cutie pie that was running it and I
think she was having sex with the second
coming of Steve Jobs. Do you remember that? She wasn't well.
Wasn't she on like, Newsweek or something? She had her black
turtleneck and she's like the new Steve Jobs. She's
revolutionising revenue. revolutionising the blood
analysis process.
Yeah, I can think of like two or three guys. I probably.
Seemingly I have. I wasn't there. Yeah, she's joined her
self around a little bit.
For Oh, you mean she was throwing hers? Oh, is that an
accusation? Or just an observation? Just some just
saying. Well, if she had quite the board, everybody was on the
board. Including was Powell and they had all kinds of military.
Yeah. Every every politician who wants to be a venture
capitalists was on the board. Yeah.
Well, I hope they all get burned. She certainly is.
Breaking news on Theranos. The SEC is charging Theranos CEO
Elizabeth Holmes and former Theranos President Sunny
balwani. With raising more than $700 million dollars from
investors through an elaborate years long fraud. They're saying
that they exaggerated or made false statements about the
company's technology, business and financial performance are
Theranos and Holmes, the SEC says have agreed to resolve the
charges against them. They're stripping her of control of the
company, she is going to pay a $500,000 penalty and be barred
from serving as an officer or director of a public company for
10 years, as well as returning the remaining 18 point 9 million
shares. The SEC says that she obtained during the fraud and
relinquish her voting control of Theranos. This of course, after
the scandals that unfolded over a year or so. We're Theranos
essentially made what they say were misleading claims about
their blood testing capability. So Elizabeth Holmes here in a
settlement with the SEC, the SEC saying that neither Theranos nor
Holmes admitted nor denied the allegations in the SE C's
complaint. As for former president Sunny balwani, the SEC
says it'll litigate its claims against him in federal district
court guys,
it is, if nothing else, just a remarkable turn just
underscoring this downfall mag of somebody who was once
mentioned in the same breath as Steve Jobs. Remember, it was a
magazine that put Elizabeth Holmes on the cover asking that
very question as to whether she was the next Steve Jobs. That's
right, because she was this captivating figure young woman
in Silicon Valley dropped out of Stanford often more that
signature black turtleneck where a lot of those comparisons were
made. At one point I think the valuation of Theranos was pegged
around $9 billion. And she owned I think about half of that. So
after all of this unfolded with all that remarkable reporting
from John Kerry wrote The Wall Street Journal uncovering a lot
of these sort of false and misleading claims the company's
been making really just amazing downfall of a company to watch.
Henry Kissinger, George Schultz. Former Senator Sam Nunn Bill
Frist, Navy admiral Gary rough head Mattis, Mad Dog Mattis on
the Dog Mattis, former CEO of Wells Fargo, Bechtel this was a
real
who's who? Yeah, that's part of the scam but
shouldn't aren't board members meant to be held accountable as
well. Isn't
that on public companies?
Well, what does the SEC have to do with if they're not a public
company then
SEC is about securities for securities don't have to be
public or private. Okay. Got surety fraud capture the well
they could be there could be some of them could be assigned
blame but it was a she was the fraud fraudster she's not going
to even I doubt it should do more than I doubt if she even
goes to
prison. She has to pay a fine no prison. That was very clear in
the report. Fine. It's
only half a million bucks. Are you kidding me? 600 grand Yes.
Or six? Yeah.
For raising $7
deal. I mean, come on. If she was defrauded investors of 700
million and she has to pay that this whole thing.
But here's what I want you to pay attention to. We just played
two clips. We have lots of coverage of the farm of bro with
a high very little coverage of this actual huge, massive scam.
This was a real Your big $1
billion. The pharma bros of pharma bro pharma pharma Pharma
is different than Silicon Valley. That's right. So
protected. Right? It's a protected class protected class.
Two protected classes. Exactly the rights protected class
protected
everything. Yeah.
Yeah, we'll keep an eye on it. It's not gonna mean much.
Gary Johnson had another moment. Oh,
well, as you mentioned, Gary Johnson, I have the you gotta
let me read a note. Just before we take a break. Okay. Is it
disconnected? No. Oh, I thought. I thought, Johnson then I read
that. Oh, okay.
Johnson first. No, no, this is from Reason TV and interview
about how things went horribly wrong with him. Of course, we
remember when he didn't know what Aleppo. What's in Aleppo
was not as external. What's in Aleppo,
obviously. On my knee here
is horrible. Aleppo going on a lip. Obviously, people remember
the Aleppo moment. Sure. How do you feel about it? Well, that
was it was going to happen. I would hypothesize that it
happened to Trump about 150 times. All right. Well, okay. It
happens to me. Well, what
do you do when something like that happens? Well, they each
had 1,000,000,008. So when it came to Goffs, they had the
firepower to come back now.
What can I just ask me gasps right,
knockoffs.
Thank you. God, how could he not even know what a gaffe is that
he says golf. Wow, we escaped a bullet on that one.
Yeah, it was all a Faqad
that is the oddest thing that what else? What other words
common words does Gary Johnson not know?
Man? God golf.
Okay. Hey, man. I'm big. Was a golf. Poor guy. Pro marijuana
gets
out. Yeah. I guess a week got a marijuana donor here.
No, wait, you're gonna read a note about talking about oh, do
I open the segment or what?
Do we have a marijuana donor segment? Think? No. Do I open
that donation segment? You want to read a no, no, you opened the
donation segment after this. Okay,
hold on, just for the heck Okay, so I'll go back and I'll edit
this whole thing.
Don't edit anything. Here's how Okay, right.
Back coughs
What an idiot. He didn't know it was gaff instead of golf. Ah,
that was stupid.
Unbelievable. So the guy suggests and I went to get to
see before I read this note, he says If possible, have bought
play a bong rip first to get their attention. So I just so
happened to have a bong I went through the internet and I want
to say a couple of things. If you go to Bing videos, there's
also a whole slew of videos that you don't see anyplace else are
not on YouTube. They're being again being but if you go to
Bing videos and you type in girl, bong rip, you just it's
like an eye opener. There's so hold these these Melissa
Millennials I got it, I guess are millennials which is all
these young girls that are just take it in. So I mean, it's like
they have vaporizers that with
the vapes. I always have a couple of bong hits on hand, but
we can listen to yours.
Yeah, there's a bong rip here's my medium bong hit. And here's
the short one. Nice Yeah, more than enough, although you call
them bong hit, their real term is bong rip. Hmm, I did look
into it. And so I'm glad that you're out of touch with that,
because to be honest about it. The whole thing was when I
looked at all these videos, I was disgusted. There doesn't
need to be people smoking so much. I mean, we went out of our
way to try to get this stuff legalized, but I don't think it
does go on video and brag about you know, okay, it just became a
pet peeve. And here this note, this note kind of Greek confirms
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Oh, wow. Anonymous in Vancouver, and we have a note from
anonymous in Vancouver I have to read.
This was very interesting to me. Because when I hear anonymous,
and this is my old straight white male privilege speaking, I
realized that I always think it's a guy.
This is a woman. And she's going to be deemed I hope she's on the
list. Yep. As old dame fool. She
wants all right, that her entire note.
No, I got a whole note. She says you don't need to read it. But
it's interesting. Did you not have the same thing? Did you not
say Oh, it's so it's a woman. So that was surprising to you the
you know, I
saw just actually I had I had her name and then I got read her
note and I noticed that she wanted to be anonymous. Okay,
you got the info backwards. Got it? Yeah, so I didn't get to
have that experience. But I know exactly what you mean. Yeah. No
jingles no karma. Keep my name anonymous. Well, I went for
Chris, my very own secret decoder ring. It was not for the
ring. I do. And I think I'd even bother with the dame thing. But
I need to be a dame. And it'll be old dame. Now that this
amounts of tightness, she got all the things she says. I
tripped across the show a little over a year ago and one of those
lovely moments in life that makes a huge difference to how
you manage your stress. I only kick puppies once a week now.
And it's for throwing things at my employees. Well, it's down to
only once, perhaps twice a day. They Thank you Bye By the way, I
am grateful for the amount of work you do. In all the amount
of work you do insight and intelligence she goes on, I
think for the bottom pathway, very Christmas. She wants to
meet up in Vancouver. Where's the note part I wanted?
I'm without a clue.
She says that she has to remain anonymous. Because of him. It is
a long notes. I'm trying to find it but she's
okay. Take your time. It was a short donation segment anyway.
So
yeah, very short.
Maybe a little Theramin will help.
Yes, but get dari Get me some clear. I mean, I'll get this all
right. Well, I can't find her complaint was that she's
Canadian. And she doesn't trust little Trudeau as she calls
liberal Trudeau not Yeah. And thinks that, you know, keeping
your name Anonymous is the way to go. And in the new Canada.
Well,
she may have a good point. I failed to mention that in the
new UK Gitmo nation east. Part of the what Theresa May said
there was, you know, we were not going to allow people to come
into into our country who are going to cause a ruckus. But in
the in the wording of it. It says who are suspected. And so
there's there's a lot of,
well, the Canadian woman that do I'm in contact with is a
politician in Vancouver. Lauren southern. Yes, she tried to meet
up with some people in the UK and they blocked her entry and
told her to get
the hell out. Yeah, that was what's the guy's name? Tommy,
what's his face? Yeah, Tommy. You know, one of our producers
in Israel is a big fan. And he's always getting called out on
Twitter for that guy. Tommy, What's his last name?
This some Clayton or Yeah, it's
a horrible horror, Tommy Robinson, like he's some kind of
horrible guy. And, and I'm conflicted. I have never really
looked into the guy who doesn't. Every video I've seen is not
clickable. It's uninteresting. But for some reason this guy's
really controversial and I'm not sure why I'm sure are sir Jono
or
he's part of a clique of people in the UK. Who excoriate the
Muslims there is an anti Muslim. Okay. And Lauren was going to go
down and I guess have dinner with him or meet up with him or
go to one of their events or something I interviewed. And she
because it was his name involved in the deal a day said, No, you
can't come in can't come into the UK. You Canadian, you
horrible Canadian
draw. Wow, as part of the same kingdom even?
Yes, I know, this is ludicrous. So they've gone off the deep end
there. I mean, I just wish that they would have banned Trump
when they had the chance because that would have been something
to talk about.
This is all low level stuff. It's just no good. I mean,
higher level people getting banned. Well,
we want to thank these folks. These are the people that helped
produce the show. Yes. 1016. And
we obviously are very open and susceptible to keeping people
anonymous for reasons of non entry into the UK. And that's
everybody under the $50 on our list. Kind of have to say a
suspect.
Yeah, they can float in though. Yeah.
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You got it good.
I would appreciate keeping things anonymous for reasons
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are for the moment and we must tiptoe around tiny Justin and
his stupidity for a while longer.
What are their elections?
I don't know. Coming up, it comes to the digital parliament
system, you know, it could be any time. True. That's the
moment
that's true. In our vaccine coverage, someone sent me a fun
little clip of Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden. And this is
about HPV and indirectly about the horrible vaccine Gardasil
and we're not anti vaxxers, but Gardasil is definitely a scam.
And it seems to be hurting girls in particular, is not enough.
Really not enough data to even show that it's effective at all.
And they want boys to take it and then really even if you're
five years old, you should have this you get ready, get ready
for your unprotected sex kits. That's what it's all about. The
Bruce Dickinson in 2015 was talking about his bout of throat
and tongue cancer that happened while he was making an album.
And he said it really kind of felt like, like a lump in his
throat. And then he finished the album went to the doctor and was
like, Oh, crap, you know, you got throat cancer, and luckily,
he's okay. But he had a, you know, he had a very opinionated
answer to the question about, you know, this about men getting
this from cunnilingus, which is what we've been told by There
you go, there's that, that fake news story that that we love so
much, Michael Douglas, who made a joke about his throat cancer.
He later admitted it was a joke. But yet it's now in every
article about HPV. It's like boys have to get the shot.
Because Oh, look, Michael Douglas had throat cancer from
cunnilingus. As a time travel, this is very disturbing. So here
he is, he makes a good observation.
I've since I've had the treatment, I mean, I've met
probably half a dozen guys, my age or younger, non smoking, you
know, not like abusing themselves or anything else like
that, who all had this cancer. So it is really a men's health
issue. And he's ever given oral sex. I mean, there was like a
speculation that that's because women have that. Michael
Douglas. Yeah, yeah. Well, because he made he made the
unfortunate comment about whatever it was, he said, you
know, but but I never really went, you know, but in actual
fact, the thing about the HPV virus is that, that people don't
know a great deal about it. That, yes, of course, it can be
transmitted, you know, sexually and things like that. But for
example, and I don't mean to be, you know, flippant or anything,
but you would expect therefore, that lesbians would have an
equally high incidence of of it. No, they have their incidence is
25%. Less.
Good point. Wow. Right. That's BS. That's a very good point
that I'd never heard. Never heard that. Maybe I'm gonna give
you a borderline clip for that. That was so valuable. Well,
thank you very much unexpected. Yeah, sure it was. But it is
actually a little scarier. When you think that hey, wait a
minute. Why is this particular cancer getting higher in men?
It's throat cancer. And it's because of a well he says even
the cancer is it is from HPV, but why then why are we getting
In our throat, I mean it. If if we're even, you would think
that, Ma, who knows? I don't know the ratio of cunnilingus
less
people that actually have the throat cancer, I think it's
pretty low. It's
all very low. Yeah, very low. Again, we just don't know enough
about it.
We don't know anything. We don't know anything.
Often. We don't know nothing, man, nothing at all. I had a
children this early, I did a little follow up about sexual
harrassment. There was a very long NPR interview, which is in
the link to it in the show notes at na show notes.com about male
sexual harassment men being harassed by women in the
workplace. And out of that, that didn't come in, and not a lot
that came out of it regarding men, but the California laws on
sexual harassment are a lot more stringent than you think they
would be. And here's a lawyer, California based lawyer who
explains this in this in this piece,
what is the difference between what someone might perceive as
sexual harassment versus what is legally sexual harassment.
So in California, sexual harassment can be two things.
One is quid pro quo, which is sexual favors for advancement,
let's say the other sexual harassment has to be severe or
pervasive, severe meaning very bad, pervasive meaning happening
all the time, you know, maybe a pat on the butt, to most people
would be sexual harassment. In California, that's not
necessarily sexual harassment. Touching somebody's breasts
even, is not always considered sexual harassment, because it's
not severe enough, or it's not happening on a consistent basis.
A lot of times, stray comments are not considered sexual
harassment. So if somebody says, you know, you have a nice body,
or, you know, I'd love to have sex with you doesn't necessarily
mean it's going to be sexual harassment, there has to be a
pattern.
So if a pat on the butt may not be sexual harassment, how many
times does somebody have to pat you on the butt before? It
actually is?
No, maybe in certain jurisdictions, a pat on the butt
would be severe enough. Here in California, just one single
instance like that typically is not going to be so if it was two
times three times, how many times there is no magic number,
it's just a pattern of behavior. I found that to be pretty
interesting. The way you the way it's being presented is you just
say, Hey, your hair looks nice today and boom. Sexual
harassment.
Yeah, you can that can happen that you took that course that
you never took, because you were irresponsible. Well, yeah, at me
Vo which I did take because I'm responsible. You would know that
all this because it's a course you probably you probably better
off not taking it because the course would have made your hair
stand on end.
But he's this is a lawyer saying that that kind of behavior is
not sexual harassment.
If there's a pattern agree with them, but they you go around and
look at what did Franken really do? Well,
well, exactly. This is my point. There's no got railroaded.
There's no legal case against a lot of these accusations. It has
to be a pattern. So there's a lot of patterns for sure.
There's a lot of cases that are that are real. But yeah, I mean,
it's it was Frank and a pattern is a pattern every day, every
week, every month, every
day. He's working with this woman all the time, the one that
he harassed or took the picture of, and he was a wasn't her so
no.
Quid pro quo, pre quid pro quo,
right supervisors the real problem, and he was just
railroaded by the women because then they put a woman in his
place I thought it was fantastic. That's that's well
done. And then well done sacred
in the rest of this piece. You know, just talking about why why
is there not a lot known about men being harassed typically men
have sex with superiors in the in the workplace, boss, etc.
Because they feel pressured into it.
It happens a lot apparently
does happen a lot according to this to this lawyer. And the
only other thing I took away from it, which I clipped here is
the process, of course, you know, for a man to say, Ah, now,
I'm being sexually harassed. It's embarrassing you get to,
you get pestered by your co workers, but there's sure but
there's one piece of advice he has, which is very important.
What steps can companies take to make sure there's an environment
where men can feel comfortable coming forward with concerns
about sexual harassment?
I think the most important thing is proper training. People need
to know that you know, jokes, any windows, even stray comments
can sometimes be harassing or discriminatory. Second, managers
need to know how to handle it. They're supposed to investigate.
You know, a lot of employees are under the misguided belief that
human resources is their friend. Human resources is there to
protect the company. It's critical that you document
everything and you want to fax e mail or certify mail that To the
HR department, because a lot of employers will say, you know,
they've never complained, therefore, we had no obligation
to do anything because we didn't know about it.
And how can we as a society address this stigma that men
feel like they will be embarrassed or ashamed if they
pursue these actions,
the more men that come forward, the easier it will be for for
other men. Yeah, HR is not your friend, for men or for women.
No, I agree. exactly the wrong place to go. We need an
ombudsman and augments ombudsperson
get in and assess your sexual harassment. Of course, we didn't
bring it up. I was expecting you to about the women over man is
that what was going on under Department of Homeland Security?
Yeah, Homeland Security had this issue. Once again. And Apollo
tonto. Yeah. is a huge problem. Yeah, they were putting men in
the bathroom with their desks, the stupid man. And they and
it's been a good example. I think of this type of thing,
even though is made as a comedy is the 40 year old virgin movie,
where Jane Lynch, who's a very funny comedic actress who can do
this kind of role played someone sexually harassing the guy,
right. You know, in the in the workplace. Yeah. And that was
very funny. He was very funny. And that's the way we when it
comes to women harassing ministers. Yes, it's a joke.
Right. You know, what do you I mean, I know what part of this
system is. You see the guy? Oh, oh, she's fortunate to have sex.
Oh, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Guys, it's
so unfair, John. It's just so unfair. There's something weird
going on in the European Union over there at Starfleet Command?
Yeah. That Yeah. I don't have a clip of it yet. This is kind of
relatively new, but a lot of people are starting to ask
questions about it. So you have Juncker Juncker the drunker.
He's, he runs the European Commission. His assistant
basically they call it an aide, but his assistant Martin Sal
Meyer has just been appointed. The guy who runs the whole
European Commission. There's, there's a path you're supposed
to take. You have to be at least deputy commissioned Director
General or something like that. And this guy is apparently a
real douchebag His nickname is the monster. Because he's such a
hard ass, I guess, you know, keeping people away from younger
when he's drunker. And now he's just been promoted into the new
secretary. This corruption? Yes, yes. But I again, I couldn't
even find a clip about it. There's no outrage. It's just
now they're just appointing their aides. They're buddies.
Yeah, well, yeah, they're buddies. But that's weird. Yeah,
I don't understand.
There. It's weird. If there's a purpose if you're supposed to do
it a specific way. They're not doing it. Right.
Yeah. Well, maybe I haven't looked up the actual documents
for the process. But I've read enough about it that it seems
like you have to go through some some steps before you do before
you get that job. But maybe he I know what are the powers of the
Secretary Jim, maybe you can just appoint whatever he wants.
Maybe he really is running the Empire.
Could be with Angular was but you never know. So they cleaned
up the homeless encampment down in Orange County that we've
talked about the mile long, mile long when the big one the
monster, I think is because it got so much publicity, bad
publicity from all the news networks and the different
YouTubers that drove through it on their bicycles. I mean, this
was a long the one of the rivers, dried rivers down there.
A homeless encampment of tents, tent city that was something
like a mile long, it took forever to go from one end to
the other. And so Orange County because of the publicity, I
think it did deport these bastards a disservice. Now
they're gonna tear the thing up, they're gonna pull out.
Hundreds of homeless people are forced out of a Southern
California park advocates say they're victims of the statewide
housing crisis. As Jimmy Lucas reports from Anaheim, some of
them had been there more than a decade. For lunch. This is
moving day for John. So what kind of stuff do you have from
Nevada here? Everything. His home is a tent along the Santa
Ana river bed not far from Disneyland. When you heard that
everybody was getting evicted. What went through your mind?
Where am I gonna go now? In Orange County judge has said the
encampment must go. You can see people are still packing up at
the very last minute and the Sheriff's Office says when they
tell people it's time to go that's it. They're not even
giving people an extra 15 minutes because in their mind,
everyone here has had a month to vacate homeless advocates argue
officials just want these people out as sight. Orange County
Supervisor Todd Spitzer says this is the only solution. I
think
that there's a group of people who want to live this lifestyle
and there's nothing we can do to change their behavior. But I do
believe there's a substantial number of people who do want
help, but they're commingled with a very bad element.
People want to live that lifestyle really.
And he said to so convincingly
people they want to distance the way they this this is the old
weather not working because they don't want to work. They want to
live this lifestyle pro crap. Nobody wants to live that
lifestyle. Which says when is it a lifestyle? I mean, a lifestyle
is you know, a kind of a high concept is not like something
some poor bastards got no money, no job can't No, please take a
shower is, you know, seen as a bum called such, and this is a
lifestyle and is it a lifestyle choice? I find the douchebags
down in Southern California. Hello. That's
pretty unbelievable. So where did they go, go now?
This scattered ramble, they look rather. I mean, there's a bunch
of in the LA itself, there's a bunch of little areas that are
filling up. I mean, it's the same thing around here they have
these encampments. And then they they rouse them every so often,
and then they show up someplace else. They find places Yeah,
they do the same in Austin, they just rouse them rouse them they
just scattered them away in from downtown and then slowly they
come back again. Yeah, because they're not they're not treat
did not consider humans.
No, it was a lifestyle choice. It's see that's exactly what it
is. Yes, lifestyle. Hey,
our old friend de bola is back in the news. Shocked I'm shocked
there was corruption going on there.
In Sierra Leone. The deadly Ebola virus which killed almost
4000 people was dumped the beast, but millions of dollars
in funds raised to fight the virus remain unaccounted for.
The BBC is Ed Butler went to ask what happened to the money.
A children's cancer ward in Sierra Leone's capital Freetown,
in this terribly poor country, one of the poorest in Sub
Saharan Africa. The children here are in one sense actually
fortunate the care they're getting is provided for free
away from this pediatric hospital though a lot of medical
care in Sierra Leone is not. And that's not just because the
country is poor. Transparency International ranks is one of
the world's worst for everyday corruption, most scandalously
it's alleged also in the provision of care for one of the
world's biggest crises. The West African Ebola outbreak, an
auditor general's report in 2015 found that nearly a third of the
money set aside for the disease millions of dollars, was either
being embezzled or grossly mismanaged. The current
information minister Alpha Kearney said the level of
mismanagement involved had been exaggerated. It
was not that the money was frittered away is that
supporting documentation was not
given. It is in the courts at the moment by Ebola survivors
who wish to have more money.
The case that was brought to the ECOWAS court was not brought by
the Ebola survivors. It was brought by a civil society
organization. As corruption got worse under your government, we
have to put a lot of it in control at the moment former
Minister of Energy was prosecuted former Minister of
Health. Those are two good examples.
The prosecutions that Alfa Kearney mentioned there were in
fact seven years ago, survivor use of Kava says the scars of
the disease will last in people's minds. For a long time,
the Ebola crisis continues to have a huge impact on this
country. But amid the corruption allegations facing the
government, voters will at least have their say on a way forward.
When it comes to general elections taking place next
week, sort of
the hunted around and see what else is going on with Ebola. Why
is this coming back? We were pretty convinced the whole thing
was a massive scam to start with.
And before you go on, whatever he said was all well and good,
but let's never call this a shithole country.
Certainly not literally. And I think I figured out we need to
get a whole bunch of scary disease stuff into the news.
I didn't protective clothing. These doctors in new Rua in the
south of Nigeria are treating patients with Lassa fever. Last
10 People have died from the virus since January.
Have you ever heard of Lassa fever? Yes, I have. What is
Lassa? Fever?
That's another one. I don't know another hemorrhagic.
Is it hemorrhagic?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember, but I have heard
of it. And I'm going to look it up while you continue the report
in the worst outbreak since 2016. Lassa fever is carried by
rats and humans and can spread through bodily fluids such as
urine or blood. More than 350 cases have been recorded so far
this year. The southern state of Edo It's been worth it,
especially in poor rural areas. The specialist hospital in a
rural area has been inundated with cases samples are sent here
because it's the only laboratory in Nigeria that's able to
identify results within 24 hours. The World Health
Organization team is raising awareness among medical staff
and families. To stop the spread of the virus. Researchers are
trying to identify the cause of the latest outbreak and why it
spreads so fast in the hope they may be able to prevent similar
outbreak in the future.
Right if that wasn't bad enough, we also have the what they
calling it here, the world horse health organism well to horse
the world horse organization fears a new quote, disease X.
That could cause a global pandemics. There's all these
stories.
And by the way, before you continue, I have been looking at
Lhasa is common. In West Africa, in most of the countries, there
are about 300,000 to 500,000 cases, with 5000 deaths a year.
It's a 1% death rate. And it is hemorrhagic but it's not. It's
more like dang gay in that regard.
Do you remember where the where they took out the American
victim of Ebola, they remember they put him in the ambulance,
he jumped out of the back like okay, I'll just walk into the
hospital. Remember, that disappointing moment. Let's see
CNN covered live.
That end of nurse I remember her to her bicycle was in
Atlanta. And here we go. The CDC lab in Atlanta, which is
responsible for storing and studying some of the world's
most dangerous pathogens such as smallpox and Ebola is showing
worrying signs of wear and tear decades earlier than planned.
Yes, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is asking
us Congress for $400 million to build a new and hopefully
improved high security laboratory. Shouldn't brother,
approximately 350 million will be spent on the facility itself
while the additional $50 million will go towards related work,
which I guess is bribes. I don't know what related rivalry is the
current facility? There's only from 25th From 2015.
What? Yeah, and they want to tear it down and build another
one already?
Well, the 13 year old site they say is wearing down,
but 2013 must be 2003. Or no two. You said 13 year old is
yeah, it would be
2005 2005 That's I thought that's what I
said. 2013. No, it still it's still a young site.
What was the what was the two were the what was the 2013
number from now you're confusing me this damn that daylight
saving time? Yep. Anyway, they just want money.
Hello. They just want money. Let's see up the show. Write
this down. Hold on a second. I can stop the show we discover
something very important.
News is used to get money. So that would be fake news. Then
this is the this is for commercial game.
Yeah. Tech by the BBC standards. You write the
definition of nailed it. Bastards. Let's see. What else
do we have here? Yeah, I did have one thing. There was a
actually it was with Mollywood. That was kind of funny. on NPR.
They were talking about the section 230 of the
Communications Decency Act. This is the about that law. The Back
Page law that passed through Congress still has to go through
Senate right.
They get rid of the hookers? Yeah, the anti hooker ad law.
Yeah. Volker should be working through the mob. Yeah,
they gotta go through the control channel. He's He's
independent. These indie websites that won't do no good.
But she had Congressman Cox was at Charles Cox Charlie's.
I don't remember his first Firstly,
he was the one that he was the one that introduced section 230
and 230 was exactly for the reason the internet grew is that
no website could be responsible if it acted as a library for the
contents of the website ie the library. But the genesis of how
that came to be I'd never heard before and I thought it would be
fun to listen to it.
That case involved a bulletin board a post on the Prodigy web
service. By
the way, there's something for being like your parents.
Prodigy wherever in prodigy a prodigy was around. There was a
website dad was the dad was good. That in Live Journal.
Right next to my geo cities.
involved a bulletin board a post on the Prodigy web. Service, the
post have said disparaging things about an investment bank.
And the bank filed a lawsuit for libel. But they couldn't locate
the person who wrote the post. And so instead, the bank sought
damages from prodigy the site that hosted the bulletin board.
And so they were held responsible in this defamation
case, for a judgement of $200 million. So, by the time I
landed in Washington, I had roughed an outline for a bill to
overturn that holding because it was so clear we needed a good
Samaritan rule so that people would not be forced into a
business model where they just had to be completely hands off
and couldn't do anything to clean up the internet.
No, I thought it was kind of I didn't know that. That's where
it started. I think I knew that. So that's so it really started
before the internet.
Because product Yeah, there was a lot of stuff going on before
the internet like the internet was there, of course, but it
was, you know, this is when the Internet wasn't there till 69.
That was really not much of an internet, right? I don't think
the internet really started really getting on unhinged until
about 8889.
Oh, yes. No, it was little later than that. Because,
well, 89 is when Berners Lee invented the World Wide Web. And
then it's took off it took off in 93. But then
the the Prodigy web service that was at the same time when I
registered mtv.com. And MTV said, go ahead. We don't care.
We have the AOL keyword. Yes. I still find fine. Well,
I mean, Apple made the same mistake with they had theirs e
World.
World Oh my goodness. I forgot about that way. But didn't they
have Apple
link? I think Apple Link was something on CompuServe for him.
No, no Apple think it was its own maybe but II world was going
to be the thing. And they were given here's where I told the
story before mentality. Yeah, I don't remember the story. I like
writing about it. Yeah. So I've written about before. This was
about 93. This is when everyone i There are pundits out there
said, Ah, the internet's gonna go nowhere. This one the world.
This is as the World Wide Web emerged. And you'd hear people
say, and I can name these guys, some of these guys. Oh, the
internet's gonna go anywhere. AOL will take over everything
AOL will take. And they do well, Promotion at the time was
outrageous. It was going to go the internet's got can't hold a
candle to AOL as keywords has been in business longer. It has
more users, and on and on. And then apple and a couple other
people decided there's different versions of this, this. AOL
clones is what I call them. And so Apple has got this E roll
thing and they're starting to think about rolling, they're
gonna roll it out. And then they are handed. The World Wide Web
starting to emerge. Apple is literally will kind of not guess
not literally, they're handed the first browser invented out
of that university shirt, Champaign, Illinois. Yeah,
mosaic, the original Mosaic browser, goes give it to Apple
and say, hey, look what you guys can do with this. Because we
wrote it for Apple. It was Apple only. So anyone who was first on
a browser first going on the internet on the webs. They were
on an Apple because that's where the code was written for. It was
when Netscape came along that they decided, well, let's just
give this to everybody. And of course, they took the guys from
Urbana to do it, because Apple said, No. Well, no, we got we
got.
John, I don't think you've ever told that story on the show.
No, I don't think I've told that's a great story. And and
for times, that's
a great story. Yeah. And I remember because what's his
name? Marc. Andreessen, when I was at MTV sent me an email and
said, hey, you know, I saw your gopher server, which I had a
gopher server on mtv.com. That's really cool. You should try this
out. And he sent and he sent me a link to the browser and was
Mac Yes. And he sent me a link to the httpd server, which I was
somehow able to compile and install on my headless son
three. And, and that was 92.
Could be 92, early 93. One of the two. I'm like that.
Yeah. And you're right. I never even thought about, Hey, hang up
the phone. I gotta get on CompuServe. Remember those days?
What the kids will never know these days, John, what the kids
will never know. All right, yes. You got one last one for us. We
can get out of here. Because I know you gotta go.
I have a bunch of little short clips because I decided that
you're going to put an ISO at the end. Yes. And I want to
remind people we're going to push off our millennial
discussion to the next show you And also, and I'll put this in
the newsletter it with some background on it. Some
discussion of the senior executive service that's run by
the United States government, which is people think is the
shadow government and they're
all concerned about Yeah. Someone sent us an email about
that. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Well, I guess I'll leave it alone. So
I'm watching the, you know, the ESPN has really kind of they're
pushing toward women's sports and clubs soccer.
Wait, wait, wait, are they showing women's field hockey?
No, no. Well, maybe that's so winning sport. I'm telling him
finally someone figured that out. Yeah, go ahead.
It will. Meanwhile, soccer is always made so much more
exciting by the guys doing the announcing. So I have a number
of ISOs I have 123456 Short ISOs hopefully one of them will take
residence as a show regular. And I want to play him one after the
other. We're all about one or two seconds. Okay. I don't think
this one's right. But this plate you know it you love it. Love
it.
Okay, candidates. Candidate number one.
Here's this guy on the sideline who kicked the ball back into
the field and the announcer this guy who's gives it a kick of the
week or something he's so excited about this the sideline
Isobe sideline reporter
you looking at Jamie was Oh Phil Oh good for such good seconds
you love it super and Jamie Watson
Okay, yeah too long for an ISO but it's a
little long. Some of these are long this one's a little long
two this is the Miss OF THE WEEK
missile away. And you can be the player of the week and you can
have them so the week
is this here's a short one. You might like it might be a good
one. It's a baby.
The baby The baby's
weight. This is good. Oh hold on a second. We got to we got to do
a mash up of these.
It's obvious. Okay, here we go.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm still on this one. I like this
one a lot.
I mean, the babies Yes. Oh
my god for 25 years they've been growing babies and cow
I think you're good. you reverse the order. It might be better to
try that. Yeah, try it.
Lots of time on this show. Oh my
god for 25 years. They've been growing babies and
the baby Yes.
I like that one. That so far. Is the fan favorite here in this
video?
I can see why. Yes. Okay. He is loving it. Maybe he is loving
it. Oh, hold on. I'm
sorry. I didn't catch that one didn't say ISO behind that.
Look at him. He's loving it. He knows that he loves it. He's
enjoying himself what a good time he's having
maybe that was the irony one now the last one is haha
that's from a cartoon. That's not from Oh no. That's a soccer
announcer Yes. We're doomed. Alright, well, I happen to have
the ISO that we all want to hear for the end of the show. Thank
you, Tom Starkweather for sending that in. Our producers
are fantastic. Sometimes you amaze me. And we need all the
help we can get from our producers. Please remember us
for our show which is coming up on Sunday, same time. Remember
us at the vortech.org/na We will be back then of course for more
deconstruction of your mainstream media M five M until
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Austin, Texas. South by Southwest is raging and doesn't
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Northern Silicon Valley where we're so west there is no South
by anything. I'm John C. Dvorak. We returned
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