We got to have common sense. Larry Blytner. Darren O'Neill.
It's Sunday, August 9th, 2026. This is your Gitmo Nation
Media Assassination, episode 1893. This is no agenda. Yes, we're
broadcasting live from just outside of Chiraq, right here in
FEMA Region Number 5. In the morning, everybody, I'm Darren
O'Neill. And from the pretentious Connecticut shore, this is Larry
Blydener keeping commies and creeps at bay with my gleaming
scimitar of truth. It's Darren and Larry! But was Billy
Idol okay coming into that area? I mean, with all
the commies? Billy was dynamite. What a show. It was
just electric. I'm still amped up from it. I'm pretty
dangerous, so watch yourself, really. It was insane. Steve Stevens
was on fire. 10,000 people screaming Billy. And you know
what? That dude will be 71 this November. And he
moves like he's half that age and looks at, he
took off his shirt and threw it into the crowd
and he didn't look really bad. You know, like, wow.
Yeah, I'm not trying that anytime soon. It was absolutely
spectacular. I'm hoping maybe when Adam joins us later, maybe
he's got a Billy Idol story. You know, he knew
all those rock stars and stuff. We will be joined,
yeah, by the Podfather. Dude, I gotta, okay, I wasn't,
I was gonna wait, but you're gonna ask me for
a Billy Idol story. You did. You nailed it. Nailed
it, Larry. Man, you know that Billy Idol dated downtown
Julie Brown. Really? Oh, yeah, and it was just creepy.
Those two, they were so creepy together. How creepy? Can
you give me, like, for instance? Just like, you know,
just tonguing each other in the hallways. Get a room,
man. Get a room. It was nasty. Well, she was
kind of nasty. I'm sure she's very nice now, now
that she's married to a big Hollywood producer. to work.
In the morning to you boys. How you doing? In
the morning there, Adam. Doing good. Great. I apologize I
don't sound like myself because this was a rare occasion
where we traveled and I didn't have to lug along
the entire portable studio. I'm like, I'm not going to
have time. I'm just going to bring along my little
PodMobile plug-in device. You sound great, really. Yeah, thanks. You
do. Really? Okay. Yeah. It's funny how whenever you're setting
something up, and I just have a little tripod for
the microphone, I don't have my boom arm. It's always,
you know, whenever you're looking for something. to build the
studio with in a hotel room it's always the trash
can for some reason the trash can is always the
perfect the perfect device you know so i got i
got it on top of the the trash can exactly
the right height so yeah i'm here in um in
san francisco and uh we were here for uh john
memorial yesterday and but first of all man there were
memorials all over the world the the meetups that were
taking place uh horowitz did a did a big thing
in fort lauderdale and he was doing like john trivia
and he had prizes and all kinds of stuff and
uh uh we have what do we have darren like
five or six meetup reports already ten ten already wow
um which um which i know you guys will play
later i'm i'm just i'm literally so tired that I
wish I could be here for the whole show but
I this was Yesterday, it just all came out. It
was like just the weeks, but honestly months because of
John's earlier medical stuff. And, you know, just... dragging the
cart along, but with lots of help from everybody and
just really not knowing. It was closure. It was big
closure for me personally. But it was so, I mean,
maybe I should just do it chronologically. We got in,
we flew out Friday from Austin. So that by itself
is just such a hassle, man. It's like an hour
and 45 drive for us. And then, you know, Southwest
was... plays and just all so anyway we get in
we get into the hotel um and we come in
we're in like 7 30 and uh dana brunetti uh
who doesn't know him hollywood producer of the biggest movies
in the world and his beautiful wife alex they said
well we'll come to the hotel we'll grab some dinner
so i mean we had great, great dinner with Brunetti.
He and his wife, I've never met him in person.
Just a lovely, lovely guy. So no agenda, so anti-Hollywood.
He is one of us, man, I'll tell you that.
He is one of us. And then the next day,
everybody... was coming in we had uh sir mark and
dame astrid flew in from tokyo which is just you
know they are the the archduke and archduchess of japan
and the japan sea and all the disputed islands and
i mean these these people they've been listening since episode
one wow they've been with the show And for people
who don't know them, you should just look up Klein
Dytham Architects in Tokyo. They have done some of the
most amazing buildings in Tokyo. I think they've probably done
like 25% of Tokyo's most beautiful buildings. Like the... the
emperor's library you know they did the i think the
the fender guitar building i think it's a fender guitar
building yeah uh sony building they've just done such amazing
projects and they're just lovely lovely people he's british she's
um swiss But they've both been in Japan forever. Also
flying in for this occasion was Voyage Zero, Mark, coming
in from the Netherlands. Wow. He, I mean, just, it
was... I haven't seen him in... 12 years, last time
since I saw him in person. Sir Patrick Coble, of
course. Sir Patrick Coble is everywhere, every single place. Anywhere
there's something good, a meetup, Sir Patrick Coble is always
there. So we hung out with them for a little
bit, had kind of a lunch. I really couldn't eat
much. I knew I was going to be speaking. They
had me on the lineup for this gig. and So
we all went to the chapel in Oakland. Beautiful, just,
thing is like, I don't know, must be over 100
years old. Probably about 70 people there. Um, and as
you know so mimi said a few words uh eric
the shoe with his wife Danelle from South Dakota. People
know Eric DeChille. He used to do the back office
before Jay came in to do that. And he was
master of ceremonies. Then Marty Higgins, who wrote many of
the jokes for... For John and throughout the years, he's
been friends with Mimi, I think, first for, I don't
know, 40 years. He did the eulogy. It was kind
of cool because he came to me later and he
says, you know, I have something. And most of these
people were as old as wood. I mean, they're all
like in their 70s and 80s. I'll just be honest
about it. And Marty's like, you know, do you remember
when John was doing the Confucius stuff? I'm like, yeah,
I remember that. Do you remember that, Darren or Larry,
when John would open the show and he would do
a Confucius says? Well, I've got to find that. He
was doing this for maybe a month. And they would
be okay, you know. I think a Confucius says maybe
is not the best thing for an opening. But anyway,
so Marty comes up to me. He says, do you
remember the Confucius says stuff? I say, yeah. wrote those
uh-huh he said you got to understand the backstory john
called me up one day and said i got a
great idea for a book i got a great idea
for a book it's a comedy book and it's just
filled with confucius says and so and and marty says
but i guess you didn't like it or something i
never knew it was supposed to be a book john
just was throwing this stuff at me i'm like okay
he gives me a list of 250 confucius says that
he wrote for that book and uh i mean it
They are so, so, most of them I can't even
read on the air. Right. I mean, when it starts
with lesbian who curl hair, I mean, no, I'm just
going to leave that one where it is. Did he
do it with a Chinese accent? Just checking pictures. If
John tried to do it with a Chinese accent, that
may have been part of the problem now that I
think about it. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. And anyway,
so Marty does the eulogy. Funny. I mean, he's a
he used to be Marty in the morning. You know,
he did radio morning radio back in the. late 70s.
So these are all just really interesting people. Then Brandon
Jay's husband spoke and he just had a lovely bit
about, you know, how he asked John if he could
marry Jay twice. And you can only imagine how hilarious
that situation went both times. Then I... in my piece
and then they had kind of an open mic which
was appropriate because there were comedians and there were just
wild and wacky people there
– and I've always known this, but it was said
So Void Zero was phenomenal. You know the sysadmin who's
always quiet and doesn't say much and he just kind
of sits there and makes everything run? Yeah. Man, Void
Zero, we almost had to give him the hook. He
wouldn't stop. He had written 10,000 words, but it was
all so beautiful. And you could just tell how everyone
had been affected by John. And then you got like
the old PC. mag publishing days which mimi doesn't even
know them that predated her and john's relationship there were
stories about how john had ghost written the the first
book by adam osborne i mean this is going back
right um guys who were uh in the original uh
you know deck day days of computing and everybody kind
of had the same basic story about John where he'd
call you up and go hey you know that was
how John called you on the phone and never called
me but you know the one time he did hey
and and everybody had very similar stories some people were
just like wow that these guys exist you know that
they really that they're from these old computer days and
they had stories about just like you know devices and
peripherals that you'd recognize and how john was you know
just always uh all on top of this and and
a common Theme You know, people might often get the
so perfectly about one of the speakers that John, it
always sounded like he was just crapping on everything. You
know, like the mouse and the iPad and the Apple
Watch and all. this stuff and the point was made
that john actually because of how he wrote about these
things drove people to make better products true and i
think that's true that you know just the way he
would just just drive a wedge into anything that people
were trying to make that was cool including myself by
the way when i would be so proud of the
howard stern interview i did and he said sucked it
sucked he didn't mention the show didn't mention the show
enough i don't think he even mentioned me you know
just on it but and it made me better and
that was a very very clear um message from everybody
there was a Oh yeah, that's clear even with the
art stuff. I mean, Dvorak was great. If he liked
my stuff, it wasn't anywhere near as fun. Exactly. And
I guess I knew that inherently, but it's not until
people started saying it that he was so, you know,
John could have. in a multi multi multi-millionaire because he
had inside dirt on all products he could have gone
to work for any company told him how to do
it but that wasn't what he did he wrote about
how these products sucked because he felt they could be
better now he didn't necessarily always say it would be
better if but That really was a big part of
his role in the world. And I really came to
appreciate that, hearing that yesterday. Oh, yeah. Not like computers
became a thing. Yeah. It was all in vain, obviously.
Think about the world that he actually molded with his
words at the back of those PC magazines and elsewhere.
It is quite amazing. It all kind of came together
for me when Sir Patrick Coble and many of the
NOAA gender producers and artists were in on this and
they helped crowdfund it and helped find... the different knickknacks.
I posted it on X. Sir Patrick Cole made two
shadow boxes. You know, shadow boxes. I guess typically, like,
you get one if you served in the armed forces
or you had a child who was killed somewhere in
the armed forces. You get, you know, this beautiful wooden
box with glass in front and has the flag and
their medals and their picture, et cetera. And, you know,
Patrick's an ex-Marine. And these things, you've got to zoom
in on this picture. these different artifacts of John and
of me and of no agenda including a an HO
scale model of the Zephyr that had one of the
you know the a mouse in there, it had an
MTV patch, it had a first gen iPod. You know,
back in the day when John was taking digital pictures
and always saying your camera, your camera, your phone's camera
sucks. Why do you use that? Of course, he was
trying to make that better and it did get better
over time. You know, a little handheld digital camera. one
of his Dvorak speaking, typing tutor software packages. I mean,
just such a lovely, I mean, I couldn't hold it
together, man, when he gave that to me. And he
even had it custom made for a suitcase because it
had to fit in the suitcase for us to take
it back. I mean, that just, I mean, Noah Jenner
Nation, man, just so beautiful. Nothing like it in the
world. Nothing. There really is nothing like it in the
world. Let me see if I got everybody in here.
Well, so. What was I, there was something, another point
I was gonna, oh yes. Victoria Racagne, I don't know
if you know who she is. She's like the CBS,
CBS LA entertainment reporter. And I actually had forgotten this,
but the one time I went to John's house, the
one time I was invited and not allowed to go
see the studio was a Thanksgiving. And he'd invited Victoria
as well. She's this really cute Asian L.A. reporter. And
she's like an undercover Republican, Catholic, of course could never
let on about that, doing her job. But John knew
all about her. And she and several other people. I
mean, would just stand up and say, you know, people
don't understand how John helped me in my career. He
would give me the same thing that he's doing to
the PC industry. He would critique my work, tell me
what to do, but he would also make connections. Like,
I'll call this person now. They're waiting for you. He
helped so many people further their careers that people don't
even know about. So just, I mean, just unbelievably beautiful
to hear all of that. We've had a slideshow. You
know, there's the little urn, in there which i always
find creepy you know john's in there has no way
he fits in there um his kids were there of
course and then we all walked down the street to
kona barcona which is like a tiki bar um the
lovely folks from violetta pizza who have a place right
across the street they brought in pizza um you know
everybody was just hanging out and just just having a
very very very good time dame rita from sparks in
the back showed up i mean just it was mind-blowing
um how much love there was for john and i
think it was really good that we all just got
to have some closure at this point um and you
know at a certain point tina looks at me and
she says am i gonna have to carry you to
the car i say yeah So we just had to
go home and like, now I'm staying here today. There's
a lot of paperwork I've got to help Mimi with
because you can imagine not everything was all set up
for this moment in time. So we have some bank
stuff to do. She can't actually. There's bank accounts. Nice.
That's worse than no password. No, we got the passwords
we got. Because, you know, she had always said, John,
well, what if? And John said, nah, you'll figure it
out. Well, here we are. We're figuring it out. We
are literally figuring it out. I mean, can you believe
that? Yes. We're figuring it out. So it was just
great. And I'm so looking forward to hearing the meetup
reports from everybody from around Gitmo Nation. And without exception,
everybody says, hey, I really like this combo of Darren
and Larry coming in. There's something going on here. Like
Sir Patrick Coble had a, I thought, an interesting idea
that, you know, if people, we have so many boots
on the ground. It's one of the secrets of No
Agenda is we have somebody who's an expert in whatever
the story of the day is. And it's so easy
for everybody to just record something. Maybe if there's something
going on, you can send it in. be a way
to work that into the show. I think, Darren, you
already got three or four different new openings for the
show. Yes, and of course we can work on always
more is good, more choices. Yeah. I see Mike Riley
has just been reactivated. He's doing art now. I mean,
come on, man. This is awesome. Thank you. agenda nation
it's just so so beautiful to see all of this
happening yeah when uh the third duke of the south
came looking for artists for those shadow boxes i'm like
well you don't want me but you want mike riley
and roger roundy and a few others and uh right
You know, they're not the AI junkies, man. They know
how to... Mike Reilly's stuff is amazing. Yeah, thank you.
Actually, I'm just remembering now that I hit the bat
signal, but I didn't post it on X. So why
don't you guys talk amongst yourselves, and I'll do what
I was supposed to do here. You got to boost
the toot. You got to let everybody know the show
is live. If you're not listening on a podcasting 2.0
app, you are missing out. Because that way you get
your notification when the show goes live. You want to
listen live. Yeah, absolutely. Have you guys been following Trump's
hair?
That seems to be the biggest news of the moment.
What is going on with Trump's hair? It's all got
bigger. What? He's gotten bigger? I didn't see any photos.
I just saw something like it's blown out or something.
I don't know if he's looking to go maybe try
out for the WNBA. Who knows? I think he needs
a stronger grade of hairspray because it seems like it's
blowing out of place a lot more easily. So I
think that might be part of it. Well, Larry, you
say you always could see a toupee. Is this real?
Yes, I can. That is my superpower. I don't know
if Adam knows that yet, but I can spot a
rug from across the floor. Is Trump's real? Yeah, his
real. It's not quite as impressive as the vasectomy, but
it's an important skill to have. That was really, really
impressive. I got to say that. No kidding. Vasectomy spotting,
like what? Did I recall the underpinning of that was
the reduced T counts or something, and so they didn't
quite comport themselves with as much masculinity as an unvasectomized
guy would? What did he base that on? vasectomies were
done Back in the day, I don't know, 1800s, I
forget what century, were performed as a youth-making experience to
make someone appear younger. So, you know, kind of like
the Botox of the day. Right. It seems a little
more painful, but that was the Botox of the day.
make men want to look... Even then, back in those
1700s, 1800s, you wanted to look a little feminine. That
was kind of sexy of the day. Maybe that's been
Billy Idol's secret. If Steve Stevens is still playing with
Billy? Is he playing? You know what? Riddle me this.
Why is that guy's name not up there with Hendrix
and Clapton and Becks? He should absolutely be there. I
interviewed him back in the late 80s. came into the
studio, because I think it might have been Headbangers Ball,
I don't remember. And this is, you remember these days,
Larry, back in the day, like when even the VJs
got gold and platinum records, and like, yeah, thanks for
helping, son, here's something to hang on your wall. And
he came in and he gave me his signature Steve
Stevens hammer guitar. I still have it. I still have
it. Signed by Steve Stevens, yeah. He was just a
nice guy. That's so New York, right? His New York
accent. Very much so. He literally walked down the street.
Oh, he just walked down the street to the studio.
Had a guitar case. Here, Adam, how you doing? These
guys were all very, very New York. Very New York.
Love that about him. And then there's a classic guitar
story, Joe Satriani, who I think is also just virtuoso.
The guy is so good. You can look it up
on YouTube. There's two versions. There's a longer version. and
he's going to give me guitar lessons. He's going to
show me. Now, I'm not actually holding a guitar, but
he has a guitar. He says, okay, Adam. And he
says, now this is, he does some, he has a
little bit of stuff back and forth, but that's not
really what makes you a great guitar player. And here's
something you can practice, Adam. You've got to make your
faces. So he was teaching me the right face to
make. Oh, when you hit this one, you go, you
got to pull your lips back like that. And you
got to close. That's what makes a great guitar player
right there. That's great stuff. Yeah, you can have the
sound. It's not in the gear. I mean, Ted Nugent
told a story about Eddie Van Halen where when he
met him, he's like, how do you get that sound?
And Eddie handed him his guitar. He's like, I played
it. I sound like Ted Nugent still. I don't know
how he made those sounds. It wasn't trickery. It wasn't
gear. It was just pure talent in the way he
played. Talent and tone, man. That's what it is. Yes.
And the tone comes in the hands. Yes, it does.
Yeah. I felt bad for the rhythm guitarist on stage
with Billy because the guy was very good, but nobody
cared. He's getting paid to stand in the back and
strum a few chords. I'm in show business. They were
unbelievable, these chicks. Oh my God, they were so fantastic.
It was really one of the best shows I've ever
seen. Really great. Glad he's still around. I mean, that
guy's had a few... Was this the Westbury Music Fair?
No, this was at the Mohegan Sun Hotel Casino. And
I had to laugh like hell because a couple of
times during the show, the hotel was located in a
little dinky town called Uncasville, Connecticut, right? And a couple
of times he was doing songs and he would shoehorn
in the words Uncasville, Connecticut. And so when we left,
I turned to my wife, I said to her, saying
I can spell Connecticut. That's what I heard. Yeah. Oh,
no. He was basically doing it. Hello, Cleveland, and you
misunderstood. Okay, got it. Yeah, nice. So Logan Five in
the troll room is talking about the gold and platinum
records. I just need to say something about that. In
the early days, you actually could take the gold or
platinum record out of the case and you could play
it however you wanted. However, you had to play it
backwards because it was a gold or platinum-plated version of,
I guess they call it the mother. Right, so it
was an inverse, right? Inverse, yeah. So you literally had
to play it backwards, but they did play. They actually
did play. Later, it was just... I mean, I still,
mine still have, later I got the CD versions from
Michael Jackson and Aerosmith, which is, those are some of
my, I like those because I can always, you know,
connect the story to it. But I have a lot
of the old school platinum and gold records and they
all have a little cassette stuck to the. the right-hand
bottom corner, you know, because it also sold on cassette
back in the day. And those, of course, over the
years have, you know, come unglued and dropped, and they're
kind of loose in the case. Memorabilia is fun. If
you played them forward, would they reveal the masked satanic
lyrics? I buried Paul. Yeah, I always just assumed those
were, you know, made up, and they weren't actually the
album. So it's good to know they actually took a
copy of the album and made those awards. They did.
For a while. for a while, but it got old
and I didn't do that anymore. And then the whole
industry changed and nobody buys music anymore. Well, you still
do, right? You buy a lot of vinyl. Oh, well,
the vinyl, yeah, now that's the... You know what's crazy?
You know how Spotify... Spotify is in a very difficult
position with podcasts because they are also, you know, owned
by... I mean, it's a public company, but a lot
of the insiders who owned shares early on were the...
Publishing companies and the record companies who own the rights
to all this music, which is why you know artists
You know really don't get paid very well because they
don't own their publishing, you know Sound Exchange came in
and so there is some money But that whole the
whole system is screwy because they just put it into
a big pot and then they divide it up by
plays so the whole thing is corrupt and no good,
but We were never on Spotify with this show because
they had an early contract that said – first of
all, signing a contract with basically a podcast app. I'm
like, no. That's not going to do that. And they
put us on and they could play ads. in front
of our podcast. No, I don't want that. So I
went through all kinds of hoops to get us taken
off and we finally got taken off. Then I guess
it was like a year ago or something and we
were talking about, no, I'll put us back on Spotify,
which of course couldn't happen because somewhere in their database
it said never import the feed because those guys are
dicks so you don't want them. They got that undone.
But then we've had episode after episode episode taken off.
because of a violation of music copyrights. You cannot have
any music... in your podcast on Spotify. And at first
I thought it was, you know, just any music that
was detecting something. I know that we have some songs
that are technically completely legal because it's parody of an
existing song, and it's within the context of the show,
so we're not releasing it as a separate entity. But
the other day I got two and I'm like, what
is going on? What are they striking us off? You
know, you can appeal it. Yeah, I'm going to click
that link. No, whatever. You should use a real podcast
app. What's happening is people who do end of show
mixes. are also submitting their songs to spotify for people
to enjoy them so now we're in the spotify music
database they see that we're playing that on our show
boom violation you're out no i see i would have
thought it was sir chris wilson because he's done a
few parodies that are you know again songs that everybody
would know but putting his spin on it which that
i kind of understand getting clipped before but yeah not
not ai i had to i had to research and
i'm like oh i see what's happening but you know
again if spotify were were doing the right thing then
you know and not just doing algorithmic detection you know
we have it is completely within the fair use um
uh clause of the copyright law to do a parody
of an existing song within the con you know not
releasing it ourselves but within the context of
an educational program, which of course no agenda is, but
we'll never get over that hurdle. So just get a
modern podcast app, people. I was once sort of Spotify'd
by John Dvorak, Adam. This went back. I'm serious. This
went back. Yeah. At the very height of the COVID
thing, I sent you a couple of end of show
songs. And this one was kind of, it was, it
was, it was, it was, of course, a parody of
teacher children, no AI, all my own guitar tracks, vocals,
whatever. And you dug it so much that somewhere, maybe
40, 50 minutes into it, when you mentioned that show
mixes, you said, and here's something that came in from,
from that Larry guy. This is really cool. And you
got maybe, maybe one and a half bars played. And
John goes, that goes at the end of the show.
And I thought, wait, he really is Buzzkill. Wow. Thank
you, John. I got to dig that one up, Larry.
I completely forgot about that. It's amazing how people come
up to me and say, hey, remember that episode when?
And I just go blank. I'm like, of course. I
got to tell you, man, I really don't remember this
at all. It was very funny. Oh, man. Oh, man.
So anyway, I appreciate you guys holding down the fort.
And I look forward to, you know, joining on Thursday.
I'll be fresh, ready to do some media deconstruction with
you. The closure for me in this weekend. has been
that, of course, I want to be, I'm still producing
for you guys, doing clips and bringing you information. And
I always want to be a part of this show,
certainly on Thursdays. But I do have a calling to
do more with We Get to Do This with Pastor
Jimmy. I'm just going to be honest. I'm 61. Things
happened to me a couple of years ago, so I
am going to continue to build that up as well.
But I'm more convinced than ever that NOAA Gen of
the Nation will get through this, will become healthier, will
become, I believe, even stronger and bigger. And I like
kind of the Troika thing that you guys have started
to develop here. And we talked the other day, and
I encourage you to look at some of the people
in NOAA Gen of the Nation for maybe joining you
on Sunday. something is changing here and I got I
got it feels good to me it feels like good
things are happening like the old morning zoos but actually
funny Oh, God, thank you. Yeah, exactly. And without the
bull crap. For a time there, every single morning zoo,
which, by the way, morning radio guys, 90% are overweight.
This is just a fact of life. Yes, that's very
true. And it was the Nutri system. And they'd all
lead into this. You know, it's like today the podcasts
have. You know, if you're worried about the Muslims taking
over Texas, you might want to buy some gold. I
mean, this is every single podcast does this now. And
those guys would all be like, well, you know, you
know, Ross, I was stood on the scale this morning.
And, oh, it's all water weight. Oh, yeah. But, you
know, I've been on the Nutrisystem and it's been. for
me. None of these guys ever got under 300 pounds,
okay? It never, ever, ever worked. So without all that
lameness, without the joke guy, you know, without the black
guy who does sports, it was all so racist these
morning zoos, without the hot sounding news lady who was
never hot looking. Never hot. We need that. Was that
Ross you mentioned? Ross Britton? Ross Britton, yeah, you know
exactly who I'm talking about. I know Ross very well.
And I used to write schtick for the Z when
it first started with him. And I think it was
partners. No kidding. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is going way
back. And I won't tell you now, but Ross then
duped me into a job at WNEW AM, from which
I was eventually fired by proxy by Sinatra. Wow. I'll
tell that story another time. It's absolutely true. I believe
it. I believe it. Ross was a good guy, but
the Zee mornings used to drive me nuts. Is he
still alive? I think he is. I saw him on
Facebook a couple years back, and he was doing morning
drive on, I forget who it was. It was still
in New York Station. Ross is a good guy. I
liked him a lot. He's a good friend. Now, they
had Mr. Leonard. Do you remember Mr. Leonard? Mr. Leonard.
Mr. Lennigan. Of course I remember Mr. Lennigan. So this
guy had a super gig. Leonard was again a guy
who was at least 300 pounds and four foot ten
and he it's Mr. Leonard and he had this voice
and he it was funny I mean he had funny
bits but he would call 15 stations a day and
but he would call them from the station he was
visiting but Mr. Leonard it sounded like Mr. Leonard lived
in New York he drove a lime green pinto the
guy lived in Philly I think and you know so
he'd be for a week he'd be at and and
when he wasn't doing his little stick he called these
other 15 stations and the next week he'd be in
San Diego or wherever I mean the guy had an
unbelievable gig just you know being this one character on
all these radio stations back when radio stations were local
you know when you just had a local station you
had your local guys now it's like elvis durant in
the morning good morning san francisco good morning dallas good
morning philadelphia you know become so homogenized and crappy that
I'm glad that we have a podcast like ours. Absolutely.
It's all Jack FM. Accent on the Jack. It is.
It is. Straight up. Straight up. Straight up. This is
the more you're going to find out about Larry. I
mean, he's probably on the mob's hit list if he
had Sinatra got him fired. So talking about Sinatra. So
last night, we're taking an Uber back from Oakland. And
we're sitting in the back. We're tired. And we're hearing
all these songs. And Tina says, I miss George Michael.
See, I miss him too. one of his ballad songs
and then another song comes on and I'm like, oh
this is um This is Linda Ronstadt with that black
guy who had like the big mole above his eye
people Bryson No, no Aaron Neville Aaron Neville and so
we're trying to figure like who was that guy's name
and the driver says Aaron Neville I said yeah, man,
but you're looking up there at the display says no
this is my playlist and he has a little bit
of an accent and so older guy and and so
of course we're talking to him and he's like well
you know uh i i had a drink with sanford
with the with the frank sinatra when i was running
the uh like the stars restaurant and he you know
pulls up his phone the sure enough sure enough there
he is him and frank sinatra having a drink and
tuxedos and You can just see this guy. He's got
to be in his 70s, driving the Uber, telling everybody
about the good old days with Frank. That's your future,
Larry. There it is. Thank you. You're driving an Uber.
You're a good driver. Driving an Uber, talking about your
days with Frank. That you got fired by Frank. While
podcasting live from the driver's seat. There you go. There
you go. Yeah. Anyway, guys, I'm going to bow out.
I'm about reaching the end of the energy I've got
here. I thank everybody for all the emails, the direct
messages, the text messages. You've been wonderful. Can't wait to
see you guys on Thursday. And Darren and Larry, love
you guys. We'll talk to you in the week. Take
care of yourself. Look forward to it. And thanks for
the report. Adios, mofos. And such. Adios. And such. I
don't know how you follow that, but... We're going to
try. We'll do just fine. What a pleasant interlude that
was. Yeah, you got your Billy Idol story. Got my
Billy Idol story. Yeah, it was, wow. Who knew that
would lead to all that? What a glorious detour we
took. And I've been on Adam since he mentioned that
Steve Stevens guitar sitting in his studio. I'm like, you
got to learn how to play. He does. And I
was looking very close. I had like kissed the stage
seats last night. It was amazing. And then, of course,
they had the big video screens flanking. it but he's
he's got a whole signature deal with a Canadian guitar
company I think called Godin or Godin I don't know
whatever G-O-D-I-N and and a couple of them are really
oddballs you know they've got open headstocks and nylon strings
on them and wow but everything everything that guy touches
sounds great because he's great yeah I'm sure there's still
money in that getting guitar companies to make a signature
model I mean it's sad that less and less people
are actually playing instruments but yeah yeah you really can't
reproduce that one going out live which is why a
lot of these guys are in their 50s 60s 70s
or some even in their 80s i mean willie nelson
out there in his 90s now playing it's like It's
a dying breed, that's for sure. I'm hoping it comes
back because you can't replace it with, and it's not
just AI, but you can't replace it with the electronic
music and all the synthesized stuff. I have a Willie
story if you want that. I mean, why not? Before
we get into real news deconstruction. I met him a
long time ago when I was fronting a country band
back in the good old days. And I think, yeah,
Adam mentioned Westbury Music Fair, which was a very small
venue. It was only a couple thousand people, and it
was a stage that revolved in a circle. So there
were no bad seats, none. And it was such a
different world back then without psychos in every corner. Well,
yeah. It was the Cadillac Cowboys and my partner. His
name was Pontiac Pete. And he goes, hey, man, let's
go try to find Willie. Okay. Well, of course. Why
not? You know, why not? So we left the arena
and walked.
...on the side, and there was Willie just standing by
the tour bus, hanging out. He was all alone, walked
right up, introduced himself. He looks at me and goes,
oh, another redhead. That's what it was back then. But
I saw Willie again many years later in L.A. in
a little club 20 miles north of my house called,
I forget what that was called. And Willie was much,
obviously, we were all much older by then. And he
did his show like he was under sniper fire. I
mean, he didn't even wait for the applause between songs.
So it must have been like a last minute thing.
Because it wasn't announced. It was suddenly a last minute
thing. I'm driving down the Ventura Freeway and I see,
appearing tonight, Willie Nelson. I'm a Willie fan. I'd have
known of that if there was advance notice. But there
was. So somebody must have dropped out. Willie was in
the neighborhood and they said, do you want a gig?
That's probably how it went down. And he was probably
pushing 80 by then, you know. And he's not Billy
Idol. He didn't quite look that good. And so at
the end of the show, it's swarmed by chicks who
are, you know, 21 to 30, leaping up on stage,
handing him Sharpies and pulling down their tops so he
can autograph their boobs. Kevin McLaughlin, you hearing that, buddy?
And I'm looking at this and I'm thinking, if this
guy wasn't a massive music star and he even spoke
to any of these girls at the check stand at
the supermarket, they'd dial 911. You know, this is the
power of music and stardom. Yeah, this is the problem.
Learn how to play the guitar, kids. Exactly, exactly. Absolutely.
And Willie, I've seen him in concert a few times.
This is part of even Elvis later in his career
a five minute song in a minute flat you know
it's uh yes some artists are a little different live
willie was good but uh you know i i get
it when you got like 8 000 hits you gotta
Hit as much as you can in a live show.
You do. Now you're starting us with a depressing story
out in Michigan? Somebody commented, I love how much Larry
hates commies. I think one of the reviews that popped
up on one of the podcasts. I take that as
a great compliment. I hate them with no apologies either.
None whatsoever. Yeah, this must be that El Sayed guy,
right? Yes. Okay, so he's going to speak about how
glorious he is and how he's going to fix everything,
including Medicare. And did you know, Darren? Did you know?
The problem with Medicare is racism. Isn't everything? Isn't that
the problem now? Racism? I guess, but I didn't know
it applied to Medicare, but now we're about to find
out how true that is. One of the biggest challenges
that we have when it comes to racial inequalities in
health, which is the area of my expertise, is what
I studied, what I wrote my dissertation on, is that
we have a multi-class healthcare system. So even if you
have coverage on Medicaid, Medicaid reimburses at nearly half the
rate as private health insurance. So healthcare companies are like,
I'm so sorry, but you're paying half the rate. So
you get discriminated against at the point of care. And
too often in urban communities, because of structural racism, because
of the circumstances of segregation, you end up having situations
where you may have health insurance through Medicaid, but you
don't have health care because you can't get your Medicaid
accepted where you need to get care. There you have
that, right? Well, new wrinkle was uncovered. He has a
wife who is a psychiatrist. Her name is Sarah Jakuku.
Oh, you can't make that up. I'm sorry, I mispronounced.
Jakaku. Oh, that's different. J-U-K-A-K-U. And she runs a private
practice in Ann Arbor called Mind Work Psychiatry. And as
I was reading this, I thought, I wish Darren had
like a theremin clip to put in. You know, Mind
Work Psychiatry. Anyway, here's the kicker, man. This guy's beefing
about... Oh, I knew you could do it, man. If
anybody... The Podfather provides all clips. Oh, that's great. So
she opted out of Medicare in 2025. Oh, let me
back up a second. Their income, their family income for
last year was about $700,000, almost all of it hers.
So she's doing real well with the mind work psychiatry.
She opted out of Medicare in 2025, according to records
reported by the Washington Free Beacon. So she can't bill
the program, and she's not listed as an eligible provider.
on any of the insurance plans that provide coverage for
Medicare. So, you know, she's exactly the type of physician
or shrink that her husband is deriding. So she's not
taking Medicare or Medicaid patients. No, only for special people,
you know. So then there's more. It says, MindWorks website
notes that, quote, Dr. Jukaku is out of network for
all insurance companies, meaning patients must pay out of pocket
for her services. or unlikely to be able to afford.
So, just for the hell of it, I went to
the site and guess what I saw? It says... This
site is currently private. If you're the owner or contributor,
log in. You always know it's bad when the social
media or the website disappears. Yeah. And I should probably
throw it into somebody's lap and knows what they're doing
like you. But I went to the Wayback Machine and
several other clones of that saying maybe somebody's got some
pages on what it looked like before they walled it
off but couldn't find a damn thing. Well, that's it.
That's it. Everything has been turned into... It's racist. Yes.
It is. The medical system in this country is flawed.
I don't think anybody is going to argue that it
is the perfect system that anybody's ever come up with.
No. I mean, I remember hearing guys like Rush Limbaugh
talking about, well, I don't really have insurance. I just
have enough money that if anything goes wrong, I can
afford to pay for it. common denominator and yeah there
are things that aren't perfect but I really have yet
to see any evidence that anything is going to be
approved based upon the color of somebody's skin and disapprove
for the reason of the color of their skin. It's
like it doesn't happen. I mean, again, people throw these
kind of things out there. It's why the left loves
throwing it out there because they know one. There are
going to be some people that just believe it. Sure.
And then it's also going to be in the world
now, which is the AI brain. That's exactly right. It's
going to pop up on ChatGPT. You know that, of
course. Yeah, it has to eventually at some point or
not. And as you pointed out last time, this is
why they absolute flood everything with their crap, knowing if
the seepage is going to be fast and thick into
AI. the way it's going to be. There's no question
about it. Now, does the next clip go with that
one, or is that a different one? That would be,
this is a different one. You're talking about the Jason
Arday clip? Yeah, let's hop into that one that we
can do. Okay. Let's call it three by three in
honor of JCD. All right. Okay, this is an interesting
story. Before I get to Jason, this is basically Great
Britain's answer to George Santos. Remember the Santos guy? the
compulsive liar that got elected as a Republican. Yes. Very
bad glasses. Very bad glasses. And so the guy had
this litany of lies that were mind-blowing. Like he claimed
he graduated from Baruch College and got an MBA from
New York University. Both said, never heard of him. He
said he worked at Goldman Sachs and Citicorp. They said,
never heard of him. He said he and his family
owned 13 rental properties. Never happened. He said he was
a volleyball star at Baruch. But of course, how could
that happen? Nobody ever fact-checked, right? I guess they finally
did. established an animal charity that brought in a lot
of yen for our four-legged friends. But finally they caught
up with him. And interestingly enough, when they said, "What
the hell are you doing?" And his answer was, "Most
people lie on their resumes." He's not wrong! He's not
wrong. He's not wrong. So at the same time, this
went on two or three years ago with... with this
guy, come on, brain work, with Santos. So then this
guy, Arday, just hit the papers, or the websites, you
should say, and he obviously was thinking, hold my beer,
what went on. So this clip is one of his
academic sycophants introducing him. When I heard this woman speaking,
I'm thinking, when she's gonna drop the name at the
end of her rap, it's gotta be Jesus. I mean,
really, listen to what she has to say. - I'm
Rajni Naidoo. I'm vice president for community and inclusion, a
UNESCO chair and co-director of the International Center for Higher
Education at the University of Varna. So it's a great,
great, great pleasure to welcome Professor Jason Arday. at the
University of Glasgow. Previously he was a
Associate Professor in Sociology at Durham University and the Deputy
Executive Dean for People and Culture. He is a visiting
and honorary professor at many, many universities, including Ohio State
in the US, Durham in the UK, and Nelson Mandela
University in South Africa. Jason also holds numerous trusteeships, including
at the Runnymede Trust, which is the UK's leading race
equality think tank. Jason is also a fellow of the
RSA. Oh, my God. She keeps going on and on
and on. It's beyond belief. Yeah. Yeah. Is that all
she had to say? There's another 20 seconds. You know,
we've heard enough. This is a hell of an introduction.
and it's this spectacular scholar, blah, blah, blah, right? So
anyway, so he just got busted. Well, I'm just thinking,
Larry, we can change our intro to this show to
be like an hour long, and then that's less work.
I like that. That's a hell of an idea. We
need long intros. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, Jason, he actually,
like I said, he made Santos look like an amateur.
Here's just a quick rundown of the lies he told.
First, he said that he was a star of a
famous British documentary called Seven Up. But the only problem
is that he was born 21 years after the documentary
was filmed. Then he claimed he was autistic and nonverbal
until the age of 11. Other witnesses disproved that. You'll
like this one. Marathons in just 35 days Wow, I
guess and I think maybe he was thinking like that's
a little tough to you know Other people are in
those marathons, you know, there could be like a registry
or something for them So then he followed up with
I also ran 600 miles in six days on a
treadmill because treadmills don't talk and they don't keep records
Right says he read raised millions of pounds for various
charities overcame a brain tumor while completing his PhD Then
they found out that there were hundreds of passages in
his dissertation that were plagiarized, right? So he didn't dispute
being a plagiarist, but what he did see, he defended
himself by saying that he had not received adequate supervision
during his PhD given his autism and learning disabilities. Wow.
Yeah. And it just goes on and on. But the
funny thing is, just like Santos, when they kind of
held his feet to the fire, he said, well, to
be honest with you, I thought you'd just believe me.
We've seen it happen. We've seen it happen. Here's the
big ironic kick in the ass to Simon and Schuster,
August 11th. It drops in the USA. You can't believe
this title. you great and unfortunate things. You can't make
this up. This is the new world we're living in.
Misinformation is more prevalent. But this guy is like barely
40. He's an internet child. He was raised in it.
How can he be that stupid? You can't do anything
today without it being documented by someone in some way
somewhere. Unless you're planting the backstory. This was when people
started pulling scams on the internet. They would create a
website with fake bios and fake information. So when people
went to look it up, they'd find them and be
like, oh, it must be true. This has just been
multiplied now by... I don't know, a million more? This
guy, is he running for office like Santos? No, no,
I think he's running for cover. He's just trying to
sell books? I guess. Well, I mean, I guess if
you're going to pad your resume, sometimes you need more
than just a blurb from JCD on the book. You
need a lot of blurbs that really come from nobody.
Yeah. And now it's time for 3x3! Experiment by JCD.
Comparing stories from ABC, CBS and NBC! *The Neverend* Yeah,
John C. Dvorak created it, but I think we can
use it every now and then because it's a valuable
way to look at what the media is saying about
certain topics. In this case, Larry, it is the Trump
ballroom. And we'll start with the Trump-friendly Fox News. the
East Wing almost a year ago to build the new
90,000 square foot ballroom, which includes an underground military bunker.
The majority of the judges wrote, we are aware of
no instance in American history in which a president unilaterally
and using privately collected funds demolished substantial portions of the
White House that Congress authorized to be built and American
taxpayers paid for until now. The president says he will
appeal to the Supreme Court, adding the military and Secret
Service are viewing this horrendous politically motivated and unlawful ruling
as a national security threat to our nation in that
the entire complex is being built for the protection of
our country. Now, Shannon, the ballroom is just one of
several ways the president is trying to leave a lasting
mark on the nation's capital. The 250-foot arches proposing between
the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington National Cemetery has yet to
take shape. But a recent National Park Service assessment points
out the structure would change the views of dozens of
historic sites. Like the ballroom, there's a lawsuit aimed at
blocking the arch. President Trump is also having a new
helipad built for Marine One to land on the South
Lawn, and there are reports he's already changed his mind
a few times on that, Shannon, after construction has already
gotten underway. No, Donald Trump would never change his mind
about anything, would he? Never, never. No, put it there.
No, put it there. No, put it there. No, it
would look better there. God. But they are pointing out
one thing that's starting to come out with this story,
which is there seems to be a much different take
legally. based upon if what's being built is above ground
or underground. The courts are seemingly pointing now like he
can do whatever he wants underground because it's security, blah,
blah, blah. Oh, okay. The above ground is where the
real problem comes into. Some people don't want the ballroom.
And the report here is correct. There is no other
point in history where this kind of massive change was
enacted by the president without having some congressional approval. But
the difference is, and this is where the courts are
going to come in, because I'm not a lawyer like
Rob, the constitutional lawyer. I have no idea. If it
was because Trump needed the funding from Congress to build
it, and since he got the funding privately, he has
the ability, or if he still needs somebody else's approval,
even if he's got the money. But this, of course,
same story. This is the very Trump unfriendly ABC. construction
of that $400 million ballroom, saying only Congress has the
authority to approve changes to the historic structure. Our Stephen
Portnoy has been tracking this for us. And Stephen, I
want to start with this. What is the essence of
the judge's ruling here? What is the essence? Oh, yeah,
that's kind of like, what do you make of it,
isn't it? It's very similar, yeah. Wasn't the original price
of that $200 million, Darren? Did they double that? It
keeps going up, just like he keeps moving the helipad.
I don't know how much money he's got. He's like,
hey, people keep giving me money, so I'm going to
build a bigger pool. I don't know. You know, basically,
this two-to-one ruling from the D.C. Circuit Appeals Court is
that the White House does not belong to the president,
that he is not the owner of the executive mansion,
a tenant. And in this two to one ruling, the
Obama and Biden appointed judges who ruled against the president
said that, quote, whether or not a massive ballroom should
be constructed is for Congress to decide and is not
a matter for executive self-help. And so the bottom line
is the judges are saying that but for a security
or safety related things, the injunction that was imposed earlier
this year by a lower court has to go into
effect. Now, the ruling itself is paused for two weeks,
and that's to allow for the president, if he decides
to do it, to appeal, which he said today he's
going to do. Well, and Stephen, where does that leave
this construction project? Well, it's important to point out a
couple of things. One, as I mentioned, the appeals court
itself put in place a two-week stay, a pause, to
allow for the president to appeal, which he says on
social media today, this unjust decision must be overturned by
the Supreme Court in its entirety. The president says he's
going to immediately appeal it to the Supreme Court. There's
another step he could take if he wanted to, and
that's called en banc review, which would have all the
judges of the D.C. And bonk. I think it would
just be and with a bonk, which is probably a
B-O-N-K, really? I think. I mean, and bonk. If that's
not a show title, I don't know what is. That's
it. And bonk. And bonk. I guess all the judges
get together, but you know, they're not going to be
friendly towards him either. So it's very interesting to see
how this stuff plays out. And Trump with.
is social media stuff. I think a lot of people,
even that back, the president would like him to, you
know, tone things down a little. If you're going to
the Supreme Court, you don't have to say like, hey,
the obviously unjust. It's like, just say, I believe this
was an unjust. Yeah. You know, the obviously, and then
if they rule against you, then that's where people are
like, ah, he doesn't even know what he's, he's got
dementia. Of course. I have a solution for him though,
Darren. To fix all of the problems? all of all
of all those ballroom problems become a dictator to do
is bring in the designers the guys the brains behind
those very successful toys transformers you know those things right
so you so make it a transformer ballroom you push
a button and all of a sudden it turns into
a heavily armed bunker now now what's your problem It's
like they need more. I mean, especially at this point
when you have state actors from Iran and others, I'm
sure, that have hits out on the president. I mean,
there's never been a more... dubious time for, I guess
is the right, dangerous time for somebody in his position
and I understand why they want a place where they
can do things like A ballroom there makes sense, being
the fact that, you know, Trump often goes in D.C.
to things like the media dinner that he had him
rescheduled because of the assassination attempt. Yeah, at that hotel.
Absolutely, yeah. Because the security, obviously, was a little bit
subpar. So, I mean, this would be nice to have
that in-house. And this is all... I mean, I know
this is a surprise to everybody listening right now that's
a producer of No Agenda. This is just political. It
really isn't anything else. Of course. Because... A ballroom is
going to be there. If a Democrat wins, you'll be
pissed. Oh, wow, we've got this nice ballroom to go
and use. Yeah, but you know, commies don't like dancing.
Well, Bernie did. I thought he went to Russia on
his honeymoon so he could. But Bernie could dance? I
want to see that. Probably 70, 80, 90 years ago,
however, when did Bernie get married? Long time, long time.
Long time. Appeal it to the Supreme Court. There's another
step you could take if you wanted to, and that's
called en banc review, which would have all the judges
of the D.C. Circuit looking at it. The presidency is
going to go right to the Supreme Court. And he
also pointed to what his own appointee, Naomi Rao, said
in her dissenting opinion today, which is that the National
Trust for Historic Preservation, which brought this lawsuit, doesn't have
standing to sue. That was an argument that the administration
has been making throughout this litigation, but was rejected by
the majority, which said that the Congress has to vote
to authorize this project, which the president has not really
directly asked lawmakers to do. Yeah, which is a very
good point as well. I hate to agree with ABC,
but there's been a lot of things under this second
Trump term that the easy answer seems to have been
go and get it passed in Congress. You control the
House, you control the Senate. Right. Why not just go
that route that nobody can complain? Well, and Stephen, I'm
also curious, I mean, what does this mean for the
president's bunker that was supposed to go under that ballroom?
This really gets at the security and safety exception. And,
you know, Judge Richard Leon of the district court who
looked at this earlier this year said, the president is
making an argument that this ballroom is necessary for national
security. The president demolished the east wing of the White
House that historically had a bunker underneath it that dated
back to World War II, FDR's time. Well, now the
argument is that bunker needs to be replaced. And so
the judge earlier this year said, all right, we will
allow you to continue building those parts of this project
that are necessary to the security and safety of the
president. The appeals court judges today affirmed that. One of
the things that Naomi Rao, the dissenting judge, said in
her opinion is the idea that now, the district court
judge, Judge Richard Leon, is going to be required to
review various parts of the plan and discern for himself
what is or is not security related, which essentially would
have the court micromanaging those decisions. That's what Naomi Rao
believes, and the administration, I think, believes it's going to
have a strong argument in that respect going to the
Supreme Court on it. So it seems if you really
finally go through all of these reports, and there's still
one from CBS, you're going to understand that... The Trump
people are just going to say, and they pointed out
in the ABC report, the bunker is World War II
or previous. I'm guessing it needed some upgrading. I would
think. But for this reason also, it's a proven fact
that several members of FDR's cabinet were Soviet spies. Who
knows what kind of crap they packed into the floorboards
there. True. I would hope they have swept for it
since then. I would think. I would hope. You never
know what was built in. Yeah. You know, that is
part of the issue. I mean, everybody went nuts when
Donald Trump wanted to bring that new jumbo jet Air
Force One home. No, no, we got to look at
it first. We got to sweep it. I wonder how,
like, perfect those sweeping systems are. Do they ever miss
stuff? They have to. They have to, right? Nothing's perfect.
As technology gets better, as everything is wired for the
internet, it becomes much easier because you used to look
for radio waves. If somebody was bugging your office, well,
that audio had to get out somehow unless there was
just a recorder locally, and that's probably going to get
found because recorders aren't, at that point anyway, were not
super small. But now you know how small cameras and
microphones are and connecting them into the internet. to go
out of whatever building you're in, not that hard to
do. No. Even I could do it. Yeah, why would
people go into like Airbnbs now? You've got to sweep.
You've got to look because... Oh, you know what? A
couple of years ago, I was supposed to connect with
some friends somewhere. I forget where the hell it was.
And so for my first time, my wife always does
the travel stuff, but I wasn't going to burden her
with my stuff. And I started looking for Airbnbs. I
was astonished at how many people in reviews said, Again,
it was loaded with cameras. And not on the outside,
on the inside. I thought, wow, really? That's awful. And
in most jurisdictions, that's legal if they're not doing audio.
They're just security cameras, Larry. Yeah, that's right. It's for
your safety. They're all in the bathroom in the changing
rooms. That's for no apparent reason. But here is CBS,
which surprisingly enough, was fairly straightforward with the story. Yes,
let's talk about the job site, the ballroom situation here
behind us. The president says he will appeal this three-judge
appeals court decision to the Supreme Court, arguing that there's
a national security imperative now to finish it. But what
he forgot to mention is that the court order today
said that the national security work underground can in fact
continue. It's everything from ground up that they're worried about,
at least in the case of these three judges with
the appeals court, because they say, as the district court
had previously, to do this on his own Congress has
full oversight of federal property and how money is spent
on it this is in essence remember a national park
and Congress oversees the National Park Service so president not
happy about that reiterating that it is not just a
90,000 square foot ballroom but there's going to be all
these other national security military medical facilities underneath it needs
to be finished and anyone who suggests otherwise is un-American
So I don't know, is this the new regime under
CBS? It's got to be the Ellison influence. Has to
be. Did they actually get something that was just news?
This is how news reports reminded me of growing up,
where it was just the news. Right. Not how you
should think. Not, oh no, Trump good or Trump bad.
We heard a lot of Trump good in the Fox.
We heard a lot of Trump bad in the ABC.
This is why JCD invented it. And now it's time
for 3x3! Experiment by JCD. Comparing stories from ABC, CBS,
and NBC. The never-ending 3x3. Which really is the heart
of the media deconstruction is to be like, hey, here's
a story. Here's how it's being told three different ways.
And why do you think that is? If you want
to start thinking critically, kids. You're much better off. When
did John first record that jingle? Well, he doesn't record
the jingle, but this is... Well, somebody. This thing has
been around for... As long as I can remember. Although
it could be the Mandela effect. Yeah, because it's really,
it should be the four by four. Well, of course.
And that's why I was like, okay, there was a
choice for me to do. CBS or CNN. And I'm
like, well, this is the three main. And of course,
there's PBS now. And then you've got the the cable
news, which are on a different level just from the
fact that. Cable news doesn't have to pay the United
States to use the airwaves where ABC, CBS, NBC does.
But I'm not saying you can't do a three by
three with the others. Yeah, I mean, it still works.
But I would think the four by four being the
fourth would be Fox. No, that's the other, really, the
network, I guess. Yeah, well, Fox News and Fox, the
regular, are usually within... shooting distance of each other. So
they're broadcast and you've got Fox, the network, which is
over the broadcast
And then you have Fox News, which is solely. over
cable and then of course a lot of people don't
know news nation is owned by the people that run
the cw which is wgn and i mean that's split
a bunch of ways as well but for regular news
i mean there's at least interesting i mean you've got
the cuomo guy there but you've got he's still doing
it really is that right he's there leland vitter and
uh they have a decent lineup which they're trying to
bring people from both sides on, which is usually the
most fun you can have in news, is having an
actual argument between two different people with different opinions, which
now you don't see. Nothing annoys me more than turning
on something like CNN and having four people in the
little, usually a host and then four people in the
little boxes and they're all saying the same thing. It's
like, couldn't you get one person that disagreed? I agree.
It's not fun. Nobody wants to hear agreement all the
time. No, it's not fun and it's not pleasant. That's
why I rarely watch any of them, but I do
enjoy the Fox thing because it seems like it's always
hot-looking women with great legs and high heels sitting in
chairs where they have to cross their legs. CNN is
like, no, it's depressing, really. It's like some academic crap.
Yeah, Fox figured out that one a long time ago.
They did. Active women will bring the demographic that we
want in. Yeah, and I think Brooke Baldwin is at
the front of that class. And was it a book
she came out with, an article? Recently I read something
she had said about how much she loved sex and
different kinds. And I thought, wow, you know. Welcome to
Fox News. Exactly. Thank you, Brooke. Now you've got a
clip here on Sunday at church? Yeah, I thought because
it's a Sunday show, you know, and I kind of
stumbled. on this one. And, you know, insanity crosses every
boundary and every vocation, every profession, you know, and you
never know where you'll encounter them. And what made me
think of this is years ago, before my wife and
I were married, we both had apartments in the west
side of New York. And we went to this church,
I forget the name of it. And goddamn, Darren, it
was pre-smartphone days. I think we were still on pagers
back then. Unfortunately, because we went to this mass, like
a regular Sunday mass walk-in, you know, pretty good-sized crowd,
and there were several hundred people, and this priest, who
was, like, you know, very gay, started his sermon, and
the sermon was, Jesus is my lover. Ha! And over
the course of his homily, which probably ran, I don't
know, seven or ten minutes or something like that, he
never got graphic, but he described sort of the things
he wanted to do with the King of Kings. This
was a Catholic church in New York. This was a
Roman Catholic church. And I remember thinking, oh, yeah, and
I remember back in my apartment, I had a VHS
camera. And I thought, could I possibly sprint back there
fast enough to grab that cinder block, this because it
was absolute. And I remember looking around with my wife
and just my girlfriend. The jaws on people, their jaws
were on their chest. I mean, it was like a
comedy bit. It was beyond belief. So anyway. Was this
guy not vetted? I mean, you came up with the
term the corporate God providers. Corporate God providers, yeah. Vet
this guy? I don't know. I never went back to
that church. It was a really bizarre experience, you know.
And then I stumbled on this. This is a guy
from somewhere in Oklahoma. His name like Preacher Smidridge or
something, I don't know. And listen to what this cat's
doing. When he's smart speaking, know that, I just want
to give you the visual setup. He starts at the
podium, you know, up on the altar. And it's like,
I think it's a Baptist or it's not a Catholic
church. And he's obviously pretty ticked off at the start
of it. And he very quickly steps down into the
audience and gets right in people's faces, as he says.
So it's not like, I want you to know, he's
not like talking about people in ether. They're there. They're
close. They're right there. They're close. Yeah. Don't go to
sleep while I'm talking. Hey, hey, hey. Don't you lay
your head back. I'm important. I'm somebody. Now you might
do your English teacher that way, but I'm not teaching
English. I'm teaching eternal life here. I love you. You
know I love you. Have I convinced you I love
you? Yeah. You better nod your head yes. All right.
Come on. Put it out there. All right, you stay
awake and you listen to me. You say, well, he
may never come back. Well, he ain't here now. And
where have you been, Mr. Underwood? And I noticed on
the calendar I'm supposed to marry y'all. What makes you
think I'd marry you? You're one of the sorriest church
members I have. Wow. You're not worth 15 cents. Ha
ha! And you want me to marry you to her?
And you want to marry him? And he don't even
know where he belongs? And you don't even know where
you belong? Now, let me tell you all, everybody here,
how much I love these kids. Do you know I
love you, sir? Stand up, big boy. Big boy. Do
you know I love you? All right. Yeah, he gives
him a bear hug. Wow, this is a whole different
kind of church. Isn't that crazy? You're not worth 15
cents. Come here, let me show you how much I
love you. I mean, at least I'll give this guy,
he seems like he is... Worthy of at least holding
your attention while speaking, because I've had enough, you know,
in churches where everything is just so boring that you're
trying not to fall asleep. Yes, yes. Sometimes that's just
impossible. Sometimes nature takes over and there's absolutely nothing you
can do. Exactly. So you just sit back and enjoy
the ride. I got to tell you, he made the
guy stand up so he could hug him. And I'm
thinking, how's this going to end? I thought maybe there
might be a right cross to his jaw or something.
Well, I can see that, yeah. Of course you could.
You're living in a slightly different world right now. As
you said, people can snap at any given minute. You
never know what you're going to deal with. That is
the insanity of all of this. So I got to
get to the Mike Rowe clip. I like this guy.
He is good. He is good. This is, you know,
he's kind of spells out, you know, in his opinion.
It's a very valid opinion what he thinks is wrong
with Gen Z and millennial people. But there's an answer.
There's another side to his argument, which I'll give after
the clip. The question doesn't start with what are they
doing. It starts with what aren't they doing. They're not
volunteering at their local church. They're not in the Kiwanis
Club. They're not checking out the Rotarians or the Lions
Club. They're not in the Boy Scouts or SkillsUSA. They're
not contributing anything in their community. What are they doing?
On average, they're spending between 2,000 and 2,100 hours a
year on their screen. It is. We just haven't seen
the like of it before. How are they able to
survive? I can't paint with too broad a brush. Maybe
some of them are trust fund kids. Maybe some of
them have enough. A lot of it is money from
other generations. Sure. They just hate our generation, except when
we give them money. That's always okay. Yeah. It's always
okay when you get daddy's money. Then the boomers aren't
so bad. Right? Yeah. He's not wrong. a week, which
is really, that's kind of a full-time job with no
paycheck. Right? Yes. Yeah, it's beyond belief. So then there
was this story that I tripped over that is kind
of the other side of that. And maybe next time
we'll ask Adam. Didn't Adam for a while, did he
put his smartphone aside and he was using like a
flip phone? Yeah, I think he still uses that as
a main phone. And I saw an article in one
of the tech publications. I don't remember if it was
Wired or The Verge. One of those. There's like four
different companies now. that are making dumbed down phones and
the two or three were flipped. Yeah, well, there's what
the story says. There's a woman, you know, they interviewed
this woman named Kendall something, and she remembers the moment
she swapped her smartphone for a flip phone. She said,
quote, for me, the second that my iPhone was gone,
it was just like heaven on earth. She's a 23-year-old
Washington, D.C. resident. This is with CBS News. And it
says she's among a growing number of young people. Okay,
I don't like my smartphone. I was thinking of doing
what Adam did. Young people are ditching their smartphones in
favor of stripped-down dumb phones. in an effort to unplug
from social media, etc., etc. Some feel nostalgic for an
era they never knew before the advent of mobile devices.
So then what Mike said is buttressed by the American
Psychological Association, which showed that U.S. teens spending nearly five
hours a day on social media. And yeah, you're right.
This chick got her flip phone from Dumb.co. Have you
heard of that one? No, but that's a great company
name. Isn't that good? Dumb.co, a startup that sells devices
loaded with practical tools like Uber Maps, and Spotify but
no social media and this dump out dumb co says
it's got more than 5,000 active users and it's now
this is the you know this book this deserves fanfare
it's typical customer is a 24 year old woman how
about that They really want to be forced to be
off social media because you
Oh, you don't have to install the app. That's true.
That's very true. But I guess it's easier when people,
you know, because then you would have your friends pressuring
you like, why aren't you on here? I don't know
my phone. It doesn't work. Because you can't just, you
can't take it off on your own. And these, some
of these phones will allow you to have the messaging
apps. So if you want to use something like Signal
or Telegram, they'll allow that. But then they don't allow,
although you could probably hack it. I mean, all these
things are hackable. But they allegedly don't allow Facebook and
Instagram and all of the social media. Because the social
media... is where people start going down those rabbit holes
that are not beneficial. No. I mean, again, I know.
We're the old guys. We're the boomers. When we were
kids, we used to hop on our bike and go
to a friend's house without even calling first, knock on
the door, be like, hey, is Jimmy home? That's right.
And if not, you'd go further down the street and
be like, hey, is Jack home? You know, I mean,
this is looking for something to do. Or you went
to the park or wherever people hung out. The fact
that kids just sit at home in their air-conditioned house
and play on their smartphone without talking to another human
being while possibly being, you know, groomed by somebody in
another country, it's... this is very strange. world. But with
that said, I think it's very scary what's going on
with what some of these states are doing. There's a
new meta. thing that came out not a new thing
a new judgment against meta oh how much money this
time another 567 million dollars that's a that's a pretty
big number i mean that's like a day yeah you're
right what am i saying but in honor of jcd
it's an ntd clip i'm like i've never pulled an
ntd clip before i'd never even run across one so
i figured once i saw this it was a sign
New legal pressures mounting on Meta over the impact of
social media on children. A New Mexico judge ordering the
company to pay $567 million in overhaul safety features on
Facebook and Instagram for young users in the state. The
judge ruled Meta's platforms contributed to harms to children's mental
health and failed to adequately protect minors from sexual exploitation.
The order includes limits on teens' use of Facebook and
Instagram, tighter controls on contact between adults and minors, and
new safeguards for AI chatbots. The New Mexico ruling comes
on top of the $375 million in civil penalties a
jury ordered against Meta earlier this year, the case to
$942 million, a small fraction of its annual profit, which
was about $60 billion in 2025. Meta says it plans
to appeal, maintaining it's confident in its record of protecting
teens online and has been working on identifying and removing
harmful content from its platforms. Now the case is being
closely watched as states and school districts across the country
pursue similar lawsuits against social media companies. Yes, one, somebody
needs to nationalize. So the individual states can't, this is
never going to bring anything good. And they're ignoring the
fact that the internet is inherently dangerous. It's like a
car. Yes, yes, yes. If you're going to put your
child behind the wheel of a car, there's a chance
they're going to get into an accident and get injured
or worse. The only way to keep your child from
getting into a car accident with them driving is to
keep them from driving the car. until they are ready
to do so. This concept that, you know, oh, we're
going to have... Facebook or any of these social media
companies being in charge of how many hours your kid
sits on the internet? Wouldn't it be better if that
was the parent doing that? Sure, but aren't they doing
that already in China? Yes. And this is the rub
that a lot of the people in the United States
are missing. Which is, it's always, you know, it's for
the safety. It's always for the children. But the end
result is always... Oh, well, for this to work, every
adult that's on the Internet, well, you're going to need
an ID and you're going to have to sign on
and we're going to have to know everything you do.
But this is the clip from the attorney general in
New Mexico, of course. And I'm sorry, I shouldn't say
of course in this case, because there's some Republican attorney
generals going after the exact same thing. So this shouldn't
be politicized except to say that a lot of attorneys
general are, Idiots. Oh, yeah. So I just wanted to
give you a quick update on a major victory. Major
victory! Major victory. Scored against social media and specifically in
our case against Meta. Yesterday, a judge ordered that Meta
pay $567 million for the public nuisance and the harm
that they've caused to our kids. That's on top of
the public nuisance. This is one of the ways they're
going after him, that this is... Like you having an
old Chevy that causes too much noise after 8 p.m.
driving down there. It's a public nuisance, Larry. That's where
these meta and... It's infuriating. The complete lack of understanding.
And, you know, and again, oh, it's major, 567 million.
It's like, well, what is Meta make in an hour?
Yeah, 60 billion a year? That's not major to them.
No, no, it's a rounding error if you're lucky. So,
you know, put on your soothsayer's cap there, Darren. Where
do you see this? Because you've been yelling about this
for years, rightly so. Are they going to achieve their
goal? Are we all going to be having to do
selfies and sit there with our driver's license or whatever
the hell it is so we can get online? Or
what do you think? How's this going to go? Yeah,
if they get what they want, it is going to
be China, which is for you to log onto the
internet, you are going to have to prove who you
are with an ID. You're probably going to have to
use your smartphone to take a photo of your driver's
license. And here in the U.S., on the back, you've
got the barcode. a picture of that to prove that
you are who you say you are while you're logged
in, which then again, now if you end up being
one of those parents that's like, I don't care if
my kid uses 8,000 hours, I'll just log them in
as me. It's never a penalty for the parents. It's
always going after money from the social media. So this
is not about protecting your children. This is only about
taking more money from the social media. Here in Illinois,
the corrupt politicians, J.B. Pritzker and Mayor Brandon Johnson of
Chicago, they put laws into place that said, well, for
every person using your social media over 100,000, the city
owes you a 50 cent or the state, you know,
you owe us a 50 cent tax. So the state
of Illinois is like, well, you know, if we got
20 million people on X, well, then you owe us
10 million a month in a tax for us to
allow your social media to be, it's always about the
money. This is just a different way of going at
the money because they're going to make rules. and regulations
that parents should be in charge of. that the penalty
is only the social media companies pay more. But this
guy goes on here. That's on top of the $375
million judgment we got earlier in the year. That's almost
a billion dollars just for the state of New Mexico.
To put that in context, if the rest of the
country got the kind of judgment that we got yesterday,
it'd be $150 billion to Meta. Can you just hear?
It's like a wet dream to this guy. If only
every other state. that it's the it's the Massachusetts of
the Southwest and it wasn't always that way it used
to be a banging state it still has the most
beautiful you know sunsets geography mountains it's it's absolutely gorgeous
but it's been overrun by commie creeps and it's it's
become kind of a depressing place outside of you know
the natural topography it's it's sad yeah the sit there
and be like oh social media is too popular let's
see if we can monetize it yeah of course where
the real answer is keep the children off of devices
until they're of age, whatever that is. More importantly, however,
now they are ordered to change how they do business
in our state. This is a fight that's worth having.
This is something that I am passionate about, and we're
not done yet. We have a lot more left to
do, specifically updating our laws, our consumer protection laws and
our social media laws here in New Mexico to make
it absolutely clear that you can't endanger our kids, you
can't allow exploitation, and you've got to do a whole
lot more to protect families and people, especially the most
vulnerable members of our community. This is an important victory
for us, first in the nation, first in the world.
We got a lot more left to do, so stay
tuned. Yeah, the amount of "rah-rah" is kind of disturbing.
Oh, God. And that phrase, "more work to do," that's
always a commie phrase. Have you noticed that? "In the
most vulnerable." It's always, oh, it's always, it's the people
that are having the biggest, you know, because, you know,
rich white kids, they're not having their children exploited on
the internet. No, it's always the most vulnerable. Yeah, oh
yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't buy it. Don't buy it
for a minute.
And parenting just has to be parenting. And these devices,
I mean the concept is insane because anybody with logic
can sit in a room. Even people that are not
dudes named Ben. People who don't have any concept of
how any of these systems work, you would understand. that
well if a bunch of people are communicating online you're
not going to be able to separate them into different
categories because if you're like well no only people that
are uh that are signed up as children under the
age of 16 can talk in this group because yeah
no adult is going to figure out how to sign
up as no especially when kids in the united states
you don't have an id until you're getting your driver's
license maybe i guess you have a social security card
but well not in california if you want to get
medical attention you have an id at 12 and your
parents can't look at it Multiple boots on the ground
from your clip, which I was like this can't even
be real in California It's real it is more than
real it's happening in Illinois as well because California and
Illinois are kind of like Mirrors when it comes to
the law. Oh, yeah and parents saying I cannot get
my child's medical records Without their approval at 12 years
old and you walk into the doctor's office And they
don't go, well, do you want your parent to be
here with you? It's like, no, the doctor, you don't
get that choice. Like, sorry, but this is the world
we live in. Well, this is the commie world that
we live in. This is commie canon. And it goes
back a long, I mean, it goes back a long,
long way. And if you think about it, Hillary wrote
a very successful book called It Takes a Village, right?
And that's exactly what it is. The village is going
to raise your kid. You really will try calling the
village when your kid's projectile vomiting at 3 a.m. They
don't pick up. No, you know, it's complete crap. It's
the state ruling everything. And Gavin, you know, Gavin Newsom
and all those dirtbags in California, man, they need to
be put in a rocket and then fired into the
sun, really, because they're just raw, evil, evil people, really.
But I mean, I know we go back to it
a lot, but this is literally what these social list
in communist regimes did. They go after the children. Oh,
They indoctrinate the children and this is because then your
children start coming home like, "Oh yes, mom and dad,
you're problematic. "You're way of thinking." So I told, I
told Governor Newsom what you were thinking of doing. Homeschooling
me, ha ha, they're taking me away. They're gonna put
me in a nice camp somewhere. This is why you
need people to stand up and make their voices heard.
One guy that did that, our buddy Scott Lobito. Anybody
that's been listening to Planet Rage has heard Scott's voice
more than once, and I know. I wish we had
Bing It IO like we do for this show for
Planet Rage because you could do a search for anything
that Adam and John have talked about over the years.
But I know you and I on a few occasions
while watching one of Scott's videos said, this guy's close
to a heart attack, man. We did that several times.
You are correct. And then he had one because, I
mean, when we were doing Planet Rage, which was kind
of like No Agenda with more swearing, and playing up
the anger bit. I mean, we're still mad about this
stuff, but it's playing it up for the entertainment value.
I mean, overall, I think when you and I stop
doing the show, when the end of that period of
the day, we go off and have fun. Always. We
listen to music and we enjoy what we're doing. Scott,
I think, has been pissed off for a long time.
You know, I had kind of an epiphany just before
I sent you this clip. about Scott. And he, I
mean, he's... The interesting thing about him, he's definitely a
right winger. His head's in the right place. I love
his salty language. He reminds me more of Sinatra speaking-wise
than anybody I've ever heard. Yes, yes, absolutely. And Scott,
unlike most right wingers, certainly myself included, I think I'm
kind of typical because for the most part, actually, I
never voted until I had kids. That's the only time
I started caring. But I knew it was going on.
But still, what do we want to do? Well, you
know, it's like life is good. I'm going to go
see Billy Idol and then, you know, maybe I'll go
to the beach and, you know, play with moose for
a while. Politics is not the focal point of my
existence. But for most lefties, like Bernie, like Newscum, like
AOC, it is a religion. They are ideologues. It never
leaves their minds. And Scott, in that way, he kind
of operates like they do. Because he never unwound, I
think. You know what I mean? He seemed like he
was always ready for combat. And it finally caught up
with his aorta, I guess. I think he had a
double bite, but whatever. Something very serious, you know. But
he's an interesting character. He flatlined for two minutes. Yeah.
Ouch. I do want to point out to people, Larry
is not like a northern exposure, out in the woods
kind of guy. Moose is a very little white puppy.
Yes. Moose is 13 pounds of, he's more like a
bull of a deer. He just wants to hang around
and eat escargot and drink fine wine. People were imagining
a much different thing where you're like, I go out,
I play with Moose. They're like, whoa, this guy's real.
Oh, no, no. Moose is a lap dog, 100%. And
he brings the ladies in. That's the only reason to
get a cute little white dog. He does, yeah. Is
there any other setup on this libido clip? No, what
Scott is, like I said, he's so hardcore, Darren, that
I think he had his cardiac epithelium like four days
ago And then he, within I think the first or
second day, he had a video of himself in his
hospital bed. And he's got, you know, he's got IVs
going into him and bandages and it's very serious stuff.
But he did a video saying, you know, I'm not
done. I'm still in. Stay with me. I'm getting out
of here very soon. I mean, he's a force of
nature. There's no question about that. And then this clip
really demonstrates that because the guy's arranging things from his
hospital bed. He's got his own Air Force. Listen to
this clip. It's like he literally can't even slow down
for a minute. No. No. Yeah. Scott Lobedo organized a
protest, America's Artist, against Zorhan Mondani, and they blew them
off. Scott had a confrontation, actually had a heart attack,
almost died. But today, we're just getting this video in,
first year on Newsmax. Scott Lobedo apparently chartered a plane
from his hospital bed, and he's flying this banner over
New York City with a direct message to Zorhan Mondani.
And the guy was almost dead. You see this flying
up and down New York City. This is actually a
live view right now, first on Newsmax. Mondani, stay away
from ground zero. And I don't think you could be
any more clear than that. Shocked a guy who just
had open heart surgery, took the time, but I guess
he wants Mondani to know that the booming's not gonna
stop. New York City's getting a clear message from Staten
Islanders led by Scott Libato. Pretty cool, right? Yeah, that's
the commitment to the craft. Exactly. I mean, exactly. That
guy is a true believer, and wow. I salute him.
And I saw the clip. Ma'am Donnie was booed offstage.
I think it was mainly by a police audience, was
it, in New York? Yeah, I guess it was. I'm
sure if he had his homies there, they'd have drowned
out the police, because he's very popular with them. And
then Elizabeth Warren was booed for saying something. Oh, good.
Maybe people are waking up a little bit more. Maybe.
Because she made a comment somewhere, and she was sitting
on a panel because she was sitting there with the
little microphone and her name in front of her. And
she actually said that she's been tough on the border,
and people just started laughing. Oh, my God. You can't
make this stuff up. It's like, I don't know if
these people are delusional. Or what? It's like, but you
are not tough on the border, madam. I mean, you're
welcome to your point of view if you want open
borders, but this is where people really start jumping into
that dimension B. Maybe she wants people to think now
that she's been tough on the borders and the AI.
Well, she said she was tough on the borders. just
literal insanity and people always complain when they're hearing this
kind of stuff and like like you just said you
lean right wing it's like i lean right wing but
i will tell you that the Republicans are not perfect
and there are things that are going wrong and it
doesn't affect the ability to understand the crap that you're
being fed. Yeah. And if I could find it. I
would bring you all of the right-wing drivel that is
meeting the level of the left, but I can't. So,
I mean, I will challenge any of those people that
are like, oh, no, all of these, everybody, the right-wing
does the same thing. Well, send in those clips. I
would love. Yeah. to see them that are the equivalent
of, you know, Donald Trump can't even make a complete
sentence and they cut to the video of the guy
like doing Shakespeare and it's like. That's not the result.
Thune and Murkowski, but yeah. And I got to know
what this next clip you got here is about sunscreen
and the COVID vax. Is this like literally second half
of show kind of things? I don't know. I mean,
it's just, again, I tripped over this one. And it's,
who's that congressman? You'll recognize his voice, the guy's name.
He's very articulate, smooth. But he said, hey, just play
the clip. Have I been lied to as a Florida
man about sunscreen protecting me from cancer? Yes, it appears
we've all been lied to. Unfortunately, this massive study of
over 470,000 people confirms it. It's very worrisome that when
they compared sunscreen users to non-sunscreen users, the sunscreen users
faced increased risks of all the major skin cancers, melanoma,
squamous cell carcinoma, and basal cell carcinoma. evasive melanoma was
300% higher risk in the sunscreen users. They accounted for
skin color, time spent outdoors, and many other things, sex,
age, and they still found these increased risks of the
cancer. So when you use sunscreen all the time, you're
blocking your body's ability to synthesize vitamin D, which is
critical for cancer defense. So you do not want to
shut that off. A JAMA study just came out and
found all those active ingredients in the sunscreens get into
your circulation. They get into your body above FDA regulatory
limits. If you really have to use it, if you'll
be out in the sun for six hours, midsummer day,
you still want to use something, I would use zinc-based
sunscreen, not oxybenzone, none of those hormone disrupting. Wow. Yeah,
how about that? Matt Gates was interviewing this guy. And
there was some companion verbiage to it, Darren, and it
said that the incidence of just skyrocketed. And it was
almost unheard of back in the 1930s, 40s, whatever. And
there was further evidence they had that a lot of
it is not just linked to the... dangerous gunk that
might be in the stuff we spray in our faces
and arms and shoulders, but it's diet related in that
all the crap that we eat, the processed foods, somehow
reduces our resistance to it. And it said that people
who are going more in the vein of heavy carnivores
of properly raised beef, people who used to get terribly
sunburned will switch to a diet of beef. I don't
know if this is true, but it's the report. And
go out and they'll get a color. but they won't
scald and blister and peel the way they did back
when they were on the crappy diet. So they're eat
more steak and hamburger. This is the Texas Beef Initiative
sponsoring us. There it is. And everybody likes steak. Well,
not everybody, but a lot of people do. And it
makes sense that your diet would have an effect. I
mean, vitamin D is one of the main things when
you go to the doctor and they do the blood
test. You either got enough or you don't. If you
don't know, you got to supplement it. Yeah. But the
dangerous chemicals in all of this, it's like diet soda.
So you read the chemical list and you're like, hey,
did you really just drink water? Exactly. Yeah. That stuff's
so bad. I could never, ever get past the aftertaste
in diet sodas. Never. The aspartame or the saccharin was
the worst one at first. But they never taste just
like, oh, no, it tastes just like regular soda, which
is horrible for you as well. But you know what?
Sugar is less of a problem if, well, back in
the days when you actually had natural cane sugar in
your soda rather than the high fructose corn syrup. Right.
They cut the corners and try to make more money
on every product that they put out there. Sure. Do
they sell Mexican Coke in Chicago? Yeah. When we used
to go to Costco, we'd get the 18-pack or whatever
it was, and then you kind of just had to
cut back because it's just so good. But in the
summer, There's nothing like. a bottle glass bottle yeah of
mexican coke real cane sugar real change and the taste
is astonishingly different than the other crap yes you can
tell i mean if you can't tell the difference then
your taste buds are dead yes yes that's how it
is with all the real cane sugar sodas over the
counterparts that have the high fructose corn syrup there is
a different taste and your body reacts totally differently to
them Do you remember the stuff that came out probably
30 years ago called Jolt? Yeah, that was the best,
man. And they said like right in the label, twice
the caffeine. Like all the bad shit was in there.
Drink this Jolt. It's come and gone a few times.
Somebody tried to revive it. Back in the day when
all the computer guys were drinking Balls, B-A-W-L-S, which is
another like totally caffeinated drink. Hey, you want to stay
up all night and game or code? Oh, wow. Speaking
of balls. Oh, I hope, I'm praying. I know you
mentioned something about WNBA and I'm hoping you're going to
cover this. Yeah, this story is oddly at the front
of the news and it has been for the last
few days and it continues to get stranger. And bigger,
I think. It does. It continues to get bigger. There
were a couple of things going on. The first was
Clay Travis from Outkick Sports said, well, you know, if
you really want to. Stand by your guns that women
and men are the same. Well, then he had an
idea. Because the WNBA has right now a lot of
coaches that are coming out, including in the last day
or two, saying, hey, if a man identifies as a
woman, he should be able to play in the WNBA.
I think that is absolutely ludicrous. It's absurd. The WNBA
commissioner has not spoken out in favor of Sophie Cunningham
or even just in favor of basic rules. It's called
the WNBA because it's the women's basketball association there, right?
play, I think we should have an actual game. Not
NBA players against WNBA players. High school boys. Let me
pick a team. I will put it on pay-per-view. We'll
donate all the profits to Tunnel to Towers for Wounded
Warriors, for the families out there that they're helping to
take care of, first responders. You know Frank Siller. They
do incredible work. We'll put it on pay-per-view. If the
high school boys win, I will give them $10 million.
If the WNBA team wins, I will give them $10
million. I think we would raise tens of millions of
dollars for charity. And I'm putting my money where my
mouth is. If the WNBA really doesn't believe that men
are that much better than women at basketball, then the
champion of the WNBA should be able to beat a
bunch of high school boys, Will. So far, they haven't
responded. They always talk about how they want more money.
in the history of the sport. He's right. I think
the highest... Payroll on a WNBA team now is $7
million for the season. Wow. And he's offering, and the
people coming in to the league, this made big news
when Caitlin Clark came into the league two years ago,
was between 70 and 80,000. So we can round up
and say 80,000. Sure. Offering $10 million to beat a
high school boys basketball team. Why wouldn't these women jump
at it if they thought they had even an even
chance of winning? Sure. Because he also went on to
say that he has heard from countless high school coaches
that are like, hey, hey, hey, look at my team.
I'll bet, yeah. And this makes a very... valid point
that We have covered here and other places that men
and women are not equal physically. They're not? Strength makes
a difference. I know. But this is how, I mean,
just keeping with this little part of the story, this
is how this challenge that the guy from Outkick putting
out, the $10 million challenge, this is how it was
covered by an anchor out of Minneapolis who is an
outwardly, queer woman anchor, but you can figure out what
her point of view might be here. One last thing
tonight. The entire world of women's sports is facing the
debate within its own leagues of who should get to
play and who should not. And a voice that often
shouts loudly in that debate is a right-leaning outlet owned
by Fox News called Outkick Sports. And today its founder
took to a new stunt, one that really makes no
sense if OutKick is really concerned about caring about women
in women's sports. Okay, can anybody explain to me how
that has anything to do except to show that he
cares about women in women's sports, not having to play
against a larger, more powerful man? But no, no, she's
going to take it the exact opposite direction and pretend,
oh no, I can't even figure out why, Larry. Clay
Travis, he's the man behind Outkick. He announced today he's
offering $10 million to the winner of a game of
basketball between a high school boys team of his choosing
and the
WNBA defending champions, the Las Vegas Aces. I thought to
myself, why? But obviously the answer is because he thinks
it is so impossible for any group of women, let
alone the best in the game, that they could ever
beat younger and more inexperienced boys. It's a thinly veiled
sexist joke. What? I know! I know! What? How is
this a sexist joke? It is making a valid point.
And he's putting up enough money, madam. That she's probably
annoyed by that because I think she was a they
there. They're putting up enough money. that this would be
a big payday for this team. So how is it
a joke? Somebody's offering you $10 million to play high
school boys. This is the championship women's team in the
WNBA to play a bunch of high school boys for
$10 million. How is that? Really? I don't think it's
thinly veiled at all. I think it's right out there.
How is it a sexist joke? I don't think it
is. younger and more inexperienced boys. It's a thinly veiled
sexist joke, revealing the actual truth of how he and
his organization feel about women's sports. It's not about caring
about them. They think women's sports are a joke. No,
we just think you're a joke lady. Yeah, well they
think women's sports... She's 50% correct, Larry, because they think
women's sports is a joke once you allow men. to
start playing in that league. Well, there's a lot of
volunteers now, aren't there? Three the last time I checked.
Yeah, I've got two. This is the second one that
came out. This is Royce White, former NBA first-round draft
pick. That's a cool first name, Royce. He's got a
brother named Rolls, I guess. Earlier this week, I made
the announcement. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I identify as
sometimes identifying as a woman for purposes of basketball, professional
basketball. So I'll be declaring for the WNBA draft in
2027 as well. I mean, I think I'd be unstoppable.
But I'm a team first guy. I'm a pass first
kind of player. I do the little things. I led
my team in all five major stat categories at Iowa
State University. So I do a little bit of everything.
I'll do whatever the coach needs me to do. I'll
do whatever the girls need me to do. I think
the WNBA could come out and make a definitive statement
about guys with a pair of balls playing in the
women's association. But, you know, hey, that'd be. That'd be
probably too much like right. And I don't want to
be discriminated against. I want fair treatment. I'm a black,
I'm a young black, hopefully United States Senator, that would
like a fair chance to participate as a sometimes identifying
as a transgender woman athlete. Like, his delivery was good
on that one. Royce is cool, man. I dig that.
And the latest from the WNBA, because, of course, they're
like, oh, geez, now what? Well, this is still a
nuanced topic, Larry. It's nuanced. Nuanced? Yeah. Okay. Whether it's
a dude. with balls or whether it's a female for
the WNBA it is still This next clip here is
the original guy, NS Cantor Freedom. He was the first
one that came out. And so I've got, I think,
like the first 20 seconds or so is his. statement
saying he wants to play in the WNBA, followed immediately
by Stephen A. Smith and his reaction. on trans. We
don't want to hate on trans folks. That's not what
that's about. Anybody who's hating on them should be ashamed
of themselves. The WNBA, the NDA, and everybody else in
between is absolutely right when they talk about not violating
people's civil rights and liberties, not being hateful, not engaging
in hate in any way, shape, form, or fashion, whether
verbally, physically, or otherwise. We all know that. But what
Anita's cancer is pointing to is about competition. So for
somebody and for folks to act like it would be
okay for them to participate in the WNBA is ridiculous.
And when you have athletes from the WNBA saying that
they're looking out for and speaking up on behalf of
girls because it would clearly be an unfair advantage to
a trans athlete. over people born female. What's the problem?
What's the problem? We got to have common sense. And
yes, Enos Cantor is going a bit too far, but
he's right to do so to make a point. And
Royce White, former NBA player, now a conservative pundit, he's
right too because he's trying to make a point. Certain
things are beyond ridiculous and you got to call it
out. Just to send a message. Do you get it
now? Are you sure you want to continue this subject?
Are you sure you want to continue on this path?
Sure you don't want to be political pawns. Fine. Then
understand that the WNBA is for girls and people born
female and leave it at that. And stop acting like
you don't know. Otherwise, there'll be a lot more Enos
Cantus. We all know y'all don't want that. Yeah, but
I'm not sure they don't want that. I mean, that's
the weird thing with whatever's going on at the WNBA.
This is just a really quick clip from the head
coach of the Indiana— Before you go there, I just
want to say I really enjoyed listening to Stephen A.
Smith there because he was talking, not screaming. He's hit
and miss. Well, that was actually very good. It was
very good. He needs to stay that course. I'm sorry
for the interruption. Mellow out that delivery rather than going
the— Yeah, yeah. Well. Let me tell you, Larry. Let
me tell you this. That's very good. You got it,
man. He goes from the quiet to the loud, the
quiet to the loud. He is working the crowd all
the time. This is the coach of the Indiana Fever,
which is the team with Sophie Cunningham and with Caitlin
Clark. And when she was asked about this particular... nun
drum about well men and women's sports her answer was
maybe possibly the dumbest thing I've heard so far in
this whole ordeal. What is your stance on men or
athletes who test as biological male participating in women's sports?
What's your personal stance? Yeah, I mean, I don't know
that I would say that I'm educated enough from a
scientific standpoint. I don't ever believe that exclusion is an
answer. I just don't. She is not educated enough in
the scientific standpoint to understand the difference between a male
and a female. Head coach, Indiana Fever. She must be
friends with that Supreme Court justice who couldn't say what
a woman was. Yes. Yeah. It's the same thing. I
mean, I saw a, it was either a meme or
somebody posted the other day that if somebody would have
told you 10 years ago that the biggest argument going
around the country would be whether a man, what is
a man and what is a woman, nobody would believe
it. It's incredible. I know how we can take advantage
of this, Darren. We're going to go to the WNBA.
I could play. Even with one eye, I could play.
You could, absolutely. I'm sure you'd do very well. But
I'm thinking maybe what we need to do is propose
Adam C. Curry. He is 6'5". So am I. You
are too. Imagine what it would do suddenly. These podcast
guys, they want in now. I mean, holy, that would
be sensational. What a play. The towers of power. comment
to you right from the WNBA. Yes, yes, yes. And
just to prove. how deeply ingrained in identity politics that
the WNBA is. The coach, which we just heard from,
from the Indiana Fever, there was a flagrant foul called
on Sophie Cunningham, who is now getting the crap beat
out of her, just like Caitlin Clark has had. I
saw that. That was infuriating, man. The foul was up
to the level where the player was ejected. the Indiana
Fever, the coach that is on Sophie's team, the woman
that got mauled. was like, well, you know, I guess
it was the right call, but I don't think it
was intentional. Like, sure, sure, it wasn't intentional, but the...
player that fouled her so hard she was ejected. went
immediately to social media. And do you know what she
posted on social media? Tell me. White privilege. Because Sophie's
white and this girl's black. This is how down the
rabbit hole. these folks in the wnba are and nobody
ever cared about the wnba let's be honest No. Until
Caitlin Clark got there. But it's a very good example
of the culture war that is going on right now.
Yes, yes, yes, it is. And it's hilarious to me
that you have NBA guys now going, well, I'd like
to play. Well, you and Adam have to be next.
They're going to let him in. I want to find
out what kind of a fund that could be. But
since people say, you know, we don't go after the
right wingers enough, here is a clip from Megyn Kelly
where I think she's being a total bitch.
Caitlin Clark was directly asked to speak on it, and
she was cowardly. She refused to do it. It is
one thing to inject politics into your sport where they
don't belong, like Colin Kaepernick kneeling in the middle of
professional football games. It's quite another when little girls are
getting the shit kicked out of them in their sport,
and you are the most famous woman in women's basketball,
and you're directly asked as the issue rears its head
in your sport, and you punt on it. You won't
say anything. You'd rather let the 12-year-olds handle it. that
Big words from Megan for trying to get in the...
Shoes of a Caitlin Clark who is already getting the
crap kicked out of her by the other women in
the league. Yes. And if she doesn't want to make
a statement. That's America, baby. She doesn't have to get
political. No, she doesn't. No. You know, so to be
here and be like, no, she's in, you know, I
just don't even understand. the insanity that this is where
we are now, that you have to. I mean, I'm
tired of people that are like you. Not only do
you have to support us or believe that we're right,
but you have to now come out and publicly. say
something, getting called out. I think Meghan's forgetting, you know,
that this is a free country. And that this woman
is getting the crap kicked out of her on a
daily basis. It was a great... 10, 12 minutes. Victor
Davis Hanson did the other day. Check it out on
YouTube talking about this. But he's like the identity politics
in the WNBA. Very interesting because it seems that it
is a majority black players and also a majority lesbian.
And you have Caitlin Clark and now Sophie Cunningham, who
are straight white girls, that... all of a sudden are
the most popular people in the league and are now,
even though these other players. have gone from literally the
change because caitlyn clark hitting in the amount of people
that are watching the wnba they've gone from having to
fly coach to being able to fly private all of
their contracts have gone up they're all making more money
but they hate her Because she doesn't look like them
because she doesn't share the same You know sexual preference
that they do it is insane Yeah. I'm not a
regular watcher of Megyn Kelly, but lately I kind of
get the feeling very often she's just doing a pot-stirring
deal, you know? Maybe it was the Ozempic. I mean,
something happened. Oh, did she Ozempic herself, too? Yeah, I
think so. I mean, there was a change that was
pretty quick at one point. But, I mean, that's just
speculation. That is just from the producer's mode, as John
and Adam would always say. Just strictly from a producer's
mode where we'll comment upon the way that she looks.
Megan's an amateur. She's an amateur compared to Ariana Grande.
I know. The girl needs a hamburger, man. I'm telling
you. That girl needs professional attention. I mean, she's getting
into the Karen Carpenter zone. I mean, really, that's no
joke. It's sad. It is, because she's got talent. She
can sing. She's got tremendous talent, yeah. I mean, you
may not like her music, but she can actually sing
without all of the auto-tune and all of that. Sure.
Very talented girl. I see these pictures like, oh, my
God. Wow. What are you doing? How much is social
media? Because they are being judged on a minute-by-minute basis.
And you and I will read at some point some
of the reviews of us doing the show. Adam was
very kind. A lot of people seem to like what
we're doing. But there are some that have been vicious.
No. Nobody could. Larry and I, it's kind of like,
hey, did you see this one? Oh, yeah, did you
see this? And it's funny, but for somebody like Ariana
Grande, I mean, the negativity might actually cause a problem.
And, you know, oh, no, I got to be perfect.
I got to achieve whatever the goal is. And this
social media with kids that do nothing but sit at
home on their screens rather than going out and having
conversations with their friends and not worried about what anybody
outside of their little group. cared about. I mean, that's...
Didn't have the... to see that until the internet rolled
around and by the time the internet rolled around I
mean it really became prevalent you know I was already
in my 30s so by that point you have a
whole different skin on you to take the people that
are going to be haters. But it's horrible. I mean,
I don't have kids, so a lot of people are
like, oh, you shouldn't even comment. But you can see
it. It's dangerous. It's bad. It's very dangerous. Very so.
Much so. I think Adam had a great phrase for,
what do you say, sort of like the... It wasn't
chemically or digitally induced autism. Yeah. And I absolutely know
that for a fact because I, you know, back in
the day in school and my kids were in school
in Los Angeles. There were several kids I knew that
the goddamn iPad was just basically stitched to the palms
of their hands. They never put it down. And by
the time these kids were five, six years old, they
basically, I don't know whether they couldn't or wouldn't speak.
Wow. You know, like, yeah. Yeah, like, what are you
doing? Rip that out of that kid's paws, you know?
So, yeah, yeah, it is what it is. Yes, again,
parents, make your kids grow up without the technology as
much as you can. Some people will be like, it's
impossible, Juan. I don't think it's impossible. You can limit
it. You can do a flip phone if you want
to feel like your kid can get a hold of
you. Do the flip phone. They don't need full access
to everything, at least until they're in high school. And
even then, you want to be on top of them
and understand and explain. You're going to have to have
those hard conversations. I mean, parents never want to have,
you know, the birds and the bees. It's always like,
oh, maybe I can wait. I don't want to do
it when they're 12. But you've got to be on
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answer. I used to be like, I know. Oh, man,
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We'll save that for next time. Good old Stevie Miller.
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peak of 1103. Everybody wanted to hear the podfather. Okay,
man. Yeah, 1103. Not bad. They always run. Like, right
when they're like, oh, no, they're going to talk about
donations, we got to run. The trolls are afraid of
donations. I don't know why. Trolls, just go to noagendedonations.com.
You will feel good. You will. And that way you'll
know. Get your podcasting 2.0 app. We have to acknowledge
that one of the ways you can show some value
is by doing artwork for the show. And we were
totally remiss on the last show to not mention Mike
Riley's beautiful artwork of the water tower with the Iranian
lock. It is so beautiful to see Mike Riley back.
I know, Larry, you didn't follow the art as closely
as I did, which was, well, way too close. It
was beautiful, though. I was throwing out so much artwork.
And Adam had to get me out of the competition
just so the other artists can come back. and step
up and Mike Riley, a true artist, he's published books
of his work. He is a cartoonist who does this
thing without the AI assistance. Oh, wow. Which makes him
even more impressive. If you like that and you'd like
to find out more, just go over to MikeRiley.lol, which
is a great domain. It is. Now, on the last
show, we had a few different things to choose from.
And I'll pull this here up as well. But the
one we chose came from Parker Pauly, a black knight.
And it was of the JCD Buzzkill Shaver, Thank you.
Adam and John taught me always go with the joke.
And this was the perfect joke. It was. The shaver
from the story that Adam told that he would turn
on JCD's microphone. And, you know, he might be eating
breakfast or he might be shaving. And we're like, what?
Who's shaving right before the show with an electric razor,
which now makes you wonder? What's inside that Heil PR-40
that he was using? There has to be some... Trimmings.
There's got to be some trimmings in there. There is
no doubt about it. Oh, I've got thunder going on
loud. Just a fair warning. Oh, really? Yeah, the area
here lately, anytime it rains, it seems like the power
goes out. So hopefully I won't disappear. But there were.
A plethora of interesting pieces. We liked Tyler Brown's Fauci
in the orange jumpsuit, but that was too depressing. A
little bit, but it was good. The one from Comic
Strip Blogger. which had two men and a woman in
the middle and said, O'Neal, Blydener, and Curry. We didn't
know why you made Larry a blonde woman. Because the
trans Larry. It's got to be it, right? So you
can get into the WNBA now. Why not? We'll make
it a threesome. Is there a women's podcasting network? I
don't know. What are we trying to do? Tyler Brown,
the Grimm Fauci fairy tale. I thought that was... cute
but just it didn't have the oomph that the Parker-Hawley
piece had. Although I did like Nesworks, the Larry and
Derry, because everybody's going to start... Yes, that was funny.
And Scaramanga, I mean, you're getting closer with the cheesecake.
When the thunder is coming through the noise gate, you
know. You know the weather's fun. So thank you to
the Parker Polly and everybody who has sent artwork in.
I see there's already some interesting Mike Riley pieces. Good
to have him back. Name Kenny Ben was back. Comic
strip blogger. It's like the old. Art crowd is back.
Good old days. Yeah. And we very much appreciate that,
but we also appreciate the people that come in financially,
and these are real credits. If you come in at
3:33 or over, you are an executive producer 200 or
over. Associate executive producer they are indeed. real credits that
you can use on your imdb page and larry's imdb
page is very interesting as well God, I haven't even
looked at that in years. I'll have to take a
peek. You've got to update it. Make sure it's all
right. I never do that stuff. I just leave it
to the fates. Yeah, never. Damn, I'm telling you this
is a, the thunder's going good here, but we have
a bunch of people to thank today. We do. And
I'll start off here with our buddy Ron V, 42,
coming in from Hoffman Estates, Illinois. I met him at
the only meetup that I've gone to so far. Oh,
cool. Nice. Sat across from Ron. He's totally not a
spook or anything like that. Totally not doing government work.
Okay. Nothing to worry about whatsoever. He says, in the
morning, everyone at No Agenda, Ron V here, and I
bet either Darren I don't know where Larry will be
reading this. Ooh, he's like Carmack, too. Yeah. I just
want to state that today, Sunday, August 9th, marks my
40 years. My wife has put up with me. Well,
congratulations. Congratulations on that, Ron. Wow. His donation is $404.
Did I say that? Page not found. Page not found.
That's what I thought. Yeah, good. Because a marriage like
this can't be located anywhere else in the wild. 40
years and still not depreciated. knight or dame territory yet,
but I'm circling the round table. Congratulations. Give us a
shout out. Tell my bride she married a legend. Please
hold down the fort and keep no agenda alive. Oh,
and one more thing. Boobs! Well, Ron is the real
deal, Mrs. Ron. He is the real deal. You made
a good choice. 40 years ago. King Grant Judson. A
hell of an accomplishment there, 40 years. Yeah. Scott Vance,
Fallbrook, California. The amount is 333. ITM everyone. I was
hit, hit him, hit in the mouth, I guess. Yes.
Of course, hit in the mouth. Over a year ago
by my friend John Buell and have been listening ever
since. Please de-douche me. JCD's passing hit me harder than
I expected. Thank you and God bless you all. Thank
you, Scott. You've been de-douched. 80 Butters coming in with
30322 from Tiverton, Rhode Island. And says to the Dvorak
family, Larry, Darren, and Adam, my donation comes with a
spirit of gratitude and celebration towards the people who impact
our lives, including all of you. As I write this
on Bittersweet88, I think about those we lose often leave
unexpected signs. Antidote time. To honor Mimi, I finally ordered
my own copy of Too Many Eggs. It's a great
book, and you can download it. You can order it
at too-many-eggs.com, I believe. Of course. It was delivered and
sat outside unprotected during a Noah's Ark level downpour. While
my husband was at work and I was out of
state this week, I was convinced I'd come home to
a waterlogged mess inside the box, but instead the book
was pristine. Probably dumb luck, but I'd like to believe
John's spirit helped ensure I could enjoy Mimi's work. August
is a bittersweet month for me too, although the anniversary
of my dad's passing comes this Thursday, I also have
my 10th birthday.
wedding anniversary with Sir Knives to look forward to on
8-27. Well, congratulations. Congratulations. She says, thanks for putting up
with me for so long, my love. In our own
little New England JCD Memorial meetup on the 29th, Larry,
we would be honored if you would even go over
the border to little Rhodey for that. Oh, wow. Otherwise,
we hope to see you soon. weather those we care
about are still with us or not, we can always
be thankful for them and celebrate the impact that they've
had on our lives. For now, I'd just like to
say thank you for reading my note. Thank you to
the entire No Agenda community for your courage. With so
much love to all, Lady Butters. Well, thank you, Lady
Butters. P.S. Attached is the egg book on proud display
alongside our obnoxiously large dictionary in honor of my fellow
word nerd, J.C.D. Oh, and that's where it should be.
Yeah, and I've got to say, I know I have
the great honor of knowing Lady Butters and Sir Knives.
I've met them both and talked with them at length
at a couple of meetups. And they came all the
way into Higginham, Connecticut, where they happened from Rhode Island.
And they are spectacular people. She's a complete, just a
wonderful woman. And Sir Knives, I think, is a very
dangerous guy. I get the feeling there's more to him
than he's telling. He knows a lot of stuff, and
he's a cool dude. So this is a very cool
thing. And if I can get over to your neck
of the woods on the 29th, that would be an
honor. Thank you, ladybug. Well, yeah, it sounds like you
don't want Sir Knives mad at you. Never. No. No.
All right, here we go. Manuka Gold, Hudson, Florida. $250
from the Manuka Gold family. Enjoying the show. We're glad
it kept going while Adam is on vacation because it
would leave a big empty hole in our Thursdays and
Sundays. Darren and Larry, you're doing a great job. And
we're so glad we found Planet Rage because of you
two filling in. That's cool. Thank you. And I'm sure
there are a lot of new listeners who came over
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but the honey punch is like 33 percent more than
anything i've ever uh oh i i can't wait because
i'm a honey freak um i always douse my my
tea with it every morning i don't drink coffee much
very rarely But, yeah, so, yeah. And they even have
a little honey thing for dogs. So unless Moose has
a problem with honey. I mean, the Moose we know
is already well taken care of. But now he'll be
like, oh, yes, honey, please. Maybe he'll be nice to
me for a change. I wouldn't count on it. No.
Although the honey is nice. And Hasmeticus II from Manassas,
Virginia, came in with $223. says, rest in peace, John.
John's passing hit me harder than expected. It felt like
losing a friend or perhaps an old teacher. You know,
that's a, uh... That's a good analog there. Because we
all learned something from John, whether we wanted to or
not. He will certainly be missed, he says. Adam, thank
you for all you do. Please stay on the show.
Great job, Daryl and Harry. Oh, that's a new one.
Daryl and Harry. Daryl and Harry. I'll take it. Okay.
I especially enjoyed Larry's disdain for commies. Good to meet
you, brother. Try John's ghostly donate. Donate. just go ahead
and type in donate. Well, that's show up here to
pick up the donations. And technically, this donation makes me
a knight. Well, congratulations. Congrats. Congrats. If it pleases the
council, I shall henceforth be known as Sir Hazmaticus, the
second knight and slave to the Lord Christ and keeper
of dogs. You can also add far right white
Christian nationalist. Well, thank you very much. You've got... Karma.
Very cool. Okay, up next is Eli the Coffee Guy
from Bensonville, Illinois. He donated $2.08.
And Eli says,
of this community. John's legacy lives on, and the torches
carry forth by Larry and Darren, the boys over at
the Millennial Media Offensive, Nick the Rat, and many others
inspired by the No Agenda show. I'll continue to support
this show. The value it's brought me is immeasurable. For
producers who want a great cup of coffee, visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com
and use code ITM20 for 20% off your order. gigawattcoffeeroasters.com.
Code ITM20 for 20% off your order. Stay caffeinated, says
Eli the Coffee Guy. P.S. Happy third birthday to my
son, Ethan, today. Happy birthday, Ethan. Yeah, definitely. And you
got to look at the farmer's market schedule at Gigawatt
Coffee and go meet Eli because he loves coffee so
much. Even if you don't, it gets contagious. I loved
watching the people walking by and Eli's like, what do
you want? Light, medium, or dark? And they're like, what?
And then all of a sudden they're like, we need
some of that. Gotta get some. Thank you, Eli. I
think we missed Ara Dardarian, who came in with $210.60.
And I had to note, thanks, guys. You are doing
an excellent job. Well, we appreciate that. And then we
also had Linda Lupatkin coming in with $200. She's from
Castle Rock, Colorado. And she says, your resume has about
10 seconds to make an impression. then
You know, if it's not good, then you need some
help. That's for damn sure. Most don't. For a resume
that gets results, go to ImageMakersInc.com. Linda helps professionals and
executives position their experience so employers see their value. That's
ImageMakersInc with a K. And Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs
and writer of winning resumes. And I want to know
how AI. is affecting that at this point? Yeah, that's
a great question. Yes. Because I hear now it's like
AI is what's being used. in order to even get
your resume to people. So I'm sure Linda's on top
of it. Go to imagemakersinc.com now. Jobs. Jobs. Jo-jo-jo-jobs. I'll
find the right one eventually, Linda. That was pretty good.
That wasn't bad. Doug Andrews of Sykesville, Maryland donated $200.
No note, but thank you very much, Doug Andrews. And
Eric Malady coming in from Nepin, Ontario, Canada, 14627. And
says, 8888 for JCD and Mimi's anniversary. 50 for Darren
and Larry. Plus fees. Well, thank you very much. Appreciate
the shows and would like no agenda to continue in
whatever form it becomes. The candidness of John was refreshing.
Praying for everyone in the NA community. Yeah, I mean,
John was as authentic as they come. Thank you, Eric.
Very nice. Harry Pilgrim, we know Harry. 105.35. Harry said,
thank you for keeping the fire burning while Adam and
the family take some time to grieve John. Thank you
for your courage and rage on. Well, we thank you,
Harry. Also, Zadok Brown, we've seen that name more than
a few times, 105.35. And he says, Rage On paired
with Adam was a fantastic show. Well, you're very kind.
Thank you, sir. We hope you hear more of that
in the future. Indeed. Christopher Ebert of Spartanburg, South Carolina,
donated 105.35. No note, but thank you, Christopher. Armando Mares
Altorf, I believe from the Zoetermeer Netherlands. Again, I'm butch.
You're in that 105 35. It says, RIP JCD. Never
expected to cry during show 1880. Had a lump in
my throat, although sadly I'd never had the chance to
know him. It felt like he was family. My deepest
condolences and strength to everyone who held him dear. With
kind regards, Armando Merez-Altorf. And from the Netherlands, thank you.
Jennifer Rain of Snoqualmie, Washington. $100.88. Jennifer says, happy anniversary,
Mimi and John. Love to the Dvorak family, the Currys,
and all Moagenda Nation. Thank you to Darren and Larry
for stepping up to keep this show going. Well, thank
you, Jennifer. Don Richards coming in with $100 from Franklin,
Virginia. No note, and I just love the name. And
thank you. On the next one, Sir Evil Larry. Oh,
wow. Oh, wow. I like this. I have a doppelganger.
Coming in with $100 from Thompson Station, Tennessee, and says,
To 38 years, Sir Evil Larry. Keith R. Johnson of
Arlington, New York donated $100 and says, Darren and Larry,
thank you for filling in and giving Adam a break.
You guys did great. Happy anniversary. Mimi, our thoughts are
with you and your family. Baron Patrick of the Pugner
Order coming in next from Carnation, Washington. That is 9364.
It says, JCD ghost-busting note. We got to keep Mimi
unhaunted. Baron Patrick of the Pugner Order. P.S. Meetup report.
JCD remembered at the Snowqualmy Valley. Oh, man. JCD met
me. We'll have that in the meetup report. quote of
the event it's a scam it's official we miss jcd
we all do thank you baron patrick David Arianes, hope
I got that right, of Escondido, California. $93.64, and David
says, 88, 88 plus fees. Happy anniversary in our hearts
to John and Mimi. Also, my dad's day today, and
88 is in our family too. Thank you, David. Next
up, Sir Eric of Van Nuys, California, coming in with
93.64. And it's happy faces and then sad faces and
says, Raven in Reseda is so sad too. Sir Eric
Barron of the Valley. Marina Murata of Richmond, Illinois, $93.64,
says, Four more years would have never been enough. The
grief is much bigger than I anticipated. Sending all my
love and prayers to Gitmo Nation, but especially to Adam,
Mimi, and the kids. RIP JCD. Love you. Mean it.
Next up, Rob Van Dyke coming in with 93.64. And
a short note, JCD would have loved that. Just says,
thanks, dudes. Thank you. John Scott of Oakhurst, California, 9364.
No note. Thank you, John. Dame Elizabeth coming in with
93.64 from Poughkeepsie, New York, and says, with love, Dame
Elizabeth of the Hudson Valley, and we thank you. Joshua
Hines of El Cerrito, California, 9364. Joshua says, Mimi, Jay,
and everyone else, I'm sorry for your loss. I live
in El Cerrito, and every time John mentioned a local
place, I always knew exactly where and what he was
talking about. Well, that's the danger there when you start
talking. Yes, of course. Move around a lot. That way
you can tell stories and people can't find you. Kristen
handling up next with $93.64 and says, On this very
special day in honor and memory of JCD, I humbly
submit, rest in peace, good man. You are missed. Thank
you very much. David West of Marysville, Washington, 9364. No
note. We thank you, David. Camaria Staunton up next from
Riviera Beach, Florida, 9364. Rest in peace, John. Like many,
the news of your passing was a shock, and I
cried for someone I never met. Your insight and knowledge
will be missed. My condolences to the Dvoraks, Currys, Andrew
Horowitz, and No Agenda Nation. I've been listening to No
Agenda since 2020 when Adam was on Joe Rogan. Ooh,
Joe Rogan donation. flow of the show but I've been
hooked ever since I've donated two times but have not
been deduced well you've been deduced Says, thank you, Darren
and Larry, for stepping in. Your media deconstruction is insightful.
And he spelled it with an S, because Ben Rose
pointed out the other day that insightful and insightful both
sound exactly the same. That's true, they do. This one's
from Dennis Hahn of Menominee Falls, Wisconsin, 9364. And I
haven't missed a show. I've also made some great friends
via several No Agenda meetups. When I began listening, John
would always start off the show with the Zephyr Report,
which just happened to be my high school mascot. Therefore,
please knight me as Sir Zephyr of the Valley, defender
of the lands of beer and cows. Also, please add
my daughters, Allison Hahn, who turned 24 on 8-7, and
Sarah Engel, who turns 28 today, 8-9, to the birthday
list. Happy birthday to the best daughters a father could
ask for. Finally, all my love and prayers to the
Dvorak and Curry families in a time of grief. The
Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who
are crushed in spirit. Psalm 34, 18. Richard J. Lindquist
up next, 93-64 from Sequeim. Is that Washington? As a
husband of many years, I understand a little, perhaps, something
of your loss and send my sincere condolences. I am
still in shock and in pain. Best to you from
Sequim. Thank you, Richard. Martin McIntyre of Mount Laurel, New
Jersey, 9364. No note. We thank you, Martin. And we
have Sir Baron Gustkadever, Ph.D., with 9306, and says, well
done both. Sir Baron Gustkadever, Ph.D., thank you. Thank you.
Jonathan Farris of Liberal, Kansas, 8888. No note. Thank you,
Jonathan. Ono Priester coming in with 8888 from the Netherlands.
West Netherlands, I believe. In the morning, no jingles, no
karma. Rest in peace, JCD. And thank you, Ono. Sir
Tooth Fairy from Valparaiso, Indiana, 8888. Note is just from
Sir Tooth Fairy. Thank you, sir. Susan Kramer coming in
from Flower Mound, Texas, 8888. Love to Mimi the Dvorak
family and all who were lucky enough to be loved
by JCD. Well, thank you. Greg Mellon of Glenmore, Pennsylvania,
8888. Overdue note, I was on a backpacking trip when
I heard the news about John. On my drive home,
I listened to the show and cried. I haven't cried
in years. John was like an uncle to me. Even
though we only ever exchanged a few emails, we all
loved him. Coming in next, sir, camera Chris with 8888.
He says, okay, so first PayPal is being really strange.
Doesn't show that I donated. So if they're like seven
payments of $88.88, John got me good. If there are
none, then I really do hate PayPal. Well, it looks
like there was at least one, so maybe it worked
all right here. Anyways, here's my note. Baronette Baylor, a.k.a.
Sir Camera Chris, Grafton, Wisconsin. Birthday shout-out to myself. For
Monday the 10th, I'll be 33 plus 8. Seems fitting.
Mimi, you and the kids have been and will continue
to be in my prayers. You as well as Adam.
Love and light, John. We sure as hell miss you.
Thank you for your courage, Sir Camera Chris. Thank you,
sir. Is this a second from Zadok Brown? It looks
like it. It looks like it. You said that right
the first time. Mechawau, is that right? Mechawau? Mechawau? I
don't know. It's Hawaii. It's like a laid-back dude surfing.
Yeah, well, it's 8888 and no note, and we thank
you again, Zadok. Coming in next, Stacey Streen from Fond
du Lac, Wisconsin, coming in with $88.88. Thank you very
much, Stacey. Dame Nikki Ray of Toulatine,
Oregon, 8888. She says, Miss you, JCD. Love, Dame Nikki
Ray. Thank you, Dame Nikki. Then Kevin McLaughlin, we know
him, comes in from Concord, North Carolina with 8888. It's
the boob donation. He says, God bless. Thank you, sir.
Gina Moley donated $88.88 from Parts Unknown, and she said
for JCD, his family, and thank you, Adam, Larry, and
Darren for keeping the show going. Jobs karma for my
beautiful daughter. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for
jobs! Actually, what we need is... - Indiana, Sir Becoming
Heroic, 8838, and says... 80, 08, 08, 38 years, sir,
becoming. heroic and of course in reference to John and
Mimi's anniversary. Hmm? Dame Tony Helft of Oklahoma City, 88.37.
Happy birthday to Sir B. with a Y of the
Flying Chickens. You are a great son and father. Love,
Mom, from Dame Tony Helft. And Dave Fukazoto coming in
with 85.14 from Gladstone, Missouri. And the note is just
an emoji heart. Thank you, David. Nice. This is from
Scott and Denise of Gallatin, Tennessee, 80.09. Adam, Mimi, and
family, heavy-hearted, doesn't begin to describe our feelings when we
heard the news. So many memories shared with all of
you, too. We've chosen to make a donation of $76
because it took the two of you to celebrate 38
years. Miss him, Scott and Denise. Thank you. And let's
see, the next one is Kevin McLaughlin. I thought we
did. AD08, God bless America and boobs. Another Kevin McLaughlin.
See, now you're really stomping the one-eyed podcaster. Thank you
very much. Like, didn't I do this? Oh, no, Concord,
North Carolina. Had to get the boobs donation in. It
is very much appreciated, Kevin. Thank you. And again, God
bless America and boobs. And I took Latin in high
school for two years. I can't really say more than
a few words. I can conjugate. Sum est est, sumus
estesunt. That's like all I can remember. That's very good.
I'm impressed. From Latin. You could almost be a priest.
Yeah, except for a few of those other issues. Yeah,
a few of those. Uh-huh. Christian Bowers, 78.77. Thank you,
Larry and Darren. Eternally ITM, JCD. Well, thank you, Christian.
Then Les Tarkowski coming from Kingman, Arizona, right off of
Route 66 6-0-0-6 donation. Is that a coincidence? I'm thinking
maybe not. I love that town, Kingman. Been there a
bunch of times. Always fun. Leafy Learn of Togo Cho,
Aichi, Japan. Wow. I've been listening since 2010's first donation.
De-dooch me. Tom Young coach donating to keep the show
going. Want balance in your life? Just say ITM. And
the URL is TAMYoungCoach.com slash booking. You've been de-douched. Then
Katherine Morton came in with 55.55. Thank you very much.
Tim Heasel donated $54.3. Thank you for your service. $51.50
plus fees. Thanks, Tim. Oh, the next on the list
is getting cooked with Craig. Craig Knosley from Cumberland, B.C.,
Canada, way up there in Kanakistan, came in with $54.30,
says, Love you guys. No homo. I just finished episode
33 tonight. episode one. By the time you get all
the way to where we are now, we'll probably be
90 years old, Craig. The Night of Nights. I shit
you not. I wonder if the memorial was recorded. Pretty
sure JCD would have wanted to monetize it. I don't
think so. But, I mean, you can always donate in
his memory, everybody out there. And just imagine what the
memorial... And there is going to be a public memorial,
so maybe that one will... will be live streamed or
something, I don't know. Craig is a cool guy and
very handy. He built one of the coolest looking or
hottest looking pizza ovens I've ever seen. I know he
has some Canadian name for it, a Cobb oven, whatever.
It looks like a pizza oven to me, and congratulations.
Very nice. And it is, and every time he shows
food, I'm like, how long does it take us to
get from Chirac to there? Exactly. It always looks great.
Always does. Ian McAfee, Ian W. McAfee, excuse me, from
Gabriola Island, British Columbia, BC. Yeah, BC, Canada, of course.
388. No note. Thank you, Ian. Then Brittany Miller from
Trinidad, Colorado coming in with 5272. Thank you. Gregory Caligari
from Parts Unknown donated $52.72. No note. Thank you, Gregory.
Then Maria Self from Rancho Cordova, California, 5272. Thank you.
Kalori Carl Crooks of Thornbury, Victoria, Australia, 5272. This is
a late morning donation for JCD R.I.P. Episode 1888 was
deeply touching and devastating at the same time I cried
many times. Sending love to the No Agenda family and
Mimi on her wedding anniversary from Melbourne, Australia. Then we
have Justin Edelman from Northampton, Pennsylvania, 5272. I'm loving each
and every one of you so much. Goodbye, John. Thank
you for your courage. DMT and astral travel. Rebelizer out.
Joshua Hoover Las Vegas, Nevada, 5272. Note is just praying
for Mimi, the kids, and Adam. Thank you, Joshua. Then
Bad Idea Supply. I like that. Well, we got plenty
of those. Wait, you can make a business of bad...
Oh, dude. Let's do it. Came in with $50.50. Great
name for a company. Thank you. Yes, Roderick Brown of
Mermaid PE. Okay, what's PE Canada, Darren? Help me out.
Prince Edward Island, perhaps? Prince Edward Island. Maybe that's it.
Yeah, thank you. And no note, but cool name, Roderick
Brown. Thank you. Then Stephen Shoemaker. Just Shoemaker, sorry. No
R at the end. Xenia, Ohio, $50. Thank you very
much. Daniel Niwang of Boranj. Boy, you got to help
me on this one, too. Where can that be? Boranj,
S-E. I don't know. What country is S-E? Sweden. But
when the letters change into, like, non-normal, then, yeah, that's...
We need Adam for this one. We need a pronunciation
guide in the note, because... Well, we'll just say thank
you very much, Daniel. We'll figure out where you are
next time. Yes, we want to thank... and every one
of you for donating to the best damn podcast in
the universe as we try to keep the wheels on
it moving in the forward direction give Adam a little
bit of a lesser workload but we hope he pops
in more than not because that we have fun it's
like the you know, like when you come into school
for the substitute teacher and you can just, oh, we
don't have to talk about work for a minute. We
can have a little bit of fun. If you want
to hear more of that, let us know. Just go
over to noagendadonations.com. And then if you get to $1,000,
you too get to join the roundtable. Hmm. And I,
let's see, I know, where's the, uh... go We do
have one nighting today. We're gonna need to get our
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supporting the best damn podcast in the universe and becoming
a knight of the roundtable. No title changes today. We
do have some birthdays. Ethan, a very happy birthday. He
is turning three today. A happy birthday to Sir Camera
Chris. And Dame Tony House wishes Sir B with a
Y of the flying chicken. Happy Birthday to you. Where
some of those names come from, I don't even want
to know. I don't know. But they're cool. We dig
them. Yes, they are. And now we have some meetup
reports where we have plenty. of Meetup Reports. Let me
get the audio. We have got 10 meetups. The JCD
Memorial meetups were plentiful, which is beautiful. And all of
the folks that sent in the meetup reports, I'm expecting
a lot more on Thursday. There were a few that
were worried about the audio. Never worry about the audio.
It is about the spirit of the thing. And first
we have the Kala Pooja brewing in Albany, Oregon. And
they said it was a great crowd. The tone was
somber, but they still had a great time discussing our
favorite memories of JCD from Sir M. Madson of the
Mid-Valley. This is Sir M. Madson of the Mid-Valley coming
to you from the Albany, Oregon meetup at Calipuya Brewing.
It was a great time had by all. I'm just
going to pass around the phone. ITM, and we miss
you, John. In the morning, JCDRIP. Hey, this is Libby.
We came all the way from Coos Bay, which is
about three hours away for this meetup. Thank you to
Sir M for putting it on and Dame Drea for
encouraging him to put it on. And this has been
a really awesome meetup. John and Pat at the meetup
honoring JCD. Love to you, Mamie. Hey, this is Sir
Victor Barron of the Willamette Valley. I think we have
about 16 people here in Albany, Oregon. In the morning,
this is Sir David Adama. It's my first meetup and
it's going great. Hopefully no agenda continues for a long
time. Sir Jules of Lut here. This is my first
meetup too. Not exactly the reason why I wanted to
attend a meetup, but glad I came. In the morning.
Oh, ITM, it's Betty. In the morning, this is Jeff.
In the morning, RIP JCD. In the morning, we had
a great meetup and we will miss you, John. And
Adam, we love you. All right. In the morning, John,
you're going to be missed by all of us. Thank
you so much for everything. And thanks to the Dvorak
family for sharing with us for so long in the
morning. R DJ CDs! Nice. Then up next on the
list, the local 512 meetup put together by Sir Scott,
the Black Viscount of the No Agenda Armory. He said
there were close to 40 people. He clipped it as
tight as he could, but it's a bit long. That's
okay. He says, wish that Adam and Tina were here.
Please give my love and prayers to the Dvorak family.
And here's what that one sounds like. This is Viscount
Scott of the Armory doing our JCD Memorial meetup in
Sunset Valley, Texas. We miss you. Hey, this is Sir
Matt Wells, Black Knight of the Austin Petty Cabbies, coming
to you from the JCD Memorial Meetup at Docks in
Sunset Valley, Texas, and just want to remind everybody to
stay safe and paint your roof blue. In the morning,
Baroness Salva Austin here. All my financial assets are frozen
until I can get a Zephyr report. It's Mike from
the DC Spook, or that's what John C. DeVore called
me. And I just want to say, we miss John,
Adam, Mimi, the DeVore clan, where you feel your loss.
This is Dirty Dirty Whore. Y'all be good. This is
Baron Dutch Cox, RIP, ITM, JCD. Whore one out for
JCD. Whore all aboard. Love you, JCD. you up in
heaven. In the morning, this is Michael. The show will
never be the same without John. Sean Ryan from Valencia.
In the morning to you. Miss JCD. He was my
pessimistic, critical thinking mentor. In the world of touchscreens and
iPhones, John was right about the mouse. Hey, it's Sir
Brian with an I. Just want to let you know
that NewsGuard reduced the score of the New York Times
for their credibility after I told them about John's birthday.
In the morning. Dame G Money here driving in from
Mineral Wells to get that good old-fashioned Hitman Asian connection.
Hello my name is Shoshana I'm here with Dame G
I went to college with her before but I'm having
a blast. And this is Aaron here in Austin. We
got our two human resources and we're happy to be
here. Happy to be here in the morning. Hey, this
is Baron Alex Zavala out of Kiley, Texas. RIP, John.
In the morning, Andrew from Austin. Not a douchebag. First
time meet up, though. Hey, this is Brendan from Local
512 saying in the morning. Sorry about your friend, Adam.
Long live the buzzkill from Black Game Local. So in
the morning, Noah and Jenda Nation, we are at the
meet up for Buzzkill's memorial at Sunset Valley. Even though
he has gone to the chaise lounge in the sky,
we'll continue to leave his legacy. I'm Priscilla. I'm Vega's
wife. And we wish all the families the best of
luck. And we always have our prayers. And kids, please
say-- This is Whitney from Docs in Texas. I got
ants in my pants. My name is... Serenity now. It's
been great. Got a lot of people I haven't seen
in forever. Had a great time. Hey, this is Kristen
in the morning. I miss you, JCD. Thanks, Adam, for
everything. Love you guys. Calls and prayers are with you,
Mimi and family. From Dane Jeanette of the Lone Star
Sky. This is Rob, your constitutional lawyer. John, Vaya con
Dios. Adam, everybody has your back. Barry Gordon Walton here.
45 years of KCD was not enough for me. See
you in the afterlife, KCD. All right, guys. My name
is Wes. I'm Greg Roski, a bartender at Doc's. I'm
taking care of the NO Agenda group. Seem like some
good guys taking care of me. Cool group of people
to meet, man. Tracy D. Man, I think if we
ever do a meetup, it should be in Texas. Definitely.
They've got the spirit. Big time. They're having way too
much fun. Yeah. I liked a lot of names that
I recognize in there. Thanks for recording that. Thanks for
sending that in. And thanks for paying tribute to JCD.
Up next is the Memphis JCD Tribute Meetup that was
put together by Commodore Tech Guy Ty. In the morning,
no agenda nation. This is Commodore Tech Guy Ty at
High cotton brewing. We're at the Memphis JCD Memorial Meetup.
In the morning, Sir Nine, forever grateful for the recalibration
of my BS detector from... John C. Dvorak, memory eternal.
With deepest sympathies in the morning for miles. Nick here,
love you guys. I love my truck and I love
what I do. Sir Maggot, having a hard time following
that up. Love you guys. Dame Shell sending love and
light to all of you. Thank you for your courage,
JCD. We are mourning in the morning. Thank you so
much, JCD. You are not forgotten. Here, sir, no please.
Thank you for all that you've done, JCD. Long live
JCD. In the morning. In the morning! A lot of
closure going on all around the world. Definitely. Including up
next year, we have the Perth No Agenda Producers JCD
Tribute Meetup. They say our sincere condolences for John's passing.
Our meetup was a mix of celebrating John's life with
fond memories and laughs, as well as a somber tribute
to a man we all respected and admired. Stay strong,
brother. The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves
those who are crushed in spirit.
and they included a photo and two of the guys
wearing the photo of JCD that giving the salute with
big text on the top that said, it's a scam.
I love it. No agenda shop. You need to make
those. Those were cool. Yes. Oh, JC, in the morning,
we're really going to miss you. You're the uncle that
I never had. Thank you for the wisdom. Thank you
for the guidance. Thank you for the many, many stories.
to miss your brother and to Adam and the family
all the best and we're all going to support you
no agenda thrown through take care It's the greatest scam
in the universe! Dvorak, the world is a worse place
without you in it. May the slaves aspire to your
greatness. Come on mate, come back to us John. It's
all a scam. You were right. In the morning, thanks
Adam and JCD. In the morning, this is Sir Richard
Valens down under. Mimi, Adam and family, love is lit.
This is bullcrap. In the morning, for John C. Dvorak,
what a legend. cold, wet day in the morning. In
the morning, very much sad about the times that we're
in. JCB picked a good time to exit and commissioned
submissions to Adam and families and Mimi and families and
yeah, made the show go on in some format in
the morning. In the morning, Mimi, we're so sorry for
you and your family and the loss of JCB must
be so hard for you right now. But Adam, we
feel for you too. We're here celebrating JCB's life with
a great group of In The Morning people and we
love you and In The Morning from Australia. In The
Morning, this is producer Vangelie. I just want to say
in memory of John, Captain, my Captain, you've led us
through different ways of thinking. You've led us through difficult
times and we have all the fondest of memories and
this meet-up is in special dedication to everything that you've
done, We've left the world a much better place. You're
not wrong about that. Those Aussies, they're cool, man. They
know how to party, too, just like Texas. They do,
yeah. Next up, Hamilton, Ontario, the JCD Tribute Meetup. Three
of us had a small but very enjoyable meetup at
the Fool and Flagon Pub in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Attaches
the audio. Big thank you to Sir Dwight the Knight
for organizing it, and it was sent in by Sir
Chris. In the morning, this is Sir Dwight the Knight
at the Hamilton Memorial for JCD meetup. And we all
miss you, John. Everybody stay strong, and thank you for
your courage. I'm going to pass the phone around now.
In the morning, this is Keneil from Hamilton, Ontario meetup
and I'm gonna miss John and I'm gonna miss his
humor and wit and yeah, I will remember you as
long as we listen to this show. And finally, this
is Sir Chris, also Hamilton, Ontario. Rest in power, JCD.
Thank you for your courage and just one final question.
Is this gonna delay the vinegar book? It's being rolled
into another Dvorak family cookbook, from what I understand. That's
cool. I didn't know that. If what I heard correctly
during one of those of the tribute shows, if anybody
hasn't gotten through the longer of the tribute shows, they
are well worth it. Just break them up. A lot
of great stories, a lot of great information. And, yeah,
the vinegar book was real. It was just, I think,
it was Mimi that said it was more of a
pamphlet than a book. I heard that. I remember her
saying. that yeah i think it makes sense i mean
it's vinegar go to get too many eggs too many
eggs.com start there and then move on. The next one
is Wilmington, Delaware, Remembering JCD Meetup. It says, Hi, Adam.
This is our meetup report for Remembering JCD from Wilmington,
Delaware. Thank you for everything you do. You are an
angel. We're here for the meetup at Delaware Park in
Wilmington, Delaware. My name's Josh. Checking in. Amy, checking in.
Sarcastic nomad. Love you, mean it, no homo. Ed from
downtown, RIP JCD and thanks for a good run to
Mooncash. Yes. Yeah, definitely a good run. Nobody can argue
that. Up next, the Sonoma Wino Country Meetup, which I
like. 10.0, I don't know if that just keeps Windows.
Windows 10, is that what that's like? Probably, yeah. In
the morning, Adam, Sir Zolbot made a little hiccup on
his... Oh, I took care of that. I did the
editing, so you don't have to. Oh, wow. Let's see.
Thank you for your courage, Sir Recalcitrant Crazy Steve II.
In the morning, this is Sir Recalcitrant Crazy Steve II
here at Sonoma County Meetup 10.0, reminiscent about JCD. This
is Sir Reesmeister. We love you, John. We all miss
you. This is a dude named Ben named Ben Duke
of San Francisco. John, you will be missed. It won't
be the same without you. And there won't be as
much laughter on Sundays, that's for sure. Good afternoon. Tim
Freeman, not a night, not a douche. Placerville, California. RIP,
John. Sir Zulvat here and we hope that we're right
back where we started at the meetup. First place we
ever met up here in Sonoma County. We just hope
that John C. Dvorak understands how much we loved him.
Sir Robertson of Two Sticks here. Thanks for the memories,
John. It was a pleasure to meet you on several
occasions. Lydia of the Shire here on 888, the perfect
day to send love and light to JCD. Rest in
peace, JCD. Very nicely done. Really, yes. Then we have
the Denver Love It, Love Is Lit JCD Memorial Meetup.
It says, in the morning, Podfather kind of edited. Sorry
about the background noise, sir Vito. I need some vino
to be able to say sir Vito. And never worry
about the background noise. There's nothing you can do when
you go into a bar or wherever you're meeting. And
if there's music, it doesn't matter. Hey, folks. Live out
here in Denver City Park. Got the love is lit
for JCD Memorial Meetup. Gonna pass the phone around. This
is Elise. We're missing the Colorado Care Bear and Jim
tonight. And we will miss you forever, JCD. This is
Brian, also known as Sir Soothsayer. John, I'm going to
miss you. I will for always remember you as the
guy who always screamed, I get no spam. This is
Colin. Missing you, John, and Club 33, and your squeaky
chair in the morning. This is Sir European Stephen, as
my neighbors call me Stephen. It's actually Stephan. But, yeah.
ITM. Thank you, John, for your courage. This is very
gringo. You're an inspiration for anybody who wants to get
into entertainment. Keep it up. God bless. This is Sir
Scott pouring one out to John, who kept myself and
so many others from being a part of the six-week
cycle. JCD, I love you. You changed my life. Stay
safe in the next round. And yeah, he was an
entertainer. Above and beyond comedic timing, had the wit. I
would have gone to see J.C.D. do stand-up. That would
have been... That would have been trippy. Very different style.
Or you think it would be like Bobby Slayton, you
know, just do the... No, I'm thinking him like Stephen
Wright. More like that. Yeah, mixed with Miller maybe, you
know? Yeah. Up next, the Snohomish Washington JCD Memorial Meetup.
This tried to take out the silence. Oh, it's a
little orgy. Thank you. No worry. Everybody's worried about the
silence or the background noise. We just want to hear
what was going on and how much fun you were
having reminiscing about the late, great JCD. In the morning,
this is Warrior News. Reaching out from the Snohomish medium
that our wonderful Dame hosted, which is awesome. Thank you
so much. And I'll pass the phone down. John, thanks
for a lot of great years. I wasn't around for
a lot of them, but the few of them that
I was around for were definitely great. Adam, keep going.
We appreciate you, man. And just Adam, Philippians 3.13. That's
Philippians 3.13. And for John, some of the clips I'm
going to remember are when he's really stoned. Hey, man.
And also when he went to Mark Levin. And either
way, cheers. Appreciate it. All right. ITM, everybody. Miss you,
John. This is Joe in Snohomish. Thanks. Sir Benrose here.
They finally got me out of the house. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, Benrose left the house? Can you
imagine that? You've got to play this again. I've got
to back this up. I did not know you had
a Sir Benrose sighting at this meetup. Wow. And he
was.
very much like JCD's illegitimate child. I'm telling you. He
was very much like JCD in a lot of ways.
Sir Bemrose here. They finally got me out of the
house. So this is me podcasting into some dude's phone.
ITM. Teresa from St. Homish. We'll miss you, John. Good
luck and Godspeed, JCD. Raise a glass of Kirkland Bordeaux
when you get there for all of us. Sir Jack
Ash here. Narcissist Sasquatch. Just remembering JCD on 8-8-20. Appreciate
you. Appreciate everything you did. And yeah, Godspeed. This is
Savannah Hernandez wrapping up the meetup. And we appreciate everything
you guys do. And we're happy to meet everybody here
in St. Thomas. Yeah, that sounds like a good time.
It certainly does. And last but certainly not least on
the meetups for this show, Central Jersey meetup on 8-8-2026.
ITM with a U. We had another great meetup honoring
JCD. The amazing thing is how everyone is so impacted
by this loss. Darren and Larry are doing a great
job. Well, thank you. Thank you. John can never be
replaced. We agree. It was great hearing Adam's voice on
Thursday's show. Thank you for your courage. Still devastated. Sir
R. Daniels Viscount slash Commodore. This is Sir R. Daniels
with pronouns Viscount and Commodore coming at you from the
3BR Distillery in Keyport, New Jersey, where we are certainly
in the morning with a U. This is Dave, RIP
to the best part of twit. Thank you for giving
us the courage to think. This is Bart, RIP JCD,
and this is from New Jersey where we've had rigged
elections for decades. This is Brian. John, we'll miss you,
buddy. This is Jay. Missing John C. Dworak already in
the morning. This is MKUltramark checking in from the Central
New Jersey meetup and we are morning in the morning.
This is Sir Nobody. Warning John and still confused that
people have showed up at my bar to drink with
me. In the morning, this is Dame She Fine. We're
hydrating at 3BR and just remembering John and I'll never
be able to do a Fistnuts again without thinking of
John C. Hi, this is Alex. Thank you all for
coming to my distillery. Hey, this is Sir Voip of
the Jersey Shore. I lost two great voices in my
life this year. John Sterling of the New York Yankees
and now JCD. What an amazing bunch of meetup reports.
Really? We know we'll have a bunch of them on
the next show because there were a lot of the
8-8 meetup reports. I mean, hey, if you can edit
them, that's great, but... We're not judging you based upon
sound quality here. No. And it's just beautiful to hear
everybody remembering John. I mean, I don't know. It's always
interesting when somebody like John passes, if he realized the
impact that he had on people. Yeah. And he doesn't
seem like he had a big ego or anything. No.
I think he knew. Not at all. No. I think
he might even be a little surprised by the massive
amount of outpouring because he was everybody's, you know, uncle
or father figure or somebody. It's like, I'd go to
JCD for advice. Sure. And, of course, he always ripped
my artwork on the show. And then in the emails,
he was always so complimentary. I mean, although Adam was
dissing me at the time you and I start doing
shows, you're like, why is Adam mad at you? It's
like, it's a bit. I know. It's funny, though. I
bumped the microphone. I didn't mean to do that. You're
copying me. It's the spirit of JCD. There are a
bunch of meetups upcoming, including a bunch today. Let's see.
In the morning, Virginia, and thank you for your courage.
JCD meet up at the Gloucester, Virginia? Gloucester Brewing Company.
Gloucester Brewing Company. It's at East Coast. That is the
organizer, Dame Trail Chicken. Today at 5 p.m., the WWJCDD
at the Fox and Hound in Langley Township, British Columbia.
Organizer Nada Sir hoots a lot. I also want that
t-shirt instead of the What Would Jesus Do? I want
the What Would JCD Do? That's kind of cool. Today
on, there's no time, it just says, in the morning,
JCD, rest in power. 6 p.m. Australian Eastern Standard Time
at the Grape and Hop in Melbourne. Organizer. GQ smooths.
Today in Amsterdam, JCD, memory at 6.30 p.m. Amsterdam time,
Bar Rest Lely. Organizer Sebastian, please RSVP. And then a
long list, August 14th, we have Queens, New York, Long
Island, New York, Watsa, I mean, I'm right over the
border. Wauwatosa. Wauwatosa. I'm glad you knew that one. I'm
just, no. And then, of course, what's Tbilisi, Georgia? Tbilisi,
Tbilisi, Georgia. South Caucasus region, yes. And then, I mean,
the easy ones, August 15th, Riverside, California, Oakland, California, Yukon,
Oklahoma. On the 16th, Dubuque, Iowa, Norwood, Massachusetts, Camp Hill,
Pennsylvania, Vancouver, British Columbia. Those are all on August 16th,
and you can take the next few. On August 20th,
we've got Charlotte, North Carolina. On the 22nd, it's going
to be Fort Wayne, Indiana, Chattanooga, Tennessee, Reno, Nevada. Indianapolis,
Indiana, Benton, Arkansas, Albuquerque, New Mexico. August 29th, we've got
Rhode Island, Zurich, Switzerland. I want to go to that
one. Yeah. August 30th, Chester Springs, Pennsylvania. And then back
to the 29th for Rhode Island. Wait, no, is that
doubled? Chester Springs, Nebraska. Well, there's a Chester Springs, Nebraska,
and Pennsylvania listed. One of them must be right. Wow,
who would think? It's got to just be a misprint
here. Chester's a popular dude. Not sure which one it
is. We'll have that for you by the next show,
I'm sure. And then September 6th, Medford, Lakes, New Jersey.
The 12th, it's September, Boise, Idaho. The 15th, Scottsdale, Arizona.
The 17th, Charlotte, North Carolina. And you can take us
home. October 3, Midlands, United Kingdom. On the 10th, it's
Eagle, Idaho. On the 15th, it's Charlotte, North Carolina. October
17th is Fredericksburg, Texas. October 24th, Smithville, Texas. October 24th,
also Los Altos, California. And lastly, November 19th, Charlotte, North
Carolina. Wow, if you don't see a meetup on there...
You can get one yourself. Start it up. Just go
to noagendameetups.com. The Dame G money in there. It's a
day, you know, connection is protection. Adam says it a
lot. It is true. I need to get better at
doing ISOs. I always forget to do the ISOs. I'm
always looking for the clips and then forget to do
the ISOs. But I did have a couple. One, this
is... Mickey Rourke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever you say,
boss. I mean, there's that. And then a very similar
vein, oddly enough, Adam and John. Yep, yep, yep, yep,
yep. And then this one I know is just too
self-aggrandizing. Darren O'Neill, man. He just, he has it. He's
got that magic. There you go. So I'll let Larry
pick that one. Which one do you like the most?
Oh, I think it's got to be yours. Well, we've
got to find John C. Dvorak crapping on your song.
That goes back a few years. Hey, somebody's got to
find that. They got to bing it. They got to
do it. And help us out. I mean, a couple
of people have come through with some other alternatives for
opening show music and all that. But we need a
little refresh on some things that are very specific for
John and Adam. So, you know, if you can do
that for us, it is very much appreciated. That is
going to do it. for another edition of the best
damn podcast in the universe. According to Bembrose in the
back room, coming up after this on your Mighty No
Agenda stream, just two good old boys again? Isn't it
like twice in two shows? Interesting. I didn't know Bembrose
really liked Sir Gene and Sir Do-Name-Ben-Name-Ben. That is a
surprise. I was not aware of that. It's an interesting
show. I mean, Gene tells me. It's an interesting show.
I haven't listened recently. But he says it's a very
interesting show. And would Gene lie? No. Yeah, don't go
out on a limb on that one. End of show
mixes. We have some from Gary and Gilroy. We've got
Perth No Agenda Producers.
♪ To ♪ That won't Share is ba- Your humor
Mike M. Pietro, Sir Chris Wilson, and CSB. Coming to
you live from just outside of Chirac, right here in
FEMA Region 5. In the morning, everybody, I'm Darren O'Neill.
And from pretentious Connecticut, I'm Larry Blytner. It is always
going to be pretentious, isn't it? Join us. I think
so. on Thursday and remember us at noagendedonations.com until then,
hooey, hooey, thank you for your courage, adios, mofos and
such. We do even have a show mix here, kind
of from CSB. Howdy, Irish Americans, Darren and Larry. I
would like to tell two stories about John C. Dvorak.
Story number 1 Many years ago, when Vorak was working
for Mevio, and Adam Carey was his boss. I wanted
to interview Dvorak for my podcast, which was about tech.
The work didn't want to do it, so I contacted
other. Kerry and Adam Kerry told Dvorak to do it
and Dvorak did it. It was done over Skype. It
was fun. Story number two. I was chatting with Vorack
over direct messages on Twitter. and Vojak told me that
his mother was born in Poland and she had Polish
passport. And I told the VOAC to get Polish citizenship,
which is equal to European Union citizenship, with freedom of
movement to EU countries and after-clinics like Norway. and Switzerland.
and Vorek was angry that I suggested it and he
blocked me on Twitter for several years. These are two
stories from me, ComicStribeBlogger. Thank you for your service. A
voice that questioned every headline's claim. A restless mind that
never played the game. With dry wit, wisdom, and that
knowing smile. You challenged easy answers all the while. Beyond
the microphone, your legacy remains in curious hearts and independent
bra- From the Perth, no way! the day. Good job!
and your insight still linger. This is KM4FLG. on the
air Silence on the air. Good morning. Thank you for
your service. So anyway, so I still have an problem.
I say, oh, but nothing like Hillary. So there's a
lot of us in there. There's so many us. There's
no reason to edit it. Although maybe I will now.
But I have the ringer. And so I'm going to
ring the bell and we'll try to keep count. Ready?
Yep. Well, for that kind of money, you would too.
So, uh... So there's this guy Patrick Seal. Then all
of a sudden, let's change the news and kill Whitney
Houston. So, uh... I wonder why kind of Mimi will
be reaching out to you with information about your ring.
So I have a couple of Ask Adams today, which
are nice features. Oh, yeah. I'd love to do an
Ask Adam. Forget I even mentioned it. We don't want
any of that. They're always meddling. We don't want that.
So, uh... I'm sorry. Go ahead. Nothing to do with
the chiners. Nothing to do with... Don't look over here.
So we've got to have a good donations this week.
Mail chip, mail chip, mail chip. I say MailChimp a
lot. So, I've got a couple of clips from this
David Wollman. And these drone strikes are taking place in
Balochistan. I just want you to be informed. song. So,
yeah, you don't want to be too informed. You don't
want anyone thinking about what we're doing with the government.
Quick, switch the track.
Yeah, that's what they do. Yeah. So I've got a
clip that might lighten things up. No. Just kidding. So,
um... You're terrible. I tried. There's so many "uhs" There's
a lot of "ahs" in there Holly Kane from Miami,
FLA. From the state where you can't say gay. Teaching
grade school's children art, I gave him to draw her
private part, said, "Hey babe, Take a walk on the
child side. I said, "Hey Disney, take a walk on
the child side." And he came to the kindergarten. In
she never even stopped, even when they called the cops.
She said, "Hey, babe." Take a walk on the child
side. and said, "Hey, Comma Pizza!" Take a walk on
the child side, and the people of color go, "No,
Justin!" - Justice! Peace! President Joey was just sniffing away.
Kitty's at the White House, you came to play. A
fondle here and a touch up there, always sniffing children's
hair. He said, hey babe, take a walk on the
child's side. I said, hey Joe, take a walk on
the child's side. you Plum furry, hit the streets. Looking
for anime and some teenage wee? Gave some kid at
a department store a whole lot more than they'd buy
them for. He said, "Hey, babe." Take a walk on
the child's side. Who said, "Hey, Nickelodeon, take a walk
on the child side." Jackie is just grooming away. Pretend
to be a teen for just one day But I
guess he had to get bashed. Honeypot would have helped
that smash. He said, "Hey, babe. Take a walk on
the child side." and said, "Hey CNN, take a walk
on the child side and the wood chippers go..." The
mofo. Dvorak.org slash N-A Darren O'Neill, man, he just, he
has it. He's got that magic.